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This really works well when you have waves to do for an event…
Pauly might be sitting on a cable…🤔
It went up for 2 minutes and died again
Comp chest better be filled with wave tokens and xindi tokens
Same for servers 27 and 31
SO, more oopsie chests? 😄
Maintenance notification on 109
Lpm scopely
No finish event for you! Come back one year!
Uhhhhh hello?
Déjà vu prime activated
Was in the middle of a wave, grrrr
How about a $99 chest of choice for everyone? 
Better be one hell of a compensation chest
so , uh not every can get teh slbs done in a regular time. what happens when your sad server makes me miss out on the last bit I'm tryin to do...
Once again.........
Super gerade eine Armada gestartet 😈 😈 😈 😈
down down down
Ok so where was the announcement for the maintenance?
Glad i didn't actually start that solo wave 🤬
was littereally just crewing for them
More maintenance…omg what are they breaking now ?
I love this!!! Everyone loves this game holy hahaha there a que to post messages this is AMAZING
one positive guys, that oopsie chest is getting bigger and bigger and bigger
Lost my wave... Gurrrerr
Come on!
This is just absolutely hilarious how awfully run this game is
Thanks but I'd rather try and plait urine.
came back briefly...now says maintenance
IMPROMPTU MAINTENANCE TIME!!
Comp better cover me not being able to come in 1st for CoA. In 2nd and about to snipe. Better get back up.
lol here for the drama
you cost me the SLB no notice W T F
WTF
COMP CHEEEEEESTS A GOGO!!!!
Does scopely charge money for this?
nah 3* stuff
there is no war in Ba Sing Sei
What's going on????
Imagine being this relentlessly inept 7 years in… painful.
We are down AGAIN
good news is...servers down ,,,ua rent getting raided
Game down again then
Why sudden maintenace🤬
<@&509690795536941056> soo about the health of the game
Sigh
How bout a staggered login when you restart the server in an attempt to get it fixed w/o actually doing anything prior to the restart...
Same message on server 130
S57 is down again
Game under maintenance? What you doing scopley?
the store is down as well thats how you know its serious 
Health? LOL
We're not that lucky. It'll still be practically nothing
I was in the middle of the swd event!
Do you people have any idea how to warn folks before maintenance. Lord all mighty, higher some competent devs, aq and ops poeppeople
Discord is more entertaining than the game now. Its official
In the middle of an elite solo wave ...
maintenence??
So, AWS can't be blamed this time.
Well, all these recent events are finally sobering me up enough to properly quit 👌 it's be (mostly) fun 🖖
Okay thought it was just me that got booted and being told it's under maintenance
Does scopely charge money for this ?
Freebies incoming!!!
Every day game down 🙄
Eu Server down?!
Soooo… still waiting for that Quality we were promised two years ago.

No notice? Better send armada tokens, just send everything
Jeez it’s down again 😂
Do they have pigeons programming this game?
10 treasury chests for everyone !!!
Again. This is ridiculous.
AWS didn't report any problems yesterday until like 3hrs after stuff broke.
ah the "its dead jim" now is legendary
This doesn’t look like `maintenance with the store website being down too. Maybe an Amazon outage?
Last compo chest was rubbish, next one better be worth it!
If you're still giving Scopley money you are part of the problem
The timing was impeccable. It let me start a solo wave, then kicked me and went into maintenance. Yay!
Did someone hit the reset button
@paulycanfixit
Gonna fix it then
Hey Scopely…..
That just made me thing of their idea of compensation. They are called Comp Cheese!
I’m just here for the memes, which is better than the actual game
you're right you should quit the game.
Again 😲🤣🤡
the squirrel died agian
They need to start posting the schedule of when the system will be up.
Why giving some previous warning when we can unplug the whole thing no matter what
The compensation better be good for robbing us of the last time to complete goals and events.

And here i was like: did they actually fix things? No problems today so fsr
I’m just here for the comments
I am sad that I actually remember that episode
How Long is the maintenance?
Love letters. - more likely hate msil
Who tripped over the power cord!?
compensation would be a roll back of the arc, and the arc would be all about state of the game health 😛
Time leave this broken game and go play a game that works!
i was in the middle of solo WD. you jerks.
🚒 🚒 🚒
This is brilliant!!!!!
Nah that sounds like something BAD would do.
