#π₯-memes-no-talking
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Still faster than McDonaldβs
FRT
What? I don't get it
@tidal moon you are human: try to search for hot chicks
Thats not the one I was asking about
you are welcome π
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Always your fault regardless
That's half a bathtub almost.
How small are your baths?
Depends if I'm on my Ukrainian farm or in the glorious city.
Faa lol, I'm in a normal house, so they're medium
I donβt get it
UK show, Gladiators. Ripped off American Gladiators
Fun fact!
I had one of these for my discman to be able to play cds in my car
Same π€£
Me too
The USA currency says βIn god we trustβ. Canadian currency has a picture of an old senile German queen who is their head of state because of the divine right of kings. And we are the bad guys. Btw, the us also came up with the phrase βtrust but verifyβ. I trust god to the extent that I can verify his existence. π
Hairdressers are able to reopen before pubs as we come out of lockdown
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Thanks but i had worked it out myself π
lol, ok.
@sharp wharf please follow #509679626763632642 there are children in this discord
@brisk sinew please follow #509679626763632642 children are on here
Took me a sec lol
The $100 has Sir Robert Borden on one side (an ex Prime Minister of Canada) and the discovery of insulin (without which I wouldn't be here today) on the back! No one said anything about being "bad guys" or any of that! It's about choices! Not sure about the rest of what you're going on with, but I can see the physical science and the results of it! I can't see some magical sky fairy who demands you obey him through fear or go to some other place that also doesn't exist! That's illogical and a huge hard pass from me, but to each their own!π€·π»ββοΈ
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Don't you wish mom thought carnivals operated around every ymca? Please try yelling crazy original makeup features?@timber elk you're the one that has a warped mind. If you thought it meant anything else that's on you.
Geese fighting for territory outside my condo today
There's a reason you should be afraid of geese
Lol frt
Nice
@tepid fern First movie me and the missus saw in theaters together when we started dating was the Stargate film!
I donβt get it , mind enlightening me please lol
Pubs in the UK as long as things go to plan reopen 21st of june
Which is also the summer equinox and the longest day of the year.... I'd be ordering all that too.
Thanks for the explanation π
The red shirt always gets it
'Trust But Verify' may actually have been a Russian Proverb before it was taught to Reagan... just saying
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Heh
In my opinion March 2020 is worse π
You're finally awake
Who is
Go play skyrim
Lmfao
It would seem not all are awake
Yep
Seriously guys you can dm me
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the biggest threat to star trek from star wars is disney trying to acquire them
I dont know scopely seem to be doing a good job at hurting it at the moment.
Even if all Star Wars actually had shields, we see Kylo Ren fly straight through the Raddus' in his Tie Silencer. Also there is now way to prove or disprove that Star Wars shields are Transporter proof.
Probably just coated with a layer of micro mirrors to reflect all those weird space lasers
There are 2 types of shields in star wars, the lore covers it pretty well, one was for projectiles, one was for energy
star wars uses force fields and ray shielding
ray shielding will stop energy but not large kinetic explosions
star trek shielding 23 century + is far superior
even the first 1701 could take out a fleet of star destroyers
unless they got rammed
in rebels they use a ship with a weapon similar to a phaser array bank to take out the star destroyers
and yeah of course if they boxed the ship in and crushed it with sheer force, but the end result if the warp core breeches will till take out the fleet of star destroyers
they needed to put a mic and speaker system in the helmet to make it realistic
sounds too tik tok ish
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There are a lot more shields than that, in clone wars admiral trench has a providence with thermo shields, and in the clone wars movie there are energy shields @stoic vigil
yeah but you can walk through most shields other than ray shields
so a photon torpedo would have no problem with those
forgetting about transporting as well
would need a baryonic type of shielding
Legends probably has more shields, can't remember off the top of my head though
and vengeance is capable of transporting past transphasic shielding that most fed ships use
Yep
Plotline was still stupid for that move
20th century villian knows more about 23rd century tech
technology wise would seem star wars moves faster with hyperspace than star trek moves through warp space, but defensive and offensive wise star trek wins
Depends on which Era of sw as well
well most focus is on the middle, easiest place to fill up story plot seeing as they did the past and the future
but early empire days even into empire strikes back days not much changed in SW
it would more depend on which century star trek really
Yeah, technically speaking sw universe develops slowly
#796386853615173674 <---- this way my lil nerdies
only noticeable gap is between clone wars and where solo and luke storyline picks up
pfft I didn't start the fire
but we are comparing ST and SW
just in meme channel π
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if you managed to do the whole convo in pure meme form i would be impressed
that is so much effort it would be a progression backwards in social interaction
best conversation ever XD
Frt
Is it bad that I understand everything theyβre saying?
i happen to like country music
your opinion is invalid.
just because it differs from yours?
huh
@grand salmon ill take that into consideration next time i disagree with anyone about anything
lol
lololololololol
oof
i like country music too, but more of the older stuff, not the new stuff
Same for the most part
@tepid fern keep the memes within #509679626763632642
@timber elk ???
