#🌌-galaxy-chat
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My wife might say “YES” to me by the time Scopely counts to 30 minutes ⏲️
Scopley right now

server 37 plz
US servers getting hosed again.
Scopely is in the middle of digital fasting
US players getting the EU servers for once 🍿
There just putting the glitches back in
Did dish, made 2 loaves of sourdough, and got ham into oven with taters and carrots, and still waiting…
We gotta wait for them to get back so they can fix this
What is up with the game
We'll get a 4 hour shield, 100 para steel as compensation
Scopely is just one big dumpster fire. This is ridic!
Scopely assessing the problems
Wow, ridiculous
You got banned
Maybe we'll get some 1 star uc mats!
who remember this
I would eat those...🤣
Oh no………
They ran out of hamsters, new shipment being delivered from Petco
Nah they just banned you for a day
That's a nice 30 minutes maintenance 😒
Me waiting to actually be able to play the game
If it's anything like the egg hunt bundle we got this morning (an avatar), I'm really going to be ticked. And by the way scopely- "bundle" means more than one item put together in a group. 🙄 🤦
tbh scopely time is another few hrs
I could download a youtube video on dial up faster than this update
There’s a joke in here somewhere about Scopely, Easter and resurrection but I don’t know if I want to make it 🤔
Let me guess you haven't gone through today's events have you?
I still can't get in... Is everyone the same?
Good thing I keep my money in my underwear lol
Violence, obviously
I mean truly WTF
Man these guys are so smart and competent
Maintenance for 60 mins.....that was wishful thinking
They’ll still reach in there and take it.🤷🏻♂️👍🏼
And yet here you are instead of spending time with your family?
More power to their pink eye.
It was supposed to be for 30 mins, in 60 mins after the announcement
Erm - a 12hr shield will be added (9:20pm) followed by a message saying shield
Will last til 7:30am… so 10 hr not 12???
@twilit lintel
no im not in the habit of searching through 20 different folders, have u got a list of the systems?
I like how they fly in every different direction, instead of how they’d all get knocked in the same direction in the real world.
I’m going write a very strong worded latter to Scopely about this………
i dont work here dude, and leave my family out of it
Quality VS Quantity
He gave up. Decided it wasn't worth repeating the same thing over and over again. Will let you know more when we know more.
#HappyEaster The Fabric of Time https://vimeo.com/20808394
This is "Fabric of Time" by Ya'akob on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
Remember the Borg Sphere you paid for. Now remember today.
Yeah,
No one had the backroom Chat 🤣
Lets do maintenance in the middle of the day on a holiday.. what could possibly go wrong?
I bet they are swapping out our server ram so Scopley can start its new AI farm
Jokes on them I didn't buy it yet! In protest over veng event changes
Everything
🤣
Yes. But you'll have to buy one every time you get the maintenance screen, or the login screen.
60 minutes of Maintenance started alsmot 4 hours ago
Every time they go in something goes wrong
We know this chat is filled with Sphere buyers lol
Since reading is hard : 30 minute maintenance with a 60 minute announcement
Higher engagement.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They're measuring in Scopeley time.
Ai in the server roomhttps://tenor.com/view/robot-ai-robot-ai-meme-ai-meme-gif-509507551361818171
The update coming
I can only imagine next week big maintenance... gonna be at least 12hrs with the game offline
Scene from the Jim Carrey Movie Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)
The maintenance runs on sigma time. Cost more to speed up.
Headquarters is in California... what did you expect? 😂😂
So may people are laughing at this situation that my stomach hurts lol
Even worse it was supposed to to be 30 minutes
Uh, I need to speak with a channel mod...
How much more Better if the put a day shield.
Scopely: We need money.....
Scopely service
How much more of this maintenance is left? They said 30 and it’s been two hours.
With a "bundle" that contains one item. One very cheap item. A one minute speed up. That way they can say they did better than the egg hunt bundle we all got this morning. 😂
Those were metric minutes
What servers
When they feel like it. They not on your time lol.