@queen jolt Hello
I've already said, compensation chest must be a daily claim at 24 hours 😅😅
No AWS outage. Maybe Scopley forgot to pay AWS this month?
<@&509690795536941056>
Good evening... I know it's not your fault... but could you please ask the development team if they're trying to rip us off?
Since last Tuesday, there have been massive problems every day... and this compensation is laughable in comparison...
The way they're working right now... they might as well just put all their players on one server... there won't be anything else left.
They should just keep adding new content instead of fixing all the broken code until it's totally unplayable, that way I can finally quit and stop holding out hope they're going to get their ships together.
Fingers crossed my server stays down til noon. I'm ranked 1 or 2 in everything and completely out of necessary armada and tech materials.
Free £99 pack for everyone who guesses the number of 💩 the latest announcement gets 🤭
You doing a great job. In our alliance has 4 pp quite the game in a week and they have played seens beta. You not fixing the problem soon or tell us what going on more will leave before the week i over..
Says 30 mins so.....
Obviously 2h give or take 20 mins
Bro, what the actual... 🤣 🤣 🤣
<@&509690795536941056> you guys gonna auto-complete the Waves SMS for us??
You announce maintenance and then apply it! Not the other way round. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre….
savage maintenance now, disgrace is the new scopely name
People please, keep using the store whenever you can, this 💩 is sooooo worth it 🤣
down down down💤💤💤
Server down under maintenance 🤬🤬🤬
@queen jolt this messing with the end of a cota event we gonna need 100 of the new officer shards as compensation 
@queen jolt one more thing, id appreciate a 12hr peace shield just cuz APAC is as usual, about to sleep and uh personally i was raiding so i didnt have a shield up and id hate to lose 50qd just cuz scopelys mistake 😂
man solo directives lost sighhh
I'm sure if you just turn your Computer off, wait for a couple of moments and turn it back on Everything will be Fine. 👍
aaaaaaaaand slowmode hahah
<@&509690795536941056> little late to announce your doing it after you went into maintained mode. We noticed
happy valentines day, games been down for maintenance more times than weeks into the month. yet nothings been fixed or improved.
Good time to finish your letters to a favorite ship
I tried to grab my STFC pitchfork, but I lagged
Thank's for the info @queen jolt 👍
a fast post on discord about emergency maintenance, WOW!!!
I'm new in this game. Is that commonly rolling maintenance?
Scopely just announced the fix apparently all you have to do is keep rebooting until the game works again.
<@&509690795536941056> can we just add comp chests to the game as daily claim?
Nah, sounds like a Dance Team move all day.
A 12 hour shield and a few badges plus 2000 steel
sorry I was panicking too
If that ain't comedy gold…
i just want to know if the game is actually going through maintenance
Maybe someone accidentally tripped on the power cable and unplugged it
that's the SLB gone 🤔
I was doing my swarm dailies, be serious 🤣 🤣
not to mention all the people trying to take tops in CotA
wth, no notice right in middle of a wave.....
In cases like this the events should be extended too tbf
They are on top of it
yeh rip my slb
Just make sure we get our freebies 🤣
At least the entire player base! Give me the pack!
yay, emergency maintenance finally
this is what happens when scopely doesnt know the difference between a klingon and a romulan.
I was about to tackle some swarm hostiles when I got kicked out
I’m pretty sure we are owed a couple of treasuries at this point
just adding bugs.. should be up in no time 🙂
@queen jolt you better be asking for a bonus for dealing with this disaster for the last 2 weeks
Needs to say minutes not days
God damn another maintenance to let me guess… further break the game? 😂
It's the top breaker it says main turn it back on
Fair point.
It's either actually or metaphorically going through maintenance. Good thing I did my Solo Waves thing earlier.
This is more entertaining than the game
Did they just go into maintenance mode?
Is it time to call it quits? This game...
yeh wqell the snipers scna suk it.....unless it's me doing the sniping
lol
Its becoming almost a daily thing..
That blooddy we are sorry chest...
has the USS Compensation started yet?
quit adding content and fix the game
We all broke the game when we spent that massive compo chest yesterday
Yes. 30 minutes aprox.
Absolutely joke Scopely, right in the middle of solo waves for the Avo event twice get kicked out for your incompetence..... Literally need to fire half your dev team and all customer service because they are useless... Absolutely sick of being told we are the problem when clearly the problem is Scopely
So the game is “working as intended”……
It's bold to assume they have any more idea than we do.
