#🌌-galaxy-chat
green panther
stoic carbon
Alright, who pulled the sfp out the server for the main comms connection?
ivory prism
got in, for 2 mins, cant hit anything, cant go anyway and constant "connection issues" great bug fix in your extended maintenance
wanton tree
back up now
heavy idol
All fine as long as stuff like current events don't happen
royal quest
toxic mauve
grave spoke
And locked out again
frozen sedge
sage latch
simple violet
This isn't the first time it's randomly happened 😄
twilit lintel
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i see why it reset
weary hare
Scopelys Servers..
unkempt parcel
nova shadow
Time to go outside and play road hockey
barren hound
solid sparrow
I'm logged in on 63 on pc atm
spark matrix
open flower
So.... One shard?
waxen pine
Ok who’s put their ev on charge at Scopely
civic hemlock
indigo marlin
Seems this is galaxy wide
slender flume
pseudo briar
what changes did you guys make? It's running so smooth.
dusky bobcat
my man hammy dont have a phone
night frigate
PC just kicked me out
lavish blaze
night frigate
Can't log in on PC now
half shell
crystal dock
I'm in but connection is bad it won't let me hit hostiles
night frigate
ANd can;t log in on phone
wraith plover
what in the world happened to the entire game?
charred island
cant play can you get the server stabel for once in 6 years?
thorny elm
opal meadow
Seems this is galaxy wide
Same here (172)
tall igloo
Silent maintenance
fickle sonnet
Scopely investigators
compact grove
That's new
fair wren
copper swallow
winged vector
Emergency Maintenance in 3...2....1
versed burrow
Maintenance package available in Store now... Only 99,99 speciale offer 🤣🤣
slender flume
spring junco
Way to go scopley, you finally solved the EU problems with lag 🤣
signal pivot
night frigate
Why can't you guys get anything right at all? Like ever
What the hell is going on in your company
heavy idol
Way to go scopley, you finally solved the EU problems with lag 🤣
I admire your positivity
remote thunder
@heady moon Just got kicked out of serer 33 and now I can't get back in
frosty crystal
pastel jackal
😂🤣😂🤣 watching this chat feed is almost better entertainment than the game itself lol
spark matrix
Maintenance has actually been best gameplay today 😁
unkempt parcel
So.... One shard?
Enough meta-meta-meta currency to trade in for half a shard!
kindred echo
Time we all just walked away from this 💩 show of a game
tawdry tulip
I was still killing hostiles as my mates got booted, then I got booted a minute later, then was able to log in a minute after that, but got stuck on a loading screen when I tried to load a system
upper dock
Games crashed but getting raiding notifications 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
cyan marlin
they must be testing the login with a code feature 😉
rugged gyro
pliant vessel
Ugh, I'm going to actually have to work now
halcyon panther
This is why the sign on the door says says no sex in the sever room
slender flume
viscid yew
<@&509690795536941056> Give some golden shields pls if you cannot fix this soon
twilit lintel
i bet that update made the game worse
rustic wraith
Honestly genius on Scopley’s part
People can’t complain about the game being a buggy mess if they can’t even play the game 😂
half shell
fierce niche
spice depot
Game crashed
twilit skiff
gusty raft
Free $99.99 packs for everyone...not
pastel jackal
😇😂🤣
wanton pecan
Not able to log in at all on stfc
hidden locust
Honestly genius on Scopley’s part
People can’t complain about the game being a ...
fair take 🤭
trim token
Server 31 😂🤣
slender flume
sage latch
spiral saddle
Too much AI "fixed" your game
jade quartz
I love how everyone is pst off, and at the same time paying Scoply for that to happen 😄
strange edge
Buy one get one free now is discount
foggy storm
I must be the only one in game right now 😈
fading belfry
there are a couple of my alliance online on s80
solid forge
jaunty wigeon
Kicked out of server
viral yacht
GREAT WORK!
gentle heron
clever kelp
slender flume
rustic wraith
frigid dock
Fail!
fierce niche
dusky holly
simple lily
Anyone else not able to login?
mossy badge
cyan marlin
<@&509690795536941056> Give some golden shields pls if you cannot fix this soon
I think the server crashed when the original gold shields dropped
golden heath
Who redeemed the Touch Grass Prime?
compact grove
Honestly, I wasted expecting the server meltdown hours ago. Good job Scopley not having it on fire right after maintenance
wary egret
If you can't log in, you can't complain about the lag.
noble lake
Where are all these people when the games online, GC never sees this amount of excitement
mellow panther
Can you please extend the shields?. <@&509690795536941056>
rustic wraith
Anyone else not able to login?
Welcome to the party
median raptor
hoary pike
There is a £99.99 pack though for a server fix in the store
fickle sonnet
Too much AI "fixed" your game
The problem is the AI was trained by scopely
pulsar parcel
New ARC = BugDay🤣🤣🤣
heavy idol
Watch though, when you next log in there will be 15 gifts from "anonymous" buying packs
karmic sky
You know it would probably be a good idea if everyone just shut up and wait for them to say things instead of repeating the same thing over and over
livid thistle
twilit lintel
guess its time to get on my PS5
slender flume
tepid vortex
There must be a very very special „sry we are not the best game admins“ pack …
viscid yew
Can you please extend the shields?. <@&509690795536941056>
Yes please
native slate
hot musk
Anyone else not able to login?
It’s working as well as usual. So no.
whole robin
So it seems login server dead but if you were already ingame you are safe
fallow parrot
Same here
leaden meadow
It's groundhog day for the 3rd time today
frozen sedge
@heady moon looks like a very nice 99$ pack of our own choice for you guys 
empty sleet
Time we all just walked away from this 💩 show of a game
Exactly 💯
vestal lava
He's dead, Jim!
winged vector
Well at least i know that my brothers and sisters are all too screwed up so we all share the same pain
twilit lintel
slender flume
drifting arch
You once, just once, can we have an update that actually works? Oh wait, that would entail it's coming from a developer that actually cares about its players, and can produce code that ACTUALLY WORKS!
versed palm
Was ist jetzt wieder los komme nicht mehr ins Spiel
copper swallow
deft lance
static summit
gusty raft
Scoply can't fix 💩💩💩💩
native slate
stray pawn
So it seems login server dead but if you were already ingame you are safe
Nope most have been kicked out
rustic wraith
karmic depot
@unborn urchin
white saffron
twilit lintel
raw shell
hidden locust
frist we got some lag. then armadas and starts gone. then we beefed up to wack a mole this morning with vgers switching in less then a min. now servers poof. I LOVE it 😍 🧂
halcyon panther
This is why the sign on the door says says no sex in the sever room
twilit lintel
i sense slow mode
sour brook
OMG, the end is near!
