chat-lounge

[stray pelican]

damn

[analog sequoia]

the prototypes are mid

im clearly the best produced

[stray pelican]

my grandparents hate cats

[opaque lance]

whyy

[stray pelican]

[opaque lance]

they might say but they end up loving them in the end the most

[stray pelican]

they view them as food intaking shit making machines

[opaque lance]

[analog sequoia]

this one somg fits in so well for a cat

[stray pelican]

i tried that
got a lil kitten and lil boi got threatened by being thrown outta the window

[analog sequoia]

its crazy ngl

[opaque lance]

cat makes cookies

[opaque lance]

woahhhhh

[analog sequoia]

😝

[opaque lance]

#lyric-spam

[ocean plinth]

wth is arthurian legend

imma ball my eyes out

[stray pelican]

whats that

[opaque lance]

[ocean plinth]

exactly

[analog sequoia]

should i sleep now

or

finish a season theres like 3 eps left

and then sleep

@stray pelican

[stray pelican]

sleep

[analog sequoia]

if the next song’s good ill be awake till it ends

[wary lantern]

No

[analog sequoia]

hello bel

[stray pelican]

yes

[stray pelican]

bananas

guys

should i study or should i rest??

[opaque lance]

rest

[stray pelican]

:<

[opaque lance]

then study

[stray pelican]

sadly ur correct 😔

[opaque lance]

[stray pelican]

i wanna study but my body is unable to lol

[opaque lance]

should i eat ice cream orlick

[stray pelican]

eat it duh

[opaque lance]

fr doin tht

[opaque lance]

then rest

[stray pelican]

who even licks ice cream

like how do u taste it

[opaque lance]

my sister ikr

[opaque lance]

frr

[stray pelican]

uni stress is reeeal

[opaque lance]

oh im abtt to feel it in one year

[stray pelican]

she tickles her tongue with the cold that aint tasting

[opaque lance]

fr

[stray pelican]

what field u goin for?

[opaque lance]

not brain freeze but tounge freeze

[opaque lance]

interior design

wbu

[stray pelican]

fine arts?

[opaque lance]

nope

design

[stray pelican]

or in engineering?

[opaque lance]

both ig idk

[stray pelican]

yea i mean that major is studied from 2 different perspectives here

[opaque lance]

oh

[stray pelican]

one is fine arts and one is engineering

[stray pelican]

engineering first year

[opaque lance]

must be egineering then

[opaque lance]

allahummabarik

rest then lol

[stray pelican]

you wont have a life anymore trust

[opaque lance]

iidm

i reallly wanna be smth

i love the grind

[stray pelican]

ngl im enjoying it as well

its a mix of stress and excitement in a way

only thing that bothers me is how everything u do goes into ur gpa

[opaque lance]

yess

[opaque lance]

fr

[opaque lance]

sed

[ocean plinth]

eroiworeowro rweruwerwe

i will change from " im ceocked" to "im cooked" then " i cooked"

trust

[prime sinew]

I need a tutorial to go from "I'm cooked" to "I cooked"

[ocean plinth]

i still havent achieve suchthing yet

;w;

[prime sinew]

does anyone have the sheet

of the prediction

this guy's sheet

[stray pelican]

imagine trying to get a paper prediction

[prime sinew]

bro makes you subscribe in order to give you the link

😭

[stray pelican]

imagine being so petty

[prime sinew]

It's okay tho i used thoreo

to summarize the video

[stray pelican]

bruh just study

[prime sinew]

There's like 7 hours till the exam

I can't study everything

[stray pelican]

then revise

simple

[prime sinew]

I memorized all the defintions

tho

[prime sinew]

Oh i never touched the book today's my first day touching it

[stray pelican]

then blame urself for this ngl

[prime sinew]

I used claude to make flashcards and i memorized 237

Terms and defintions

So hey I'll atleast get a 6 or 7

[stray pelican]

damn best of wishes

[prime sinew]

thanks

[unborn sequoia]

Gang

They switched my class

I’m with an opp now

Ggs

[open portal]

wat engr are u doing?

mechanical?

[lavish niche]

fuck myuself

[faint sable]

Hiii

anyone from IGCSE

???

doing I certification ??????

[stray pelican]

first year is general

[stray pelican]

beat them

ez

[amber tree]

yo whose done with business 0450 v2

[unborn sequoia]

I'm gonna kill myself

[amber tree]

why?

[unborn sequoia]

I was supposed to reply to Econ

[sonic marten]

DOC HOUSE 🗣️

[ocean plinth]

is it good

i saw bro on my youtbe shorts alll day

[meager salmon]

i like it a lot

cant watch more than 2 eps a day tho

[pure hemlock]

Is anyone preparing for cambridge igcse german ?

German as foreign language

[uneven sparrow]

ok

[meager salmon]

i love mysore pak

favorite sweet

[sturdy blaze]

my sore back 👴 xD

[meager salmon]

my bad bro didnt mean to rail u so hard

[sturdy blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-big-chungus-isnt-funny-isnt-funny-chungus-gif-20302054

[opaque lance]

he inspries me to go into doctory

[wild ether]

he is ngl

nova is much more cruel than i ever expected hmm

[azure summit]

Ay.

