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MIMI IT SAYS XX CHROMOSOMES ON YOUR BIO
cant argue with that fr
Bro was feeling cute

😦
matching grades 🥰🥰
Lessgoo
🎀
How else did i get free nitro
@charred summit do u feel bonita?
@charred summit, idk like the person who i thought was you seemed a little sus
diabolical
yall fucking w my head icl 😔🙏🏻
Yea,very.
Nothing to be proud but ok
i have a traumatic experience w maths
Real
i adore maths
i even had a maths lecture today
Me when I see maths
i’m proud
omg izz easy
HELP
I JUST SAW
same omg
THAT IS NOT ME DAWG
i love itt
Maths started a family with me. I'm a male
💀
reminds me of jos' bio
pride month? im proud of u every month
i was emo in igs so i never rly gave effort into scoring decent
W BIO
Isn't maths female?
Don’t do females lik3 that
ur pregnant? congrats mama
superior human
MATHS IS RED
only a man would be that horrendous
ENGLISH IS YELLOW
Sir I'm a mino
chem is red 😔
🕵️
SCIENCE IS GREEN
NOO
im married to maths wdym???
no it seems blue
English is blue and I'm ready to debate
teen pregnancy keeps rising these days tsk
another maths lover aye
Noooo
You’re gay congratulations pookie bear
BIO IS GR3EN
🤝
R u in A2 mister bruce wayne
Not where I'm from (India)
im straight as heck astaghfirullah
yeeee
No I'm in cbse lol
Than what abt phy and chem
im done got B
Sadge
Ohh
maths has a gender? shi
Idk what A2 and things mean
Physics is blue
We don't have that in india
CBSE? Nah you're dead
NOO IS RED
FOR SURE
thats so real
COME ON FYYS
Why?
Full mug up
So AL = clg ( 2 years )
AS = A1 ( first year)
A2 = second year
PHYSICS= BLUE
CHEM= RED
BIO= GREEN\
MATHS= ORANGE CUZ IT DESEVEES TO BE IN JAIL
nayy
i agree with the sciences not maths
ENFLISH IS BLI
bio greeen
maths purple = mystry
OH BIO BLUE REMINDS ME OF THE AS LEVEL BOOK
WHAT ABT PSY
nah honestly id give physics purple and maths blue
racism needs to STOP
bro my chem teacher has this writing on her wall
Wait nbm
PSY GIVES OFF PINK VIBES
Bio is red
took me a wild moment
real
It says “chemystry cuz I have no idea what’s going on”
jaw dropped when i realised
Yummy
Idk how to write chemistry

Thanks, I'll try to work on mine too, but you must have worked hard cause your writing is spectacular
tasty car 10g protein
Gave +1 rep to gyu_lover!
acc 7g
View from my flat in Japan♥️
To an extent,yes
Yummm
max 1g
IT BECOEMS LIKE REFLEXS I BELIEVE IN U !!!!
Gimme that flat lil bro
ez
check google images
That ain't even Japan . That's India. You still want the flat lil bro?
Let us AL kids have it
Thanks, I'll try it
Gave +1 rep to gyu_lover!
@bold nebula leh lah gah

Pretty
Yea. Trees make it look like japan
LMAOOOO
Real
the sadness xD
Al rahim 🙏🏻
the quran*
oh
exactly
اللعنة عليك
hmm
😭😭😭😭😭
My family lived in Dubai lil bro
curse you 
ما هذه الألفاظ البذيئة يا أخي
self haram 🥺
akhi goin wild
@kindred jetty kinda rude blud
Sorry, my finger slipped
opens google translate
hes egyption lol
Idk what alilfath means
learn arabic 
بعرف
someone dialect translate 🙏🏻
نو
THATS FUSHA
too hard
oh k
I LITERALLY WROTE FUSHA
OH
writing my own dialect is linda hard lmao
idk fws7a bro
i’ve NEVER placed all my effort into something
we have these words which just dont make sense in letters xD
in my 18 years of existing
how
u only understand a dialect and thats it??
think of the reward
also didnt u say ur gonna start in ur course??
I understand 4 dialects but my brain can’t read
😔
having Allah in my life is my biggest reward alhamdulilah tabarakallah i am content
How wonderful!
i understand many dialects but can only speak mine lmao
LMAOAOAOOA
ty zbaby kisses you
Aww, thanks for the thought! But I'm just a humble bot, not in it for the rep.
it’s ok zbaby how shy of u
SWE CUZ IM NOT ARABIC RIGHT- SO WHEN I SPEAK ARABIC- I MIX ALL DIALECTS + FWS7A
i dont understand what ur tryna say
one seeks no reward
IT GOVES PPL STROKES YK
honestly mad respect for u learning arabic as a non arab
yeah but that’ll be after many courses
heh
Calm the fuck down
i meant as in thawab.......
Thank you pookie bear
BUT IM LAZY AKHI 😞
Not like that bro 😔🙏🏻
nuh uh, youll gain sm trust
ngl it would be better if i speak to arabs and make a habit
bc i understand baaasic arabic
but beyond that

