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world
Country*
i meant
ik
i t i s
t or d
T
see
Yeah
u are a certified buddha then

wow
Not as old as you buddhi amma
yuh we hve tht aswell
nope
D or D
i was a question
It sure doesn't
I will miss you buddhi amm.
Lack of brain cells
Can't believe trump wins even after experts says he'll lose
And these goofy pictures
The bullet that was meant for Trump, killed kamla
i will miss my brain cells too

Wait it's over he won?
he won?
ewh all are ewh
ngl
Wow bro did u come up this by yourself thatsvgreat line
High chances I think
Trump
ah yuh i saw tht too
I just thought of that
Alrr
Randomly
thas u
I have your photo tok
as if
He was not even popular vote everybody says kamala will win
My stock market friend is happy
Media bias
Bros getting profit
P diddy
He's like
kamala was smth
I think we should buy it
lmaoo
I thought smth meant something lol
why lol
it is everything
Average seats in one show are
90
Average ticket size
300rs
zamn
90Γ300=27000 rs
idk how tht much is
80 rs = 1 dollar
that's wrong
huh?
nice
And imagine the money from popcorn and shi
it's like 13.5 Saudi riyal
27k?
no 300
300 that's ticket price of one
OMG thats wonderful frr
gj gj
i was abt to have a heart attack
They got 90 seats in average
1215
||i dont get wht u guys are doing but ok||
And this is also a small city
Imagine imax from like
idk what I'm doing either
Fucking Mumbai
oh lol
1500 for own ticket lol
true
One
woah
That's what she said
Hamari wali to exist bhi nahi karti
Of this screzophenia
Real
π
π π π
now wht is this sccef phenia
sad boys
lmaoo
Or seeing imaginary things
schizophrenia
ohh alzhimer?
yuh
That's forgetting shit
no u
Then what's dimentia?
oh yuhh
Real
it means we're special
Special people
u buddha
she was special to me π

No u
all I was was special in the head to her
wanna talk abt it?
Don't you have like
π π
3 muslim wives
no??
i heared ur like 15 or 13?
no
oh my
The feds and waqf board are after you lil bro

but I'm faster
I thought bro was a muslim
But he changed sides
that's why I always finish fast
tho intelegence also chases u
Like Italy
but u r still faster
nope he aint
ok..
ok goodnight
i got a C in english
Sad
hope I wake up in 2 hours
go on
bananas
π
nice
Damn
my editorial was cancelled 
Closer to B
sed
ikr
do it then
They won't approve the script
Even pressed charges against me
After reading it
π¦ πβ οΈπ
eagles with big eyes and bones and with skull?
usss
Brooo trump jitgya
And blasphemous
wahh
oh
School staff
lmaoo
School manegement
Thanks for the ashirwad
Gave +1 rep to ay.ha_63538!
Buddhi amma
Asirwad is
where did buddha come from
ohh ok
Old people give blessings to young people
You're supposed to give asirwad
You're like
60+ yo
Buddhi means old (lady)
i0
Its Hindi but eh
lmfao
ππΏ
Hindi is a sanskritized version
Buddhi you
no im young
Yes I'm American
You're 18
You're no longer a girl
You're a literal woman
You can vote
And drive cars
Everyone would be
oh yuh i bumped my fathers car while drivin
That's every person
lmaoo
skill issue
I hope you didn't get scolded much
im no person
was
not me
Used for usually
oh i was never handed the car
oh he was teaching me so yuh
yes u are sewer zombie
Bro no one even invited you to the conversation π
i invited myself in
Stop being
then brush your branches away
A kid
Does he let you drive now?
i am one
buddha
nope
So the car is safe.
Ttyl
Message me before leaving dc so I can file a tax report
ill drive now when i marry (||jk ill be the passenger princess frvr||
ZAMN
ok
ill do so
seeyah
Wsg
Np
Crazy
Itβs goodd tysmfaa
Np
been a couple months, but yeah
non, je voulais juste savoir si tu as gagnΓ© quelque chose sur ce serveur
well hows life bro
Yoooo youβve started chatting againn??
hm
Hehe
OMGGG HIIII HEHE HRUUUU
Bro ate lunch
yes did
Bro eats lunch in 2024
So what did you ate grandma
Rice?
I mean you can't chew
You got no teeth
classical rice and lentils
Rice is easy
u buddha
Hahaha
i cann
I predicted ut
u cant
It*
Im just a Boy
lmao
What's yo birthdate or year
π
You're a woman
2006 feb 1
Grown aah
yuh
The 4th woman ik
LMFAOO
ikkkk im a wman
Yall got some algorithm
i dont look 18 tho so thts sad
How tall