[azure summit]

nah

[hazy mulch]

Yo I Gave buisness As paper 2 today and I wrote 22 percent as the answer for labor turnover and half of the ppl I asked wrote 20 percent the freak man so drop the answer if yk it

[azure summit]

it's all jokes

[azure summit]

Google

[hazy mulch]

Howww

Idkkkk

[signal saffron]

it’s 20%

[hazy mulch]

The freak

Do I still lose all the marks

[signal saffron]

you’ll get marks if your working was correct

or if you wrote the formula i think

[hazy mulch]

Like all 3

[signal saffron]

no not all

bc your answer has to be correct

so maybe 2

[hazy mulch]

I did write the formula

And did 100 upon 450

X100

[signal saffron]

ask in the business channel cuz i’m doing variant 1

[hazy mulch]

Lol I'm legit dying

Can u send me the link please

[signal saffron]

go to roles and select business as

[hazy mulch]

Thanksssssss

[opaque lance]

https://tenor.com/view/oceanmam-bird-staring-gif-21593664

[unborn sequoia]

فرفر

Just got home gang :D

How’s all my favorite people

[ocean plinth]

I am noone’s fav

Idk much ppl

[fickle knot]

hmm

[ocean plinth]

woooo

I stay home all week

Online class

[unborn sequoia]

Oooo is it fun :0

[opaque lance]

nah, you are someones fav

you might be the single reason why a person might want to wake up in the morning

you might be the reason why someone feels better

sometimes our minds play tricks on us

but you are loved by everyone you have met

[opaque lance]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-tempt-you-cheese-sticks-bfb-ii-gif-15981176363399760117

[ocean plinth]

hell yeah \

[ocean plinth]

is sooo birinigigng

boringggg

[opaque lance]

real ☝️

[ocean plinth]

but luckily i have something to study about

i like how the teacher didnt mind if i dont respond

i went downto get apples and came back
nothing happens

[opaque lance]

nope

[ocean plinth]

so poosative

</33

[opaque lance]

something did happen fr

you went to get apples

[opaque lance]

real

[ocean plinth]

i can study for my literature exam while in a nother class

i can sleep in my bed

in the comfort of my own room

and watch anything in classs

exam is on monday next week

iim cooked

okay byenye guys thank yu

[opaque lance]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-running-playing-having-fun-gif-26860048

[ocean plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-sad-panda-gif-10487680135232364567

[opaque lance]

whats po doin

[ocean plinth]

cryin

[opaque lance]

brodie prolly forgot to add some pepper to his noodle soup

which in my opinion is something very tragic

[ocean plinth]

i is tragic

[opaque lance]

real

[kindred jetty]

I fell asleep in physics (on the way out my teacher was like "you must have slept really good in physics huh?)

[opaque lance]

yeee

.ha

[open portal]

oh

kinda boring no?

[unborn sequoia]

ughhhh love that omg

[unborn sequoia]

SAMEEE GOOD LUCK !!!

[ocean plinth]

GOODLUCKCKCKCK

which subject?

[opaque lance]

guyss

im abit confused

[spring wyvern]

im so cooked

[opaque lance]

the plan is to give AS physics at 2025 mayjune

but then ill have to give A2 physics in 2026 mayjune and 2026 is my uni year

wht dooo i dooooo

[opaque lance]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-soup-hot-food-cute-gif-17581722

[open portal]

nothing?

just use predicted grades

also why not just do A2 phys in ON25

[opaque lance]

yeah but arent they still gonna ask for the actual grades ?

[opaque lance]

https://tenor.com/view/oceanmam-bird-staring-gif-21593664

[opaque lance]

its fine, capybara, nvm its not

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/816170362500022303/1230866173227302983/rqJfeEH.gif

[ocean plinth]

The exam ate me up

But I will eat and left no crumb this time.

I WIL GET 25 OUT OF 25 FOR BOTH MY PAPERS.

I WILL GET A HIGH A
Becasue hamlet is so annoying

I hate A2

[azure summit]

what's up

[opaque lance]

its always how was the exam, never what did the exam do to me

[errant widget]

am i the ahole for not attending my cats wedding?

im 34 m and my cat 5f have been living together for 10years i found her in a yacht on 27th aug 2029 so my cat found this another fish attractive and they fell in love and my cat asked me to be her maid of honour which i agreed ofc however she started acting like a mean girl and bossing everyone and we got into a huge fight and i told her i wont be attending her wedding .

am i the ahole in this situation?

[ocean plinth]

U pull some deep stuffs mate

AHAHAHAHA

[ocean plinth]

What in the Reddit post is this

[errant widget]

idk man its a real depressing state in my life rn and i need to prove it to my cat that shes is the wrong not me

[white glacier]

wtf

u

[frank wyvern]

😭

[opaque lance]

wont the time be very less for me

[opaque lance]

nothing much stressing abt physics wbu

[minor sluice]

:DD

[minor sluice]

How's a2 physics like

[open portal]

u can send it in later, they will send u a conditional offer

[open portal]

not really, if u can finish AS physics by feb or march, u can then prepare for AS and start A2 phys together

[jagged spade]

@shell tinsel nice nickname

[shell tinsel]

hi

[ocean plinth]

Perfect to send to my Chinese friend

She laughed. <33

[jagged spade]

hi

[shell tinsel]

help me in physics

[jagged spade]

get the role in id:customize

and you'll unlock the channel

there's notes and stuff in pins too

[shell tinsel]

i already am chatting there

[jagged spade]

oh right

lmao

[frank wyvern]

gi

hi

[minor sluice]

YAY

😁

Waves at helpun

[azure summit]

physics is easy bro wym (same)

[steel lion]

Real

[near smelt]

hm

[analog palm]

s?top

[near smelt]

s?me

[analog palm]

s?me

[analog palm]

I reckon that's healthy

[near smelt]

yh lmao

[analog palm]

Hey there, fellow znerder

[analog palm]

znerdian

znerdish

[near smelt]

hi femmy
missed me?

[analog palm]

what do you people call people of znotes?

[near smelt]

😭 hi

[near smelt]

no lifers

[analog sequoia]

no im NOT a femmy

[analog palm]

That's rather an interesting thing to call fellow neighbors

[near smelt]

we've been thru this
when are you gonna learn?

