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consider logging off. you've successfully wiped the smile off my face
thinking you're funny and all
I went to loserville and they said you're the mayor
Damnn
mission successful
جوعانا و زعلانا :(
i went to pretty girls town and I can't decide if they said ur the mayor or if ur a criminal
also i’m vel no need to be suspect bc i’m me
every 5 months from now on i will be changing my identity
will you eat food?
are you upset bc you're hungry
whoa I do not know how to feel about this bro
successfully rizzed and insulted
crazy wofk
wow what happened this time
a dude stalk u or what
feel good
that's crazy bro 😭
أي
no i just felt like it
pretend u don’t know me wth
wow
oh ok
glad we have come to an understanding over this complex situation
can u like stop talking in weird symbols
racist little boy
i ordered a shawarma
dudes taking his time driving
i’m SO hungry rakesh pls speed
Yes
ok mam speeding right now
@thorny portal why do u keep reacting with 🫀 ur not even a bio student like me
that’s not good! one musnt express hatred towards another entity due to their race or ethnicity!
i hate every race
nascar, f1
grand prix
they're boring
I love how she/he speaks Arabic mid English convos it's cute
stop
it's a heart and I like hearts and it's nice.. signature emojo
i can speak arabic mid english convos
أنتي كيوت حتى بس لاتسوين تباروج
just say u like ur victims hearts
this sounds wrong in translation
translate goes wild
no like actually
not the weird symbols one
the one in latin letters
i only know insults tho
هل قلت لي لطيف؟
😴
أي
show me
kol khara
RAKESH PLEASE
لماذا
CRAZY
coming ma'am
tastes good
i lied sorry
i built different
ew
don't wprry
also i’m a guy
aBruh
hello vel
he/him please
right
you aound like a girl
who's vel
LMAO
it’s bliss please.
did?
crazy how easily u can tell @ancient topaz
thank you young lad i highly appreciate your thoughtfulness
Gave +1 rep to supernova_1403!
"no male dms."??
i think he means
i get that quite a lot
no gays
OHHHH
yeah
no gays
I mean not every guy is gay
or he probably wants the ladies to dm him
i’m scared.. of gay people :/
what if supernova texts you
strange
i agree
no i’m married to my beautiful زوج khadija
mashallah
mashallah
what does that mean
wife
ok rakesh is here salam alaykum
oh
yeah I told u i was
BRO 😭 😭 😭 someone replied to a story of a prize I won and said astugfirullah 😭 bro hit wrong emote. they meant mashallah
literally just said it
+1 for effort
what?
bro chose the wrong dialogue 😭
sorry nothing
@azure summit omg are you rakesh too..??
nah frr 😭
yes
my name is rakesh paan wala
what's rakesg
my name is rakesh uber eats driver
oh
how is eating uber?
does it pay good?
can you eating uber my paan plis
will help my business
wife, i am pleased with her so please don’t state such blasphemy as you stated earlier
bro is pleased with her
boss ji are you looking for 4 wifes?
i can help
yeah man
it keeps u full
yeah sure
thank you bhaiya
Gave +1 rep to supernova_1403!
my khadija is 4 in one! you bad word!
what blasphemy man I never did that
hmm
could be us but u playing
do not saying bad word to me plis
i have 6 children
you bad word!
no stop
sowwy i’m in a bad mood because i am hungry and rakesh is 2 minutes away with my food
bhaiya how could you
mashallah
sorry he was talking with me
what a family
pagal
What's mc
my last child he is waste fellow
b-.. bad word 😠 you dare dilly dally with rakesh when he’s supposed to bring my food
ur the pagal
we can tell why
paddhai kro
sir plis do not bad word aplogise plis
oh sorry bhaiya
padhai karli uske baad aaya hu
it's ok bhaiya
sorry madam i coming
sabash beta
what why
@ancient topaz sir are you interested in paan from rakesh paan wala
hey dont slandering my business
Hallooo ppl
aploiges now
how are yall doing??
