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tropic wadi
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For them it could be possible..

shut silo
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My wife might say “YES” to me by the time Scopely counts to 30 minutes ⏲️

still yacht
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Scopley right now

obtuse gate
full light
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server 37 plz

silent patrol
dim axle
warped root
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US servers getting hosed again.

strange bison
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Scopely is in the middle of digital fasting

tiny ivy
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US players getting the EU servers for once 🍿

fleet snow
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There just putting the glitches back in

hoary patrol
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Did dish, made 2 loaves of sourdough, and got ham into oven with taters and carrots, and still waiting…

frank bloom
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We gotta wait for them to get back so they can fix this

dull mason
cerulean ruin
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What is up with the game

steel igloo
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We'll get a 4 hour shield, 100 para steel as compensation

rugged island
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Scopely is just one big dumpster fire. This is ridic!

flat lantern
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Scopely assessing the problems

tidal girder
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Wow, ridiculous

strange bison
silent patrol
stoic orbit
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Maybe we'll get some 1 star uc mats!

covert granite
twilit lintel
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who remember this

dim leaf
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I would eat those...🤣

cerulean ruin
zenith stirrup
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They ran out of hamsters, new shipment being delivered from Petco

twilit lintel
silent patrol
strange bison
raven patio
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That's a nice 30 minutes maintenance 😒

gentle portal
slender flume
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Me waiting to actually be able to play the game

quaint shell
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If it's anything like the egg hunt bundle we got this morning (an avatar), I'm really going to be ticked. And by the way scopely- "bundle" means more than one item put together in a group. 🙄 🤦

twilit lintel
crimson belfry
vagrant cradle
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I could download a youtube video on dial up faster than this update

mossy cedar
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There’s a joke in here somewhere about Scopely, Easter and resurrection but I don’t know if I want to make it 🤔

quaint shell
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Let me guess you haven't gone through today's events have you?

zinc gyro
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I still can't get in... Is everyone the same?

strange bison
dull depot
charred shuttle
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I mean truly WTF

fleet snow
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Man these guys are so smart and competent

minor bloom
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Maintenance for 60 mins.....that was wishful thinking

narrow isle
quaint shell
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And yet here you are instead of spending time with your family?

strange bison
whole robin
silent patrol
uneven depot
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Erm - a 12hr shield will be added (9:20pm) followed by a message saying shield
Will last til 7:30am… so 10 hr not 12???

steel igloo
quasi ember
silent scaffold
dim axle
cerulean ruin
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I’m going write a very strong worded latter to Scopely about this………

normal elm
twilit lintel
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Quality VS Quantity

quaint shell
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He gave up. Decided it wasn't worth repeating the same thing over and over again. Will let you know more when we know more.

hot atlas
strange bison
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Remember the Borg Sphere you paid for. Now remember today.

upbeat trench
dull mason
south matrix
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Lets do maintenance in the middle of the day on a holiday.. what could possibly go wrong?

timber vortex
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I bet they are swapping out our server ram so Scopley can start its new AI farm

whole robin
twilit lintel
ancient minnow
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🤣

topaz lotus
quaint shell
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Yes. But you'll have to buy one every time you get the maintenance screen, or the login screen.

leaden marsh
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60 minutes of Maintenance started alsmot 4 hours ago

verbal spindle
fleet snow
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Every time they go in something goes wrong

silent patrol
strange bison
lean brook
twilit lintel
timid sail
little plover
lean brook
quaint shell
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Higher engagement.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

hazy zealot
still yacht
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Ai in the server roomhttps://tenor.com/view/robot-ai-robot-ai-meme-ai-meme-gif-509507551361818171

tropic wadi
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The update coming

lean brook
silent patrol
twilit lintel
dark geyser
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I can only imagine next week big maintenance... gonna be at least 12hrs with the game offline

dusky bobcat
forest seal
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The maintenance runs on sigma time. Cost more to speed up.

quaint shell
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Headquarters is in California... what did you expect? 😂😂

lean brook
strange bison
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So may people are laughing at this situation that my stomach hurts lol

hollow zephyr
silent patrol
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Uh, I need to speak with a channel mod...

dense stratus
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How much more Better if the put a day shield.

lean brook
steel igloo
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Scopely: We need money.....

