#๐ฅ-memes-no-talking
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Not mine, just found the picture.
Surviving this 2020 crap is easy. Like riding a bike easy.
Only the ground is lava. And the bike is on fire. And youโre on fire because itโs Hell.
All fun and games.
Definitely.
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@rustic jacinth I'm sorry ... it's been a long boring quarantine... I needed company.
๐@rustic jacinth these are great
Thx just donโt wanna upset the mods cus sometimes theyโre gray areas, and hard to navigate them XD
Facts
@rustic jacinth Aizen my man!...On a roll today eh?!๐๐ป๐๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ
Looks like you're on fire!
Had a few mins XD
Great! Keep em coming bro!๐ฅ
And thatโs all for tonight folks
Again mods feel free to delete whatโs not allowed ๐
Dang even some of those posts I was hesitant on posting back in the day when I first found them
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That one is actually funny though you have to get one of those stupid videos, like the simulation of 20000 dinosaurs versus ancient Rome armies
A Pogo remix of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Details below.
Temba, his arms wide! In Tamarian this signifies the giving of a gift, first heard in the excellent episode Darmok. Data & Picard is my tribute to one of the greatest TV series of all time. It is an original track...
So that's where chicken fingers come from! ๐ฎ
@kindred minnow not in Somalia...
I would like a refund on the time I just spent to watch that
Hereโs a song for youโฆ Learn My Way by Tom Segura
https://open.spotify.com/track/0WUxSxV53u8Iwo51jWU17Q?si=siuMPHzDRlaJTmFZ_tQ-bA
Now you just need to mix in some M&Ms
Need more blue
@compact trench you can trust science, but itโs not wise trust in publicity agencies...
Or corporations
Or rando discord people
๐ someone pinged
Thatโs illegal Tribble fur.
Would klingons love it or hate it?
Would klingons love it or hate it?
@restive nacelle
Good question...
- dead Tribbles
- too comfortable
God I HATE the Flyers and that glorified dust bunny of a mascot! Rot in a hole Gritty!
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@compact root
@modern meadow 100% true...just don't tell anyone! lol ๐
Would klingons love it or hate it?
@restive nacelle not sure but Gorkon likes lovesacks according to @compact root
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My birthday is the same as COVID-19.... wth
Isnโt the truth tho lol
@willow sierra shudders
@misty veldt grabby hands ๐๐ป
No!
MOIINNNEEEE!!!!!
But I will shhhaaaeerreeeeeee!!! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Or if truly interested, pm me and I can get you in touch with my local shop. That bad boy requires no background check. ๐
@compact root
Seriously, if yโall are truly interested, I have a source. Unless you can find it cheaper. Then I want to know!!! Lol.
Fighting back against what?
No brainer
thanks for the DeLorean update
thanks for the DeLorean update
@turbid galleon Pitty you didn't adust the perspective of the DeLorean to match that of the station.
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Good lord, I even knew it was going to happen cause I've seen it multiple times, still always gets me
Played it at work I didnt react(good job as had customers in the building and im not meant to be on my phone) showed it to a work colleague after we shut she jumped up and smashed her hand on the desk
I feel like that must be wrong. LOL ๐
Sometimes those gut feelings just out class science @willow sierra
@umbral pelican โSeparate the sausage section!โ
Now Iโm crying after reading that โEnglishโ
Looks like something a Klingon would eat
You DO have a point there... LOL.
What if an Enterprise fell from the sky into my backyard....how much would that be worth for? ๐
that is the universe rewarding you for raising orphans in your last life
A space rock crashes through the roof of his house, and the first thing he does is go pick it up with bare hands ๐ค๐
he hasn't read the Andromeda Strain...
This is the way
Wtf is that
Need the original version of fortunate son
Need the original version of fortunate son
@pseudo light https://youtu.be/40JmEj0_aVM
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Music video by Creedence Clearwater Revival performing Fortunate Son. (C) 2012 Concord Music Group, Inc.
