chat-lounge

[limber condor]

That's a man

[somber sky]

bro there are two very diffrent convos going on right now

[odd finch]

endure both of em

[smoky plume]

two?

[somber sky]

yes two

[odd finch]

what two convos

[limber condor]

3

[wary lantern]

Two in one 🔥

[limber condor]

Slay

[somber sky]

ones like full haram and the other one is full halal

this is weird

[trim harness]

I hate my dirty mind

[somber sky]

hiii

[limber condor]

Don't we all

[odd finch]

getting the best of both worlds

[somber sky]

i odnt like u very much

[odd finch]

ill tell ur crush that youre tryna hit on 15 yr old kids

[odd finch]

your loss

[wary lantern]

What did bro do to u 😭🙏

[limber condor]

I'm always two steps ahead

[somber sky]

look whos talking

[somber sky]

hes weird

[odd finch]

youre an exception for me, ill hit on u

[somber sky]

in a bad way

[odd finch]

youre too innocent

[wary lantern]

Ok?? Eveyone is

[somber sky]

this is what bro did

[odd finch]

this is cl my boy

[somber sky]

how old are u again

[odd finch]

get used to it

17

[smoky plume]

im always _____ steps ahead

[somber sky]

ok

[stray pelican]

an opp of shawarma is an opp of mine

[wary lantern]

That's a woman (somehow)

[somber sky]

ur a pedo got it

[limber condor]

Bro got genuinely concerned help😭😭

[wary lantern]

Us

[odd finch]

HUH?

[wary lantern]

LMAOOO

[somber sky]

THATS A SHE?!

[odd finch]

Sister amethyst i apologise sincerely

[limber condor]

LMAO

[somber sky]

shawarma

[odd finch]

i am scared of women

[somber sky]

are u a girl?!?!

[odd finch]

guy

[limber condor]

😭😭

[somber sky]

ok

[wary lantern]

Shawarma is a certified man

[somber sky]

oh ur scare of me

ok ok

yes be scared

stay away

[limber condor]

Wait u a gurl?

[odd finch]

Gotta keep the gaze low

[somber sky]

good keep it up

[wary lantern]

Nah he scared of every women (same here in scared of women)

[odd finch]

bro ill yeet you like a paper airplane off the cliff

shut up

[somber sky]

yaaaa

[lusty bridge]

Good evening chat lounge

[somber sky]

u should be scared

[limber condor]

Haii gurlypop

[wary lantern]

Silka

[somber sky]

hi babe

[wary lantern]

Who said i shouldn't

[odd finch]

Greetings silka

[somber sky]

idiots, idiots said u shouldnt

[limber condor]

Have a wonderful lovely-dovey day!

[smoky plume]

i feel scared of your pfp

[somber sky]

awww u to my love

[trim harness]

whats 7x2? its 14, meaning you're the 1 4 me

[lusty bridge]

Hihi how is everyone's evening going?

[odd finch]

Shoot ur shot, but target missed

[somber sky]

bro

[wary lantern]

Exactly so

[smoky plume]

cosmetic are you hitting on a 15 year old

[somber sky]

that dosent make any sense

[odd finch]

Alhamdulilahh its going well tyfa, how about urs?

[somber sky]

oh wait

nvm

[limber condor]

⁉️⁉️

[somber sky]

i read that wrong

[odd finch]

just say no guy has approached you

[smoky plume]

youre cooked!

[limber condor]

Oh

😭

[somber sky]

@trim harness i just met u

[wary lantern]

LMAOOOOO

[somber sky]

did i grow on u so fast

[trim harness]

So? have to make moves before its late

[somber sky]

lmao u saw that 🤣🤣

[smoky plume]

if this guy is actually in ug

[trim harness]

probably

[smoky plume]

he is the real PREDATOR

the edp

[somber sky]

oh no

[smoky plume]

drpedrespect

[odd finch]

LMAOOO

[smoky plume]

ban @trim harness

[somber sky]

bro ur wsting ur time

u will be rejected

i gotta keep it halal

[odd finch]

amethyst hasnt been hit with any romantic lines

[odd finch]

no guy ever approached poor girl

[somber sky]

ya sadly i havent

[smoky plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556088827781971968/1285987681804881930/image0.gif

[odd finch]

Take care boss :)))

[somber sky]

ur not wrong my school dosetn allow me to make eye contact with them also

[limber condor]

SMOOCHES LOLA

[odd finch]

Take care inter 🥰

[limber condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1210474153652650054.webp?size=128&quality=lossless

[odd finch]

Fair enough, finally schools doing something good

[limber condor]

To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government has been capping. Not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said, "There will be no fanum tax under the government I lead," they're capaholics! They're also yappaholics! They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians, just put the fries in the bag lil bro. They

