#chat-lounge
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So unethical
tsk
bro stop ur literally pani puri
I'm so goated man
Every brown girl wants me spicy

dahi puri better
is it too old to say thick of it by ksi
every brown girl be 2 timing
oh hell nawwww
idk
Who is our dahi puri π
I have beef with dahi puri
The only puri I wouldn't eat
reminds me of meme saying brown girls are cute when eating pani puri
real shi tho
dahi puri is kinda
disgusting
It could be better
ur disgusting
nice
is ok bocchi
it typeds
we all know
.
L
L
L
I go hide in darkness
M
adios
go back into ur cave
My cave is jus better
im down
bhelpuri > pani puri
lets go together
respectfull opinion
remind me to feed the beasts under my bed and in my closet (i mean bam, sushi, and imaan)
dahi puri <<<
ok bro
sev puri>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other puris
also nugget padhle
wtf is sev puri bro
show me pic
american hai kya
im bangladeshi bro
puri with sev overloaded
lmfao
fair enough then
whats a sev
why are you here
ummmmmmmmmmm the yellow thing in the picture
yk those long thin crunchy chips thing
it's taste as hell
am on break
yea
ok we dont have that
i thought its just for garnishing
thats just dahi puri without yogurt
yah
bro im not indian
by no way or form can something be dahi puri without yogurt
wtf what are u then
only tried dahi puri pani purit and samosa chat
i like dahi puri
puri refers to any circular or flat shaped fried shyt thing (i forgot what it's called)
samosa chaat is ok
imo
i never liked it
same
realest
we call it chotpoti here tho
oh
im batman
ahh yes
depends a lot on the tikkie obv but it can hit sometimes or be a complete disappointment
its the guys who call themselves batman. they the ones saving girls
??????????
are you accusing belpuri of being a red flag
no batman believes in gender equality
I wouldn't take that @wary lantern
NO BATMAN BELIEVES IN GENDER EQUALITY?
its what usual 'im batman' men do
fr
never seen batman brave and beyond?
are u indirectly calling me a pick me?
no, am not batman
if yes then im not that
directly calling you a playa
tf is that
player bro
i dont get it
πππππ
playboy
oh
to this day i still dont know what it means
randwa
bros that meme 'what isnt cheating illegal'
laundibaaz
wtf does that even mean π
BYPASSS 
lawhore
theres a video. a random woman asks an asian on the streets if he would cheat on his gf. and he said 'isnt it illegal to cheat'
π₯Ή
me
tf u thinking nugget
idk mard jaat ke upar se bharosa uth gaya hai
i support nugget publicly for the first time
okay edgy woman
π
π
wiat
LMAO
πππ

hi
ah, indeed my fellow lahoreian, glad to have you onboard
your job is to propagate Lahore far and wide
Imagine ordering a porsche sitting in class in front of everyone when everyone is preparing for exams while your ordering a porsche form its website
you were chosen not by me but the lahoreians
my usual shopping cart
Ordering it fr
not just putting in cart i mean and hi nugget long time no see π
ofc
iscroll thru amazon in class

Chicken nugget
hello rh
I mean i am talking about ordering the porsche π makkingg an successful payment 
damn is this what people in first world countries do
must be nice
yes same
scroll hi kar sakti hu bhai
order nhi
ππππ
π So you ordered a porsche in front of class?
duh
i have porsche 911 gt3 rs
No comments
skbiid
fr i dropped u to ur school in it
pedo kaha se aagya
did you do that for bred too
damn meow on call then
hi helpun
oh word
hi bhelpuri
I got banned on reddit for 1 day
,av @hasty tartan
imagine
Can someone get banned from x.com
us broke people scroll second hand markets bro
because why not
on what'sapp and telegram or heck even ebay
tf is x.com
πππ
scrolling satisfaction bro
Hi chat
i even scroll shein
Bye chat
Should i install valorant im bored
no
i didnt know that π
And thats the only game that runs on the laptop i have
BRO
i ordered shoes from there for 7 euros
Cuz its simple
yes
I wuold urge you to play valorant
i got $2 phone covers bro
its so good quality
Its the only game ik that runs on my laptop
Im saving up for a gaming one
yeah post straight up cp
Wsg
yeah
address send π
Lenovo Legion
Cheeze pizza π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
most likely made by chinease kids
hey emxaca
Sup
greetings
s?channel
yes
isn't Mimi gone
Didn't find any results for mimi_online. Try something more specific, or @mention the user.
