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PLEASE
GIVE ME
I WILL ACTUALLLY START SOBIBNG
I LOVE CHATS
CATS
SM
THERES THIS CAT IN MY NBHD
SHES LITERALLY
TINY
AND SHES LIKE 7 MONTHS OLD
AND SHES GOT LITTLE LEGS
@mint hemlock @raw geode @elder cedar
omg show
๐ฅ
I WANT TO EAT
ikr he's a devil
im gonna shut up
CUTIE PATOOTIE
I j forwarded the pictures
cus I cant be bothered to bring the phone from the other room
.<
goof :D
LMFOAOAOA KITTY'S LIKE (._.)
shes literally a cotton ball
awwww
OH
creative ik
WHATS HIS NAME
lemme see if i can find a pic of any of my neighbors cats that i took care of
oh!
she's so majestic
thats such a small big boy
:3
she was the size of my palm
a few weeks ago
but then ive got huge ass hands
Don't be fooled
He hasn't paid his taxes
tax evader
I wouldnt pay my taxes If i were that good looking too
i support
I FOUND PICTURES OF THE MOST CURSED THINGS, EVERYTHING EXCCET A PICTURE OF THE DANG CAT
But the truth is in the front of us
ofc im not as pretty
Same
sheikh meow meow
It's ok guys personality matters too
That's what someone told me after I face revealed to them
what
I swea
is this flirting/selfhate convo?
you're prolly a fine gentleman
It's a reality check chat
this is a conversation pigeon
Yes I try to
good
Behaviour is the only thing I can control
that's more than enough
uh huh
Indeed
mhm
It's more than enough to survive
But you don't wanna survive
as a pro flirter
I'm flirting?
ik my stuff
You wanna thrive
I sense only direct meanings
its so funny lmao how straight men are better at flirting w other straight men than flirting w girls
ofc you can
And we aren't flirting
I have never flirted with a woman ever
we're just having a genuine conversation
iit shows love
Yeah please don't send us to the gulag.
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men usually have 0 rizz and 0 sense of their surroundings
I don't love anyone ,romantically atleast
alr dude
have fun
but not too much fun iykwim
not true
and if you do ping me
well
You don't have to
Not everything in life has to be romantic
you can see the beauty in things without having to exploit it.
I have seen men who can rizz people.
Real. Ngl at the simple level I will be satisfied life long if I have someone to talk to any time of the day.
word for word
Someone I could just talk to anytime
Go to late night walks with
Late night walks are so under rated
I have never had many
But I can understand the beauty of it
I'm just afraid of dogs
I WAS ONCE WALKING FROM BAZAAR TO HOME W MY BIL
AND THERE WERE STRAY DOGS LOSE
LOOSE*
AND HE RAN AWAY
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I WAS SO TRAUMATISED
Man I have been bitten by dogs thrice in my life
AND MIND U I WALKED LIKE 8 KILOMETERS
SO I WAS TIRED AF
WAIT NO
IT WAS LIKE 5 KMS
I can understand
oh man
sorry
I'm so scared of some dogs
First time was like I was a 5yo baby playing
And bro bit me and threw me around like some plushie or pillow
that's
not it
All the times I was just minding my buisness
thas why i said usually :D
Ngl most men I know around me have some sense of flirting skills.
I was playing in the playground
And he ran to me from no where
dogs are scary
nah most men do not know how to flirt w women
esp the once on the street
They end up being creepy
Maybe he is a argument with his wife
fr
Yeah not hating but Indian men have that
hell even the tiny ones
you're indian?
Yes
coool
People say they can sense fear or tension from you
Wbu
yes I've heard that too
dude dont get me started on SE asian men
So when you get tensed around them they get alerted
they stare so openly
I suppose there are
no shame
5 countries
OMG
Lol
they have no sharam whatsoever
im scared by them so probably yeah
they stare at women
and MEN
this once
I was at the airport
and this
60 YO MAN WITH A BEARD
I know my countries men
HE WAS A PATHAN
and then they advocate the whole "women should cover up"
And HE ASKED ME TO VISIT HIM?
Considerable amount
and asked for my whatsapp
VISIT HIM???
man are you seeing yourself?