you've never tried it bro
all g wbu man
APLOIGES NOW
please stop calling me slurs please this is offensive
spell it correctly
I'm good too tysmfaaa
guys how is this small shawarma
how's your day
aplogise
THATS NOT
sir what is sharmoota
here that's a big size and charge more
reallyy gooddd tysmfaa wbyy???
autocorrect mb
nah
shawarma*
sharmota..
astagfirullah akhi that’s a swear word!!
ah nice same samese
it is shawarma ya ghabi
sorry sir i do not knowing
im new to this place
i come from india
im rakesh paan wala
that's goodd
please help my paan wala business
i will enjoy my shawarma, salam alaykum 😺
@azure summit bhaiya want to go buy chai with me?
whyd u react with 🤭
bro like a couple years ago I tried chocolate paan and it was pretty bad 😭
maybe my taste buds have changed now
bhaiya… my paan is the best
it was a funny word
THAT IS INSANELY LARGE
that waste fellow rajesh paan wala has bad paan
LMAOO
yk those fire ones, kitne bakwas cheez hai. so waste of money. eat well
ofc you'd say this
bet
no it's because I'm funny
i agree man
yes i would
that word is just funny
😅
that word is my name
what word
that word
what word
no its a C word
nah all jokes aside frfr if you ain't full from that..
I said it's just funny. no laughter
yeah exactly man something that big can fill u up

wtf
funny is laugh
taht word?
not exactly
UR
A
SICK
CUNT
close enough
sharmoota?
so lame
I am sick tbh
actually
js like u
u shouldve said “my body gets warm when i see you”
get well soon then
it'll be hard when ur sick of me to live with me for 80 years
lost potential @azure summit
80 years is crazy
bro is NOT trynna rizz me
yeah I don't think I'll live that long
bro is planning to live till hes in his late 90’s
don't teach him
I won't even know you next years time
what if u will
YOU CANT
YOU LITERALLY SAID I DID
I doubt it. I won't know half of you, yall won't know me. nothing lasts forever 💔

I was joking
you'll know half of me
you'll remember me
bro is NOT giving up
no u werent
never gonna give you up
im watching this thai horror show
not even my virginity
this lady is stupid
wow
i agree
ladies are just stupid in general
NAH FR
i didn’t say that
lose what bro
is it ^_^
I want to rob a cashier person
every horror movie
like 3000-5000 inr has been stolen from me in total probably 🙏
by i don't even know who
it is
typical
what?
wrong oing
u robbed me
ping
who'd you mean to 😭
in movies ppl see the most obviously haunted house ever and then go perfect
nova
blud is using me as practice rizz 🙏
you love him bro
I'd never use you ❤️
yes we love each other
like a brother yes
as a brother
he is the paan wala to my rakesh
very cool
i should sleep
gotta wakeup in 6h
crazy stuff
the ghost got wild
fraky vro
sleep
with u??
the thots i have
are about u
all my hoes
alright man goodnight
bro you're very lame
sleeping early is good
shit
it is not early 😭
gts
waiting for u to come
no sometimes I'm funny sometimes I'm not
1 2 3 💥
bro sojao
LMAO delulu is solulu
stop
no shut the fuck up bitch
literally way better than ur dumbass
funnier
richer
smarter
if u were an item on the McDonalds menu you'd be a mcbitch priced at -$9.99
@fickle knot who's funnier
@fickle knot
dttm idiot
honestly neither
pick one
😂
🤣
nahhhh
fr 😭 😭 😭 he's like those stand up comedy indian guys who r nerdy and NOT funny
hoga bro
you've said that like thrice now
what are u like a millionaire
tbh I kind of expect it
idk tho
you're rude
why lol
what do u mean I'm nice
btw do you wanna see my journal
js like me
fuck mine too
TELL
right
it's hard to explain
idk how to
just got that vibe i guess
idk if I'm even right
for ur own sake, i really hope so
yeah
tbh idek what u said
i just know u said smth super lame
so lame i couldnt even side w u then
i feel u
valid
after 12am me is different
i jus woke up
right right
diddy
DIDDY
yeah u slept super later yday
test on sunday
yeah
he looks SO cute man
like 9 am
yeah i saw ur msg
good luck bro
get ur sleep in
are u going to show or nah mf
thanks
Gave +1 rep to svampz!
thanks
Gave +1 rep to organismofthehumanspecies!