🤣 so much for 30 minute maintenance... 🤣
It's a Easter egg
This is just the beginning lol
Jesus rose from the dead today, can this game?😂
Anyone that came back to the game I’m sure is now regretting it and remembers why they left
Headquarters in California,... Coders in Malaysia,... 😏😏😏
And don’t forget to talk those who were smarter than you into coming back to play the even better STFC game since we fixed it up with all this new content!
Hasn’t been three days like Jesus
What is an otter failure? What do otters has to do with STFC or Scopely??
It was always burning since the worlds been turning!
Obviously not today 🤣
They replaced the hamsters with otters I guess?
Well…. I’m sure Scopely took this opportunity to implement G5 scrapping. Right? 🙏
There may be no resurrecting Star Trek fleet command
Scopley hiring new people:
They stopped feeding the US hamsters in 2019...
The power squirrels went on strike
Reported for blaspheming
Nope. Just more sales ads
How are all the returning players liking the new update?
Lol
Now discord is glitching probably scopely touching everything
oh noes! your here too now!
The WebStore is still up so we can still send Money to Scopley
When are we able to get on
They got EU and APAC up an hour ago WTF!!!
💩
What’s going on guys wtf
There better be one damn fine comp chest for this…. Mid day on a holiday Sunday….????
Everyone should get two $99 packs for this
Ummmm, I’m bored.
I wouldn't invite anyone to this game. Seriously thinking of quitting to be trthful
Im on server 20 and we had no issues all day wonder why the emergency maintenance were there issues other servers
Better than the ones who paid for that ship….
I'm in let's mob HQ
comp chest for emergency maintrenc
4 Khan FC shards
soooo many from 89 lurking in this channel today
Blocking my posts..why?
It was their turn to use the server
Cmon man, u know better😂🤣😂
What's broken now?
Barry - NOT SCOPELY! 😎
That’s actually funny. An old fashioned telethon to get Scopely some help.
Selling my account lmfao jk
Have* 😂
Are we gonna have to update the game?
Why? WHY? WHYYY?!?
They always get better results than we do in the US.
Was about to drop $200 on the game before this but I'm kind of hesitant now. Depends on the comp that they give.
lol temu
It's what I tell them in their dumb survey feedback stuff at the end of case.. you want us to to have people come back try fixing ALL the broken stuff instead of making MORE broken stuff to sell....
And yet we'll probably never get any 🙃
I won't have time to finish all the events that they are running, they need to compensate for that, this is unacceptable.
57 not on yet
the borg only assimilate ADVANCED technology
I smell a compensation box
Scopely: we hope all the returning players are enjoying how smoothly the game runs. 😂😂😂
Eh I just smell whale pop
It just occured to me there will be a starfleet academy arc at some point
What did they add that broke it today
I dont know why they couldnt do this when people are at work or in the middle of the night
been doing this for already 2 month !!!
Turns out this whole thing is a delayed April fool's joke and was supposed to happen 4 days ago. Good one Scopely.
They did it to make you mad
scopley doesnt care what we think and they cant hire people that know what they are doing. connor needs to go
She was in game of thrones
a "fix"
NOOOOOOO!!!!!
3 hours downtime when you say 30 mins with no ETA is a new level of incompetent
And here I was going to buy 5 total unlock ships today, now none....
It's now officially over 3 hours.
turns out lag is caused by players, no players, no lag
30 mins x 10
why Sunday? huh?
not mad Hater @strange bison
Was supposed to be whale poo not pop
lol you’re counting?!
No it's the same level of incompetence .. with new levels of comms!
Still can't get om
yup
You KNOW you've been here BEFORE! 😎
So when exactly does the 30 minute downtime start?
I mean Sunday people have time to play so makes no sense to plan this on a weekend.
SCOPELY discovers time dilation near the singularity. Allows for stretching 3mins into hours or even days if they wish.