There are 5 countries around India ,are you from bangla or Pak?
what the gucj indeed bro
these typa idiots (a good majority) ruining our reputation bro ๐ญ
"kabhi ao na sawat"
p sure pk
the latter
already bad image and then this
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Nice to meet you
NOT THE SAWAT ๐ญ
I was at the ISLAMABAD INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
VAMP FLASHBACKS ๐ญ
Most Pakistani people I have met are nice and kind
ive met more vile ones ngl
I WAS SO GAGGED
i would like to bomb one 'ere
and stuff liek this has happened to me so often
Any racism or hate that I have gotten
Was maybe from two Americans
I ALMOST SAID A NO-NO WORD ๐
but bro
and the fact that i halfway live there man ๐ญ (halfway as in its dad side family)
THEY STARE SO OPENLY
was staring at me for a good 5 minutes at some mall that i just moved to somewhere else bro like what the hell you want from me ๐ญ
and this dude who was like in his early 20s who als lived around my neighborhood was talking to me (he went to the same place as me, I was doing a little course for graphic deisigning) and he was literally TOUCHING himself while talking to me and HE was wearing skinny jeans
no
South eastern Asian men give good competition in being creepy
AND IT MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE
I can't compete
i got my mail ty
Gave +1 rep to h3lpmebro!
youre a good one jos dw dw
we love you and would like to take you to sawat for a ride
staring comp ๐
trustt
DAMN
WTF
๐
๐
Tf
stay safe man this is actually wild
LIKE ARE YOU OKAY?
WTFFF

HELLOO
HELL YEAH
NAH WILDER SHIT HAS HAPPENED
THIS DUDE ONCE FOLLOWED ME HOME
BRO WHAT THAT HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF SA
Senses get heightened
mental SA
HE TRIED FOLLOWING ME MULTIPLE TIMES
YEAH
I WOULDVE PUCHED AND KICKED IN THE NO NO TOUCH TOUCH SQUARE
AND HE WAS THERE AT THIS SHOP
๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ญ
BRO WHAT
CARRRY A TASER
AND I ASKED HIM TO MOVE
Wait aren't you a guy?
potty mod arc??
THE PATHWAY WAS SLIM
HUH
I CARRY A KNIFE x CAR WINDOW BREAKER THINGY
D*CK
WOULD RECC
rip bro
KILL
rip
Like ngl I haven't had much people staring me for obv reasons but I have been literally confused for some shop worker or waiter for many times
#meninmendominatedfeilds
THATS SOMEHOW SO MUCH WORSE
oh also
Fr
this is a few years ago
sholdve punched bro
i was walking to get naan
i wouldve
wait ew wtf
and this dude
People are creepy
was walking fast behind me alr
I prefer capybaras
But they don't have any in india
"bhai rukie ap ki kamar par kuch hai"
very true
๐
nah im fine
NAW
and THERE WAS NOTHING
You have experienced it too
a lot of times ๐ญ
EWWWWW
AND WALKS AWYA?
man why tf r u yellow
OMG
and ounch
I LITERALLY SAID
VIOLENCE WOULD ENSUE
๐ฃ๏ธ YOUR HONOR IT WAS SELF DEFENCE
theres sm more stuff
HANDS WOULD HAVE BEEN THROWN
๐ญ
these ones are j plain disgusting tho
in isl?
...
SOMBODY WOULD HAVE DIED
nope
chat I was a child when most of it happened
Like once I was finding a plastic bottle for a water rocket contest,in a mall in searching here and there (now you can blame me ,I was wearing pajamas for some reason,usually going out i don't wear much good shi) so one girl came up to me. And asked where are the chocolates. I said idk because I was in hurry. Then walking through the mall we met again and she again is like "bhaiya where is chocolates" I'm finally like "behan I don't work here" ๐๐ฟ
except when the dude was touching his bulge
let there not be a next time Astaghfirullah
๐ฅฐ
that makes it so much even worse
In Shaa Allah not
but man
a lot of ours are
very weird
ASTAGHFIRULLAH INDEED
so unfortunately cant even be safe
LMFAO
RIP
bro #meninwomendominatedfields
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i think it might be best to not discuss further of this here though
js put the fries in the bag bro 
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I'm traumatized
but I agree
someone whistled at me once
I'm happy i haven't been harrassed
do you know i once fell from the third story stairs
catcall
i mean hey if ya need to open up to someone about it can always tell some of us
i was so confused like damn, me? bffr
and landed on the ground floor
ouch.
