chat-lounge

[hasty tartan]

looks like a minion

[smoky plume]

[hasty tartan]

fr

[dire jasper]

Eating mango

[hasty tartan]

why tf u laughing

[smoky plume]

i do whatever i want!

[hasty tartan]

it's cute kid 😭😭

[sly minnow]

Also means real no?

[dire jasper]

Mango bacha

[sly minnow]

Asl I mean

[bold nebula]

[hasty tartan]

hiii

[honest anchor]

cook em 🔥

[bold nebula]

also we are same now

[hasty tartan]

LESSGOOO

[dire jasper]

Hihiiii

[smoky plume]

cute doesnt mean i cant laugh

[bold nebula]

🔥🔥🔥

[hasty tartan]

also sad though

[sly minnow]

😤

[smoky plume]

[stray pelican]

no
it means original in ur context
and thats only when u add tanween

[dire jasper]

[hasty tartan]

NOBODY I KNOW IS ON THE TEAM NOW

[bold nebula]

I still got a special thing

[hasty tartan]

why tf u she/her

[bold nebula]

~level @bold nebula

[worn oar]

The permission level of akiioxo#0 is 999

[hasty tartan]

damn

[bold nebula]

no idea someone added it

[trim torrent]

Nugg

Et

[hasty tartan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sly minnow]

Can the saying "real" meaning genuine be translated to asl

[trim torrent]

I said the n word

[smoky plume]

he got the forbidden modification

you didnt hear?

[hasty tartan]

le gasp

[bold nebula]

call the mods

[stray pelican]

probably not

may differ in dialects tho

[hasty tartan]

i'm not in the loop no more 😔

[stray pelican]

im mainly talking abt fusha

[smoky plume]

good. i need to get off discord too.

[trim torrent]

why aren’t I banned

[smoky plume]

gonna dip for a month

bye chat'

[stray pelican]

insane

[sly minnow]

Ye cause it was sukuna was still roaming the streets last time you were in the team

Heein era aah

[bold nebula]

I am now the sugar daddy for many people

[hasty tartan]

u dip from this account and then join back from ur second account

[hasty tartan]

with what money broke ass

[smoky plume]

i came back

just to

reply

to your dumbass

to that i say

[dire jasper]

I will beng u telapoka

[bold nebula]

ima throw money at your face fish fucker

[smoky plume]

thats new

[sly minnow]

Hmm in Urdu it can be cause asl and asli also words in Urdu meaning genuine or real

[hasty tartan]

still waiting..

[smoky plume]

listen

aunty

[hasty tartan]

oh.

[smoky plume]

im feeling nice today

so i wont

make any height jokes

[trim torrent]

we gave Indian 3k tonne of fish bbg

[smoky plume]

or diddy jokes

[hasty tartan]

oh

[smoky plume]

or pedo jokes

[bold nebula]

jk ily

[stray pelican]

i mean urdu is a bunch of languages clumped up together lol

[hasty tartan]

anything i learn about diddy is against my will and from tiktok

[bold nebula]

💀💀💀💀

[honest anchor]

but...aint no party like a diddy party?

[smoky plume]

my role model

diddy my role model

[sly minnow]

Yeah it takes a lot from Arabic so I was asking if the connection was there

[hasty tartan]

💯

[stray pelican]

i still dont know what diddy is

[trim torrent]

উৎস synonym dao

[smoky plume]

no no no NOO

me rn

[stray pelican]

it probably is tho just got a very slightly changed based on context

[hasty tartan]

diddy is a work of art

[bold nebula]

Nugget Mush perfect chance

[trim torrent]

Inter bye bole nirlojjo moto aso keno akhono

[bold nebula]

swim to India

[sly minnow]

Populour celebrity that hosted parties called Diddy parties everyone knew blud but then it turned out he used to do things to minors in those parties

[smoky plume]

amar chill time ekhon

shush

[trim torrent]

Indian banned students 😔

[smoky plume]

now bye for REAL real

[stray pelican]

drake v2?

[trim torrent]

Gn baccha

[honest anchor]

wait didnt ppl used to call u a pedo

[sly minnow]

He's og but we just found out 😭

[bold nebula]

idk bro L politicians

[stray pelican]

insane

[trim torrent]

L modi ji

[sly minnow]

Ye aunty is Diddy disciple

[stray pelican]

"used"? we still do

[honest anchor]

good i thought I was alone

[bold nebula]

thank god I don't fw politics

[hasty tartan]

ok IG kid

[bold nebula]

no only we do

[honest anchor]

forgive me aunty

[bold nebula]

me na sehta boss

[trim torrent]

I do, very entertaining

[smoky plume]

abar ashlam reply korte

[hasty tartan]

🤓

[trim torrent]

Oki gn modi ji aur hasina ji ke bacche

[smoky plume]

arent you like 25

[honest anchor]

ion know what you just said but u too vro

[smoky plume]

you damn fossil

[hasty tartan]

why are you still here

[trim torrent]

37 mate

Life’s hard

[hasty tartan]

you said bye 10 mins ago

[smoky plume]

37??!?@!?!@?!?@

[trim torrent]

I am father of 2 kids

[honest anchor]

I feel so hurt rn😖

[smoky plume]

wanna find out? its because i have no fucking work left to do tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trim torrent]

Almost marriage age for my kids

[hasty tartan]

porashona nai

[stray pelican]

hard cap

[bold nebula]

Nugget I heard you are making me money when are you gifting me iPhone 16

[trim torrent]

Pls find husband for my two daughters

They are 17 and 19 each

[trim torrent]

Woah, me too

[smoky plume]

shokal 8 ta theke portesi. then work. then take care of other stuff. NOW when i want to chill, people like you who sit on a chair all day want to come and slander me!

