#chat-lounge
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I CRYING
bananas
Heck no I will never marry this early lol
bro you wanna see her belly go ahead only people with correct minds do so and im not just a wanne be an ig kid yeah plz stop being jealous bro , didnt mean nthin bad
π what are you talking about
my fav minion hiii
bro tf you saying
Sheβs 3β€οΈ
What are u talking about lol
no who is ur avtar that ur commenting on mine stop bruh itl be better for you mann
raaah hru
Is it your child fr π I can't belive this
I was talking abt the ig thingπ
what wre you talking abt??
ππ shakespeare
Im good
wby??
LMFAOOOO
A teenager having a baby
im well alhamdulilah
It is fr sweet brother ππ
oh
π
sauron is getting molested tonight
the guys like shutup no one likes me , it could get the guy banned from well asking for a belly pic i was telling him not to and then this f'in bastard comes outta nowhere
lovely
are u okay
why are you assuming my gender?
Well one advantage is that you'll be old 90 years old and your daughter will be 70 and she can still call u mother
bhai im not assuming no ones gender just it isnt nice to do so
you identify as beautifuldont mind me )
Report for spamming
the chat is confusing me
let it be , some shit ass typing error
Jesus
theres my second fav discordian
Jesus saves my eyes
JESUS
its just cats kissing calm down
okay bro ur rlly funny ha ha
π
one day ur a muslim and one day ur a christian π
exaclty
when isnt it confusing
kisses
its extra confusing today
thereβs my favourite lesbian discordian. ππ₯°
ayooooo
I litwrrly was about to puke
my point still stands
π hiii hruu

do you have a mental fucking problm
I'm nobody
@lunar zephyr how old are you
true
and then they kiss
I am good now. ππ
π
boy he bout to touch you
yayayya
how did the test go?
I've seen woman pregnant belly before why ppl are overreacting
EXACTLY
nah man dont wanna have that happen
Sheesh. Mental is fucking problem? What a world we live in
it will.
ive made woman pregnant b4 whats the issue
LMAO I DIDNT GO
point
what is th issue here
whats the issue with what im so confused
um... ohkay...
Woman being pregenanat is normal
normalise man being pregnant too
ah yes, welcome to the natural reproduction of humans
basically ani said she is pregant and me being a normal person asked to see her belly
anf then this weirdass IG guy
ask in dms π
Only one with testicular cancer
started attacking me
it is just a way of saying it besides a freind of mine told me to write that srry
and
LMFAO
BUT GIRL ISNT PART OF YOU GPA OR GDA WTV U CALL IT??
why not here
assuming my gender
we dont judge
i mean u can ask her here to send u in dms yk
how tf is that beingnormal?
IT IS π
thats ehat i meant
Am I cooked?
yes
THAT IS NORMLA???
Phak
how is not normal
π girl
obviously she isnt gonna send her belly in the SWRVER
how tf yall think u were born π
EXACTLY
WTF?
Omg I can't belive ppl here are so close minded they're over reacting on asking pic of pregnant woman
server me
why did chat made me think that was what u wanted 
rip
OBVIOUSLY NOT
If I were to ask a stranger I met online
to see her pregnant belly
I'd be ship to the mental ward
AYEIN??
WHAT IS HAPPENINT IN CL BRO
I can see who's still immature
my guy im in university lol
she said she wanted to be my friend
wat type of kink is that
so idt we are strangers
idek i came here and found one heck of a confusing chat
bro
ππ
FRIENDS DONT ASK THAT
i barely change my pfp
isrg
dinesh what bot did you develop
ask @near smelt
why do you have to make everything sexual maybe you are the issue
she keeps begging me to change it
MIMI IF YOU WERE PREGNANT AND I ASKED TO SEE YOU BELLY
mommy waifu asmr
what ?
abt how i barely change my pfp
dinesh was confused cuz of it lol
i refer
holy shit
cuz batman pfp
I am the issue yes
but I also find tha thwole thing weird
sexual or not
Yk ppl can be pregnant naturally?
and its called a joke
why r u sexualizing pregnant bellies bam
oh how
I BEGGED YOU TO CHANGE ITBUT NOO
where do I apply
get off discord
I AM NOT WTF
i didnt ask to see someones belly
He find pregnant woman sexual??????? Bro your mom is disappointed
why are you sexualizing pregnant women??
πππ½
wth indeed
I'm not
learn sense pls
Bro pin this person opinion
Okay mister calm down plz π
srsly
Letβs move on
mister
stop assuming my gender
i am not a mister
:BeatSaber:
Imagine everybody mom see this chat
how to girls sexualize pregnant bellies?
we hate them
well not all of us
mister nhi toh sister
okay young maiden
i never mentioned my gender so stop assuming
I call everyone a mister get over it maam
That'll be disappointed
please stop
fine dude chill
no stop it
π
STOPP
PLZ
stop what
Im literally not saying anything
crazy opinions
yallare weird
plz chill man
Anywayssdss
I like French fries
danish fries better
just trynna get that mommy wife asmr bot access π
whyd you get mad on me tho when i first commented , due to me being an ig kid??
Wdym
as a joke
@charred summit
how many synonyms to mom you could find
i luv my ig peeps
yeah i didnt take it n a bad way but its okay bro
I don't like brats π
If it was a danish brother, it wouldnβt have happned
Smt like that
sauron well idfk what to write soo uhh i did sauron
ahhh
huh?
what wouldnt have happened
Idk what heβs saying
I'll eat kimah karele with roti
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
π
(β―Β°β‘Β°)β―οΈ΅ β»ββ»
β¬ββ¬γ( ΒΊ _ ΒΊγ)
He's best villain he never moves an inch
Sauron will be looking at me in sussy way nowadays
yeah ur correct
π
its a tiktok meme
ooo yay
π
oh.
danish bhai hote toh
aisa nhi hone dete
whats up with chat and pregnancies today
what
I found this so scary as a kid
why is alan impregnating ppl except me
U don't like pregnant woman
oh my days
Can we fucking move on plz
πππ
what the fuck