but u still need fusha for the quran
do that
no one speaks fusha
It helps sm
so imo try reading more
but i’m antisocial
Except me cuz I’m autistic
Phase?
LIKE WE COULD GO ON VC AND YOU CAN TEY
fusha is goated wdym
i acc have a book for that alhamdulilah i’ve started reading some parts
glad to hear
I get made fun of 😔
it’s been like this for 6 years now ion think it’s a phase chat
LMAOAOAOAO REALLLL
actually not real
Guys social anxiety is a lie
i mean makes sense but still
You gotta beat the system
i am a overthinker
I've been addicted to water 15 years now. I am fighting my addiction.
when i’m talking to a friend yh
LMAOAOAOAO
it was so bad with me my body would itch
m3 with my glasses
i think about all the potential consequences that could take place if i say something wrong
your words cut deep man, they are harder than a rock
let it be a short sentence
Me but with anxiety attacks 😔🙏🏻
It’s okay guys you just have to throw yourself out there
Are y'all girls or boys?
It gets easier I promise
meh i got over it alhamdulilah
literally how it got fixed
nooo gurl i hope you overcome this.. you’re so strong 💗 #kanyeeastdehydrationreadysetgo!!
I'm a boy but thank you.
Gave +1 rep to vslyi!
im a banana
But vel we could always like go on znotws vc and you can practice
And I'm Kanye east

Ok Respected gentleman
yo 50 million reps 😍
Ok today's day and age younwint be ring sometimes
💪
and I’m al jum3a
what was ur english gcse grade
*In today's day and age you won't be wrong at times
My phone small af
Gang
massive hands u got there
How many of you lactose intolerant
took me a while to get it
I honestly dont know
L
cant imagine life without milk
I have my doubts
Who says I don’t drink milk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thug it out
Who says they dont drink
LOL

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
whoever can't, i feel sorry for yall
i’m not but i need to avoid milk bc it causes hormonal problems (i drink it anyway)
it’s okay you just have to avoid the bathroom after I go in 😔🙏🏻

Haha, it totally does!
EVEN BETTER
CRAZY
I am going to explode you
oh so u just tank it 
Mad respect. My body releases water out of my pelvis when I drink water. In extreme cases it gets out of my skin? Ive been trying to battle water addiciton
I swear I just stared at my screen and went 😃😃
😔😔😔
Water sounds yummy rn
i got traumatised
RIGHT
bro I swear I didn't drink
I can’t live without milk
but I feel extremely high
chai belaban>>
you poor thing.. smother your pores with cement and cut off your pelvis
may you overcome this hectic disease 💔
No cuz me
chai in general>>