[near smelt]

its the truth tho

[unborn sequoia]

Bio :<

[analog palm]

I am a bit uncultured in the terms of internet and slangs, would you like to educate me in the meaning of the said word "femmy"?

[toxic pasture]

me2 dawg what

[unborn sequoia]

HI BAMMYYYS GSHSH

[near smelt]

short for femboy

[unborn sequoia]

(Bros lying)

[analog palm]

From the statistics I witnessed using the stat bot, I reckon thats true

[near smelt]

HIII LEX HRU

[unborn sequoia]

IM GOOD WBU POOKS

[analog palm]

Aha! Like the french people?

[toxic pasture]

😭

[analog palm]

I have witnessed a few in my lifetime

[near smelt]

you talk for formally
no offense

[analog palm]

Do I now?

[near smelt]

......yh sure ig

[analog palm]

I wonder about that

[near smelt]

IM GOOD TOO😍

[near smelt]

mhm

[analog sequoia]

who’s we?

[analog palm]

Should I take it as a compliment, miss?

[near smelt]

you and I
I tell you the truth that you're a femmy
you deny it even though deep down you know its true

[analog sequoia]

but deep down i know its NOT true

[analog palm]

Isn't that what the young fellas call nowadays "hiding in the closet"?

[near smelt]

you can take it in any way you want.I was just staing what I saw ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[analog sequoia]

IM NOT IN A CLOSET

[near smelt]

but even DEEPER down you know its true

[analog palm]

Alright

[near smelt]

hes not young
he's like 40

[analog palm]

Oh my! A 40 year old femboy is something not even I have witnessed in my lifetime. This would be interesting

[near smelt]

hello playtime

[minor sluice]

Meow.

[analog palm]

Hey there, fellow cat

[minor sluice]

:3

[analog palm]

Can I stroke you?

[near smelt]

hi hiba

[analog palm]

https://tenor.com/view/tamo-timtam-cheek-small-cat-gif-22686879

[near smelt]

that sounds so wrong omg

[analog palm]

Stroking these little critters is the epitome of fun in my humble opinion

[analog sequoia]

there is no deeper

[analog palm]

does it now.... I have yet to learn I suppose

[opaque lance]

i think and heared its hardd asf

[minor sluice]

meow meow meow

Waves at bamz

👋

[analog sequoia]

heared is a crazy word

[opaque lance]

mhm nice idea

[near smelt]

there is always deeper
bcus you've buried your true self so deep

[analog palm]

You will melt me with that cuteness, lovely critter

[minor sluice]

now I'm contemplating dropping physics

[wary lantern]

What

[minor sluice]

😁

[wary lantern]

Woah

[analog sequoia]

whats deeper is my true love for ada wong

nothing else

hello hiba

[near smelt]

bell
one of my favorite male human species
hi hru

[analog palm]

,av @analog sequoia

[daring gale]

xkirbs's Avatar

Click here to view the image.

[opaque lance]

dies

[near smelt]

you love is a mere pond
as compared to mine

[analog palm]

So you identify as a woman, dear lady kirbs?

[opaque lance]

bear with me rn

[analog sequoia]

no

i lost a bet

[wary lantern]

Hi am good wby

[near smelt]

he identifies
as femboy who loves pink skirt and bows

[analog sequoia]

i have to have lady in my display name till the end of the yeat

[near smelt]

Im alrighty

[analog sequoia]

me when i lie

[analog palm]

Oh my.. I guess that makes some sense... I can't comprehend the logic behind it myself however

[minor sluice]

Waves 👋

[opaque lance]

thts wht my sister ist elling me to doo

[near smelt]

you when someone tells you the truth

[analog sequoia]

waves back

[minor sluice]

physics kinda sucks ngl.. 😔

[analog palm]

Yes, that sounds exactly like the french I know

[analog sequoia]

you’re do deluded

i need to buy drugs to help me sleep

[near smelt]

im my head
you're britsh

[opaque lance]

IVE NEVER BE PINGED THT MUCH BEFORE CALM

[analog sequoia]

thats andra btw….

[analog palm]

Well, I love leaf juice.

[opaque lance]

pinged or pinned idk

[opaque lance]

true

[near smelt]

damn
you vant cope with reality so much that you need drugs to ease your mind

sad

[opaque lance]

and i got B in physics in olevels

[analog palm]

Sipping it eloquently on a fine sunday evening is the ideal way to end a week isn't it?

[analog sequoia]

vimto Sucks

[near smelt]

lmfao
same

[analog sequoia]

no i can’t fall asleep i slept at 7 am and woke up at 11 am

[fickle knot]

hmm

[near smelt]

how dare you

[azure summit]

revives u

[near smelt]

4hrs?
I fell alseep at 12pm and woke up
30 minutes ago

[analog sequoia]

all beverages suck* is that better?

[near smelt]

you suck
thats better

[analog sequoia]

yes but on a daily basis i only get 3-4 hours of sleep

[azure summit]

everyone sucks

[analog palm]

Isn't that exactly what femboys do?

[near smelt]

are you okay tho?

[analog sequoia]

idk

[near smelt]

why yes
they do dont they

[analog sequoia]

im not sleepy

[opaque lance]

let me die

this world is a meanie

[azure summit]

i refuse

[analog palm]

On the contrary dear, the world is how you percieve it.

[azure summit]

be a meanie to the world then

[analog sequoia]

ive had these things where im close to fainting but i grip back to reality happen way too often tho

[near smelt]

ohhh
hmm
welp everyone functions differently so dw abt it

[analog palm]

If you take a blind eye to the greatness of nature, and notice all the inconveniences, the planet is no short of a hell hole

[near smelt]

💀 well thats not normal
I think

have you told your parents?