Can't even get the game to rise on Easter
I’m absolutely dominating this maintenance sms
"increased stability"
- abysmal peformance given this late hour
New SMS will be trying to make it into the game now.👍🏼
yup copley makes no sence
tonight at 1am... see you tomarrow
Glad I did my taxes while the game was down. LOL
This wasnt planned.......
Those gaming chairs do suck
Im just here to watch people lose their minds, eats popcorn
Looks like my prediction of 7PM is looking pretty good now.
Scopely we have a communication problem. Can you please define "30 minutes"?
It kinda is funny
Keep it down as long as it takes. I’ll be ok if it comes back online and the lag is gone and chest open the first try an you don’t have to hit attack seven times and the gs31 beam don’t take a week to fire and the claim all button actually claims it all…..ect
Drunk Klingon 30 minutes.
I guess their watch broke.
You've seen when they say an activity should only take 10 minutes. And it ends up needing 1200 hostiles. It's like that.
They did for EU
lol
I’m sure their compensation package will include a 5 minute repair icon!
🤣 you expect that from Copely?
They literally have no ducking clue what they are doing
30 minutes of maintenance starting 3 hours ago. Scopely watches Wrath of Khan too much....they're speaking in the same code now when fixing stuff. Minutes equals hours. Hours equals days.
In honor of Easter, the servers will be back up in 3 days.
They are saying EU and APEC are up, just US still down
Days equals rancid sausages
I hope they make it 6 days
They didn't say by the book though
Too generous
Scopely KILLED IT TODAY! 😎
The long time veteran player I had invited to come back and agreed to play again just said he's out. Can't say I'm surprised.
good thing the EU servers got fixed first since there are so many people trying to play at midnight
Spend 100$, waste 4 hours, enjoy 15 min speedup
I prayed for a day like this to happen. Scopely definitely came through for me.
Did my wife take over scopely time tables? She says 30 minutes all the time then crashes.
Waiting for the servers to get back up be like
I forced myself to get things done for my office tomorrow…thanks Scopely
That beats a headache😂
soooo scopely. how’d that “returning player” event work out for ya? “we’d like to welcome players back to the same ol’ 💩 “
Check under the bed next time
wow, I took a nap and still the 30 mins isn't up, lol
I heard that if you ping the mods here, it reduces the time until servers are up, by 5 minutes per ping.
Right, @compact grove ?
That's always a backup! That and Sudoku 🤗
Three hours in counting are you kidding me right now?
Me too…
🖖
So I guess we didn’t really need our tc today, huh?!
The servers won’t come back up till they answer every ticket that was put in for this.
so, are they going to give us credit for the daily missions, for the frontier pass and other stuff, that they aren't letting us do?
Ya know they didn’t offer an event for people that kept people from coming back, seems kinda messed up
That would be nice but I highly doubt it
You didn't get them done yet?
so why was this a push to do today when we still have an update on the 7th???
Just to make you mad
I was at work all day, by the time i got off work, they were on maintenance
You sure that is not a 5-10 level prime
Lol, this would probably be like 1 of 4 you have to buy
I would guarantee players were getting something that Scopley wants to sell in the store for free
Still waiting
I want my tc points please lol
They never intended to build an infrastructure to support FCD coinciding with Easter Sunday. I'm sure they'll monitor login attempts until it drops to what they know they can handle. Enjoy your night playing...anything else😜
1:30am shield alarm 🤦♀️
lol Tdog
Scopely
Isn’t that what national holidays are for?!
if this is all a ploy to make me have to talk to my wife I am going to have to make a trip to the hardware store for my alone time.
Actually you have to threaten to take quesodillas away.
Right @nova bear ?
CAPTAIN, THE SERVERS HAVE BEEN EMPed
Did Scopley replace the intern coders with monkeys again?
Whomever decided to do a patch on Easter, I the afternoon, must really rally be disconnection from the playerbasw
stoned monkeys, seems like
Reported for being corny
no, they skipped the monkeys and went straight to AI
Did Scopely save money by hosting their servers in Tehran?
