#chat-lounge
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dumb
His
fuck
House
in
'merica
netflix
Bet
Can't find it
Nah
Can't find it
It says it's not available
Tried both the Indonesian and english name
lmao
How did you watch it then π
do you have restrictions?
It ain't showing up for me π€·
L
do you know that humans shed skins about 1.5 pounds a year
and it's inside the dust around your house
Did you know minions are breedable
really
Yeah
do they even have gender
Sonic the hedgehog is breedable too
seek god
did you know that cocomeow died as a result of attempted food poisoning
wtf
attempted????
There are some scenes in which the minions show some signs of physical attraction to the opposite gender and stuff
oh
did you know that cocomeow isnt even buried
hell no
how the hell
is she still not buried
ffs
who is this owner
Did you use a vpn or something?
wsgg long time no see
my cousin
tell him or her to go to hell
and bury her
ffs
poor cocomeow
hasn't it been days since she died
it's okay
it's not
she's only an animal
Bro what
oml
(dw i shed millions of tears since she was my first pet)
it's not okay
do you not think how much i cursed not just my cousin but also his parents
do you not think how much i was against the selling of MY CAT?
she literally slept beside me everytime
she was the cutest thing ever
you guys wanna see my dog?
Yes
toes
we're grieving rn alan
my dog is living, he perchance will make u feel better
and a string of white shit
Wanna see my cat
yes
sure
cats are the standard
AWWWWWW he's soo CUTE
yeah he lives with my grandmum
so cute
AWWWW
nikey where's your cat
damn
clearly

why is g lurking

look at her
π’
her eyes are so
SHE'S AN ANGEL
How old was she

wild
1 year and 8 months old
she was sooooooooo cute
what a cutie patootie
SHE WAS SMOOL
OML
look at this baby
π
eepy baby
Cutie patootie
s?me
S?me
type shit
and she was fed
@oak olive
she was fed
Literally you idk
Didn't anyone
@opaque lance
that side of my family
personally speaking
i wish their generation dies of a wicked curse
they're so fucking cruel
Damn
i hope each death involves a barbed wire tied inside their throat
SHE"S ELEGANT
WAAAAA
AWWWWWWW
My baby is gorgeous too π

been good tyshi, hbu fam
Nah
your baby is beautiful
why is vardag not vardawg </3
YES
good good just studying for my mocks
π
may the sons of my cousin turn out to be gay
yes
haram
um
may his daughters turn out to be strippers
do i care :D
May his daughter have a 2m+ snapscore
i frankly don't
bro says haram with a cross in his bio
(im non muslim)
oh ok
i lowkey don't understand what's a snapscore
like I've heard a lot bout it
It's the amount of snaps you have sent/received
facts
Sent and received
oh so it's bad to have lots?
Ig
thank god i font go to shkool cuz lit fuck mocks and shi
what subs
Cuz it means you exchange pictures and shi with a lot of people
math, chemistry and bio
i took 5 dawg, am i cooked
FOR AS LEVEL?!
nuhuh the whole two years worth of 5 subjects lmao
not jus AS
π«‘
jesus
what subs do u take
good luck zed
I'm not in A levels
what did u take tho
yeah but my a levels started on november 14, i haven't even open my books yet


chem, bio, math, english lit, psychology
πππππ
π
LMAOOOOOO
explains the βunhingedβ
Real
im kidding
girl i always was ong
yeah duh
i knowww i remember the vcc