sage latch
clever kelp
slender flume
native slate
kind knot
they probbaly lost there rights to the game for there horrible market practice and add to pull the plug (sorry wishfull thinking)
oak merlin
ivory ruin
scarlet hare
We get the 3 new primes free😇
latent lodge
celest dove
whole robin
charred hound
scenic shard
golden heath
Vger ship spawn fix incoming……. Oops
dusky bobcat
the hamster cant suck start the server generator by itself
native slate
torpid plaza
wraith plover
winged vector
@heady moon reading all our memes must feel like this:
gentle heron
slender flume
charred ingot
deep fossil
oh that comp chest gonna be nice
leaden meadow
gentle swift
dull mason
native slate
frozen sedge
oh that comp chest gonna be nice
You wish
fierce niche
It's time to play something else
rugged gyro
neat obsidian
You can go to the website and play in the store.
white shuttle
Kicked out, everyone on 108 can't log back in apparently
gilded sonnet
thin aurora
sour brook
Do i need log-in pack?
snow drift
Come on all I want to do is waste my time in your game
slender flume
severe zenith
My screensaver on the tablet is a screenshot from in the game so I can pretend to keep playing to avoid just this type of uncomfortable situation
placid zinc
whew. just checking to see if me starting an outpost a couple hours ago was a good idea
gentle heron
frozen sedge
It's time to play something else
Next week the new star trek game on steam
versed burrow
Maintenance package s are available from Scope LIE for only 99.99 🤣
hearty mauve
10h golden shield is set ( iam ingame)
lost trellis
That comp chest of 2x15 min repair is going to be great !!!!!!!!
main marten
The good news is if no one can get in, no one can kill my autogrinders LOL
leaden meadow
I'm surprised slowmode isn't on haha
silk oak
Боклуци, осъзнавате ли, че съм на 10 място на сървъра си и мисля, да ви спирам? Това е пародия на игра, повече пари от мен, няма да видите! Даже, не заслужавате, да пиша на вашия език!
gaunt terrace
Game down? Nothing in the official announcement channel
ivory hollow
I'm guessing the servers are down again
normal elm
copper swallow
twilit lintel
onyx root
I can't log in to sever 32
native slate
night frigate
Logged back in... Auto disconnect immediately
novel ingot
They should know better by now not to plug the server into the same outlet as the toaster oven
soft pine
slow isle
I'm surprised slowmode isn't on haha
same, haven't had so many people posting in a long time now here
still harbor
Server 143 cant login
marsh flare
gray sundial
shut prairie
Soo...is it game wide?
scarlet hare
<@&509690795536941056>
Can EU have golden shields up please
candid tapir
Who break the game
placid zinc
meager yarrow
frozen sedge
those emergency rations give a lot of lat.
I rather have a 99$ pack of my choice
rustic wraith
Soo...is it game wide?
Seems to be
heavy idol
@heady moon can we have an impromptu incursions and turn only 109 back on? I could use some sigma stuff
twilit lintel
👆🏿
deep fossil
I rather have a 99$ pack of my choice
see they like money too much to do that
versed hamlet
For a game that generates so much revenue, these constant server issues are a joke.
ruby quail
hot token
Funny that repair still works.
grim merlin
It's really time to quit this game one's and for all 🤣 its a really big sign that scoply can't do there job
onyx root
Scopley broke the game they just had a maintenance day go figure
gentle raft
I hear the Greenland server is work fine ..
half shell
You may be entitled to compensation
snow drift
On the bright side there is no lagging😂
lone shell
twilit lintel
charred hound
And no Official Statement yet
amber ingot
winged vector
It's time to play something else
See you in the other Game....
thorny rose
Good news, Webstore is still working, go buy more packs
wraith plover
dog this game is jacked up maaaan let me tell ya lol
native slate
dull mason
https://tenor.com/view/mirror-kira-major-kira-laugh-kira-nerys-gif-21799988
I'm watching the last ds9 Now
meager yarrow
See you in the other Game....
Love that game
green panther
I was back in for long enough to put a day shield up
glass heath
Time to play FarmVille
celest gyro
I unable to log in it anymore.
terse dew
gaunt terrace
Somebody found a player advantage that needed to be shut down IMMEDIATELY
obtuse sonnet
Good news, Webstore is still working, go buy more packs
Exactly
lol
spice socket
code clean up on isle 5
ruby quail
placid zinc
See you in the other Game....
How much is it to play?
celest gyro
Update broke game?
restive frost
Still cannot log in
latent lodge
There's this thing called a mirror server where you test an update before pushing it live. You're welcome. Please send compensation for this advice or a bill will be sent.
half shell
I hear candy crush is good
slender flume
dusk galleon
cyan marlin
Somebody found a player advantage that needed to be shut down IMMEDIATELY
Killing orion ships with suder?
hidden locust
rose sphinx
<@&509690795536941056> EU Servers down. Red alert
worthy shell
winged vector
How much is it to play?
Free2Play, but you can buy Ships Packs/Material too.
twin osprey
You can't put too much water in a server!
green ginkgo
Is a good job discord isn’t run by Scopely or we would not even be able to amuse ourselves with memes
ruby quail
fickle sonnet
There's this thing called a mirror server where you test an update before pushin...
We are the mirror servers
cedar eagle
gusty raft
How star trek time lines running 🤣🤣🤣
twilit lintel
thorny sorrel
heavy idol
https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-gif-26181815
What's that green stuff?
urban grove
Sorry everyone, it's my fault. I actually set time aside to catch up on a few in game things and Scopely said nope
winged vector
<@&509690795536941056> EU Servers down. Red alert
inner aurora
hearty mauve
<@&509690795536941056>
Can EU have golden shields up please
they did - 10h
meager yarrow
We are the mirror servers
They are probably actually working
wraith plover
copper yacht
stark sage
soft pine
hidden locust
What's that green stuff?
no clue. stay safe inside
still yacht
Got in for 1 min only to be booted 🤣
unique gust
marsh flare
indigo fjord
Can’t log in why?
exotic dome
Game over, please insert coin!
rustic wraith
Poor community managers probably all hiding in the bathroom hoping we all get board and go to bed
gloomy parcel
multible services are down
pastel knot
they did - 10h
negative, i'm ingame and no 10h shield
meager yarrow
Love the avatar. I’m saja boys all the way
simple osprey
Please fix game so I can play. Cannot log in.
leaden meadow
timid current
foggy storm
This is more depressing than watching spurs right now
gloomy parcel
its not the game
fierce niche
half hornet
it's AI rebelled
wraith moat
If scopley have put the game into maintenance they could have told us. All servers down by it self is well maybe time for all of us to quit.
proper hinge
hearty mauve
negative, i'm ingame and no 10h shield
same and there is
gloomy parcel
its something like AWS going down again
rustic wraith
Can’t log in why?
