🌌-galaxy-chat

[fading belfry]

don't you mean oh my, oh my

[iron wraith]

Comp chest = We****up chest

[arctic star]

We all down?

[night frigate]

Comp chest = Discord announcement

[fading crow]

So they’ve broken dailies as well?

[ashen briar]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-study-gif-5218205

@heady moon is working on it

[fallow sage]

Uh yeah. @heady moon I got DC'd and can't get back in

[cursive harness]

This. Constantly. Server 63 <@&509690795536941056>

[honest gazelle]

@heady moon any communication about what’s going on?

[hot dove]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[abstract fiber]

Game down?

[left sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/fehlerhaft-fehler-bugs-bug-gif-26196067

[fringe anchor]

Can't even claim chest rewards now😅 shut it down for a week, scopely, and get your shiv together

[cunning wave]

the reward for this was not transferred to the inventory

[visual bloom]

How embarrassing

[iron wraith]

@cursive harness at least they're consistant

[gloomy narwhal]

how can scoply keep F stuff up :S

[rapid dawn]

183 site down

[frank pike]

Nah, there’s more important food talk to be had instead.

[sturdy panther]

I got the bp's for the ship

[grand ice]

Login working again

[lament wasp]

sna.....

[weary plank]

Scoplay watching the servers burn

[heady moon]

Looking into it. Not maintenance.

[arctic river]

Hammy- I confirmed with my server that 95 is having lag with purchases, dailies and events.

[ashen briar]

https://tenor.com/view/one-job-you-had-one-job-loki-fail-gif-21911643

[honest gazelle]

Thank you @heady moon

[arctic river]

Its very very very slow.

[open basalt]

I just want to recall my ships and shield. Is that too much to ask....yes it is.

[rapid dawn]

This is not good

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/wembley-yawn-yawning-tired-wembley-yawn-gif-22824252

[rigid orchid]

184, chat borked, scoring laggy

[strong nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-so-true-true-trump-gif-13432126312443504841

[keen yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/alerrt-gif-24784922

[weary plank]

Buy the prime for that, if you can even do that 😆

[iron wraith]

They should be doing a bit less office social activities and a bit more DOING THEIR JOB!

[junior basin]

all events dont make any score

[faint vessel]

2nd times a charm with logging in, same with claiming gifts etc. pops an error, 2nd time lucky

[dire forge]

Where is fatu key ?

[halcyon panther]

At this point, I would put my money on things not working before expecting them to work new or old can Kent

[dusky cove]

EU 130 is kind of up but having a lot of issues

[ashen briar]

They took the day off..

[weary plank]

Broke like everything else

[junior basin]

i killed some in Rudelia but it didnt score

[earnest raven]

Probably left overs from the last event

[junior basin]

nvm

[timber valve]

Dropped a patch and went on to do team building exercises.

[stray pawn]

@heady moon now none of events are scoring

[strong nacelle]

Seems like a version control issue to me……

[umbral jay]

same

[sterile parcel]

Bost bost bost. The boss must be on holiday.

[keen yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-elmo-pyro-burn-it-down-ashes-gif-7510700295202730251

[gloomy narwhal]

so how many compensation chest are we waiting on to get for the last whiles Scoply doings?

[weary plank]

These lot couldn't get out of an escape room if the door was wide open.

[strong nacelle]

Nevermind the fact that nothing works…. Buy more packs

[kindred echo]

About 30 🤣

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/revy0398-kawaii-cat-meow-gif-23171573

[fallow sage]

I'll take 70 Mantis BPs as compensation

[keen yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpster-fire-chicago-nascar-fire-dumpster-gif-686973680180245936

[kindred echo]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-panic-run-scream-gif-17318463089547598816devs just now

[oak basin]

this is honestly one of the things that bugs me most about scopely. they don't even have the self-awareness to acknowledge that they can't push out a non-broken release, so they don't even have the mental capacity to think " Hey, it's patch day, we should like, be available, and communicate awareness of issues and intended fixes and stuff, cos if we can't not-screw-up, we can at least fix issues timely like professionals "

[fickle vapor]

Maintenance, after Maintenance stuff that worked don't work anymore 🤣🤣 we need more new things in game

[prisma citrus]

Nothing is working, as per usual.