[minor sluice]

pees all over u . Meow

[analog sequoia]

they couldn’t care less

[near smelt]

hiba
hows Alevels treatin you

As

[minor sluice]

dies

rolls off a cliff

[wary lantern]

Am doing maths hw and idk what am I doing

[near smelt]

ahh
damn
but you gotta atleast try
if they dont care
tell someone who will

[analog sequoia]

ive got no one besides close friends and they’re kinda in the same position

[minor sluice]

I HATE STUDYING

[near smelt]

😭 what topic?
idk why I even asked
not like I can help

[minor sluice]

My chem test went bad

not enough time

[opaque lance]

u gta accept

[analog sequoia]

my parents were once rearranging the house (making me do all the carrying and stuff) i tore a muscle and told em about it and they didnt even care

[opaque lance]

[unborn sequoia]

[minor sluice]

and my teacher was like "You're not performing like u were last year" that makes no sense .. we didn't do any work so

[near smelt]

oh.
well
you ould try goin to the doctor on your own
but if you think its nothing then dont
just keep healthy and to sleep more
coffeehelps me sleep

[opaque lance]

a 5'0 ft meanie against the world would look so funny asf

[near smelt]

oh damn
thats neglectful
even my parentsarent that bad

[analog sequoia]

would need a guardian till im 21 apparently

[near smelt]

what
why

[unborn sequoia]

Can’t you ask a cousin or sum1 to take you :<

[analog sequoia]

cus 21 is considered the adult in my country

[unborn sequoia]

Kirby’s ill take you pookie bear

[analog sequoia]

but for crimes and stuff its still 18

[near smelt]

oh
but if there no one to help you
it should be fine doin it on your own no?

[analog sequoia]

all of my cousins went back to their hometown/are studying abroad

[near smelt]

tsk

[unborn sequoia]

:<

[analog sequoia]

they’d still call in my guardian or parent

[minor sluice]

Kills
Kirb

[minor sluice]

runs

beats up kirbs and runs again

[analog palm]

My, isn't that rather mean sweetheart?

[near smelt]

oh wow
thats unfortunate.

[analog sequoia]

real

[analog palm]

Not even cats should go to that extent, you should not kill someone without consent love

[near smelt]

I should haveknown

only a bio nerd like you would have that username

[analog palm]

What piece of crucial information should you have known previously?

[analog palm]

My username?

Oh

So you are now misunderstanding me as @opaque lance

That's rather late of you

[near smelt]

well
andra doesnt talk like he's from there 18th century

[analog palm]

18th century, my god!

Do I really sound like someone who has witnessed Shakespeare as he was penning down his plays

[wary lantern]

Trigonometry but also with circles too

[tulip cypress]

Can you please check DM?

[near smelt]

@mods andra didnt take his meds again

[near smelt]

circle measure?

[wary lantern]

Yes

[near smelt]

no😭 Im not a student from cambridge university

[analog palm]

I do admit, this andra fella has piqued my curiousity. Quite unfortunate that he is ghosting me however

[wary lantern]

And we have shading the unwanted region but with parabola

[near smelt]

ahh
they're not so bad
annoying tho

[near smelt]

yh he's bipolar

[analog palm]

I understand

[near smelt]

ahhh
those
can be tricky

[near smelt]

welp when you see him
do tell him

iI wann know his progress

[analog palm]

I believe those were in IGCSE weren't they?

[near smelt]

add math yh

[analog palm]

Progress? As in how he is doing in life?

[near smelt]

that too
and his book thingy

[wary lantern]

Idk i did normal maths in igs

[analog palm]

This gentleman writes novels? My, that is rather interesting

[near smelt]

damn

[analog palm]

I understand

[near smelt]

yes yes
he's very smart and his writing is incredible
but he's also very weird
prolly why he's my friend

[wary lantern]

"oh how delightful" ahh message

[analog palm]

so you landed upon such questions in AS?

[wary lantern]

Yes

[analog palm]

I have seen him being labelled as the grass toucher. With the utmost honesty I can collect, he seems very pleasant

[near smelt]

idk how explain it
but most of he time you have to
uhh
idk how to explain it

[wary lantern]

Non need

[near smelt]

oh yh
he's a fun chill guy
just slightly disturbed

[analog palm]

Those were troublesome, no doubt. Once you understand the logic behind them however, they appear quite easy

[near smelt]

okii gl on your hw
if you need any help pls hesistate to ask me

[wary lantern]

It is

[analog palm]

What's bothersome however is that it is difficult to explain the logic

[wary lantern]

Ty

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to im_heretoo!

[analog palm]

It is something that just 'clicks'

[near smelt]

yhh
circle measure might be the only question im confident in gettin full marks for my exam

[analog palm]

I have solved some questions of circle measure, and they are painstakingly easy

[near smelt]

ngl
I only started solving them
like 2das before my paper
and they were surprisingly easy to get a hang of

that and trig identities

[analog palm]

Yes! They will be used overwhelmingly in the later chapters of the textbook however

so it is crucial to have a strong grip on the concept

[river condor]

Rest in peace to ratan tata
one of the biggest legends to ever exist in human history

[azure summit]

nah

[analog palm]

Yes, R.I.P to one of the big tycoons of the Indian, rather global, business and economical world

[azure summit]

yeah u would

[near smelt]

welp
merry christmas to me cus I am never touching a math textbook again
(im delusional)

[azure summit]

midget ahh

[analog palm]

That sounds exactly like me before I pick up the textbook once again, criticising my existence and blaming it for the faults in my current life

[river condor]

yeah the legend will forever be missed 😭

[opaque lance]

aww

[near smelt]

😭
the only thing I grateful to add math is for making ig math
seem like a walk in a park

[analog palm]

I will forever regret not taking up the opportunity to have done Addmaths

[opaque lance]

ohh alr

[analog palm]

The terrible choice would haunt my existence even in the grave

[opaque lance]

😢 real

[near smelt]

😭
and im grateful to my mother for ignoring my protests and adding add math to my subjects

best choice ever

[analog palm]

That decision is the reason why I am unable to chose the A level equivalent of Addmaths

[analog palm]

That's lovely

[opaque lance]

well thank you for telling me my future

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to xkirbs!