????
I'm 100% am snapping this pic before I help out!!
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So...very...close...
Vaccines impart immunity, none of the current shots do so.
some vaccines do impart immunity not all. The flu vaccine doesn't give immunity
Nope
I removed you cd meme
@timber elk What did it violate?
#509679626763632642 we have children on this server.
@timber elk Iβm not understanding what it said to violate the rules. Can you clarify so it doesnβt happen again.
Send it to me and I'll check it for ya
@kindred minnow He pm me. I got it. π
π ok mate
Wow
Lolol
daaaaaang
lol.
π€ π€£ wut
Oh my
I wouldnt trust them if they told me what they last had for breakfast
Lag!!!!!
You stole my meme π
Oops
All good man Iβm just messing
If it gets ppl laughs then idrc
Yup π
Some lovely efforts with picard guys
Anime Expo be like (wait for it...)
The cosplayers are quite accommodating.
Funny unexpected voice surprise man girl cute
Excuse me, do you want to be in our video. Can you do a pose or something?
They knew
I bought my mask in January when that doctor in China died from the disease itself. Didn't take a genius to see the warning signs.
I'm lucky I have proper respirators. Even luckier I haven't had to use them.
And notice the sign on the top left. That wasn't the last normal week at all.
@hearty dragon @twin patio It was a random pic of I crowd! Didn't know I would have to examine it with a fine tooth comb! You'se are all too picky but got the point just fine I imagine!π€·π»ββοΈ
Lol... isnβt that the truth. No matter the weather or your state of health
Them Dabo girls ππ€£
What does she say when you pull the pull cord? Ummm...asking for a friend! π³
Yikes
I love colombian cheese! Lol
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To all the women, happy womanβs day π
It would create a paradox that would destroy the universe
I'm guessing it would be more of a convention sort of thing. They would all know each other from way back and start calling each other by name.
Lmfao
Is it just me, or does this sound like Pablo Francisco doing stand-up?
Gravity. A cruel master on this big blue mud ball. No one has a weight issue in zero G.
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Mm
you monster
That. Is. Funny!
ta-da-
So disappointed... I tried to make my teenagers disappear with this - it didnβt work.
kick harder
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This has to be...the luckiest contestant everr
whelp. there goes the doggo
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Or use a shovel like I did. Tell the little ones itβs a magic wand.
I don get it
She is claiming shes poor but look at the price of her shoes
Yeah and I hate myself for it but somebody had to take the bullet
no, not bullet, I take that back, its a full on explosive missile
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Thatβs what she said
Video from Basa
Heh, that one is just painful
The seasons 3 and 4 one is bad, the 1 and 2 one is awesome
the season 1 and 2 is terrible, and they made it even worse by adding synthesized beats to it
not the juice you are looking for
Better
actually it was yellow ranger
even though it was a dude in the costume
but as a kid you don't know
Japanese kids did cause sentai comes first
Yellow ranger being female always is a western ie power rangers affectation
well almost all the action footage was taken from the japanese version
cardboard and rubber robots with fireworks going off all over in model towns
the trick camera angles to make it look like actual contact in the fighting
when we were kids we nearly believed it was real, and some actually did
The meme I want to post:
- boot STFC
- open events
- check ticketed events
- voila
top quality cooking right there
Very american!
Where is the bacon?,
I cannot approve of this awesome start to a meal without bacon.
Lol
thats why it isnt american enough, no bacon and no Eagles!!
Replace star trek with clone wars
Best animated show of all time currently hoping bad batch does just as good of a job
Mother trucking Harry and the Hendersonβs. I havenβt seen this movie in decades!
Man thatβs a good movie
I actually use the same alarm clock that was in that movie π
@elder cedar ...and Peter Pan, Dumbo and many others on Disney+ have been canceled.
Wow why ? Those are classics !!