Scopely service

prisma badger
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How much more of this maintenance is left? They said 30 and it’s been two hours.

silent patrol
hot atlas
quaint shell
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With a "bundle" that contains one item. One very cheap item. A one minute speed up. That way they can say they did better than the egg hunt bundle we all got this morning. 😂

exotic willow
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What servers

twilit lintel
strange bison
lean brook
still yacht
dapper stream
little violet
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🤣 so much for 30 minute maintenance... 🤣

exotic willow
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It's a Easter egg

strange bison
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This is just the beginning lol

leaden crow
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Jesus rose from the dead today, can this game?😂

night glen
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Anyone that came back to the game I’m sure is now regretting it and remembers why they left

lean brook
hollow schooner
hazy zealot
small wasp
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And don’t forget to talk those who were smarter than you into coming back to play the even better STFC game since we fixed it up with all this new content!

merry whale
hexed glacier
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What is an otter failure? What do otters has to do with STFC or Scopely??

timid current
exotic willow
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Obviously not today 🤣

stoic orbit
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They replaced the hamsters with otters I guess?

mossy cedar
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Well…. I’m sure Scopely took this opportunity to implement G5 scrapping. Right? 🙏

night glen
lean brook
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Scopley hiring new people:

twilit lintel
keen rover
fleet snow
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The power squirrels went on strike

strange bison
sage folio
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How are all the returning players liking the new update?

high lagoon
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Lol

exotic willow
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Now discord is glitching probably scopely touching everything

trail pier
timber vortex
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The WebStore is still up so we can still send Money to Scopley

dusky bone
spring delta
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When are we able to get on

frail monolith
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They got EU and APAC up an hour ago WTF!!!

plush escarp
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💩

dapper ruin
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What’s going on guys wtf

silent scaffold
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There better be one damn fine comp chest for this…. Mid day on a holiday Sunday….????

verbal spindle
timid sail
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Everyone should get two $99 packs for this

wide nexus
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Ummmm, I’m bored.

noble frigate
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I wouldn't invite anyone to this game. Seriously thinking of quitting to be trthful

high lagoon
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Im on server 20 and we had no issues all day wonder why the emergency maintenance were there issues other servers

strange bison
hollow wave
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comp chest for emergency maintrenc

trail pier
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soooo many from 89 lurking in this channel today

daring tulip
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Blocking my posts..why?

lean brook
frank bloom
fleet hill
broken cargo
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What's broken now?

hot atlas
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Barry - NOT SCOPELY! 😎

mossy cedar
dapper ruin
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Selling my account lmfao jk

orchid fern
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Are we gonna have to update the game?

narrow idol
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Why? WHY? WHYYY?!?

quaint shell
slow helm
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Was about to drop $200 on the game before this but I'm kind of hesitant now. Depends on the comp that they give.

tough scroll
lean brook
dusky bone
night glen
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lol temu

ember fiber
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It's what I tell them in their dumb survey feedback stuff at the end of case.. you want us to to have people come back try fixing ALL the broken stuff instead of making MORE broken stuff to sell....

pine kernel
dense harbor
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I won't have time to finish all the events that they are running, they need to compensate for that, this is unacceptable.

timid sail
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57 not on yet

trail pier
terse magnet
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I smell a compensation box

quick gale
stoic orbit
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Eh I just smell whale pop

faint wave
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It just occured to me there will be a starfleet academy arc at some point

golden rock
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What did they add that broke it today

lean brook
gentle portal
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I dont know why they couldnt do this when people are at work or in the middle of the night

ancient minnow
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been doing this for already 2 month !!!

dim heart
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Turns out this whole thing is a delayed April fool's joke and was supposed to happen 4 days ago. Good one Scopely.

dry vigil
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scopley doesnt care what we think and they cant hire people that know what they are doing. connor needs to go

ember fiber
tight void
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3 hours downtime when you say 30 mins with no ETA is a new level of incompetent

spring dune
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And here I was going to buy 5 total unlock ships today, now none....

warped root
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It's now officially over 3 hours.

faint wave
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turns out lag is caused by players, no players, no lag

keen pulsar
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30 mins x 10

pine kernel
gentle portal
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why Sunday? huh?

not mad Hater @strange bison

lean brook
stoic orbit
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Was supposed to be whale poo not pop

strange bison
ember fiber
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No it's the same level of incompetence .. with new levels of comms!

south haven
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Still can't get om

warped root
hot atlas
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You KNOW you've been here BEFORE! 😎

rancid roost
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So when exactly does the 30 minute downtime start?

gentle portal
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I mean Sunday people have time to play so makes no sense to plan this on a weekend.

lean brook
spring dune
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SCOPELY discovers time dilation near the singularity. Allows for stretching 3mins into hours or even days if they wish.

delicate dragon
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Can't even get the game to rise on Easter

worn sky
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I’m absolutely dominating this maintenance sms

fluid shore
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"increased stability"