I love coffee
Guys I burned my foot making tea today
mint green tea on 🔝
But ill drink tea if i gotta
Burn the tea now
"cremate urself" ahh
Hisab brabar
but chai belaban still tops tho
AN EYE FOR AN EYE 🗣️🔥
☺️☺️☺️
LETSGOOOOOOOOOO
TEA AND MILK?
yep
she knew who i was right away
Laban
SHE BEST BEG FOR MERCY AFTER LEAVING
What
It like registered as cheese in my head cuz like Lebanese dialect
Da hell
bro wut xD
she’s so darn lovely every time i put my hand down she caresses it UGH I WANNA KISS HER BUT GERMS
😔
I swear it’s like ONE OF THE DIALECTS LABAN IS CH3ES3
i want a cat no fair
me when
thats insane
laban is milk even in fusha
No lex no
ILL GO ASK WAIT

take her
ask who 
IF ONLY I CAN
man the fajr cat left me 😔
she no longer comes by either 😔
i think the lil rascal had kittens somewhere ngl
i thought it was a kitten?
nah nah she was an adult
ooh
a very cute one tho
bruv yesterday i was carrying mushroom home and some grandpa was smiling at me
😭
she’s pretty
frfr
i smile when i see any person playing with a cat icl
@stray pelican broooo we call milk 7alib and labna yoghurt 😔
me too n i join them
MIIIIWWWW
doesn’t everyone
HI LEX
7alib is also fusha
HI VEL
I WANATTATA
HI ECON
belllyyy kesi ho
HI BEL
kesa *
😔
Allhamdullilah still alive wby
WSG
BEL IS BACK
inhaling n exhaling out here hamdulilah ty
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HI POOKS
WOW! That's crazy!
caught a cold but everythings good alhamdulilah
He ain't a dog. He a dawg
Her what
Get well soon
blawg can prolly hear the earth’s core moving with those gigantic ears
WSG
here*
Oh mb
Dogs protect you with their life. Cats vomit out hair balls
dogs spread najasa
cats dont :>
bro prolly never had a cat
What's najasa
impurity
they’re naturally just impure
especially their saliva
regardless they make loyal guards
really REALLY loya
yep useful as guards and guides
*loyal
so are cats, my old cats would hunt birds and bring them at our door
- insects 😭
they’re grateful
they also see you as a big cat, just a lil different
Car best pest control
My friends dog mauled down a thief. Then proceeded to sleep peacefully
they don’t eat it bro they think if they kill it and give it to me i’ll gladly have it
get me pasta instead
yummy
That poor thief
🙄

PROTEIN

W O R M S
S N A K E S
in wars they use dogs to maul ppl aswell, including the innocent
so yeah however you train an animal that’s how they’ll process
A dog behaves like his owner
reminded me of some scenes :<
etc. if i train my cat to steal cheeseballs from my neighbours house they’ll do it
ever seen an angry cat
100%
Gimme that cat bro
“habibi, that’s enough” 💔
nuh uh lifetime cheeseballs for me
our brothers made us feel that even more huh
I remember seeing in the news. Some guy trained his dog to drop bricks on the heads of people who ring his bell
wallahi i cried so hard and made dua for him, such a precious baby :/
💀💀
menace
they're granted jannah afterall
this is what makes me smile when i look at all that
It was a pitbull too. Strangely. Larger the dog. The more gentle it is
if only we could go to jihad like that 😔
the funniest training i’ve seen was a man training his dog to pee on strangers LMAO
yeah pomeranians are crazy
wtf

why do you keep following me lady
Like. The huge German shepherd are like babies and then there's the devilish small dogs
i’m pro iv ranked in call of duty my aim is unreal LET ME INNNN ☹️
i specialise in headshotting
Whereever u go i followwwwwwwwwww
amazing
stalker core
then beg
Bleh taylor swift core
yuck it smells like weed
💀😭
how dyk what weed smells like ?
How do u know
LOL
My cat once smoked weed cuz of my neighbours
iss ok blud
maybe bc my brother has it 24/7
double ss buddy
Wtf
Lucky cat?
Ok mimi

💀

😭😭
ok mimi ok
Tum toh chup raho
How is he not in jail?