This better be a HUGE comp chest. Get it right this time Scopely
I'm usually very understanding but I can't believe we're still in maintenance
Top you lovvvvvvve your wife
Speaking as a retail manager of a busy outlet store during the holiday and the fact that I use this game to escape the craziness and stay sane....I am really losing it
I walked away - is there still poop in da bed?
That dont mean I want tyo talk to her
If not
You haven't been here,
very long have you....
I'm assuming it's the night crew on now. They need to wake up the day crew
Even the webstore is down, or my acct was deleted
Over 3 hours down at this point, on a holiday, and a weekend. How bad can Scopely mess things up? Guess we will see!
It does take awhile to add enterprise to ia, 5 star scraping, and fixing outposts. Anxiously awaiting
But I ask again what was wrong? 20 had no issues
@lavish thistle the game would be working if they'd done that.
You guys need a break anyway
question: is your game circling Clock wise, or counterclockwise around the drain?
Any <@&509690795536941056> here present ??
Speak for yourself, 20 has tons of issues
I wonder if first contact day went smoother than this day? And I hope Scopely wasn’t in charge of it.
I feel there is a lie in there.
I already had a Kit Kat bar
No comp chest for you.
Must be really bad…. Even the store is down, LOL
hurryyy
What's happening over there, at this time is Crazy x Crazy
what i just ate mixed together lol
Not the one with the nuts in it
When da fuh can US servers play the game... I thought this was supposed to be a 30min maintenance
Lag got worse after maintenance, no joke
@lean brook and "still ain't found sh-" 😝
It’s EASTER, they took 30 Scopely minutes off.
The slow mode is so weak.
FCD and Easter. This isn't maintenance. It's load management
Supposedly only the US servers are down now
Scopely better give us a longer shield than the one they’ve got set up because it looks like the shield will expire before they even get the game back online
US servers are the only ones down aren’t they?
No soup for you!
Ahhh..been down for over 2 hours
Borg Sphere Comp chest? Remember when they gave away the Cube after all those people bought it.
It better not be, my Explorer packs better be there when we’re able to get back on,🤦🏻♂️🤣
Maintenence is just scopelys way of pretending they are actually working on the game....and it just helps them take the stress of there servers. But actual maintence i doubt it
i mean its all going to the same place LOL
Chill dude… not that serious
They aere all down for a while. Now it is just the US
you need to change your announcement from “ please check back soon” to “ try again tomorrow”
This has to be the biggest mistake by scopley ever , to go into maintenance during the actual holiday when everyone has the whole day off during a contest as well . 👀
So this is when we invite back all the old players who left because of this always happening... how many do you think will rejoin???
you win @lean brook best Meme today
LOL y’all crying for the “big” comp chest… you know it will be a 5-minute speed up….
Exactly
The one guy at Scopeley who knows what he's doing is negotiating for a raise,... 😏
Don't forget 2 epic officer shards if they're feeling super generous
Im getting unhappy waiting on the maintenance update gosh scopy get it together asap
That prime is more like 1000
Same time next week?
I can’t wait for a comp chest as huge as the canceled Infinite Incursion was!
No I don’t think I will
Stolen!
I call it "Your average Scopeley maintenance."
Have they tried shouting "Jumanji" to get it working again?
Longest 30 minutes ever
thought Connor was going to change things. nope, new leadership same STFC
I wouldn't hold my breath on a good comp chest
im not nearly drunk enough for this bs
Man, still down. We getting the 3day cant play treatment this go?
Yup.... This getting ridiculous. Almost 3 and a half hours for US servers.
Or maybe a ful unlock of Tal…even though he makes pretty much all the new FC/CTs useless lol
They better be adding G5 scrapping with this amount of Downtime.
Yeah they didnt' specify what kind of maintainanance.. apparently it's of the precussive variety!
This is load managing, not maintenance. Won't come back until enough people give up trying
They must have and it broke the game so no more g5 scrapping🤣🤣
That’s what she said…
Maintenance =Didn't fix a thing
“See you next Wednesday”
Scopley is fixing everything you guys been complaining about for years... just hold on! 😹
😂😂
The issues are fixed, now they just need to figure out how to get us back in the game
Maybe scopely is trying to turn this all into Star wars fans instead lol
Gunny wanting compensation
They aren't built out for the load they're getting, FCD + Easter
Scopley causes Sharing size problems with "Fun Size" compensation. .