[odd finch]

yeah

gn

[somber sky]

ey bro

shut up

my life is lonley

[odd finch]

Take uh

this mf

@trim harness

[somber sky]

no

[trim harness]

I'm always available

[somber sky]

i want him to stay far far away from me

[odd finch]

nvm go away acc

[limber condor]

Lmao

[somber sky]

i swear if ur like 17 or smt

[trim harness]

Fine dad

[somber sky]

<

[odd finch]

alr wtf

[limber condor]

Andra😔

[somber sky]

dude actually listened

[odd finch]

i aint ur dad leave me alone 😔

[limber condor]

~<

[odd finch]

submissive aah boy ong

[somber sky]

what about him?

[limber condor]

Nothing

[somber sky]

hmm probably likes u

[limber condor]

👍😉

[somber sky]

sus

[odd finch]

gay is bad, bad is haram

so nuh

[somber sky]

he is also bad

so like

wouldnt be suprised

[minor sluice]

BARKKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKKRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR

[odd finch]

bros got a grudge against ma boy cosmetic

[odd finch]

ishowspeed

[limber condor]

Hi👉👈

[somber sky]

yes bro does

[somber sky]

babe u like really weird people

[limber condor]

Huh😭

[odd finch]

lesbo's game goes crazy

[limber condor]

Hiba is nice wdym

[minor sluice]

pins u to the wall and winks

[cinder acorn]

[somber sky]

ummm

[limber condor]

C.ai be like

[odd finch]

????

[cinder acorn]

why is chat kinky

[somber sky]

LAMOOO

[minor sluice]

oh hi geags

[cinder acorn]

someone bring shadow back dawg

[somber sky]

thats so true

[royal yacht]

c.ai effect

[minor sluice]

waves

[cinder acorn]

I’ll take silverhawk too

[cinder acorn]

waves back

[minor sluice]

NANA PFP

[odd finch]

Hiba finally getting through her ovulation phase

all kinky

[minor sluice]

throws ovums at you

[fresh rover]

...

[royal yacht]

😵

[blazing mason]

why did i return to chat

[cinder acorn]

intercepts them and burns them

[limber condor]

😨

[blazing mason]

im leaving

[fresh rover]

Woah damn chill

[fresh rover]

Bye

[royal yacht]

Real

[smoky plume]

bro i just had to close discord

what the fuck

[minor sluice]

cries as I watch

[blazing mason]

I JUST OPENED IT BACK

[somber sky]

from a fellow girl thats gross dude

[odd finch]

Disintegrates them

[blazing mason]

AND IM GREETED BY THIS

[minor sluice]

JOS BARKKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKKRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR

[somber sky]

poor soul

[odd finch]

LMAOOO

[odd finch]

sorry ya sheikh

[wheat flax]

hello

[leaden creek]

im sorry

did someone mention kinky

[blazing mason]

hiba you will make me lose it i swear

[smoky plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556088827781971968/1285987681804881930/image0.gif

[limber condor]

Oh

[blazing mason]

SHAWK

AAAAAAAAA

[smoky plume]

fuck wrong gif

[blazing mason]

IT KICKED IN

[smoky plume]

wait for shawk to send a message agaub

[leaden creek]

hello, peasant

[smoky plume]

again

[odd finch]

SIlver also on their ovulation phase, @minor sluice u got ur partner

[somber sky]

...

[leaden creek]

shawk is the wrong character for this one

[smoky plume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012074471529648188/1156860445920071680/attachment-1.gif?=

[leaden creek]

uno momento

[limber condor]

Meant to be

[smoky plume]

btw what does that banner say in hindi

i cant read

ive been wondering what it says

[hybrid pilot]

THERE WE FUCKING GO

[odd finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178358818120405093/1243220800270762135/Screenshot_2024_0523_181515.gif

[limber condor]

What is this alpha sigma

[somber sky]

just put it through google lens

[odd finch]

long lost pookie wookies

[hybrid pilot]

finally on the right account

[wheat flax]

hry

[somber sky]

oh hi shadow ur back

[hybrid pilot]

idk what the context is but

google lens just said "drake"

[somber sky]

its to tanslate hindi to english

[hybrid pilot]

now i wonder what i was putting under the lens there

[somber sky]

get ur mind out of the gutter

[hybrid pilot]

hindi

the language of the

north indians?

[somber sky]

...

[limber condor]

Nahi

[hybrid pilot]

im not wrong

am i?

