#exam-results-mj-24
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Uhm
This shit is too funny 😭
says the one who got a distinction
past paper topicals no black magic

Damn
Wallah this generation is manayek
fr
For as levels?
i can show you the paper i got 1/80
Bro y’all r too smart wtf
Ikr
life already fucked with all of us anyways
for caie examinations
I've never gotten more than a C in physics
realll
or lower than a C
I am freaking cooked
math's my lowest was a B
Stfu you A* student
You're literally the smartest one here 💀
Idk I've always been ass
Maths is easy af
A*????
meh
damn i thought that u were a physics dude
Yeah
my teacher too told me to take core in phy as i wont be able to do extended but i sstuck to myself
I lost 200/200 bcs of one silly mistakes (cost me five marks)
I am. not.
I got an A in physics
Boy did u see Velvs result
math dude?
LMAOOO AND U GOT 100 PERCENT
a* in math B in add math
Ur teacher has to be trolling
i got 17/ 200 in math i remember very well
What'd she get?
All A*
No way
Mashallah
naw my teacher is crying lmaoo
guys
I only got 1. I wanna get chem and bio rechecked fr tho I think I got robbed of it
Damn mashallah
Bro velvie did u smoke something before the exams
math is just doing past papers
im not gifted or shit
All A* I think idk
Wallah better than me
Scroll up
I did every past paper till 2019 for math
UR IN ALEVEL DUDE

i just did listen to teachers and shit
i bet she became highly religious and prayed to every known god ever
I need whatever velvie is on right now
Abey itna bhi farigh nhi hoon
I did one pp for all my exams tbf
Lmaoo
😔
Doesn’t matter
that's crazy
I should have done more man
Still better than me
Maybe I could have gotten star
yk at home I was getting 98% in my past papers
how much did u get?
😔
Nah Mimi did u not get threatened with boarding school
and in the exam I messed it all up
i did ll the past papers in history for phy chem maths v2 all fm mj on for igs
As 😔
🔥
Wallah most of my exams zero pps
Just common sense
v2
why the sad face?
I studied but not pp.
Wow that's why bro
so that's how you do all the past papers
yessir
Only chemistry
Pps are the main thing
I do every variant to ever exist
with hands
A level
BAHAHA
CUZ NO STAR WHEN I LITERALLY THOIGHT I WOULD GET ATLEAST 2
She sets high standards
atleast the ones that I get printed
CHEMISTRY FAIL
Don't be cheeky with me bro I'm already pissed at ur kind 😭
Well no shit. I have like a whole bunch of pp books now empty
I remember solving 17 past papers a day for chemistry
I hate chemistry A level
she should lower them
Amma just sell em to juniors when school starts fr
Fuck chemistry a level
Real
Lmaoo give it for free bro
ok
🇨🇳 ta 🇵🇰 🥁 🥁 🥁
WHAT IS HAPPENING
there we go
bruh what happened
nothing
Memory yeeted.
our chat got deleted
I just men in blacked you
😭😭😭😭
yo yo i went to school for my result my parents and everybody were invited all my guy friends and other friends started gay simping oveer my dad and started asking whter i want a step dad or some IT WAS SO ANNOYING
Mann Istg I'm gonna steal people's organs when I become a.doctkr
lmaoo
LMFAOOO
What the fuck..
WTF
Bro was hitting on her dad
hey! so this is INSANE
That’s sounds disgusting
ye idk bruh T_T
guy friends 
And disturbing
this generation is cooked
real^^
Is he that handsome?
So true
is your dad also a yale alumni
how does one even start studying for AS
he is my dad <3
That's what she said
I have no clue how to study on my own
The kids r just that down bad and that’s disturbing
neh he is arab
Send his pic bro I need to see him
Lmaoo
my mum is american
EMIRATES
ARABS ARE HOT
dad reveal now
wtf
I remember saying I would study for a level in vacation l
Look at me now
Saudi velvie?
me too
🥹
🤡
UAE
You’re half American half Arab
Ah
UAE gang
Velvie is rich af guys
lmaoo
Wtf did I even do this whole break
yes
so you musg be oil money rich
I am cooked
I'm telling u kidnap her wtf
yes exacttly yk why you asking
real?
Good idea
Yes I'm outside her house rn
which emirate? @rugged garden

what is that
Idk what that is
U got a tiger 😭😭😭
yessir
Velvie
Don’t say everything online
i dont
NAWWW BRO LEMME TOUR UR HOUSE
Bro's got bare peas lying around
noice noice jos is from there
doxxed
whos jos
Erm
LMAO

