#π₯-memes-no-talking
wooden python
hollow flume
sturdy gulch
proud trench
agile oar
light hemlock
loud crown
chilly bobcat
stable prairie
slow hinge
clear trail
narrow idol
loud crown
proud trench
unkempt swift
proud trench
proud trench
opaque flare
opaque flare
chilly bobcat
light hemlock
stable prairie
sturdy gulch
proud trench
river thorn
hollow flume
junior sable
olive bridge
limpid meteor
agile oar
errant forum
light hemlock
toxic canopy
olive bridge
proud trench
slow hinge
vague bobcat
solar sparrow
unkempt swift
unkempt swift
wooden python
naive nebula
olive bridge
proud trench
olive bridge
woven pecan
eager ingot
timber shoal
ripe bramble
plucky sand
stable prairie
exotic temple
opaque flare
brisk pulsar
timber shoal
solar sparrow
mental rock
proud trench
vestal holly
plush mauve
willow flint
fast valve
wooden python
exotic temple
proud trench
olive bridge
chilly bobcat
exotic temple
proud trench
opaque flare
chilly bobcat
hollow flume
proud trench
timid scroll
solar sparrow
proud trench
nimble sphinx
olive bridge
timber shoal
opaque flare
olive bridge
woven pecan
lean nymph
round hamlet
olive bridge
naive nebula
plush mauve
Check out this video, "popcorn by hot butter dance video" https://share.google/G2bvjn8UDKlVaF8F3
naive nebula
opaque flare
https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-dog-loading-dog-confuse-corgi-wide-corgi-gif-5677220482674247561
opaque flare
broken gust
lament mulch
sturdy gulch
gilded tulip
round hamlet
agile oar
chilly bobcat
proud trench
chilly bobcat
olive bridge
loud crown
loud crown
proud trench
hollow flume
round latch
modern atlas
timid scroll
proud trench
stable prairie
wooden python
soft harbor
loud crown
proud trench
slow hinge
olive bridge
shut anchor
mystic juniper
stable prairie
slow hinge
opaque flare
lament mulch
brisk pulsar
proud trench
hollow idol
unkempt swift
agile oar
wooden python
wooden python
velvet granite
opaque flare
toxic canopy
opaque flare
daring gust
toxic canopy
naive nebula
stable prairie
olive bridge
stark prairie
brisk pulsar
https://tenor.com/view/travolta-trek-gif-27466519
hollow flume
woven pecan
proud trench
woven pecan
plush mauve
native jasper
chilly bobcat
woven pecan
shadow junco
olive bridge
plush mauve
vestal holly
sturdy gulch
mental rock
patent summit
proud trench
proud trench
plush mauve
woven pecan
woven pecan
sonic gyro
hushed yacht
shy plinth
hushed yacht
clever kayak
of course π
compact root
Hahahaha, these crack me up
@clever kayak do you have an idea on when we can expect the big update on our instance? I also heard that on the new server players get rewards per 3k refined. So when they refine a 15k batch, they get 5 rewards?
clever kayak
was expected and announced for later this week, give or take. do not want to gamble with this and will wait for Keenser / Q2 to pitch in π
runic spire
Donβt understand why itβs so hard to see they HUGE machete you launched at our backs, not a gambling chance, all we want to hear is βYES, we apologize for withholding you guys as you helped finance our global game launch, we will fix it RIGHT away.β @clever kayak Donβt ponder, act players are getting less and less
warped iron
@compact root as someone from the new servers: no, not sure where that rumour comes from?
fresh meadow
@warped iron thanks for confirming
compact root
Well wen we refine 15k, we get 2 refining rewards. When we refine 50k we get 3 refine rewards. It was mentioned somewhere, dont remember where. I tought it was intresting
warped iron
I see - no, same here
small inlet
Guess they not gone give anything away for free, maybe my kids can get to lvl 50 after the year 2100
restive nacelle
Yeah why rush the update? It's not like we're in star trek mining mode or something ...