I mean aside from innuendos lol ment for adults in some of those movies
Lol
problem isn't the media
its the parents who raise the kids without teaching them how to interpret and understand
same problem with power rangers back in the day
but most parents want something or someone to blame other than themselves for their failures so we will always have people whining and moaning about something
Parents still raise their kids!?! I thought they just plugged them in when theyβre home and let the schools brainwash them the rest of the time...
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Itβs cloaked
mouk
It does for me π
Dang
Lol, that fkn nokia was stronger than my cars tires. Ran one over and had to call a tow.
I swear
See??? I told yβall - the Earth is FLAT! π
I guess Hawaii is a poop... kidding I love that state
^^
Gotta eat them groceries
Its so strong that they cant even melt it to turn it into armor XD
I rember that tv series
Annoying Devil creates a little obstacle for morning commuters, gets attacked by window cleaners, and ruins a freshly washed car.
#BallsOfSteel #AnnoyingDevil #TurdMinefield
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βThe cats assβ is a saying meaning itβs great for a reason.
Frt
What ever you do, donβt look him in the eye
Lol
wait what
"I Never thought I'd get this far"
This was proposed years ago but no-one really noticed
and afaik is possible physically but we'd need tremendous amounts of energy + exotic matter to make it work properly
....or traffic victims. Whataboutism takes you nowhere.
It does say with great sadness
Careful Spock you might get cancelled for such heresy
lolllll
lollllllllllllllll
Me and a friend of mine had one of those popsicles that have jokes on them. This is his
This is mine. I donβt understand mine tho, anyone else do?
Someone βcroakingβ is s synonym for someone dying. Itβs also the sound frogs make.
Oooohhhhh, gotchya
It's a mac and cheese
I thought my Real Life RNG was bad ...
Unless you've suffered through both like I have, I'm justified in making the statement I made! So please do toss your "whataboutism" in the bin!
And if you have experienced one or both...you know better than dismiss my statement as you know people who suffer with mental illness and who have attempted suicide (as I do and have) get dismissed enough! ππ»
@compact root
Hug from one Spock to another.
There are a lot of things we should take more seriously, things we could throw billions at. Mental health is crucial to many, though, either a consequence or a cause of other poor health outcomes or joblessness, homelessness, etc etc.
@hearty dragon I agree! Mine is hereditary! shoots stupid genes an angry side eye
I had horrible mental health as an adolescent, not too bad now. But my partner's seems hereditary and is very difficult for me and her mother, these things have significant impact not just on ourselves but those around us. I feel for you Spock
@compact root I always felt lonely, as a kid. I never fitted in. One day I went off, and found a quiet, lonely house at the foot of the mountain with a quiet, lonely job close at hand. After a couple of years I began to feel at peace. I was never truly alone, nature is all around and there are many, many living things to interact with. You can communicate much better with them outside the human vortex. Nowadays I don't really feel alone, even though I am frequently. It's a state of mind, not a reality. Talk to the plants, talk to the trees, talk to the animals, talk to the stars. Sometimes they even answer back.
mm
im still a kid
my likfe is kinda rough too
dont ask tho
i dont feel like talking about it
That's okay. Sorry to hear that. It's crap
Its fine
lol
Who's the third one?
a professional nudist
From experience talking to someone can help. If you ever need to rant to someone feel free to pm me and I'll reply when I can. My inbox is always open
Thanks ig man
Wut?
lyrics to a song you uncultured ninnys
Does picking the Guy Fawkes mask mean you get to blow up Congress?
kids these days hobbles away
@gusty gale
at this time you wish alexa could speak in glados voice
I prefer mantis on alexa
If you ever need to chat bud, pm is always there for ya!
Bruh
Thatβs me in a nutshell π
And thanks btw
@compact root 100% anytime you need to vent I'm around! And you're welcome!
Thanks bro
This is a good community π
Itβs a shame Iβm just here for memes anymore π
Gotta do what you can, and not sweat the stuff you can't! The community is great!
Yep lol
Language rules do not apply to Samuel L Jackson memes.
Wow
leaked footage
good ol jack sparrow
I read about this. It was spotted by a little girl and her dad sitting on a rock.
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Naughty Palpatine is up to no good.
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nice
π I'm finding great pleasure in the fact that folks out there are waking up to this and proceeding to immediately crap their pants! π€£π€£ππ
lolllllll
Stupid? Or intelligent?
Would be nice if we could...
lolllllll
BRUH
OMG YES.
HECK YEAH!
Best of the best
Mhm
lolllll
lolll
why?
