#🔥-memes-no-talking
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just pull that ring and it acts like a boomerang
good to know the next time i play solo catch
It’s WWII Tin of corn beef, they last for ever, just pull it open
nice
to activate the teleporter, stand on it, bend down, pull pin, wait and be teleported to many alternate areas within radius.
pull pin to release wheel rim from security lock
very nice
Old school Russian music box. Pull the ring to wind it up and it will play a latest, greatest hit.
Talk about song stuck in the head
Pizza the hut
your shwartz is as big as mine
Me
nice
nice
your name can be considered offensive. Mostly if you realise this Discord is made and watched by Scopely.
A can of woop ass
So history hasn’t changed much , that’s great to know !!
That’s very ❄️ of you to say 😥
i agree Aizen
He knows
Truth is truth. Everyone knows Scopely sucks. How is that offensive?
You got a point
this is awesome guys lol
Truth hurts. Don’t like it, change.
Ya they have a really, really.. really..... really slow and laggy game but it's still a good one
Scopely doesn't "suck". They just made mistakes
Ehhhhhhhh
Are you new?
no I am not
You sound new. 🤣
Well there are a lot of bugs, but it still is a fun game to play
I agree XD
@pseudo light @compact root @frosty sentinel look up grimes tattoo on Google 😂
Just because someone is truth doesn't mean it can't also be offensive. And sometimes offensive truth should not be said. Sometimes "it's true" isn't an excuse ever time
nice
Late to the party, but are we doing names that are "offensive to scopely"
Oh, and to be clear, this alias is 100% for stfc and not used on any other discords
Isnt this so true?
Even worse when
True
🤣 love the name lol
facts
That's nothing I've done worse
AHHHHHHHHHH
IT HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEAD
That was my reaction when I went there and saw that 🤣
DAAAAAAAAAAY-OH!
Can it break something and give us old missions completed again? Franklin missions from missions 6 to completion would be good. Or anything that gives gas crystal and ore as a reward
Careful !!! apparently saying anything other than stellar reviews on scopley is considered offensive to some here XD
I was informed of this yesterday
🤮
Comes back as the Franklin A
WHY does scopely need approximately 3 hours of maintanance, just to offload some bugs from this boi?
needs to upgrade engines on that bug carrier
It’s a server upgrade and that means database and that means all the triggers doing their thing. It can take a long time
Vlasic joke...
I support this idea 👍🏻
Or ... we could go the 🐘way and lower 🔫 laws and let Darwinish work things out ? Mother Nature has a way of being a master at resetting balance
lolllllllllllllllllll
No you don't, we have timmies in the US.
i would smash the heck out of my computer
I see nothing wrong 👀
indeed. nothing wrong here.
you use the pin to rewind the tape
Oh man, the classic BIC pen! I haven't seen one of those in a long time. It's all the fancy G2 pens now.
i actually have a couple of those pens in my cup that has all my pens and pencils in it
Mine had the aux cord attachment ... 20$ a pop from RadioShack
That was the tape player that allowed you to hook your CD walkman to the car tape deck, right?
I had one of those cassettes with the headphone cable, that's what I used it for.
Yuppers 👍
That thing got used and abused for many years until decks with CD players became cheap enough to get one installed. Turns out, I just got a new car with one built in. lol.
What's that ship?
lmfao.
I built a little trebuchet for my kiddos.
Not to launch them, but to launch tennis balls.
lol.
Good grief
lolllllll
BURN IT TO THE GROUND.
If Rambo dressed that way, I STILL wouldn’t mess with him. 😆
i mean yea but its the principle of the matter
Makes him look like a psychopath
🤣
Lamo. What's next? Someone feels cheated because Micron doesn't sell edible chips?
honestly i wonder if the warren guy was being sarcastic or not
you can never tell these days
I'll just assume he was. And if not, I'll just laugh harder
Yeah thats how it usually is lol
Some good ole fashion hillbilly loven....
i-
That was my reaction the first time I saw that pic as well 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I was like
“Haha- ohhhhhh... um...”
Yup
Bird shot fix dat
He looks he trying to hold in a fart 🤣
Los Angeles all day long in the South Bay Area !!!