compact root
Yes they do give stuff away, on they oldest test server they gave bilions of parsteel
Bilions and milions trit and dil
Hundered tousands of commom g2/g3 rss
Tens of thousands of uncommon g2/g3 rss
Thousands of rare g2/g3
7 milion faction points
... Etc etc
Don't forget the ships and blueprints
fresh meadow
@small inlet did you get this free pack ? https://image.prntscr.com/image/RTJxXjG6TVKzaAqViEgCZA.png
bold flame
This game is a pay to advance game in it's current state... Greed has ursurped the Star Trek universe... Gene would be rolling in his grave...
compact root
bold flame
That explains the lack of updates... lol
compact root
@compact root : ah yes i forgot those. @fresh meadow: no we did not receive the pre registration package. Because we were playing the game, pre pre registration
bold flame
I got it... and was pre pre...
tender vapor
i got it but its worthless 60 latinum and some small stuff
bold flame
honest geyser
LMAO, @bold flame actually found a picture of scopely support staff answering all of our in game support tickets π π
compact root
@compact root i got it too. Was in gifts section. U didnt miss out much. Common Kirk tokens and small change
tidal mountain
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/a3me42/zpd_is_the_place_everybody/?utm_source=reddit-android
Customer support automatic responces... ^_^
compact root
compact root
compact root
compact root
compact root
bold flame
compact root
You Guys want to have new ones ?
They are fun
And trueπ
Hahaha they keep me emtertained
Yeah they make me smile after a day of trek ville
compact root
π
compact root
Did you see the actual in-game meme?
compact root
Mooore :D
compact root
Lololol
unreal tree
willow iron
Star Trek Fleet Command 2019
unreal tree
willow iron
heavy zealot
bold flame
stable kraken
that is a nice amount of monkeys though
bold flame
stuck kettle
One simply cant warp anywhere these days xd
glossy bridge
I never received the promised latinum or the relocation token.... On top of that... I LOST MY RARE UHURA!!!! As did MANY others. @JB.Scopely
Because issues like these will become memes in no time at all!
wind river
bitter crow
Trying to steal my line
wind river
Better than steal ur money
bitter crow
#Scopely
bold flame
compact root
bold flame
unreal tree
bold flame
bold flame
bold flame
@supple eagle aka @green briar
prisma chasm
dark cradle
To prevent from encounter drop bears. Rub vegemite in your arm pit.
It will ward off drop bears. Big life saver.
simple jolt
Scopely devs hard at work............whereβs my TAB? Ohhhhh a cup holder......
tardy zodiac
tawny kayak
heavy zealot
fresh meadow
dark cradle
compact root
Love this one... π
compact root
compact root
waxen rampart
π€£
thin oar
hexed lynx
lol good one
robust flare
heavy prawn
WHAT?
vocal talon
@heavy prawn π π
vocal talon
white forum
hexed lynx
right on
vestal steeple
white forum
compact root
toxic portal
hexed lynx
so true
tawdry path
half wren
@tawdry path nice one. We all got exs like that lol
hazy field
tawdry path
whole cosmos
merry crystal
Afaik those two are married now.
proud gorge
Two or three?
tulip dock
cerulean dagger
This is a real meme
fossil creek
reef rover
All go ideas and suggestion please my post need you
grim sinew
compact root
hahaha love the steven crowder meme, love that guy, great conservative
compact root
compact root
Is it bad I like to hurt people
I mean i asked my pherapist and she said its normal but then quickly put her gun away into her stash
She said I like to keep it close to me
So then I went to math the next day
and he said why did u stop trying u were doing so good
And I said I lost my motivation
and then he said what was ur motivation
and I said
my dad in the hospital
sweet wigeon
When the game breaks and you decide to make new kinds of ships
tidal mountain
The second one looks kinda cool tbh.
sweet wigeon
i would have made more if the phone didn't decide to break down too
(just imagine connecting the jellyfish with another ship(if i had one))
yeah it has a special touch
wooden bay
I like that 2nd one as well! π
craggy nebula
blobdj blobdj blobdj blobdj
sweet wigeon
uhm
tidal mountain
@compact root did you have a stroke mate?
gaunt reef
compact root
π π
tidal mountain
πππ
west bone
kindred minnow
spring trellis
π
topaz tendon
sinful vessel
Yeah, it is
bold flame
it's called war, if you do not have the stomach for it, scurry back into your hole
coral mist
bold flame
Make no mistake, this is an attack
Can't take it, won't take it, now we 'bout to hit back
Click-clack, lock and load, gotta hit the road
Enough is enough shit's about to get rough
You know it's bad when you gotta fight for peace
But the cure always needs a bit of disease
Came out swinging from the belly of the beast
Gonna bridge the gap between west and east
North and south it ain't no doubt
Gonna give them a war like never before
Hearts full of love saying "Fuck you, fool"
"Undevided we stand, together we rule!!!!"