[analog palm]

Isn't that a bit explicit, love?

[opaque lance]

lol

[analog palm]

Subtlety is everything in my humble opinion

[near smelt]

yesss

[analog sequoia]

yes it was mentioned.

[opaque lance]

i dont like Dostoevsky

[analog palm]

Whether it be the process of gene incubation, or jokes

[analog palm]

Well then....

[near smelt]

what

[opaque lance]

nah im jokin

i dont even know who he is

he prolly a great a guy

[analog palm]

You had me going at it for a bit, young lad

[analog sequoia]

bro who tf wrote the pepper spray incident in #anon-confessions

[near smelt]

what incident

[azure summit]

who cares tho

[analog sequoia]

js scroll up a bit

[opaque lance]

exactly

[analog palm]

I was about to describe some warcrimes, I appreciate you stopping me

[opaque lance]

okay

now i decided

[near smelt]

bet

[opaque lance]

to give both AS+A2 ON OCT NOV 2025

[analog sequoia]

@toxic pasture yk u dont have be in the shadows lurking about right?

[opaque lance]

SHOULD I GO AHEAD OR NOT?

[analog sequoia]

how many subs

[opaque lance]

real, i too have also played call of duty online

[opaque lance]

im done with all Alevels

bus physics left

[analog sequoia]

do both in mj

easy

[near smelt]

so many words
I lost interest

[analog palm]

Are you able to survive the hike through Mount Everest without tools?

[opaque lance]

i-

[analog sequoia]

attention span reduction goes crazy

[opaque lance]

i0 just dont know

[analog palm]

Reason being that giving A2 and AS together in one year is the equivalent of this

[near smelt]

says the femmy

[analog sequoia]

im NOT a femmy

[opaque lance]

flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me tooo the mooooooooooooooooo

[near smelt]

F E M M Y

[analog sequoia]

nuh uh

[near smelt]

lletttt meee playyyy amonggg theee starssss

[analog palm]

I reckon giving the exams in different sessions of the same year

[opaque lance]

you have lady in your name bro

[near smelt]

yh uh

[opaque lance]

you a real one fr ☝️

[analog sequoia]

I lost a bet.

[analog palm]

If you want to complete them in a single year that badly

[opaque lance]

wht should i doo

[opaque lance]

realest thing ever

some say dont its hard pofjejger some say go ahead

[analog sequoia]

can you do it is the real question

[analog palm]

Perhaps give AS in M/J while A2 in the O/N sessions

[near smelt]

[near smelt]

excuses excuses

[analog palm]

I agree with the french on this one

[opaque lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/816170362500022303/1230866173227302983/rqJfeEH.gif

[opaque lance]

i think i can

[analog sequoia]

NOT an excuse

[analog palm]

Have you solved some past papers?

[analog sequoia]

bonjour

[opaque lance]

but for a2 it be only 3 months-

bruh

[opaque lance]

nope

[near smelt]

which pshyco would do that

[opaque lance]

did topicals bus

[near smelt]

ahem
sure buddy

[analog palm]

Try solving some, if you think you are doing fine as it is, then go ahead and give them in the same session

[opaque lance]

personally if i were in your position, id flee the country make a new identity and live on a farm away from it all

[analog palm]

That is, if you have completed the syllabus of AS and A2

[analog sequoia]

@analog palm peux-tu dire à ces gens que je ne suis pas un femboy

[azure summit]

just troll everyone like i do

be a "meanie" even if ur not

[near smelt]

no you are
stop denying it

[analog sequoia]

wouldnt it be easier to take as in mj and a2 in on

[analog sequoia]

je ne suis pas un femboy

[analog palm]

Perhaps there has been a mistake or misunderstanding from your side french femboy, but I do not speak the baguette language.

Only femboys do

[opaque lance]

bro ykw this song https://open.spotify.com/track/1YEcWuxSowskA3A4uWKWFG?si=ea772cebc0e44d7d ?

[analog sequoia]

Oh mon Dieu, je suis désolé mais je ne parle pas anglais

[opaque lance]

real ☝️

[opaque lance]

mhm

[analog palm]

Would you like to see some deutsche?

[opaque lance]

you shouls listen to it, its amazing

[opaque lance]

u suggest me doing this but i love this countr more then anything

[near smelt]

oui tu es

[analog sequoia]

oui

[near smelt]

dont deny

[opaque lance]

whaa

[analog sequoia]

NEIN

[opaque lance]

[opaque lance]

what country are ou in ?

😂

[near smelt]

JA

[analog sequoia]

désolé, l'allemand en moi est sorti

[opaque lance]

but i wont have enough time for A2 ig wouldnt i?

[opaque lance]

ksa

[analog palm]

Verpiss dich, Schlampe, verschwinde verdammt nochmal aus diesem Zimmer

[opaque lance]

usa ?

ye

[analog sequoia]

alors comment vas-tu écrire les deux en octobre ?

[opaque lance]

it has beautiful places

but

iceland better

flee there

[analog sequoia]

dududududu max verstappen

[opaque lance]

saudia arabia

chill place

[opaque lance]

ohhhhhhhhhh, head to iceland

[opaque lance]

wha

[analog palm]

Willst du mehr Französisch sprechen, du Baguette aussehender Femboy-Arsch mit einer Vorliebe für lange Schwänze?

