#🔥-memes-no-talking
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Hand Restoring Cream! I laughed WAY too hard at this...damn dark sense of humour! 🤣🤣
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You forgot the blue shells @ancient basin
I'm always first so never get them 😉
Shell pasta
How to Deliver Food in Asia
X: immediately destroy the world economy
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🤣
Darth Vader can’t teach his own son a lesson.
🤔
I'm getting tired of seeing that
...so tempted to post it again 😂😂😂
@compact root WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? 🤣🤣
We have it till the mods come and delete them all
No spamming
I AM BATMAN
@ancient basin it was supposed to be a pun
Haha sorry @pseudo light - I've had a severe lack of sleep. That a my excuse and I'm sticking with it! 😂
Dammit Jim, we have to give this crew a vacation, shev has the worst case of blueballs I have ever seen
Captains log day 227
@compact root downwards
Volgograd
Highschoolgrad?
For your funny bone lol.
Nothing to see there. They were only looking for a whale 👍
Wrong ship then. Didn’t they do that in a B’rel class?
Ah....yeah 😐
Wrong class E anyway..... what Would they have been doing here.... possibly mirror universe?
Yesterday is tomorrow
That was yesterday. Now it’s the other way. Temporal mechanics.🤷♂️
@red spire its a klingon war bird, not a brel, lol
Close enough
But that was yesterday
I had the world in my hands
But it's not the end of my world
Just a slight change of plans
That was yesterday
But today life goes on
No more hiding in yesterday
'Cause yesterday's gone, ooooh!
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh,
I believe in yesterday
Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hangin' over me Oh,
You missed sleeping
@compact root dont forget about showing ur emotions, i was bad at that one when i was married lol
Meanwhile on the Canadian east coast! 😭
@compact root No snow in Montreal
@swift walrus Must be nice! 😜
yep
No good hockey in Montreal either
And did you see the Alouettes this year? What is with the new bird?!?
@swift walrus
I don’t follow football
You live in Montreal. How could you follow them? They are horrible. 🤣
I live in Indiana and I know who the Alouettes are. 🤪
Not a football fan 🤷♂️
Captains log day 228
@compact root your daily logs make my day!
Wouldn't that be the Bahamas with Dorian? @compact root
Answer is c mate
@IAmGORNholio#1255
If only it was named after a beer, that would be great.
To be fair, all free to plays NEED to mine
Not really I've mined maybe 8 times in 8 levels and have my faction ships rewards are big part of not mining
Lol true, you don't need to mine, I completely forgot about events, but the refinery is still a requirement and it gives out more than events do, which is kinda funny
I only get 1 rare from certain events, usually (swarm being the exception) so it'd take a long time to aquire 110 rare for one upgrade
I don’t mind the pvp but it’s annoyingly when someone with twice the battle score attacks me
Photoshops in shark teeth
you mean shrek teeth
you mean shork teeth
If you'd ever had a teething baby chomp on your udders, you'd know exactly why babies aren't usually born with teeth 🤣
It's when they do it knowing they arent going to get anything out of it, then smile at you like it's normal
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no chance, you still have 136 days to go
leap hours every day add up so you will have to do 365 of our solar days to get 360 universal days
@compact root replicator coffee
#babyteeth
What are "things i can't unsee?" Alex
HAMLET
Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite teeth, of most excellent dentistry.
Not a meme...just some cool nature for you all! Literally caught nature with its pants down! Nothing to see here, just a couple snakes bumping uglies! 🤣🤣
Caught then on your arm?
@pseudo light The larger female on my arm in the pic was just dragging the male around the yard by his junk, so it made for a couple slow moving snakes quite easy to pick up! I assume she was trying to hide but there was nothing in the yard to go under, so I laid a piece of plywood down that had a little bow in it and put them under there! 2 hours later they were still there so I guess that's what they were looking for! 🤷🏻♂️
It's called Ponfarr
,
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You can make money on every thing 😂 😂 😂
Corona virus crochet toy . Perfect gift for babies and young children! The item is approximately 9 cm They are made with acrylic yarn and stuffed with polyester toy filling. https://www.etsy.com/shop/JarrousFamilyCrafts?ref=hdr_shop_menu Although we try our best to make ...