unique loom
ROFL 500k dilithium for 3k Klingon rep and 2 additional vague likely garbage rewards. Nice troll Scopely
shadow pike
@unique loom No worse than 250k Trit - MINED - for 1000 Fed Points:p
unique loom
Totally a effective use of resources
shadow pike
unique loom
Hey you only had to donate 25k trit that's a much better return then 500k dilithium donate for 3k rep
slender lava
slender lava
#superupdate^^
fossil creek
fossil creek
gilded bluff
We pride ourselves in our state of the art rehabilitation program when users violate accords. This is the result you can expect after punishment π
Data receiving blue screen of death, thanks Bill Gates
When you see that "hittable" station and their RES if over 1 million each!
When your alliance has an aggravator > aggravator finally meets your highest power player in alliance
When you go to move your ship and hit recall only to return to your station with an ETA of 8+ minutes -_-
That moment when you finally decide to pay for a Scopely P2P pack and all of the items promises (or at all) are not yielded or some other bug interferes with delivery or gameplay....
compact root
God
gaunt reef
hollow bluff
zealous ibex
compact root
XD
ruby ocean
Loving the new update!
thorny harbor
yea i hate that mission ive got about 85000 trit to go
compact root
β
frigid hull
frigid hull
bold flame
@frigid hull i really do not get it...
I have a jellyfish, fully upgraded... Only gets used when my Vahklas and Turas are in for repairs...
tidal mountain
It's because of the people in limbo. Level 18-20 which kinda feel cheated and with no alternative.
bold flame
@tidal mountain 18-20s are food for the 23s and higher... the PvP system just makes it so...
No contest at all... it is PvE, not PvP... the reds move...
tidal mountain
Yea.... it's a tad scary.
tidal mountain
You know what would help with that? An explorer that can be upgraded to 70-80k
bold flame
@tidal mountain Vahlkas ;)
frigid hull
For the people not in 3* land @bold flame . I guess once you get there the jelly isnβt a must have, but when youβre still on 2* ships the jelly can own you by lower level players
bold flame
@frigid hull I prefer 2 star ships over 3 star, the 3 stars have too high a repair cost... And a maxed Talla beats a maxed Jelly... Same with a 40k Vahklas with the right crew... It's worthless...
frigid hull
I guess itβs all down to perspective and personal taste. It seems lower level players can have a pretty powerful ship early on with the jelly, whereas to max out a Talla or just get in to 3* land can take quite a while. So thatβs what I had in mind with the memes. Only a bit of fun anyway π
jaunty fractal
bold flame
@frigid hull I just do not see the Jelly as powerful at any level, it's strength rating is false in comparison, it's really best used as a one hit on a target to weaken it so the Vahklas can go in and finish it off properly...
Maybe I got lucky on my path, but I never found it a useful ship, repairs are too costly and long for what it can do...
kindred minnow
bold flame
@kindred minnow so true, so very very true...
kindred minnow
I'm talking real life not the game but spose game is true as well
sinful vessel
Works either way.
bold flame
@kindred minnow I was agreeing for both ;)
frigid hull
A little playful dig at the alliance rewards for purchasing packs
bold flame
ruby ocean
bold flame
@compact root because Octo keeps getting his killed by may Talla
Got a fully upgraded one... It's a paperweight
compact root
its bad to be honest
compact root
grand thanks
Why is it bad?
warp is bad, speed is bad, cargo hold is bad,
teir up the talla better in the long run or until you get a kehra
But itβs a discovery ship... those other ones you mentioned are battleships and interceptors respectively
Not even the same class of ship
discovery ship?
you mean explorer?