[hasty tartan]

wow i dont even earn 2 rupees

[smoky plume]

unacceptable

[silent relic]

(former) BOSS!!

[bold nebula]

those kids don't pay you ?

[hasty tartan]

you're the one who said bye

💀

[trim torrent]

GUYS AMAR MAIYA DER JONNO POLA KHUJE DAO

[bold nebula]

😭😭

[trim torrent]

SMH

[bold nebula]

hello

[hasty tartan]

okay they do.. 😣

[trim torrent]

ok bye 😔

[bold nebula]

so where's my iPhone at

[hasty tartan]

ok bye

[bold nebula]

bye

[hasty tartan]

aren't you the sugar daddy

[smoky plume]

shut up and enjoy this pixel art.

[hasty tartan]

i need airpods

[bold nebula]

didn't you promise

[frank wyvern]

you're alive????

[silent relic]

hi :D

[frank wyvern]

dropped yona now attacking Alan ☹️☹️☹️☹️

[hasty tartan]

are you still in pakistan

[bold nebula]

💀💀💀💀

[frank wyvern]

WYM still

[bold nebula]

NAH

HELL NAH

[wicked arrow]

Does anyone here speak French

[frank wyvern]

bonjour crossiant

[wicked arrow]

I’m tryna practice my speaking skills in dms

[frank wyvern]

croissant

[bold nebula]

bonjour

[frank wyvern]

🥐

[hasty tartan]

asking if u on survival mode

[wicked arrow]

Dms babes 😭

[frank wyvern]

☹️☹️

I js left y'all country

[hasty tartan]

ew

[frank wyvern]

freaky

[sly minnow]

Helpun

Wtf is this corny shit man I jus read this out loud and I wanna kms 😭

[hasty tartan]

wow the vacay was long

[bold nebula]

dam it's that easy ? anw I don't please refer to subject channels :)

[frank wyvern]

a faceless plea 🥺🥺

[sly minnow]

Why do I have to do this for audition I'll laugh in the middle of it 😭

[frank wyvern]

I ain't even been here a month yet

[hasty tartan]

💀

[frank wyvern]

😭😭😭

[hasty tartan]

must be nice

[frank wyvern]

what is

[hasty tartan]

vacay

😣

[frank wyvern]

er

school ☹️☹️

[hasty tartan]

oh

[frank wyvern]

I missed a month n a half twas NOT fun catching up

(light work)

[hasty tartan]

💀

is bro a nerd

[frank wyvern]

no I'm an IG student

🙏😭😭😭

[hasty tartan]

makes sense

[frank wyvern]

yeah

[hasty tartan]

how are u still in igcse

🤩

[frank wyvern]

eternal damnation

[hasty tartan]

you're like starlight fr

[frank wyvern]

ts shi so boring

[near smelt]

hm

[wicked arrow]

I’m being nice? 😭

[frank wyvern]

I helped here w maths

[bold nebula]

mf failed

[frank wyvern]

😭😭 it's fine lmaoo

[hasty tartan]

i feel like i've seen these..

[frank wyvern]

id get better grades than you banana

[frank wyvern]

teehee

[frank wyvern]

this shi happens here 🗣️🗣️

[hasty tartan]

bc is this our dms

[frank wyvern]

teehee

[bold nebula]

nerd

[hasty tartan]

🧍🏼‍♀️

[hasty tartan]

also makes sense

gotta dip buh bye guys

no iphun for u alan

i believe in nokia now

[frank wyvern]

fire

[wicked arrow]

😭💗

[bold nebula]

bye don't hit on kids and take care

[hasty tartan]

i just threw up in my mouth

[tame loom]

mimi's biggest regret yesterday fr

[frank wyvern]

😭😭😭😭

[frank wyvern]

ong

[sly minnow]

Huh helpun I didn't know you were a kid

[near smelt]

rea;

[hasty tartan]

MY EYES ARE TWITCHING

[wicked arrow]

Anyone wanna have conversations in French for fun 🤧

[sly minnow]

I've been flirting with a kid I'm cooked

[near smelt]

lmaoo

[near smelt]

non

[stray pelican]

fr*nch???

[hasty tartan]

you too take careee

[stray pelican]

hell nah

[sly minnow]

Ew

[near smelt]

how dare u

[sly minnow]

Why would you wanna purposely learn the language of the french

[wicked arrow]

Que?

[near smelt]

bcus
its french???

[stray pelican]

he's right, who wants to speak baguettenese

[sly minnow]

For real econ gets me

[wicked arrow]

BEACUSE it’s funny

Imagine arguing in French

[wicked arrow]

Oui

[bold nebula]

okay who wanna learn a phrase in Italian?

[stray pelican]

sounds cringe as hell

[wicked arrow]

Yes exactly

You get it

[stray pelican]

lemme teach u an arabic phrase to say when someone keeps arguing with u
"me4 3agbak 4ed fe 7awagbak"

trust

[wicked arrow]

Teach me Arabic 😭 I BEG

[tame loom]

aren't you guys learning french as like a 2nd fluent language?