@proud latch Is it ok that I kinda like that? Should have made it in a dark grey w/red things though! 🤣🤣
Happy 4th everyone! 🖖
Hey! Were all nerds here! May the 4th be with you...
...always!
You’re an idiot perhaps?!
You’d be surprised
I once saw someone drive around with one wheel not moving at all, rubber squeaking and engine roaring.
Oh I know, I’ve seen way too many on the road too
Bearings gone BAD lol might wanna fix that lmao
Big oops. And bigger problems
That looks like a Jeep
I don’t care what kind of vehicle it is, there’s big problems in that axle.
At that point you should definetly know your an idiot if ya do that ....lmao
Way to ruin a meme
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Needed that chuckle @mystic pecan. Thanks!
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some opinions are less equal than others...
WTF!?
got that big hemi in the front needs to balance out at the back
Murica. 🤠
Hells ya
Well, I'm a-running down the road. Tryin' to loosen my load.I got 2 women on my mind....
My new ship, took 4 ever to grind bps
I am the leaderboard
Good lord, get me into that server
I don't kill much but I've got more than 1/6th of the pd of the top alliance
Alliance PD? Leader on my server is 4x higher by himself
😂
Unfortunately, AH died in an alliance war with DOOM on server 37
Yes my lord
@steady jolt pls keep it pg 👍
Captains log day 232
hehehehehe
Did... did we just get remix rick rolled .....
Darude - Sandstorm
Yep
@steady jolt pretty sure my alliance started 3-4 wars with those others who were in the system just trying to hit the mission target. 😂
😂
Captains log day 233
All of the above ✅
@compact root I tried buddy. I pitched free Havana swag, but panic didn’t reply.
I found this in my gifts tab this morning
I want one 🖖
Where can you get those???
Think geek is gone, sooooo...
Pretty sure Philly smells a lot like New Orleans.
Philly still smells like the vet
@willow sierra dont let PETA know you used pets in that candle
What?
Puke, sweat, cheap parfume, alcohol, tobacco, general waste. Same smell in every party town. As a citizen of Hamburg, Germany, I do know that smell very well.
I thought Hamburg smelled like Hamburgers being grilled
Bummer
I got ya covered fellas! Let's not disappoint them this year!
@compact root become a content creator and ask for them
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@compact root her tweet "explaining" the name is even worse than the name itself 😂
@pseudo light Recycling is fun...and the joke works so well! 😆😆
Lol
@languid condor the Nokia would have survived.
Variation on a theme!
@main sphinx 100% Spock approved! 😃
I should kick myself for laughing at that😂🤣😂🤣😂
🤣🤣
Emergency Jellyfish?
Gave us phindra and kehra but no jelly
Plus I didn't even get the phindra enough warp to get there lol
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@woven pecan @regal fog @waxen meadow @pseudo light @willow sierra follow #509679626763632642
This is a memes channel,not a discussion room.
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I MAY have already posted... Hope not
Scopely: Creates PVP event with horrific balancing issues.
Nah, you found the birthplace of SpiderMan. 🤣 🤣
With great power comes great responsibility
I’m more scared of murder hornets
Flying is a very advantages trait
They are also small and hard to detect. I’m sure a grizzly gator would draw the attention of animal control
Alternate universe Tribbles.
Do these hate humans or Klingons
@modern meadow it's trying so hard to be vicious, but still looks kind of cute in a weird way 😂
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Hmmm. Do you still have some tribbles left?
Do these hate humans or Klingons
@sharp nest Don’t worry, they hate everyone 😄
Again .... this channel is for memes.Not for discussions
@compact root That s.o.b. McCoy who injected Khans blood into a poor Tribble for... reasons?
Aw i missed it...
@compact root "I'm sitting here doing you a favor by grooming you and you're just gonna cough and give me the 'Rona?" 🤣
Captains log day 237
@compact root when he started to do the daily captains log
True story 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
The trees have been assimilated...