@compact root a fully tiered jelly approx. 80k
Ya sorry I did mean explorer
@compact root thatβs a kumari
yeah i know
t7 kelly 80k t4 kumari 117k with 3 teirs left to go, so woudlnt be spending time and res putting it into the jelly only to unlock this and need what you put into a ship that sits in storage
i have not once used my jelly
simple jolt
We get that you all like how shiny the jelly is but whatever you do donβt pour real dollars or rss into it. It becomes completely useless after about three levels. Save yourself for the bigger ships. Especially given how fast you move through those relevant levels. Just pump your talla up as it actually stays useful for farming npcs later. Then your next ship worth putting anything into is the Kehra.
compact root
yeahβ¬
gleaming dagger
hasty palm
seems the jelly was useful when the first jelly event came around, early in this release. then it was way better than anything anyone could build
bold flame
@compact root Not for the kiddies, just for you ;)
frigid hull
frigid hull
@bold flame
π
ππ»
Couldnβt agree more
Looks like heβs giving oral to a ghost π
π» π
Haha that it canβt!
shadow fox
turbid orbit
ancient egret
hard cedar
fallow sundial
When you climb into the cockpit of your Northstar for the very first time.
olive vapor
Lol for real? Yes I have looked at the starter stats
gaunt reef
Lvl 20 tier 5
pulsar sphinx
pulsar sphinx
@bold flame thanks! Made it myself because of this dang North Star
I miscalculated time to build and ended up short
steep ermine
Hello,
There is a bug on the North Star, they said on the Official-announcement:
"However, to maintain its speed, The NORTH STAR has sacrificed some of its Cargo limit."
But the North Star only have 4k cargo for a gain that is less than 25% of increase in speed compared to the Envoy but have 75% less cargo capacity ( at Tier1).
How is that "some of its cargo capacity" ? That likes "most of its cargo capacity".
Add to this that it only protect 300, that look like an insult for all player who bought the ships.
Should t the ship do better that the fortunate at least?
The Fortunate with no officer mine 900 the north star 2000
So 55% less for the fortunate
A cargo capacity 75% less for the North Start
The protected resources scale with the cargo capacity
PS : i didn't found the article in english, just google traduce that and forum/discord/manipulations will become clear when you see it.
https://korben.info/techniques-secretes-controler-forums-opinion-publique.html
compact root
Lmao he posted this in memes
compact root
fossil creek
@bold flame
wraith basalt
compact root
daring zinc
π
frigid hull
Well we donβt all have vaults like Scrooge McDuck to pay for our own armadas π
past stone
@bold flame you so right that Quark would take it lol
I have more where those came from
past stone
Thanks @bold flame
frigid hull
Does this fulfil your Quark meme needs @bold flame ?
Or maybe this one π
Haha good ππ»
waxen thunder
These are great!
tribal tide
drowsy dagger
Aww a nice cute kitty cat alliance
drowsy dagger
^ I didnβt think it was going there. Thought was a tranny thing. Kinda looks like that one from Supergirl.
supple lintel
frigid hull
compact root
Do love that fresh blood buying packs
compact root
@lime cedar how long did that take you?π
crimson violet
Above the Return key is \
If you push Shift-\ you get |
Two | before and after the thing you want to hide in spoiler, and ||Bob's your uncle π ||
iron lake
UNCLE BOB?!
yeah i got it, had to reenter all the |||| to steal for our own server's discord :p
like i said, i wasn't sure which it was :p
crimson violet
π
tawdry frigate
honest hatch
This time, the refinery will give me Uncommon Materials
vestal eagle
The new event be like
gaunt reef
zealous ibex
.
sleek goblet
fresh meadow
tidal mountain
5 gems???? That's asking a lot.
hollow bluff
I have a fan club
untold gull
compact root
How to show to your allies an enemy base
dawn ivy
^ this doesn't even meme
kind barn
fossil creek
midnight cloak
@compact root
silver rose
Don't worry everyone Scopely tech support is on the case
compact root
The whole game is a meme
compact root
polar mica
compact root
@turbid orbit hi number two!
turbid orbit
@compact root if that's a scrubs refrence then you are my new best friend
compact root
Lol
turbid orbit
Its it a scrubs refrence?
compact root
It is
turbid orbit
God I already love you
compact root
And u got such a great name! Really liked that third arm
turbid orbit
@compact root you look like a frood who really knows where his towel is
compact root
Lol
Can just recall the quotes in Portuguese
But a few
Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.
cyan barn
tawdry frigate
left glen
gilded bluff
π
Looking for refund of resources and bug fixes be like
House of 13 Ghosts, eh?
