#a2-general
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bruh
extend the joke
sorry not possible
do it
no
yes
are you scared
no
are you a pussy
No
Hes a seal
dank
nah nvm it now the mood has changed
extend the joke then
laughs
Cuzhe doesnt wanna get bannedπ₯Ί
the mood has changed!
no
I mean, no also
Pgfβs girl knows that betterπ
Then go ahead
u no

which one?
π
@quaint prairie
Queen ofc in pgfs dm now
guess it
If you are as much of a messed up human as me
he is in my dms why wouldnt he be
he is a friend
wassup
my god
a friend
dm
yes ofc
cause i have no clue what you talking about
pgf do u like boy's love
nah nvm the topic is somewhere else now
in the literal sense no
is it a game?
gonna be some shit like aha he eats cats!!!!!
what does that mean
do you make pasta?
niiiiiice
I added some grilled chicken as side
means i aint gay
did u take a pic?
I WAS GOING TO CLICK PICTURES
fair fair
nasi reads it? π
i cant cook π (therefore i am a guy)
u as straight as a bent ruler
no i dont
boys love is a genre what
π
good
I can cook
im not gay
that doesn't make me a clucking women
better take pictures of the um ali
u r a girl
i love to cook and im not a woman
π€
thats what a woman would say
bruh
no false
xD
π
Okay come to vc
But then my family woke up one after the other and i had to prepare breakfast for them, then i got super hungry so i just ate it
I'll prove my innocence now π«
ive heard ur voice b4 mate
Bruh i asked mom to buy puff pastries
are you implying that females arent innocent????????????????????????
And she said its barely available here

mods please take this guy away
no, but yes at least this person going by the name of "Teejay"
U have recipie to make it from scratch
can use croissant too
im joking btw u idiots π all women dont cook nor do are all cooks women just so we're clear π
Like i bought one, but its quite thinn
yea we understand
good english
Like really thin compared to that one
WHAT I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT
nor do are
(something a women would say) tbh
Guys this is not my only video. Go check out my other videos you'll probably like them π
CROISSANTTTTR
oh fair
thanks
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Can u believe it?
woah i thought women dont cook
this is new
clearly u are misogynistic
i can only cook ramen does that count
dont mention it
i can cook indo mee
Using alot of them will work?
yes
i am
so real
not
anyways
i can cook maggi
indomie is mid
ik
fight me
BRO????????????????????
yes indo mee is mid
maggi or indomie
shin ramyun better
my parents don't allow instant noodles for us lol
BRO???????????????
today we are having an official debate
nah jin ramen better
ive only had maggi in lifetime
shin ramen mid
@steel imp π€
never tried jin ramen
Sure sure??
we js buy for our workers since they love it, and sometimes they give me
not that jin
dont listen to ur parents psst
π
π€
Why soo?
they say it's really unhealthy
Indo me>>>>
what
no
It is if eaten on regular basis
now i dont
But sometimes is okay ig
yeah my grandma can make homemade noodles so we est those instead
lol
bruh
mushroom la
thats mushroom bro
πππ
π―
same bro
as a childhood indomie was a banger
now its so mid
bro other noodles brands basically dont exist here
yeah fr
Nooo indo me best best
what indo childhood snack u have
im not sure how to looks like yours, but like usually i break the croissant apart when im making it
is it similar to malaysiaβs
fuck yall got me hungry
where
india
That curry one

