#chat-lounge
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jaanu means "disgusting"
oh
hes lying
woww mimi
random ahh stuff
lying
during lecture
jannu basically means lover ellie
mhmmm
HELP
chutiya means lover
SHE DOESNT BELIEVE ME
bsdk
π
no it doesn't
(hes trolling)
shaddo tu chup reh
LOL
bsdk means youre so cute
madarchod means "i love you too"
wtf is bsdk fr
and maa yawaa means im into you
are you really that innocent
merah toh chand ap han jannu
wtf is maa yawaa
I FEEL LIKE THE ALPHA CELLS BEING SECRETED FROM THE ISLETS OF THE PANCREAS
mujeh itni diverse galioyoh kah nahi pata π
ellie she's saying that you should shut the fuck up and you're disgusting
crazy
what does that meann
π
oh
real
STOP LYING TO THE KID
mimi's really rude
ur whole family
which is why himv is my name
fax
google translate isnt translating this
supernova says nothing but bars
i told you
WRITE IT IN CHAT GPT
π
see
saim bato
yeh maa yaawaa kia han
u made that shit up
bsdk
pan yawwa
kia baqwas han
and maa yawwa
see am nice to you
chatgpt can make mistakes
check for important info
is literally what openai wrote underneath the search bar
it's inaccurate ellie
nuh uh
"you're my moon, dear"
u cant be talking shit lil bro
don't ever trust a lahori/punjabi
ur from islamabad π
parachinar chutiya
"brown balls"
islamabad is based
i lived in islamabad
nhi tu balls ko aur kya bolun
where is islamabad
I'll sacrifice my life for islamabad
god i hate that gayland
in lahore
but it's better than being a 3'1 lahori
where is lahore
in patoki
islamabad gets slandered for being whitewashed but I've seen more afghan here there pakistanis
woww hello catto
Heyy
im getting a different answer from everyone
ramen 
icecream
where have you been π
Welcome back!!!
whhat the hell
mimi
thats saim for u
who's saim
you
i'm not saim
doxxed
mhm
i am not saim
and address too if you can
Bro got doxxed
saim ibn mahid
mimi if you
i think
proceed to
Boy-
jump off a roof
delte
rehman
LOL
you iodot
he said it in chat
,av
o

ok he deserves to get doxxed
yuarr
trash
exactly
wattpad lookin ahh
that can't be a real name
it is π
it is..
π
how to find countrate of any element
yes please
karo send
yes, and your credit card too
chat gpt karo
wow so programmer coder sigma real
ain't no mmotherfucker getting my address
im scared of this guy
i alrdy know bro
brokeass
I am medicalist
no you don't
pindiboy confirmed
you live on 123 roblox street bro dont play w me
karo send?
im backkkk
yes
i dont wanna studyy
i want to find this guy
i don't play roblox
hello back
same
dm karo yah yahi pah
but thats your address
tomorrow college is off
i am a very spoiled kid
dm me
are you for real π
dont
then again saim has no opps
american candy is so ass
@stark magnet holy shit i was looking at our old messages about ugly a level chem
wait wait wait
that is actually be
me right now
how has it been so long 
will cr 7 left behind the mr beast
kaha se
are you in syracuse by any chance
pls don't mention it, it's past trauma nowππ
don't know
chemistry
lmaoo
chemistrychemistrychemistrychemistrychemistrychemistrychemistrychemistrychemistrychemistry booo
ikr I feel ancient π
itnah jhoot
amma send it here
I will bite u
|| yaurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr||
?
π
π
quetta cafe kah nazdeek han
and still sometimes i want to drop out and go back to that smh
i CAN HEAR THIS MESSAGE