[opaque lance]

no im safe here

[near smelt]

ugh
french
been doing it for more than I decade and I can barly string a sentence together

[opaque lance]

real ☝️

[opaque lance]

bonjur

[near smelt]

how I managed to get an A
is beyond me

[analog sequoia]

Je vais explorer ton corps

[opaque lance]

thas all i got

and i studied french for 2 years

[analog sequoia]

bonjour*

[near smelt]

bonjourrrr ca va?

[analog palm]

I would rather dive in nile river with a million crocodiles surrounding me, than to speak with someone in french

[opaque lance]

i didnt feel like typing it

[opaque lance]

[opaque lance]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-tempt-you-cheese-sticks-bfb-ii-gif-15981176363399760117

[near smelt]

well
my mom is from a francophone country so
I kinda have to know french

[analog sequoia]

alors ne parle jamais français

[opaque lance]

i will

fricking

noob

[opaque lance]

i would prefer chocolate sticks

churros aye

[opaque lance]

ok no one asked u but now i am

merci

[analog sequoia]

Je vais mettre une baguette là où le soleil ne brille pas

[opaque lance]

real

[opaque lance]

😂

[opaque lance]

i will accept as a wedding gift

[near smelt]

pourquoi tu parles francais tho?

[prisma salmon]

Sniped!

Text:

no but ik the artist

Message by xkirbs

[near smelt]

💀 wait what

[prisma salmon]

Sniped!

Text

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-tempt-you-cheese-sticks-bfb-ii-gif-15981176363399760117

Edited by iyashikei2222

[analog palm]

Ich werde deinen Schwanz und deine Hoden mit Käse reiben. Ich werde sie in einer Mühle mahlen und etwas Penissaft zubereiten. Ich werde diesen Schwanzsaft mit Schwanzfleischstücken in deinen Hals und in deinen Verdauungskanal schieben

[prisma salmon]

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[analog sequoia]

J'ai du sang français en moi

[opaque lance]

tu me donnes des vibrations de 2 pouces

[opaque lance]

lol, churros are amazing

[opaque lance]

frzz

[prisma salmon]

kywaey's reputation

Global reputation: 2 rep

Most helped in

None!

[near smelt]

ohhh
no wonder you're a twink

[opaque lance]

REAL ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ ☝️

[analog sequoia]

Nee, het is negen inches

[analog palm]

How do I possess 2 reps? I never colonized the bot nor did I do a thing worthy of a rep.... quite curious..

[near smelt]

oh yh andra
I saw a reel abt rezero
and lemme just say

[opaque lance]

woahhh, negen prolly means 9

[analog sequoia]

oui

[opaque lance]

nah

im mr 11.9

fr

☝️

[opaque lance]

real

[analog sequoia]

J'ai menti, j'ai appris le français contre mon gré

[opaque lance]

[near smelt]

I read that with the infront of the eleven

[analog sequoia]

cm? mm?

[opaque lance]

nanometer

😢

[opaque lance]

lol

[analog sequoia]

Je te souhaite vraiment le meilleur

[analog palm]

Slow down there for a bit, elegant lady. But I must ask, for you have generated an interest for yourself in my lowly cranium. The gentleman namely Andra, is a fan of the wonderfully written piece of craft, the one of the only series that embrace the genre of "Dark Fantasy" and dives deep in it?

[near smelt]

sure
bro sure
same tho
all my siblings were french geeks
so I was forced to become one

[opaque lance]

ok mr wants to do every exam in a single year and making life hard for herslef

[analog sequoia]

problème de compétence

[near smelt]

......sigh😭
you make my brain hurt sometimes

[analog palm]

There must be areason why some misunderstand me for flourishing my linguistic skills when Shakespeare was crafting his stories

But I digress

,av @opaque lance

[daring gale]

andra_kywaey's Avatar

Click here to view the image.

[opaque lance]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960148888910721054/1135947255417946202/attachment_1.gif

[analog palm]

It took me this long to realize this was Natsuki Subaru...

[near smelt]

oh vais te faire foutre

[toxic pasture]

gay

[analog palm]

I have disrespected the one who should be revered

[opaque lance]

you are 14 with a pic of you as a pfp, if that doesnt scream gay idk what does

[analog palm]

The grave sin I have committed

[opaque lance]

im joking

☝️

[analog palm]

I must repent

[near smelt]

😭
I want freaky andra back

[toxic pasture]

im gay w ur mom

[opaque lance]

real ☝️

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/816170362500022303/1230866173227302983/rqJfeEH.gif

[near smelt]

not shakespeare's side chick

[opaque lance]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[analog palm]

It is my sincerest wish to interact with him one day

[ocean plinth]

Bless u with a good paper hun u deserve to ace this

[analog palm]

How should I respond to the said comment 😭

[near smelt]

go to sleep
you'll see him then

[near smelt]

😭

[opaque lance]

if you dream about shakespeare, does that make you the most creative person ever ?

[near smelt]

hmmm

[opaque lance]

are you shakespeare becuz you dream or are you dream bucuz you are shakespeare

[near smelt]

Im bam

[opaque lance]

real ☝️

and im

sol

nice to mee you bam

how have you been ?

[analog palm]

I am not interested in shakespeare

[median tendon]

@alpine depot how are ur exams going mate?