Can’t blame AWS nowwwwwww
Better yet. Top prize for EVERYONE!! 🎉🎉🎉
I guess I didn't really wanna raid the base I had cracked anyway
Free 8 shield 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
https://tenor.com/view/sneaky-sneak-sneaking-tom-and-gif-27661856
Sneaking out Maintenance
lol i work midnights so i did a lot yesterday but would love to be able to log in and see if i can take top spot again if i got knocked out, unfortunately scopelys 30 mins usually lasts triple so theres that.
Hope thats gas he spraying not water
Free ship blueprints 🤣
Can someone tell me is that common the game keep maintenance? I'm new. lol
One thing always seems to working..
Logging out🤭🤣
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at some point the comp chest needs to get bigger and bigger, just saying sorry with a basic comp chest is not cutting it
@queen jolt
Do your Job and provide us a game wich is playable.
I suppose to get the Events auto-done as I don’t have the time to finish them now?
lol. get out before it's too late 😂
Is that the I Love Scopley poem? 🤣
used to be once a month for arc fall, then twice a month (the 2nd to fix arc fall bugs added 😄 ) now its almost once a week
I can’t even ask my game right now
Sneaking maintenance ON
Who do i complain i want compensation!
I just lol'd. Everyone yelling about game being down and then you throw this out there. 🙂 You're a funny guy 😄
How about telling us about maintenance as it’s the game we’re trying to play?
So are we all getting 40K ferengi currency and additional points in the SLBs?
I think we should all get a free Treasury
Anyone know any star trek games that don't break?
bruhhhhh
What about the events that this is preventing us from completing?
hold my coffee, im gonna code now!
Pauly isn't a dev, mate. He's just the poor guy who has to take all the heat for the devs who never come here anymore.
So much for finishing my daily events before reset. Thanks again scopely. Another day without having the chance to do events.
✨
Fix bloody game 🙄
they better extend the SLB events
I can't even imagine working foe scopely as a community PR person and ever feeling good about my job, lol
are we gonna get a comp chest for this?
Dear STFC community, we hereby declare that STFC is a dying game, as evidenced by the steadily worsening performance. Therefore, we urge you not to invest any more money. Soon the servers will become even slower, logging in even more difficult, and ultimately the game will be shut down. We are sorry to have to tell you this, but rest assured, Scopely has profited handsomely. Many thanks to everyone; you're all too stupid not to have figured out this scheme sooner. Regards, an STFC player.
Yes, but depending on your phone and game you'll be lucky to not have as many problems as many people deal here other than the lag (and something missing, like a refinery)
Sometimes it's better to be silent and appear incompetent, than post sarcastic remarks to your customer base and remove any doubt
I like to help, assuming the hamster on the server wheel is unwell, or even if it just needs feeding, I hope they find these directions helpful 🤞
i need a comp chest for the raid u just blocked with your 'golden shield'
comp chests don't matter anymore considering how bad the last ones were
Everything is done to make this game abandoned after seven years... What a disaster... Shame on you, Scopely 😡
Dear writter...
The community is more alive then ever before🤨
you dont have time for coffee
frfr
couldnt be as bad as the one we got a few months ago where we got a chest but nothing was in there
Fair compo free store for 1 day for every player, woohoo let’s get dem packs 😂
Game under maintenance now......I'm missing a link to the 100€ packs in that message to bridge the time 😅
At this rate we EU players are never see the compensation chest for the final fix, most of us will have passed on by then
that one had a token to complete the event it was for in it.
Just keep the login issues for another 97 minutes please, I'm first in my SLB
#⭐-official-announcements message
there better be serious compensation for this fail.
Several slb’s, meta events also have to be compensated.
And we still have to get the compensation for the giant and very long EU lag.
Do NOT try to be a cheapskate again in this!
It'd be good if someone did!
Star Trek: Server Beyond Recovery
Time to hire new people who know what they are doing.
they dont have to "Try" it comes natural
Yeah, stuck in mu while raising my rep. Thx 4 nothin'
@mental hare can we at least get the events extended for 30 minutes to make up for the maint?
Came on here for pitchforks. Not disappointed 😆
So much for completing events before going to work. 🤦♂️
How to make content longer lasting?