Last major update
Resident Evil
prisma chasm
prisma chasm
prisma chasm
gaunt reef
dawn ivy
Scopely Boss: "Ok people players are ticked off at the latest update. What should we do? Ideas, anyone? Yes, Joe."
Joe: "I think we should revert the hostiles back to pre-update and possibly improve the graphics processing to reduce lag in gameplay."
Scopely Boss: "Hmmm ok... Frank. What you got?"
Frank: "Ummm... I think we should add another resource pack give the players the ability to color their ship RED for Valentine's Day... all for only $39.99."
Scopely Boss: "Excellent idea, Frank! ... Joe, why can't you be more like Frank?!"
#FrankGetsIt
lunar reef
π
gaunt reef
Wait? There a pack I can turn my ship red for only $40?!?
iron lake
That's a dude
compact root
But he / she has some Boooo[...]is, hasnβt he / she ?
restive nacelle
π never heard of manboobs apparently
kindred minnow
@restive nacelle you mean moobs?
past stone
thorn raft
Hahaha shut up wesly
paper monolith
What are my chances?
thorn raft
This is why I can't have nice things
compact root
Well played sir
grand scarab
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/540249339298185216/543832705356529664/2.png?width=1218&height=676
look here who the fking sack of a liar is...
thorn raft
Who's a liar and why?
grand scarab
he is acting tough on global chat and lying bout he doesnt hit empties lol, now i show otherwise ...
thorn raft
That seems like a waste here, but thanks for sharing? We have one or 5 of those in our server
But I get the need to vent. That's what this discord is for! Lol
forest sedge
gaunt reef
bold spoke
@grand scarab hitting a empty jelly is fair game π
grand scarab
lol didnt say it wasnt fair tho, i just catch him on his words, quote: "i never attack empty ships, only cargo ones"
no miners mentioned in that convo
gray vigil
viscid sky
brisk steeple
@woeful lichen of course you would post this π
woeful lichen
raven bolt
halcyon sequoia
You were mining in a jelly? ππ
raven bolt
pliant wyvern
Hi my name is ADMIN, check out my website that isnβt fishy at all to claim your free latinum! And maybe a free virus!
inner bloom
Valentines special, $500. We arrest you in front of your wife & release you on Tuesday. Includes camping fee, fishing license, tent, burgers and beer. We come in full police uniforms & blue lights.
Lol
clever kayak
do you want that western union transfer now? π
somber bloom
@inner bloom lmao
inner bloom
π
compact root
I'll take 10
hollow stirrup
tardy rose
@forest sedge excellent work sir π
glacial kestrel
So, D'Jaoki...totally unsuspected
https://media.tenor.com/images/1eafadc3c71359c37cd061ef4e3017a7/tenor.gif
radiant dirge
Why crucify when you can blackmail?
woeful lichen
tardy rose
sweet wigeon
Steve
grand salmon
supple eagle
thorn raft
Lol too true
ashen oracle
kindred minnow
thorn raft
GSF?
past stone
radiant dirge
restive nacelle
Monotonous
restive heron
@unique zodiac this one is for u
compact root
π
deft moon
π
slim beacon
winged kelp
compact root
timid ruin
thorny harbor
tidal mountain
Ohh god i love it... ^_^
heavy zealot
radiant dirge
radiant dirge
kindred minnow
@star_trek85#5765 just delete it from your phone if you no longer want to play
@acoustic imp nice gif
timid ruin
timid ruin
thorn raft
my name
radiant dirge
tidal mountain
Isn't every federation ship mostly saucer + nacelles? I mean they really don't get that inventive.... for a "federation"
crude sapphire
The Defiant? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4cr-H4BYO2Q/maxresdefault.jpg
or the Attack Fighter https://www.neutralzone.de/database/Federation/Starfleet/Peregrine04.jpg
tidal mountain
Really? The galaxy class is only 600 metters end to end?
elder shell
huh, that needs to be updated
also, all species do roughly the same thing with their ships. its about image
thorn raft
My name pt2
hollow stirrup
600 meters. Thats almost 2000ft or slightly less than 1/3 of a mile. How damn bog did u think it was?