okay yall invited to dubai
Joe?
U live in one of the high rises?
Treat do
he's a mod
Itnah Acha result han
Betbet
she can't read urdy
Treat chayeh
urdu
why do you wanna know💀
😔
Ay NOICE
Skill issue
lol im already in dubai
he's gonna rob you
where yall at
I can't figure out which one bro 😔
reall^^
gang how doy ou start AS cs and physics
BRO I DONT NEED TO ROB SLRRR
Bro I can’t
Just cause I'm not Arab don't mean me poor
The only 7 star hotel ofc
according to my mom i still under performed 🤡
😭😭😭
I can buy all of y'all except velvie sad 😭
BAHAHAH
That’s crazy
Ur mom tripping ngl
Alo NOT ALL ARABS ARE RICH
TF
Agreed
issoke ill buy you <3
Want a gold cappuccino worth $300?
How to get rich guys
U can't bro

Be a doctor
you don't
😔
ye she has her stats in sky so-
@rugged garden give us house tour
Lmaoo
come
Bhai pak meh hi peda hona tha
Build a lemonade stand outside you're house
🥹
Teaching kids calculus 4 is fun af
I would die
AP?
Dw bro death is not the end
That’s one profession I’ll stay away from
lmaoo
Riyal cooked in both life’s
imma pull my hairs off fr
who here is gonna study medicine
Lmaoo
not me
Me bro
Not me
ayyy
not me
i will be doing cs
Doctor gang
and acting side by side
I thought about doing med tech lowkey
Bro if I had ur grades I would go to Harvard wtf
Wallah my family pressured me I SAID NO
But all that worked seemed idk
Are u bro?
yo what field? @toxic shard
yessid
Surgery inshallah wbu
Should've gone into it
Nicenicee
Missed opportunity
I prefer living poor my whole life instead of taking medicine
I should sleep
Stay in contact bro we built hospital together
I still can 😃
Lahore right?
ME TOO CARDIOTHORACIC SURGEON
But eh
AHH
I love engineering
I wanna go for neurosurgery
Zuzu u from Lahore?
Yess
YESSIR
96% is enough to be a doctor?
Ayein
STAY IN CONTct bro WE MAKE HOSPITAL TOGETHER
And transfer some of them over to us as well 
YIPEEEEEE
Didn’t u say u were in sharjah
No.
im from pakistan but i live in UAE bro
UAE
Acha g
honestly i would NOT go to ivys cuz my mom is connected to admission officers over there and shell get me in and take credits for her entire life no matter how hard i worked so i'd rather give my seat to a better deserving person fr i already told her that but she doesnt agree but idc :)
Too much money
everybody on this chat are simps 💀
Huh
?
u gonna go back to pakistan??
Siuuuuuu
hahaha sooo funny lol!
Bro think he did smt
Ahh parents and their connections
Bro
Maybe bro idk but further education good in pak
I'm from Pakistan and Im probably gonna stay in Pakistan till I die 🔥🔥
ooh my parents want to send me to UK
ye me and my parents dont get along fr
Created more of a revolution in one msg than warped ever managed in his entire career 
😔😔
Even if u get accepted into top unis , the expenditure is so damn high
Ur the goat g
Why 💀
😭😭😭
aid is given
not by choice
dunno man but hey im not gonna complain
Lmaoo
my mum was on 90 % aid from it
ppl like me don't get aid
Facts but like fk them westerners they be hating on us 😭
scholarships?
i- you gotta work for it and you still got time so
Yea ik but even if it’s 100%. The air fare, residence and all other living expenses is so damn high especially for a country like pak
Lahore zindabad
TELL ME ONE UNI IN UAE WHERE THEY PROVIDE SCHOLARSHIP OR SOME SHI BRO
nooo because there are many pakistani communities in UK
S for seduction ,you’ve been charmed by her corruption
I is for impressing girls online with your investment
M is is for the money that you’ve lost since all this started
P is for the princess because you gave her what she wanted
Empty wallet ooooooh
And even for scholarships the criteria so damn tough
laore laore hai
I need money
It's quite hard unless ur born smart 🤓 lol
Meh idk
Canada barely offers any
Khalifa Uni??
I know
For.medical?
yet I still can't act on it
oh yes that too you can get a local aid then
The best city in the world it topped the world ranking you know
yes
I need me famous unis bro
must be rooted within me
Is it good?
um good question
Bhai ab tujhe Kya hogya 💀
Freaking cooked
YES
Best city for ppl with asthma 
but heavy expensive unless u get a scholarship
which is fairly easy
really?
Lmao
Even top local unis r hard to get into and pricey asf 🤡
Please send me a brochure or some shit bro
Freaking cooked either way
They’re cheap tho
No they look at the country first and then decide if you're applicable or not 
yeah man i remember that they only needed a C to enter
SEND ME A WEBSITE
lums moment
Like 200k dollars per hour is kinda manageable
Which uni? But usually they don't care but yeah competition will be higher since there is alot of Pakistani ppl
NUST, FAST, LUMS R cheap? Since when
Mera karwado admission itnah hi cheap ha agar
This guy saying khalifa medical bro
Just google Khalifa University and check out their requirements 😭
Al Ain university 🔥
Bruh idk local unis are well hard also to get into haha if they are cheap
that ones good too
Alr bet tyy bro if I get admission in it I will make sure to give u 2 percent of all my earnings
Gave +1 rep to xozuzuu!
It’s so freaking competitive. Gov unis oh meh god they r even more ruthless
DONT FORGET ME MAN
THANKS
What about the rest of us?
oooh my dad internally invested in it its shit tho not TOOOO good
I was thinking about going to Lums but my friend told me you’re very white don’t go there
Wallah I was sad
No.
gn chat I'm gonna attempt to sleep. whilst figuring out how to study for cs and physics
LMAOOO
lol k
Nah fr any other unis in UAE tell me pl
tell us what else did your dad invest in velvie
nyu
nee york uni dubai
its life bruh you gotta win this race of trying to get in
REAL
UM.
Bro I am ganna die before I get to do anything
Easy enough for some to say
Why tf is life so shitty
it is what it is
Astaghfirullah
I ain’t even an adult yet and there’s so many comp
Any way u can get me a scholarship recommendation in it sir 😭
💀
you gotta tryyyy
we're too lazy to move
Lmao
"dad i want you to get in a person names "not ok""
and when you try and it's not good enough??
Lmaoo nahh ur dad's gonna love me
I better be fucking rich or this life was for nth
I'm too handsome to not be liked
Or happy Atleast
this reminded me of that one YT channel called bright side
I can’t be not happy or not rich
if yall know what i mean
😔
be the best be enough for yourself thats all that matters
velvie for president
Easier said than done
omg yessss
Hell no