kek apollo
wait maggi isn't in India?
okay they do but theyre rlly expensive
i think one was named chocky chocky or smth
it is
yeah we can eat those but not instant ramen
ap itu
yesss
Yeah yeah the tutorial i saw breaks too
oh bruh
oh nice
keci2 choki choki besar2 choke me d-
mie goreng is nice
other brands, so like excluding maggi
jk itβs from a tweet
i see I see
yep
I can make fried eggs
sorry i dont understand π
OMG CHOCKY CHOCKU
kek apollo
the most useful thing I know tbh
damn thats not the only thing that chokes you
Bruh are this just brand names
dare u to complete that
Or dish names?
nope never heard
and why you say keci
If later one
keci
i have many variations of spellings in malay
U guys are way better cook than me
kecil
bro you write malay like you speak it
keju
I barely know few
i like keju
slangs
yes keju is a W
and what gives you that conculsion?!??!!?
wafer keju best la
same
ew no that gave me ptsd
eggs
i love eggs
there was a case of worms in that cheese wafer
how tf does wafer keju give u ptsd
hate runny ones tho
didnt ever eat it again
?????????
then started playing around w other things
same 2
????????????????????????????
yea nabati
ew tf
BRUH
nabati cheese wafer
yea I don't like runny eggs too
besties for life
but i didnt complain
bro its so ew
this one best tho
cuz extra protein
oh this is nice
i like runny eggs lol
normal keju better
i dont like normal cheese
daam
I mostly eat scrambled
with cherry tomatoes
damn why
scrambled ig my fav too
and sometimes an avocado
scrambled is a W
lama2 rasa muak
anything egg is good
or jelak
no way
idk what indos call it
but i put too much butter everytime
jelak/muak
lmao I've tried putting eggs whilst making Maggi btw
it ain't bad
it aint good either
yeah thats how you should do it
yeah muak works
with hard boiled egg
but you don't have a choice after trying to make some gains πͺ
and vegetable
what abt milk
is there another vairant yall use?
white cow milk
SEDAPPPPP
enek
lets gooooooo
I barely know what u guys are talking about
lmao
Yoooo my brothers and sisters!!!
I just came back from luncg
perna rasa susu kambing tak
What did I miss?
Greetings, fellow human
Anyways my neighbor sent me chocolate puff pastries πππ
us talking about eggs
and gains
Reallyyy gooddd
Woahhhh damnn
yep
Damnnn mind share me some?
Use courier service to send me those chocos
its too late for me to do leg day today rip
rip
Bro you know the funny part
I have joined gym last year
yeah?
And all I did was cardio
xD
And my full body workout
oh good then
Sure comeover i give everyone 
what else would you use the gym for??
That's all
bruh I just kept on joining the gym for like every summer
Not everyone
so like
Your 50 my 50 deal done
yeah i took a long ass hiatus for a2
no is it good?
Planning to be more consistent now πͺ
sheeesh
Damnnn
πͺ πͺ
yes yes
after IGCSE
You know the gym instructor asked why I keep doing Cardios
I already had 75%π°
Why don't I pull weights lol
lol
bruh my dad keeps on telling me to do cardio
campur rumput?
And you know I used to hang in the bar with my legs

with yo legs?!
running is so boring
The rest looks too good still
Yeppp
nice bro
if there is a football match behind my house imma join to get my cardio
I find awesome
ride a bike
it feels so nice
Cuz when you run you can understand your durability
not when it's during sunrise βοΈ
Or was it 1 kg
And since I play football alot
Idk but i can lift
I focus on my body workout and cardios

what position?
Awwww
and when I increase the weights
real bike dawg
Striker
I get tired
travel
damn damn
We would never know when nasi leaves tho
oh yah that's pretty good too
i like shutting down cocky strikers
lol
ramming into them
tak
thats true
cam = macam
slide tackling
ooooo
macam rumput is worse bro π
i can play everything but goalie
idk, like rasanya seperti rumput
That means you the police and I am the thief
ohhhh
for some reason my eyes always shut when the ball comes to me
that ig?
xD that's what everyone says
bahasa indo sounds formal lowkey 
lmao
Cuz I will try to steal goals and you gon resist me
hahaha
that is formal
oh whatβs the informal one
if u want informal then
But you know I hate cocky players
kek?
same
interestinf
kek is just my way of saying it lol
oh like the person who would never pass?
the what
And there are some hypocrite players who don't admit their mistakes and just go for arguments
word yall put at the end of the sentence
omfg
like rasain
apa
the βinβ
rasain lu
Yeah and plus hypocrite players
yeah how do u use those π
ohh
legit blind
idfk it's instinct for me π
lmao I'm the person who just can't finish π (sometimes)
π―
like give it your all man
Like yesterday there was one player who didn't pass the ball much instead trying to dribble through
And I was completely open
wait do u guys watch boboiboy
ah yes the tryhard ronaldo
Should i use this as icon?
y'all malays
u lot r still here
no
Yeahhh
Rateeee
fits u perfect
And you know when I make a mistake I apologise
yessss bro