[spice trench]

hindi too easy

mu me lele chutiye

[somber sky]

stop

[hybrid pilot]

ji nahi

lauda kaat luga

[somber sky]

lets not start talking inhindi

[hybrid pilot]

snip snip snip

seedha teri gaaaaaaand mein

[minor sluice]

turns shadow into a frog

[hybrid pilot]

push

[somber sky]

one sentance will take ages for me to read

[hybrid pilot]

CROAAAAK

[smoky plume]

shadow

[blazing mason]

shadow

i think thats

[odd finch]

free food 😋

[hybrid pilot]

croak

[smoky plume]

zn ka nsfw filter hata diya?

[blazing mason]

a little too much

[limber condor]

Me in arabic be like

[spice trench]

Nahi bkl

[hybrid pilot]

croak

[smoky plume]

i can send whatever the fuck i want?!!

[spice trench]

teri ma ke under portable dalna hai

[hybrid pilot]

crOAk croak croack

[somber sky]

ohhhh

no bro

[spice trench]

hindi pe nahi hai

[hybrid pilot]

💀

[wheat flax]

I learn chinese and german

[somber sky]

im indian only

sadly

[blazing mason]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-call-genshin-impact-dwarves-fighting-ginger-stian-soosai-gif-21999126

[odd finch]

bing chilling, thats all i got

[hybrid pilot]

im not indian but what's said about being indian

[minor sluice]

Erm actually it's ribbit

[hybrid pilot]

ribbit ribbit

[somber sky]

UAE refused to give me pasport

[hybrid pilot]

😔

[minor sluice]

ribbit ribbit 🐸

[hybrid pilot]

AVERAGE EXPAT???

[wheat flax]

[blazing mason]

UAE barely gives anyone passport

[hybrid pilot]

at least im the kind of expat that gets recognized by the country i went to

[limber condor]

Um don't all middle Eastern do that? They only give Residency, right?

[hybrid pilot]

ribbit indeed

[hybrid pilot]

what a shame

[blazing mason]

yes

the tragic part

[somber sky]

right

so mean they are

[hybrid pilot]

the Motherland gave me its citizenship

👍

[limber condor]

😉👍

[wheat flax]

nice

[hybrid pilot]

bro winked

[limber condor]

Real

[hybrid pilot]

honestly, i understand it

just look at how countries like the States are suffering

with all the immigrants

[limber condor]

I was gonna say something bad bit ok

But

[hybrid pilot]

[limber condor]

🙂

[hybrid pilot]

:)

[somber sky]

sayyy ittt

[limber condor]

😉

[hybrid pilot]

the last time

you told someone

to say something

you discovered the Tale of the Squirrel

[limber condor]

You want me to get banned?😭

[hybrid pilot]

do you really want a repeat, amethyst?

[somber sky]

um

nvm ok shadow

[hybrid pilot]

i would have expected you to know better

[somber sky]

mabey ur right

[hybrid pilot]

10 points off

from amethyst's house

whatever it is

you seem like you're a hufflepuff

[somber sky]

no i am not

[hybrid pilot]

oh

my bad then

[somber sky]

thats just rude

[hybrid pilot]

why

i like hufflepuffs

their trait is loyalty

[somber sky]

i dont like huffle puffs

[hybrid pilot]

what better of a trait to have?

[somber sky]

theyre to happy

idk what for

[limber condor]

Ame is sane

[blazing mason]

too happy 💀

[hybrid pilot]

happiness is what we all strive for in life

[somber sky]

ligit death eaters and stuff around them

[hybrid pilot]

my quest for happiness led me to squirrel

[blazing mason]

how does one be too happy

[hybrid pilot]

unfortunately squirrel did not help

[somber sky]

and they be humming and strolling past them

[wheat flax]

who loves to watch football

[hybrid pilot]

when did that happen

[somber sky]

thats what i imagine them to be

[hybrid pilot]

nymphadora tonks

[winter valley]

oh god

[hybrid pilot]

was a hufflepuff

[somber sky]

bro they kinds useless

[hybrid pilot]

don't you dare disrespect the hufflepuffs

[somber sky]

why u a huffle puff

[limber condor]

😭

[hybrid pilot]

professor sprout was hufflepuff head of house

she quite literally threw screaming baby-plants

at the death eaters

what could be more badass than that

[wheat flax]

feedback

[blazing mason]

hufflepuffs goated

[hybrid pilot]

im not, really

[blazing mason]

only because it remind me of jigglepuff tho fr

[hybrid pilot]

if i had to identify with a house, i'd be a ravenclaw

[blazing mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jigglypuff-cute-pokemon-pokemon-jigglypuff-gif-6766049708041109866

jigglypuff*

[somber sky]

i dont see as the smart tyoe

[hybrid pilot]

i searched up jiggle in gifs

[blazing mason]

oh no

[ebon sequoia]

geagle

[hybrid pilot]

@blazing mason what have i come to 😔

[near smelt]

hm

[hybrid pilot]

geagle? i see only shadow here

[ebon sequoia]

ok, shadow.