[bold nebula]

what does that mean

[stray pelican]

no, i never took it

[wicked arrow]

💀

[stray pelican]

i took german

[wicked arrow]

Woah

I didn’t get an option wtf

[stray pelican]

transliteration makes no sense but it basically means go fys but appropriately

[frank wyvern]

fuck off warped

[bold nebula]

thanks

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to yasseen_kamel!

[stray pelican]

become my student ez

[wicked arrow]

A7a ya Sharmouta

[sly minnow]

Helpun you should've told me you were younger I thought u were old

[stray pelican]

LANGUAGE WTH

[wicked arrow]

La

[stray pelican]

ASTAGHFIRULLAH

[subtle hare]

@bold nebula why would u do this to me I'm moruning rn

[sly minnow]

What does this mean

[frank wyvern]

I'm the same age as Jo's almost

[tame loom]

oh i see. cuz my father is so fluent, he is like Canadian (Quebec) or French citizen 😭
so i thought u guys were serious about french lang

[frank wyvern]

jos

[stray pelican]

HORRIBLE CRAP

[sly minnow]

15 I see

[frank wyvern]

bad stuff

[bold nebula]

what happened kiddo

[frank wyvern]

fsk tsk

[frank wyvern]

atleast.im not 2009 like someoneee

[subtle hare]

YOU LEFT officially😔

[stray pelican]

we have german, french and italian, you pick whatever

[sly minnow]

like who

[wicked arrow]

Itdhab waqtul nafsak

[subtle hare]

Saifs the only DM now... shudders

[frank wyvern]

jos

[wicked arrow]

Dw about it

[stray pelican]

roo7 fe dahya

[bold nebula]

awe it's okay I'll still be here and if a mod bullies you tell me

I will mute them

[wicked arrow]

La 😭

I only know how to insult in Arabic 🤧

[wicked arrow]

Which is a waste of talent

[frank wyvern]

@honest anchor

[frank wyvern]

its ok

[stray pelican]

i thought i was gonna get a genuine student

[tame loom]

and i believe english is compulsory

[stray pelican]

btw u muslim?

[frank wyvern]

sometimes strong words are the best words

[bold nebula]

NAH

[stray pelican]

yep

[wicked arrow]

I kinda understand whathcu sayin but like 😭

[tame loom]

good

[wicked arrow]

Yur

[sly minnow]

This is crazy why is imaan so frrayk5

[subtle hare]

hell yeah‼️‼️

[stray pelican]

then go learn arabic >:[

[wicked arrow]

Na3m

[wicked arrow]

Teach me!?!

[subtle hare]

LMAO

[stray pelican]

in all seriousness, i honestly dont know how to teach a language but as u learn and need any help id be glad to offer any help

[sly minnow]

This shit is crazy but I've prolly said worse to you with blaze

[vital dragon]

Do you speak a specific dialect or just formal

[wicked arrow]

Firstly I don’t LEARN languages I just grab onto it when people talk to me and translate it ygm

[sly minnow]

@bright folio bro helpun is IGCSE kid we are going to jail

[frank wyvern]

he knows

[bold nebula]

okay guys Italiano lesson no. 1 repeat after me say " ti amo"

[sly minnow]

HE KNOWS??!!! I DIDNT KNOW

[frank wyvern]

I'm saying it

fuck yourself

[stray pelican]

i speak egyptian but i understand most dialects and can def speak standard fusha

[frank wyvern]

(can't say kill)

[stray pelican]

imo learning arabic is essential for any muslim

[sly minnow]

Real I got muted so many times

[vital dragon]

Are you egyptian

[stray pelican]

you'll gain soooo much

[stray pelican]

yep

[wicked arrow]

Yes I know but like teach me I beg of you 😭 I’ll take anything

[vital dragon]

me too

[pearl prawn]

mee too rahhh

[wicked arrow]

Shhh I asked first

[honest anchor]

STOP

[stray pelican]

i honestly dont know any material but try ur best to search

[frank wyvern]

I told a mod to suicide n they never muted 💔💔

[bold nebula]

~warn @frank wyvern mf is always rude to me

[worn oar]

Warned h3lpmebro#0 (Case #4677) (user notified with a direct message)

[vital dragon]

no i meant im egyptian too

[tame loom]

ay me too, the most egyptian here

[honest anchor]

IM NOTT

[wicked arrow]

I want the unfiltered version of Arabic

[sly minnow]

DROWN URSELR

[frank wyvern]

hehehe

[frank wyvern]

LOL

[stray pelican]

SHUT UR TRAP

[sly minnow]

I have screenshots bud

[wicked arrow]

Ohhhh teach me habibi 🤧

[pearl prawn]

didnt expecttt thiss cryingggg

[tame loom]

nnahhhh

[frank wyvern]

metro boomin want some more

[stray pelican]

the only version youll find as material is fusha

[honest anchor]

lets not get political vro

[frank wyvern]

goin to the jeweler busy an AP yeah

[near smelt]

econ's gonna have a proble with that

[sly minnow]

CAN T SAY THE NEXT THING

[wicked arrow]

Elaborate

[sly minnow]

LETS GET political

[near smelt]

even tho he knows nothing abt their history

[stray pelican]

dialects are just locally spoken and not officially taught

[sly minnow]

Just like I use my calc

[stray pelican]

every arabic speaker learnt fusha tho

[sly minnow]

GUYS IF YOU ARE NEW CALC IS SHIRT FOR CALCULATOR

[wicked arrow]

Yes so just talk to me in it it’s so simple

[honest anchor]

its sad how we cant go ban for ban i have nothing on u

[sly minnow]

Chill I'm just using SPANG

[tame loom]

i forgot the name of the pyramids

[vital dragon]

lesson num one: you address females as habebti not habibi

[stray pelican]

im a male.