π π π

still confused where you from
i was born in pakistan
you were like from fucking 12 different countries
wow
bros cooked
Mr International
bro is an international citizen
fr
i wanna be like u zed
nah youll be fine
Vardag and shadoo
mrs*
mr worldwide
Y'all both here huh
i'm russian ukranian pakistani indian saudi and kyrgys
Ah
assalam o alaikum
ok
tyshiiii
Wa alikum as salam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh
walaikum assalam
walaikum salam wa rahmatullahy wa barakatuh
do you have russian and pakistani parents who have roots with kyrgys
india
and saudi
and ukrain
how does that work
my mom's russian, ukranian and kyrgys and my dad's pakistani indian and saudi
yes, hum hazir hain
π«‘
so your moms parents are
Damn thas cool
russian/kyrgys or ukrainian
Hello fellow filthy animals
why r u not vardawg
and one of their parents is russian/kyrgys/ukrainian
so like slav
Salutations
removed nickname
my mom was born in kyrgyztsan, her dad is russian and her mom's ukranian
Yes it is
okay
it is
ohh
i wish i was hybrid
According to google it's not
that's really cool!
idk
Fuck Google
It has a slavic minority
thanku
Gave +1 rep to vardag!
But the majority are Turkic
my mom and dad had some fun fr
ur pakistani???
yes
damn
if you do a bit of research you might be. i thought i was just pashtun and then i dug a little deeper
same just not pakistani but indian
im still pashtun but its more complex
lmao
I love Pakistan
i dont
Why not
I am just a simple Bengali that's it idc ab my ancestry, they ain't paying taxes for me
fake country
What's fake about it
SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTANNN π£οΈ WOWWOWOOWW GRAPE π
The world is a stage this is a dream wake up
it doesnt have a real basis for existence. its not built on any ethnic or geographic lines
π€―π€―π€―
more in india icl
Hmm
is this one of the many mihoyo games
yes
Honkai star rail
im so disconnected from that world
And there aren't that many mihoyo games
even since the tragedy
The most notable are
Genshin impact
Honkai impact 3rd
Honkai star rail
Zenless zone zero
Tears of themis
That's it
Ew
Lmao
i have realised even though they built these games for like lonely men their primary audience ended up being lonely gay women
As a soulsborne and devil may cry gamer y'all don't have a life playing these shit
It's still lonely gooner men
not the majority i think
Oki
The majority of the players are male
Except tears of themis
That's for lonely bl loving homosexual bisexual gender queer non binary xe/xer women
the tragedy
what sort of hate comment is that
It's a fact
uh no
bro this reminda me, one of my friends goes "u sound like a white girl" BIATCH
π
youre generalizing and putting random labels
Dawg so when everyone else does it it's ok π
who
Wait so where do you live now
Kyrgys?
THIS IS SO REAL
nah pakistan rn
it makes perfect sense to me
(it doesnt shadoo is right)
homosexual bisexual gender queer non binary xe xer dont
make sense
homosexual is same sex
It was a joke
bisexual is two genders
π
gender queer is a more broad term
onggg
You don't need to look that deeply into it
non binary is a gender term
ok but the bisexual is also homosexual
xe/xer are neopronouns

HWO GIVES A DAMN
sigh oh lord
You say that every time dawg
the only ones laughing at the jokes are dumbasses 
And then you make poop jokes
white cis male SHOCKS non binary barista by speaking in fluent woke
LMAO
it isnt being woke means being aware to the inequalities and injustices of the world
Dhar Mann type shit
people initially used the term by reminding people to stay woke
you'd be surprised
I have proof of shadoo being racist
i am aware
im saying
most people dont have empathy, especially for criminals and their rights
the way its used now is stupid


ok but so am i
Racial stereotypes π€
indian shit is crazy cause ive seen pakistani shit at a bus stop but in the literal sense
i dumbed it down a LOT
I was the guy π
??
And i didn't say that
i was talking about what my friend said
We were

hi!
ok and im not the father whats your point
π€¦
heyo
.
You're pregnant and I'm the baby
oh
im the baby and youre not even the fart gra
Ok π€
If we're both the baby who's pregnant

what is going on π
shrodingers child bearer
The child is alive and dead at the same time

But we won't know which one it is
a person who thinks all the time...
Until it gets pushed out
by nobody
and thus the paradox
who is doing the pushing
what came first the chicken or the egg ahh
is it the metaphysical (theoretical) freddy fazbear
Erwin Schrodinger himself
or is it god
yes
Freddy Fazbear
I vote for Freddy Fazbear
you missed the ΓΆ
Ok boomer
by voting for him he is no longer a possibility and thus the paradox
Erwin SchrΓΆdinger
but i am freddy fazbear

therefore i exist
therefore i am
I think therefore i am
But if i stopped thinking
Will i stop existing
How do jellyfish exist if they don't have a brain and can't think
if you believe in one of the options, its not an option anymore, and thus you are forced to believe in the other one and as soon as you do that, the former reappears as an option and the latter disappears, and thusly the cycle continutes
nervous system
no brain
however they have a
nervous system
RenΓ© Descartes is a fraud
they dont
How do they think with a nervous system
jellyfish arent real
the nervous system guides them
thoughts are a concept made by man to rationalize actions