it's so bad now
So that you know the opponents won't feel grudge
ADUDU
the new ben 10
aww lol
But there are some players who wanna pick a fightπ
is so shitty
oh idk i don't watch ben 10
What no way?! I thought u dont
fights always happen here lol
there will always be people who get mad for you making a mistake
because where i play
and they also are very prone to making stupid dum mistakes
there are teenagers and adults also sometimes join
You....just wait I will come over at your place and bully the heck outta you
even security guards lmao
woah meet up 
come and play
yeah 100%
@torn barn can u set that as icon for meeeeee
lmao damn
HUH
dam
Yeah that's why whenever they shout at me I just keep quiet and don't say anything
send da pic
Yeahhhh hahaha
my childhood would be:
tom and jerry
boboiboy
oggy and the cockroaches
i can't remember
yea you do seem like a pacifists ntgl
Do u have any server having that emoji? I am getting a sharp picture 
brooo what about adventure time
FIGHT
yeah i dont try to start a fight but if he is telling something i didnt do i will talk back
gumball
@torn barn this one
amazing world of gumball
π―
for sure
if its a guy my age i wont keep quiet lmao
what about courage the cowardly dog
yes thats a W
bro
adventure time doesn't rly appear much in tv so yeah that's unfortunate
Well yeahhh haha
that was my childhood nightmare but i still watch it
lmaoooo
lmao
bruh ikr
Noπ
i forgot indos dont use astro π
I still watch gumball sometimes
was about to ask
##childhood traumaa
Damnnn
lmao

I just used to feel bad for the poor dog
itβs like malaysiaβs broadcast channels
more than anything
Scared the hell out of mee
eustace was a bitch
ooo
isnt it like 3pm for u
As I will have IELTS class in few hours
bruhhhhh that shit was terrifying ngl
gl
oo good luck
Ikrrr!!!
Yeppp

We will talk at night my friends!!!
See yaaaa and take care!!!
Dexter's laboratory!
I still used to watch it anyways cuz i had nothing else to do

lmao
Yesss !!
why u making me work
Her sister used to wear all pink
My phone is shitty π₯Ί
And also so that u do some work rather than smoking
so
My ss aint sharp enough
lots of stuff u wont understand
no one watched slugterra π
Describe it, i most of the time never knew the name,

fyi in dont smoke this person is spitting nonsense
Supa strikas
this guy
Ohh nopess
FALAFEL
done check
Best cartoon for me was TEEN TITANSSS
Teletubbies
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Nope dont know that eitherπ
oof
lmao I used to feel embarassed watching it as a boy
He was scary fr
definitely same
he was just creepy af
I used to be confused whether its a she or a he
I think it was trans tho
Turns out hes they/them
not that I am thinking of it
Lmaooo

The way he used to whisper 
yea π
uncle grandpa
bro that shit was weird
real
I forgot which one is this
but for some reason my 10 year old self like it
one of those shows you would watch when you had nothing to do
and were bored af
Doraemonnnnnn
Steven universe is even below uncle grandpa
I used to switch off whenever i saw this started
hell yea
Was weird as heell

Yesss
i used to like it
Regular showw!!
Nooo
steven universe is by unanimous decision the worst thing ever
Its way better than that
Noo i mean it doesnt used to make sense but still
Better than that guy playing with his head
ADVENTURE TIMEE!!
Best best
adventure time most overrated
Nooo
Not at all
Yess
yeah same
that was actually nice
Nah i loved it
i kinda liked it
It was nicee
Very aesthetic ntgl adventure time
which one the old or the new one?
Yeeyee
i think i liked regular show clarence gumball teen titans uncle grandpa most
There are two now?
Probably the old one
idk
Dont know about the new one
Yessss
ohhhh
this one
I didn't watch much of this but I liked this one
they all were cool
Nahh the old best even tho i didnt see this one, i can teell
wait wtf did beast boy do to raven in this gif
I watched the new one too
but I kinda liked that one more which was more actionishh
I do 2 xD
BURGER WAT WAT
Bruhhh ravenn lookks prettier in the old versionnπππ
Lmaooo yesss that was good
they all look so much better
the new one was a bit more cartoonish
the one you watched
nontheless still good
it was more
Which one is clarence?
yea
fat guy

I love gumball to this day tho
it's just that some of the jokes are something that only grown ups would understand
Damn i used watch cartoons till i was 16
and they used to go completely over my head when I was smoll
dam
that's regular show too
And I already started to forget them