#CreedenceClearwaterRevival #FortunateSon #Vevo
495kb
Knew that'd get deleted ๐คฃ๐
@swift badge as disconcerting as that is, I found myself more disturbed by the thought of what would happen had she tripped on her hair ๐ฒ
OFFICE HUDDLES AT SCOPELY BE LIKE
@tough shadow And then...things get weird!
lollll
That is a Lorax
Sensei Tribble.
i choose 1, 2, 2, and 1 ๐
I choose my ๐
Eggplants win the vote
Starbuck was a better pilot
what "i if" told you vs what "if I"
a little unorthodox but if it works it works
lolll
Haha reminds me of last week, was at a stop light at a major intersection in my town, and a turkey flew right in our path the moment the light turned green, funny enough it was the first wild turkey I've seen
Well at least the ride stays true to the source material! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Not sure if this is a Thanksgiving turkey cake or a 2020 ๐ฉ fire cake!? ๐๐
It's Mr. Hankey ceremonial headdress limited edition
Dude i gotta do that ๐
Well he was born in 2020
How I feel everytime I accidentally hit that instant latinum repair button for my ships......"SCOPELY'D"
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oml
"God has entered the chat" @compact root
Scopely During Maintenance ๐คฃ ๐
Hoping my American friends had a good thanksgiving
thanks for deleting that political shit
Most social media's share information and look into information past what you put into Facebook itself, including your web history and more
I like how you think facebook or other social media does all that but this is totally safe. ๐
Discord>regular social media, better flow and less censorship
Let's just keep it to memes please ๐
Itโs good to have a hobby these days...
@willow sierra Lord of the Rings for those who "Question Marked" this! Could possibly be wrong as well...๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ lol
My brain is like a squirrel trying to figure out whether or not to cross the road! Always back and forth! ๐
...but they spelled pirates wrong (kudos to mat)
WTF. Why
MOAH FAT, thats why. Burgers are way too healthy ๐
He shits for 3
Is it supposed to be moving or is that the lag again?
no, its just a picture lol
A picture with words on it. What is the difference with a meme?
Which one of you crazy ass buggers dropped their rss in the middle of the desert!?
You gotta be more careful of your cargo man! ๐
BINGO! I had aliens for November, @lapis rover
That's old news
Iโm old news
Mine would be lots of female models wanting to be with me all the time I would hate that
GMC found!
Old, but gold... and Ponies!
Or tech support
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right or left hand?
Lmfao. I need that in my life.
Ermahgerhd
Sold out sadly
Is Maradona like a tennis player or somthing?
nah 80's pop star i think
Itโs a Karen Tribble!
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28 Days later.... ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐งโโ๏ธ
28 day slater
๐ฑ thats true! ๐คฃ
@compact root
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not today
I can read that easily
"Your secrets aren't safe anymore" (maniacal laughter) ๐
maybe cyrillic cursive
Why donyou keep writings from 2012
and even that one is still somewhat legible it can get worse
You can read it, just not easy
yep break it down into character block and rotate it more upright
but thats still not the worst eg ๐คฃ
so english cursive will never be a secret code
But Russian cursive tho...
@stoic vigil @lethal wren Both of them are illegible! Just looks like a bunch of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm's or the paper that gets spit out of a seismograph! ๐ ๐
@modern meadow That one at least looks neat even if I can't read it! ๐
Weird. I see wwwwwwwwwwwโs. Not mmmmmmโs. Is something wrong with me!?!!
Now theyโre uuuuuuuuuโs.
Whatever is wrong with me must be mutating.
Just all train as doctors no1 can read that
jokes on him I just bought 5 psone's and stacked them together ๐
Lol
Do you bury people indoors or outdoors?
Usually bury them in coffins. They don't fit in doors. Badum tish
Lol
Thank you sir
@compact root sorry to point it out, but its bugging me it says Brian not Brain ๐
@kindred minnow Remember when we could tell jokes and everyone laughed? Pepperidge Farms remembers...
People realizing that comedy relies on being edgy and making fun of stuff.... Wow!
why's it gotta be white panel? why not red or pink!?!
Thatโs a white heterosexual privileged guy mansplaining stuff. Iโm just glad that Iโm a Tribble.
So what you're saying is you can't be funny without somehow being racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic or body shaming.
You forgot political
And a few other categories
You can put most types of humor into these categories
Yes
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
I'm really looking forward to the end of lockdown on 2nd December
Feel old yet?๐ด๐ต
Damn! ๐ He is one with the force...
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The Revolution has Begun!!!