BREAKING: Beluga Whale annoyed by Armada notifications returns phone dropped into sea. https://www.thedodo.com/in-the-wild/beluga-whale-spy-returns-dropped-phone
Well i guess we will be expecting that whale invasion from star trek 4 soon
*Coronavirus" causes schools to close
parents:
actually most of the regular chords that are used dont span more than 3 or 4 frets
and most of the ones that span 4 frets are higher on the fretboard so theyre easier to get to
Well, that actually depends on what is defined in the roe as regular chords.
lollllll
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
sweet
She’s great and rents paid for another month 😘
What in the New York is going on here?
Looks like the cast off fiddler on the roof off to go to a wedding ?
Or a emergency bar mitzvah
XD emergency brisque
Yes...this is her real name.
Well ... I know what I’m taking her out to dinner for
And its cheaper then lobster XD
Good one but questionable if it breaks the rules..
Scroll up ⬆️
Dang it Elsas in chat 😦
Lol... take easy guys, I am fine with it, i didn’t suggest taking it down.. and I am the least offended guy you will ever meet😆
Lol🤣
I know 90% of what I posted earlier will be taken down , just found some from the deep recesses that I call my phone lol 26.2gb of memes and funny clips
Yeah, I have lots of stuff I could post but don’t..sigh well at least not here 😆
Data got lucky!
🤹♀️
Dear god ...
Think I’ll take my chance with the European one they pulled off the market a 2nd time lol
The bugs from tomorrow’s update have gone back in time to save the whales!
Exactly
Then the kneecaps!
indeed
am i a psycho lol
Everyone is part psycho, some more than others...
i think i am more than most lol
at least i am a smart psychopath
wait does that make me an evil genius
Being a Psycho doesnt mean your evil
Because your a psycho
So that would make us
Chewy murder machines.
Bad to be whîte
to quote glory road, "bad is good"
Meh, I’m good with it. You are who you are, no matter what color.
indeed
nice
Lol. At least him breaking his promise was actually the right move....
we ship siege shells down by the siege shore
You had a typo 😂
color and colour are often interchangeable, like favorite and favourite.
Bite your tongue!
wdym?
if im wrong i would really like to know how so i dont make the mistake again
You are not wrong at all cheddar...it's the difference between US English and UK English.
I’m Canadian so no I did not have a typo
Canadian?...then no worries at all..you are completely exempt from any Dictionary or Thesaurus.
Btw, as I'm neither a US nor a UK citizen so I tend to write kolor instead.
neighbor and neighbour
It also extends to aluminium btw
yeah depends how you want to feel while saying it
pompous and dickish aluminium
normal aluminum
Talk about being pompous
Found where all the toilet paper went last year 😑
I use that much in 1 day after some taco bell
I don't need a flow chart, my 2 sisters have 13 kids combined
already know answer is no
their fellas never heard of the snip ? 🤣
It's also extends to Sars-Cov-2 as well...some call it Coronavirus, some Covid, some Covid-19, and some others call it like Trump used to.
Where is he these days btw?...Still playing golf or what?
Still in denial, celebrating his victory
Also why don’t these flowcharts include what happens when kids with diapers and onesies have explosive diarrhea?
probably why my parents had me walk around naked as a kid
easier to mop it up than do laundry all day
I can imagine how sometimes that would result in “I can smelled he pooped ... but where?”
well I didn't always have my attitude, so not sure if I would have taken one in a vent just for giggles
@tawny kayak Or "Sighs in Canadian"! @compact root My colour comes fully loaded with a "U"! 😜
Or for unmarried people who want to be close, but are making room for Jesus until the wedding day! 🙌🏻 🤣
He don't need Pfizers help...he's already stiff! 🤣🤣
I used to live about 10 mins from his resort in SoCal ( south los angeles ) at Rancho Palos Verdes. Nice golf course . I went to apply for landscape/ maintenance... literal was told by the interviewer “ you know your not gonna get this job ? “ I asked what he ment no joke ... dead serious “ your too white ...” never got the job and he never got my vote
Ended up working at the refineries anyways 🙂 better monies
Lol...what the hell does tooo white mean?!...crazy bugger Trump!