Trib & Bones #1
DANG IT!
Trib & Bones #2
Made a mini series of 10 memes so far. Hope you like it.
Another episode will be released every day!
Only Bob the builder is pure enough
George Orwell just announced 1984 was a tipo he meant 2020
If that's july... what will be the december disaster?
Captains log day 238
Why, a handful of inactive nanoprobes is a kingly reward, or isn‘t it??
for the King of the Mole people...
In south Korea, there is a building that looks like borg cube.
North or South 🤔
south
is it also empty?
Don't see it.....
I'm more interested in the strange UFO about to fly over it👀
@visual hemlock December will be the meateor incase everything else fails
@snow escarp I think that's a robot arm
@compact root Then where's the rest of the robot
@snow escarp That's a piece for the robot army in October
Who has a good idea for November?
Research the name with Star Trek
literally
Trib & Bones #3
Interesting
🤣🤣
Someone couldn't resist
Captains log day 239
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Even he knows how to sneeze now.
Trib & Bones #4
vgG
Sounds like one of your logs 😂
@compact root he has said he bases his logs on real life
That's something I see Elon musk doing
Thought that was Musk on the right!
Even Fox News isn’t that crazy
Yet
No having 8 work everywhere
Lol
Captains log day 240
So happy I tested negative for the coveted 19.
Its supposed to say Sodomizing Winged Honey Badgers...
Oh.....what's on YOUR mind??? 🤣
It got stung by a murder hornet and it don't give a ...
i'm down
Quick throw a holy hand grenade at it!
First, you must pull the holy pin
Brother Maynard! Bring forth the Holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21
I wasn’t satisfied with my last meme, so here’s an edited version of #4.
And the new Trib & Bones #5
There is at least one disease where you can drown yourself by drinking water, idk the name
It's a REAL street!
@pseudo light haha
@compact root haha those are so funny
Also real lane in Texas, US.
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@finite dome Hahahaha...I can attest to their savagery! We use them as guard dogs up here! 🤣🤣
I could do her
crap! do the bow arrow shot, not her! pervy minds! 😂
😂
And these two gems from a housing development in Sacramento.
@sterile nest use Google maps
Im sure you will look really pretty wearing that @kindred minnow
Attacking the Mega Cube like:
Must be driving in Ohio 😂 😂
can be read many ways
don't matter you give up, you don't matter give up, give up you don't matter etc etc
Yoda- Matter don't, give up you mmmmm
Up Give Matter Don't You
Give up! Don’t you matter?
Captains log day 242
in regards to mechanics/graphics, they did quite a job in here, however, forcing even more token combinations to deal with 'griefers', c'mon, you are talking about mostly the rich kids here doing it to deal with the traumas they had during high school, you really think this stops them?
Vader: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
hmmmm.... (uses jedi mind trick) you'll go home and rethink your social media live. Also, you'll never, ever ask me that question again.
I like the dude with a famas
@visual hemlock please answer the question mind tricks dont work on me. Only money
@pseudo light Water intoxication or water toxemia!
@compact root love it 😂🤣
Captains log day 243
there is only 1
always and only 1, the middle if anyone tries to use the other 4 you piss on them
There are 5 but someone is going to do a trick shot at use them all attention same time
Squandered opportunity, there.
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😴😵
dont you dare say my boi han solo is on ben swolos level
They aren’t. They’re saying Ben is on Solo’s level.
It also shows how much Disney copies, not just the film and plots, but the character actions themselves
Sigh.
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@limpid pagoda removed for language 🖖
To be fair, it's by far the best final fantasy storyline.
But the airship was sweet.
Move this discussion to a FF channel..😝
what about 10?
...........
JiffyPop???
Nooooooooooo
Rick can rest assured that the memes about him will never gonna give him up, or let him down
Captains log day 246
@compact root but they have another and the repair it very quickly
Throw down a photon torpedo their ventilation shaft, that kills just about every bigger ship/station/moon/thing.
Throw a Tribble torpedo in their ventilation shaft.