Thatโs easy, Super Mario, Mortal Kombat and GTA
GTA Doom Halo
Depends dusty - what computer do I have to play it on. Not choosing mario if I have a PlayStation ๐
MGS, Halo and GTA.
Mario on nes, street fighter on arcade, mgs on ps one.
@ancient basin middle line
Never played any of them, no opinion. ๐
Castlevania, Doom, Fallout
Mario halo and fallout
Farmville, Farmville, Candy Crush
Zelda final fantasy street fighter
Zelda, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat
And that kids is why you don't ask questions you don't want the answers to! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Lmfao.
metal gear, doom, and final fantasy
Autocorrect is the first manifestation of Skynet. ... ... And itโs the only one thatโs really needed for apocalypse.
For when you get hit uc or someone raids your base:
Get your hands off Santa's sack.
WTF!...whose dropping rss like this all over the galaxy?
Wait, these just appeared out of nowhere with no explanation?
Wow, Bluetooth, max. range 10 meters. Good luck connecting to passing other Tesla's.
If you don't get the last post just go look up "riot shield meme" it's a nice minute clip to give you a basic understanding of cod lobbies
#๐ฅ-memes-no-talking message oh so douche to douche tech now exists
Fun fact about Point Break, they would not let Swayze film a real skydiving scene while filming the movie even though he knew how to skydive, so once it was done, hired a guy and went and filmed his own stuff for the film https://skydiveperris.com/b/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/18156463_412437885793298_4716161076888330984_o.jpg
400 meters is nearly a 1/4 mile
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
"Paper disproves spock" hmm....
Babelfish disproves GOD.
That box thing only works in the United States.
Yup lmao
We've got neighbors who leave their boxes outside their house, sometimes I think that they either went on month long vacations, or something happened to them
Maybe they hit a random rip in time and space like on ds9 XD
And they pop in and out of this reality periodically XD
Or itโs porch pirate bait full of cat feces ๐
I prefer that guy that made a glitter bomb outta a ihome box and had iPhones setup inside to film when it was opened and then he could retrieve it if possible . 1 guy opened it up in his expensive caddy and blew super fine glitter โจ everywhere and the look on the guys face was priceless
Iโll try to find the video
Tastes pretty accurate
@tawdry frigate @rustic jacinth Fruit cake is awesome! It's a dessert you can soak thoroughly in whiskey and ingest! Win-win in my books!
I watched that video for weeks and laughed my butt off!
It was epic and so inventive !!!๐
thats a recorder, but still very funny
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Thank God. Just Die, Flash Player! Die and stay dead.
@pseudo light that's pretty inappropriate
XD
I just spit my earl grey tea out XD
Picard would be angry that I wasted that tea
How the hell is that anti Semitic racist joke allowed to stay up? @warped hazel fix this!
<@&509691205798592532> fix this!
Derblitzkrieger is a comic book character
Let's not forget that anti Semitic means hostile towards, dunno how interest rates are hostile. It isn't meant to be offensive so it doesn't fit the definition @woven pecan
excuse you... I am coming.
For all the non believers who think he won't come this year, you're getting coal
At least coal will keep me warm. Not sure why itโs classified as a bad gift ๐คทโโ๏ธ
What if it's like cod zombies and just gets worse every year?
@pseudo light the stereotype of Jews hurting people by lending them money is very hard core anti Semitism. It is a hateful image that has been used to persecute Jews for hundreds of years. Merchant of Venice to Hitler.
The history of the Jewish moneylender is fascinating, but not relevant here
Fair enough, I still don't see it as anti semitism, but that's my personal view
It is, you have to be more aware. When a religious group gets persecuted through history and has negative stereotype around money and your meme depicted that - itโs anti Semitic, is not an opinion but fact
What if the stereotype holds true , honestly being good with money isnโt a bad thing itโs how people also interpret things too , this is why as a culture we arenโt moving forward to many are hung up on the past . Let it roll off your shoulders and move forward . Or letโs stay stuck on it and keep the status quo we all see how well thatโs working. Everyoneโs a raw nerve and finds literally anything small to make into a huge matter . Itโs meme thatโs all , the person who posted even said he had nothing against Jews just he found humor in it . So as a people we are now punishing those who have humor and are using thier freedom of speech ? Cus if you wanna get to brass tacks whether itโs in tasteful of not thatโs whatโs going on. Agree with me or disagree doesnโt matter just tired of seeing snowflakes โ๏ธ causng issues for those just trying to lighten thier heavy day with a bit of humor
Anyways Iโm off my soap box XD
Great example
Bet it that was reversed and it showed Europe instead of USA walking on people there would be a uproar (now there gonna be one to this meme cus I drew attention to it )
Obviously the mods do
Iโm just making sure the establishment doesnโt pull a trump and take our speech away lmao
I like posting here
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Would hate to see it taken away
They took the long way round
They wanted to smell the roses and see the sights first XD
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What I'll look like after this anniversary event
I am NOT a flat earth (moron) but the map used is wrong โ itโs still a direct flight, globe or flat
(Not calling you a moron - the flat earthers are!)