Even the lag?
They are still looking for the power on switch.
I put together a whole million piece puzzle on the time they decided to get a resonable answer when we can get on again
Big money big money, rolls nope still down
Just the worst timing
Doesn't belong cooked at the same time as the pizza. I've never had pineapple put on the pizza after it was cooked, though.
while were waiting I guess Ill go pick up some chic fil a. oh wait...
Hard to imagine what issue would need a very long midday patch...wow!
This is just sad. When a company can’t manage it’s own code.
If a SW game was made identical to STFC, I’d swap to that game instantly with no hesitations.😂
Scopley compensation
watching DJz and he said eta is 2:30am
Assuming an average of 100 shards to unlock, and one screwup worthy of a comp chest from scopely each week (might be low), thats less than a year to unlock an officer you will use in one or two very specific instances! Only 2,876 weeks to catch em all!
Spelled Stargate wrong
they might give 2, they are so greedy and pump up the artificial inflation to show it.
At least my miners will be untouchable 😂
I want my event ticket back since I can’t mine ore Scopely
maintance on easter sunday?? shenanigans
And here, I just cracked a guy seconds before this "30 minute update."...
Another 15 minutes to see if I'm right........... 😬
this is comical
No refunds according to TOS
They really don't care
I die free...of Scopely's nonsense.
Gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon!
Ugh
Spelled battlestar wrong
US Servers must really messed up to still be undergoing maintenance
Maybe we’ll get an update by 8. 🤷♂️
Did u guys hear about that huge shipping company merger?? Between FedEx and UPS?
They're calling the new company FED UP! 🤣
Scopely trying to fix the game right now.
This is the End! This is the End you all been waiting 😍 for!
Oh God, not that joke again.
I dont mind them doing a long maintenance, its the fact of practically zero warning, and either being so inept to know the real length it would take, or lying through their teeth.
I wonder if I will even be able to play the game today
They better have a big comp chest for this
https://tenor.com/view/ive-got-me-a-jar-of-dirt-pirates-of-the-caribbean-jack-sparrow-guess-whats-inside-it-gif-16566321 when i die i want this at my funeral
3 emergency field rations
4 hrs later
Sorry everyone, It was my fault the servers were down. I didn't want to miss any minutes scoring on the ALB during Easter dinner. Should be back anytime now.
Still
They have absolutely no shame.
There is chaos in this game. Wtf
My dad told me that joke 40 years ago and it's still funny lol
Dude my veil miners are gonna be so opc
You'll get 2 Ezri Dax shards & like it,...
It's been 4 hrs why stfc still offline?
so anyone wonder if the first contact day store wil be up?
So I guess I'm playing discord tonight.
You'll get shards of officers you already have maxed and some emergency field rations and like it!
no
What store"
I am beginning to believe that scopley is ran by the US government
brokely at it again with the glitches
I think the worst part is not a peep or update in almost 2 hours since they said European were back up
Perhaps the government is run by scopely
i have ben locked
I see Glitch Trek is still down. Going on 4 hours
I’m glad I didn’t talk anyone into coming back into the game. I’d be on the phone the rest of today, apologizing.
An update would be nice.
Why oh why Scopley
is this a day they fix help button 😱
At least that would be worth something by my standards.
Ok… check the last 2 official announcements… proof they can’t tell time…
Worse, they are located in California…our non functioning state is their example.
what is time
@sturdy timber what about alliances that have defenses today, you gonna compensate for that too?
Give us a heads up when we are expecting to be able to get on in the US cause at this rate im thinking like atleast a week more till the head admins tell us when
I really hope they are planning on auto-completing all the events since we actually need to be able to play in order to work on them.