Mb
IT WAS A JOKE


This is our schools cat btw :< she waits outside all the time
it’s not weed i forgot the name
No 
orange
bas it smells like weed
photogenic ahh
real
i think it’s snus
REAL
cigarette?
Oh
WE ALSO HAD A CAMPUS CAT
SEND PICS
Cigar >
No pics 
ciggs smell better :p

They all smell like shiat
Me fr
real
Thats look very yummy rn
nu uh
Icl
i pretend i’m having lung failure in front of ppl who r smoking
??
LMAOAOAO?!?
The lava..
they start feeling guilty
Looks very drinkable rn
some dropped their cig and stepped on it 💀
NO CUZ
FR
wasting their cigs smh
GUILT TRIP THOSE MFS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Guys this one time our friend group was sitting in the chem lab during lunch
And one guy just starts mixing things
Yea they should have given it to gp instead
Smh
It made a purple pinkish liquid and the whole lab became fumes
And like we all started dying
it was so funny
doing shi the government doesn’t 🗣️ out here saving lives (they prolly burned another cig somewhere else)
such a pretty colour would drink
how is that saving lives 😭
Couldn’t even inhale without gagging imagine drink 😔😔😔
one cigarette may seem harmless, but it holds the potential for devastating consequences, especially when carelessly discarded. I once witnessed someone toss a lit cigarette onto dry grass, oblivious to the danger. Realizing the imminent threat, I quickly alerted them, urging them to extinguish it before it sparked a fire. My timely intervention not only prevented a potential blaze but also served as a stark reminder of how a single moment of negligence can lead to tragic outcomes. In that instant, I understood that sometimes, saving a life hinges on recognizing the significance of even the smallest actions
therefore
i’ve saved lives
@winter valley return to the abandoned (im still pissed at these wooden boxes)

@chatgpt i freaking told u to make it seem like i’m saving someone by coughing
😠
craz
i shall refine it to the final i wanted to before
how long does it take for a confession to get approved?
When a mod sees it
^
hours?
(Also not much anon now is it)
1 minute
@winter valley view the poor mans comfession
ayein?
Confession dhek leh bhai
kardiya bhai
ok g..
huh
mainay kia :p
bot sent lot of 'No.' messages wth
check #anon-confessions
Guys thing is
its supposed to be anon shhh...
Go on
i did?
I feel like at the end of the day it’s none of our business no?
Like
I have friends that smoke right
I’d like tell them to quit and shit like once or twice but then I just leave them be yk
who take accounting?
I get what ya mean
Like I don’t know how to explain but at the end of the day it’s them yk
But i rlly dont care what some1 rlse be doing unless it affects me
But if they’re constantly smoking into people’s faces or doing it around others then it’s like annoying cuz second hand smoky thingue
And unfortunately smoking is smt that can be harmful passively aseell
exactly
like unless you’re not doing it around me or in my face- I wish you the best lil bro!
Mhm the smell kills me
znc grow
This command can only be used in bot-stuff channels.
Yea
Ashtray smelll we3
imm backk
Sup
Yo
did bro study??
yes
except its not supposed to
its sentient now
Can it think?
surely yes
@prisma salmon hi
@prisma salmon hello
Captialistic gain?
@prisma salmon can you think?
hm
tf
not if he’s smoking right in front of me in my own house
if it’s a stranger who cares
What
bellllll
HIIII
I GOOD
HAD MY MATH PAPER TODAY
WBYY
MIMI
I tried to cook add math p2
I went better than I thought
BUT MATH WAS GREAT
AM ALIVE AND ALL THE BEST
TYYYY
LOVELY FRRR
Gave +1 rep to amooodiebruh!
NP
YAYYAYYA
surely
alr gl bam!
tyy
Gave +1 rep to wegottalovelife!
Srry dude, i should have been doing quantum physics in the womb

dont show this to my parents
u should be fine
i am
this was bout 30 years ago
hes 40 now
wanna see smth more crazier
Okay this true like if bros smoking in your house that’s low key disrespectful
hm?
walks off a cliff


maybe try
rwefojgperijhrtp
and not rheiowoaoqq
can u send the :sadboi: emoji
:sadboi:
NO
did it?
from the screen

to the ring
hai
WALLAHI I DID NOW IM GOING TO EAT DINNER
Guys
Be real with me
I have an exam tmr
5 topics
Will I make it
or is it over
Ily I’ll go lock in
yes yes
gl
We should all be proud
of what?
starts crying
What is
uhm no
sadboi emoji
AYO
Do u still have a boost left
my siblings are hogging it atm
rate my ramen yall in #the-food-network
i barely get to use it