[shy sequoia]

Maybe?

[dusky cove]

Daily scoring is also down, lovely

[light beacon]

sooo.... I completed the Lorca Swarm event, but was not credited with it in the Meta-sms. Maybe it's lagging by more than 10 minutes?

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/please-disperse-explosions-nonchalant-calm-gif-5120778

[long silo]

Should have bought the game worming pack

[kindred echo]

Everyone! Store still works oh thank god

[dusky cove]

Very likely, it seems that the servers who haven't crashed yet are hanging on by a thread

[light beacon]

never mind. it WAS lagging by more than 10 minutes. Got credit for the swarms now.

[night frigate]

Of course store works, that's the one thing you can be sure won't have any bugs

[ashen harbor]

Is the game down.

[prisma citrus]

Can I use your visa card?

[ashen briar]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-error-notification-box-ok-gif-15436537

[faint vessel]

time for a game of bug-bingo me thinks

[dull mason]

Thanks Scopley
No Scoring for Officer Recruitment event 👎🏼👎🏼

[light beacon]

got credit for it now. just took about 15 minutes.

[timber valve]

https://tenor.com/view/interrupt-bo1-cat-connection-slow-gif-13736345

[lament wasp]

Testing in production seems to be the SOP for scopley.

[misty pelican]

That was my question too

[sharp pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/fatal-error-turn-it-off-turn-it-on-reboot-computer-computer-problems-gif-12112098125948037849

[night frigate]

Don't you know that everything is tested before being released?

LOL

[leaden meadow]

game's running like dogpoo again ;p

[visual bloom]

A minor upgrade with unexpected downtime and now this ... #Quality

It is unbelievable how bad the game play has become

[lean coyote]

This game is amazing

[wide reef]

You guys can get into the game?

[lean coyote]

Great communication

Great coding

[weary plank]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sharp pelican]

No it’s quite believable, this is scopely….

[rose sphinx]

My refines are started to get good, they added more power to the game engine and hasdto shut down the randomize to bad refines servers?

[hazy hamlet]

I am currently able to log into the thinly veiled space-themed casino game yes

[lean coyote]

The hot bag of garbage

[upbeat flax]

Can someone please feed the damn hamster, this lag is horrendous

[visual bloom]

If it were only lag

[fickle vapor]

@heady moon any update on "wtfisgoingon"?

[iron wraith]

Time to troll scopely and digit on LinkedIn some more🤣🤣🤣

[sharp pelican]

@weary plank 👋

[lofty valley]

If you are even in the game, you're way ahead of 90% of other players.

[weak bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/unittest-unit-test-gif-10813141

[upbeat flax]

Start there then the new bugs, sorry I mean feature

[strong nacelle]

I blame Eco

[indigo night]

Has elon musk bought scopely? Cause that would explain the decline

[weary plank]

Hey buddy, come here to watch scoplay's attempt at matching the England football teams dissapointing performance?

[ashen briar]

And Donald's CEO?

[candid quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/ls-bezbecja-paciorek-bezbek-karol-gif-19550666

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/lag-cat-walking-not-moving-forward-gif-15348457

[shut shoal]

unacceptable

[sharp pelican]

It’s more entertaining than playing the game 😂

[indigo night]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-smoke-smoking-well-maybe-gif-12516944

[tranquil tinsel]

So swarms aren’t scoring, fatu things aren’t working.. just another day at scopley incompetence towers.

[upbeat flax]

The 90% are probably having a better experience

[west matrix]

I agree

[weary plank]

Ain't that the truth!

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-elon-musk-poor-enjoy-staying-poor-crypto-gif-5463678136555759245

[light beacon]

Did CrowdStrike employees come back to $copely after switching workplaces a couple months ago?

