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there could be cancer curers
world leaders
but instead
it ended up being your dumbass
and thats a good thing
one, wtf
two ou have a beard??
three wtf
"no you go ahead its fine, we can have our turn later" they said, now ik why
๐ญ
hes like 18
of course he has a beard
my roomies said "nah I'd die fighting the T cells" now I know why
๐ง is that how itworks?
I thought
it happens n your thirties or smth
depends on stress
beards are amazing until it turns out to be a cloud just stuck on ur face (messy asf)
cortisol decreases hair strength
I like beards
ohh
then why do I see a lot of guys without one
but I dont like my goatee
I keep trimming it so it doesnt look like a massive nest
a full beard when i keep it tho im forced to shave
BUT THE SUNNAH RAAAAH
I like full beard
stuff like goatee makes me wanna slap the guy idk why
maybe the genes are less common in ur locality
i wanna know what i look like without the beard but bro, i also dont want to ๐ญ
hmm
maybe
bro, during my a2 exams
๐ so you wanna slap me
YESSIRR, keep the stache trimmed asw
i still reminisce on those days
i look way better with a beard but im forced as hell to shave
๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
tony stark
IM TELLING U TO KEEP THE BEARD AND NOT TRIM IT LOL
why in all thing bloody
would you CHOOSE to have that
LEGIT ME DURING MY AS EXAMS ๐ญ
id get arrested
thats the only thing that grows man
his suits him
but ohter? hell nah
as aint even that stressful (false)
I want to get a french cut or smth
NEVER SHAVING IT OFF ๐ญ
then wax the shitoff then
I wanna style my moustache and beard nicely
andra
fr gotta keep it at fist's length (i wish i could bro i wish)
but my fucking beard
grows only from the bottom
istg if my son ever growss that
Im chases him out with a broom
whats that?
wanna go back to 9th grade where i slept through lessons ๐
minoxidil
throw the slipper at him, you woman have some insane aim during motherhood
I would but after I move out
welp its not my face
so if want thaunfortunate thing on your face then sure
there are a lot of shit I can't do in front of my parents ๐ญ
nah
im saving that for his dad
FRRRRR
Mother father hit combo
the dad would like the belt more tbh
use the slipper on child
and belt on dad
LMAO FRR
I meant
ME chasing HIM with a slipper
ic
The pure feeling of dodging that belt tho, but knowing ure fucked later on ๐ ๐ญ
nah
that wouldbe inappropriate
๐ญ
andra just tell your parents
Bro there was this one time
they don't want me to fuck with meds at this age
red stripes all over again
wanna try more herbal methods
oh shit bro thats the exact opposite of me
like coconut oils or sm ykwim
bro
my mom was beating me once
and the cane slipped from her hand
se looked at like it was my fault
and slowly
balled her hands into fists
the cons of working your ass off is that you do end up becoming more reliant on medication just to get through day to day
๐ญ
keep a work life balance kids
he'd be into that
i remember that phase where my hair would be drenched in hair oil and id go to skl like nothing ever happened ๐ญ
you dont want to fuck up
see thats the reason I don't want to depend on meds rn
I would when necessary
but meds fuck your system up
๐ญ
the only med i really actually depended on was melatonin
and still do
since i had sleep issues since like
forever
i just want peace, leave me out this antique torture methods
i readthis as understandable
maybe karthik....
whatever glasses ure wearing aint it
๐ I was talking abt my husband
not you
u need full on hubble space telescope lenses
๐
๐ญ
Woah
I pity the man
even then it wont suffice but, its the best we got
๐ญ
whoaaaa
they cut out the best part ๐
๐ญ leave the alone
they're tryin their best
nah Im not that kinky
to do that
american superhero series's ending just before the big blows
I was gonna say smth you're a minor
and so are you
them glasses working overtime ๐
and so are you
merry christmas
true
god blast you
@limber condor js send me instead atp im bored
๐
molests andra brutally
don't you have college
kinky
I can send you some
but
you''re prolly gonna question a lot of things
THE RECENT NEURO THINGIE AT STANFORD OR SMTH
HOW TF YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME
no..
and I loved it
its
ive had worst things sent go ahead
my bac hurt
granny, take some rest
I want to do some cool tech stuff
stuff like 'dresses and collars'istg idk why its on my fyp but it is)
๐ป sacrificing sleep n social life
some cool experimental stuff
rb my feet gramps
๐ญ
look at the job market lil bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nsfw shi was the craziest stuff i got sent on insta
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What
i saw two monkeys making out on the first reel i opened in the morning
that was 2 days ago
my 8-5 classes r killing me
rmbr when I said my foot got stuck in the hole?