@modern meadow that is how we got 10/10 in the first place!
Your forgiven
Not sure how wholesome killing sentient endangered creatures actually is. Did you study the long term environmental impact of killing a dragon? They are pinnacle predators
Hey that was the Only Sport we could watch during lock down
Throw down a photon torpedo their ventilation shaft, that kills just about every bigger ship/station/moon/thing.
@visual hemlock
Wrong Franchise (for now)
There are a lot of songs on Floppotron, much better ones! 😊👍
I know, but this was relevant...
Trib & Bones #7 and #8
No NAP!
Well, opc g3 isn't that useful
Now opc decoded data or lat, that's a worthwhile prize
I usually have massive stockpiles of g3 just from doing dailies
😆
Captains log day 247
@prisma chasm
@willow sierra 😂
Nice
“Made in China”
Captains log day 248
I'm not Gorkon, but I'm laughing too
Give out more officer badges so people can promote their officers? That would improve morale
@kindred minnow, I just had a chat with “support” on that subject. They claim you can get badges from pve chests.
@restive nacelle I wish they came from pve chests. Opened 272 chests this morning with none in them
@kindred minnow @restive nacelle badges do not drop from PVE or PVP boxes.
And If possible, please move this discussion to another channel, this one is for memes only
@kindred minnow @compact root
@compact root @kindred minnow @restive nacelle They drop (very rarely) from Sol traders, I have confirmed this with multiple sources.
(Sorry to be off topic still)
🤔 I am not aware of that. There were rumours, but I could never confirm with a screenshot or something viable
I'm level 31 so not Happening for a long time.
I don't have any of the screenshots sadly, but I got the data from multiple trustworthy sources
So only the whales that already receive badges from buying packs can get them? ......fantastic 👿
Yeah it's sad but it helps for those who don't want to drop another $100 for badges
Well to be fair, panic already said
server merges were coming, and 2. people have been asking for them for quite a while
Not just 2 people, lol, i forgot the period
Got a fever of burning inside of me
I've seen that before
I'm also fat. Cake is all I see
@compact root .....outstanding. Classic.
👀
Captains log day 249
“Based on a true story” 🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣
All of my logs are... It's just a question ehat happened so that I mutated the story to something else 🤣
I actually do that “at band camp” reply all the time 🤣
I quote Inigo all the time 🤣
Picard and Data sing @RealMattLucas baked potato song, Please buy and download the original song from https://t.co/rktndnSL5v
#nhs #feednhs #mattlucas #ThankYouBakedPotato #nhsheroes #song https://t.co/mRrClh5Qdk
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OMG, love it and how can I get a franchise! lol
@languid condor sorry that video although hilarious isn't appropriate for this place. Please keep in mind we have kids here...
@compact root did you download it before deleting it? Please share of so lol
Trib & Bones Murica
Lol one time my friends ordered 39 grape jelly packets from McDonalds and that’s it.
FEEEEED MEEEEE! 🤣🤣🤣
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#DarwinAwards (runner up)
Only way she'd make it into space.......lol
The Power of Hoo-Doo?
Hoo Doo? You Do!
You remind me of the babe!
It really needs to stop raining
@compact root Weird! Might wanna have that looked at! If I mute the TV and all the windows are closed, I can just barely hear mine! 🤷🏻♂️
@compact root how elder non-nerds see Tom Hardy
Loving the new D4 cloaking device .... no one would know....
Set your phasers to "thrill" with this Nerdist Presents parody that explores classic Star Trek in the style of the pulpy B-movies that influence Quentin Tarantino. With shades of Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, and Inglorious Basterds, "Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek: Voyage to Vengea...
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Trib and Bones #10
Or the one
The needs of the one outway the needs of the many
Server 16...
That is what I call "progress"
That’s gonna leave a mark...
Not sure if the target or the person shooting will be in worse condition afterwards
I think thats airsoft 👀
it does look like a break barrel pellet rifle
well, you got the beers in your hand already, they'll help you get over it...