EU and US servers failed
deep forum
winter path
Yep games crashed
woeful compass
<@&509690795536941056> get those shields up ASAP please
half shell
slender flume
glossy tree
I’m locked out of the game
placid zinc
Free2Play, but you can buy Ships Packs/Material too.
Are they $99 and you need 5 to make a ship competitive?
winged vector
Can’t log in why?
EU Server are having issues. It's save to say that this will be a long, long night.
elfin stump
frig sake, really 😂
gusty raft
New updated glitching avaliable in store $99.99
gloomy parcel
guuuuys its not the game, Multible other websites are also down
placid zinc
Oh it’s the US servers too
torpid flame
slender flume
last spear
This is more depressing than watching spurs right now
It's not that bad
dark bane
half hornet
who pressed the wrong button ?
hot willow
So its not just me that cant log in?
rare wedge
ruby quail
supple sigil
wraith moat
Ah so it the servers that host the game that are down.
hidden locust
This is more depressing than watching spurs right now
no its not. its entertaining @foggy storm think we part off some expirement by now
compact grove
EU Server are having issues. It's save to say that this will be a long, long nig...
I think it's all servers. US is down
pastel knot
same and there is
torpid flame
gloomy parcel
guuuuys its not the game, Multible other websites are also down
guuuuys its not the game, Multible other websites are also down
guuuuys its not the game, Multible other websites are also down
proven geyser
copper swallow
still harbor
Omg never seen a worst work than this 
elfin stump
😂
gusty creek
Wow the severs have crashed. Who would of thought that could happen 🤔
hearty mauve
fierce niche
slender flume
worthy shell
placid zinc
Let’s get those clown and poop emojis at historic levels
azure quest
Lmao what did that maintenance do
gilded basalt
ruby quail
wear the comepo
ivory hollow
I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue
barren hound
1 hour shield! 
twilit lintel
dapper raft
So wassup my homies. 
pastel knot
<:facepalm:631873746549997568>
lucky for me that i just put an 1d shield, just in case
tiny ivy
azure quest
guuuuys its not the game, Multible other websites are also down
Which ones?
gritty tundra
O boy.. they say they looking into it and we get a1 hour shield... get a grip
ruby quail
surreal token
wary rune
you can log in for 99.99
atomic ginkgo
I guess the $99.99 bug free pack did not work
compact grove
We've been graced with golden show... I mean shields
winged vector
I think it's all servers. US is down
Oh, in such a case i wish the best to our American Brothers/Sisters too
latent bronze
slate patio
#⭐-official-announcements message ….. hmmm….. whatever clued you into this?
hidden locust
more salt and memes plss. need to fill up my bag.
dusky lodge
Back on for twenty seconds then off again… Scopely your a bunch of clowns
winter path
3 hrs maintenance. Ade it crash lol
split dagger
That was some peak maintenance update 🤣
slender flume
warm osprey
@heady moon I have players going to bed now, one hour golden shield won't help them. Please make it 12h
slender flume
3 hrs maintenance. Ade it crash lol
As it always does
ruby quail
twilit lintel
agile brook
fervent saffron
I was just talking about the 12 hour game shut down from a few years ago last night, them this. Anyone on Kelshi taking bets on how long it will be down?
fierce niche
spring delta
Oh wow a 1 hr shield for a rookie mistake
rough delta
Maybe they created more issues then anything with this maintenance
still harbor
They're looking into it 😂
mellow panther
What? An hour's protection? How generous—it's not like we've been experiencing lag for a week and no one can fix the error, so the login error will surely be fixed in an hour. 🥸
soft canyon
leaden meadow
guuuuys its not the game, Multible other websites are also down
Does it matter? Yeah AWS is having issues but it's the 6th day in a row with issues
north cave
reports of “some” players not being able to log on…. L M F A O
waxen pine
@heady moon one hour peace shield! Some of us will be in bed if it lasts any longer - 12 hours minimum needed
arctic river
fallow parrot
just shutdown the servers for good, your money pig will always be Pokémon Go anyway 😂😂😂
gloomy parcel
Which ones?
streamable for example
slender flume
placid zinc
The 1 hour shield will negate your existing shield after it drops probably
fading belfry
looks like s80 just crashed again
glacial marten
@heady moon Its night time in EU, we need at least 12h gold shield
upbeat crown
twilit lintel
leaden meadow
just shutdown the servers for good, your money pig will always be Pokémon Go any...
Nah monopoly go makes a lot more money
hot token
Well it can't be AWS, it says it's fine. 🤣
copper yacht
The way this Arc is going, this month is going to be the biggest comp chest the game has ever given out
kind dragon
Hammy I am gonna need some rations 😂
restive frost
I pick the wrong day to quit smoking!
slender flume
jaunty holly
what ever you just did, undo it
stiff tapir
1hr shield you better be quick scopely
still yacht
Problem is we deserve compensation for t me lost
heady moon
<@955524195280904224> Its night time in EU, we need at least 12h gold shield
Will pass on
golden bridge
1h golden shield, WE ARE NOT IN THE USA...!!!
placid zinc
1hr shield you better be quick scopely
They are known for their speedy results
twilit lintel
wispy finch
Cannot log in
gaunt granite
just shutdown the servers for good, your money pig will always be Pokémon Go any...
Love PoGo 😂
ruby quail
how amout workng game
dull mason
hello
Slowmode
nimble rune
1h shield? really @heady moon ? It‘s nighttime here in Europe… make it an 8h shield please 🙏🏼
coral girder
Can those loosers do anything right? 😡😡😡
spring junco
@heady moon Hawks Hammy A 1 hour golden shield , you do realise it is bed time in most EU countries
slender flume
winged vector
I pick the wrong day to quit smoking!