pizza mozzarella
It's gonna take 1 year best case scenario π
Pizza mozzarella
I have 130 bucks on me so far
rella rella
Rella rella rella
s?user 742058290552373364
damn buy me bloodborne
Pineapple pizza π₯π₯π₯
s?t
Sup helpun
πππ
No
Been good wbu
me too man
GRAAAAH YOU FINISHED ELDEN?
no βΉοΈβΉοΈ
S?me
Rich
Wait for a sale or sum
I'll finish it when I go back to pak
no mula
Itβs free on ps plus extra
nugget can I get nitro then
LOL WHAT
fuck what
search up del vostro
buy me ps plus now
worst laptop you can buy
why'd you even say it then
children should do some work too
dad bought it when i was too young to understand
no. ask axer i heard bro gifts to everyone
you need to e marry him first
wtf
I'm not doing allat
like study
meow in dms
tu kar le
one meow = 1 week nitro
@tame loom Ψ£ΩΩ ΩΨ§ ΨΊΩΩ
meri bhi h
I doubt
π
sorry nugget
Im gonna need like 700 more dollars to get a good one
yes
this guy
darky that's a nice question
Something that lets you put animated pfps
Banners shit like that
Not worth it tho
Unless it's free
How much does it cost?
10 bucks
Thatβs enough meals for 3-5 days
darky will you buy me nitro if I beat malenia no hit
WTF
bro thinks hes that one youtuber
Last time i played valorant was when i got banned for 3 months
Wait i actually played once after getting unbanned
i got joe mama'ed
answer the question knafeh lover
π
arent you like 16?
there is no driving age limit here >:)
You can get your license at 16
ye in like 1 out 197 countries
ur not being rlly general man
wait mb
i forgot abt American Samoa, Cameroon, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Guam, Isle of Man, Northern Mariana Islands
your bad
ISLE OF MAN MENTIONED
IS THAT THE PLACE
WHERE THE RACE
HAPPENS
βΌοΈ
CRAZY
What
what
who here is an English nerd I need help..
You can get a driverβs license at 16
ye in like 6*** out 197 countries
the other 191 its 18 years
What
what
Countries with the lowest driving ages (17 and below) are Australia, The Bahamas, Canada, Malaysia, New Zealand, the United Kingdom (mainland), United States, the United Arab Emirates and Zimbabwe.
Def more than 6 lmao
ermm
thats 17
not 16
learn counting π€
17 AND below
we need 16 AND below
ooh guys i can drive 
pakistan is NOT 16
trust
iwould know
i live ther
yea thats bcuz i got u in the car
might as well just die then
Not saying pakistan is 16
Js saying you can get it at 16 in a lot of countries
why you giving me a ride
i can perfectly drive on my own
nty
cuz i broke ur legs cuz u were yapping too much
send website i need to email th guys that sm is wrong on the iage
i can ride a motorcyle too fyi
which i am learning
and i wouldn need legs if i stay on the sam gear π€
i can ride a scooter but thats too easy so motorcycle now
wow gl
Bruv why do you think driving at 16 is impossible or smth
no breh
its just that the vast majorty of countries have a limit above 18
Any pakistani?
No
Weβre all lahori here
Lahori. Aye am from isb
im not the cult didnt get me yet
I'm turning 18 in 3 months
That vast majority doesnt include the US, Canada, Australia and the UK
pakistanis need to stop spamming man we getting to many of us these days
You are
fr
nope
only US and canada can drive at 16
Erm Akshually I'm pashtun
uk and aus still 17
Still
not getting brainwashed into thisπ―
Under 18
Is ta da mur
we weret ever talking at 18, we were talking about which countries you can legally drive AT 16
and that is exactly 6 out of 197 contries
which is a huge minority
Ok bro im sorry for ever doubting your holiness forgive my impertinence you were right im wrong
wow thanks for the apology π
Gave +1 rep to addicted_to_breathing!
Im at the dentist
ahh ok nws
Currently have someoneβs hands in my mouth lmao
i got cursed once "u will end up like me one day"
and then i failed a math test that day so i came home sad and then my mom asked me why i was said and i started crying and i told her i failed a math test cuz some woman cursed me on the streets
she laughed
LMAO β οΈ
Can someone write this shi out for me im in public and dont wanna risk it
Ok go focus on ur dentist shenanigans then
Dentist too busy flirting with hygienist
π
a random beggar lady was harrassinghim while he was returning from the shop to his ghar
Bro it's crazy. And I'm not even like a frugal person I give a lot of money in charity if someone asks me or even doesn't. I give the careem driver an extra hundred I tip generously. But this lady just I actually got scared and ran away.