[wicked arrow]

I know that 😭

[near smelt]

💀

[pearl prawn]

any1 understand pashto

[near smelt]

||for now||

[sly minnow]

Ye cause I'm not freaky 😭 I'm only freaky with dudes and Biharis unfortunately

[vital dragon]

I was talking to delulu

[stray pelican]

wtf

[sly minnow]

Both Dinesh and andra

[honest anchor]

chat if you just joined and you dont know what calc means it short for calculator

[sly minnow]

😭

[sly minnow]

Guys we are using SLANG don't get mad

[stray pelican]

wait ur a a female?

[near smelt]

hm? did I say smth?

[frank wyvern]

what

[near smelt]

hi

[sly minnow]

Female 😭😭

[wicked arrow]

Call me mia

[tame loom]

oh, i thought i got super active

[stray pelican]

what indeed

[bold nebula]

@stray pelican how do you say smd in arabic

[vital dragon]

yeah

[frank wyvern]

💀

[stray pelican]

bro talks too formally lmao

[vital dragon]

k

[frank wyvern]

crazy

[opaque lance]

HE K

[sly minnow]

Bro is bro

[tame loom]

i dont wanna say it here

[opaque lance]

I STEPPED ON A NEEDLE

[wicked arrow]

I’m being nice 😭

[stray pelican]

uuuuuh its very inappropriate

[opaque lance]

😞

[sly minnow]

Reminds me of I stepped on a bee

Peak timws

[bold nebula]

dms

[opaque lance]

was the bee ok

[stray pelican]

how the hell

[frank wyvern]

yuhh

[bold nebula]

nvm I'll ask axer

[frank wyvern]

yikes

get well soon 🎉🎉🎉

[stray pelican]

@tame loom do the honours

[opaque lance]

arigato gozaimasu helpi-chan

[sly minnow]

I understand why bro talks like this now

Bro is a youngin

[near smelt]

now Im curious

[frank wyvern]

I'm gonna harass you

[bold nebula]

axer dms

[near smelt]

tell

[honest anchor]

rip 🐔 (couldnt find the 🕊️)

[opaque lance]

i pulled the needle out and my feet started crying red tears :(

poor feet

[frank wyvern]

goofy ahh anime emoji

[stray pelican]

i cant everbring myself to say such vile words

[sly minnow]

Ok kid whatever you wanna say

[sly minnow]

Rip kingvon gone too late 😭🙏🔥

He looking up at us rn

[near smelt]

🧍 boo hoo
now tell me

plss

[stray pelican]

no.

[frank wyvern]

king Von at his best:

[honest anchor]

king von top 5 most peaceful rappers

[frank wyvern]

the mf be looking up at us tf

[sly minnow]

Prime kingvon can best goku

[near smelt]

هز ديكي

[vital dragon]

just google it

[sly minnow]

My goat for a reason

[frank wyvern]

y'all saw the people claiming king Vons sister got pregnant by chief keef

like

[near smelt]

aww

[sly minnow]

WHAT

[frank wyvern]

ts mf finna be the final boss of O Bloxk

[sly minnow]

Nah my fyp is jonkler

[stray pelican]

shake my rooster???

[frank wyvern]

allegedly

[sly minnow]

I don't care

[opaque lance]

don’t force bro to say vulgar shi just use google translate

[sly minnow]

I'm ai with the brajds

[honest anchor]

why so srs

[near smelt]

google

[stray pelican]

google translate cant figure out smth so vulgar

[sly minnow]

Hein??

BRO

[stray pelican]

hein??

[sly minnow]

Hein means like HUH? in english

[stray pelican]

lol damn

[opaque lance]

i know what it is bc of my brother’s friends

[near smelt]

@tame loom how do u say smd?

[opaque lance]

STEP ON IT BURN IT KILL IT #HASANATS

[stray pelican]

ik it cuz of random classmates

[frank wyvern]

ong

[sly minnow]

Chill it's jus a lizard

[stray pelican]

RAAAAAH FRRRR

[stray pelican]

theres a hadith abt it

[honest anchor]

nawr in Islam we're supposed to kill them

[stray pelican]

exactly

[sly minnow]

I see

[opaque lance]

fun fact ^_^ killing a lizard is acc rewarding due to the contagious diseases they spread if they were to land on your food

[stray pelican]

reason behind this

[vital dragon]

why

[honest anchor]

but we protect spiders right

i think

[near smelt]

sad

[opaque lance]

ion care that little bum traumatised me when i was little

[sly minnow]

Ye cause they are goated and get rid of shitty other bugs

[opaque lance]

once upon a time

i found a lizard egg

i thought it was candy

[stray pelican]

is that when the kuffar were burning prophet ibrahim a.s the lizard would try to increase the flame, so the prophet told us to kill them on sight

[opaque lance]

so i offered it to my cousin

😺

[honest anchor]

subhanAllah 😭

[opaque lance]

she’s alive dw chat

[stray pelican]

not necessarily, the story of the spider at the cave of thawr isnt authentic at all and is considered a bidaah to "protect spiders"

[vital dragon]

so now all lizards have to die?