  • abysmal peformance given this late hour
narrow isle
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New SMS will be trying to make it into the game now.👍🏼

dry vigil
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yup copley makes no sence

trail pier
smoky hatch
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Glad I did my taxes while the game was down. LOL

ruby pawn
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Im just here to watch people lose their minds, eats popcorn

warped root
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Looks like my prediction of 7PM is looking pretty good now.

timber horizon
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Scopely we have a communication problem. Can you please define "30 minutes"?

strange bison
next dagger
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Keep it down as long as it takes. I’ll be ok if it comes back online and the lag is gone and chest open the first try an you don’t have to hit attack seven times and the gs31 beam don’t take a week to fire and the claim all button actually claims it all…..ect

gleaming lantern
cunning moat
warped root
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I guess their watch broke.

broken wadi
lean brook
worn sky
strange bison
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lol

full marlin
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I’m sure their compensation package will include a 5 minute repair icon!

narrow isle
hidden spire
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They literally have no ducking clue what they are doing

sudden pebble
mossy cedar
prime bane
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30 minutes of maintenance starting 3 hours ago. Scopely watches Wrath of Khan too much....they're speaking in the same code now when fixing stuff. Minutes equals hours. Hours equals days.

compact grove
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In honor of Easter, the servers will be back up in 3 days.

serene sleet
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They are saying EU and APEC are up, just US still down

stoic orbit
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Days equals rancid sausages

lean brook
strange bison
tawdry socket
hot atlas
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Scopely KILLED IT TODAY! 😎

night glen
dim heart
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The long time veteran player I had invited to come back and agreed to play again just said he's out. Can't say I'm surprised.

frigid flax
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good thing the EU servers got fixed first since there are so many people trying to play at midnight

lean brook
ruby pawn
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Spend 100$, waste 4 hours, enjoy 15 min speedup

strange bison
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I prayed for a day like this to happen. Scopely definitely came through for me.

noble linden
hexed sparrow
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Did my wife take over scopely time tables? She says 30 minutes all the time then crashes.

sinful bone
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Waiting for the servers to get back up be like

merry whale
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I forced myself to get things done for my office tomorrow…thanks Scopely

quick gale
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soooo scopely. how’d that “returning player” event work out for ya? “we’d like to welcome players back to the same ol’ 💩 “

strange bison
lean brook
lofty sable
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wow, I took a nap and still the 30 mins isn't up, lol

keen rover
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I heard that if you ping the mods here, it reduces the time until servers are up, by 5 minutes per ping.

Right, @compact grove ?

west smelt
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That's always a backup! That and Sudoku 🤗

hidden mango
quartz grail
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Three hours in counting are you kidding me right now?

brazen yarrow
ancient minnow
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🖖

crystal dock
vague berry
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So I guess we didn’t really need our tc today, huh?!

strange bison
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The servers won’t come back up till they answer every ticket that was put in for this.

lean brook
gilded bear
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so, are they going to give us credit for the daily missions, for the frontier pass and other stuff, that they aren't letting us do?

modest flower
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Ya know they didn’t offer an event for people that kept people from coming back, seems kinda messed up

cunning moat
golden chasm
compact mural
wet bramble
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so why was this a push to do today when we still have an update on the 7th???

zenith sedge
gilded bear
little violet
prime bane
modest flower
timid sail
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Still waiting

vague berry
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I want my tc points please lol

tidal girder
sullen rampart
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They never intended to build an infrastructure to support FCD coinciding with Easter Sunday. I'm sure they'll monitor login attempts until it drops to what they know they can handle. Enjoy your night playing...anything else😜

frozen pivot
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1:30am shield alarm 🤦‍♀️

strange bison
faint summit
vague berry
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Isn’t that what national holidays are for?!

dense grotto
wet bramble
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if this is all a ploy to make me have to talk to my wife I am going to have to make a trip to the hardware store for my alone time.

compact grove
rare nest
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CAPTAIN, THE SERVERS HAVE BEEN EMPed

lavish thistle
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Did Scopley replace the intern coders with monkeys again?

stark latch
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Whomever decided to do a patch on Easter, I the afternoon, must really rally be disconnection from the playerbasw

gilded bear
strange bison
trail pier
fading epoch
#

Did Scopely save money by hosting their servers in Tehran?

jovial yew
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This better be a HUGE comp chest. Get it right this time Scopely

radiant flicker
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I'm usually very understanding but I can't believe we're still in maintenance

cunning moat
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Speaking as a retail manager of a busy outlet store during the holiday and the fact that I use this game to escape the craziness and stay sane....I am really losing it

ember fiber
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I walked away - is there still poop in da bed?

