#π₯-memes-no-talking
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I'm sure you do
thats what she said.
Ummm
yes.
lmao
That guy looks like my neighbor who was offended at me over his girlfriend saying I was cool. Lmao
Cant remember if ive posted already or not
wuh-
HO HO HO!!! How did you get video of me?!
Truth! (the graffiti, not my mom. She's a psycho bitch, certified by 3 psychiatrists.)
Isn't that the ship from rogue one?
Rebels
Nah I'm pretty sure I saw that ship in like Riddick
Or was it Firefly?
Thatβs one pimped out Orion Corvette!
isn't an admission of sexual assault? π€
My question is, does that mean she drinks her own breast milk?
this looks like a clear case of pump and dump
No kink shaming? What kind of family friendly PG-13 online game official discord servers meme channel is this?
But also kinkaskwhy
Ah, I saw reference to 'Ghost' and thought it was the little shuttle thing it carries
Had a job interview today. Canβt wait for my roomie to get home after putting this around my neck while I was sleeping.
π€£π€£π€£ how did that go?
Hey everyone, they're rolling out a new ship. The vahksc'vorery
You heard it here first.
so that's scopley's idea of a turducken
@compact trench As a return favor, you should have all the locks on your place rekeyed, and then go out of town for a few days.
Or take all of the valve stems out of his tires. @compact trench
Lol, I was going lock for lock.
No. Itβs time to crush them. ππ
But wait for a day when he either has to be to work early, or a big presentation.....
@velvet sedge but have you heard of the turKraken?
And Gacy.
I'd eat them if they tasted good, but those things are what we call pests
Scopely when they think of what events to run
Pigs are even more magical, they turn plants into Bacon!
joke's on you if you paid for it...
lmfao.
Thanks boss now I'm craving some chocolate milk
Chalk milk?
Pedro Pascal was hospitalized today after months of carrying the star wars franchise on his back single-handedly...
Todays events
Wasnt single handed he has baby Yoda to carry most of it
I did not know that 
I should post pictures of my...... pets..... that I....... let run wild and have massive racks that I show off after I bring them in.... π€€π€€π€€
@trail holly
@worn zodiac
@compact root
those go in the grilling room
Tried there. Apparently them in their natural habitat is too hot and gruesome for snowflakes, so then they melt.
@velvet sedge
Imagine making kid shows about just being funny
Instead of just doing stupid stuff like putting sjw agendas into the series
How about we live All life that way.. I know it should be in meme format, feeling lazy
I fact checked this meme, and its true
It's a meme, don't need to fact check it
Made by $copely...
At least itβs not Nine Inch Nails
It would be a better song.
@cosmic hamlet Nope! Wasn't mine...been using Photoshop for 25 years now give or take! π
Definitely. It would match better to severe damage, a Taylor Swift situation canβt be that bad π
I was mostly trying to disparage Tayler Swift. I'm not a fan.
50% +25% +50% = 100% ???
@compact root !! truth...
Absolutely ππ€£
Too late, let er rip. And next time donβt do stupid things indoors π€£
Yep
Christmas if you want to watch it I can also drop the yt link if the mods would prefer
So much for the song shadow on the sun..
Idk what this memeβs taking about. This is me rn, and Iβm only half way through the first semester of my freshmen year!!!
Thats not what school does to you that's what happens when you hit the real world and got to work and start paying taxes
And have to buy a house and have absolutely 0 idea how to work a mortgage and Everything that goes into one... because high school taught you how to work friggin Trig, but nothing useful for the real world.
Algebra you will use every day when you leave school
Basic algebra. Nothing more though.
@kindred minnow I'm stealing that ππ€£π€£π
@compact root im busy writing a letter of complaint to scopley so feel free
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Lol
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Most of the national anthems arenβt copyrighted.
Otherwise the Olympics would be a mess...I mean, bigger mess.
When you see nothing but reposted memes
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That's spam? Lol
I'm pretty sure spam is posting something over and over lmfao, not a paragraph π
Rofl
@compact root Check discord's own rules, they frown on false news posts
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Cyberpunk bathrooms gotta love it!