[honest anchor]

ahhh okay thank you for the info

[stray pelican]

not all mainly el bors

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to yasseen_kamel!

[stray pelican]

if u see one just kill it

[vital dragon]

lol i give it too my cat

[opaque lance]

i just grab them with a tissue covered in bug spray and gently place them outside :3

[honest anchor]

i just spray them with bug spray till they die

[opaque lance]

absolutely not
j the ones you find at home

[honest anchor]

seasoning them fr

[stray pelican]

i take pics of them cuz why not

[oak olive]

are we killing insects?

[stray pelican]

i took a vid of a spider rolling up an ant

[bold nebula]

no

[oak olive]

when can I kill a cockroach?

[oak olive]

here comes one

[bold nebula]

are you calling me an insect ?

[vital dragon]

probably now unless you want it to reproduce and fill your house

[oak olive]

I am calling you a roach on my chicken

[honest anchor]

I mightve cooked on my p.e test btw

[bold nebula]

take it back before you regret it

[stray pelican]

p.e test??

[sly minnow]

W

[oak olive]

I want to spray some of the insecticide on it 🤤

[sly minnow]

🔥

[oak olive]

ok im sowwy alan

[opaque lance]

i acc do have some cool spider pics in snapchat
just like how criminals have their pic taken before excution

[oak olive]

u are very great hooman

[sly minnow]

Ye it's an IGCSE subject officially she even showed us a book

[bold nebula]

~ban

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Missing required argument: user
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[stray pelican]

epic

[honest anchor]

yh 😭
Tmrw is physical p.e test im gonna fail drastically

[oak olive]

WYHY DOYOU STILLH AVE BAN PERMS

ARENT YOU DEMOTEDF NOW

[stray pelican]

the crap???

[bold nebula]

so ?

[sly minnow]

What does this mean chat

[oak olive]

NO BAN PERMS

[bold nebula]

I have more power than mods

[oak olive]

BAD ALAN

[sly minnow]

For real

[stray pelican]

gotta stay halal bro

[oak olive]

2 straight men right?

[sly minnow]

For real

[stray pelican]

it means ur a good halal boi

[sly minnow]

Ye

[bold nebula]

~level @lusty bridge

[worn oar]

The permission level of silkatouch#0 is 50

[bold nebula]

~level

[worn oar]

The permission level of akiioxo#0 is 999

[near smelt]

hmm

[oak olive]

knew it

definitely

[near smelt]

whoa

[oak olive]

thats like me talking with my pookie boo (homies)

[honest anchor]

i think bro wants v bucks or smth idk ignore it fr

[oak olive]

so ummm alan I was thinking about.......

yk....... giving me a permission level of.... 100?

[near smelt]

just be amod

[oak olive]

P.S. I cant

I am blacklisted

[stray pelican]

#andraformod

[near smelt]

oh.

[honest anchor]

what did u do man

[oak olive]

real

[oak olive]

I would ask for a mod for my history

but doesn't look like one is online rn

[stray pelican]

i remember

[oak olive]

💀

[honest anchor]

silka is

[sly minnow]

For real Ill just gift bro the free gay shit epic handsout

[bold nebula]

this acc?

[oak olive]

this and @opaque lance

[bold nebula]

okay one second

[oak olive]

Both have committed warcrimes

[honest anchor]

a week ago

😭🙏

[sly minnow]

Alan plug in the command for my history as well

[oak olive]

P.S. there were more

Crazy thing is

[sly minnow]

These are crazy offences

[oak olive]

I didn't offend anything for 3 months

and then I went into offence mode

[opaque lance]

i was boiling eggs n somehow burnt them

[oak olive]

Committed warcrimes for next 2 months straight

[honest anchor]

this pretty decent

[oak olive]

crazy

[opaque lance]

maybe i wasn’t made for the kitchen after all

[honest anchor]

me too Alan

[vital lintel]

how do you burn eggs through boiling

[stray pelican]

how.

how can you

[stray pelican]

fr bruh

[opaque lance]

the water evaporated 😭

[vital lintel]

💀

[stray pelican]

how do u mess up so bad

[honest anchor]

vel stay out of the kitchen

[oak olive]

so uhhhh

isnt that

what its

supposed to do

[sly minnow]

Dawg

[opaque lance]

nooo i acc make good food :(

[vital lintel]

crack the egg

[stray pelican]

vel, respectfully, delete the kitchen

[bold nebula]

~removerole @bold nebula 572709257036955649

[worn oar]

Removed role Community Moderator from @bold nebula (akiioxo#0, 1196890221300699189)!

