#a2-general
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i suppose js imagine if there was numbers?
yeah
wont be accurate tho
so js my phone usually
confidence interval 90%
L
but i use analog
Old?
decent
ngl smart watches not even real watches
I am your therapist
u a real g
ly old
True
You back
some bitches these days cant even read an analogue clock
yep
๐ญ๐ญ literally
Waste of money tbh
ueah they are
Ikkkkkk
there used to be kids in my school
i bought apple watch one time
How times have changed
i was flabbergasted when i found out ๐
and can't read it lol
yeah
Bruh thats the most basic skill in life
to think our generation evolves backwards
to walk
Straps for airpods

what if u blind
That always cracks me up
๐ญ
Uhhhhh then it complicates stuff
They must have watches with braile
Maybe
lol
gotta have my lovely ai assistant say the time every 5 minutes
fredrique constant told me other day
Apple Watch if you tap it twice it says the time
Its analog
idk how it works
Like the one with camera and video capabilities
like you can connect to your phone
not sure
i didn't ask them much about it
Its pedo 
bro wasn't spying
yes
Broooooooo i cant believe i didnt realise 
Thankfully it broke and he said he didnt have the money to fix it
Phew
Anyone knows when will we be able to register for oct nov as private candidate
wait does it?
Yeah it does
wth
I have one so can confirm
Some watch faces only though
๐
You didnโt experience the total package of a smart watch

Ask your center
They will delighted to tell ya
But i think its during results time in august
I only have one therapist
No I am front
Me?
lol yeah
But now Iโm having tuition
Kiddddd
good
Who does tutions
So weak
so true
But a good analog costs a but tbh
Hello nasi
tissot prx
Not talking of those that die in two weeks 
is really cheap
me, tuition on piano and bass and chinese ๐ค
How u doing
hi zaid
Weak 
like couple hundred dollars
u keep on coming back
Exams over?
Just came here for the mcq exams
lol weak is it
Do i look like a wannabe pedo?
ah i see
I got a fitness band with time capabilities and can track my workouts for 40 dollars 
what do u have
Def not
i think $600 or smthn for the autmatic one
accounting?
Wonโt join after that
yesss most certainly
Ouchhhhhhh
Eco and accounts
yeah but not a real watch lah
aw
Nasi
ah alright
So true
i can do the same 
oh
lmao
yes 13 yr old
i used to be 13 yr okd
Kidinssssssss hehe
๐ฅบ
so true bro
Nah nasi lemak tastes better when 13 yr old
what
what nasi lemak is 13 years old
|| it was joke, just go along with it
||
oh
That one

damn you like bad nasi lemak
wtf wtf wtf
this can be blackmail material
ayo
gimme some locals
chillest indo person i know
do others scream at u or smth

probably cause i play pubg
No no its fermention
bruh
lmaoooooooo
๐ค๐ค
๐
๐
lmao that guy
No i make nasi jokes
Oh it was a reference
my kind of jokes?

indonesian food best sea food
Yes u kind of joke๐๐๐
yes
nice
i will sleep now
thank tou
for the insight
@vestal moth
Sd u saw that asian woman, with the pickle jar something?
Which asian woman
๐