no I would never impregnate lass
π inter
me when
OH MY DAYS
no bruv dont bring it back
ALL THIS PREGNANT TALK
but I will impregnate you
great we're back it
WHAT HAS CL BECOM
bro no shutup
π₯°
π
yall wanna get pregnant or sm? what the hell is going on?
π»
no u
me first
ovulation I guess
I was looking at his eyes intensely when I was kid I thought I could see myself in his eyes
π₯°
that sounded wrong thats why
Literally. Whatβs up with cl today
cl ovulating
go back dont slack
well duh it was supposed to be
U gotta ask yourself that question lol
this is ur sign inter
dw I flirt with everyone here
ur competitor
gonna go out and walk
π I thought if I stared at it for too long
it'll come for me in my sleep
im going to kill myself
We are very diffrenet indeed
no one is overtaking me
exactly
π‘π‘
if i finish last there will be no one to overtake me
Sauron I'm taking bath stop staring at me
1+5
adios
is the description of you being 6 feet tall , 'sugar daddy' idolization or...
you know Im a girl right?
curve fitting parabola shit
U should always do math bro
hes sniffs wattpad for bld
yup
easy shit fr
@alpine depot ππ
avid wattpad reader
plw thru it
Didn't know that sorry you won't hate pregnant woman when you can be one. I'm so dumb
ong
π wtf
easiest maths course ive taken lwk
haha yup thats gets him high enough to flirt with everyone now he's gone off and needs anotha dose
yk
bro i shoulda taken electrical eng fuck this shit
why did u take ee wtf
i say as
i shouldve
Woah bro don't say that newton crested this please respect it do it with enthusiasm as if your discovering calculus
taken
i took ece
ee
electronic computational
It's true isn't
ee + cs
ya
is that
Interesting
It's basically computer device in electrical engineering
just bcus girls can get preg doesnt mean all of them like it
thats wy hystorectomy exists
these elec electives r actually
idk how to spell
brain-dead
Oooh boi you wanna be single. Wait I'm coming over to your house
i miss my childish cs courses
Wtfβ¦
I'm doing AS computer science
pls stick to cs
no mimi you are too halal to flirt with also I don't want you to be accused of reverse pedophilia
if u can code decently
Adios
come close to my home and ill dip your balls in acid
NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT U BAFOON
FUCK YOU MONEY
I MEANT AS IN VELV AINT THE ONLY ONE
thats crazy
ππ
bro wait you pinged velv
God damn fuck it
Nevermind β π sorry
shit i aint even complainin
the font confused me
the labs here are so sophisticated i could bust to em
yupπ
anw @alpine depot ly dw
I am a halal child π
why is alan lwk flirting w rvery1
:BeatSaber:
wattpad arc
i read liht saber
High key bro
come over I'll show u why
That shiat ainβt lowkey
our public uni aint got a single ac unit
b free education so idm
starwars bedroom edition
π
our bedroom edition >>>>
what you smokin bro
meow
need sm of that shi
you'll be my first
π π»
π
you bbg
Oh god
tongue
cat
that was smooth as fuck i aint even gon lie
nuh
goldmans oa was yesterday
ok bye chat I need to stop now 
bye cutie
ive spent
maths time adios
career certs
security runs on these
some are gatekeeping certs
and some are actually useful
you aint gettin a single job without a sec+
i do have cissp, but its not very relevant to my work anymore
also it took me a WHILE to get
πππ½
im getting ghfc soon
github practitioner cert
and like gcp mayb
b thats it
that is so fucking random ain even gon lie
ikr
most useful cert was probably wpe and lpe
i use those on a daily basis
the knowledge from it*
nah
hmm
Kerala kimah is delicious
never
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
hmm
WTF I JUST SAW THIS
BAM WTHHHHHH
average bam
have some pigeons
Cute
those bastards made me wait so long so i can take that pic
theyd keep faking me
by doing those mini hops
the crap
i def didnβt tie him up for those feet pics
baby pigeons are so silly
wait wut
erm
he was willing to give consent in return for some treats
there are these too
this fella was one of my fav pigeons
riiiight, pigeon sexual assault
EXCUSE ME
u tied him up and took feet pics of lil bro
pigeons have hairstyles too
nuh uh
@charred summit wake ur ass up
i got selected for the BISJ mun
well erm shortlisted
Excuse me? U okay?
Damn bro, bet these pics are taken from dslr
lmao yea
i sent a lot of pics here over time
Amazing talent fr
Birds pics?
meh it comes by just going around everywhere with a cam in ur hand lol
tis fun fr
So u didnβt learn?
Bro thatβs mind blowing!!
Ping
@high epoch one of my favs
stfu disrespectful ahh kid #nolifer
nah i just learned more as i shot more yk
These r fire bro