lean brook
wet bramble
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That dont mean I want tyo talk to her

timid sail
#

If not

dull mason
#

You haven't been here,
very long have you....

lavish thistle
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I'm assuming it's the night crew on now. They need to wake up the day crew

leaden crow
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Even the webstore is down, or my acct was deleted

jovial yew
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Over 3 hours down at this point, on a holiday, and a weekend. How bad can Scopely mess things up? Guess we will see!

dense grotto
tidal girder
#

It does take awhile to add enterprise to ia, 5 star scraping, and fixing outposts. Anxiously awaiting

keen pulsar
high lagoon
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But I ask again what was wrong? 20 had no issues

cursive robin
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@lavish thistle the game would be working if they'd done that.

strange bison
#

You guys need a break anyway

quick gale
#

question: is your game circling Clock wise, or counterclockwise around the drain?

tranquil goblet
#

Any <@&509690795536941056> here present ??

lavish thistle
torpid parcel
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I wonder if first contact day went smoother than this day? And I hope Scopely wasn’t in charge of it.

lean brook
wet bramble
modest flower
ancient minnow
cunning moat
cinder lynx
silent scaffold
#

Must be really bad…. Even the store is down, LOL

main loom
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hurryyy

dull mason
twilit lintel
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what i just ate mixed together lol

strange bison
slender flume
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When da fuh can US servers play the game... I thought this was supposed to be a 30min maintenance

fluid shore
#

Lag got worse after maintenance, no joke

cursive robin
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@lean brook and "still ain't found sh-" 😝

shut silo
lavish thistle
#

The slow mode is so weak.

sullen rampart
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FCD and Easter. This isn't maintenance. It's load management

onyx root
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Supposedly only the US servers are down now

torpid parcel
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Scopely better give us a longer shield than the one they’ve got set up because it looks like the shield will expire before they even get the game back online

lean brook
modest flower
jovial yew
merry whale
craggy flare
#

Borg Sphere Comp chest? Remember when they gave away the Cube after all those people bought it.

narrow isle
compact lichen
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Maintenence is just scopelys way of pretending they are actually working on the game....and it just helps them take the stress of there servers. But actual maintence i doubt it

twilit lintel
#

i mean its all going to the same place LOL

strange bison
silent scaffold
quick gale
#

you need to change your announcement from “ please check back soon” to “ try again tomorrow”

slender flume
onyx wolf
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This has to be the biggest mistake by scopley ever , to go into maintenance during the actual holiday when everyone has the whole day off during a contest as well . 👀

wet bramble
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So this is when we invite back all the old players who left because of this always happening... how many do you think will rejoin???

gentle portal
#

you win @lean brook best Meme today

night oxide
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LOL y’all crying for the “big” comp chest… you know it will be a 5-minute speed up….

lean brook
drowsy vault
hazy zealot
#

The one guy at Scopeley who knows what he's doing is negotiating for a raise,... 😏

pseudo lynx
spring delta
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Im getting unhappy waiting on the maintenance update gosh scopy get it together asap

compact lichen
#

That prime is more like 1000

worldly copper
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I can’t wait for a comp chest as huge as the canceled Infinite Incursion was!

unique moss
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No I don’t think I will

strange bison
magic glen
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I call it "Your average Scopeley maintenance."

crystal smelt
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Have they tried shouting "Jumanji" to get it working again?

lunar ginkgo
dry vigil
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thought Connor was going to change things. nope, new leadership same STFC

languid elm
onyx root
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I wouldn't hold my breath on a good comp chest

livid abyss
#

im not nearly drunk enough for this bs

lean brook
ripe moat
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Man, still down. We getting the 3day cant play treatment this go?

warped root
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Yup.... This getting ridiculous. Almost 3 and a half hours for US servers.

drifting arch
narrow isle
#

They better be adding G5 scrapping with this amount of Downtime.

ember fiber
sullen rampart
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This is load managing, not maintenance. Won't come back until enough people give up trying

crystal dock
strange bison
crystal smelt
ripe moat
#

Maintenance =Didn't fix a thing

night oxide
#

“See you next Wednesday”

glacial raft
#

Scopley is fixing everything you guys been complaining about for years... just hold on! 😹

lunar ginkgo
earnest dome
#

The issues are fixed, now they just need to figure out how to get us back in the game

cunning moat
#

Maybe scopely is trying to turn this all into Star wars fans instead lol

onyx root
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Gunny wanting compensation

sullen rampart
#

They aren't built out for the load they're getting, FCD + Easter

lean brook
#

Scopley causes Sharing size problems with "Fun Size" compensation. .

ripe moat
#

They are still looking for the power on switch.