Big
restive nacelle
600 meters is 0,37 miles. That's more than a third of a mile.
uncut bear
autumn light
I have this bumper sticker on all my ships
winter wave
@autumn light #grammar
indigo wind
Looks fine to me... I often break ships whilst hunting tritanium
winter wave
I suppose so
compact root
lucid aspen
next junco
hotglue ?
timid ruin
molten hazel
timid ruin
timid ruin
severe laurel
timid ruin
thin oar
halcyon sequoia
Lol
thin oar
somber barn
I wish.
pliant wyvern
Is getting a free jelly and NS a meme?
stable kraken
well its been possible to get em free
hushed yacht
marble saffron
@timid ruin why did you delete, i didn't finish reading it
fossil creek
tribal tide
There. And now you canβt unsee the PacMan Constellation either.
nom nom nom
eternal root
astral owl
compact root
steady walrus
nice^^
pliant junco
remote tendon
@timid ruin like my meme...thank you !!!
pulsar ether
clever kayak
@gilded bluff frequency alert. danke.
gilded bluff
Ohhh! Just spanked by DEV π Papa ACS like
gilded bluff
β π
woven pewter
compact root
!rank
compact root
autumn light
stable kraken
π π π
karmic nymph
@autumn light you are on the server with DMA right?
karmic nymph
My life right now.....
quaint rampart
^Word
tidal mountain
I need 1 stonn for like 1 month.
restive nacelle
I had the same for my 2nd and 3rd envoy. Find 2 to 5 bp per day and need a couple of days for the last bp. Once you get that, it's again at a higher rate.
compact root
@karmic nymph It goes to 800 shards. Don't worry.
molten hazel
acoustic imp
lol
sour sandal
bleak cargo
@karmic nymph
karmic nymph
@bleak cargo wow man, congrats!
bleak cargo
Get 100 at a time
sour sandal
neat stirrup
π
hollow stirrup
Forgot select start.
hoary ridge
That was for two players. But it was baba
whole cosmos
autumn light
Can someone photoshop Romulan Jesus to the thumbs up Jesus from Dogma?
restive nacelle
Ask James
inland bison
Let's keep on topic shall we? ππ
granite spoke
tidal mountain
Wut?
rapid hemlock
π
Our technicians are already working with high pressure and solving the problem
limber jay
Oh, dear, what a hilarious thing!
humble linden
cold crescent
sour sandal
glossy beacon
ebon lark
Bird is the word
thick pecan
random sable
smoky whale
@random sable : Atleast 74 is better than 51 π
fallen atlas
@random sable is so true, i have the same problem π
hexed chasm
Have you completed all missions that drop jelly bp?
warm peak
fallen atlas
@hexed chasm yes, the max bp's in mission is 26 in 12 missions ! not more
sour sandal
next junco
and yes, at least 2 hours, depending on how much is in there and how used the person is to it π
with all those newbie tokers, I think the coughing would make the earth tremble slightly π
remote tendon
Of course violence would ensue over available fast food and the snack aisles
next junco
heavy zealot
This wouldn't have happened if the Vulcans had a gun. π
spare rampart
spark nimbus
low hamlet
heavy zealot
π
tranquil escarp
Waiting for maintenance to finish
heavy zealot
@compact root , tell me more, I'm all ear. π
rigid turtle
restive nacelle
tidal mountain
I don't get it....
wind river
when scopely says soon.
https://media.tenor.com/images/a275c4cac1ca9a5db93b1dda0de85809/tenor.gif
spark nimbus
hollow stirrup
Sending this to my boss this sunday.
compact root
@tidal mountain it's Moari for stay strong. For all the people involed in NZ shootings
silver rose
silver rose
nope, you got me
sour sandal
Busting out
inland bison
Please don't bother posting irrelevant memes π
kindred minnow
I'm sorry I didn't think it was irrelevant I thought telling the devs to believe in themselves as much as she did would be relevant with how many bugs are in the game
next ridge
frigid hull
When youβre level 23 and see a Kumari... π
main sphinx
Lol yup
sour sandal
Indeed
inland bison
Yep. That's why my vahklas remains unbuilt and I'm rushing to level 24 asap.
heavy zealot
I love mine. Well.. mainly because Im trying not to rush it. π