yo tag?
i thought i was looking at koi fish.... i was far from the truth ๐ญ
BELLSIE
I was scrolling through my feed and suddenly, there's this reel popped on which was literally softcore p word ๐ญ
i get sent gore by ex zn interns
that was a lie because i totally dont have an anon insta that i made to lurk
MY
unironically
that's not that bad
intergalactic
AHH
give
MY FOOT
๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
NAHH
diddy_lover_0027
WHY DO I KEEP PUTTING IT THERE
thats fake btw
IM STUCK
worst ive seen is nsfw, gore not just yet
ong?
๐ญ
what
i was acc gnna send a req ๐ญ
like mate, if I wanted fucking I would have went to the other corner of internet, not this
cos(andra)
im a part of the chair now
bro i genuinely dont have a fuckin insta
is andra a variable
๐
insta becomin an all rounder atp
find out by sleeping on top of me to commit a sin and become a tan :)
or is it separate variables
this why tiktok better
no thank you
Gave +1 rep to shinemodori!
thats geagles job
I havent been on insta in a long time
too innocent, no fun
I should
all my homies luv tiktok
spam reels
he left ๐
tiktok comments are too wholesome for my liking, if insta reels are bad, the comments back it up
lies
scared me for a sec
WOULD YOU DO IT DINESH
Cos(Andra)= k where k is a constant and is the number of bitches andra gets (k=0)
ill hit u
I need oil
๐ฅ
nerd alert
Hence Andra = pi
(teach me)
that's abt to get creamed
ssweet as pie
oh
whats a piecream
@wary lantern Im ery very very mad
im so innocent i dont know!
that aint piecream broskie
clouds!
cant even slide bro. yo dms dry asl
when did I say it was??
make it wet papi
whats stopping u
work
I am calm wym??
picream is when you struggle so hard to push through a tunnel and when you finally get to the other side and see a ray of light only to be met with a terrible battleground where your comrades are getting killed. at the end of the journey you meet a beautiful woman with whom you decide to start a family
that is piecream
fuck you
under the desk support?
dont fuck me
this is crazy
i meant it as an insult
ngl
the first half made me think of smth else
nuh uh granny, get some rest
polygamy?
wrong person wrong timing ๐
rub me feet
you okay with it?
i know you know i meant it as an insult but want an excuse to frame me and make me look like diddy
brutal
Uh, that means k = -1
brutal
ployamory
hmm?
Hi dinesh
Hackathon next week :')
Sheikh saif has entered
Fri/Sat/Sun
ppl like are why I hate math
yo goodluck get that win
you*
Well
where is it
hackathon is in like
youre cooked
im hackathonsexual
Nov maybe
Or end of october
ah
bye
andra actually studying?
what kinda alternate universe is this
hes lying
bro is literally married to his textbook fym
What
The team that won last year's nationals also won some asian regional hackathon
Team AirOverflow
Im mad at you
wanna know why
oh damn
Ok?
live up to their legacy
I read overflow
you didnt even let me tell
get em
uh sure
I wanna say smth
speak

rich ahh hackathon
LMAO
Atleast kaheen to gov ne paisa lagaya
oh hahaha
๐
booo
fair investment
hihiii
I've been looking for a mediatek chip wifi usb adapter
fia hi
Can't find any
idher bhi agyi
library nhi gyi tu
All are realtek
yar
Hi Fia
:{{{
why mediatek
specifically
๐
Whose compatibility is pretty awful with Kali Linux
itna kaam hy but sab lazy
why u got kali as ur main os
ah
i started studying and my phone literaly crashed cuz no space
Main OS hota to adapter nhi chahiye hota na
HM
VM hai isi liye chahiye
im on laptop bhayi
Coz otherwise it get's connected via NAT
drive bnale
l
shows up as ethernet
photographer maam
Can't do wireless stuff
bna de
ya that's what I was thinking
hainaaaa im gonna save for a camera
Then say
omllll life saver on the wayyyy
ayyy
bhayi maths
nothing's free
rula rhi
Funny thing is
When I update packages
Quite a few of them get blocked
By antivirus
๐
i can pay ur prices <3333
ok mami good girl
;)))))))
pre-installed
L mcafee
the popups
No
I forgot
potty
fia tune mac tour nhi dia tera
๐
I only use one AV software :)
yar call krlena kul after 11 am
exam h meri ๐
are u not my loved one :((((
krlunga
hawwww
Ok??