[analog palm]

I would much rather read War is Peace or Crime and Punishment

[analog palm]

I find russian literature fascinating

[near smelt]

Ive been alive
wby

[opaque lance]

personally i lay down under a tree surrounded by grass and just read vagabond

[opaque lance]

i have survived until thursday

[analog palm]

I can understand that

[opaque lance]

which is a very good win

[opaque lance]

real ☝️

[near smelt]

I would prefer to lie under a tree
and come up with different modes of murder

in the most brutal way

[analog palm]

My personal favorite novel/novella is the Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

[opaque lance]

i get you

[opaque lance]

woah i would have never guess that

[analog palm]

In my humble opinion, he is the second german who I have revered this much

[near smelt]

😍 finally someone gets me

[opaque lance]

real ☝️

[analog palm]

Perhaps you, gentleman, have read it?

[opaque lance]

first adlof ?

[near smelt]

I hate non fiction
so boring
they make me see the world in a different way

[analog palm]

....I am allowed to keep some secrets now aren't I?

[near smelt]

I hate it

[analog palm]

I don't read non-fiction

They bore me to the grave

[near smelt]

you seem like the type ti

to8

[near smelt]

real

[opaque lance]

lol

[analog palm]

I read classical literature, which is mostly fiction

[opaque lance]

nah, but im gonna now

[near smelt]

I'd much rather read an adventure filled
fantasy book

[opaque lance]

anyways its been real

cyu guyes later

[analog palm]

Adios, gentleman

[opaque lance]

watch adventure time best series ever

[opaque lance]

real ☝️

[near smelt]

ohhhh
me and classical literature dont
go well

[near smelt]

RAAAA
COME ALONG WITH MEEE

so good

[analog palm]

By classical literature, I mostly mean the works of the last century

Kafka, Dostoevsky and their kind

[near smelt]

ohhh
no clue who theythey sound like they have beards tho

[analog palm]

As of now, I am reading War is Peace

[near smelt]

it good?

[analog palm]

It is historical literature

You should ideally have a small understanding of the napoleon era to completely immerse in the story

Rest assured, it is a wonderful journey

[near smelt]

ohhh
hmmm I see

[analog sequoia]

marceline c'est juste toi et moi dans les décombres du monde

[analog palm]

If you would rather read a short novella which is complete fiction

I would recommend Metamorphosis

That work is the reason why the phrase "kafkaesque" exists

or "The trial"

[analog sequoia]

kafka?

https://tenor.com/view/kafka-honkai-star-rail-gif-27232678

this kafka?

[analog palm]

I swear to the queen if you pull up genshin

[near smelt]

ohhh
hmmm
I'll give Metamorphosis a try
cant guarantee I'd like itbut we'll seee

[near smelt]

💀

[analog palm]

I bloody knew it

[near smelt]

lmfaoo

[analog sequoia]

désolé, mon amie fait beaucoup de sim pour elle

[near smelt]

okay ladies and metamowtvyournameis
I have chem on monday
so igtg study

[analog palm]

I don't understand baguette

[near smelt]

btw by ladies I mean kirbs

[analog sequoia]

sorry, my friend simps for kafka on a daily basis

[analog palm]

You can call me Kywaey if this is too long

[near smelt]

imma call you kiwi
shorter an easier to rmeber

[analog palm]

I adore Franz Kafka, but not the genshin kafka

[analog palm]

Kiwis won a war: fun fact

Oh wait perhaps not! I think there is a short circuit in my brain now

[analog sequoia]

Oh, what did he write about?

[analog sequoia]

i’m pretty sure you mean emus

two wars actually

they won 2 wars

[analog palm]

The term "Kafkaesque" describes it pretty well.

[near smelt]

bye kiwi😭
take care of kirbs for me
he tends to run arround in heals and white stockins

[analog palm]

In general, he used to describe real life scenarios in abstract ways

[analog palm]

I understand, lovely talk with you little lady

[analog palm]

For example, in his work Metamorphosis, the protagonist is an average office worker. He wakes up one day only to be met with the harsh reality that he is no longer a human but instead a critter.

[near smelt]

don call me little
but byee

[analog palm]

Alright love

[analog sequoia]

I’m quite intrigued

[analog palm]

or "vermin" as he used to describe it

[analog sequoia]

tell me more

[analog palm]

The book describes him going about his life as a "vermin". The extraordinary (in the sense alien) circumstances the "vermin" finds himself in is the premise. The way even after turning into a "vermin", its first thought is that he is going to be late to his office is quite astonishing and real

The way everyone in his family thinks the vermin is not him while he thinks the vermin is his own self

It is all a huge metaphor. For those people who say they are more worthless than "insects"

A person whose position in society is worse than a critter

[analog sequoia]

So he, Franz Kafka puts himself on the perspective that he’s been transformed into a critter/vermin and he goes about his usual day as a postal worker but the only one who thinks he’s a vermin is he himself?

[analog palm]

No, in the story he is quite literally turned into an insect. And the world does view him as one.

[analog sequoia]

oh

[analog palm]

It revolves around him trying to find a place for himself

as a vermin

[analog sequoia]

How long is this work of his?

[analog palm]

Its a novella so it is short

Let me recheck the word count

11500 words

[analog sequoia]

Does he usually write novellas?

[analog palm]

Yes

[analog sequoia]

where can i read it?

something digital would be preferable

[analog palm]

I think you can read it for free online, I have the hard copy version however

[analog sequoia]

Do you possess a link?

[analog palm]

Let me find them

[opaque lance]

REAL

im back

had nothing to do

lol

[analog palm]

Yeah I have a few links

Should I DM?

[toxic pasture]

noo i also want

[analog palm]

Oh and I also have pdf

[analog palm]

Metamorphosis by Kafka?

[toxic pasture]

yesh

[analog palm]

Oh my! Alright I would love to spread the word, should I dm it to you?

[quick veldt]

hii

[toxic pasture]

okk!