I can only imaging what is currently going through the Guys/Girls that are getting called in to fix this mess.
fleet sun
The way this Arc is going, this month is going to be the biggest comp chest the ...
Still waiting for the one we were promised Friday
ornate citrus
lucid sphinx
Hurry up <@&509690795536941056> !!!
You are already 2 compensation chest late
delicate dragon
Class action...
wispy finch
Cannot log on
broken condor
onyx root
If it is not the game then how can some of you alliance able to log in but I am not able to
barren hound
<@955524195280904224> Hawks Hammy A 1 hour golden shield , you do realise it is...
This!
woeful tundra
Errrrr
fading belfry
yep. can't log back in on s80
gloomy parcel
cloudflare is down
placid zinc
Best I can do is maybe twice a month
heavy idol
Slowmode?
stiff tapir
12hr shield would be more appropriate
woeful tundra
Game off!!!!!!
rough delta
They're basically making stfc unplayable
muted tartan
Got logged in for about 1 min. Then kicked again 🤬🤬🤬
slender flume
cyan cypress
Just reboot your phones and then you'll easily log back 🥳
inland marsh
wow, the updates that are being made cause more problems than the Aston Martín from two years ago hahaha, 1 step forward and 3 steps back
near bloom
This feels relevant.
jaunty holly
They are known for their speedy results
oh, the moment something is in player benefit, or the cash store doesn't work, you bet its fixed or nerfed in minutes
arctic river
spring delta
Well there goes my lunch break lol what a joke scopely
timber sparrow
https://tenor.com/view/ren-%26-stimpy-history-eraser-button-you-fool-space-madness-space-cadet-ren-%26-stimpy-history-eraser-button-space-madness-the-adventures-of-commander-höek-and-cadet-stimpy-gif-7878263437404491009
Someone decided to find out what the button would do
tawdry tulip
I got in again and booted again
peak sedge
Shield is irrelevant if nobody is in game lol
winter path
Can we add this compensation to the other 4 compensations you still haven’t given us
jaunty holly
Y'all hiring? I can't code either.
slender flume
heavy idol
This feels relevant.
Won't get my moneys worth til I'm paid to play
slender flume
still elbow
really? Again you bunch of AI Homies messed up again ? and again? and again? and again...
modern eagle
And the server goes crashy crashy lol
jaunty ruin
Time to buy a cursor license and refactor 😄
fading belfry
just saw that cloudflare is in trouble atm
still harbor
One hour??? One hour golden shield? Are you kidding me??? What if i have to go sleep now becouse tomorrow i need to go work and my shield expire soon????
ionic bolt
coral girder
And by the way, keep buying packs! 🤣
elfin stump
Someone forgot to pay their broadband bill 😂
nimble widget
simple violet
One hour peace shield? Is that a joke? It should automatically be overnight
vale apex
🤷🏻♂️😂game over
modern eagle
marsh flare
gilded basalt
magic vessel
<@&509690795536941056> One hour? Are you out of your minds? I'm going to sleep now. If I have an empty base tomorrow, you can shove that game where the sun don't shine. 😆
arctic river
warm cove
In out and out you shake it all about you. Do the Skokie cokey and you turn around that's why you can't log in
low tapir
Every month this happens yet everyone is always surprised
lofty jay
Shop servers running if someone wants 😜
slow isle
Shield is irrelevant if nobody is in game lol
Euros wanna sleep in peace though
slender flume
steep phoenix
white saffron
Cool they have no idea whats going on, so sure theirbfix it during 1hr gold shield 💩
sterile parcel
Bye bye STFC. What shall we all play now ?
woeful tundra
sterile parcel
winged vector
wow, the updates that are being made cause more problems than the Aston Martín f...
I mean it's a great PR Stunt: Screw the Game so badly up that the media has to write about the Game going to hell /s
deft lance
Cloudflare and AWS are both having serious issues right now.
humble axle
Shield is irrelevant if nobody is in game lol
or for the people that are going off-line to sleep or work that can't get back on
cyan marlin
elfin stump
wow, is this a record amount of memes or the norm, 😂
bronze jasper
Pay to protest? Yeah sounds like scopely
ruby quail
umbral willow
Seriously
spare lichen
1 hour shield who are you kidding? I'm not going to spend my night waiting for the game to work. It would be time to think about running the game correctly before wanting to make money
feral solar
@heady moon I'll be going to bed soon, 21:00 UK time and I'm up for work at 04:30.
So when your pointless virtue signalling 1 hr shield drops, and i'm in bed so can't re-shield, then get raided.. presumably you'll reimburse me??
Utterly clueless, and useless.
still elbow
Cloudflare and AWS are both having serious issues right now.
mimimimi
copper swallow
twilit lintel
google search is crazy
frozen sedge
twilit lintel
slender flume
scarlet hare
@heady moon
Seriously 1 hour shields is not long enough for the EU servers.
It going into night time here
vale apex
Finely game over
normal elm
can anyone recommend a good game?
inland marsh
I mean it's a great PR Stunt: Screw the Game so badly up that the media has to w...
Yes
warm hedge
nocturne gate
Absolute disgrace. And a single word of compo. You do realise that this kind of behaviour will only infuriate already mad player base. 0 comunication, absoulute disgrace🤦♂️
gentle forge
I ain’t happy about this 😡 😂
jaunty holly
winged vector
wow, is this a record amount of memes or the norm, 😂
gloomy parcel
CLOUDFLARE IS DOWN
ruby quail
glad i oy 2 week shild on
warm cove
So let's get this right. The EU is due a compensation chest for all the lag issues and now they gladly kick us all out the game due to an unknown issue because of the latest update. How very scopely?
gloomy parcel
ITS NOT THE GAME
gray slate
broken vine
What a dumpster fire how about you quit pushing bs arcs and actually fix the game
jaunty holly
CLOUDFLARE IS DOWN
scopely uses AWS not cloudflare
tall igloo
Silent maintenance ……… 💥
twilit cypress
https://tenor.com/view/fainting-gif-17127870994168491341
Yes, so?
chilly cypress
rigid orchid
May be an AWS issue
stray pawn
@heady moon this isn’t just a few ppl unable to log in. The servers went down and kicked us all out of game.
arctic river
weary herald
near bloom
What a dumpster fire how about you quit pushing bs arcs and actually fix the gam...