[faint vessel]

<@&509691205798592532>

[weary plank]

Never... gets... old....

[clever storm]

so who tests it stevie wonder ?

[granite snow]

That's a disgusting comment to make

[lofty valley]

Guess they forgot to test

[fickle vapor]

Mods will act only if store will have problem 🤣

[candid quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-gif-23756243

[ashen briar]

Scopely - Make the galaxy great again! 😂

[dusky cove]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-meme-glitch-gif-25633723

[sterile mountain]

Eco should be on the QA team for giving us that beautiful item.

[faint vessel]

i bet they'll act on this

[indigo night]

I might start playing pokemon on the gba.... at least it worked

[young quartz]

When you open a Ticket at scopley. Do you call it a ticket because it's a Raffle what bugs you fix??

[dusky cove]

let's keep it respectful to people with medical conditions

[night frigate]

So in 45 minutes, I have managed to do my *3 *4 *5 and *5 refinery, ship parts refinery and now stuck at MIrror Universe.... Each time having to restart after each and every single refine... Sometimes more than once

[stone stirrup]

<@&509691205798592532> please address this

[strong nacelle]

That would imply that they actually fix anything

[fierce fossil]

laaaaaaaaaaaaag

[faint vessel]

he works in the arc design department lol

[frank pike]

Just gonna leave this here again for people to leave feedback with since the game isn’t working, again.

https://www.darkpattern.games/game/2005/0/star-trek-fleet-command.html

[keen rune]

LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[oak basin]

it's after 2pm, they've probably gone to the pub

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/work-sucks-break-computer-ruin-gif-20267320

[shut shoal]

Thank you Moderators!

[candid quarry]

Done

[indigo night]

Yeah i havent stopped playing that... more for what to play when smoking

[ashen briar]

Chuck Norris caught them all- via his landline.

[strong nacelle]

@heady moon At this point the Fratu event should just be pulled and a comp sent

[stone stirrup]

Thanks

[minor mirage]

Game just crashed

[leaden meadow]

logged off for the night, not dealing with this again

[sterile mountain]

Well that explains some things.

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-away-gif-9278622

[stiff zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-private-from-penguins-of-madagascar-hi-wave-hey-there-gif-16043627

[hazy hamlet]

wow, disgusting to use "insane"

[latent current]

Someone pushed thag big red button again?🤣🤣🤣

[heady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/trying-try-im-trying-ball-catch-gif-5139192

[minor mirage]

Failed login again...

[blissful mist]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-angela-try-harder-hard-gif-25033514

[hot nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-the-builder-logo-intro-brick-kids-shows-gif-16663459

[clever storm]

https://tenor.com/view/working-work-gif-9209197

[cunning wave]

Is all the problems currently being worked on?

[candid quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-happy-new-year-gif-24516985

[weary plank]

Jokes @heady moon #don'tbanme

[proud parrot]

Watch how fast this gets resolved 😭😞😭

[merry lion]

Another 'updated' lag has started 🙂

[blissful mist]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-lily-lake-water-relax-gif-21614201

[misty pelican]

Is it me or is game slowly trying to implode itself today?

[proud parrot]

Update? 😂

[candid quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-corey-vidal-effortless-that-was-easy-basic-gif-20219862

[sharp owl]

Most likely before the login issues 🙂

[fluid axle]

even labour would not mess this game as much as these, then again

[fickle vapor]

All the problems is $copley so nope

[hybrid heath]

unbelievable...cant open chests ingame. WOW LAG UPDATE 123.01

[weary plank]

Next arc should just be called 'I'm broke, please fix me'

[patent cloud]

Someone in the office finally said "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

[dusky cove]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpsterfire-dumpster-fire-whats-happening-gif-22146495

[inner wave]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-star-wars-han-solo-what-an-incredible-smell-youve-discovered-smell-bad-smell-gif-25409783

[cunning wave]

I am currently retraining as an IT specialist. Application development. Maybe I can then work at Scopely 😆

[blissful mist]

https://tenor.com/view/i-always-do-darling-morticia-addams-addams-family-knitting-gif-16307540

[clever storm]

https://tenor.com/view/everything-is-fine-reign-reignwilson-gif-25357687

[lime wraith]

add some indexes to that poor database!