shut UP
LOL
the quetta cafe nearest to my house
is an hour and a half away
because the trauma only evolves to newer levels π
Same thing
im going to give you the pharoahs curse
But at least chem Nahi hay
phase 7
this is top tier mommy daddy stuff
no π
woh teri phupho ka han
mommy daddy stuff?
?
did you smoke a bit too much bro
true and the trauma helped me earn transfer credits 
my phuppo lives in lahore
are you okay
there's a Quetta cafe right at the end of my street(:
ain't no quetta cafe in nyc
hehe:> life skills
the fuck is a quetta
it's love
its a city bro
Good afternoon Zee NOTES!
hot parathas
π
silkaa
and tea
oh really
like whitewashed
made from their sweat
yeah yeah i get you it took a while for it to register
mb
hell nawhhh
good afternoon silk
yes:>
i used to go in the civic centre one everyday last year for ramadan
hello helpun king
asli nhi bol sakta cz ion no what quetta cafe is
oooh. kithar. lhr or khi
quetta cafe parathas are better than every other food ngl
hru gang
except my mother's food
quetta cafe parathas with channa
I'm from Lahore but in Islamabad for uni
silak babn ban ban
life's good
my condolences
I'm gonna nap now
goodnight
what're you studyin
fast? :o
every pakistani university is shit
batameezzzzzz
except for nust
woh parhtey Hain kitabein mein parhta hon insaan π
can u stfu
shut up whitewashed
But Electrical engineering
tu Pakistani Nahi hai anymore
what the fuck do you eman
ever since i came to nyc, i feel desi as fuck
Mfw I'm in nust and I think it's the worst π€‘
i miss the samosas made from the sweat of the street vendors
reri wala chacha ke samosas
k
which year
π
i live in isb but am enrolled in online uni cuz broke π
Junior
major?
Electrical
do you know faris ali khan
Don't tell me you're in nust π
π
nust metro station
Nope idek my own classmates π
nah he's a junior in nust too
catoo is a girl right
lmao
i can tell from context π
i prayed 10 rakat shukran when i got my university acceptance from the usa
Catto is a thought
some of my friends went to fast and i think thatβs the worst one 
i hate hate hate hate pakistan
yuarr ur a girl
are you in us now
Fast is ragra π
ramen is a paki too
π
i don't know
I knowww
what is fast
Our own national Islamabadi borgir
a uni
university
in pak
fast cables
yeah smh
isb mein?
XX or XY
Ramenπ
ZZ
yes
Karachi, Lahore, Islamabad, Peshawar and Chiniot-Faisalabad
Cause you always be napping
ab toh koi alag hi chez han yaar
if i call my younger sister a bitch for calling me at 4:30 am us time, is it rude
cuz you're being rude to yourself by lowering to yer level
yes
oh
Why doesn't this server have gojo twerk sticker yet
u dont call women bitch
ikr ive been saying this
this is the closest thing
exactly (iβve started waking up at 6 am these days because i had some motivation at the start of the sem)
IMAN WTF?
hmm
Don't judge okay, it's an entire EMOTION for me
can u shush

youre a girl too, not a woman
u wouldnt get it vro :(
i ahve every right to call you a bish too
iman u need help
bestie did second week end yetπ
aint no we ganna get a tweking gojo
buhut mushkil horhi boss
yeah it ends today
Lemme send the sample gojo twerk ||if it isn't against server rules idr them hehe||
i wanna 2 geagle for ths dumb shit but he might scold π
itni active han living behna π
i have questions
Going stronk on the early waking thing then I c
guys
π
raw noodles
yes
i'm not in silamabad
Plenty of places

Just go to metro
i hatre that gay ahh ranbow ahh twerking ahh city
100%
are they good for chowmein
raw noodles? like straight outta grass?
esajees
i dont like noddles taht dont have chew to them
already want to give up π©
arbella has a good range of raw noodles
you should be good
pak cities moment??
this emoji looks more like its laughing than yelling 
yes
Idkkk
shes yhawning
ur from there π€‘
u islambadi
Keep going good sir, you can do it(β β β βΏβ γ»β )β ββ β
very cute
metro esajees and arbella ok ill searcch those
i wasn't even born in pakistan, i lived in islamabad for 2 years
there are NO rainbows in isb, unless you're in bahria town maybe
so ur not paki.
pakistani cities mei i've lived the most in multan