[vital lintel]

First run it through cold water

[sly minnow]

😭🙏

[opaque lance]

it’s as hot as a coal

[sly minnow]

What

[oak olive]

damn

[honest anchor]

boiled eggs aint one of em

[bold nebula]

funny how I demoted myself

[vital lintel]

run it through cold water

[opaque lance]

😔

[oak olive]

crazy

[stray pelican]

human food aint one of them

[opaque lance]

yh what i’m doing, hopefully it’s edible ^_^

[bold nebula]

okay byeee

[sly minnow]

Bro listen boil water place eggs leave for 5 minutes take eggs out place in ice cold water peel and eat

[oak olive]

maybe poison is one of em

[stray pelican]

perhaps fr

[oak olive]

I would like to taste vel's food sometime

[stray pelican]

i just feel it

[vital lintel]

If you're burning egg through boiling then I don't think it's edible 💀

[sly minnow]

3 minutes if you want soft boiled or sum

[oak olive]

maybe have a full course meal

[stray pelican]

like i just feel when the times right

[honest anchor]

same vro

[opaque lance]

let’s taste and see 😺

[vital dragon]

well that's surprising

[stray pelican]

SHES BAAAACK

PRETTIEST CAT FR

[vital lintel]

let us know if it's edible

[opaque lance]

she’s my daughter

[opaque lance]

if i don’t come back the answer is clear.

[honest anchor]

if she'll survive that is

[sly minnow]

Nice car

[opaque lance]

thank u

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to warped8!

[stray pelican]

i need to catnap

[vital lintel]

Alright

Alright

[bold nebula]

I want a black jubba it looks cool

[opaque lance]

she’s terrified of other cats

[stray pelican]

OMG SHES SO DAMN CUTE

THATS INSANE

ITS UNREAL WTH

[opaque lance]

😭

[stray pelican]

THE EYES DUDE

[sly minnow]

Guys I low-key play s small Indie game you mightve not heard of it it's made by a small company

[long saffron]

hey guys

[sly minnow]

Overwatch

[sly minnow]

Hello

[vital dragon]

my guy is probably having cuteness overload rn

[opaque lance]

pouch v2 this was my old cat and that kitten looks so much like her

[opaque lance]

marbles

[long saffron]

how are u doing

[stray pelican]

precisely, just look at the damn cat

[long saffron]

it looks cool

[stray pelican]

yall are not appreciating the car enough

[long saffron]

why????

[opaque lance]

the first cat is hilter reborn

[stray pelican]

tis too cute for "it looks cool"

[opaque lance]

he has a moustache

[stray pelican]

ive seen so many kitlers fr

[sly minnow]

I'm fine supposed to be studying chem but don't feel like it

[tame loom]

Where is audio? 🙁

[opaque lance]

[honest anchor]

okay guys gn stay safe

[opaque lance]

of me saying “i love u my sweet small baby”? muted 💀

[long saffron]

me too but am tired

[stray pelican]

[vital dragon]

this cat's male right

[opaque lance]

i think the passer byes were terrified of my chants

[opaque lance]

probably

[tame loom]

😂 😂 😂

ok that's fine

[opaque lance]

prob not

[stray pelican]

looks masculine enough ngl

[opaque lance]

if it’s a male the balls r too small

🙏

def a female

[stray pelican]

[opaque lance]

DONT ASK HOW IL

IL

IK

[vital dragon]

Yeah that's why I like female cats. theyr cuter

[opaque lance]

i had to check before misgendering

[sly minnow]

U 2

[stray pelican]

fr cuter facial features

[opaque lance]

misgendering in 2024 can get u in jail

[tame loom]

i wanna check too to make sure if you are correct

[sly minnow]

Not here tho yal stay safe

[stray pelican]

classic westernisation

[opaque lance]

HEY

you don’t look there

audhubillah

i didn’t look there i just asked her

[tame loom]

😭

[opaque lance]

she said

[stray pelican]

bro gonna lower his gaze for the cat

[vital dragon]

yeah but cant say the same for personality. Male cats are more friendly

[opaque lance]

i’m balless

[tame loom]

respecting cats' privacy :(

[stray pelican]

ngl real, tho ive seen male cats with similar cuteness

[stray pelican]

he may had his balls removed

[tame loom]

^^

vel, chill

[opaque lance]

from my 5 years of raising different types of cats i can confidently tell u that most male cats are more loyal, wouldn’t just love u for food

female cats

at least the ones i had

[stray pelican]

female cats are savages fr

[opaque lance]

i’m gonna cry man

they were so lovely

every night we’d cuddle

[stray pelican]

W cars

[opaque lance]

my beloved cat passed away right next to me :(

[tame loom]

i was gonna say something (like bam), but nahh

[opaque lance]

i could’ve saved her but i didn’t know about the medication

but i was able to save one of her children from dying

[stray pelican]

too much bam influence

[opaque lance]

they had the same disease

[tame loom]

lmao

[vital dragon]

right. My cat only shows that she loves me when I have food or when she wants to sleep

[opaque lance]

huh 😭

[stray pelican]

yall lucky as hell

i want a cat fr

[opaque lance]

💀

my cat

lemme just call her

bonny

bonny was a feral

she would run away if i was 5 feet away from her

but just in 2 months she started sleeping on my lap

UGH CATS ARE TOO LOVELY

[stray pelican]

fr bruh

i need a cat so bad

[vital dragon]

Do you want a dog?