[hybrid pilot]

but hello zisty

[near smelt]

cute
but gives stalker vibes

[hybrid pilot]

how do you do

[somber sky]

there there its ok

[ebon sequoia]

im currently very sad

[blazing mason]

that is a VERY BOLD STATEMENT TO MAKE to YOU LMAO

[hybrid pilot]

lol

i refrain from the urge to flex academics

im reformed now

[blazing mason]

good

no more adam incident

[somber sky]

why is he smart?

[hybrid pilot]

no more adam incident.

i cannot be grade-shaming kids anymore

[somber sky]

omg

[ebon sequoia]

someone pitch me

[somber sky]

dude

[ebon sequoia]

to him

[wheat flax]

who watches this , do you remember this

[somber sky]

stop with ur obssesion

[hybrid pilot]

lol

[ebon sequoia]

iits been ages

he accepted

EVERYONES

[hybrid pilot]

im obsessed with men

[ebon sequoia]

except mine

[somber sky]

not u

zisty

[hybrid pilot]

he prolly ignored it when he first got it

[winter valley]

aint the same without ash ketchum the goat

[somber sky]

and that guy

[hybrid pilot]

and never saw it again

[blazing mason]

because he just is

fr

[hybrid pilot]

yk whats funny zisty?

[ebon sequoia]

...

yeah

[somber sky]

but i knew it

not even suprised

[hybrid pilot]

i got friend reqs accepted on 3 accounts before max got his accepted on ONE

[blazing mason]

i unfortunately do not

[ebon sequoia]

ok bro

[hybrid pilot]

and he was a literal znotes intern

trust me

[ebon sequoia]

this isnt fair man

[hybrid pilot]

it comes down to luck

[ebon sequoia]

imma send again

also

[wheat flax]

hmmmmm

[hybrid pilot]

what does bro think bro knew

[ebon sequoia]

znotes

go log in

and accept it

[wheat flax]

[ebon sequoia]

i sent these like

[hybrid pilot]

oh that would be a killer flex

[ebon sequoia]

6 monhts ago

[hybrid pilot]

ive never accepted a request from the znotes bot account

[somber sky]

"bro" thinks to much

[ebon sequoia]

BRO IVE BEEN BEGGING EVERYONE

[somber sky]

honestly

[hybrid pilot]

now im tempted to friend JUST myself

with the account

[ebon sequoia]

...

[hybrid pilot]

me and my alts

[ebon sequoia]

i hate u

no

[hybrid pilot]

okay

if i log in

ill give u accept

ok?

[ebon sequoia]

thats what u said

months ago

[hybrid pilot]

zisty idek if i have the login credentials

[hybrid pilot]

is that the znbot account

[ebon sequoia]

yes

[blazing mason]

how the hell do you friend a bot

[ebon sequoia]

it is

[hybrid pilot]

just friend znotesrevision instead

[ebon sequoia]

shush

[ebon sequoia]

how

[hybrid pilot]

you cant

iirc

which is why im

so confused

[winter valley]

you cant no

[fickle knot]

hmm

[ebon sequoia]

look i manahed to do it

[blazing mason]

my point yes

[winter valley]

@surreal mauve

[hybrid pilot]

@ebon sequoia what's the @

[ebon sequoia]

whihc is why you guys should

[blazing mason]

cant friend

[hybrid pilot]

of the account

to which

[ebon sequoia]

figure out a way to

[hybrid pilot]

youve sent

the friend req

[ebon sequoia]

this one

oh

one sec

LMAO

[dawn trout]

omg zisty

[hybrid pilot]

did you perchance

[ebon sequoia]

its znotesrevison

kms

[hybrid pilot]

send it to @surreal mauve

[hybrid pilot]

okay

ill accept that

that's my alt

lmfao

[blazing mason]

ive sent one to that too i think

[hybrid pilot]

💀 💀

[ebon sequoia]

YAY

[blazing mason]

lemme check

[hybrid pilot]

i havent logged in on znotesrevision

[dawn trout]

ZISTY

[ebon sequoia]

oh

[hybrid pilot]

for SO long

[ebon sequoia]

oh

[hybrid pilot]

hold up one sec

[ebon sequoia]

bro

wtf

[blazing mason]

okay yes i have

[dawn trout]

ZISTY

[ebon sequoia]

this is so sad

[blazing mason]

indeed

[hybrid pilot]

i have Z friended on it

[ebon sequoia]

i reallt

[blazing mason]

sent a friend request

[ebon sequoia]

really

[dawn trout]

ZISTY

[ebon sequoia]

thoguht i did sth

[hybrid pilot]

so it's pretty close to

being an actual zn account!!!