I also wanna see
Like the fermentation jar
Asian woman
โi am a good boiโ
๐๐๐
no lmao
I forgot what she calls it
which is it
I just wanna see asian woman whats wrong?
komboocha
badabing badabong
Wait i am sure shes gonna pop in shorts again
Idk what that is
Uhh yeah so same way nasi can be keppt fresh (the joke ended long ago tho
)
bruh
I am adult
Ooooooo i am scared
I mean this jar is supposedly to be 17 yr old now
You know Arabic?
Whats wrong with being 17 huh
Nope 
Are you โฆ?
Ma Sha Allah
Those pickles are 17 yr old
And they still have it
you speak arabic?
Like eat it
Get rid of roles that you donโt study for from your pfp
Arabs meeting
Habibi!
hala
What?
Yea
Yes itโs โฆ
Oh ok ....
mr black you an arabic geek or smthn?
Anyone have Sadapay?
I am Muslim
Wait wth I thought it was 2-3 am something already
oh lol
Hallucination
i thought cause you write mashallah correctly lmao
Thatโs different meaning I think
quite rare
Fr
?
what's that
@analog mantle ur still alive but u cudnt vc
L anxiety
Hi
Neither Mashallah nor Masha Allah
The correct is
Ma Shaa Allah
ู ุง ุดุงุก ุงููู โ
ู ุดุงุก ุงููู x
ู ุดุงููู x
Also I'd like to teach you Inshallah (x)
Inshaa Allah (x)
The correct is
(In shaa Allah)
ุฅู ุดุงุก ุงููู
Best regards
He googling that too
Itโs E-bank
oh
๐
nice
Where you can have your bank acc
in arabic i write correctly
Like all the letters
I did to make sure I donโt spread false 
I am not sleepy but tired๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
Inshallah and in sha Allah are different meaning
shut n sleep
No no i was talking about sadapay
What does the first one mean?
Tf Ik about it and I have it
i mean p much everyone knows what you mean lmao
Tried idk why itโs quite unusual
I usually fall asleep at 9
vibe to moosic
I WAS KIDDING CUZ U TOOK IR TIME TO REPLY, JOKINGGG
Yee listeninng
Yeah lol
thanks
@quaint prairie
didn't expect to her it from you of all people though๐
yeah?
Would it be weird if I join room 1 VC
And listen what theyโre saying
And then leave
we're talking abt durian
just read chat vc if u wanna be in the know lol
Ah alright lol
Wait is the ping bout
whatchya listenin to
no electricity here so im vibing to moosic too in the dark
moonlight so bright thooo
only if i had a better camera to take a better pic of it
Only if i had a camera๐
I MEANT MY PHONE CAMERA BROO ๐
shud have bought a pixel
Ik my phone no camera
only if i had more money
ouch ๐
Make more money
dont u earn like alot
If your aunt had balls sheโd be your uncle
well bc of A levels my buy sell smol business stopped
๐
reselling is a better term for it tbh
Why
Fair
yes ๐
Thf
I still
Did i on the side
But i think i wouldโve got better grades
Had i not
did what
But im glad i did
did what
Cause made lots of money
welp
no i wont
small profit
i'll just start tuition after exams end
retaking as chem so its gonna end at june 7
abt 50$ jus in case ur wondering how much it is
sort of like
pocket money
Yโall talking about camera?
But why not both
Fair enough
W
Per month thatโs quite hard ngl
per mnth is impossible, thats alot
it really is impossible
most programmers cant find a job after uni bc they dont have the right certification for their jobs
As a programmer, yes itโs difficult
But if youโre a ceo for example
Itโs not impossible
Or vp
Or smthn like that
as i said
I mean in general
most people who study cse turn out to be this ๐ญ๐
i have a good guideline so hopefully i wont end up like them
ya
Skill issue
how ๐ญ isnt the cost of living over there like a sliver of the US' cost of living
u rlly do ๐
I mean 150 a month is a lot of money every where no
he meant year right
Yep
150k a year
idk the conditions in bangladesh but here in india unless youre from the top unis theres no way youre getting past 15 lpa
Fucking lakhs oh my god
๐ istg this indian numerical system fucked me up real good
yes
oh
Is
1.5 million
fuck i need sleep too
werent u sleeping
๐

i wanted to but welp here i am

wht r u surprised abt
habibi lakh has 5 zeros khalas
calculate ur self
it is 100k...
Oh no
i wrote 6 its 5
Teejay is correct
sry
๐ญ
chuitya
And live comfortably?
no

Oh
So unless you go to a T15 uni in India you will likely live in the slums
okay im kinda exaggerating but u wont be able to live comfortably
If youโre js a regular person
u have to resort to t2-t3 city
T15?
or just live with ur parents until u upskill enough to get a better job
or if ur studying in IIT fine
IT REALLY IS THO
living in bd is cheapppp
Yeah makes sense
but then again the pay here is shit too
i have seen ppl live here in bangalore for about 20lpa and on the outside they seem to be living nice but most often than not theyre frugal af when it comes to most things
Then how much do you need to live in a nice area in india
In a place like
Malleshwaram area
Near the dominos at tata center or smthn
but if u live in the expensive places in bd then it kinda matches the US
How much rent is there
tf is lpa
Tbf i get done over by that already lmao
live in lahore
Last year
I was lucky enough
To manage to negotiate it down
Next year
Idk would be lucky to find a place even๐
wait my bad my brains not working
fuck i messed up all my calcs
lakhs per annum
Ok so then
okay so
Suppose I wanted to live near dominos the one at tata center
Near malleshwaram area
sorry my bad gigachad
LOLOL
thought that joke flew over u smh
was gonna call u an uncultured swine
I watched pewdiepie react to those
damn i remember my pewds phase
And then fell into forgot what you call it
his japan vlogs are so good tho
I thought you wouldโve supported t series
ew no thnx
dont get that mod here now๐ณ
the only reason i know tseries is cuz of pewds ๐
wasnt into bollywood, still am not
run maybe
or pay homage to tseries
๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ*
bro i think ur life just flashed b4 my eyes
comments below any yt vid that mentions india even for 0.002 millisecs:
Or China
Those chongqing tiktoks
JAI HIND๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ
as he should!!!!! love from india๐ฅฐ ๐งก ๐ ๐
o
those are NRIs then cuz tiktok is banned here ๐
At least isnt xoxoโฆ
Oh what
I just made it up๐
Max 4 btw
ik aisha is ur room rn
No
๐ญ
Bhenchode
bake
Bake what
Shush
bake
๐ L joke
but since its late ill allow it
it is indeed
You think when someone tells you
Come malleshwaram area
You think itโs a joke
bro noone can say malleshwaram without having some gandmar saying some sudeep shit the next instant
its a curse
i didnt even know it was a joke that went worldwide ๐ how yk it anyways
I remember seeing the video
likw yk too much about india for someone whos not indian
I like the part
Where that guy
Whispers
The other guy whispers to him
Punchline cheppanna
Great punchline though
LMAO
Ladies blouse and politician house you should not go nearby
the masala toy sex store unfortunately part still gets me
I have family from India smh
words to live by
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
damn a greenlandish indian
thats a first
Wtf
Im not from greenland๐ก
if u have both pakistani and indian in ur blood ur generation will not last long
im sorry
LMAO WHAT
Yes
What makes you say that
๐๐๐๐
Ouch
๐
Bro something ain't right here
What isnโt
i meant that to dank
Wat
Common teejay skill issue
You from Lahore 
Yes
๐ซก