Why what?
why repost something that was posted this morning
Was it? I must have missed that don't like reposting memes
Didnt even know it was on here
I was gonna say...
My brother just sent me it
I done it before happens somtimes
Yeah...
George Murry
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
- Let him have his space.
- Sleep with him.
- Be his best friend.
- Don't bother him about his
movements.
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be: - a friend
- a companion
- a lover
- a brother
- a father
- a master
- a chef
- an electrician
- a plumber
- a mechanic
- a carpenter
- a decorator
- a stylist
- a sexologist
- a gynecologist
- a psychologist
- a pest exterminator
- a psychiatrist
- a healer
- a good listener
- an organizer
- a good father
- very clean
- sympathetic
- athletic
- warm
- attentive
- gallant
- intelligent
- funny
- creative
- tender
- strong
- understanding
- tolerant
- prudent
- ambitious
- capable
- courageous
- determined
- true
- dependable
- passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: - give her compliments
regularly - Go shopping with her
- be honest
- be very rich
- not stress her out
- not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO: - give her lots of attention
- give her lots of time,
especially time for herself - give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT - never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.
Bruh
You missed out give him food on the man
True
Doesn't have to be a fancy meal biscuits are fine. Cheese on toast is fine. Just give us food
Lol so true
True .. my bad π€¦ββοΈ
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What they should have renamed them
Greeen go bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
I fail at sympathetic guess I failed already
I failed at being a good brother XD
strums the banjo
No! The new pew pews are Luke, Ben, and Mace!
π said every true southerner, ever.
More like sweet tea
Sweet tea, for sure.
100% sweet tea
My mum went to smack my brother round the head when we was younger, she missed and hit the door handle breaking two fingers. Went to the doctor who asked what she was doing at the time so he can set it properly, when she told him he replied "can I recommend using a wooden spoon next time so you don't hurt your hand"
Ping pong paddle
My grandfather used the end of an old wooden hand held tool box with a shaved down neck so it fit his hand better. Btw, it was made from a 2x8..... basically a Thick pizza oven spatula thing.
When that wasnβt near, it was his belt.
I miss those days.
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F u
π...oh sorry Jimmy boy! Nevertheless, you are oh soooo cuteππ»
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You right
Yep
sweet

Why I'm afraid to open the fed faction store. Luis keeps changing his stuff every week, he a different species now
(l've put it in memes as it's not game breaking, just funny)
well duh, he knew everything in the store is a scam. he just needs to keep you on your toes to prevent you from figuring out hes actually a ferengi
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Dammm...that's so sad to visualise it like this.
lol, my comment got deleted for taking what your meme says and conveying it in layman's terms.
The mods on this server are a bit overzelous.
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Here's the version with cropping
The animator got lazy. Lmao
wait, what the..
Wow
she just fitting the part can see her roots
Mhm
Please for the love of god tell me this is real!
It is
Wait... i dont get it
The stormtrooper thatβs running behind them all like has no arms
thats a clone trooper not a storm trooper
Dark got to the point, you don't put clone troopers in with storm troopers
yeah I would take 1 clone trooper over 2 dozen storm troopers to watch my back
1st gen clone troopers with first order weapons and ships oh boi
watching resistance right now need to fill in some gaps in the sequels
very odd not having a force sensitive protagonist
He does have a point
Iβm sorry
It was just the first thing that came to mind @pseudo light @stoic vigil
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Should have put down "Birthday Sax"...I mean absolutely no one would be offended by being serenaded on their birthday! π€£π€£
Kenny G hits the spot!
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Lol, 5 has him looking like Darkwing Duck.
lol
Why not? Lol
Well.... not that wasnβt trying to hurt someone else, or trying to kill me.... π€·ββοΈ
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Maybe we should make a petition to get Minecraft biomes to be more realistic π
Just install quark or whatever they had in sevtech and select the heatmap/realistic map
That's as likely to succeed as getting scopely to fix bugs
At least one can mod mc to get past such limitations
Or as many call them "features"
Very very true
Only 4.5 years left to get Discovery officers π
And ten after that they might decide to add them to regular chests
Upgrading ops to lvl 50 takes 11... years!
YEARS AND YEARS
@kindred minnow No, crackdown was garbage.
When you touch every button on the console gamepad in Mortal Kombat π€£ π€£ π π π
Godzilla vs Kong already was a dumbass movie
You beat me to it! ππ
Thatβs the funniest thing Iβve seen in a long time
oh yes potential energy a real B when it goes kinetic
I guess without granny paying the bills everything went downhill fast
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