[ebon sequoia]

HEYEHYEYE

[dawn trout]

aww man

YAY

[dawn trout]

HAIII HOW U BEEN

[hybrid pilot]

dude which email

[ebon sequoia]

IM BEEN GOOD YOU?

[ebon sequoia]

yes

[hybrid pilot]

is znotesrevision on

[somber sky]

alright im offcially lost

[hybrid pilot]

idr

[somber sky]

bye

[dawn trout]

SLAYY IVE BEEN ALR

[ebon sequoia]

guys

[frank wyvern]

oh zisty

hi

[ebon sequoia]

go talk to zubair

[dawn trout]

kealo

[blazing mason]

surely it would be related to znotes

[ebon sequoia]

ask him why he wont accept

and tell him

im nice

[frank wyvern]

I have him friended I think

[ebon sequoia]

and good

[blazing mason]

same

[ebon sequoia]

yes ik helpun

[frank wyvern]

💀 ok

[ebon sequoia]

im struggling out here.

[frank wyvern]

I'm gonna 😴😴😴😴 early

[dawn trout]

healo healp

[frank wyvern]

teehee

[hybrid pilot]

guys my youtube

[frank wyvern]

hi

[dawn trout]

how u

[hybrid pilot]

got its first collaboration thing

someone reahced out

[blazing mason]

atm all these friended fr all goats

[hybrid pilot]

im not gonna take the deal cuz it seems scummy

[blazing mason]

oh shi

[frank wyvern]

good for you big man

[minor sluice]

steals jos' ears

[hybrid pilot]

but it's chill either way

[frank wyvern]

oh

[ebon sequoia]

ive tried

sm

[ebon sequoia]

he just hates me

[silent relic]

WOAH

[ebon sequoia]

what did i ever do

[frank wyvern]

pingmhim

[blazing mason]

ykw hiba i would willingly repeat the incident on you

[ebon sequoia]

i DMED HIM

[minor sluice]

uhmmm what incident

[blazing mason]

nothing

[ebon sequoia]

@gusty wagon do you hate me?

[frank wyvern]

wake up babe new moon just dropped

[near smelt]

wow

[silent relic]

congrats✨

[minor sluice]

eats the moon

mm cheese

[near smelt]

danmn

[silent relic]

can we steal it?

[frank wyvern]

gru ahh

you probably have a big ass forehead too

[near smelt]

TONIGHT WE STEAL DA MOON

[frank wyvern]

megamind lookin ahh

[silent relic]

minion more like
alan's gru

[silent relic]

yess

BANANA

[near smelt]

BANANA

[minor sluice]

turns bam into a banaa

Bbanana

[azure summit]

that's CRAZY

[blazing mason]

you know which one right

the certain linked-to-yours-truly one

[near smelt]

peels myself
and jumps down the stairs

[minor sluice]

chases you and eats you

slaps jos for bullying me

[near smelt]

kinky

[hybrid pilot]

?

[hybrid pilot]

?

[hybrid pilot]

kinky

[silent relic]

degradation kink?

[hybrid pilot]

tyty

[prisma salmon]

Gave +1 rep to idek_2006!

[hybrid pilot]

not me, no

coserai tho? idk bro

[tame loom]

hope it falls and lands on my uni

[near smelt]

you;re into that?

[silent relic]

sadge

[hybrid pilot]

cos is into anything and everything

[silent relic]

except girls

[near smelt]

real

[silent relic]

shawk is deff isnt

[burnt shadow]

now that's a DEFINITE lie

[minor sluice]

istg, beats you up

[burnt shadow]

https://open.spotify.com/track/78BWCd70D1X6LMkDZm1UoF?si=7b4c327632474732

yo yo honey singh comeback

[silent relic]

proof?

[tame loom]

free degree :)

[burnt shadow]

kinky

[tame loom]

then free PR

[ebon sequoia]

hello geagle

[tame loom]

and life is good :)))

[hybrid pilot]

ahahaha

[ebon sequoia]

man i

pinged him aagain

[hybrid pilot]

i hope he does respond

[sturdy blaze]

moon intern

[hybrid pilot]

unfortunately i have barely any time left here to talk him into accepting

[hybrid pilot]

4 days to go, chat

[ebon sequoia]

he reaaally despises me

[ebon sequoia]

woah

this is lowkey crazy bro what 😭

[minor sluice]

SCREAMS

[near smelt]

moons and suns
moons and suns

[silent relic]

holy fuck

[hybrid pilot]

my last day at znotes is <t:1726943400:R>my last day at znotes is <t:1726943400:R>

double paste

my bad

[ebon sequoia]

right so not renewing the contract?