Wait a minβ¦.ππ I hope u didnβt take ss from nasa website
nah it was a stack of 140 pics in bortle 2
i went to the desert for this lol
So no professional course or anything. Then how do u understand lighting and f thingys?
it was a pigeon infested island lol
Ikrrr
uuuuh idk its simple in theory but u just gotta practise
all u have is iso, apreture and shutter speed
Bro check out original content green falcon posts a lot of pretty Astro pics like this https://discord.com/channels/513750483572097034/1270653503475421196
140ππ 4kpics right?
understanding how they work and practice
π
Your ass just did not ignore my message
πͺ
I am dead
Scared

why tf
U will be
U have to understand those stuffβ¦ like for me idk what is shutter speed and stuff. But I think if u didnβt learn then built in talent fr
Got an interview with the principal tmrw 
From nasa website?
tf
why
These r real bro π
How much Gb is that?
what did you do 
πππfrom phone? I hope itβs not possible
I jsut got the news that i got shortlisted for mun cuz my interview with the teachers went well and now its with the principal so i get to represent my school to bisj as a delegate if i get selected
Congrats πΎ
Tysm but im scared now π
Gave +1 rep to ahmaisism!
u just know what each setting is responsible for and u keep experimenting with them till u get the hang of it kinda
Melancholy had already beaten it dawggggg
Damn bro I didnβt know nasa posted pics like this
each pic is like 25 MBs
Just be confident, even if u say bullshit πππ
damn gl bro
π
Thanks man
Gave +1 rep to mrnobuddy_01!
btw we are in the same school π
i saw bros pics, theyre goated fr