like rich people areas
π
i'm not pakistani duh π
e-11?
There are bestie, saw one in my uni the other day (H12)
oh wait
oh uh
pakis in the chat π₯
saw them in h8
everyday
We're not talking about actual rainbows
bruh
Sorry mbπ
yes π
you got me thinking
catto π
I'm just a beby β¨
what were ur subs in O/A level
i was like "they're already here. I'm next
he's so hot
kendirkc limark
I had 9 O'levels with physic chem bio and IT and 4 alevels, physics chem bio math
grades?
ooo. very nicee
woah
Discord moment with the stars
mashallah
lol
a2?
It's glory of the old days nowπ
shes in uni
private or school
School
i'm aware dumbass
das crazy
it looks italic
A stars
so hence "*"
π
yes
beat getting an A* in A2 fm
exactly
I gave all together
which school
holy
was it
composite is easy easy
beaconhouse
||I had two distinctions||
LMAO
in?
SAIM
what
flex
ur not beating that
she's studying in a pakistani university
okay?
and???
Maths and Best across four Alevel subs at National level
π
W
only thing i can flex is well
well
mashallah
I didn't even apply outside β¨β¨β¨
spent my shit on an ap
Idr shit about alevels π
you can do tutions
as is easy mimi, a2 is genuinely difficult
@bold nebula THANK YOU SO MUCH I GODDANM LOVE THIS SERIES
Gave +1 rep to akiioxo!
for a levels
issoki just general advice and i am sure u can do it fr :3
as is all about understanding and revising day by day
operation true love!!
i am cooked?
anyone can get straight as in as
YEAH I LOVE ITTT
Past papers past papers past papers
cooked in
you got me jumping like >.<
π
topicals first, past papers later
boom shakalakwje
and marking schemes
eat up the schemes
i did past papersa month before the papers
It's part of it π
Hi vell
hi dylan
Lgs in Lahore
lgs?
but man they r smart
chat i wanna migrate here
lahore grammar school
hm
slay
i can only flex knowing music theory
music leh latah A levels meh
that's sexci ngl
i know smart peeps from lgs who got 3 us
i know
I only sing π
i only cry
that's very cool
i sang "photograph" and "hona tha pyaar" on my mum and dad's wedding anni
bohut borger baceh han but yea the one who do study r smart asf
2 years ago
Us π€
burger hunna mai? ain't no burger ever singing hona tha pyaar
inn front of a crowd of 50 people
r u stupid
not here
Oh no I can't sing in front of people, I'm a hallway singer π
we got mfs singing
smh
people sing this in my school
With a phone full of covers that I'll never post π
catto now i am ganna bombard u with Qs 
Hehe feel free to do so:>
i have usbs full of instrumentals i made
hiii
Hi
and never released them too
meow
||share em||

i can share this one though
idk if im allowed to say this but what is flutter doing in that emoji...
it's bad though, my worst project uptil now
This is pretty cool:>
Builds really slow tho, but still really cool considering idk shit aha
π
i'm aware
i tried doing the metro boomin beat breakdown
he did it in am i dreaming
listen to it
the best end credits song imo
he broke down his kicks, snares and hats in the song
in the middle of the track
and i tried mirroring that
except i didn;t have any decent plugins
I'll give it a listenπππ
Oooooooo
I say as I stare @ these words like a blob fishπ
I'm just a girlβ¨
insert sad hammy
funny thing is metro made the violin instrumental entirely on this
what
As in I'm clueless):
What is this
fl studio's piano roll
maybe
I only sing so idr know much about music production at all, sorry am dumb):
all good
i suck at singing
i sound enitrely like a desi pathan now
whenever i try to sing
I can show some of my covers if you'd likeπ
and he;s singing hona tha pyaar
π€
that's me
don't tell me you sing covers of taylor
It's more about the vibe okπ
Funnily I've never done a single one of hers
yeah i was singing to a crowd of people who're 40+
I have Gracie, a lot of Urdu ones and some Disney ones:>
and 12 children aged under 8
GRACIE
HELL NO
Aisa confidence chahiye:>
i did it because my dad gave me a death threat
π
:O
What kinda cool dad is thisπ
my dad is a sweetie and a cool hot man
catto sings?
but sometimes