oh also
OUCH.
how r u still alive
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
someone threw a brick on my head from the third floor
HOW ARE YOU LIVING
I SLIPPED OKAY
Wtf bro
the shit that happens to u
๐ญ
( I DIDNT GET STITCHES)
well Alhamdulilah youre still living we glad to hear that but damn be careful
ur still alive thru pure luck
IFKR
LMFAO
MY FOOT ONCE GOT CAUGHT ON FIRE TOO
think there was a movie ab that
PLEASE MY INSTAGRAM ALT ACCOUNT LITERALLY HAS THE NAME BEAN
HAHAHAH
cartoon character ass luck bro
I MIGHT BE MR BEAN
Nah jit ngl nature's got vendetta against you
mr bean came from this person
real bro
ah shit
Got ya
no but i literally fainted
oh i also once fainted infront of my house
real crazy stuff
When I shaved for thr first time
why r u yellow this is unnatural
cus i saw blood coming out of my hands
I shaved a pimple off
and that was when i found out
y'all can discuss what traumatic experiences yall had if you wnat to but do please keep it to an extent within the rules yall kwim
Im bloodphobiac
Accidentally
(sometimes)
think its prolly. a phobia
which is odd
Yellow jos
i js trolin around
bot
no ok go backto pink
Yes sir
its bloodphobia but it happens sometimes
Purple jos
indeeed dw
mostly when the blood that comes out is in small amounts
this one time
chat u know those coils
hemophobia iirc
we troll
clots?
and it has a metal stand
greenies now
nono the
mosquito reppelent
we want pink jos back </3
repellent
and i fainted on my sister
coils
and she fell on the sofa
odomos?
๐ฅฐ
Lime green to be exact
pink jos
Greenies on discord face the most discrimination ngl
yeh
real
wtf is this deep orange role
LMFAO
CBSE
yes boss
pink looks so fire icl
cbse
naahh
๐ฃ๏ธ
๐
ha
Like many servers got green role for rookies
ure pfp is like the specific color of TV GIRL pink
yes this
have you never seen em???
ish
And then you have to form worker union to fight for your right to speak
omg
I was just lighting these
real real real
yep got it
my favorite is dark red but
havent heard of it in a while lol
pink does infact look fire
I started bleeding tryna open the metal and I fainted
yeah thats very true
makes it bland
ah
dawg my lights r completely red rn
I don't have phobia of blood like I don't faint from seeing it
thats where the hemophobia kicked in
it looks like kotha
But when I bleed I get dizzy
ah that tends to happen with some
I can see blood normally irl without any issues
bleedings own stuff
KOTHA LAG RHA ๐ฃ (iykyk pls dont come at me :<)
mosquito fighting
But when I'm bleeding I feel like I'm losing the sense of the world
what is kotha
brothel
I'm
LMFAO
Uhm
WILD
:3
Are we allowed to say it?
i did NOT know theres a word for that
yeah i heard the word brothel and i js recently realised what it means
I rmrb the first time i killed one with my hands
I was so happy
wonder what it is
but might be best to keep to self since not sure
It's nsfw
i used to think it was related to religion at first
oh was i so wrong
its the little life achievements
the stripper religion
That's all I can say
๐ฅฐ
got it
For real
yeah thats crazy
RAH
It's hindi word
i think thats brethren
ahhhh
sounds similerish
that makes more sense
SERVICES PLACE? ๐
+70 respect
+20 speed
chat i still cant kill mosquitos wmy hands 
I mean it's a service
Why did I think you meant
Brothel
I haven't been there
rip
@rapid sorrel @raw geode @mint hemlock more
hi chat
ive killed once
Let me clarify
MORE LIKE HAPPY ENDING AREA
sames
:<
give
itni nafrat
PLS
it so gross
wow bhai
PLSPLS
sure
i mean OF COURSE WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE
BAHAHAHAA
NOBODY SHOULD BE THERE
Taraweh isnt easy ๐
IDK MY FRIEND ONCE OFFERED ME TO TAKE TEHRE
But I refused
๐ญ
It was after gym
except me trying to make money
๐ญ๐ญ
it would be more concerining if u have
ey ey ey
This was me
5 mintues ago
DW I DIDN'T GO
I'm a good man
no money
word
GOOD
Ngl i have a hot take
chat has anyone watched severance on apple tv
Should
I pick it back up
its so good
i have not but ive seen it
yall so fun to talk to
Askelaadd is the best character
real
"i have not seen it but i have" 
I sometimes wonder how he has connection in those places
Did I say something unflattering
who?