I know you didn’t just ask that 5 years in.
heady moon
Hey! That's me. I remember being so young and full of hope...
arctic river
soft pine
hoary pike
shut prairie
Pay your power bill scopely
foggy storm
https://tenor.com/view/fainting-gif-17127870994168491341
Get up and fix it!
torpid plaza
digital ingot
fading belfry
ITS NOT THE GAME
sure looks like this outage is not scopely's fault. cloudflare needs to stableize
slender flume
jaunty holly
undone sparrow
Guys europes going to bed we need more than an hour shield
chilly cypress
onyx wolf
whole server is down
onyx root
I'm scopley kind of had to answer your message in game if I can't log in just saying
woeful compass
Hey! That's me. I remember being so young and full of hope...
working for scopely that hope goes down the drain fast
near bloom
Hey! That's me. I remember being so young and full of hope...
I feel like you may want to borrow my meme, but I feel like it might not sit well with the rules of this Discord 🤣
crystal plaza
civic spoke
AWS issues
twilit cypress
https://klipy.com/gifs/so-it-begins-raining-2
Ends
swift forge
Everyone on the Eu servers has "check your internet conection"....... yeah right
weary herald
patent willow
ornate citrus
We haven’t had the lag comp yet. Please don’t go making more errors and rolling the chests together so we get a lower compensation for the ineptitude and inadequacy.
cyan marlin
sure looks like this outage is not scopely's fault. cloudflare needs to stableiz...
But we still should get a compensation gift 🙂
gentle forge
🙈
brazen rapids
spiral jetty
And that’s the story of Christmas
hexed glacier
jade geyser
normal elm
Hey! That's me. I remember being so young and full of hope...
if the game is not up in the next hour can you extend EU shields till EU 8am please? we will be going to sleep soon
fading belfry
But we still should get a compensation gift 🙂
I like your way of thinking!
thorny hill
We need decent compo for this dumpster fire none of this crap we usually get
near bloom
working for scopely that hope goes down the drain fast
Playing their games too, and Hammy does both 🤣
soft pine
weary plank
@heady moon can we get a rethink ilon the shield time for eu? We'd like to sleep at some point over here 😂🍻
near bloom
if the game is not up in the next hour can you extend EU shields till EU 8am ple...
If you let me know which server and which system you’re in, I can arrange something.
shell shoal
Time to go back to my Star Wars game!!!
near bloom
Not a shield, but something.
burnt briar
heady moon
Get up and fix it!
mystic ivy
woeful juniper
leaden orchid
AWS issues
Exactly why I said they didn't pay Amazon bill
wheat oracle
@heady moon please set shields now, long enough to last through the night.
12hrs to be safe.
I, and I imagine others, want to go to bed…
not going to come back online tonight even if the dumpster fire gets extinguished…
heady moon
if the game is not up in the next hour can you extend EU shields till EU 8am ple...
That's the plan.
slender flume
strong nacelle
normal elm
Not a shield, but something.
i know you're not playing 😛
wise gate
Hi all,is a issues on EU servers?
fierce niche
weary plank
Hi all,is a issues on EU servers?
All servers
heavy idol
Hey! That's me. I remember being so young and full of hope...
Don't be upset hammy, you're still full of hope 🎉
ornate citrus
State of the game can be measured by the number of memes per second posted in this channel. We are currently at a 20 per second level melt down.
lament pier
Scopely smashing update day again 😂
civic spoke
Hi all,is a issues on EU servers?
yes. amazon down.
burnt briar
opal turret
They should give us really big compo chest because the game kinda unpayable since arc started
near bloom
i know you're not playing 😛
I still have a half decent account on most servers in archive 🤣
rich shell
is Star Trek Fleet Command down for maintenance and how much longer
acoustic orbit
Scopely forgot to pay the bills for the servers…
topaz flame
What's the issue now??
slow isle
Ben left and now this, he made the right call
slender flume
soft pine
sterile parcel
https://tenor.com/view/aws-aws-meme-aws-burn-money-gif-15775324041711530961
This certainly ain’t Scopely
broken vine
Actually In breaking finance news Scopley has gone bankrupt. You will all need to find a new game to donate to.
simple violet
That's the plan.
Should be automatic. A lot of people are not going to be able to shield, and don't have an hour to wait
burnt briar
marsh flare
slender flume
wise gate
Failed to login
fading belfry
I'm back in on s80. 1 hour gold shield is up
odd junco
Couldn't get my bp points for mining so there goes the months treasury shards
warm cove
Hi commanders,
once again we want to apologise for the massive inconvenience that we are causing to your gameplay. This is due to no fault of our own because the game is full of as a lot of you plays have said stuff that doesn't need to be in the game old content that hasn't been taken down well unfortunately we are looking into this problem and we do not concur. Therefore, we have decided to take the game down while we look for other possibilities of why players card locking which means unfortunately we have had to kick everyone else out of the game. We hope you do understand. Thank you for your cooperation and once again we apologise for any inconvenience caused.
Kindest regards
Scopley bug team
still elbow
But we still should get a compensation gift 🙂
dream on
amber fiber
Wasn't Scopely supposed to work on stability again? Well, that seems to have backfired spectacularly. Truly sad.
slender flume
warm sparrow
surreal token
So if this is due to AWS, it's one of the rare times where Scopley sucking isn't the cause, give Ham a break
still harbor
Idk if i was just Lucky or what but I was able to login using 5g instead of wifi
near bloom
Should be automatic. A lot of people are not going to be able to shield, and don...
Have they tried arranging their day better around these failures?
steady mountain
errrrr?
obsidian drum
hidden locust
Wasn't Scopely supposed to work on stability again? Well, that seems to have bac...
well its stable offline
strong nacelle
So is everyone scrapping shops by chance? 😆
slow isle
Wasn't Scopely supposed to work on stability again? Well, that seems to have bac...
well bug and lag stabilized into daily issues
latent saffron
Hence why we haven't got the comp chest yet, they'd have to give one/day with the current state of this "game"
exotic dome
I really hope Scopely will never build a real starship.
fierce niche
hot token
sure looks like this outage is not scopely's fault. cloudflare needs to stableiz...