[fierce fossil]

when scopely claims your connection is garbage

[fickle vapor]

There is lags coz after maintenance there was no maintenance and after need to be maintenance

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-danny-phantom-sam-gif-19579229

[stark fjord]

so is this now a restart every action game 😩

[noble frigate]

Pretty embarrassing when you play a game and when they update it you're wondering how much more they will screw it up instead of looking forward to the changes.

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/the-it-crowd-moss-moss-it-crowd-it-crowd-fire-gif-25242200

[shut shoal]

The moderators are volunteers to help keep chat in line with the rules of the discord.

[opal meadow]

Eh up folks... the updating working great again 🤣🤣🤣

[sharp owl]

This clears the urge to spend on the game for a while. Cheers.

[late ermine]

Do we only get 1 aquatic system token each day ?

[oak basin]

https://tenor.com/view/still-game-sitcom-comedy-bbc-jack-and-victor-gif-7328594

[silk wyvern]

Freaking chat doesn't even work anymore.. That's usually the only thing that works when all else is broken. Well done on lowering the bar even more..

[sharp pelican]

Until you unlock the Picard refit, then it gives a second

[fickle vapor]

2 is max per day

[long silo]

Shame no one keeps scopley in line keeping the game working

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/tuxedo-cat-wave-hello-good-bye-gif-20295210

[blissful mist]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-pill-chill-rx-oprah-sp0hc-gif-24004119

[misty pelican]

Does anyone know the code to stop this Self-Destruction of the game?

[opal meadow]

Let's all go play warzone mobile... relieves the frustration here 🤣

[simple violet]

With Picard refit, and double pulls, can get up to 3 a day

[wraith plover]

Homies, I just got home from several classes. Fix the game thanks.

[late ermine]

Just used the 2 i had ... The 30 % boom gun chance is 🤣 i died both times from boom gun

[neon dew]

https://tenor.com/view/spock-press-the-button-mr-spock-star-trek-computer-gif-14744048

[shut flame]

Makes me sad I can't do the fratu event

[hazy hamlet]

only the big spender addicts, who can't help themselves due to addiction, have the power. brilliant game model

[stiff zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/game-over-insert-coins-gif-12235828

[rustic kindle]

This evening….

[sharp pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/william-shatner-captain-kirk-kirk-slap-slapping-gif-5654075405770768330

[stark fjord]

booo lag

[kindred echo]

With the money scopely makes they could hire the best coders in the world, instead…. Well enough said 🤣

[urban pine]

they don't have any power. Scopely do the minimum to keep feeding their addiction 😅

[covert reef]

So now nothing scores, well done Scopay!🤦🏻‍♂️

[neon dew]

https://tenor.com/view/pinewood-builders-pinewood-computer-core-pbcc-pb-kronos-pinewood-builders-kronos-gif-22954419

[hot dove]

Thats the least of our problems atm

[neon dew]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-load-loading-time-gif-5345658

[hybrid heath]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-fry-sign-accident-gif-7576259

[misty grove]

At least I’m not spending money on the game right now.