prime bane
spring delta
#

I put together a whole million piece puzzle on the time they decided to get a resonable answer when we can get on again

shrewd lion
#

Big money big money, rolls nope still down

fringe plaza
# languid elm

Doesn't belong cooked at the same time as the pizza. I've never had pineapple put on the pizza after it was cooked, though.

dusky bobcat
#

while were waiting I guess Ill go pick up some chic fil a. oh wait...

languid elm
velvet grove
#

Hard to imagine what issue would need a very long midday patch...wow!

hot dove
frozen sierra
#

This is just sad. When a company can’t manage it’s own code.

onyx root
narrow isle
lean brook
#

Scopley compensation

dry vigil
#

watching DJz and he said eta is 2:30am

shy plover
#

Assuming an average of 100 shards to unlock, and one screwup worthy of a comp chest from scopely each week (might be low), thats less than a year to unlock an officer you will use in one or two very specific instances! Only 2,876 weeks to catch em all!

ember fiber
strange bison
#

At least my miners will be untouchable 😂

leaden crow
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I want my event ticket back since I can’t mine ore Scopely

lean brook
white chasm
#

maintance on easter sunday?? shenanigans

hazy zealot
#

And here, I just cracked a guy seconds before this "30 minute update."...

warped root
#

Another 15 minutes to see if I'm right........... 😬

onyx root
little violet
#

this is comical

wild roost
strange bison
dim axle
#

They really don't care

tough latch
lean brook
magic glen
fringe plaza
mint gull
#

Ugh

hollow mason
wild thunder
#

US Servers must really messed up to still be undergoing maintenance

languid elm
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Maybe we’ll get an update by 8. 🤷‍♂️

lean brook
#

Did u guys hear about that huge shipping company merger?? Between FedEx and UPS?
They're calling the new company FED UP! 🤣

prime bane
#

Scopely trying to fix the game right now.

glacial raft
#

This is the End! This is the End you all been waiting 😍 for!

young galleon
agile bolt
#

I dont mind them doing a long maintenance, its the fact of practically zero warning, and either being so inept to know the real length it would take, or lying through their teeth.

twilit lintel
south haven
#

I wonder if I will even be able to play the game today

onyx venture
fast jolt
#

They better have a big comp chest for this

forest sigil
plush grove
rugged mason
#

4 hrs later

viscid nebula
#

Sorry everyone, It was my fault the servers were down. I didn't want to miss any minutes scoring on the ALB during Easter dinner. Should be back anytime now.

faint summit
night oxide
silent sleet
#

There is chaos in this game. Wtf

hot solar
wide nexus
#

Dude my veil miners are gonna be so opc

hazy zealot
rough delta
#

It's been 4 hrs why stfc still offline?

dim axle
twilit lintel
onyx venture
#

so anyone wonder if the first contact day store wil be up?

rugged island
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So I guess I'm playing discord tonight.

dusky bone
#

You'll get shards of officers you already have maxed and some emergency field rations and like it!

onyx root
#

I am beginning to believe that scopley is ran by the US government

tough latch
finite crypt
#

brokely at it again with the glitches

lean brook
high lagoon
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I think the worst part is not a peep or update in almost 2 hours since they said European were back up

nova jetty
onyx venture
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i have ben locked

noble frigate
#

I see Glitch Trek is still down. Going on 4 hours

silent scaffold
#

I’m glad I didn’t talk anyone into coming back into the game. I’d be on the phone the rest of today, apologizing.

timber horizon
#

An update would be nice.

wild roost
#

Why oh why Scopley

onyx spoke
dapper stone
#

is this a day they fix help button 😱

fringe plaza
lean brook
brazen yarrow
#

Ok… check the last 2 official announcements… proof they can’t tell time…

shut silo
onyx venture
#

what is time

steady thunder
#

@sturdy timber what about alliances that have defenses today, you gonna compensate for that too?

umbral nexus
spring delta
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Give us a heads up when we are expecting to be able to get on in the US cause at this rate im thinking like atleast a week more till the head admins tell us when

hot tartan
#

I really hope they are planning on auto-completing all the events since we actually need to be able to play in order to work on them.

sullen rampart
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Not going to come back up until login attempts drop severely. They didn't nor will they build an infrastructure to handle FCD + Easter when they don't need it on any average day. Late night Europe when it came back up there right?

north hedge
#

Has anyone paused to think that when first contact with as made, we actually beat the game an thus they had to fix it?

plain wadi
#

some communication regarding whats going on goes a long way, you take the server down prime time and then don't communicate at all?

ionic creek
#

Total incompetence has no limits with the Scopely IT department. Incorrect, all departments. And the "Manager" who is a 3rd rate extra actor, doesn't even understand the bs he is reading very poorly off the teleprompter.