?!
can say the same
Knees
KNEES
i love this place
And
AND TOES
Toes
KNEES AND TOES
I LOVE THAT RHYME
My friend offered me to take to the place
YES
AND THE SNOWFLAKE ONE
HE PROLLY WORKED THERE BEFORE
i wonder...
maybe wanna stay away from bro ngl
doesnt sound good company
FR
pardon? who re these friends
What snowflake.....
SNOWFLAKE SNOWFLAKE LITTLE SNOWFLAKE
He's father's a big buisnessman
dawg
FALLING FALLING
@indigo shore
its always the spoiled kids
I'm 17 dw ,IK I STILL SHOULDN'T BE TEHRE
GOOD
nah
I mean
Back back back back then
12 yr old were often seen at brothels
stay away from those places guys
Wdym nah ๐ญ
back x4 indeed
yeah thats trafficking
that was a LONG time ago
Nope
DUDE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BROTHEL WAS AT 12
I USED TO MAKE POTIONS IN THE BATHROOM
yea
real ๐ญ
Nah
Like medieval times
i was mixing random stuff from the kitchen bro
Ik man I'm on life long celebacy
I like askelaad
LITERALL WHAT I SAID
I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT A BROTHEL WAS DAGWG
he's well written
1 INGREDIENT SLIME
I was 16 when this happened
askeladd
He was 17
RAHHHHH
oh yeah hell naw stay away
Askelaadd ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
MY AGE IM FUCKED
hey so run
๐ฅ
โค๏ธ
im 16 bro if i get told to go to a brothel im making him lose his ability to enjoy a brothel
oh
well you got a life lesson
Ngl he lowkey chill guy but sus
its acc so weird
The only place close to a club ive gone to
Real
At 10
I was pucking up tea bags and flower
Mixing it all together
Told my ma i was looking for a cure for asthma cus my bro had it
Drank a few
makes me realise how fucked some ppl r
not all friends r goated some will offer to take you to freakshows
But in alive
to even offer that
Whats the lesson
Lol ๐ญ I mean it was a offer
OML THERE WAS THIS PART OF ME THAT LIKED THE TASTE OF CEMENT ON WALLS
dont think w ur peenaur
To take or not
and chalk
I never did
its calcium deficiency
yea this too
fr
yeah best never take it
oh
ifkr
they taste good tho
I never took it, probably
chakl stil taste good
most guys think with the head in their pants and not the one above the neck
I mean not probably
probably โ๏ธ
BRO WHY IS MY CAT HALF UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SLEEPING
go sleep
us
PLS
its late
SHOW
Jessie thy still haven't replied to my app
no i need to study
Okay
I wasnt that dumb
But i licked soap more than once
And I had a weird thing with foam and cushions
SHOW
You too? Damn
ill wake up late
Go sleep
Same
NO I DIDNT LIKE SOAP
I wake up at like
I J LIKED CMENT
yep 2:08am
10 am
nah
hes glitching
12pm
I read that as something else
Holy moly
as what?
turn off the damn lights hes eepy
What an interesting position
I must not speak
damn its 1 38 am here
errors kicking in
holy moly emoji meme
^^!!!
alr then su
yeah stay up late studying, wake up late
I turned them on for the pic
to study more yet aain
fr
I see berk
I see toothless
ive NEEVR KNOWN SOMEONE LIKE U
LMAOO
LMAO
let bro sleeeep :<
How do they allow you to get up late, mine won't let me sleep last 11
weren't they making an httyd live action
my sister used to scrap off the cement on walls and eat it ๐
Even if I study late
aw hell nah
yeah i get waterboarded but im besharam so i continue sleeping all soggy
They aree
the youngsters lore
she did that as a kid and then randomly stopped
aw man
hell yea
OMG ME TOO?