[queen iron]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-of-you-frog-lay-down-sad-water-gif-16568085

[paper swallow]

<@&509690795536941056> horrible lag on eu145

[misty pelican]

Please upgrade the modems 14.4k please and thank you

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/man-destroys-pc-harold-slikk-new-computer-haroldslikk-escortedcomputer-gif-23496313

[hazy hamlet]

you dont think big spender money is a factor? interesting take

[oak basin]

what if we decline to have our chill in pill form and prefer it in 5skinner form

[paper swallow]

Refinery claims time out even

[crystal plaza]

C'mon guys this has got beyond a joke ...Everything you bring to the table goes bad before the players can take a bite and its happening every day almost. you're gonna have a major dose of Game poisoning very soon at this rate and people won't come back to the table any more

[blissful mist]

https://tenor.com/view/crackerjack-nightatthe-gif-27345937

[clever storm]

https://tenor.com/view/ateu-gif-11707357242647312998

[opal meadow]

Bo l l o c ks to this game. Gonna delete account right now... amateurs the whole lot for this game pfffffft

[oak basin]

you do not get 3 a day, there are no double pulls on anything that grants delphic tokens, the max is 2.

[misty pelican]

But this discord is fire when the game is broken

[fickle vapor]

If whales stop spending for a 2-3 months it will be a huge loose

[wary thistle]

What did scoply do today exactly with this update? More lagg, more bugs, more crap.
Game is totally unplayable

[stiff zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/keet-p2p-pear-to-pear-rdbtc-peer-to-peer-gif-4342444655710501998

[silk wyvern]

Pretty much sums up the release notes. 🤣

[flat karma]

my hostiles are not getting count towards daily. Not getting points for spending temporal disruptors and premium artifact tokens in SLB

[frank pike]

Those are rookie numbers

[simple violet]

Could of swore I got them from the xindi aquatic exchanges, could be wrong I guess 😄

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-the-simpsons-at-least-you-tried-fail-failure-gif-7859548

[oak basin]

https://tenor.com/view/weed-bill-cosby-loud-dank-gif-21386927

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/this-isnt-an-airport-no-gif-26083761

[fierce fossil]

i was aiming a different country 😄

[wraith plover]

they might need to pop a 1 day shield at this point for the servers. i don't think that's clearing up end of day.

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-it-have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again-telephone-on-call-gif-15495555

[inner wave]

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-gif-5182109299625444068

[edgy cargo]

All part of Scopely plan, make the game sux so much that everyone leaves so nobody will be left to sue them when STFC shuts down permanently

[ashen briar]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-went-wrong-al-bundy-married-with-children-everythings-goes-as-plan-its-all-go-gif-23012183

[oak basin]

unless it's a tier of ship thing? like, i get one daily, one daily from the refit, and that's it, w/ t4 nx-01

[faint vessel]

they do, the only information they ask is stats about your account ie. parsteel, lat etc. once deleted it's gone permanently

[blissful mist]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laugh-lmao-gif-27296759

[bitter jolt]

Another update, another prime example of scopely's incompetence at running a live service game

[simple violet]

Could be 😄 I don't pay loads of attention to them lol, mines tier 10 and I use Leslie a few times to get a load of scrap to refine 😄

[wraith plover]

mobile game with a pc port*

[clever storm]

Scoplay you are making EA entertainment look like saints

[noble frigate]

Spent 20 min killing the krey before I noticed it's not scoring. Way to go scopely.

[halcyon panther]

Someone ping me when the game works as intended

[kindred echo]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-eating-gif-26433511 these comments 🤣

[unkempt sundial]

Noooo Hammy why do you taunt me so

[stiff zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/power-future-computer-off-gif-16037303

[turbid siren]

Please ask them to keep the sarris invasion store open atleast @heady moon

[placid zinc]

You found kray?! What system???

[timber valve]

Well, you were not killing Krey, so there's that

[pulsar portal]

Lol.... Let's create an update, release the event then cancel... Now this is quality BS

[bright mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/up-carl-fredrickson-old-stiff-arthritis-gif-26296416

[viscid fern]

This

[heady moon]

Will ask!

[weak bobcat]

@heady moon can we at least keep the Invasions store open for us to collect rewards during this time, for those who expected to get the ship this week?