Simple, add gamebraking bugs so no one can play
jeh nice i will make my solo waves come on scopley
You can't just fire ChatGPT like that!
I love how stable the game is, said no stfc player ever.
Not enough red alarm….red alarm
Star Trek: Enter The Maintenance
Is there an expected down time?
I lost any patience for scopely, so scopey, do NOT thank is for our patience ever again.
Such language is quite offensive by now
The game is down people but the good news is you can still get into the web store to buy stuff 😂
Star trek: unstable universe.. part 1200009192038-b
Yes 30 min downtime
30mins approx +- 12 hrs
I can’t get into my game
Holy cow even the store is down
😍 More Comp Chest1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we know it’s serious 😆
Bye bye
Event's
The community is fine, it’s the game that’s in critical care or lack of….
I've not even spent the first one 😆 and we've still got another coming
This channel is much better than the whole game 🤣🤣🤣
Well, now we know it's serious
Lower decks red alarm game is bleeding 🩸
Star Trek: Post Maintenance Burn
I think that Scopely needs a rebirth... Not Vger
people need to stop buying until the game is more stable
welcome welcome Narissa!
soooo about that employee review who created this arc
Please just shut the game down so we can move on with our lives.
Probably until the events reset, when the game will proceed to lag out for another 2 hours afterwards for EU players again
For people who hate the game so much there are a lot of people upset they can’t play it 🤔
why doesn't scopely just do a daily comp chest actually?
Scopely Servers be like:
this is-too-peed game and their incompetent dev team!
Star Trek: we used to be good at this
67 might fix the problem
yeah they should but its ok the webstore will be open still so whales can still buy stuff and claim them when the game comes back
Lol, we know.
At which ops level do compensation chests become part of your dailies?
Ops 81🤣🤣🤣
Scopely thank you for your patience
So everyone in mirror space, in a wave, with exocomps running, or preparing for an armada/solo/Entities are screwed.... GREAT! 👍🏻
not contributing anything useful; just wanna post something
No official annopuncements?
They breakk the game again?
Extend the armada event I was about to win that 😂
Or those that sent miners to Transogen tokens systems and have been killed by hunters
So were they giving us 2 extra rare ship parts? That why we went down? Anyone know?
Star Trek: Maintenance Edition
Star trek version 2,0
Well they need to hop back on the hamster wheels and get things moving again the problem at hq
Dont forget us poor people who were working on SLBs
“It’s broken” - Scopely
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan’t
I'm missing out on the
NX 01 EVENT
@twilit lintel
@queen jolt
I don’t think anyone cares if your miner dies. 🤣
Star Trek; the past, the present, the maintance month arc
@queen jolt BUT IT IS!
I just checked... The store IS down!
Testing testing is this thing on...
yes yes welcome!
@queen jolt When you decide on the comp chest I hope it actually covers our events we can't finish. Not a generic comp. We need a comp that matches missing today's MACO or COTA events.
at this point stfc should just be redesigned and recoded
wish folks post their favorite food or drink instead... could get some ideas from those.
i was just in the process to collect all factions and refinery now everything will be out of sync lol
If you are on server 138 please sweep the token systems
Good job they don’t own Discord 😂
Hey Scopley im sure the kids over at Roblox can fix this for you
Are we gonna get the events extended or 1st place for everyone Pauly?
Scopely are doing it for us
Glad I got to Prestige 1 last night versus when the doo doo hit the fan
Nah. I just want the game to work.
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Should have finished it earlier.
Ahmmmm everyone is already #1 in my heart. I'll see what I can do buddy
Oh phew, another Golden Dome
This is rediculous. And the compensation we already recieved was lacking to say the least....
In all seriousness as I know everybody is losing their minds.. would it be a good idea to pull arenas tomorrow to stop any further server degradation @queen jolt?
Free excelisor did you say? 😅
Scopely's entire playerbase by this point
lets talk a free ship, for comp chest
It's okay people, read the announcement, they're fixing the universe.
yes, I'd like 1st place for vengeance blueprints.
If everyone is a winner noone is
The real answer...
how are u meant to do chalenge track when game closed down for maintance what getting cocked up this time
Please get 1st place for everyone lmao I wouldn't even mind the maintenance lasting an hour then
😩 im in 2nd and 3rd. I was in the middle of a mada.
This is STFC today
This will probably get me banned, but oh well.