my nervous system guides me away from bitches what do i do about that
die
idk vro
you just die
this is like that
you all actually ask your crushes out?
what do you do then
die? idk
yeah
But if i don't believe in any option, they're both options, and thus i am forced to choose between the two, and as soon as i choose one, that would mean I've stopped believing in the other option, which will cause the other option to not be an option anymore, and thus I'd choose the other option and the former would reappear.
the refusal to believe in a choice is a choice in itself
But if they don't think how do they "exist"?
better to not choose and let them both exist
Halloooooo hehe
if you love them you have to let them go
Oohhh chata taso luv advice warka wa?
My nervous system guides me towards men
Hii
Haiiiii hruuuuuu
I'm good bruv wbu
ase mazak kau complete nonesense
thats not what the nervous system does i fear
my nervous system
I'm gladdddd hehe im greattt tysmfaaa did you eat?! Rest?!??!? Sleep?!?!?
Ok
its working
I did eat, I'm resting rn, I'm about to sleep
tattiwala69 plug
indeed
LMFAOAOOAOAOA
Tattiwala69 πππππππ
Where can i find tattiwala69
I wanna follow tattiwala69
Bet
Ooohhh hehe funnn; taso singa ya? KHWARAK KARE DE?!?! DRINK WATER?!? SLEEP?!? ARAM?!
na im rawdogging the day. otherwise alhamdulillah
Yayyyy, oohh, good night here
Hehe
Woah
Goodnight
Sweet dreamssss
Found it lmao
no follow is sad
Oohhh follow what?
How do you know i didn't follow
GOLD
π€¨
Follow list?
cause im reloading notifications
He doesn't have my account
YOU OWN THAT ACCOUNT LMAO
Ooohhh than hehe no clue hehe
If its not yours?
exactly
π
WHICH ACCOUNT
π
4 i think when i made it
tattiwala69
Dead
frickign follow rn
tattiwala69
Oohhh where?
ππ
Insta?
I did
yes
Yes
Gimmie insta
tattiwala69
Doneeee
π
Yesssiesss
Hehe...I have nothing better to do honestly
ππ
THIS ISNT ME
Didn't have to give out my Instagram dawg
Can I followww
I don't want requests from weird people
I don't want requests from weird people
IM NOT WEIRD
π
Time to tax breathing
IM NOT WEIRD
Oh ok then you can follow
ππππ
Yayyy hehe don't judge the username though
Ok
debatable
Hehe
Donesiessss
Ohh i recognize your pfp
From that manhwa
With the childhood friend
Who came back to korea
He acts a bit dodgy
IM MATCHINGGGG HEHE CHECK MY STORYYYY
Wait whats the name of itttt
My friend got it for meee hehe we matchingggg
CAUSW WHY NOT
Solved 45 physics questions
Iβm dried off
Ooohhh I shall look it upp
Salute
Woah hehe
You've read haunting adeline dawg π
Hehe if I say no will you belive me
No
YOU HAVE PARROT FOLLOWING YOU?!?!
I even read satans affair hehe
Yes

Ooohhh hehe same
π
And way worse...little stranger too

Ikrrr
crazy
shukran for the quick update, you not online too much, everything alright?
.
yes just busy
aw, alright, ty yo
Gave +1 rep to supernova_1403!

You do have mod.
what are you talkinga botu
Mala na da pata hehe
HAIIIII PARROTTTTT
hi
Hehe hruuuuuuuu
i am good, you?
I'm gladdddd hehe im greattt tooo tysmfaaaa did you eat?! Rest?!?!? Sleep?!?!?
wait youre viod
i still have to consume, but yes, rest done
yup
Yessiesss hehe
Oohhh EATTTT, yayyy hehe
herro
Haiiiiii hehe
im cold too
except i have gas
OMGGGG I JUST REALISED YOU ARE SARAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me colddddddd
for fajr i used a shawl instead of a scarf and then
i slept in that shawl too i didnβt bother taking it off
and neow im snug as a bug
alright π
Pump it into to the car
in a rug
Yayyyyy
YO\
YESSIR
WHAT
how about you bug a snug rug
oh lord
TYPO
Gayyy
gayy
ISTG IT WAS A TYPO

gaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
toots
ZEDDDDS HAIIIII HEHE HRUUUU

heh, izz ok chief
HEYEYEYEYEYE BAAAAABY
Hehe xan you send me the link to mojaz?
HEHE WHY YOU SNIPE
okay love wait
HAIIIIIIIIII BABEEEE HEHE HRUUUUUUUUU DID YOU EAT?! REST?!?!? SLEEP?!??
Yayyyy hehe tysmmmmm MWAHMWAH
Gave +1 rep to zedyaxx!
YESEYSYES MWAH POOKIEEEE HBUUU BABE
OQBSIABSISBSIWBUS hehe also guess what
..IM SOME WHAT FLUENT IN URDU NOW
Omg plz
CAUSE I HAD BEEN GRINDING IT
plzzzzz bro
tell
ALL 2 WEEKS
what to do if rodent entered my butthole while i was sleeping
YAYYYY IM GLADDD HEHE IM GREATTTT TYSMFAAAA DID YOU EAT?! SLEEP?!??! REST?!??!
bro what
Ummm hehe...say what
anything in Urdu
?
YES LOVEEE
nthn, just thanks for traumatizing me from sleeping now β€οΈ
Gave +1 rep to fuijirorrrpr!
Ummmm idk
YAYYAYYAYAY HEHE

Ngl IMA TURN 14 SO NOW YOU A WHOLE AHH YOUNGER THAN MEEE
Hehe
for like 5 months bro, not a big diff :mew:
i think
Hehe... WHYYYY
Oh still, you younger
Herro Ari