I dunno 🤷♂️ but it really was shocking , one of many experiences I had down there XD but got my family moved to Montana we like a lot more up here so it all works out eventually
Hmmmm..cool...I really hope that we don't go ahead segregating people any further (we have enough trouble as is it anyways!)..Or else we will have 3-4 new races popping into existence every 5 years or so! 😂
Lmfao 🤣 your not wrong there
👆
Redline
marshmallow flavor too
Full bottle
We drink Ale-8 in KY
if you really want to float next to a heart attack use Jack-3d
Anything with Sugar is for the weak. Black Coffee is what the hero’s of D-day drank before entering battle. And you see how that turned out.
funny people still think energy drinks are just sugar
only those out of the loop buy the sugar crap
I like that stuff, wish I I could get it other places
@sacred solar you can get it on Amazon and also at Cracker Barrel, but it is definitely cheaper here local.
Venom. 99 cents a can.
i would prefer not to have a heart attack with my drink 😄
I cannot argue with you there...
I hear both 😂
like double voice
I can make it sound out green needle, green storm, needle brain and green brain
Definitely hear a garbled mess of both
but brainstorm is definitely more prominent
have to think of a different word and you will always hear brainstorm
I only hear brainstorm if I look away
nedle brain is hard to get because brain is at start and nedle is at end
Yeah same
so ends up sounding garbled but works if you cover green and storm
just keep reading needle brain needle brain needle brain upto the point
I only hear Green Needle if I do
I wonder what I would have heard if I hadn't read it first
Yeah same
I'm gonna be pursuing my friends later then to find out😂
Same here..green needle if I look away.
Colour and favourite
Turn out these shops lead onto eachother
Excuse me sir ... this is too political for this chat room XD better hide it before the mods see it 😘
MORE MORE !!!!
My my! Would you look at the time!
Lol I’m loving these
Just FYI I identify as independent XD I have no side
❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️I’m just here to spread love humor and snow ... lots of snow
I’m a freedom loving preacher😁
Me feeding the rage beast and watching it rampage lol
Lmfao
Political posts are not allowed here, even in meme form. Please review the #509679626763632642
privately run forum, no right to "free speech" here 🤣
Lmfao freedom .. I choose liberty cus sometimes the things we call freedoms tend to enslave us all
is there a political chat here? that'll be fun for some people LOL
Omg I second that motion
thank you lol
Scopely's rule, not mine. So I don't think we'll be adding a chat specific to that either.
Bat’leth with Mayo
Agreed
Ukraine rn... They better find some oil
Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.
Two good points, actually.
When you gotta be stylish for the party but only have running shoes
Photon torpedoes armed and ready Captain! 👀
Only 7am and I just can't! I'm SO done with the internet already today fellas! SMH 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I really hope that is photo shopped
I'm officially traumatized
and is that nail polish or natural colour 😂
Are you still looking at it😂
and is that even real carpet
and why does the on on the left have a thigh gap and one on the right doesn't
@tepid fern that is literally one of the best things ive ever seen
If scopely won't do this please somebody else do
I believe its called facebook...
lol
cough twitter
Well programmers have a lot of money money
talking about indie game devs here ^^
Ahhh
Ok then thats 10000% accurate
nice
i can honestly say i never wondered that, and that cannot be unseen
Just the way I like to live life...without the hassle of dealing with anyone! 😜😜
Prematurely that is!🤦🏻♂️
LOL. I'm not yet near the average age of death so I'm not enormously concerned
bill is turning us into da borg
we are gates resistance is futile 
Hmm... Wonder what happened to disable permissions in here..
Found something in another server, I have no words...
On that note, there is this option! But trust me...we are just fine to be left alone where we are! Sorry eh! 🍁🇨🇦
@main cove The Bobsled! One of my teams favs!
THE picture that shows that Star Trek is better than Star Wars
Not exactly a meme, but I went to Denny's last night and this was the coffee mug they gave my dad
......why
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Free nuggets!
Heres one for you
EASIEST trolley problem ever
Found @compact root
Yes I do know what that is! It is almost guaranteed to be an excruciating death is what that is you donut! ⚰🪦
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