Did they fire the only person who knows what they doing
I'm now waiting to hear that those trying to fix the login issues are having login isssues and are waiting for those login issues to be fixed.
I wouldn't say no to a full Ilia unlock.
too early for Christmas 2026 Kata
Wouldn't say no to a game that actually works either
I need my events completed and shield put up before you come back online @queen jolt
considering the usual compensations that would probably mean about 2 years of downtime?
SERVERS ARE BACK UP.......
JP. Never believe anyone on the interwebs kids.....
I hate to be that guy.
That and tal 🤣 that one locked officer will be forever an eyesore
Just yesterday I suggested Scopely make the Compensation Chest thing a STANDING ITEM so they wouldn't have to apologize every other day. Boy was I wrong, I should have said EVERYDAY. @queen jolt ?
Lol, when did they get someone competent?
and what happens to people who are competing in cota if they can't get it back up in time?
So true
Never use the bathroom after Captain Picard he always forgets to flush and leaves Captain's log 😂
Monopoly Go as zero down time - Scopely 2026
Disappointed snipers to the left of me
You try again next month.
Unscheduled maintenance!!! We better get a really comp chest for this
Pay Trek
not even all about snipers, some people actually play at this time of day
Bravo lol
This isn't fair when the game is down I'm forced to have to talk with actual people and have fun 😜
Better chance of getting a comp chest
Second shift representtttt
Cota folks trying to snipe...
Scopely owes discord pizza and beer every Friday for allowing us to make the friends that keep us making the choice to play their games. We all know it isn't the games themselves.
Got to be at least one alliance that was in the middle of a mega whale raid 😂
Maybe it is time to start playing and paying another franchise again 🤔
The site is down too, folks.
The free trial on their ai codebot must've expired...
Just say Sorry..
Boys and girls
Keep them compchest rollin'👍
The good thing is that they can't make money while the store is down - lol
Any ETA on when the maintenance will be done
What is going on, we can't play?
The most interesting thing about most of the new content is the roulette of how many comp chests we can get....
Mr broccoli 🥦
omg... 😍
Scopely to the players competing in CoTA
Ooof
okay wait hold on lets take a breather
I’d take the last 40 shards I need for the godsend that has no sourcing 🥰
Is it AWS playing up again?
everybody

Free $99.99 packs for everyone doesn't cost them
Much to generate them
Everyone gets a free 8th dock!
Aws is fine right now
Clear sign of $€0peŁy having messed something up real bad is the slow mode turned on for the official discord
the comp chest yesterday was worth about $11 for days of lag. keep your expectations in check
Because that makes around $200m a month. We don't spend enough😁
by AWS you mean Accidentally Working Sometimes? 🤣
hi
I like Tal. Idk why everyone is so down on him. He should be rebooted.
Quality over quantity winning again with late stage capitalism…
Sure, only problem, i'm millions of Lat, mats, Sigma Trit, Sigma Dilithium into the Vengeance parts event and now i wont get them....
Pakled Red Alarm / Red Alert sound effect from Star Trek Lower Decks
I really don't envy the Scopely community managers right now 🤣🤣🤣
It happens.
Dont get me wrong, apart from maybe helping with g7 mission bosses early on i dont havr a use for him. But i want him for my inner monk
It better be good. I mean better than latinum, mats, syndicate and officer shards, and badges. The full works.
2 MINUTES LEFT! TICK TOCK!
off-topic, whats your go to breakfast?
Why don't they just improve the game as compensation. Why is it i never get officer badges from armada loot exchanges?
Seriously another maintenance 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stop hiring monkeys to program the game please
@torpid condor
Food... 🤪
mine is porknbeans,bread and egg
Slow mode haha
I will answer as a Scopely employee.. A bowl of 💩
I'm trying to drop a couple of $k through the website but it's down. Thats a shame, such bad timing 😉😉😂😂 I'd rather have a beer
meatballs?
Biscuits and sausage gravy
Olympics are on, you could all go watch your country fail to podium while we wait for scopley to "fix" stuff
Bacon and mushrooms roll
Toast !! With all the fire scopley provides it cooks fast
Breakfast is no longer in my dictionary. I eat when I am hungry and it usually lasts throughout the day without eating again.
Baked sweet potatoes
LOL "most"
I would kindly request G5 scrapping as a comp chest please.
why cybieee
this taste yummy
Star Trek BSOD Command
They seem to be managing that already all by themselves 😂
i hope the veil server run
When is that Compensation Command be up again?