Very funny, but language π
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Reminds of college βοΈ
had to be the first to laugh at that one
I guess that means The Child has a name. On behalf of everybody that watches by the season, thank you for that spoiler.
Season is halfway over. How long are people supposed to wait?
Bing is a poor search engine.... binge is an acceptable way to eat food
Or watch a show
Havenβt watched one episode of the new discovery season either. Please, no spoilers.
Shatner returns as hologram kirk on discovery...just so you know what you missed.
Spoiler: The child ate Santa. Christmas is cancelled.
Lol
I thought he ate the elf?
When your base gets smashed by a 2mil ent vs a maxed 4.5mil ent
My, my..how the turn have tables..
For the true fans who know
She's in a coffin
@viral apex
No need to explain ...
@granite glacier
Lion King soundtrack plays in background
Hail Cthulhu
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
havana
Can't make 2020 any worse... So why the hell not
are you drunk?
ah, alcohol blood level is too low, you are speaking in tongues
have a πΊ or π₯
I have a plumber here since 8 AM... Want to kill someone... But sureee... Drink can't make it worse π€£
when the mods get bored ππ€£
We aren't bored. I just happen to love summoning old Gods to destroy Humanity... π It's my thing πππ
Who had zodiac cipher for December?
Now they just need to break the next knee that had his name in it
One letter away from stardom
Why dads don't wrap presents
@ember shard
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crap crop job on a repost, was 100x better with the grogu quote
Haeyaaaaaaaa
Another reason aliens won't ever visit us! Isn't English fun!π€¦π»ββοΈ
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@willow sierra dude, learning at home I'd easy as crap, they literally cut out more than half of content you'd learn in class if it was regular school
I've talked to other students in my grade, we all feel the same way, school was a waste this year
As a teacher, I totally disagree. Learning from home doesnt give the same depth and everything I taught during the first lockdown, had to he retaught when we got back. And all teachers I spoke to about this agreed.
Teachers got it bad, they got double the work and no more pay, while you may think it was harder, it was mainly harder on the teachers while all the content that was considered a week's worth I could knock out in less than an hour if I actually tried to do my work
The biggest fan of ST universe π€£
Itβs the MCU heβs into now it seems. Guardians of the Galaxy
If you've been there you'll know
My daughter ruined a vcr when she was 3 with a p b and j sandwich
@crystal snow Maxing it out? Try just getting it ftp! π
Looks like freedom
βMerica!
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Don't worry it'll just cause inflation meaning you're not even getting the equivelant of what $600usd was at the beginning of 2020
I will be 54 during that month
Haha
Iβll be closing in on 92 π€£π€£π€£
cmon put it in a water bottle so you don't spill it sim
Posted by my police dept.
No I have not
I thought so, it's a sith legend
Darth plagues was a dark lord of the sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the force to influence the medichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge, he could keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful the only thing he feared was losing his path, which eventually he did. Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
The Tribble side of the Force is a pathway to many delicacies some consider to be uneatable.
Janeway defeated the whole Borg collective with one little ship. Sisko punched the almighty Q in the face. Beat that.
Decisions...decisions!! π€
Haha the stimulus is a joke
Spiked Tribbles! β€οΈπ
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Merry Christmas ππ¬π
He was only driving home for Christmas π€£
It is a raging insult.
I thought Zelda was a girl?
your trying to bait me... right?
and don't forget to share with others this season
So that's where they got the idea for the mouth construction of the Alien.
Quite possibly! Only animal I know with 2 sets of teeth/jaws etc.π€·π»ββοΈ
Sharks have multiple rows of teeth but not a second jaw. Pretty dam slick though. Leave it to mother nature to come up with that kind of craziness!
He grumped for your sins
Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.