hell yes
Oh yea lmao
I forgot that existed
I miss sleeping
I miss being happy
LMAO ME TOO
John green once wrote "I never excelled academically and took some pride in "not fulfilling my potential," in part, because I was terrified that if I tried my hardest , the world would learn that I didn't actually have that much potential. "
😔
Butterr
ive done it people used to say youll never go above a C grade but did i?? easier said than done is what i used to too get as well, bbut i DID IT
Did Jeremy Clarkson tweet about results.this year guys
idk
What in the
the goat
who tf is jeremy clarkson
Bro is living the life
it's too real 😔
the goat
Noice
I will not give u 2 percent earning now
top gear 🔥
NO WAIT
MAN
It’s so complex my mind exploded
Yesss
Or it’s just ur typing
U went too far with who is Jeremy
🤯
is it
wont C U at Oxford mate
LMFAOOO
😭😭
Is everyone in this chat from the gulf or are in the gulf countries?
That joke was so deadd
I am the gulf
no im from mars country
he got a C and a U why should ik him

you're just bad at reading
Am in Jordan
Crazy crazyyyyy
it's basically saying
Oh my gawd can a mod ban her for this
that
im in UAE
That
Wait is it a him or a her 😭
@somber gorge boy or a girl g?
that?????
That’s my planet wtf
girl
he was afraid of studying
bot
because
she/her
Oh shi
what if his capacity
Type in one msg god damn it
Woahhhhh
excuse me
wasn't that high
sorry was travelling by
damnnn
Go back to ur air space grr
jkjk
Zuzu is getting bullied by the rich gal
mb mb
Now how does that make sens
velvie NOT for president
This is fked
Lmaoo
💯
you're stupid icl
naw we besties <333
dethrone velvieplush
Risk of failure
yes
Alr guys
Or that fear of failure or wtv
what if even after trying
See u lot later
Bitch just say that then
he wasn't good enough
That English was so crap
womp Womp
Wtf
WHEN YOU WILL STREAM TO EXPLAIN QUANTUM PHYSICS
how?
He's the one who wrote the fault in our stars book, haha
It was all over the place
OHHHHH
after my OCT/NOVVVV
no?
I HAVE THAT BOOK IN MY TBR
How’s your preparation?
U are a tutor urself?mm
How much fees bro I will pay u my school fees for tution
She
wait till she finds out im rich as well 🤫
Hosts session
Woahh
omg i love that book and moviee
Bruh
HAHAHAHHAA
gucci
i do online session on znotes
At least did you finish the organic chemistry in AS?
will be back with it over here
Ikr I thought i had a big ego but uhh I got humbled