5 - 5'1
Don't tell me you're under 5
lmao im 5 itself
For South Asian woman
yuhh ig
You're also the oldest of em all
nope my brother is oldest
oh yuhh mostly ppl who are the same age or look tall or smth are younger then and ppl who are mature too it makes me shocked lmao
woah lmao
Lol I mean I'm the tallest in my family
And yeah least mature
nice
ikr
Maybe height is inversely prortional to maturity
We both have a older brother
i can take 3 steps and cover the entire distance you took 2 decades to grow π
skill issue ong
Btw side quest
I just got in an accident
While on my way to get milk
Unfortunately I'm completely fine
π
sad reality fr π
you js realized. dangg you slow bro
When did you realise it
who wouldve thought we live in a society with other human mortals
i still havent dw
Damn
You're still innocent
fax
Bro thinks they buy babies from Amazon
no they are delivred by geese from the heavens
Bro thinks da tooth fairy on vacation
Oh damn
I thought they upgraded to Amazon
I'm lazy
I can't be throwing punches on sexist people
the police are lazier vro. they js let me go lmao
The punches are from real criminals
You have to commit the biggest crime
Tell your friend you haven't studied for the exam and you're gonna fail
s?me
And end up getting the highest marks
Beats up everyone
S?me
nice
dies
768 messages is mental
nyehehe
arrests for murder
ik
I need help
GRRR.
sans ahh
You defo do
I can be your mommy π«¦
That's why they call me
damn you snipe
The BATMAN
sup yasmin
Can you pull something like this?
crazy
batman using conventional sniper rifle systems ππ what sorta budget batman is this
This is all you can do over text
@opaque lance realise why I'm the boss
batman makin excuses. naw you an impasta lil bro
maybe
omg SO CRAZY Y ||its normal||
oh i did once and decreassed back
Crazy
woah tell me all details i love accidnrts
hell naw. having that short of a y-axis aint normal
I was on my bike
Taking the right turn
While the guy in right turn
Was taking his right turn
So we collapsed
^^ spam
π LMFAO
True
oh i m the boss
pasta?
Nouuu
shush
u both fall for each other
I wish that was a girl
ok buddha
wow tht would be fr love at first fall
i could write a book abt tht
Lol
Read that again
batwoman failed english π
i0
yes i got a C
Ikhrass,buddhi
u ikhrass
i wouldve clowned you if i didnt get the same grade.
you lucky vro
aye
No you
Buddhi kahi ki
Aching knee caps and back
Didn't even give me asirwad
Tsk tsk
u need air band?
s?top
wth is thtt
u buddha kahi ka
Hair band?
No
guys isnt buddha the enlightened one
You're so old
why are we using it as an insult π
Buddha
In urdu
And hindi
Also means
Old
no u
oh yes i am
She's literally so older than me
oh you meant it in that context
Yes
i see
She's older than the states
π
You know
Ikhrass
@stray pelican hi jasmine
,av @near smelt
π π π
yup
oh hi bamz
been a while since I last saw you
I mean heard from you
I mean read your texts
Aloha to you as well
Nothing much
sounds fun
how is "nothing" sounds fun
I am not breathing bam
thats not fun
HII PPLL
HOW ARE YOU ALLL
It is due to the grace of the heaven, that I am able to converse with thee, fellow plebian! I'd reckon I am quite perfect in that sense
I was jk
I don't want to explain the joke so just get the joke bam
um
okay
i
i
dont
get it
π
slow
Damn
like a turtle
you're a turtle
Yeeee I got a hard ass back
Nothing can penetrate that shell
I read that wrong