HRUUUUUUUU
Is that you in the pfp?
IM FINE HBUUUUUπ©·π©·
IM GREATTTTTTTT TYSMFAAAAA HEHE DID YOU EAT?!?!? REST??!!? SLEEP?!??
Okieee
IM GLADDD HEHE IM GREATTTT TYSMFAAA
OOHHHOHHH WELL SHES PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YESSSS HBUU??
She's a k-pop idol I THINK idk I'm js matching with someoneπ
YAYYYY HEHE I AM GONNAAA TYSMFAAA
Ooohhh hehe OMGGGG YAYAY SOUNDS FUNNNNN I AM TOO but on insta lmaoo
you think
She bocchi on my rock til I k on
kelp
hes cooking with his words you see
Who?
WHAT WORDS
Anzar
GIMMIE FOOD
damn
indeed
honestly I wanna look like bro
just played payday 2
Hehe ...DID YOU EAT?!?!
Hehe ...
HAIIIIIIIUUI
pd2 is good ive heard
honestly idk what was happening
Fair enough
it was just pure chaos
My dc is glitching I think
I have for once yes
Hehe
yoo same except i drank chai
FOR ONCE SA MATLAB?!?!? WHY DON'T YOU EAT?!??!?
bel is my bhaijaan
Yummyyyyyy
I gotta be on the lookout for bro
Hehe nawwrr
Payday moment LMAO
i just had bread
Oohhh
its always like that
Lmaooo hehe
I don't eat because I am a hardcore grinder trust
btw whats yall's time rn
bruh there was this heist which took me 42 mins to complete
all i had to do was take blood samples
chai goat
damn have something more dawg
Na kom trust BUT EAT, FOOD GOOD, YOU NEED ITTT khwarak kawa
7 minutes before 12
i man
am or pm
42 MINUTES
7pm trusttt
pm
u in amriika right?
Eh?
yeah the only reason was idk what to do with the blood sample and forgor that u have to put it in a inspection machine
theek de theek de, za koma (the broken pashto grind) anyway yeah i will dw I just mess around with yall I just eat late thats all
its like almost 11am
and the swat polices were very annoying
RIP
Aow khwarak kawa (istg, LEARN ITTT) hehe thats good, but you should eattt
oh yeah they should go die
go slppe
I hate them
Vcccc
dont yall have exams?
ill learn it one day trust, and yes dw i gotchu
Vccc
Vccccc
no
Me with urdu istg, yayyyy hehe
no
sadge
whihc suject
Sadge
12pm dawg why would I sleep π
idk who death slayer is so no
nah physcics
Ah sorry I cant rn
pure maths 1 goated
didnt take it sadly
Qojsqohsiwhsuw he a good person trust, PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dang the typos im making i really need slep
no
Its alrightieee
You do chief
OABSIVEIQGEIWGEUWHWUWQOSNWOSBIWBSUWH
Go sleep up
SHES HAVING A STROKE
HEHE QOSBQOSBWIDHIWHDISDBIWBEIEBWIWBSIWBISJEOEJEIDHWIDIEHDEHD
if i take a nap i will wake up at 3pm but i will survive till 2am
should i take a nap
of 3 hours
i call it nap π₯°
thats shocking
thne what
Hehe ikrrr
you really give my feet heart attack
Hehe how dose that workkkk?
ur the cause of kidney stones in my arm
dw
MWAHHHH LUV YAAA TOOOOOOOO
same way ur brain work
hes special
Hehe
it no make sense
IT DOSENT HAHA
it just work
yup deff no make sense
I can see
Frfr hehe
the sproutling in discord shop looks kinda...
HELLO
HEY GURL
BEL BHAIII
OMGGGG DYLANNNNNN HAIIIIUII
HIII
HAIIIIHAIIIIHAIIII
HRUUUU
HAIIIIIIIHAIIII
IM GREATTT TYSMFAAA AND HRUUUUU DID YOU EAT?!?!? REST?!?!? SLEEP?!!??!
HOWS LIFEEEE
LONG TIME NO SEEEEE
IKRRR
OMGGGGGG SO SOONNNNNNNNNNNN GOOD LUCKKKK
YAYYAAYYYYYAYYYYYAYYY HEHE
THANK YOUUU
Gave +1 rep to hopereviver!
HRUU
OFCSSSSSSS
DYLAN BAJIII
real
I don't like naps at all ngl
KAISE HOO
GREATTT HEHE TYSMFAAA HOWS LIFEEEE
they disrupt my sleep at night TOO MUCH
life...
ALLHAMDULLILAH WBY
captain falcon hitting hte jiggy
SAB KHAIRYAT ALHUMDULLILLAH
NICE
Ussss
frick its the guy who does falcon punch
LMFAO