Not going to come back up until login attempts drop severely. They didn't nor will they build an infrastructure to handle FCD + Easter when they don't need it on any average day. Late night Europe when it came back up there right?
Has anyone paused to think that when first contact with as made, we actually beat the game an thus they had to fix it?
some communication regarding whats going on goes a long way, you take the server down prime time and then don't communicate at all?
Total incompetence has no limits with the Scopely IT department. Incorrect, all departments. And the "Manager" who is a 3rd rate extra actor, doesn't even understand the bs he is reading very poorly off the teleprompter.
30 min into 2.5 hrs 😞 and counting
The executives are in California,... The coders are in Cameroon.
US players be like...
7 or 8pm i think
so do you think we will get the rest of the first contact contyent?
It was a 💥
Load management, not maintenance
Ok, let's make this the last time the ferengi cadet is in charge of the update, Please......
Higher smarter staff scopely
No you are just re-sharing!
This would be a great time to announce STFC 2 - Electric Boogaloo
don't give them any ideas... Please
That's an MCU plotline I'm sure. "hey commanders, um, so we opened a, eheehe, temporal rift in quantum space and, um, our servers were, eh, taken out by a borg probe."
this is a bad idea, proceed with caution
i mean they did sent borg probs to earth
99 bottles of beer on the wall......
Scopley right now
Good job folks! Keep those depressive comments coming! Scopely may actually start to care!❤️
Are they preparing us for the final mission: game over?
I guess stfc is jacked for the rest of Easter
US servers still down
by the time the game is back on, it will be 2070
At this rate, I’ll never do my daily stuff today
Oh god I hope so
The Borg Won. Scopely was assimilated.
i did not finish my dayly
30 minutes has become 4 hours. Par for scopely
nah, cause then the game would be working 😛
It's Back Up!!! ... Psych!!!
Don’t the Borg attack in 2063
No way?!
The Borg would never assimilate such incompetence.
Yes us servers have been down 4 in half hours
This is the biggest CF they've had in three months and thats really saying something
In scopley math that’s about right
yeah, this really makes me want to spend $100 on a new ship, Scopoley...
30min maintenance in the middle of a holiday afternoon.
Turns into check your shields at 230am just in case
I've had time to watch two full movies of 1.5 hours each in there 30 minutes maintenance time... I guess we have different meanings of what time is...
I think if Scopely was assimilated. It would even be smoother and efficient.
I’m not a programmer or a coder or an IT specialist but at what point does this simply become embarrassing and unprofessional over something that people invest their time and money in?
Wrong if that were the case the game would be up and running with peak efficiency and all the issues accumulated and ignored over the last 5 years would have been fixed - 2 hours ago!
i sense a good comp chest............ 2 shards and grade 3 mats
Copely…
It would be nice if the game wound come up tonight so I can put up a 24 shield
Perhaps the tribble escaped and they are routing all resources to secure and contain
Ummm you forget incursions that fast?
I downloaded candy crush and am at lvl 231
100 parsteel a some raw g3 mats
So, you weren't playing a few years back when they lost everyone's accounts?!?!
I espect at least…half of the sphere as compensation!!😠
Scopley stfc
Has anyone scanned for Chonoton particles? Bc this is Fugging taking forever!
do the have a timer on for post?
Don't forget the parsteel
Who comes up with this shiat? Scopely for the win again. Seems like a 1 or 2 shield needed if they expect people to check there shields at 230am cause a 30min maintance in middle of afternoon is now going on hours
Can you guys start a live stream every time you try and update something? We want to hear the exact moment one of your engineers says “oh ****, that didn’t work”
4 hours later...
Was there a staff strike? Was there a walk out?
Where's the darmok references
Who tripped over the power cord to the server?
Ai can't walk
They said check back tomorrow.
lol, just watched that one this morning 🙂
You're just giving us everything for today right?
rofl I see we're in hour 4 of our half our maintenance
are the staff just planting easter eggs?
Several people are typing...
Eco really came in, dropped a nuke on the server and tossed up deuces on the way out? cool, cool, cool
What a joke
3:30 - Maintenance downtime, expected 30 mins.