I would kindly request ship blueprints as comp chest
homemade crusli with greek yoghurt... nomnomnom
Breakfast bar and caffeine. Not mixed together though.
Tbf that's just how every discord server works, when it gets a hundred people talking at the same time it NEEDS the cooldown so the messages can still be read and the mods can go and delete if someone breaks a rule (e.g taking advantage of the fast chat to post scams, porn, violence etc)
i lost login a while ago any timeline on return of game? trying to beat reset
Donuts!
Just wow..... Emergency maintenance to fix what can't be fixed by a mid month one, planned specifically to fix what was broken on the Arc day maintenance
the trick to getting the comp chest is you have to login...lol
sounds healthy
favorite flavor of donut??
leftover Pizza 😂 it kinda hits differently
Tłustego Czwartku
Pickle
I heard everything is working perfectly
times up,,,downtime that is lol
So... you going to extend the events so people can finish?
I also heard that it is working as intended.
They're still trying to figure out what to do! Better be good for the EU servers! 🤔🙏
scrambled eggs
Scopely headquarters right now
We're getting a compensation chest of 500,000 G1 survey ship parts 1 one bar of gold pressed latinum
Triple chocolate 😍
"Käskrainer" with a "16ner Blech" and some Bread 🤤
Idc for the comp chest... Loosing all half done weekly/chain events is much worse and DEFINTLY not compensated with the last chests
Scopley Management.... It's working for Us.... oh, wait, that's our bank account
well, so much for 30 mins
I think this is all part of the final game shutdown plan for this year.. they want to see how many players are dedicated and will put up with this kind of stuff. And that will determine if they're going to be able to make any money off the game or they're just going to have to shut the game off.
I’ll take Vengeance parts - 100k or so might make feel better.
gonna be hard to compensate me for lost armada time
Lmao was in the middle of an elite wave, got kicked from game then maintenance. Well done scopley, waste of wave tokens plus event time is running out
Scopely should include a Compensation Chest in the dailies that can be included in the Collect All. after all, doesn't Everyone need more of the Emergency Field Rations. 👍
And yet people spend thousands of dollars
Maintenance should only take half an hour🤷
The comp chest for this better be much better than the last one
The definition of stupidity is doing something that benefits no one. I assume I am defining this situation right
you whales didnt spend enough money this month to keep the game running
I wish I could tell my boss I was undergoing emergency maintenance.
Hmmm. Maybe we're all addicted and need to take a break from the game?
Tal should be made sourceable and he should work <L70
It is addictive
Considering that hundreds of people chatting at the same time usually happens here when they mess up stg, I'm surprised that slow mode doesn't happen more often 😀
as an alternative to G5 scrapping for a comp chest - I'd totally be fine with a 2nd realta pls
Nuh uh I can stop whenever I want to!……
Tal back
@queen jolt can I get a pm?
fixing 'login issues' by giving everyone login issues. logic tracks.
Scopely you got some splaining to do!
i have an hour daily to play and this team couldn’t code to save their lives. thanks for the feedback regardless.
well the game wouldn't let me get on yesterday for like 25mins and got raided for 2.5QD so id say it has some benefits someone else that might be in that situation because of whatever issues they have going on.
Honestly, how can a company suck this badly?
Chocolate or anything creative from Voodoo Donuts
Plenty of practice over the years
Im just gonna say one thing. This is fun to watch the angry mob. 😍
Read what crashed it. “Memory” problems. Thats a serious issue that rebooting won’t fix.
Still earns a lot of money. So maybe they are not wrong
@here Update: We're in the process of deploying a fix and we should have more updates in the next 5 to 10 minutes.
vanilla glazed
Well there’s only one thing for it 😺💨https://tenor.com/bB284.gif
Compensation better be 850 Vengeance BPs
and thats not true. they have backups for backups.. come on man.
Will the update be that maintenance has been extended?
Fixing the fix? got it 🙂
Number 1.... deploy the fix
@queen jolt can i have Dock H and the Godsend for my comp chest please?
guess im not updateing artifacts
https://tenor.com/view/free-gif-13304638932589783966
What if it just never comes back online now...
edit: oh lol 5 min slow mode
What about the slb ?
Stability, the Final Frontier.
Everyone notice he said update, not game coming up..... so another few hours.