[stray pelican]

ew astaghfirullah

i dont need security at the very least

[opaque lance]

each time i have a cat convo i remember this ridiculous statement someone told me b4

“you’re probably a messiah that’s why animals love you”

LMAOOOOOO

it’s some dude from this server i forgot their user 😭

[vital dragon]

haha

[opaque lance]

he sounded so serious

[vital dragon]

Dogs are very loyal, and they love you more than cats do. I dont understand why they are haram

[vital dragon]

whats your cats name

[stray pelican]

their saliva is najasa
and their presence in ones home removes a kirat of 7asanat each day for the owner

[opaque lance]

they are a creation of God
not exactly ‘haram’ just impure so we muslims don’t take them as pets

[sly minnow]

Cars love Me for sum reason

[opaque lance]

unless it’s for security purposes

[stray pelican]

exactly its perfectly fine for security and guide dogs

[sturdy blaze]

cars love old grannys

[opaque lance]

i love dogs they’re super cute

just wouldn’t have them as pets

even if they weren’t impure

they’re too energetic for me 😭

[stray pelican]

yo congrats for rep

[opaque lance]

they love me cuz i offer food 💔 except for bonny she was my day 1

[vital dragon]

true. It honestly feels like my dog has 24/7 sugar rush

[opaque lance]

oh i don’t actually have a cat i just feed and pamper cats outside

[tame loom]

Watch me, I'm just 20 reps away

So close

[opaque lance]

cutie

[stray pelican]

insane

[tame loom]

After 5 years

Finally gonna reach there

[opaque lance]

the kitten u just saw

she’s called puff :3

[vital dragon]

Aww that is such a cute name. My cat's called belila

[opaque lance]

oh i need to feed her

[stray pelican]

belila is insane

[opaque lance]

oo that’s a unique name

[stray pelican]

its a bean lmaoooo

[opaque lance]

interesting

[vital dragon]

haha. Its oats actually

[stray pelican]

oats is shofan

[sturdy blaze]

naming cats after food? do you happen to be chinese

[somber sky]

do all of u have cats or smt

how did u convince ur parents dudes

[stray pelican]

i couldnt lol

i failed

[opaque lance]

i couldnt but i raised them regardless

[somber sky]

same bro same

[opaque lance]

js outside or in my yard

[somber sky]

hmm we used to take care of one too

but then it died

[tame loom]

I did try and I failed too

[opaque lance]

my condolences :(

[somber sky]

from a kidney disease

[somber sky]

thx

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to vslyi!

[tame loom]

Then i gave up

[somber sky]

😭🫂

[opaque lance]

raising cats outside aint fun tho bc

THEYLL FOLLOW U EVERYWHERE

even when they’re not hungry

they demand pats

[somber sky]

stop it ur making me jealous

[vital dragon]

wow you have so many

[sturdy blaze]

LMAO its like raisig a cult

[opaque lance]

just find some outside there are plenty

[opaque lance]

they r my cult members

[somber sky]

there are dogs here

[opaque lance]

the cult keeps expanding everyday

[somber sky]

not cats

and cows

[tame loom]

they saw you as a pet too

[somber sky]

ya 👍

[somber sky]

there's always a cow

[opaque lance]

the black one got sick few days ago
i fed it some cough syrup and bro started biting grass bc it tasted so disgusting 😭 alhamdulilah shes better

[whole coral]

ur their gang leader boi

[opaque lance]

gasp

[somber sky]

allhumdulilah allhumdulilah

[opaque lance]

plot twist: they think they’re the leaders

[whole coral]

internal gang wars 🗣️ 🔥

[vital dragon]

what were you thinking. You cant give a cat human medicine.

[opaque lance]

it was specifically for cats

flu medication

u think i’m crazy 😭

[whole coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-nurse-cute-adorable-gif-4068686058965544338

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[somber sky]

🤣🤣

[opaque lance]

she had the same disease as my old cat

[tame loom]

I had the same thought tho

[azure summit]

hi chat

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[vital dragon]

Oh ok good.

[opaque lance]

so when i saw those symptoms i quickly took action

[opaque lance]

food poisoning

[tame loom]

@charred summit look at me growing :)

[opaque lance]

what’s funny is id crush all kinds of herbs and feed it to them back in the days when i couldn’t convince my dad to get meds for them lol

[somber sky]

dude that's so sweetttt

[azure summit]

wow that's crazy

[prisma salmon]

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[whole coral]

e

[opaque lance]

though they never made it

[somber sky]

atleast u tried thoughh

[opaque lance]

my neighbours would poison my cats without my knowledge lol

[sturdy blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/non-canon-dc-worldwide-gif-25576546

[vital dragon]

Im so sorry

[whole coral]

tf

[somber sky]

wth

[sturdy blaze]

evil sht

[opaque lance]

i lost 4 adult cats in one month

coincidence?

[whole coral]

...

[opaque lance]

oh later on 3 more kittens

[whole coral]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-groundhog-ray-gif-13169089

[sturdy blaze]

not the kittens wth

[opaque lance]

they complained ab my cats several times when i never owned them

they’re literally strays

[vital dragon]

Now I'm worried cause my cat usually jumps to the neighbours house. She litterally came back With a kfc chicken wing which she probably stole

[whole coral]

[opaque lance]

so when they couldn’t do anything ab it they decided to mix some bug poison into food n offer

[whole coral]

shit

[opaque lance]

LMAO

w cat

my cats would get me dead birds

[somber sky]

why would they even do that

[opaque lance]

or roaches

[somber sky]

do they not have a soul

[somber sky]

WTH

ahhh yess

i remember my cat bringing a pigeon in the house

fun times

[opaque lance]

ppl r evil man

i was wondering why there was always food next to our house

each time i got closer to the plates they straight up REEKED of bug poison

[somber sky]

fuck them dude

[opaque lance]

theyre acc gifting it to you

[somber sky]

ik ik was still disgusting though

[vital dragon]

I know the things they come back with is crazy. Yesterday she came back with a huge chameleon. Whats funny is when ever she catches something she has to come in and show it to me, but if i get too close she growls as if I want to steal her catch

[somber sky]

it was a fresh kill to

[azure summit]

that cat likes u

u should do the same

[opaque lance]

“hey look what i got u”

[azure summit]

give him a pigeon

[opaque lance]

too cute

worst part is when the animal they bring turns out being alive.