crimson burrow
#

30 min into 2.5 hrs 😞 and counting

hazy zealot
opaque escarp
lean brook
onyx venture
#

so do you think we will get the rest of the first contact contyent?

raw scaffold
#

It was a 💥

brisk pulsar
sullen rampart
#

Load management, not maintenance

prisma badger
frail bay
fading belfry
restive frost
#

Ok, let's make this the last time the ferengi cadet is in charge of the update, Please......

spring delta
#

Higher smarter staff scopely

ember fiber
lean brook
inner wave
#

This would be a great time to announce STFC 2 - Electric Boogaloo

quartz belfry
slate bronze
plain wadi
onyx venture
#

i mean they did sent borg probs to earth

lofty sable
#

99 bottles of beer on the wall......

lean brook
raven hemlock
strange bison
#

Good job folks! Keep those depressive comments coming! Scopely may actually start to care!❤️

quartz grail
#

Are they preparing us for the final mission: game over?

rough delta
#

I guess stfc is jacked for the rest of Easter

mint trellis
#

US servers still down

finite crypt
#

by the time the game is back on, it will be 2070

torpid parcel
#

At this rate, I’ll never do my daily stuff today

grave coyote
torn steppe
#

The Borg Won. Scopely was assimilated.

onyx venture
#

i did not finish my dayly

fervent saffron
#

30 minutes has become 4 hours. Par for scopely

gilded bear
hazy zealot
#

It's Back Up!!! ... Psych!!!

quartz grail
#

Don’t the Borg attack in 2063

strange bison
ember ginkgo
hot tartan
rough delta
#

Yes us servers have been down 4 in half hours

frail monolith
#

This is the biggest CF they've had in three months and thats really saying something

raven hemlock
restive frost
#

yeah, this really makes me want to spend $100 on a new ship, Scopoley...

fringe coral
#

30min maintenance in the middle of a holiday afternoon.
Turns into check your shields at 230am just in case

earnest dome
#

I've had time to watch two full movies of 1.5 hours each in there 30 minutes maintenance time... I guess we have different meanings of what time is...

dusky bone
torpid parcel
#

I think if Scopely was assimilated. It would even be smoother and efficient.

dim axle
mossy cedar
#

I’m not a programmer or a coder or an IT specialist but at what point does this simply become embarrassing and unprofessional over something that people invest their time and money in?

ember fiber
twilit lintel
onyx venture
worldly copper
#

Copely…

true niche
#

It would be nice if the game wound come up tonight so I can put up a 24 shield

north hedge
#

Perhaps the tribble escaped and they are routing all resources to secure and contain

strange bison
raven hemlock
timber lake
#

I downloaded candy crush and am at lvl 231

marsh flare
fervent saffron
hazy zealot
dapper meteor
#

I espect at least…half of the sphere as compensation!!😠

subtle harbor
timid sail
#

Scopley stfc

lean brook
#

Has anyone scanned for Chonoton particles? Bc this is Fugging taking forever!

atomic ginkgo
paper lintel
onyx venture
#

do the have a timer on for post?

hot solar
magic fractal
fringe coral
#

Who comes up with this shiat? Scopely for the win again. Seems like a 1 or 2 shield needed if they expect people to check there shields at 230am cause a 30min maintance in middle of afternoon is now going on hours

brisk pulsar
versed sun
#

Can you guys start a live stream every time you try and update something? We want to hear the exact moment one of your engineers says “oh ****, that didn’t work”

normal prism
dusky bone
#

4 hours later...

worldly copper
#

Was there a staff strike? Was there a walk out?

stoic orbit
#

Where's the darmok references

faint wave
#

Who tripped over the power cord to the server?

hot solar
silk wyvern
gilded bear
paper lintel
ancient minnow
gleaming lantern
#

You're just giving us everything for today right?

calm cypress
#

rofl I see we're in hour 4 of our half our maintenance

wind lichen
#

are the staff just planting easter eggs?

fringe plaza
#

Several people are typing...

jaunty holly
#

Eco really came in, dropped a nuke on the server and tossed up deuces on the way out? cool, cool, cool

austere geyser
#

What a joke

cursive harness
#

3:30 - Maintenance downtime, expected 30 mins.
7:00 - Still down. Are you freaking kidding me?
Most incompetent devs, EVER.

timber horizon
#

they finished maintenance hours ago and went home. That one guy forgot to push the Game Start button.

hexed glacier
#

<@&509690795536941056> @silver parcel @queen jolt
Since we can’t log in to send ships to a territory renewal….will we automatically get to keep the terrritory.