💥🤌🤌🤌
deleting the server and making everthing new ?
Thanks for updates ❤️
I need more ATA refreshes
You’re screwed
Clean up your damn database already! This mess is getting out of hand. You're constantly losing customers. There's hardly anything left in the packages... You keep demanding more money. You just keep implementing and implementing, as long as the money keeps rolling in, and you don't give a damn about the community. Here you come again with ridiculous gifts instead of properly and fairly compensating people for investing money here and receiving such a poor service. Think about that
can I get a hammy n pauly version? thanks
So what was the exploit found that was so good for players the whole game had to be taken down?
You mean it didn't come back up cleanly after it was rebooted? 😉
ask scopely... they seem to have mastered the art
Yall you are falling for it. They put a cringe slow mode timer in chat and then asked you to talk about food so that you would be on a timer to send another message.
thanks for keeping us informed
thx scopley
Just saying - we’ve been scoplied to again.
I am eating Arbys Curly fries...i figured it is the appropriate time
Meanwhile, at Scopely....
I'm here for the memes
I would like to be back in my game
LOAD"STFC",8,1
ya'll deserve the rest of the day off after reading through the roasts ... comp chest = G5 scrapping ... cough
there goes the dailies and events again
Are we there yet?
I would be more disappointed if the roll was turned the wrong way.
Rare video of @queen jolt during any server maintenance.
https://i.imgur.com/uoSzmT0.gif
@heady moon @queen jolt G5 scrapping would solve your issues just sayin……
that would be an adequate comp chest - - G5 scrapping
someone must have tried to defeat a Vger hostile with Tal on the bridge. I bet that's what happened. $copely just needs to take Tal off their bridge and we'll be good.
I'm LOVING reading these comments, almost better than playing the game. Lol 🤣
I have played other games from other companies and have seen many complaints towards them, even some of my own. After playing Scopely games and getting to know them it has become apparent that those other guys were saints and we didn't know we had it so good.
Times up
may I offer you popcorn and soda?
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The problem is.. they're 'working' on it
Coming here almost every day for the last month has been a lot more entertainment than the game has manaaged to supply.
How long is 30 minutes in Scopely time? How many hours days we talking ?
@queen jolt I'm hoping the compensation is substantial, I need a new kidney and leg
"updates in 5-10 minutes"
Scopely, have you learned: "Underpromise and over deliver?"
@queen jolt
Sigh did @queen jolt ping me ?
1:30 in Scopely math
Kirk: "What is working around here?"
Spock: "Not much, Admiral. We have partial main power."
Kirk: "That's it?"
Spock: "Best we could do in 2 hours".
between intentionally bad choices, aggressive monetization, and the unintended bugs... this game kinda dead. lol
It is an old one but can still give a giggle (back when armada's had the lable "soon":
Soon™: Copyright pending 2018-2020 Scopely, Inc. All rights reserved. "Soon™" does not imply any particular date, time, decade, century, or millennia in the past, present, and certainly not the future. "Soon" shall make no contract or warranty between Scopely, Inc. and the end user. "Soon" will arrive some day, Scopely does guarantee that "soon" will be here before the end of time. Maybe. Do not make plans based on "soon" as Scopely will not be liable for any misuse, use, or even casual glancing at "soon."
My speed ups didn't help scopley fix it fast enough.
Can the comp chest please include the heroic milestone on the armada events? 🤣
for you Zab let me do my charm!
Dont forget maintenance to fix maintenance
the same as Mickysofts " Less than 1 minute remaining"
I actually thought it would be better when they sold the platform to what is is south Arabian?
Scopely must have bought the Copyright off of Blizzard, as we used to have the same saying about WoW
Well over 30 minutes
I heard that the Comp chest includes the treasury key…
@queen jolt are you going to extend events or provide a comp chest with all the event rewards, since you're doing this right before the events end and I'm sure I'm not the only who is getting screwed out of completing events and the rewards now?
One day soon I won't be able to come on here and enjoy the angry mob. On that day I'll be sad. In the meantime its popcorn o clock 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍻
Community Revolution ... Thats my Charme !!!
no comp chest login gift
Which will arrive after the treasury closes 🤣
So we get every event finished in the heroic lvl/overflow, 100 mil lat, 100k of each resource appropriate to our lvl, and every battle pass, season pass etc because of this? I mean it's something I may have heard from a little bird...