7:00 - Still down. Are you freaking kidding me?
Most incompetent devs, EVER.
they finished maintenance hours ago and went home. That one guy forgot to push the Game Start button.
<@&509690795536941056> @silver parcel @queen jolt
Since we can’t log in to send ships to a territory renewal….will we automatically get to keep the terrritory.
April 5th - Last Contact Day Celebration
might be worse then daybrake
no contest means you keep it
yes you keep the territory
aint no one getting online bro
Scopely's Dev Team
You guys STILL are not in?!
lol they out for Easter and laughing at people waiting on them after they took your money for a new ship. 🤡
Am I missing something? Is this supposed to be like this?
Are you eu?
Yes. It's called an event.
Was waiting for some Easter jokes about this LOL was going to say when it does come up again we'll all be like it has risen
So much for 30 minutes
Still nothing here in Canada…
any update on when the US servers will be back up?
I mean...It is Canada...
the game devs went to the store to get milk...
nope. At this point lets hope by 9PM est
“ Star Trek glitch command”
So, where are the feds? Or these are feds cause of event?
Caught you talking to that wall!
Jesus said screw the wheel, I am taking the Scopely servers!
I think mining ISO is the problem here
no Easter meme but
still down? wooooowww its been hourss
And of course ffxi has maintenance today too!
u know its sad when this photo stfc items look 100x better then the in game mmats
Game devs went to Best Buy to.ask geek squad for some help lol
🤦♂️
Daddy went for cigarettes 4 years ago. He's coming back...
any news on the "maintenance"?
Yes, all 'working'. Still bugs.
Funny how eu are likely offline sleeping and their stuff up, but us servers down way longer
Joker how did you get in
Looooonnnngggg 30minutes
They said to keep spamming the start buttons
Us server still down?
I hope NASA doesn't employ scopely
Somebody let Shatner near the servers......
severs will come up at the golden shield drops
How on earth is a game like this in maintenance for this long?
Nice job, 30 mins maintenance turns to 4+ hrs (and counting)
That was last week. 😂
At least you can do dailies
Game is up
sounds good
i guess the US servers will not rise from the dead on Easter
Yes. We had one we all forgot about......lol. we won
They're running as fast as they can! Poor Lil guys 🤣
Are u really.surprsied? Lol
Ahhh 😂
Do we have any updates?
This game is run by a serious collection of idi o t s
didnt know stfc became cookie clicker 2.0
Can't believe they wanted us to try and bring back players that left and then pull this
We are still down in the us
Said no one in the US
Scopley, stop hiring Pakled developers. “We are not smart.”
Ok. That's a good one
damn\
percussive maintenance!!!
It's so they can feel confident in their choice to leave lol
Or at least give them big enough hats
I think Pakleds would do better than what they currently have..
Dude just go to another fed system, they put the probes in there for the contact day events
At least discord is working. Could you imagine not being able to come here and complain. I don’t even know what I’d do 🤣
Time to start up some old masters of Orion.
Odds are that the next Pakled named NPC will have the name of the Dev who made this update.
Hey mods, you wanna pass on that dell tech support told me to make sure its plugged in, you should tell them to plug it in thats how you get power back
They hate us dont they?
Super Extra Epic Fail
Did they forget about us?
Maybe they're secretly going out of business and this is the last day
Talking Trek Presents: Happy Easter!! Happy First Contact Day! and Happy Excelsior F2P Day! Live now on YouTube
they probably have us all blocked on discord lol
It's Iran getting back at the US by not allowing them to play lol
Well, that was already a given when they've placed almost all paid content in the hundred dollar range.
So either Scopely forgot about the US servers, which is a possibility or they don’t know how to turn the machine back on.
Glad to have a sheild for a few days lol
Wow hope all the bugs and lag and outrageous prices are fixed
This picture hasn’t changed in a minute
Game down
Excelsior not f2p yet is it. I still need 9 more bps
I think this was an emergency switch to ipv6 but someone typod and put it on ipv5 or ip over avian carriers(yes that's a real rfc standard)
They took time off to go to the Easter Egg hunt
We’ve gone to ludicrous maintenance now
Because it’s a picture?