Indeed man
How long have u been doing this?
As or A2
like idk honestly
Check there websites and insta page
Dang igcse
yep
a lil less than a year
got my phy test tmr
So less with good quality
Gl dude, igcse was the easiest year of ma life
Amma take his word I am not searching the internet π
Same π
3 years?
i mean that pic is 140 of 25 MB pics stacked over each other, insane amount of data
nice
U just wanna trust himππ
Bish imma take you and send you to the moon without a helmet
less than a year lol
Exactly, where do u keep it? Cloud?
ima dip
Gl for the test
I am not a detective my guy π
Pls send me there tooo
hmm
Thatβs cap! Bro those pics are insaneβ¦ even if u sell then u can get good amount of money
hi
Wait I'm gonna get there too
my pc storage lmao
Naur. Mars is for me only. You can go to Neptune or smt
Hire one then
tis not cap lol tho im not really interested into making it smth serious yk
its just a hobby to me
Alr bbg
Imma go to the moon
b .
calling Sherlock holmes
hi chat
Convert your hobby with something useful.. are u doing Alevel?
Yaya. Send pics when u reach
Heβs alive?
Sure send me yours too
In our heart π
Hello
Idk y I feel like Sherlock is fake
im done with school lol
gonna start uni this week
Oooo, that y
what you studyin for uni again
im gonna do engineering so im gonna get cooked lol
mimi tf is yo problem
Omg it's the astrophysics guy hellooo
hola seneor, no hablo englas
Okay cool cool lemme send mine
hmm
YAYA Oki
name the order of the planets ...
Halllooooooo
Ist bin ponyoooo!!!!!
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Dddddddd
Hhhhhhhhhhh
tf
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Iiiiii
ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ
congrats, u got as many braincells as the number of integers between 0 and 1
Mmm
slaps hiba
repeatedly
pees in Adam's ears
i feel :((((
bro tum log kaha lag gye
Uuuuuu
cuts of hibas ears
i was correcting my D key
In moon
Hellooo
flips off mimi and adam
Oh em gee
flips off mimi
So cute
hry
Flips off adam
I'm good hruu
Ehehehehehhehehehe
kills everyone
Don't cry capillar
Ships hiba of To uranus
i broke something in the lab today π I'm cooked
am also fine
ππ
Good to hear about it
I didnt Even go to clg today or the previous week infact
π
thx from where you belong
Gave +1 rep to _ponyomomma_!
π
racism
THE PRETTY PINK PAWS R SOO CUTE WTH
I think they won't make me pay inshallah
i got a test tmrw AND an interview with the principal and im wasting time on dc
Slay
inshallah... but they made me pay 
U broke smth?
Wdym by this
I just hope I never break a microscope π that shit is super expensive
i gave an interview before
got cooked but got accepted so thats nice
Cooked
ohh
π
my friend broke miscroscope 2 weeks before
nothing
I don't think my school even has microscope
Either ways I'm from moon
fr mine too
wait no they do
i just dont take biology lol
Bro idk wtf I touched. My visking tube dropped in a beaker full of a solution (we weren't provided gloves) so I had to reach in and touch it but then my hands immediately felt super itchy
crap
did bro have to pay..
π we are given 2 pairs of gloves just in case
Hcl
yes in olevel that person also drink acid i dk from which planet he is from
and the solutions are super dilute
yes with cooked situation
i spilled hcl on my pants once
Holy shit π³
Adam π’
... it felt like water and evaporated π
Bro is immune to hcl
im so glad Ive never been to a lab before
cus the fires I wouldhave caused
I had a test tube with green acid blow up in my face π