lost walrus
#

April 5th - Last Contact Day Celebration

onyx venture
#

might be worse then daybrake

twilit lintel
frail bay
jaunty holly
paper lintel
#

Scopely's Dev Team

sage siren
#

You guys STILL are not in?!

strange bison
#

lol they out for Easter and laughing at people waiting on them after they took your money for a new ship. 🤡

lean brook
tawdry prawn
#

Am I missing something? Is this supposed to be like this?

golden rock
little plover
twilit lintel
onyx venture
cunning moat
# frail bay

Was waiting for some Easter jokes about this LOL was going to say when it does come up again we'll all be like it has risen

hoary solstice
#

So much for 30 minutes

swift perch
#

Still nothing here in Canada…

frosty girder
#

any update on when the US servers will be back up?

lean brook
paper laurel
#

I mean...It is Canada...

finite crypt
#

the game devs went to the store to get milk...

warped root
#

nope. At this point lets hope by 9PM est

prisma badger
#

“ Star Trek glitch command”

slender flume
tawdry prawn
gloomy pecan
#

Caught you talking to that wall!

deft lance
#

Jesus said screw the wheel, I am taking the Scopely servers!

tender tree
noble linden
#

no Easter meme but

elder plover
#

still down? wooooowww its been hourss

stoic orbit
#

And of course ffxi has maintenance today too!

twilit lintel
# twilit lintel

u know its sad when this photo stfc items look 100x better then the in game mmats

warm arrow
#

Game devs went to Best Buy to.ask geek squad for some help lol

twilit urchin
little plover
dusky bone
#

Daddy went for cigarettes 4 years ago. He's coming back...

lean brook
dawn hedge
dark geyser
#

any news on the "maintenance"?

sage siren
little violet
#

Funny how eu are likely offline sleeping and their stuff up, but us servers down way longer

prisma badger
sturdy rain
#

Looooonnnngggg 30minutes

strange bison
ripe jolt
#

Us server still down?

exotic willow
#

I hope NASA doesn't employ scopely

hot tartan
#

Somebody let Shatner near the servers......

onyx venture
#

severs will come up at the golden shield drops

vital fjord
delicate ocean
#

How on earth is a game like this in maintenance for this long?

south haven
#

Nice job, 30 mins maintenance turns to 4+ hrs (and counting)

paper lintel
lean brook
golden rock
turbid grail
#

Game is up

dark geyser
frosty girder
#

i guess the US servers will not rise from the dead on Easter

ripe moat
magic fractal
#

They're running as fast as they can! Poor Lil guys 🤣

warm arrow
prisma badger
kind dragon
#

Do we have any updates?

hidden spire
#

This game is run by a serious collection of idi o t s

twilit lintel
finite crypt
#

didnt know stfc became cookie clicker 2.0

rugged island
#

Can't believe they wanted us to try and bring back players that left and then pull this

twilit urchin
nocturne shore
#

We are still down in the us

tender tree
dim ingot
cursive harness
#

Scopley, stop hiring Pakled developers. “We are not smart.”

ripe moat
onyx venture
#

damn\

peak tendon
broken wadi
stoic orbit
warm arrow
dawn schooner
little violet
# dim ingot

Am I the only one who can hear the narrators voice saying that 🤣

desert field
#

At least discord is working. Could you imagine not being able to come here and complain. I don’t even know what I’d do 🤣

fierce jay
#

Time to start up some old masters of Orion.

hollow abyss
plain wadi
#

Hey mods, you wanna pass on that dell tech support told me to make sure its plugged in, you should tell them to plug it in thats how you get power back

patent widget
#

They hate us dont they?

onyx venture
neon grove
#

Super Extra Epic Fail

rich estuary
#

Did they forget about us?

cunning moat
#

Maybe they're secretly going out of business and this is the last day

limpid patrol
#

Talking Trek Presents: Happy Easter!! Happy First Contact Day! and Happy Excelsior F2P Day! Live now on YouTube

finite crypt
#

they probably have us all blocked on discord lol

warm arrow
#

It's Iran getting back at the US by not allowing them to play lol

hollow abyss
torpid parcel
#

So either Scopely forgot about the US servers, which is a possibility or they don’t know how to turn the machine back on.

twilit lintel
forest sigil
rough delta
#

Glad to have a sheild for a few days lol

wild roost
#

Wow hope all the bugs and lag and outrageous prices are fixed

tender tree
#

This picture hasn’t changed in a minute

faint summit
#

Game down

little violet
stoic orbit
#

I think this was an emergency switch to ipv6 but someone typod and put it on ipv5 or ip over avian carriers(yes that's a real rfc standard)

neon grove
#

They took time off to go to the Easter Egg hunt

open rover
#

We’ve gone to ludicrous maintenance now

strange bison
hollow abyss
hot tartan
umbral nexus
torn mason
#

Please stop using servers purchased from TEMU.