Didn't watch it over the past few years
so idk :/
Yeah regular show had them alott
i started getting bored of watching anything after like i was 13 or smthn
Pingu?
13?? Damn
like series or movies or anything like that
i heard
that apparently
it was supposed to be this thing
Wait movies too?!
daam bruh
like initially started out as a cartoon but for older people
or something along those lines
wow
I wasnt even allowed to watch holly movies till i became 16
So now u dont watch anything??
so i go w them
js youtube sometimes ig
LOL
that's also because this past week ive been sleeping really late
im working US hours despite being here
Ohh ohh yeah used to happen to me too back in the days, i used to sleep all day, and stay awake at night
So what do u do?
Except dc ofcπ
Here too?
wdym
Like in ur home country?
What do u work?
but the other thing takes more time
where
myself
working on my startup at the moment
in my home country i manage this apartment building
US is something myself too
this week i been trying to close 1 of 2 deals but kinda difficult lol
ew oggy
takeshi's castle was my childhood man
takeshi castle is goated too
idk why i enjoyed watching japanese tv shows
even though i didn't understand anything
they always do the wildest stuff
ik that one where they have to blow a cockroach into the other person's mouth lmao
19 and i still watch them xD
man i think youβd enjoy this thing called anime
lmaooooo
WWWWWWW
Oh damnn u do business deals already

noπ
##YOUNGESTBILLIONARETOBE

im moving moving next year
Dont forget us when u get famousπ₯Ί
and wanna get a nicer apartment
U live with ur parents in middle east ryt?
I think i can afford one now
yep
in my home country
I see
Wait u bought the apartment?
i live alone
Not rent?
trying
lmao i wish
Trying to?
I can sense alreadyyy

trying to get the contracts now
Oh ohh mbb
but it's taking a bit longer rn
nononno
im getting one for myself
probably studio though
most 1bd 1ba above my budget
that
i do here
in homecountry
not selling
but
renting
i doxxed myself lol
no one saw hopefully
good
Was it a face reveal?
Ohh lol
or wtv that's called
and look after it
Studioo??
Ohhh
halo
Well my dad has manager for his building
ur exams are done right? @analog mantle
sounds rich yikes
small kitchen
he has for others
So i am jobless
I have been doing it
Yee u too ryt?
no, fak u π
Bruh noo
no he's an engineer
oh wat
ooh I see
Its not a very fancy building lol
Ma Shaa Allah
A lowkey one
define fancy
what type of contracts do you do I'm interested
Ooooo nicee,
pls b my sugar mommy, im hot(real)
but my entire family
Maybe I might consider striking a deal with ya π
How much do u earn?

im not saying thatπ
but enough to live alone
without dpeending on my parents

and comfortably
(Ur dad gives u salary?)
and go holidays
free money no
Oh damnn MASHAALLAH !!
all my dad talks about is how he wished he had a better son
anxiety sounds rich
@analog mantle if ur rich then pls
I am not
what type of contracts do you do buddy
Sd is
in my home country I get tenants for that one building, those type of contracts
one im doing rn isn't one i often do
but this one the last time it was vacant was like 2-3 years ago lol
oh ok I see
So u like talk with new rentals and all ryts?
sorry i was dming sm1
yeah
Or u have to go check in for a daily basis
it's good
Check up
If anyone wanna get a unit or smthn
they talk to me
negotiate or anything like that
Ohh i see i see!!! So more like contractor smthg
In Shaa Allah
I am still jobless
Alright nice
same 
when I started
I was like
14-15 years old
I just want to have a job, whatever that is
I had maybe around 1k usd i saved up
and all i could do then
was invest
and had to do through my brother
having some friend that deals with real estate might be quite helpful tbh
cause i was below 18
A common story all billionaire people share

Shall we form a pact @quaint prairie
sure
Me too me too
nah I'm being way too formal or somethin
anytime i wanna get something in Lahore you can help
I mean I'll friend you
sure
yo thanks homie
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kinda useful if outside maybe too but yeah
idt im much help but sure
connections
yep
I can help with dishesπ
π
π€£π€£
I know right formulas for perfect liquid soapππ
Yes do consider meππ
wow π€©
oh yes definitely
as long as nothing too complicated
buying a property, making it nice, selling it for a higher price
unfortunately, same
what happened to the indep female woman in stem side of u
i can wash the dishes too
smh
U sound like that one uncle i have, like he knows everything and all

and i can water plants, with the perfect measurement.

Mop floor with that soapπ
no point hiring anyone there
greenland
greenland?
yes