bruh
turn into his military mode
It's okay, average dad lamha
mimi u should be mimiancholic
||yesnt||
i sent him this song to listen
we need to hear fr
iβm mushancholic for ur cult
Imagine sending your dad songs π
π¦¦
ur the only one. stop dreaming smh
yaurrr
Mine was better btw
omg ok but I'll apologise in advance for any ear yeets
oh he loves rap
lmao
shush
it always will be
start another cult, me willing to join
ykw i'll do it for u
<3
π¦¦
mimi are there any benefits for the elderly in your cult
iβm an elderly and i get free chai
Maybe after uni during break cuz no time ππ
yaurrr
will i get
slayy
pension
free chai
so old
if that's what i get
slay
Too bad Alan took the full ownership of your ride
itβs the light
it was made from stale milk
π¦¦
aint no way
Idc, I'm getting a license inshallah
he had his own black car
I wanna own a car irl!!!
i want one π¦¦
my dream phone
My professor still uses one
not working
provin no threat hmm
:0
you have a good voice
thankyou:>
Gave +1 rep to r4nsbysater!
Try to come to Canada and get one here ππ
what song were you singing
A Disney one from toy story
ohh
yaur π
on result day
):
which resulted in my counsellor rescinding my recc letter
well no shit bruh
i just wanted to end my principal no shit sherlock
i hate my parent relations officer too
@trim torrent like look at this!! I hate boulevard turns. It may look easy, but not so easy with a lot of cars and ofc if you wait too long and miss so many chances, you fail the test
Plus you have to watch out for pedestrians
π
so bish is now blacklisted
she gave my
95% scholarship
in my a2
and the stadnard is 100% for 3 as
what the fuck
just run over someone π
das crazy
bro phak i need to grind studies
Yes, you bro
When I see you as a pedestrian walking
pls doπ
Do it on a Friday when I have 9-5 classesπ₯°
yaar as is actually easy trust me
it's not because i'm a nerd, it's genuinely easy
That's bad yeah, but I had worse. Basically 9-9 classes lmao
i saw the 2024 as physixs paper
wallahi i couldve scored 60/60 on it
wow, my grandma uses the iphone 15 pro
I have no gapsπ
Kool grandma
thatβs the phone zubair bhaiya uses, i want a button flip phone
Sem
damn scary
And I have tomorrow off tooπ
no off for me
why does ur brother have a child
πππ
What is ur major btw
Electrical Engineering
Ik wut phone he uses too
Won't say, but mashallah
I never got the hype tbh
It's already way too oversaturated atp
It is, that's why
cs is hard? π
Dang it
I'm opting for coop
Easy until they trick you and make it harder
But depending on a person
no chup
@charred summit u worthless lifeless psyco
π
no but the job market is absolute insanity
yea im taking cs.. and im scared i might not find a job
im going to take
π
best advice is to have another major along with it
u can use CS as a tool for many fields
but relying solely on it is not good imo
hmm i seee
thanks for the advice
I wanna do joint honours with stats (cuz it's the closest and I like it), but the issue is I might have to retake some courses to achieve the required grades. For example I got a B in calc, but I needed to achieve an A to enter honours
Even if you have a good gpa, it does not matter ^
Unis restrictions π€·ββοΈ
yes
Hello guys
i am in charge of hosting student fair day, Iβm eager to make it as engaging and memorable as possible. i would want your thoughts on how we can grab the attention of university attendees effectively.
Do you have any ideas or suggestions for activities, themes, or special touches that could make our MAIN BOOTH stand out ? Additionally, if you have any recommendations for gifts or giveaways that could leave a lasting impression, Iβd be grateful for those too!
ask that girl why you keep callin
You
yea ngl theres no self promotion for anything
L mod
no u
I agree
bro thinks this is promotion π
@dense spoke mods ko guide karo

@subtle hare dumb mod smh
LMAOAOAOOAAO
us*
L mod
Who made mishal
Mod
Bro
remove her mod
demote her
ban her
ever since she became mod she stopped being one of us man
I agree π
I agree
She changed
(I met her after she became mod)
who are y'all talking about
mishal
who's that
hello silka
I FORGOR TO MENTION YOU
IN MY GOODBYE MSG
TSKTSK
πwakt I actually did
LMFAOOOOO
ππLMAOAOAOA
i will forever miss u real talk π
I mean you are never online ππ
Tsktsk
well the times i AM online its nice seeing u
also no u didnt
Will send u in Dm fr
what msg
LMFAOO its okay you dont have to
It's a long ahh msg u cant blame me
Also pixel stfu
U cant even remember all the mods
ππ
can anyone help me generate ideas lol
Mishal asked to send a goodbye msg for her
so I was like I'll send for everyone
π₯
do u think I have a good memory
L mod π
When?
make stuff like quizzes and hand out candy on specific majors or general trivia
tired already
anything more ?
chatgpt
^
guys my friend isn't sending me the project we're supposed to be doing because i didnt play roblox with them yesterday
I'm tweaking
wtf
Is she 10 yo
might secretly be
ts due tmrw :
you are friends with minor
S
nvm you're also minor
Smh
why do u sound so disappointed
I dont
LMAOO π
hmm
What
Pls do not sing that goofy ahh song
It makes me want to kms everytime i hear it
Lemme pull that ss
even a 5month old haes physics
nooo\
wait till that baby finds out ehat chemistry us
Chemistry is super fun! You get to learn all about how things work on a molecular level, and it's really interesting. I'm sure your friend will love it!
π I havent showed him chem yet
swatched a physics yt and the kid started crying
he seems to like math tho
lmao
chup kar
false
LMFSOO
ez
make the project, present it to the teacher first and boom
what if i got get above 45
maths is easy bro shut up
fr
what if i dont get above 40
then womp womp
sank you vro
EXACTLY MY PROBLEM
nah you'll get it dw
WHAT IF
I'LL DO THAT!
LMFAOO NOO I was kidding
Is that sung jin woo in ur pfp?
it is what it is, join the cult
π
eunhyuk
sooooo
oh em gee hi bel!!
Hi
meow
I'll put a better picture
Gives u instant noodles