on gamg
๐
hi
Now what
im gonna just stydy from now cuz i dont wanna fail in calc
damn
L ss
Yk when I ran upgrade there was like uh
convince me to fully switch to ubuntu lts
why dont i see the pum in my results on igcse ๐ญ did i do something illegal
1200 ish
windows is brainrot
reallll yar i wanna iphone ab
lmao set the packages folder to be ignored
now smile
i have ipad macbook ab iphone
i sound rich and previlleged
mere liye kab
hi dawgs
iphone 13 selling for 40k inr here
should make a webhook and post with dinesh's name and pfp "looking for a sugar mommy"
?
OMLLLLL
.........
i mean
CAN I BE HIS SUGAR MOMMYYY
sure

ek iphone ek mac m3 pro ek ipad pro
gimme
she lwk is
ikr
bhayi
That linkedin post lmaooo
i tell him dont get those haircuts but he goes for it and then i bully him
b haven't changed my hair
๐ก
i asked an indian barber for a low taper fade
hainaaaa
just go for wolf cut
am i cooked
hello kids
gn
just grow ur hair then light wolf cut middle part it is slay
hi sugar daddy
purrr
star this
I knew abt catcalling
but never dagcalling
wrong star fia
awaken the dawg in me
๐ถ
tsk
what a saint
hello kitten
hello halal kitten
how u doing bro
halal kitten is insane
wtf is halal kitten๐
oh to be a baddie in this halal world
good wby
hell yea
my muslim brain aint computing lmao
real
chat pls star this
halal kitten bol dia mujhe
main to haram hun
:((((((
harami
apni habibis ko cheeni khila rha hoga sara din
balak
mere muh m cheeni wala paani thukne wali kb aayegi
i completed a training cert while texting here
ham\
astaghfirullaa
๐ญ
brother is a big haram
ok miss halal
(i like it)
giggling rn
bol aa

baby you've got smth in ur nose
open
๐ป
innnapropriate
ban hojayenge aj
sharam kr;e
hainaa
tu krle
chul
thodi
krtey
what the hellis going on
shut
@bold nebula bhayi ban krde
not me
mujhe or dinny bhayi ko
hawww
bhayi boldia
let me grab dms
๐
๐
cancel
stfuiu
๐ป
๐ญ
\
hehehe
saved n backed up
kisse
jo bhi hu apka hu
๐ป
achaaa jeee
ye pgla gyi h aurat
kid named niagra
i played this cool game in arcade
also oho
aik cousin ko khelne hi nhi diaaa
ok
kaunsi arcade game
~ban
Missing required argument: user
Usage: ~ban <user> <time> [reason] [-mod] [-notify] [-notify-channel] [-delete-days]
ayo
tumhe kardu?
teray pass hy pfp change krle bhyi kia fazool pic lgayi huwi
DONT DISRESPECT MY GOAT HOWL
๐๐๐ฝ
:((((
exam se rail honge
jeejaa jee sharmaaa gyeee
good luck bhayi
๐ซก
yes im afriad
haye
we balle ballefied u
i should stop hanging out w u
ur now shava shava
i yelled balle balle in niagra cave
ok
๐ก
๐บ
zombie
i adopted my baby cousin
๐
bruhhh he plays cool games
zmbiee attack
rahh
there was temple run inthe arcade tpp

lgta hy dinesh bhag gya
bichara
dar gya hoga
mera phone band hogya
non english chat i withdraw
the dnd warrior rises
i summon
naturally
took you long enough
dictionarymon
you even missed the Com vc
cute
๐ฌ mun
midun
mod not modding
its modding just imaginary modding
WHAT
NO DUDE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUN
you guys are so lucky
raid on zn is diabolical
ss
there was nsfw content everywhere
truly tragic
leak
for about 40 seconds
first line of defense

should've been online
me and shadoo bloodshed
where tf
damn
word
Ok
avengers level threat
hey dawg i dont think you wouldve wanna seen monsters inc nsfw anyway
LMAO
๐
REAL
Bro I was so confused
like it looked normal to me cuz of the quality
LMAO
and then 8 looked closer
3 but i went afk for 10 mins 
lmao bro what
nah that is unfortunate
thats so funny
and I was like oh damn
fuck
me
where did silka go
yes that's what was happening
@lusty bridge
@lusty bridge bitch spawn
LMFAOO
dinesh
oh wow
I will touch you
daily touching threats complete
powering off
gang
๐ป
crazy
interesting
touches jos
omg dinya patil
Break pe thi fr
visarjan hogya?