Where do people get real information about that? Cloudflare and AWS insist they are fine. Cloudflare outage center says 0 problems in North America.
burnt briar
Hi commanders,
once again we want to apologise for the massive inconvenience t...
it in the end really is our faults for playing this game
vapid sun
apparently my internet connection must be down since the game no longer lets me log in...lol
ornate citrus
normal elm
I still have a half decent account on most servers in archive 🤣
you can have my loot, force you to go back to playing to keep it safe smiles in Quads
soft pine
near bloom
Wasn't Scopely supposed to work on stability again? Well, that seems to have bac...
They tried, then realised they couldn’t monetise it.
fading belfry
server is in yellow alert so it may not hold long
heavy idol
it in the end really is our faults for playing this game
You're making too much sense
elfin stump
why does it seem to be always the EU servers?
winged vector
Quick the Store still works. Everyone go and get...
tall igloo
Investigation à la scope
vast finch
From Scopley: The team is investigating the player reports of not being able to login to the game. they noticed it early on......End of sarcasm
hoary tundra
simple violet
Investigation à la scope
The difference is... That actually works 🤣
shell shoal
Oops there gos another 60000 players
strong nacelle
Quick while the web store is still working, everyone go grab this!
covert ember
i actually got kicked out while i was logged in lol
burnt briar
You're making too much sense
we are all textbook def insane for expecting a different outcome daily from scopely
tepid axle
Servers up yet? Or are they crashing like Starfleet Academy’s ratings?
rugged mason
should be the COMP PACK
soft pine
near bloom
Oops there gos another 60000 players
Jokes on you they don’t have 60,000
heavy idol
we are all textbook def insane for expecting a different outcome daily from scop...
This is true
chilly cypress
coral girder
Gouy, its us and not them. Everyone check your internet connections and do not spit baseless accusations of this big and high quality game dev team 🤣
gentle sable
we are all textbook def insane for expecting a different outcome daily from scop...
and those that are still dumping $ into are another level of addiction
faint flint
Should have said earlier today during maintenance, to mark my word. The can only repeat: vote with your wallet to show them it’s not going on like this. But I guess as long as there are shills, it’s gonna stay like this.
winged vector
should be the COMP PACK
You know what, by now they really should consider that the upcoming and/or current Treasury Chest should be a compensation.
near bloom
and those that are still dumping $ into are another level of addiction
A reminder
mystic ivy
What ??????
amber fiber
Scopely couldn't possibly provide enough compensation chests to quell the frustration. It's a real shame. But maybe Scopely wants to ruin the game because the players have been milked dry.
soft pine
tropic wadi
@heady moon
covert ember
is litreally no one able to log in right now
rotund garnet
1h shield. Great. U Are the best 
solid sparrow
wanton chasm
lament mantle
I was just able to log back in
charred island
just the full battlepass + premium again for everybody seems fair to compensate this much of incompetence
heavy idol
Btw can the default message be changed from "check your Internet connection" to "we done goofed" pls
fading belfry
<@955524195280904224>
I'm in on s80, but it's not stable
weary herald
solid sparrow
Looks like its AWS and Cloudflare issues
brittle ledge
Compensation log is backed up since last summer. Can't afford to divert employees to work the real problem.
amber fiber
Scopely couldn't possibly provide enough compensation chests to quell the frustration. It's a real shame. But maybe Scopely wants to ruin the game because the players have been milked dry.
ornate citrus
rough wharf
Another great update day.
chilly cypress
deft lance
marsh flare
topaz flame
vagrant vapor
weak spruce
its funny most off dont play day by day but you ned
amber fiber
Scopely couldn't possibly provide enough compensation chests to quell the frustration. It's a real shame. But maybe Scopely wants to ruin the game because the players have been milked dry.
weak spruce
attention
faint flint
@wanton laurel how you enjoying the game, being down? Guess the 45 minutes were enough to leave scorched earth 😋
hot token
https://downdetector.com/status/aws-amazon-web-services/
Anybody can report that though, even people who have no idea what they are reporting.
gilded basalt
unkempt parcel
slender flume
acoustic orbit
trail pier
ruby quail
seams to be pc realted
gentle sable
Looks like its AWS and Cloudflare issues
every other online service is working just fine
winged vector
slender flume
jolly portal
<@&509690795536941056> congratulations, instead of fixing the EU lag server, now you even broke the login servers, AGAIN
fading belfry
as much as I point the finger at scopely first, this one does not look like their issue. they are waiting like the rest of us
shell relic
amber fiber
Scopely couldn't possibly provide enough compensation chests to quell the frustration. It's a real shame. But maybe Scopely wants to ruin the game because the players have been milked dry.
marsh flare
barren hound
winged vector
covert ember
is there anyone who is able to login right now
fierce niche
bronze jasper
<@&509690795536941056> congratulations, instead of fixing the EU lag server, now...
Ain’t no lag, if no one can log in
ruby quail
just got back in on 114
fading crow
gilded basalt
Did Scopley let Karen code again
night mortar
Good grief...really? Bumped out of the game now like everyone else
versed hamlet
As long as they can continue to get money out of people, Scopely won't care about giving us a fully bug free game.
chilly cypress
amber fiber
Scopely couldn't possibly provide enough compensation chests to quell the frustration. It's a real shame. But maybe Scopely wants to ruin the game because the players have been milked dry.
mortal jewel
@heady moon
Was able to enter the game on my iPad... for a minute, and got a connection Issue popup
solid sparrow
every other online service is working just fine
400+ people reporting an issue with it usually means some kind of issue. I obviously have no idea what it could be, but it does look like something is affecting AWS, as plenty of other services that use it are also reporting issues on the downdetector page.
ashen walrus
Oh look, can't login.
muted tartan
Get logged in for 5 mins then get kicked
torpid cobalt
Bk online
civic geyser
Seriously I think scopley really need to figure what’s going wrong with the game atm , as this just seems to going issue to the next there seems to be no stability in the game
winged vector
Ain’t no lag, if no one can log in
gentle sable
as much as I point the finger at scopely first, this one does not look like thei...
you have to be kidding me? hours after 'maintenence' the game has issues? ask yourself this, has this happened before? How many times has this happened? Is it a regular occurance?
covert ember
yeah same i loged in for like 2 min then kick
deep forum
Plan B for the evening then. 😴
deft lance
sharp pelican
Get logged in for 5 mins then get kicked
You didn’t buy the right prime
peak flax
wanton chasm
Bug number: 2345566778876655433223456667778888765441.5
acoustic orbit
Definitely not AWS…
covert ember
i dont think anyone can log in right now
soft pine
fading belfry
you have to be kidding me? hours after 'maintenence' the game has issues? ask y...