π
how is your thingy going
HEHE
I am blithe to hear that, It is my tremendous pleasure to the blessed speke with thou
what in the chatgpt
It isnβt chatgptπ
samandar k kinare bethe hai aur paon geele
idk wht tht is
but hope it translates to ur well
sounds like it tho
Nah it took me 8 mins to write that, ainβt no way I used chatgpt for that long
π
Yuh ππ
Waaah wahhhhππβ¨
BAMZZZZ HIII HEHE IM GREAT TYSMFAAA AND YOUUUU HEHE
im good tyfa
Good to check up once in a while
Making sure nobody died while I was gone :guncat:
I am good tyfa
PEELULU!!
Yellow, howβs it going gang
u were not far
i just opened and u were there
no rmmbr mine are teleportflyin
Yeah
Can you
Teleport me to
State of liberty
ez
Then bring me back when I'm done visiting
I heard she flew to kaneda
Hey guys
Anyone know where I can get some good note or resources to help me study for my history cold war test tomorrow
wsg wsf
hi gang
go away
huh
i liked going :angy
For a second I thought u were mishal
YOURE IN A BAND?
hilarious
But then I remembered I am chill with her
π
wha
Band= closed
college is closed
Clg closed= not open
ohhh
I see
Yaaaayyyy
LAHORE KI POULLUTION KISI KAAM A GAYEEEE
Thanks
π₯Ή
Buddhi amma
Hru bamziiii
welcome buddha
if you look at it upside down
it looks like its trying to like it forehead
Yk I rlly donβt see it
I tried for u
But I donβt
π‘
i had plans tmrw
π‘
Hamarah clg kah Event tha
π
gws gurl
NOW I CAN TRAVEL AGAIN
MUAHHHAHAH
π
im not ego
tyty
Gave +1 rep to whos_paru!
but blehhh online clg

Awwwie gl soon !!!!
tyy
Gave +1 rep to its_missmimi!
Nth much
fun
any of yall mallu?
@near smelt is a mallu at heart
ποΈπ ποΈ
u r buddha old cranky buddha
Tumhara clg kesah jah raha Hain
You're the one with knee and back problems
Kithar tak Phoncha syllabus
knee? no way back acceptable lmao
hello notmimi
malayalees?
ITS WEDNESDAY??
ALREADY??
NO
Ph my
IHAVE
A PAPER TOM
I spot a Lady kirbs
NO
π
Your knees do not hurt?
WHAT SUB
uhh
no
PHY
PHY
eww
oops
Oh
no im a oung man
IKR
have i shown you this
young
I'm just a boy tho
physics..
its thedress
screw newton
π
yes.
tho im a young man
physics nhi horahi chat
its literally cargo pants lil vro
lifelong opp
Bhai Bhai
please do NOT fuck a dead body
Isee dress
I say dress
YKK MY NON OFFICIAL ADOPTED BUT ADOPTED STRAY CAT IS NOW AM IRREGULAR VISITOR CUZ I WAS ON A TRIP AND NOWA HE OR SHE GOT AN ATTITUDE
I AM PISSED
L
why not
thats your kink
not theirs
Yuck
their kink not mines*
wth why
nahh man me no rapist
I was ganna do /rep for Mimi acc
yes bhai
teacher ass hai

bhai speedrun karrahe
Ikhrass (buddhi kahi ki)
cool enjoy
OH HAAN
chapter 1 parhaya
VAMP
50 chize chordi
Ola g
ary jani to app kiu ass ban rhe, buhut resources hai online
u ikhrass buddha
eik din mein
hello madam
imagine failing physics(thats me)
Kia halal hainn
You're older than the dinosaurs
mere se khud kaam nahi hota
Alhamdollilah, lhr k to schools off hogye na
shut up twink
g
protein lookin very magistic
Gurl I skipped like 3/4 chapters cuz I was travelling
im not a twink

haha phir teacher ko kiu blame krrhe
AS PHYSICS π€‘
relatable
wbu tho
missing thi ap
mhmmm sure
like the only shit that I Remeber a BIT is the first chap
the entire class
Nth else
priorities
understandable
hmm sahi hote kuch teachers aise, khair bhai koi rasta nikal, november agaya
Bleh
yeah haha nice
Kia kareh π
bismillah π£οΈ
good good u should lock in
I am trying π₯Ή
spam those
Allah tum sab boys and gals ki madad kre ameen
π
then i did 12 and got 9 correct
yes
yeah those mcqs were terrible lmao
MIMI HOW YA DOING
but its
dw u aint alone
basically the same thing everytime
I am Fine hbuu
dekh k college lena tha na behn β οΈ
NAH YAD DELAOOOOO
our teacher
I TRIED MY BEST ON MY PART
so
π€‘
to yar ur so good in maths too, mtlb dimah to chlta hai tera kaafi
and then gets pissed that we're doing it wrong
thats how it works everywhree for p3 unfortunately
perform on ur own
my teacher acts like she want s to die (shes me)
but ours helped alot

VAMP UAAR TIPS DOH
LMFAO
NAHI HOTAH PRACTICAL
apparently not enough
practical
practical is too easy yar
bhai graph nahi banta
π
practical mein kaha larkhara rahe tum
I am going to
easy marks hai
nahi im not even kidding
yea
measuring the current