YEAHHH WAIT
it's ok
wow did u like the book so much u started to kiss it
that was one song that was good
it's my journal and my social life 😭
wishing i was that book rn
find god
give me his number 🙏
thats such a strange thing to say
I'll give him a call
this
ayo
nah you need to find him too that notebook is vile
i agree
im good too
it's such a good journal. most of the parts I can't show but I've built it so much. it's like growing a plant uk
bro why do u have such specific ratings for every show you've watched
I heard
how is shutter island a 9 tf
yeah it's not safe to be out and about especially for kids
frrr man
terrible stuff
why not??
they wear masks and stuff
if you're going out wear a mask and shit and get an air purifier for home if you don't already have one
my brother literally lives in the university and the classes are closed
yeah ab to like SOP bnadi hai mask ko
N-95 ones
for offices
that was a year ago. probs a 7 or 8 rn but the plot twist was epic. why?
really?
yeah it's v necessary
kya hogaya
smog
yeah my brother is in an office there but he hasnt gotten any offs yet
very bad smog
sometimes I really love
a book
my ipad
nice films
mum
the sound of music
head
mm yeah i heard its bad
smog is natural causes?
and itll only get worse yea? cus winters have BARELY started
smoke + fog
damnn
SHUT UP 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 ITS TRUE
literally waste of time
ro business wali hai
all she has is time
not like us meds
it's ok I love ur iPad, ur mom, the sound of music and head too
inshallah everyone will be safe
in sha Allah
real asf
not like cs 💔
why.. you're miserable aren't you
haha
shut up
the fog will get worse but idk about the pollution
yes I'm a bio student in India ofcourse i am
Karachi has early morning fog but it's harmless other than just visibility
i do tho
yeah that too on long roads
🤣
like i went out cycling a week ago
and kaafi fog thi
couldnt see infront of me
ended up in an accident
but
its fun like
how are people even living in karachi
chilly fog hoti
earth started vaping
🤕
facts
Karachi is great man honestly I miss it
real
who said anything about living
no way
It's got its problems but
waise fr yar
ok man goodnight i have 6 hours
vibe yaha ki alag hai
It's still home
goodnight nova
gn
gn
'
yea esp stuff like landas yar
love hai love
lighthouse n shit
it's special
ab ameer party ho to chakar nhi lgega yaha ka
yuh I miss it too
a bit
Hopefully I get some time off next summer to visit
in sha Allah khariat k saath
oh nice
do yk malir cantt
like i live there yeah so thats like a relatively better area
as compared to
other areas
in terms of roads
i lived in karachi for a bit but mostly in isl
ah nice
i dk
where in pindi?
came here 2018
westridge
infront of chuur chowk
near qasim market?
BPC k aage i guess
underpass se peeche
ohh
its good
yess man
Yeah
yk margalla town
yeah
I went to malir cantt once to pick up a friend I was waiting outside the main gate
oh sickkk
All the security were staring at me
With their guns and shit
ikk
not really
cus my phupo used to live in clifton
which is next to the sea
so like
in her house
there used to b wet floors everytime
i never felt it honestly
mossy
i mean i never faced it
but
i jus moved in
6 months
andd
it's a new building
sum parts are still under construction
hmm yeah makes sense
right right
may just b a thing here then idk
maybe humidity is alot more here
damnnn
just like makkah
how close is jeddah to haram
40 mins if u drive fast
what ab riyadh
6-7 hours i think
whats the closest famous city near haram
didn't go there
jeddah
ya i go there alot
more to madinah
literally my dream 😭
madinah's 2 hrs on train
in sha Allah may we also get called there soon
yasser al dosari in maghrib
the best
😭
it is
ya Allahhhhhhh
dw inshallah you'll visit
people come here from makkah
like
for school
its crazy
in sha Allah 😭 ❤️
thats riyadh
also mma
oh
alot of controversy over that initially
back in 2018
now i heard like anythings allowed
jeddah has an F1 track though
bro
i saw this one reel
where it said
first trans man to do umran Alhamdollilah
and he was performing tawaf
ru in karachi rn?