arent u pakistani
youre supposed to know smh
Bruh what lmao I just opened discord ๐ญ
Im neither and i know
๐
Yes I am
smh
Ya pakistani ya
go read ur sst textbook
I ain't know nothin about Pakistan tbh
Embarrassingly
L Pakistani
do u live in pakistan currently
or somehwere else
Heโs my neighbor
Nop
did u ask him for sugar yet
What
oo where
nvm ๐
sigh
Beside sd
this guy a dog
Bruh
atleast hes not fre*ch
bro i told u already i have balls
Same thing
oh ๐ญ
Someone please tell me
what
i sometimes give up tryna understand convos and here is a time i shall do the same
Lmao
Thatโs rude
I'm in Nebraska
If you aint in nyc la or nebraska then where you at
rlly ๐ญ pls dont play with me rn
salem
Ok fine fine I'm in the UAE
okay makes sense ๐
Which part
What do you mean 
You in UAE 2?
sorry my bad
Bruh
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
every bitch here is from the UAE, india or non existent
My cousins are from UAE
Ouch
You calling me a bitch??? 
Nvm
Yes
Bruh
Amazing
yes we all are bitches to CAIE do u not agree
Im not
man i miss RI someone take me back
I'll let you go on this one...

Oh sorry I forgor to reply
I forgor๐
Ajman
rhode island
Oh
Wtf you lived in us before???
Bruh๐
You are american ๐๐๐
Bruh
Nice
stfu u british asshole
You an islander
Yeah?
I have never been to britain 
๐ญ
u lived and died there wym
"I'm an island boy"
What kinda thing is this
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Thats me 
ngl ive lived in only coastal regions over there but i visited the beach probably like 3 times in the span of years ๐
My speling has gone downhill real fast
Bruh
Wait who ๐
nah nah they studied in india only ๐ญ
Brown??
I thought teejay
Wat
Cause lived in Rhode Island
So why were you in usa
my dads job
Js a shitty university
Nice
he got relocated, got us too
Your dad worked at brown
Oh ๐
bruh ๐ญ
But why did ya return
I mean cool
no i worked in brown (child labor)
they couldnt let me in cuz affirmative action or smthn
;/
You going to an ivy????
Wth ๐
yeah as a janitor
๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ
Okay just because I'm not in my country doesnt mean I don't know Urdu ๐
Thats so cool
So you arent studying in an ivy 
Carry that pride, look at chat lounge
its hindi but okay
LEGIT LMAO
Urdu
fr, no (im too broke believe it or not)
Sounds familiar
Not tamil ๐
"LSE Janitor"
โStanford balls polisherโ
Same even cant go russell groups 
bake
Name your son that
russell grp would be more expensive than ivys
Of that place
Tamil country ๐
just easier to get in ๐
No๐
Shit it's a noun
Nope ivies are more expensive 
And are hard as well to get into
unless u earn like 120k a year its free

Penn at least
except like penn
wtf r u some arab prince
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
I wish
Im a national scholar in my country
So the government pays my uni tuition
Real
Wait so you arent studying in usa 
Thank you thank you
I am
rep
can i ask which uni?
Wait i dont get it ๐
What country ๐ง
Thanks๐
Gave +1 rep to teejay#4531
In my country
Im a scholar
I got the award
So
They pay my tuition
Dm
Wait you are in usa and got an award from your government
Governments do that?
How do you apply 
He's not in USA
Sri lanka doesnt have that shit 
Bruh i lived here my entire life LOL
No in my home country
So you are studying in your home country?
Anyone have IT alevel notes? Especially for Edexcel.
Brother i am confused 
Aint no way you got parties in al ain
nah its prom
(Was a joke about al ain being boring)
Which mask you wearing
that depends on the suit
but
I am going for offwhite
wait I send
la2 la2
maroon/ royal blue suit (nvm I dont like baby blue)
with an offwhite mask
Ohhh
dis mask
Dzaaayum
That looks cool ngl
Looks good
Cool looking mask
And maroon for sure
Oh I didn't notice the change from baby to royal
Maroon is more laid back imo
So ur saying royal?
No maroon
Itโs a party
Exactly i got confused for a sec
Nuh but black is the usual u know?
Or cream color is nice too
If he has maroon as an option i say maroon