Damn
flirtin at work is wild
Real
i didnt even have money on me and i told her that tooπ
Don't ask airline pilots anything
Bro if I have 5k on me with 0 change I'm sorry lady
fr
I'll have the dough to do that
insha allah
At that point I'd start a revolution with that money
π―
I get it nobody is giving you a job you're helpless, but harassing a working class person is not the right way
fr harassing is too much
they make you feel terrible abt urself f you dont give em
What even happened to you bro
who hurt you
the creepy beggar
I feel so bad cause it's not even their fault but like you're the 6th person asking me for money today I've given 5 people already my dad's gonna start thinking I'm buying drugs
ye all of the money i carry is my parent's. i have no right to give away their hard earned money without their permission. if it was mine sure i woldnt mind
im not reading allat explain pls
creepy beggar woman followed him home from the shop and pulled the "making you feel terrible about urself" card
oh fair
shouldve beat her
ur nit??
hi
sum ting wong?
genau
hey emcbas
bannable offence asking for leaks
go study
yeh
u can find hints in the bookπ―
greetings
really?
have you been a good lahorei
No i reside in india
why
yes
ππ
are you spreading the word of lahore bro?
totally not
hmm
my parents did the deed in this country
are you rixz junior?
and make me stay here
sadly
so tragic
bro dmed me with that π
Ψ΄Ω ΨͺΨ¨ΩΨ
π π
is it real though
no lol
rip
can you make an exception
for wut
for me
damn u still want the nitro so badly
π
write me 5000 words essay why you want it
yes
I do indeed
and i want you too
wtf
Hellow
you brought the whole gang huh
Lmfao
Check ypt group
ok
just go fucking study
this is not very lahori behavour
you have to be punished for this
BUT ITS FREE DISCORD NITRO BRO
ikr anything for nitro
nahhh cuhh
it's easy bro
@hasty tartan you join the game and complete it bro
i was afk bro
she is the noobest bru π
exactly
wtf is this bro
you got experience
π
so u have to do the whole 100 levels
Send
oh damn it's actually a game
How do i play it
wymm
no thanks
Gave +1 rep to axerrr!
wtf free rep
ay thx for the rep
oh hi
becoz we wanted lore π
nah bro wtf is this game?
ya know how I'm so good at jailbreak, it's the same
too much brain rot
LMFAOOO
no wonder youre suggesting me
everytime someone says that, an entire stampede of 12 y/o kids arrive from beyond the horizon giving cult level backing to a deranged tiktok that becomes the new brainrot
Is starting studying for mocks 20 days before late?
Too early, start 2 hrs before
no...?
Acc?
yea
i gave u a different assignment. but sure if u wanna play the game insteat, you too have to complete 100 levels with emacs
πππhell no bro i need good predicted grades
fr
I thought i was late lowk
nah I'm suggesting it because I am very humble and can complete the game easily
π
Like i started before but barley anything now am locked in
no
I am going through 4 units of chem a day
ur doing fine chill
will i get the expensive nitro if i beat it
did u do what i asked first?
do you want me to meow too
in her dms yes
?????????
What about ig finals
CRAZY
When do i start?
ofc ofc. im also humble person so ill suggest it someone else who can play it
stop pretending
YOU WILL FAIL
OCR board ke notes hein yahan?
ew i hate cs
chemistry FAIL
idk
Yeah right
Oh
Thats good
Ama finish the syllabus hopefully end of February
Then march april n may
Ama do pastpaer
True
gl
nah I'm suggesting it because I am very humble and can complete the game easily
yea thats enough
whys bro texting twice
yea
make sure to do like a lot of past papers
what game are you even platying
5 levels of what now
will you buy me nitro too
i would agar i wasnt gareeb af
us
JOS
link bhej
real
what one
and i get free nitro from 5 levels?
this sounds so funny what
helpo is so fucking ute
cute
that's for nugget
axer will upgrade my nitro if i win rihgt
what is for me then
you have to complete 100 levels
alr
thanks axer we all say in unison
thanks axer
π
also without skips
no
yes you will
no worries
Sev puri is nothing without me
i am not a skipper
sigma
oh god
shut the fuck up random
and then i get nitro?
lets play together men kissing emoji
but who said i want nitro
me
bruh that's like the easiest $4 you making there
π
same
why do you want me to play
i got 3 nitro trails if anyone wants
trails
nitro nitro hota lol
because i want you to play
share, i actually wanna upgrade
Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
this game is a type of chinese torture im telling you
π€£ π€£ π€£
DYLANNNNNN HAIIIIIIIIII OOOHHH EMMMM GEEE
@peak merlin bro is suffering
You are?