That's different level of dedication, can we swap sleep cycles?
ARE URE SISTER AND I TWINS?
man alcoholism runs in my family except my parents
ok bye guys back to vinland !!!
HE SAID F BLUD
Nah
The only dumb shit I did
Was
Acc quite a lot
you might be
Except you too right?
do you know madison beer fans are called alcoholices ๐ญ
Yess
So far everyone looks accurate
who said f
whoa
yeah we be doing some lot ๐ญ
Wait where are you from
Well except the twins and the blonde girl
oh yeah I heard the twins don't even look alike in the casting
i mean i make alot of jokes ab alcoholim and "ooh im such an alcoholic hehehe im so quirky
" as if ive had more than 2 beers and a glasss of wine in the 16 years ive been alive total but i dont rrly drink at all
what did they do with the blonde
india
Yup
Will never forgot when i got my head stuck
how to train your dragon?
yea try to keep out of drink
Brother what?
yeah
yeah
She black
Well mixed
The boy is fine
The g8rl is
Gm
Hm
this sounds so weird out of context
๐ญ
like a rap
I have never drank even if it was prasad
you shouldnt drink alcohol
ur getting alc in prasad?
odd
dude theres this dude in my ex school
and hes liek 16
AND HE DRINKS BEER
AND DOES WEED BEFORE SCHOOL
?
There are some local people in my village who serve it to God as Prasad
Not too much just some
is this perchance amercia
P A K I S T A N
cuz idfk how yall getting hands on cheap weed in india/pak
Where in the India do they let 16yo drinks
some of my ex classmates drank alchohol and smoked pot since 4th grade, they are like absolute alcholics now
wtf even
??? u think theyre doing it legally?
its their parents
ki bottles or wtv idfk ion get into
it
that kid
Damn man I mean I have a place where I can drink it legally
Gandhinagar
barely interact w my classmates acc
I'm from gujrat so yeah it's legal on gandhinagar to drink
I always read your name as pot
Or potato
yeah same the priv accs smoking drinking everything
LIKE AND URE MUSLIM TOO
Alcoholism is fucked
ugh crazy
HE MAKES ME SO ANGRY
I have had fights with drunk people
like wy
oh shi wha
SLiT
HONEY HONEY CAKE YEAHHHHHHHHHH YUM I MUST CONSUME HOLD ON
Two of them start fighting
oh shi na
One pushed over to my table
where did that come from?
you shouldve pushed a lighted candle up his mouth
Since they were drunk I had fun with two punching bags
that works too
Yeah
Yk those tiny gate thingies
Well
I was delusional and believed i could just pass thru instead of using the actual opening like everyone else
So i did
Didnt get far tho
Almost borke into tears
But i managed to get it out
im 99% sure ur tall and perchance go to the gym, bc ive never seen a short scrawny guy have that much confidence to fist fight random druck ppl
The path thing ๐
oh
I'm average height
5'9
i saw a c sec vid
yk the thing i told yall about
im traumatised
ME TOO
And I have went to gym and I know some
IT LOOKED LIEK A BALLOON
Only some taekwondo
i couldnt even tell wtf i was looking at cuz my vol was off
So yeah I can survive
close enoguh
yk how i told u the dude was touching himself when talking ot me a couple weeks ago
yeah
i was 6'3
i think
It's not really about confidence. I just couldn't hold my anger back
They were already being loud
And one was trying to taung me for minutes
But I didn't reply
im sorryi get wym but i cant think of anything else except "i see red when im angry u dont wanna mess with me ๐ฟ "
LIGHT IHM ON FIRE
JHAHAHAHAHHA
LIL
WHEN ME EYES TURN RUN, RED
You can count that
๐ญ
Idk who red is
autistic?
Don't blame me
oh sure
oh girl u dont have a 12h screen time i c
Self diagnosed
2
I have 15
fr
ion trust my phone screen time
Guys I miss chicken biryani
It's 2:19 am
once i barely was on my phone for over 20ish mins and my dumbahh phone told me i had a 34h screen time
Can someone send chicken biryani
weekly
obv
Chicken Biryani is peak
i wana go to japan , ion gaf abt the nerd weeb normie anime jpop bs
fr
oh?