bruh-
You’ll get pinged
Watch bro be a catfish account and live in Siberia
ill start after my exams youll get pings dw
😭

she didnt even start As
Alrr
I read it, it's a nice coming of age ig
She’ll do them this October
Bro chill
dont become like Chemistry fail
im giving oct/nov 2024
What u want tell me u need to have a goal to become rich
How does one chill
Velvie seriously
Did you finish organic chemistry?
LMAO
My dad saw a car when he was small and khalas he bought that company when he grew up his dream
@supple oracle I wouldn’t take that darky
yes lil left most prolly by tom or day after
Don't worry about money bro it comes and goes
No it should only come
Worry about making urself happy
Yes the movie is emotional, although I watched it awhile ago maybe even years ago so I don't rember the storyline
Wallah I failed I deserve it
Never go
Khalas
U FUCKING GOT AS
Lmaoo
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mashallah gj
i get i get it fr i was sobbing
U guys are making Mimi sad cause of how rich y'all sre
guys listen as long as you're not pregnant then your life is as perfect as it can be
You’ll never understand
?????
…
youre not a woman so u wont understand
I want me a kid 🥺
Wokay
I am a woman and I DONT understand
Bro went through something 💀
protein
LMAO
NO I DIDNT SHUT UP
I was solving 6-8 past papers a day
Each paper is 2 hours for chem alone
I was expecting an A* , imagine being 3 marks away
💀💀💀
But it’s still a good result man. Be proud
If I eat protein I get a kid?
imagine being pregnant and still in uni
Velvie se baat krle, woh Kuch scene ya set up krdi gi
Am not
Bro wtf
I got scolded
NO WTF?
I believe so, luck and that aswell. Coz with a goal u hv a direction and are not lost between the tracks?? Kinda
damnn
IM SAYING IMAGINE
🤣🤣
Agreed
avg american plot
AHAHHAHA SEE
@neon granite need urself checked up broo
guys go to sleep
Not everyone is here for catching the girls
Fr
is 3 am
S?channel
youre not my mama
shouldve said high school and prego but ok
yes I am
I can’t sleep
I wish I can
I go somewhere else for that 😭
Move to cl fr fr
prove it
umn

check your door
EXACTLY
Where’s the birth cert
S?me
no one at my door buddy
cheecked you aint there yet
As papers can be finished in 20 minutes
It’s a lie. Ur rich
Dw
check your mom's bed
true
it'll be empty
yep if you speed run
We pakis r boke
Bro @rugged garden what car does ur dad have mate it shows how rich u are
in her room rn didnt see you :(
no look at me, im pakistani but still rich, u can be like me too
Eidi jaldi se khatam hojati hai 😭
LETS GO GANG
Gurl u live in UAE 🤡
must be nice
HENAH LMAO
yes i do you're invited
why do you wanna know bro im not rich fr 
it is
My best is 16 minutes 57 seconds for paper 2 chemistry got 59/60
Sub 15 minutes was possible but I got a bad rng during the speedrun
oh yeah SURE

Bro tahts crazy
This chat is wild
vwlvie how far are you into the syllabus
bruhhhh
also that's not true
she worships it
Prolly gets about 500 DHS pocket money per month 💀
damnnnn speed run fr
Bro what
😭😭
NAH EXCHANGE CARS BRO TELL ME UR CAR
second revision almost complete
greece pics
SECOND REVISION 🤡🤡
i started in OCT/NOV 2023 wdym T_T
I thought that was Velvie house for a sec
Geoguessr?! 
pretttttttyyyyyyyy
GURL WTF
along side igs
That's the Whitehouse 🗣️

@rugged garden result?🧍♂️
prettyyyyyyyy
check pins
HOW WERE U DOING IGS AND AL??
Igs are side quests to ya?
igs i did in 3months then i was chilling doing pps
All A* 's
no-
It’s normal
FYM THE WHOLE IG??
no it's not
Congo!