Dw only my gloves had holes not me π’π’π’
This is how @elder bobcat must have felt when hcl dropped on his pants
π
fr π₯
that was concentrated
How are my lovely baes doing this fine evening
acid which dropped on you pant was concentrated
You will ace it don't worry lovely
chem lab was the most fun thing in AS
chemistry and bio labs lesson are one of the favourite of mines
exactly
we made alginate beads in bio labs π€€
hi
I'm worried abt the acids
how are you doing my lovely babe?
today i having last bio exam on wed we having bio lesson
Them spilling on you?
rlly good wht about u babes
phy is boring
Just surviving
word
wht happened
You know, what we had in our AS practical exams for physics was
There was this board
made of wood
wtf
so we had to keep it vertically standing
on the ground
now there was another piece of wood
which was long
that guy was dumb
bro wht
and we had to somehow balance that piece of wood
which acid
you had to what
bro doesnt want kids or smthin
such that it just doesn't slip
yeah
so it makes the greatest angle from the ground π
whats all this abt acid an sleep positions
Bam I am still waiting for a reason

for what
sleep on me to commit a sin and have a cot
Ehm Ehm
siuuu
nah I'd rather get a tan
Ye
most of the acids in the labs are diluted
oh yh
some girl/boy/they was talking abt how she/he/they want to see soeone pregnant belly
I told her/him/them it sounded weird and wanted to use you to make a point
trust me I tried
you on top of me?
OH MY GOD WE HAVE ANOTHER COUPLE HEREEE
drank a whole lot
LMAO THE PRONOUNING XDDDDDDD
π
whom
Andra π
The real question is if you're ok
yeeeeeeaaah I creeped her out
she/he/they keep saying not to assume gender
congrats
YEA I REMEMBER LMAO
Oh my days
like wtf is wrong with gender
no I was on top of you in the begining
wait what
Hydrochloric acid when we were doing titration back year

haw
cheating on me
π
wait
no
wrong person
last time i used acid was for making circuit boards lmao
man why does everyones role look the same
π
engima
meeee
I wanna be married tbh
real
but im too broke atm
amazing
WOMAN ARENT U 18
with dumb mind
- yall messed me up, I used to have way less than that before 2024
how old r u

Im 17.........
I waiting til im like 23
Bruh why does it look like that
issokie variety it is
real
you have to go outside to actually do that fyi
18
chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba magicomi dubi dubi boom boom boom boom
llol alr alr
(im out rn lol)
nawwwwwwww
nawwwwwww
SHUT THE BRAINROT
dw
I'll find a nice girl
and ship her to egypt right at your doorstep
with the marriae cert and everything
all you have to do is shower
Why did your contract end that soon
You can't mute anymore
wooooah insane deal
lol
nptfor ypu
I'll ship a grass lawn for you
marry that
ikr
now
what race doou prefer
hell be delighted
ππππ¬πβ¨οΈπππ¬β¨οΈπππ¬ππβ¨οΈπ¬πππβ¨οΈπ¬ππππ¬πππ¬β¨οΈπππ¬πβ¨οΈππππ¬πππππππβ¨οΈπ¬ππβ¨οΈπ¬ππ¬ππ I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
wdym the contracts are for 6months and 6 months passedπ
Bhayi
Alanβs high again
Marathon π¨
idc, bring me a pious muslim raaaah
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY
sadddddddddddddd :((((((((
Alan nashedi
I kr
real tho
Boo
bet be
I am doing drugs and solving maths rn (I hate it)
pls 
amazing taste
Bring me pious Muslim ππ
nashedi means "my anthem" in arabic 
whats wrong with that π
ym you doin meth ?
Mimi
how would you like to be shipped to Africa
π it means drunkard in hindi and I think in urdu asw
math is bad i agree π
meth and math
lol
wow what a combination
I donβt think I know any1 in Africa
Doing math with meth
yall want meth i got ppl π£οΈ
wow
okay kids don't do drugs and if you have some give em to me
I got birds
π§ how fucking dare you.
I am still Not at that stage yet π
how
what the fuck did you smoke my boy
as I said you my love

dont say you bbg
damn it
LIVING IN AFRCIA
We will burn through the entire supply and leave none for the world..... WHAT A WAY TO SOLVE GLOBAL DRUGS ISSUES
OH YEA
yk me, bam and imaan wth
U LIVE IN AFRICA
i was once given the task to teach my cousin he is in kindergarden addition i felt like kms fr
no way π
I WAS BORN THERE FYM
Wsg
fr do all drugs ourselves so people don't have to
i cant
REAL
Im so dissapointed rn
Sup Chats
waves