yes ;-;
๐๐๐ฝ
lemme share some photos of visarjan
kaisi chal rhi padhao
me and my brother swimmed in thee river ๐
What in the haram activity did I walk into
Bas chal rahi hai
Ek sec
bro
sent in dms
Guys
no mutant cobra
hi
Oh that one
Are you owner?
My brother was supposed to advertise the server
Yes
marathi server?
Mutantcobra ka
Damn I met the owner of Znotes
stop the cap
How old are you?
Riyal
of mutantcobra
ikr
now watch. this
~mute @vital lintel
Muted horiiz_n#0 indefinitely (Case #4640) (user notified with a direct message)
I muted the owner of zn
๐
Oh
mind blown
~unmute @vital lintel
Unmuted horiiz_n#0 (Case #4641)
crazyyy
So who is the owner
Z
are you still upset about the mute I gave you in delerious?
Mimi fr
slaps mimi
Frs
it's whatever
How dare u slap the owner
idm those things

๐ญ
turns Alan into a rabbit
impregnates alan
๐
gahd dam din
impregnates rabbit alan
I am actually
game is game aah
The owner
wow
hi zubair
hello boss
how's london
Rainy
inv me when
Make me DM mister server owner
(ill b inactive)
ties you up with stretchy chewing gum
dms check karo phle
isn't he in paris
That deffo landed
last time I checked
i wanna see pt.2 ๐
Make you what now
yea
Paris is ugly guys
Discord Manager.
Donโt go
Apologies
Letโs recreate this. Youโll be the kid and Iโll kick you
Server owners donโt apologise
uses hiba as a bodyguard
turns sheikh dark into a blackhole
This is no fake scenario
Uhm
throws mimi into the blackhole
hiba on top
Excuse me
Zubair ainโt even online ๐
@median zealot pipe down
@bright folio
in every situation, yes
Wyoab
Lmao
my glorious king mort
Shadap mort
wild ๐ญ
dinya
DINESH
MIMIMIM
Guys
Wtf
HELP
please change your name
Why?
Ola
do not impersonate him
I almost fell for it
u aint slick girl
spins mort around like a helicopter
Street dogs vs home-fed dogs
My name is zubair tho?
thas so real
Well my last name actually
can I impersonate as pregnant alan
ok
ITS BEEN A WHILE HOW U DOIN?
IM ALIVE I THINK HOW RU
my triplets
๐
kicks the baby back
Clearly I am the real one
i dont like this timing
I ,misunderstand that
COULD BE BETTER ALHAMDULILAH, GLAD YOURE DOING WELL ๐ญ
no need to impersonate I'll make you
lets hear what u thought of it
๐ญ
ITS OKAY WE WWILL GET BETTER
.
I thought you meant you eat home dogs๐
gn gng
5 min ruko
yiou make him
a pregnant alan?
INSHA'ALLAH ๐ NEED THE HOLIDAYS
night night g, tc and sleep well
so bad bro i need like 30 years of them
ill make him pregnant
find n find n
everywhere I do
is it js me or dc is tweaking abit
ok
oooo mpreg
continue
4 weeks of A2 and im fried, i need a whole week of rest atp
i mean, that works but not in this sense ๐ญ
goodie
huh๐
let's check any updates on twitter about it
hm?
you acc eat dogs??
Twitter ๐ฆ
no wtf
(Banned here)
mimi.
๐
tickles u
Yea?
last time i was on twitter, i saw drakes python
๐ฆ
oh
Oh hell no
legit
LEGIT ONG
LIKE HELLO IM JUST TRYING TO LIVE
BARKKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKKRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR
you really wanna pull 2 steps ahead of us move on us
Who da hell is this fake Mimi typing
๐
its prolly a mimi "last name"
3 tests on 1 week is frying my brain rn ๐ญ
What
you;re so plain
legit like lemme do my own thing dawg this tests make me so drained
They all wanan be u
bro wtf ๐ญ๐ญ
cant take this bs :(