This picture hasn't changed in an hour. I've been refreshing this page every now and then.
They hid the ON button
Please stop using servers purchased from TEMU.
I honestly don’t know it’s live on YouTube right now
You don’t need to refresh it, it refreshes on its own
Eggs in event store in officers the lowe deck one at the end by badge
They don't, the servers are from Wish installed on Alibaba Web Services
even TEMU servers would be an upgrade from whatever we got now...
So much for "30 minute maintenance"... this is pretty ridiculous, especially for unscheduled/unannounced maintenance.
how is this still happening
Honestly, I'd pay to watch that live stream. Hey Scopely ...you can make money on this.
Because you didn’t pay for the ship
Monitoring login server. When that drops to manageable levels, they'll turn it back on. They're not dumb. Very smart. This was in place the day they knew FCD and Easter coincided. Not going to build an infrastructure for .001% of the time. Average day will never see this traffic
Over 2 hours and counting
Talking trek is doing a live right now to the maintenance screen
Are EU and APAC servers still up?
And wooooooow slow mode too!? Just how boned are we all!?
Did someone turn their calendars ahead two days instead of two hours... and this is the maintenance scheduled for Tuesday morning?
Scopley board of trustees is actually congress
there's a hint of truth in this joke I swear
Naw even scope ain't thaaaat bad
Almost 2 hours since we heard anything
you know what i love
Soon as I spent $500 in the store I went month glitch free 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"HEY! EVERYONE! Let's run a Recruit a player event during a major arc. Reminds ex-players why they quit the game in the first place." - Scopely, probably.
hey there's some progress, instead of the game saying that I can't login it's now saying down for maintenance
Still no answer when we can get on
They are researching the definition of 30 minutes.
Is Scopely going to put US back online before midnite?
Now now...That is some high tech stuff Scopely isn't qualified to do. lol
Me rn
I feel ya
not being able to play the game and getting no compensation for it love that for us
Such Garbage
There is broken, and then there is Scopely broken.
With the game offline no one is their to contest you so the territory would remain yours.
Looks like my server up l8trs
<@&509690795536941056> So...... EU 43 minutes. US....... 5 hours?
Scopely servers
30mins going into 4hrs on a Sunday of a long weekend during prime playing hrs. We can't make this 💩 up.
There has to be a better Star Trek game out there.... right???
In Scopely’s defense, they never exactly stated when the 30 minutes began.
All I can say is the comp chest had better be spectacular after this BS
Here they thought easter would be less busy to do emergency maintenance
Server maintenance "Coming Soon"
When the game comes back online, you all will have to compete the short tutorial before having access to signing into your account.
Are they on Spring Break?
I want a note for work so that I can make up the time I would have used on my day off.
That's why they left 😂🤣
It'll be frackin disappointing and we all know it
When is it really ever?
maybe doing this when their engineers were out of the office wasn't the greatest plan
<@&509691205798592532> can the gold bubble for US servers be extended till like 10am tmrw or smn kuz at this rate we won't be able to get into the game till midnight
Guess I will watch a movie and call it a night
my first phone when i was a kid
Comp chest will be 2 officer shards of 3 officers that are useless and 100 faction credits for each faction
I can't code, gonna apply for a job at Scopely, wish me luck!
Almost 3.5 hours for a 30 min maintenance
And I thought Microsoft time was bad 🤣
50 Bucks says the servers blow the moment they turn the game back on from all the players logging back in at the same time....... boy, its going to be laggy!!!!!
its just complete stupidity, they had scheduled maintenance in two days, this could have been done then and avoided a fraction of the outrage.
Hey…
Wait….
Nope, still down
You got this!
5 hours and counting.
Scopely will probably give everyone credit for completing all events and dailies.... right? 🙄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That would imply that scopely has engineers