No it’s not 🤡🤡
we have been doing igs for 3 years
W but need to know subjects as well lol
Exactly 💀
ye 6 subs
O levels can be done in 1 day without knowing anything
and no one thought to give us proper guidance
BRO WTF
Who???
Wallahi
tyy<33
paki
Easy shit
OH MY GOD STFU
paki
Ig it's a pak thing 😭
WHO R GUYS
Wtf
CHEMISTRY FAIL
I took 9 subjects
NO HOPE
three compulsory
i can feel mimi screamingg
what happened
YES PLZ DO FEE IT
vwlvie took your distinction BTW
PTSD
Mimi you're smarter than all of us
check pinned
lmaoo
HERE COMES ANITHEE GEEK
lets see
Just finish
no check pinned
im interested in teh certificate
🔫
ik
If I was I wouldn’t be super worried abt a lvl or scholarships or going abroad
who wants nature pics
guys yk the exam fees are expensive too 😔
memeeme
@somber gorge did u say khalifa uni does mbbs?
I am so done
It shows medical sciences not mbbs 😭
if i forget (i wont) the distinciton certi will be released in jan 2025.
Prettyyu
you can't win?
do send that ...
Beautiful
oh mah lordy lorddd my eyes are blessed
this was in China
okay and?
Bro marks doesn’t matter at all
😭😭
you have 7 As and 1 a*
Tahts nothing
my result is ass in comparison
Mf u had add maths
I hsve 2 Cs.
Ur planning on taking fmath🤡
AYO SHADOO
Ion talk here normally so sry for spawning in... But where is that😭
and what did thay get me.
Tahts humanities
A levels are easy JUST STUDY
Nobody cares
I know.
Really bro?
in o levels you had 6 subs
its in China, Shandong
Prettyyyyy
A levels you have 3-4
useless.
ur smart in maths
More time to study
No
Mimi
🎤
That's coollll
you're smarter than all of us
Oh god bruh don’t even
Yeah
okies i gtg yall
Thus is pissing me when all of u got stars
You just don’t believe in yourself
by chance e
byeeeeee
bye velvie
Bai bai
Okay yea you know what
prosperity academy for physics in urdu
Same bye , since I can’t sleep I’ll watch a physics lecture for fun
Salam
zphysics for phy in english
Amma man up
i found a tuition
for further math
10k per month
BELIVE IN MYSELF
uh check out zainemathics and mathsbysaadly for maths in urdu
saif learned from him
bruh
W
tbh mimi when i first joined this server i looked up to u and saw u as a really smart person, dont let 1 grade let u down
Where is this bro 💀💀 all other tuitions r like 20k 😭
wdym bruh
You’ll get all A in AS in sha Allah
I need a teacher
do you want his number
You know me?? 😭
Sure karo send
@signal grotto u finna host as physics sessions too?
you seemed smart ngl
LETS NOT LOOSE HOPE
SEEM
You alone can cook YOU’RE MIMI
YES I AM MIMI
mihght, or i might leave if i find a better place
But when I don’t remember seeing u
Better place for what???
😭
damn
Start studying for As now and impress your teachers
😞
honestly any place, this community can be a bit toxic and ... yk not very understanding at times.
Bro uhm
Classes start in sep
Do I have a chnace

Oh shit that's sucks I'm sorry
Finish half of the syllabus
HALF??
in
You can
Bro
thanks, dw ill share a copy with you if i do host
Gave +1 rep to notok_5087!
Wait
look i dont always talk in the chat but i do see u helping many people frequently so thats why i saw u as a smart person
September
Yes
Ooooh
Adam u saved my physics grades btw so u shall be the g in my eyes always
Ty mate
Gave +1 rep to adam_croft!
I calculated there’s another month
that means a lot ❤️
Just study
glad to help!
Anyway bye
Helping doesn’t always mean smart, but yea sure I might be good in those OL days but this is alevel much more serious and hard
I am ganna take math phy cs and psy
Pray tell for what sub am I completing hslf
math
All
…
Math is easy
Bro
eh
2 hours before the exam enough for A
Idk transformations
It’s hard what r y’all on
🤡🤡
CAP
Wallah got 98/100
I dmed you the thing BTW
Bro ur just built diff then
it's out of 125
There’s no way I am getting close to that 2 hrs before
Aight
In school
A level mark barely A because I got B in AS
I see
I'm going for
71 in p1
chat
Darky what subs did u have
dude
what are the chances that my pums are good?
and 45 in s1
did yall see venting channel
yss
i got all a+ anddd distinction can be given to more than 1 person
50 50
ill give you a
i dont like those odds
can plants get cancer
Okay then 99- 1
i like em better, i wanna be that 1%
Did u revise everyday?
🙂
Go ahead
ya?
math - 93
physics - 98
computer - 100
chemistry 99
Wow
hmm, ight lesse
woahhh
ya it was a good paper
Bold no.a
fle 80


81-87 i think 
cuz it wasnt THAT bad
Lmao
84

ehst else due you the

take
accountign which is like 98
Should I do recheck for bio and chem
YES
What tips would u give someone that’s going to year 12?

Idk