Merry Christmas Everyone!π²βοΈβοΈ
Theyβre all European ... just like the bad guys in Die Hard
Except the stereotypical martial artist
And the IT guy π€
My contribution to the trek tree displays
Thats in my home town there is also a brick sofa next to it
I didnt know it was real lol
Next time I'm down the town ill take a picture of both for you
thanks bro, I appreciate it :D
It does the job
Shave your head and you can just use soap. π€
Soap leaves a soapy feeling. Irish spring isnβt soap.
And you can wash your hair with Irish spring.
If you shave your head, a bacon rind will give you the nicest of all looks π
If you shave the bacon you can wash it with shampoo.
If you shampoo the shave wash it with bacon.
If your shampoo is bacon you live in paradise and donβt need to shave.
Some kids got tonka toys for Christmas.... My 3 year old got to drive these.
Talk about scary sights of 2020
only works after midnight
that's feeding him after midnight you have to worry about ;-)
anytime mogwai get wet they multiply (just introduced the kids to Gremlins on Netflix this week)
Die Flash. Just die.
Wish It wouldn't
Itβs Mark Hamill standing in front of Tosche station holding a power converter. Duh.
I've never seen Tosche written down before, and that is not the way I would have spelled it if you had asked me to.
I have dyslexia and failed spelling most of the time, so there's that.
Ditto, it took me seeing it in context to realize the first joke. π€£
It was the power converter in his hand that gave me the spelling. Mark Hamill... holding an inverter... no, a power converter... so thatβs how you spell tosche!
Oh god not a borg Karen.
the collective wouldn't be able to handle it so... highly unlikely
I think
if it happens though, they'd have a superweapon
Bad memories of Return to Zork lol
Happy anniversary tribble
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Thi...
Canβt find a beer, boobs, bacon meme π
The chive has a beer boobs burger post
BBB:
Blasting 
Big (insert rss here)
Bases (insert base here)
A duck goes into a bar and asks the barman if he has any bread, the barman replies and tells the duck that he doesnβt sell bread and that itβs a pub. So, the duck waddles off.
Next day, the duck pops back and asks the barman if he has any bread, and again the barman tells him; look, we donβt sell bread and we never will. The barman tells the duck to get out.
The duck comes back the next day and again, asks for bread. This time the barman tells the duck, that if he comes back asking for bread again, heβs gonna nail him to the door. The duck waddles off.
The following day, the duck pops into the pub and goes up to the barman and says βhave got any nails, the barman says no!
The duck then asks- have you got any bread?!!!
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On new years eve we all gonna yell "JUMANJI" at the last second of this year and get out of 2020.
Then enter the next level lol
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Sounds good? Lol
We're all gonna get out of 2020 together..
And get through the next level if we survive lmfao
.....I dont get it
Sheβs biking inside (I think)
The peliton add
For those unsure about my post above
that was also before covid
but after everyone discovered being woke
You forgot to mention getting dvor and hijacked bps from the chest
That 1 dvor bp for every 6 chests? Yeah, I know that
another stupid woke moment. A man buys his wife an exercise bike which of course means he thinks sheβs fat
My second post was for the people who put ? On my first one with her in it. As it was all before covid
I didnβt mean to tag you. I wanted to mention your post. I agree with you on that. Just helping explain the ad to those to may not remember what it was over
Star Trek VHS (@StarTrekVHS) Tweeted: 2020 as told by Star Trek! π https://t.co/ESLQ11uGwA
https://twitter.com/StarTrekVHS/status/1344267112404168704?s=20
(Worth it for PatStew swearing alone)
β2020 as told by Star Trek! π https://t.co/ESLQ11uGwAβ
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I don't watch commercials if I can avoid it, so I haven't seen the ad in question. It still feels like I'm missing context, but I ain't sweating it. Thanks for trying.π
It's not an ad, someone used a twisted tea to cold clock some idiot
It is funny. Especially if you connect it to the gin add that followed it
What is twisted tea? Is it some American only product?
lemonade and iced tea I think
I think you're confusing 2 different conversations. Dusty and I were discussing the meme they posted about some peloton ad. The twisted tea thing comes from a viral video showing a dude giving another dude a beat down with a can of twisted tea.
ya sounds about right, it was just posted after one of the twisted tea memes, I won't lie...I don't really come to this channel to read the conversations, sorry
I asked what it is as well as never heard of ut
Who said work & pleasure cannot go hand in hand ππ»π
nog could do it too
someone needs to learn to line up in their photoshop better
@stray ocean please foloow #509679626763632642 when posting in this discord. First warning.