so, Antarctica is a giant ice wall holding back the game of thrones?
That guy looks like he has an IQ of a single digit.๐คฃ
Also Good Morning all ๐
@tepid fern COPception! ๐ฎ
64 if you relax
And you gotta get your feet set
Me so far in this semester of school
Sharknadoes are real
Shark in the Roof, Headington, Oxford, UK.
Sharks in the skies over Britain?? And I thought the US had it bad.....lol.
Sharknados are an international problem.
Seems legit
Ove been trying to find that for a while lmao
Ahhh yes
Don't the knobs change the channel?
Yes but try getting it to be perfect
It can still be if you have good parents
That record player ist from the 20th century, so:
1916 - peak of WW1.
1933 - Hitler got elected.
1945 - End of WW2.
Kids know nothing these days...
Most guys can just tell you about ww2 if they're even interest in history
It is actually 33 1/2.
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Imagine being the genius who got ice through the hole
Thatโs a solid dump, maybe you ate too much iron.
Please add more fiber to your diet
โป๏ธ And the mexican people begun to enjoy: enchiladas, salsa toreada, salsa molcajeteada, chilaquiles and more and more
Red means dead
Prove tic tok needs to be removed from the Internet
But what happens when I run out of children?
If 2020 was a teacup
CORONAVIRUS RHAPSODY
Vocals: Raรบl Irabiรฉn
Lyrics: Dana Jay Bein (@danajaybein)
Video post production: Daniel Reyes (@danielreyesmx)
Audio master: Armando Olabuenaga
Based on original song โBohemian Rhapsodyโ by Freddy Mercury and Queen
Needs 78 too
oh that's how you get hemroids though
Oh yeah, definitely not gonna work on that type of job
Hitler wasnโt elected, he was appointed.
It's always a hassle to get a stupid Christmas tree.
The solution is running to a park or reserve, chop one down, and run away with it...
It's not illegal.. if you dont get caught.
I am either.... or both of those. The struggle is real!
Dude, that kid looks normal weight
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When there is no lag in STFC
"Dude, we're out of water. We won't survive this summer!"
"Have you tried cow juice yet?"
Squints eyes in confusion.. "What?"
@merry basalt
Technically youโre right, but he was the only candidate of his party, which got the majority in votes
Aliens reply to the Tesla in space....
Forget the wiretap, there is a friggin Dalek next to it!!
No, the election didnโt have a majority winner and Hindenburg appointed him chancellor. He was anti communist and that was Hindenburgโs fear
The election was 2 months after this. Very picky...
Muricans/Canadians... ๐ Meanwhile in Germany:
Its that time of year
For the snowplow at the end:
(Obi-Wan) it was said that you would save the sliding cars, not join them!
Raiding at 5am
Or
Grinding hostiles at 4am
Or watching the chat at 6am durning โmaintenanceโ
Since all the flowbees are sold out,,,
Yes
one of my friends think's he's a bridge ๐คทโโ๏ธ
โ๏ธThis is why itโs ok to smack your kid up side the head once and a while, to get the hamster back on the dam wheel.....
@trim pollen
I identify as chuck Noris.
Do something relaxing to pass the server maintenance time! Like a stress free claw game instead! Oh wait...
Shame I haven't bothered with that at all /:
So it wasn't evolution but just nagging! Fascinating!
Ken eagle wants to speak to the manager! ๐ฎ๐
To quote anakin "not again, Obi-Wans going to kill me"
"I am your father." ๐ค
But Scopely already told us much more that this already... right?
Christmas 2020