[hybrid pilot]

nope

#🌍│updates

[near smelt]

damn

[ebon sequoia]

thats lowkey sad bro what

why

[hybrid pilot]

both me and alan are on our way out

end of an era

[hybrid pilot]

im just too busy to stay

id love to stay dont get me wrong i owe a lot to zn

[ebon sequoia]

yeah makes sense tbh

uni and allat too

[near smelt]

thats sad

[hybrid pilot]

applications beating my ass rn im ngl

[tame loom]

yk, u could be a good use in my video team :)

[ebon sequoia]

exactly

[hybrid pilot]

😭

[ebon sequoia]

a2 is fun but scary imo

[hybrid pilot]

what would i do in your video team axer

[ebon sequoia]

the only times ive seen u is

[somber sky]

nooo shadow why u leaving

[tame loom]

video host suits u very well

[ebon sequoia]

when ur promoting ur video team

[hybrid pilot]

id rather make videos for my own yt rn 😔

[tame loom]

:((

[ebon sequoia]

W imo

[hybrid pilot]

we're lowkey doing better than before

[ebon sequoia]

man i applied

and then ghosted the interveiw

[hybrid pilot]

the igcse physics video is doing better than the last few

[ebon sequoia]

i feel bad but like

🤷‍♀️

[tidal portal]

crushes your vocal cords

[hybrid pilot]

which team

did

you

ghost

for

[tidal portal]

watches you suffocate to death

[hybrid pilot]

(i wont leak dw)

[tame loom]

im pretty sure i have done way more stuff than just that

[smoky plume]

chat should i take an extra class today

make my students suffer

[near smelt]

💀 wha

[somber sky]

no

[hybrid pilot]

ive had to deal with

[tidal portal]

what is bro teaching?

[hybrid pilot]

so many people

[ebon sequoia]

...

[hybrid pilot]

not showing up to interviews

[ebon sequoia]

i literally

told everything on tht resume

aint no way im telling yall

[near smelt]

smth I'd def do

[hybrid pilot]

oh

so one with a resume

SMM

[smoky plume]

i teach A level math, further math, physics and computer science! also ol but i dont like ol.

[ebon sequoia]

UH FUCK U

[hybrid pilot]

none of my other applicants put detailed resumes

[ebon sequoia]

shush

[hybrid pilot]

oh you're that one

the person

31st

LMFAO

[ebon sequoia]

no

[hybrid pilot]

LMFAO

[ebon sequoia]

dont

GEAGLE DONT

[hybrid pilot]

no one else

can see

dw

[ebon sequoia]

OH MY GOF

[hybrid pilot]

only me

[ebon sequoia]

no

im

[smoky plume]

zisty ghosted an interview?

[ebon sequoia]

ugh

[hybrid pilot]

i was the only dude who got the calendar invite smh

[smoky plume]

an actual interview?

or a zn interview

[hybrid pilot]

no wait it cant be that

[ebon sequoia]

SHUT UP

[hybrid pilot]

that dude showed up

[tame loom]

yk, i can actually look it up. i have access haha

[hybrid pilot]

nvm im back to square one

[tame loom]

i wont tho

[tidal portal]

whats today.

gonna be

[ebon sequoia]

YAY

[ebon sequoia]

ok axer

[smoky plume]

i already took a class this morning. planning to do some monster equilibrium of rigid bodies problems for the kids!

[ebon sequoia]

holy shit why did i do tha

[near smelt]

wait u need a pic???

[tame loom]

good job

[hybrid pilot]

no

i dont know what many interns look like

[near smelt]

oh
good

[hybrid pilot]

it happens

we maintain 100% confidentiality on applications anyways

[tidal portal]

well if it causes a detriment to what they previous learned this morning then no if its supports what you taught yes.

[ebon sequoia]

its fine ig

[smoky plume]

my goal is to make them suffer. i mean provide them with a better education

im just joking!

[near smelt]

zisty
what did ya apply for

[tidal portal]

okay bro..

[somber sky]

ur poor students

[tidal portal]

teach me

[smoky plume]

my batches are actually full lmao i am not taking students rn

it takes too much individual time for each

[tidal portal]

whats your commerical name.

[near smelt]

I pride myself in the ability to chase away private tutors

[smoky plume]

i dont have any commercial name! everyone just knows me by my own name

[tidal portal]

whats your max capacity.