This game is so badly coded!
You wish!
poof another vengces chance gone
off-topic, anyone likes taco? @slow mica
Can pauly fix it? No!
the 30min is for the fix, but they left out how much time needed to find what to fix
3 days of this…wow… just wow
That would be a gamechanger for me 🥰
Oh goody brokely broke the game again I mean come on I’ve fired people for being less incompetent
Scopely must have been talking about a different 30 minutes... 🤦♂️
how long will that last, till midday reset?
oh no they're "working on it", work on my potential slb first place compensation
RIP everyone hoping to spend the morning finishing events before they end
@queen jolt What can be done if I was trying to get in (right when all this started) to do my waves for the 2 events, and now I'm not going to have time to complete them (because now I have to leave for work)
Were these new "Log-In - issues" or the old ones? Finished our TC with quite a few people online right before this
Can I get a free Reliant with my compensation chest? (Joking, obv)
You guys gotta know when the server grows and it gets bigger. There will be more problems surely gotta hit a larger server, so it won’t be so much problems. It cost to have a larger server.
Best one I've seen so far!
das sind wohl windows minuten .....😭
brb 2mins, let me grab water and a sandwich
$€0peŁy trying to fix bugs:
https://tenor.com/view/kpop-demon-hunters-k-pop-demon-hunters-kpdh-derpy-derpy-tiger-gif-11317994764523741883
@queen jolt i won’t complete events now!!! 😡😡😡
Star Trek: The Next Lag Edition
Man the messages still flowing with the 5 minute slow mode 😂
why do people wait til the last hour to do events.... thats your own fault period!!!! you had 23 other hours
You eat to much
30 minutes down time is such a lie. How about just keep it down for a whole day to figure out a way for it to work right
May scopely do the waves for me 🤔
Long ago. My theory is that an early programmer used spaghetti coding for job security and was fired so nobody going forward knows how to fix the core issues.
Maintenance to fix maintenance that was to fix maintenance, that was to fix maintenancce....... Ad Infinitum
I would like a boat load of specialty ship parts. Reliant, squall, and dauntless.
I don’t care about the monthly rewards chest. I’m 60 with max epics. I don’t care about rss or mats.
US servers still in maintenance??????????? been more then the 30 min stated in notice
some people are only able to log on at certain times of the day, maybe 2 hours before events reset is their time
I want to finish my daliys. WTF
Clearly a day isn’t enough to time.
Sleep, Eat, Work, Family, a real life perhaps?
This is our sign to quit the game for good.
I’m about to have some breakfast tacos
How mutch longer
all servers
Yea, that's like why do people live in the deert and complain they can get supplies or food and water...maybe. just maybe, people deal with what life throws at tehm and cant all live in their mom's basement
comp chest = 34 shards of Tal
Haha, I hit the heroic just before starting another. But im not on to eyeball the board
So 30m it's 1hour 🤔
The longest, the better.
That's what he said -_-'
we should all make a pact that the next time the servers go down we DON'T come in here and say anything, and just see how long it takes scopely to notice
Idem
I have never seen @slow mica so I dare not answer this 🫣
<@&509690795536941056> Whats about all the events ending in 1hour? Do we get more time?
time to delet this game
Don't worry guys, you'll get a garbage compensation gift that is absolutely useless.
Well probably get like 1 officer shard that has no use. I mean who needs the daily rewards anyway 
That would go against those people that only exist to whine
A level 2 event call for help
not an ideal time to have a maintenance when people are trying to compete in SLB before reset!
hey please no, im gonna miss u
I will have you know that my mother lives in my base,emt.
I mean the food!
The slb is bogus anyhow…they’re doing us a favor.
is it done yet 
COTA slb is ending in 1 hr, think you’re gonna let us back in at some point??
Clean up your damn database already! This mess is getting out of hand. You're constantly losing customers. There's hardly anything left in the packages... You keep demanding more money. You just keep implementing and implementing, as long as the money keeps rolling in, and you don't give a damn about the community. Here you come again with ridiculous gifts instead of properly and fairly compensating people for investing money here and receiving such a poor service. Think about that
Maybe they misspoke, they surely meant 30h instead of 30m
I think we ALL Just won the SLB.
30 mins my foof been a hr still not able to get on
Till the next neighbour comes along 😉
how long is 30 minutes ??????