I agree it is almost always scoeply these days, but I don't think it's them this time
slow isle
hot token
If it's Cloudflare and AWS, neither of them have any idea of how to monitor their performance.
whole robin
So was that the second or third major issue today? 🤣
warm hedge
someone picked up the phone and messed up scopely Server dial up connection...
spring delta
6 more hrs till we can login again lol
chilly cypress
placid zinc
the issue with monopoly's like amazon make it where everyone is dependent on their servers. the issue with monopoly GO is that scopely sent all their coders there instead of leaving any here
green olive
Come on, we problaby get 500k parsteel And a 4hr shield.
faint flint
Seriously I think scopley really need to figure what’s going wrong with the game...
Nah, as long as money is coming in, they gonna ride that dead horse as long as possible. Only when people stop spending even for the BP, they might realize they have to REALLY act,
split flicker
Can we have our Comp box yet?
sullen solstice
karmic inlet
peak flax
stark ibex
Reinstalled no difference can't log on
young acorn
Update your games
copper yacht
as much as I point the finger at scopely first, this one does not look like thei...
All issues are Scopely issues, its their name on the game, even if it's ultimately an AWS issue.
cyan marlin
Reinstalled no difference can't log on
very brave
rocky escarp
Lots are down
simple violet
as much as I point the finger at scopely first, this one does not look like thei...
That part you are probably right about. The whole 1 hour peace shields though. That's ALL scopely.
mossy cedar
It just kicked my again and won’t let me log on. Come on!
white saffron
This is because someone, not to name Steve, forgot to update the game client. So all are now waiting him to do it.
keen wraith
Good job Scopely
unkempt parcel
hot token
https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
severe yarrow
Scopelys player base....
young acorn
Update your games
marsh flare
chilly cypress
quasi gorge
I hope they’re going to give us all golden shields.
slender flume
young acorn
I hope they’re going to give us all golden shields.
one hour shields
weary herald
winged vector
Lots are down
near bloom
Reinstalled no difference can't log on
There is a difference, now you can’t log in to a new account on a new server.
mint trellis
Got in for a minute on 21 and then it went down again. Funny thing is there was in game news about being unable to log in! 😂
scarlet hare
GUYS ON EU SERVERS
Ive managed to log in by not using wifi but phone data.
Enough time to put shields up and recall ships
lofty snow
#🌌-galaxy-chat message the end is near 😄
green olive
Lets blame jeff bezos. He started it all
🤓🤓
wet junco
peak sphinx
Quick the store still works
jaunty wigeon
Problem is, even if it's not Scopely's fault directly, the amount of faults they have made mean we have no patience left.
nimble glade
wanton pecan
Scopely—- sorry for the servers going down, here is a 5min compensation gift.
young acorn
Update your games you uncultured people
latent saffron
Time for another investigation !
strange edge
Can’t log in why?
Yes easily Tetris / Montezuma 😂
dark tartan
Scopely devs right now....
soft pine
spring junco
It's not AWS
slim condor
Update your games you uncultured people
updated and still not working lol
young acorn
updated and still not working lol
Manually ?
chilly cypress
Quick the store still works
Multi tier prime 70 levels,
winged vector
Problem is, even if it's not Scopely's fault directly, the amount of faults they...
I mean it only does currently reflect the status of the Game that even errors that are not caused by them are put on their agenda.
royal lotus
timber sail
did skynet just become self aware?
coral girder
Uninstall helps with the games instability 🤣
slim condor
Manually ?
yep
whole robin
Well I was back in game but it seems login server is dead again
weary herald
young acorn
My apologies then
warm hedge
did skynet just become self aware?
yeh first thing it did was delete STFC lol
hot musk
GUYS ON EU SERVERS
Ive managed to log in by not using wifi but phone data.
Enoug...
You got lucky then. Not working for me on 5G
deft lance
It’s the combination of Cloudflare and AWS outages that are making this problem bigger than just a single source outage.
gleaming palm
solid sparrow
It's not AWS
AWS is a BIG service. Not all of it has to be down for some of it to be down.
ruby quail
wet junco
green olive
did skynet just become self aware?
Skynet and scopley running it all.
What could go wrong?
🤭🤭
subtle vortex
They still havent fixed the EU server lag from a week ago, even if this isnt scopely they still have alot to do 🤣
copper void
118 is up again and they've put on at least a 45 min golden shield
queen geyser
@queen jolt is this a joke? I can't login to put a shield and I am going to sleep, and I receive a 1 hour shield?
ornate citrus
Scopley are just helping everyone with their in game screen time. Cannot be grinding if they turn the game off.
gentle sable
i just checked AWS real time status, everything working there
cold summit
GUYS ON EU SERVERS
Ive managed to log in by not using wifi but phone data.
Enoug...
I’m not made of money
white saffron
<@&509690795536941056> give all 12hr shield as its bed time for eus, maybe 12hrs is enough to fix…..SOMETHING
near bloom
i just checked AWS real time status, everything working there
They’re lying.
arctic river
Hi commanders,
once again we want to apologise for the massive inconvenience t...
😐 huh
weary herald
im going to go play ARC RAIDERS!
tropic wadi
@heady moon
warm hedge
Skynet and scopley running it all.
What could go wrong?
🤭🤭
if skynet partnered up with scopely it's nothing to worry about
languid fog
Wish my wife went down this often.
chilly cypress
near bloom
I’m still happy to poke fun at Scopely, but my work phone suggests it isn’t just Scopely 🤣
fickle carbon
please for the love of all that is holy stop adding new content for a while and focus on the bugs and lag!
gleaming palm
<@1072133524905267212> is this a joke? I can't login to put a shield and I am go...
where is your base, i will guard it 👍
fading belfry
s80 still running, but hard yellow alert still
lofty jay
if I finish refinery and shops in the next 45 mins it will be 2hrs for that. 99 Dollar would be cheap for 2hrs? ^^
solid sparrow
They’re lying.
Yeah, the whole idea of DownDetector is independent reporting from the masses will be more accurate than companies reporting on themselves.
hot token
https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
FedRAMP is for US Federal Government agencies. Of which Scopely... is not.
icy granite
gentle forge
Hi commanders,
once again we want to apologise for the massive inconvenience t...