Captains log day 252
@snow escarp Solved half your issue with the beer🤣
Please use this channel for memes and not for discussions. If you want to discuss something use #🌌-galaxy-chat
As long as O'Neil is in charge of SG1 they'll be OK.
Correction. As long as O'Neil is in charge, it will go hilariously sideways, but end up ok.
Baal and O'Neil had the best chemistry in the show. O'Neil "I've got a better idea, instead of helping you, why dont we sit back and watch you get your ass kicked. That way you'll be dead and we'll be glad", Baal "you cannot be serious?", O'Neil "yes i can, i just choose not to.....some of the time" - prolly my fav scene between them 🤣
@ancient basin #509679626763632642
oh god that was a hard hit to the head....oooohhh... 😣😣😣
The man, the myth, the legend; Scott sterling
LOL
when everyone agrees on taco night but the toilet clogs:
Captains log day 253
@compact root
🤔
It helps to cool things I guess
Kind of ruins all the hours of thermal simulation in a closed environment, running numerous “what-if” scenarios to come ip with the best heat sink and fin design
But ok
🤣
Be nice to cats or you may end up like Fury
Yeeeaaah that wasn't a cat though it was a flerken
Looked like a cat so you never know
To be clear that's not my computer lol
😂
@kindred minnow In all fairness to that snake, and if the headline is real, that's a Ball Python not a Copperhead! This is a Copperhead! Sorry I despise inaccuracies! 😬
I got it off the net to be honest mate I live in the uk so not many snakes here. And honestly they look the same to me
@kindred minnow Copperheads heat sensors (the holes) run to the front more, Ball Python as you can see run down the side further, then there's the colour but that's nitpicking! LOL Huge snake fan! This is me last week in my back yard with a couple Garter snakes that were mating! Moved them to a safe place! The female was dragging the male all over the yard, so not to different from our females! 🤣🤣
😱Snake Sex!😱
RIP Admiral Paris
@feral jetty A valari!
2016 - 04 - 03
(historic valaris made of wood, metal, ivory, here : http://experimental-prehistory.blogspot.fr/2015/01/traditional-boomerangs-in-india.html)
(For those who believe only in metal valaris, take also a look at 2 of Pandiya Rajan's video : https://www.youtube.co...
a non-return boomerang.... you mean glorified stick....
@ancient lodge I‘m a lumberjack and i‘m OK... https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts
i am a lumberjack & i am ok
i sleep all night & i work all day
i cut down trees, i eat my lunch
i go to the lavatory
on wednesdays i go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea
i am a lumberjack & i am ok
i sleep all night & i work all day
i cut down trees, i skip & jump
i...
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🤔
This looks cursed
It's not their spine, It's ALIEN
🤣
@fiery summit wait you mean it's not allowed? What about lighter fluid?
Is light fluid allowed in?
Because imma pro at "accidently" dropping the lighter and stepping on it just so
@feral jetty 😂😂😂. HR departments usually take all the fun out of working>
oooof
@grand salmon do people consider that to be humor these days? 😒
@ancient lodge
B@stard!
Captains log day 255
@pseudo light even better is the 4 chest pull and all commons
Annoying? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. A meme? Nope
@compact root https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KUOx40xMErc
A flash project done for school using the beginning of Tool's song Disgustipated
Yeah
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before!
The original phrase was introduced in August of 1966. Political correctness was in full swing by the 1980s. The modified version was used in 1987.
ummm
@cosmic hamlet True enough! But if a male in the future is still considered a man regardless of race, species sexual orientation etc...then technically any men they ran into on their exploration would still mean another man had already gone there! 😄🤷🏻♂️
Hmm, but you don’t have to have gone there to be there. You could have been there all along.
Now my brain hurts 🤣
We Tribbles are the real furry Monsters.
E.T. is not a man...
Will a 100 do?
Won't know until we try
"I move.....for no man" - the Black Knight
🤣🤣
I knew it!
Captains log day 256
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Duck tape fixes everything
I remember that scene, very touching
Fives death would be even better @kindred minnow
At the risk of derailing the flow of memes, can anyone explain the SpaceX / USS Kelvin jokes?