[smoky plume]

20 students per batch

[tidal portal]

how many students do you see as below you

comparing yourself to them at your age

[smoky plume]

??

random question

i dont see anyone as "below me"

[tidal portal]

do you think they can beat you

if you were to give the exam instead

[smoky plume]

with the right amount of supervision, absolutely

and i dont mind

are you being sarcastic or do you genuinely think im egotistical

[tidal portal]

might be.

what got you popular into coaching

[smoky plume]

my bad g i was js playin around. i just started early on i guess

good grades in the subject youre teaching absolutely helps

[tidal portal]

i mean like qualifications

[smoky plume]

my first qualification

[tidal portal]

did you get 100 pum on some subjects or smth

[smoky plume]

1. im pro

98 actually!

[tidal portal]

still good.

[smoky plume]

so i need to get a 99?

or a 100?

if so ill retake my a levels

[tidal portal]

your students need to finish the job

do you think any of your students are capable enough.

[smoky plume]

yeah for sure

[tidal portal]

how many.

[smoky plume]

why did this turn into an interrogation!

i have the right to remain silent

[tidal portal]

nuh uh

[silent relic]

[tidal portal]

i must know

[somber sky]

i feel bad for u

[tidal portal]

teacher?

show them the question you did wrong.

frfr

[somber sky]

ya for the old dude

[near smelt]

amazing self potrait

[smoky plume]

dude yall forget just cz i teach aint mean im like old as fuck

im legit like one or two years older than yall

fym

[somber sky]

ur still 19

that's still old to me

[smoky plume]

is that old!

[tidal portal]

he just has skill.

[somber sky]

ur five years older

that's very old

[smoky plume]

youre 15, amethyst

[tidal portal]

why are you here.

[smoky plume]

everyones older than you

[somber sky]

then all of u are old

[smoky plume]

also 4! stop making me look like a fossil

[near smelt]

inter I have a question

[somber sky]

are u not one

[tidal portal]

well you have reached a age where you will remain constant physically for a decade

[near smelt]

he's 13

[somber sky]

who's 13?

[odd finch]

bam's 13

[somber sky]

who's bam

[odd finch]

this child

[near smelt]

🧍

[somber sky]

ur 13?

[near smelt]

how dare you call me a child u
u

I cant think of an insult

[somber sky]

i mean u are

[near smelt]

no

[hybrid pilot]

children.

[smoky plume]

nope.

always getting better.

[near smelt]

[odd finch]

grandpa

[hybrid pilot]

RAH

[tidal portal]

what did you get in sat.

[smoky plume]

although i did tear my right bicep very recently

[hybrid pilot]

fuck the SAT

[somber sky]

ok so not everyones older to me then

[near smelt]

eh
better than aunt

[hybrid pilot]

jeez, what were you hitting?

[tidal portal]

muscle imbalance..

[smoky plume]

my score was 23049782345092735023742308957235234

[odd finch]

auntie bam

[near smelt]

I misread that

[near smelt]

STOP

ISTG

[smoky plume]

wow youre so knowledgeable! so knowledgeable in fact that you got it absolutely fucking wrong!!!!!!!!!!

[hybrid pilot]

dude i havent been to the gym in 2 weeks cuz of my broken ankle; still doing some upper body stuff at home though

[tidal portal]

wow

[near smelt]

I just got a stair climbing thingy

[tidal portal]

....

[near smelt]

idk whats it called

[somber sky]

yk what i got

a bed

[tidal portal]

how will you even train your forearms

[somber sky]

a pillow

[tidal portal]

and other arm muscles.

[hybrid pilot]

🔥

[somber sky]

a blanket

[odd finch]

a forklift to get on ur bed? thats crazy

[smoky plume]

its a partial tear

[near smelt]

I have those too!!

[smoky plume]

so im in the clear

[hybrid pilot]

i havent walked on my own two feet in quite literally 2 weeks

[smoky plume]

also is it okay if i call you stinky?

cz you kinda give off that vibe

[tidal portal]

who.

[near smelt]

NO IT MEANT THE EXERCISING THINGY😭

[hybrid pilot]

[somber sky]

dude aren't they amazing

[silent relic]

your mom after im done with her

[tidal portal]

wow

[hybrid pilot]

💀 💀

crazy

[tidal portal]

im gonna beat your students

they are cooked

[smoky plume]

so original pigeon

[near smelt]

best thing ever

[smoky plume]

get through me first!!

[somber sky]

righttt

[silent relic]

ikr!

[smoky plume]

(he will knock me out with one hit)

[odd finch]

oh those, theyre actually nice 😭

[near smelt]

🦽

[burnt shadow]

punch punch punch

suck suck suck suck

oops wrong emote

mb gang

[smoky plume]

yo

[burnt shadow]

MY BAD GANG

[somber sky]

...

[odd finch]

bet

[burnt shadow]

THAT WAS A MISINPUT

[near smelt]

😭😭 I am not the fat
Idont need a step stool

how dare u

[smoky plume]

ay gang if you werent illegal id have reacted differently

[somber sky]

who are u now

[tame loom]

Ain't that mine?