limpid patrol
rich estuary
tender tree
toxic igloo
#

Eggs in event store in officers the lowe deck one at the end by badge

sinful sleet
hidden mango
jaunty holly
forest sigil
chilly temple
#

So much for "30 minute maintenance"... this is pretty ridiculous, especially for unscheduled/unannounced maintenance.

twilit lintel
radiant flicker
#

how is this still happening

rare wren
woven dune
little violet
strange bison
magic glen
sullen rampart
#

Monitoring login server. When that drops to manageable levels, they'll turn it back on. They're not dumb. Very smart. This was in place the day they knew FCD and Easter coincided. Not going to build an infrastructure for .001% of the time. Average day will never see this traffic

toxic igloo
uneven prawn
#

Over 2 hours and counting

hidden mango
limpid patrol
chilly temple
#

Are EU and APAC servers still up?

And wooooooow slow mode too!? Just how boned are we all!?

hot tartan
#

Did someone turn their calendars ahead two days instead of two hours... and this is the maintenance scheduled for Tuesday morning?

onyx root
#

Scopley board of trustees is actually congress

radiant flicker
stoic orbit
dusky bone
#

Almost 2 hours since we heard anything

ripe kelp
#

you know what i love

twilit lintel
toxic igloo
#

Soon as I spent $500 in the store I went month glitch free 🤣🤣🤣🤣

rare wren
hidden mango
low walrus
#

"HEY! EVERYONE! Let's run a Recruit a player event during a major arc. Reminds ex-players why they quit the game in the first place." - Scopely, probably.

noble linden
#

hey there's some progress, instead of the game saying that I can't login it's now saying down for maintenance

spring delta
#

Still no answer when we can get on

frosty girder
#

They are researching the definition of 30 minutes.

final quartz
#

Is Scopely going to put US back online before midnite?

formal oracle
near dirge
strange bison
twilit lintel
umbral arch
hidden mango
heavy lynx
radiant flicker
ripe kelp
#

not being able to play the game and getting no compensation for it love that for us

steep parcel
#

Such Garbage

cunning rapids
torn mason
#

There is broken, and then there is Scopely broken.

wild kestrel
strange bison
#

Looks like my server up l8trs

open rover
hot tartan
#

<@&509690795536941056> So...... EU 43 minutes. US....... 5 hours?

twilit lintel
heavy lynx
#

Scopely servers

pseudo sun
#

30mins going into 4hrs on a Sunday of a long weekend during prime playing hrs. We can't make this 💩 up.

dim heart
#

There has to be a better Star Trek game out there.... right???

rich estuary
open rover
worn sky
#

In Scopely’s defense, they never exactly stated when the 30 minutes began.

twilit lintel
shy sequoia
atomic crest
#

All I can say is the comp chest had better be spectacular after this BS

little violet
#

Here they thought easter would be less busy to do emergency maintenance

heavy lynx
#

Server maintenance "Coming Soon"

topaz flame
#

When the game comes back online, you all will have to compete the short tutorial before having access to signing into your account.

oak acorn
#

Are they on Spring Break?

final quartz
#

I want a note for work so that I can make up the time I would have used on my day off.

exotic willow
wheat pond
tender tree
radiant flicker
slender flume
#

<@&509691205798592532> can the gold bubble for US servers be extended till like 10am tmrw or smn kuz at this rate we won't be able to get into the game till midnight

onyx root
#

Guess I will watch a movie and call it a night

twilit lintel
#

my first phone when i was a kid

dawn schooner
#

Comp chest will be 2 officer shards of 3 officers that are useless and 100 faction credits for each faction

jaunty holly
#

I can't code, gonna apply for a job at Scopely, wish me luck!

pliant wave
#

Almost 3.5 hours for a 30 min maintenance

And I thought Microsoft time was bad 🤣

hot tartan
#

50 Bucks says the servers blow the moment they turn the game back on from all the players logging back in at the same time....... boy, its going to be laggy!!!!!

plain wadi
#

its just complete stupidity, they had scheduled maintenance in two days, this could have been done then and avoided a fraction of the outrage.

neon grove
#

Hey…

Wait….

Nope, still down

heavy lynx
rose flint
#

5 hours and counting.

opaque escarp
#

Scopely will probably give everyone credit for completing all events and dailies.... right? 🙄

sturdy raptor
#

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

little violet