[analog sequoia]

Yes, my dms are open

[opaque lance]

its only one subject

[alpine depot]

damnn you too like franz sylvia dostoevsky pookies? dangg good job

[alpine depot]

theyre going alr ig

[median tendon]

Oh

Difficult?

[alpine depot]

its oct/nov what do you expect

[median tendon]

Heard pure 1 was hell

[median tendon]

😭

[alpine depot]

everythings hell

[median tendon]

Dw u shall ace them 🫡

[wary lantern]

What

[alpine depot]

and im the devil

[alpine depot]

tyy broodieee

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to notok_5087!

[mint hemlock]

FRANZ KAFKA MENTIONED?!

i fw classics

dostovesky, erin morgenstern, edgar allan poe u name it 🫵

[wary lantern]

Woah (idk who they are but ok)

[mint hemlock]

good book writers

[frank wyvern]

Edgar Allen Poe 😋😋 (never read his works)

[opaque lance]

i found the full gif @violet glade 🔥

https://tenor.com/view/buh-fatasswizardcatexplodesbuh-wizardcat-wizard-cat-wizard-gif-15826961453383400119

[lusty bridge]

Hey chat lounge

How day going

[subtle hare]

HES ALIVE

,whohas community moderator

[mint hemlock]

i have his entire book of poetry n this 3 set collection thingy of his books

[daring gale]

Members in Community Moderator
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[mint hemlock]

whoha

[subtle hare]

This is so sad

We wetn from 11 to 6.

[frank wyvern]

haha nerds

[analog palm]

YES

[mint hemlock]

jaw dropped

[analog palm]

,av maesal

[daring gale]

maesal_31423's Avatar

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[tepid sundial]

Lol

[mint hemlock]

u and me buddy u and me.

[analog palm]

If I am not mistaken, isn't this Dostoyevski as depicted in Bungou Stray Dogs?

[mint hemlock]

drop the favourite book

[mint hemlock]

no its dazai

he puts his hat on tho

hence the pfp

[analog palm]

Metamorphosis

[mint hemlock]

I wonder what gave that away

[analog palm]

I see

[frank wyvern]

😛😛😛

[analog palm]

💀

[mint hemlock]

I haven't read that one yet actually

[analog palm]

It's pretty fun

And quite short

The first book that I ever read of Kafka as well.

It is the only reason I got interested into classics 💀

[opaque lance]

u guys read poetry??

[mint hemlock]

i have the one, which has like the eyes on the cover idk the name I read it like a long tiem ago

[mint hemlock]

i fw poetry

[mint hemlock]

edgar allan poe was like my first, and then I discovered more n more

[lusty bridge]

OF COURSE I AM

[analog palm]

classical literature

not only poetry

[lusty bridge]

GOOD AFTERMORNING

[muted kelp]

i cried, he crode, we crew 🔥

[opaque lance]

whts fw

[mint hemlock]

we crew LFAMSOFASO

[analog palm]

I haven't heard that one yet

[mint hemlock]

EDGAR ALLAN POEE

he's more poetry based ig?

[opaque lance]

hence she creed

[mint hemlock]

but he's super good tooo

[opaque lance]

😂

[analog palm]

Makes sense why I haven't heard of him, I read more novel/novellas

[mint hemlock]

im not really a big fan of nathaniel hawkthron (scarlet letter)

[analog palm]

I would give him a shot if he sounds interesting

[mint hemlock]

valid

[mint hemlock]

he IS

i love his poetry

have you read dead poet soceity?

society

crime and punishment? SO good btw

[analog palm]

I have read that

More like still reading it but yes 💀

[mint hemlock]

i freaking love that one 🙁

[mint hemlock]

i finished it

what part are u on?

[analog palm]

Dostoevski is just great

[mint hemlock]

YEAH ITS LONG

[analog palm]

I am starting it 💀

[mint hemlock]

OH LMAOO

[mint hemlock]

its really good anyways

[analog sequoia]

crazy work

[analog palm]

Like the protagonist is contemplating the murder of the old lady right now

[mint hemlock]

any other writers you really like?

[mint hemlock]

ooh okok ithink ik where u are rn

[analog palm]

I forgot the name of the author of War is Peace but that was really cool

[mint hemlock]

the concept behidn the book is so cool to me i love itt

[mint hemlock]

haven't heard of that one

have you read no longer human?

[analog palm]

OOOO Give it a try!

[mint hemlock]

literally me reading it

[mint hemlock]

OK noted

[analog palm]

OOH YES THAT ONE, I WANT TO READ IT

[mint hemlock]

i trust ur taste

[mint hemlock]

GOD

its CRAZYY

I think after finishing it

[analog palm]

Dazai right?

[mint hemlock]

i just sat there lik

[mint hemlock]

yepp

[mint hemlock]

life of a stupid man is good, short quick read

i've been getting more into jp classics too they're really good

[mint hemlock]

I have 3-4 of his books

setting sun, no longer human, school girl n blue bamboo

[analog palm]

It does require the basic knowledge of history, specially of the napoleon era

but its very fun

[analog palm]

Yeah I have heard about the guy

[mint hemlock]

ok no worries will still give it a read if I get the chance to anywhere

[analog palm]

embarassed to admit it, but I heard about him through bungo stray dogs 💀

[analog sequoia]

@analog palm i finished the first chapter/part

[mint hemlock]

LMAOO ur good

[analog palm]

HOW WAS IT?

[mint hemlock]

i discovered more authors after bsd tbh 😭

[analog sequoia]

words cannot explain it

[mint hemlock]

but no longer human came first

[analog palm]

I KNOW RIGHTTT

[mint hemlock]

metamorphisis?

[analog sequoia]

i wanna read more

[analog sequoia]

oui

but i have stuff to do