[burnt shadow]

shadow's older, wilder brother

[odd finch]

i called you small not fat 💀

[burnt shadow]

actually no

im younger than shadow

but still

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tidal portal]

Academically ofc

[near smelt]

no
🦯 this yours

[tidal portal]

Cant 20 v1

[odd finch]

primative reflexes comin in hot

[burnt shadow]

the 4 crazy brothers of znotes - geagle, shadow, coserai, silverhawk

[somber sky]

ur sus

[tidal portal]

Ain't gun parker

[near smelt]

oh.
I AM NOT SMALL😡

[smoky plume]

oh really

[silent relic]

nahh youre deff older

[near smelt]

IM BIG GIRL

[smoky plume]

academically huh

i cant tell if this man is being serious

[odd finch]

Take those heels and socks off

3'2 max

[burnt shadow]

will you be the sin to my cos and get on top of me so we can make a tan?

[silent relic]

oo fr?

[tidal portal]

You will.

[near smelt]

I can show you If you want

[burnt shadow]

idt he knows how much of a genius you are smh

[somber sky]

read my description

and then say that again

[burnt shadow]

will you be the sin to my cos and get on top of me so we can make a tan?

[near smelt]

one I hate heel
two im 5'10

[smoky plume]

nah thats you g

[near smelt]

😭

[smoky plume]

glazing compeition but i lwk aint complainin

[somber sky]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[tidal portal]

That's your student.

[silent relic]

bet

[near smelt]

you tiny amoebic creaature

[burnt shadow]

[burnt shadow]

woah woah woah

[near smelt]

🤭 ya

[burnt shadow]

what is being shown here and to who

someone pull out google lens

[near smelt]

I read that as
someone pull out geagle's lens

[silent relic]

lens are what you need too see ur di-

[near smelt]

I was confused

[burnt shadow]

that was the joke

yes

[somber sky]

we're showing everyone how empty ur head is

[odd finch]

proof

[burnt shadow]

yeah giving head is

kinda not my strong suit

[near smelt]

I can show you what I made

[somber sky]

...

[burnt shadow]

might need some assistance with that one, chat

[bold nebula]

hands up and give me all your wine and drugs

[odd finch]

a kid? lets see the kid

[burnt shadow]

how about i give you my love instead

mwah

[near smelt]

he's asleep rn

[bold nebula]

works frfr

[burnt shadow]

uh

[odd finch]

how many months old is he?

[somber sky]

i don't think anyone wants that

[tidal portal]

Guys

[odd finch]

@smoky plume i dibss next

[tame loom]

no!! i want the wheels!!!

[near smelt]

5
almost 6

[burnt shadow]

you'd be surprised, darlin'. coserai's been rizzin' up the men of znotes for a while now

[smoky plume]

okkkk

deal

[bold nebula]

@smoky plume how about I do that instead

[burnt shadow]

perfect, be there in 10

[tidal portal]

We need to find the coaching teachers kids

They are not in safe hands

[smoky plume]

touch off?

[near smelt]

you could push geagle to the floor and steal his

[smoky plume]

[prisma salmon]

Sniped!

Text:

i am going to touch you

Message by king_cat

[somber sky]

then she's prob lonely and bored

[near smelt]

what

[burnt shadow]

coserai's a man.

[near smelt]

she?

[burnt shadow]

coserai rizzes up men.

[smoky plume]

why are you after me my son

calm down

[burnt shadow]

no homo tho ofc

[odd finch]

fresh out the womb

[burnt shadow]

😭

[silent relic]

barely

[somber sky]

...

[smoky plume]

bro wants me so bad ngl

[somber sky]

u don't seem very manly

[silent relic]

REAL

[odd finch]

who doesnt

[burnt shadow]

perhaps

[bold nebula]

anything

[smoky plume]

anything?

[near smelt]

yet he looks like
he's been around since the 80's
chubby and shit

[tidal portal]

[burnt shadow]

touch off ❌
your clothes off ✅

[somber sky]

🤢

[near smelt]

inter gave birth?

[smoky plume]

donut stacking competition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yipepee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tame loom]

hmmmm, worth a try. anything for the wheels

[odd finch]

add a bed, subtract the clothes and multiply eyo

[smoky plume]

what the fuck

[near smelt]

hotwheels

[smoky plume]

randoms as shit

[odd finch]

type of maths i'd understand instantly

[burnt shadow]

(i feel like im obligated to make it clear that im a 16 year old and all of the people here are consensual participants in this (except you ofc idt i asked there))

[near smelt]

sorry? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber sky]

oh