Outrageous I love it 😂
neon island
arctic river
Just build a new game at this point. SSTFC 2: Electric Dingaling
near bloom
We’re in that graph! 🤣
ruby quail
gentle sable
**please for the love of all that is holy stop adding new content for a while an...
They can't their entire income stream depends on monthly arcs and no preventive maintenence
soft pine
noble lake
**please for the love of all that is holy stop adding new content for a while an...
And quality of life, UI improvements and event overhauls oh and a better galaxy chat system
errant galleon
queen geyser
@heady moon get on running the disks 🙂
fading belfry
FedRAMP is for US Federal Government agencies. Of which Scopely... is not.
true, but if they are having one problem, they are having another
serene onyx
We in Europe heading to bed thank scopley from the bottom of our hearts for the 1 hr shield 🙏
normal elm
this is why im building my new Lego set right now, Lego no laggo 😄
topaz prism
worst company i have ever seen
amber ingot
deft lance
hearty mauve
We in Europe heading to bed thank scopley from the bottom of our hearts for the ...
1 hour of sleep - yay
near bloom
I’ve had a look at my work phone and it doesn’t look to be AWS. It’s worse.
ruby quail
heady moon
We’re in that graph! 🤣
We made it!
formal dragon
@heady moon when are we having love letters to our favourite community managers?
fierce niche
fading belfry
pale juniper
a 1 hr shield? that's a joke. should be 4 so people have time.
delicate wraith
kindred echo
It’s world war 3 at last
open marlin
Great a 1 hour shield at 10pm...
near bloom
So I turned it off and came back here.
tall igloo
surreal mesa
lol on pc im still able to play on android its a nope
gentle sable
funny how all my other online games, apps are working, but somehow AWS is only bothering STFC?
mortal jewel
Is it related to this? 😉
native sorrel
Back on
drowsy mulch
Did they layoff their entire QA team before they released this update?
hot token
true, but if they are having one problem, they are having another
Cloudlfare's outage center says they aren't. However, their outage center doesn't acknowledge the FedRAMP problem either, so...
tribal hedge
Anyone else?
ancient tree
nimble glade
leaden meadow
I’ve had a look at my work phone and it doesn’t look to be AWS. It’s worse.
Did the sharks bite the undersea cables again?
ruby quail
so when the compo
opal marsh
https://tenor.com/view/pesado-dios-mio-stressed-problematic-oh-no-gif-16079959
Things are so bad that you are forcing me to watch Olympic Ice Skating on the TV....
cold summit
They have 45 minutes or less before I try and get on!!!
near bloom
Did they layoff their entire QA team before they released this update?
Not this update, no.
gloomy mortar
Anyone else?
Yep
spiral saddle
https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status
Cloudfront is down
warm hedge
Anyone else?
nah only you...
acoustic orbit
What I find absolutely hysterical is the fact that Discord services never go down (at least in my experience)…. Maybe Scopely should take a page out of their reliability book…. 🤔
quartz spoke
nice in middle of mu run
flat cave
solid sparrow
It’s world war 3 at last
Finally lol
nimble glade
serene onyx
1 hour of sleep - yay
1hr then extended by 30min, then another 15, then 4hrs. But surprise it was actually 2hrs 🤷 🤣
uncut elk
The main thing is that the event continues. Even GTA Online seems to have better servers.
near bloom
Did the sharks bite the undersea cables again?
Somewhere between those two on the scale of “oh Jesus” and “I’m not even gonna bother updating my resume”
civic geyser
slender flume
Did the game go down again? Right after I hit someone's ship 🤣
white parrot
Aaaaannnnndddd.. I can’t log in!!
latent lodge
Test code BEFORE launching patch
compact grove
Hmm, Monopoly Go is working just fine. Guess we're not buying enough packs for working servers
whole robin
Good for 1 week
hot token
https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status
that literally was just added, I was already looking at it and it wasn't there. Evidently Cloudflare and AWS also wait for employees to post problems, rather than using automated monitoring.
slate patio
I got in…. For 60 seconds.
storm swallow
Scopely have gone from worse to even worse
chilly cypress
tall igloo
gentle flame
I’m expecting to be back at OPs1 after this.
hot laurel
Me, 54512
copper swallow
tropic wadi
snow drift
sever 38
stray solstice
Hey scopley why don't you just send weekly bonus chests with your updates. Wouldn't it be easier?
leaden meadow
Somewhere between those two on the scale of “oh Jesus” and “I’m not even gonna b...
Well spill the beans man 😉
spiral saddle
that literally was just added, I was already looking at it and it wasn't there. ...
Their SLA wouldn't be able to handle automated alerts 🤣
heady moon
This is all Jeff Bezos' fault!
ruby quail
and booted
slender flume
This is all Jeff Bezos' fault!
Gang get back to work 😭✌️
tall igloo
Amazon Sell out?
winged vector
I’m expecting to be back at OPs1 after this.
solid sparrow
This is all Jeff Bezos' fault!
Tell him to buy more packs!
normal elm
hot laurel
Maybe a Prime Login pack - so your login works
slender flume
ruby quail
well that my game done for to night
acoustic orbit
This is all Jeff Bezos' fault!
What if it was the update patch from scopely that caused the AWS issue…. 😝
copper swallow
floral forge
lethal heart
fading belfry
that literally was just added, I was already looking at it and it wasn't there. ...
the way I look at stuff, is if any one major service has reported an outage, then I know to start running from the snowball 🤣 and if the word DNS is used anywhere, I go take a nap
ruby quail
robust wigeon
simple violet
This is all Jeff Bezos' fault!
Maybe, but it's scopelys decision to do a one hour peace shield, when it should just be all night
worn sky
I just can’t pretend to understand it anymore
tame cypress
hello hammy. pls put us all 24h shield and recall miners pls. i dont want to feed dogs
solemn plaza
This is all Jeff Bezos' fault!
Can probably blame Matthew Prince too.
rapid carbon
slender flume
Yeah put a 12h on atp
upper harbor
Nice @queen jolt , we still didnt get promised chest for last week issues and game is broken again
storm swallow
How many comp packs do think we are due? Still waiting for the one from last week
sullen stream
normal elm
perfect opportunity to vote on my entry to #love-letter-to-your-favorite-ship if you can find it 🤭
hot token
Their SLA wouldn't be able to handle automated alerts 🤣
Maybe they should also learn how to operate and maintain technology???