To expensive
What s with that twisted tea?
There is a viral video out of a man getting a beat down by a guy wielding a can of Twisted Tea.
Twisted Tea" ... here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMRdMP4OPgE
XD
Happy New Year Everyone!πππΉ
YouTube has taken down the video but you can watch it here at DailyMail; https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2321924/Video-Racist-ranting-gas-station-hit-hard-tea-explodes.html
Ah, the racists complained about the video. Always surprising how quickly they can force a take down of a video. So much for their prized freedom of speech.
@lapis rover That must have been an epic battle between his brains! At least we know which one won! π€£π€£
Me trying to walk the fine line between what I can and what I can't post in here! π€£
When a friend tells you to edit a Disney character, so you draw something and are halfway through, but it dosen't look PG anymore
I donβt think YouTube GAF about what any racists, like yourself think. They probably took it down bc the guy kept spewing racial epithets.
Seems you have a reading problem @compact trench
Maybe read what I posted for a 2nd time?
Memories.
Not a meme ....this is on bradford exchange.com
Lol. Yes!
Awwww
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Sorry in advance............ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ
I agree completely π
Plot twist: ....or is it?
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I kinda like Discovery, but then again I thought ALF was Emmy worthy.
ALF just rocked.
I'm laughing at my cat here, but am a little disturbed.
When someone tells you you're to addicted to STFC so you look for proof that you aren't, and finally found it.
..sort of
someone left emulator on with unlimited frame rate
Lol
Ouch!
π doesnt comment. might be safer
Agreed....but those are still some big a.ss needles...so still, ouch! π
Wonder Woman and Mandalorian same actor
@sudden bobcat Yup
Yeah, cause people move on, buy new consoles and etc
Just get their irl info and talk to them I talked to some friends I made through cod for a while, over the phone, spent a good 2hrs every month chatting with him
Did the same. Used to do a yearly meet up even went to one of their weddings
Btw, I wonβt get in trouble for posting Star Wars memes in a Star Trek game discord, right?
We'll see..
Its a memes channel doesnt say star trek only memes
Kidding, of course. No, no, you'll just be temporarily banned or warned.
Kidding again. It's all fine
Lol, dang you beat me to it, Dusty, would've been interesting.
π would have meant the mods would have had a lot of time on their hands and maybe a stick somewhere it shouldn't be π€£
Like in a noes?
A lot lower and not on the front of the bodyπ
π oh geez. We have gone far..
Welcome to 2021. We are having an interesting conversation. Please join anytime.
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The first Ford automobile thatβs been organically and non gmo grown in the wild
Ahh yes..
Lmfao
People are going to read this and wonder if we're high. Just saying. Please don't ban me. Consider it a new year's resolution π¬
I am high what are you talking about lmao
No, we don't care if you post Star Wars memes. I do. π€£ But they do need to follow the rules, including no curse words or inappropriate content
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Hold on. Let me check myself. Don't look at anything I've said
Shh.. π
Ok. All fixed I hope. Just in case, don't check π
I'd be in a lot of trouble if we didn't allow other things here (points at name). π€£
ππ€£π€£ been there done that
What about harkonnen memes?
π when you dont know what to say so you just don't comment for the moment
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Was going to do a lady Jessica one but didn't want to push it
Oh no π
Lol
I dont know whether to just acknowledge it with a "yessir" and laughter, nervously laugh, or straight out cry in a pillow
Tben I've done my duty
Am I reading a "yay"?? Lol
Welll..... you didn't tell me you have a beverage
So that's how you justify yourself? Lol
"I didn't know you have a beverage"
What happens when your thirsty? π
...also might have tried harder to be funny lol
LOLz
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