or do u think he bypasses security somehow
MMA 🗣️🔥💯
yeah im in khi
bro no way
😁
like ik some famous guys but thats it
never had the time to follow any sport honestly
i wanna start mma but like
idh a car rn
amazinggg
kyukoshin
yeahhh i think so
we did kickboxing more tho
cus our kyokoshin guy had to go somewhere
in kpk
Hmm, I see
our trainer was likea gold medalist or smth
sports
Fire bro, fire
bro this pe teacher in school
Hell yeah, I go to an MMA gym, its nice
athlettic built
Not mixed thank god
an olympic medalist in judo
lucky, i had individual training tho
the gyms cost way too much
silver
I swear bro, this dude from KPK, no training, came in and tapped out everyone in the class
he doesn't teach it, he does pe for kindergarten 😭
wtff wow
Lowkey goated
insane
rightt
hes built like a tank
Crazy
mountain ppl
i bet he does steroids
khabib type shi
Fr, mad stamina
😭
ik they just have it in their veins
real
If you wanna go professional, steroids, you'll take some at some point
Even in small doses, you will prolly take them
Ong
i know but
idk if it's worth it when ur not competing
and ur like in ur mid 40s
Yeah, its def not worth it
When competing, these athletes have literal crazy strength cuz of steroids, so you gotta take them asw
Dayum
ur risking ur generations man
Thats prolly not good for him
some people get addicted to steroids
right
Yeah thats a problem asw
or else they have extreme body dysmorphia
istg people here are way taller
in basketball
everyones 6 or taller
and its not even
Dayum 😭
theyre still all from pakistan
im 5'8, relatively tall here
where?
oo nice
Yeah, im a little short, but im also 14 so yeah
Yeah, 4 years still left
Insha'Allah, it would help
Feb 1st
😭
so im cooked
no ure not
mashAllah
Hm, you can still grow, ull prolly reach 6 feetish
Mash'Allah
im abit skinny
yeah
it's hard to gain weight
its hard to lose weight man
Yeah, its harder, but with the right training, if u do get muscle, its really nice
I LITERALLY DRANK 2 GLASSES OF WATER
used to train
w pullups
nad checked 2 hrs later
i was goated at pullups
and i gained weight by 0.2kg
Ong, its hard bruh
💀
yeah but takes time
now I need to start again
used to do pullups, deadhangs, incline bench
I be eatin until im suffocating and literally gaining nothing
lucky mfs man
Nicee
had a home gym
goodnight
Still good, you'll gain muscle faster
gn byebye tc
i need a barr
Same, I just bought dumbbells, barbell, pullup bar
Thats the goal 😭
Muscle is nice, but im tryna go atleast amatuer in MMA, so training for that
Niceee
Thats cool, where you live?
it's pretty late for you
i'm abtto sleep
goodnight
gn tc bro
@fickle knot am gonna sleep
Tc of your health
you too brother 💗
hmm
hmm
hmm indeed
hii
what school u in
Halloooooo hehe
Ima just go back to sleep hehe...
Sweet dreamsss ya all hehe
hmm
Smash
The hell hehe...
hehe
The first thing I see when open up this chat for the 4th time cause I don't wanna sleep but need to sleep hehe... I FEEL LIKE I CAN FIGHT SOMEONE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mmm
@shrewd wave
Broskie
PRETTY PROFILE HEHE
I luv ittttttt
(Next time I wanna pic one hehe)
BRO SLEEP WTF
this guy has some serious problems
forgive me bro
Yeah
yea
I love you
i love you too man
i love you three man
HOWS LIFE
Hehe...for what...
Alhamdulillah
@cinder acorn aham
for everything
What...
Yummyyyyy hehe makeeeee meeeee sushiiiiii hehe
me when parachinar
Wasssupppp hehe
Hehe thats goodddddd im gladdd
Hehe im great tysmfaaaaa hehe