What
Ty <3
Gave +1 rep to xkirbs!
Go study lex and pass pls
fail

Meri Horni
BOCCHI
BHELPURI
WSG
Oh
Oh wow
I see
I see hori
What other haram activities u been doing
:angy:
Bel you’re so nice 
I’ll bomb u
Np
Me when I lie
LMAOAOA?/
😔
NMM HBUUU
Me when i double lie
studying
So riyal
EEPY
R u doing cbse btw
SLEEP
Or IG
GOING TOO
Wsg kirb
Kirbs is also nice I like kirbs 😔
im doing it are you?
Whats that
Pay for my therapy
💀
State board
no thanks
Gave +1 rep to mimi_online!

1 hour lifting? Hell yeah
LMAOOAOA
im going to beat this bot
Still got a rep
FREE REPS
thanks 🙏
U gotta stop lying man 😔
sry i opened a2 chem channel and my brain deep fried
He did that on purpose u see
Go eep mimi
Mimi 😔😔 I fuck with you heavy
cl rep doesn’t wven count
Its 12 am 😔
Exactly
It does 💀
I agree!
go sleep y'all
LMAO
also im great i think hru
Eepy
@dense spoke turn off this bot please 😭
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R u THAT bad at maths
Slay
Yes bro
, w 282+64+34+18
wowzer
we should make its rep over a 1000
(Youll be banned for rep farming fy)
Yum
it would be spoiled by the time it reaches you
:< says who
he had the window open as if that would make a change the whole room stank 😔
the weather outside
I’m right under your bed lil bro
still ickyyyy
can u pass me my sword…?
like you could at least wait till you’re out of the persons house ykkk
its under all the stuff
i despise smokers
I won’t let you slay me 😔
i almost died cus of one
its blunt
but its antique
i need to clean it
ok why did yall js suddenly die
What
Fr
Degenerates
gn bell
ur the bomb
Gn bro
Someone gift nitro how on earth do I send a 30 sec video
HAIHAI👋👋👋👋👋
of what
now you probably can
HUH
file size limit in the server increased
It’s it’s like a video of the smoking bag I was talking about
smoking bag?
what are u yapping about
naur it still doesn’t let :< thank you tho
Gave +1 rep to azizshahin!
is ur video 1GB or something
ITS A FUNNY JOKE FROM MONKKSKKSKW
IY SHOULDNT BE ITS ALIKE 20 SECONDS
upload it to youtube and send the link
oh
reduce file size
teach me ho2 to plz lol
search for compressor or something
GUYS 3ADI
Okay waitttt
don't put that much effort on that 20 second video tbh
way too much effort
@unborn sequoia js send it on whatsapp and save it from whatsapp
it compresses it for u
If the Alpha males are all gone, this means that the genes of the Beta males continue to circulate in the gene pool.
what the fuck bro genuinely
@silent relic shut this off
😔
OH
@unborn sequoia just send us ur fone number
.
nice try lil bro
💀
u definitely should
Not smooth enough 🙏🏻
8 people i met online have my number
why?
for the memes 🙏
dm can
make it 9
sry minors dni
ty @opaque lance for boostin
Gave +1 rep to azizshahin!
get better then
WRF IT SENT
LESS GO
unboost right now @opaque lance
Guys monk is so funny yall should watch
not as funny as me (trust)
it’s 8 seasons but I binged it the whole summer
say less
Erm 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
lex have u watch b99
watch b100 instead
i binge watched b99 in 9 days
I’ll bomb your house bro
come in lil bro
im that good
i did it in 8 days
in you?
ok whats the mcs name?
ill do that
me
❌
ur mind is liar liar pants on fire
oh
mb
@unborn sequoia me personally u shouldnt watch the last season of b99
now i am depresso mimi again 
so uncultured
b99>friends
real
ofcourse you'd say that
shut up paki
you dont have any friends
ban for usage of slur
dinesh when pakistani:
u wouldnt like either
how would YOU know
because u watch kdramas
EWWW
oh hell naw
there was a short debate over b99 and friends in cs class