[azure summit]

even better

make it another pet

[somber sky]

he brought a rat once

[azure summit]

infinite pet glitch

[somber sky]

it was smt

my mom was all over the place 😂😂😂

[opaque lance]

victim of my cats abuse

[somber sky]

R.I.P to him

[vital dragon]

My cat is cruel ngl. She likes to torture her catch. She would torment it until it died

[opaque lance]

he somehow flew away 😭 i checked him and there were so severe internal injuries just lost feathers

[opaque lance]

so cute

[somber sky]

ohhhh ok

[sturdy blaze]

cats paying off social debt

[vital dragon]

no its not lol

[sturdy blaze]

they alrdy better than some ppl

[opaque lance]

that’s how they are

tigers n lions too

they play with their pray until its dead

kinda cute kinda evil

[somber sky]

...

[azure summit]

cat family

[somber sky]

i think the cats have done smt to u

[opaque lance]

at the end of the day how can u think they’re evil JUST LOOK AT HER

[azure summit]

could say the same about humans

[opaque lance]

pouch would

😤

[azure summit]

imagine a fourth dimensional being looking at us

the simulation they created

[opaque lance]

i can’t lie pouch was a model

[bold nebula]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-78NT6yOuk/?igsh=dmZ1bHZjdTMwNjVh

my fav calc teacher totally recommend him

[opaque lance]

thanks alan very helpful

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to akiioxo!

[bold nebula]

nws

[somber sky]

stoppp my heart

[opaque lance]

@vital lintel the burnt egg is edible 💀

[somber sky]

😭😭 i want one

[opaque lance]

the inside was okay

[opaque lance]

kidnap one from da streets they’re everywhere

[somber sky]

not in my areaaa

[opaque lance]

awhh

[somber sky]

this place is just filled with scary ass dogs

[opaque lance]

i got pouch from my school bc she reminded me of one of my dead cats

[opaque lance]

😭

[azure summit]

you're scary

[somber sky]

one of them ligit looks like scar

from lion king

[somber sky]

yaaa

[opaque lance]

dogs have their own territory in some places here

ur right they’re tall n scary

😭

[somber sky]

there are three kittens in my school they roam around everywhere with their're mama

[opaque lance]

one was attacking a puppy

[opaque lance]

so cute

[somber sky]

bro one attacked my house help

she was bleeding everywhere

freaking traumatized

and the worst part is those same dogs are always near the place the bus comes

😭 and our bus aunty keeps telling us to run when the dogs would be right next to us

[opaque lance]

🙁

[opaque lance]

stay safe

[somber sky]

she's fine though

[somber sky]

thx love

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to vslyi!

[opaque lance]

keep a pepper spray with u 😭

[somber sky]

lmaooo

[opaque lance]

not all dogs are like this tho

some are genuinely so sweet

[somber sky]

ya there's one chill dog but the rest of them are crazy

[near smelt]

wouldnt be better if they made
pepper spray mixed with shatterd glass?

[stray pelican]

bananas

[near smelt]

more effective

[somber sky]

tru tru

[stray pelican]

im back from isha

[opaque lance]

good idea but i don’t think that would come out from the spray rather it would jam the pipe

[opaque lance]

welcome back brethren

[stray pelican]

what even is this convo

what did i just walk into

[opaque lance]

evil dogs

[somber sky]

pepper spray

glass

👍

[vital dragon]

I mean what stray animal is feral? Have you seen stray cats, they looking terrfying. When I see them them then look at my cat, it's honestly as if they aren't even the same specie

[near smelt]

ohh
they could make the piees smaller
or they could mix the y pepper with a mild acid

[sturdy blaze]

pepper spray is temporary. blinding your eye is eternal

[stray pelican]

them dogs be waiting for me at fajr

[opaque lance]

interesting

[stray pelican]

stray cats are adorable
all cats are cute

[opaque lance]

they tryna join u in prayer after realising fajr gives u so much reward

[near smelt]

peppper sprray is used in defense
so if you need pepper spra the person prolly deserves it

so idc

[somber sky]

naa most of the street cats I've met were so sweet

[opaque lance]

NO THEY AINT

[stray pelican]

better not spread their najasa in the masjid tsk tsk

[opaque lance]

some morbidly obese cat once bit me bc he thought i was stealing his food

[sturdy blaze]

it can alsobe used as a weapon

[stray pelican]

????

[opaque lance]

they’ll wear a mask to not drool 😔

[stray pelican]

bastard

[near smelt]

welp
good luck to them then

[stray pelican]

cats are always cute

[opaque lance]

cries

[opaque lance]

!!

[somber sky]

exactly

[stray pelican]

arent the ones u take care of strays aslun

[near smelt]

acid could be used too
just a mild mild one

[opaque lance]

some can be so mean

[sturdy blaze]

no a weapon against the victims

[near smelt]

I know.

[opaque lance]

there’s a ginger cat outside who bullies all my kittens

everyday

for fun

[near smelt]

I was joking