Haiiiiiii
*was never playing this game
no helpus is playing it
i meant he is suffering
Acha
but wo mili nhi bakchod ne timepass kara diya
π€£
2
almos tdone tongue sticking out emojio
shutcho alan
thats crazy
nuh uh
he was
ab removed?
yea
YEEEEES
Cats are useless animals
Theyβre emergency food to us humans
welp why
what?
idk
true
bro idk u but cats r W
No
their idgaf attitude is commendable
π ed opinion
ive spent 45 minutes on this you will owe me an upgrade onec i finish
Huh
so greedy
@peak merlin sponsoring is tho
Dats kinda kinky
yea
@peak merlin are you a masochist
no
ok
used to be the server manager
I can get mod anytime I want
I still have more perms than them
okii
egirl alan when? oh ppl here might not know im the reason behind ur weird pfp n about me lmao
probably
i got to 100 pay up
i think you are good with nitro basic
π
LAST NIGHT I LAY IN BED SO BLUE WHEN I REALISED THE TRUTH THEY CANT LOVE ME LIKY OU
ily morty
sup mort
s?me
s?me
s?me
S?me
copycats
what
i've never seen u on vc bruh
idts
I did a whole podcast bruh
about what
I used to be #2
Lahore
thats crazy, talking abt genshin for 7 hours 
Technically #1 cuz mimi wasnt there
i used to be #1
π¦¦

HORIZONONNOONONONONNO
s?me
I HAVE
LONG TIME NO SEE
SO MUCH WHAT
DUDE
OH WHAT HAPPENED
YESSIR
He doesn't
Reply to my dms
It takes him days
π
So I have to see when he's online or not
real hai bro
hey nget
π
i dont understand why ppl text in gc
or server
to check dms
like damn now tell me too
π
yea fr
what does the ticket tool do
gives you the next coldplay concert ticket
insane
@tame loom made it to level 80 smth but had to go out
so i shall finish it one day fr
real vro
You ghost me bitch
scroll up i said "What" AND YOU GHOSTED ME
uh
i can see the pixels 
The game crashed
π
same bro π
Welp maybe i should watch shows instead
mmaybe]
lets u contact mods
ohh i c
oh i remember u
hey silka
@eager wind @wary lantern π₯
top comment πππ
pe
i got new car
That early?
show
SAME I GOT CHOSEN
W W W
And WTF is your sleeping schedule
jesus the dust
Damn
that's why the deliveries take one month smh
I locked in
i submitted an application for hosting study sessions
about a week ago
i didn't get a response yet
what do i do?
@dense spoke @winter valley
We'll be in contact with you shortly through a ticket, probably within a few hours.
Alright, thank you!
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congrats
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Haiiii
Holaaaaa
hi aei
ππ
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LOBOTOMY
Haiiiiii helpunnn hruuu
HAIIIIIII
Heyyy
Wasssupppp
I'm good wbuu
I'm gladdddd im greattt tysmfaaa still sick tho wosnowbsiwbsh hehe did u eat?! Rest?!? Sleep?!?!
HAIIII
NMMM IT WAS MY MUMS BIRTHDAY SAWR WE WENT OUT HEHE AND UMMM YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY CZNSS HOUSE SAWR IT WAS ALOT OF FUNNNNN OMGGGGG HRUUUU WHAT ARE YA UPPP TOOOO
OMGGG SAY HAI HBD TO UR MOMM FOR MEEE
OMG MY COUSINS ARE ASSHOLES WHO DONT VIST SSMSMMSM
IM GOOD HOW NOTH MCUCHHH
yes I'm did
good
cool
@uncut radish hi
@uncut radish if you don't mind can we please talk i've gat alot to explain please
Yayayayyayay
Yaya
AWWWHHHH OFCSSSSSSSS HEHE I WILLLLLLL
freaky
ISTGGG I RELATE WE VISITED THEM TOO BAHAHHAHAHAHAA CAUSE THEU HARDLY COME OVEE
NOOOOO WE LOST BADGES AGAIN
what happened π°
YAYAYYA, LMAOOOO BAHHAHAHA IDKKK IT WAS CAUSE IM SICK SO I DIDINT ENJOYYY ALOTTT
What badges?
OMG GWS HUUN
@uncut radish please a beg lets talk 2 minutes will be enough atleast let me explain the messages
please
edaters?
naaa that ain't it
oh no darling what happened! please confide in us, this the safest place in discord 
AWWWWWHHHHHH TYYYYYYYY
Gave +1 rep to pottateum__!
What happened dude?
CUTE PFPPPP HEHE
Oooohhhh
ye rishta kiya keh lata hai
what did you send her dawg
hello helpo
hes probably cheating