[true sequoia]

No Fatus on 108

[dark valve]

Ohhh look an update. Look at all the broken stuff! 🤣🤣🤣💦

[paper swallow]

<@&509690795536941056> please leave invasion store open, a lot of people are 2 days away from getting the protrctor

[final cipher]

I hope that compo chest is 4 days worth of buying the ship bps

[spark junco]

@halcyon panther it does work as scopely intended. Its a social experiment to see how bad things need to get before people stop spending.

[fierce fossil]

oh look invasion postponed

[frank pike]

Bet you guys your account that whoever did todays patch did not build it on the most recent working build.

[fierce fossil]

who would have expected

[devout vector]

@heady moon noooo dont cancel invasion. All i need is the event store

[unique shell]

Can't say fe king?

[glad sage]

they need to keep the store open

[ornate glade]

VERY unhappy you're cancelling the Invasion...... this was the week I was getting my Protector.......

[dark valve]

5 1/2 years without a single bug-free rollout. At least they're consistent

[glad sage]

cus most of us can afford the ship

[umbral jay]

uhmm another compensation chest... same the field training

[plucky roost]

I hope they haven’t forgotten about the Premium Mirror Dust/ Syndicate XP fiasco from yesterday <@&509690795536941056>

[pulsar portal]

I remember this 100% not even a month ago😂😂😂

[lime wraith]

leave the store open but issue comp chest with patches for those of us who are running out

[placid zinc]

There isn’t even hostiles to hit to get the bps unless you wisely saved event store creds

[heady moon]

Working on keeping it open

[gray lintel]

Sorry but pauly is 0n holiday, so we have no contact with the engineering team till he gets back, by way hammy enjoy Nash ville rest of the week

[unique shell]

Absolute shambles of a company

[frank pike]

I’m so glad I captured that ss and kept sharing it until it became a thing here.

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-we-can-make-things-right-randy-marsh-stan-marsh-south-park-s13e4-gif-22806236

[bitter temple]

https://tenor.com/view/vader-noooo-gif-4825231

my invasions?!

[deft dome]

Please keep the store open. I was looking forward to getting the ship built this Thursday. I don’t want to wait another cycle

[oak fjord]

what a day

[weak bobcat]

My support ticket came back with a "team is investigating and will issue compensation chests to those players who were impacted"

[pastel knot]

"We will also be issuing a compensation chest once today's issues are resolved." that means no time soon

[noble frigate]

Litzarr lvl 55

[barren dew]

Wow. Just wow.

[fierce fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[weak bobcat]

Next week, probably

[ornate glade]

I could live with that. Keep the store open and comp us some patches and I'll be content

[languid fog]

Cheese and rice

[indigo night]

They can keep invasion store open at least.... ive almost got the ship 😆 🤣

[slim panther]

Why not working on better game performance and less lag and bugs? 🤬🤬🤬

[oak basin]

comp chest should be for both the lag and the invasion-fail, hammy

[fluid shore]

So, compensations still pending for:

Field trainings messed up
Event rewards for yesterday's Artifact Restoration SMS messed up
Server lags

[pastel knot]

you're funny

[brittle ivy]

<@&509690795536941056> Not cool at all, we were going to get the protector this invasion

[ashen harbor]

@heady moon Server 32. Became very laggy all of a sudden. The waves are scoring but it is taking almost 10 minutes for the rewards to be received. Error code 5 a lot. Have to keep restarting. I am sure you’re aware just reporting it to you.

[languid elm]

He meant to say if we tested then it would work and we wouldn’t entertain ourselves so much in discord.

[stiff zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/fixed-gif-14953349

[pulsar portal]

Why didn't they cancel GQ? it's that event that started this compensation cheat phenomenon and we want a comp chest that oozes Sorry

[boreal oasis]

i think they just figured that out

[lime wraith]

if they're going to keep the store open then they should give us some patches cause I was counting on getting more to keep buying blueprints

[fluid shuttle]

@heady moon couldn't have people unlocking the protector too quickly now can you 😜

[gilded turret]

Gutted I should have got enough from this round of events to get the ship unlocked but unless you comp a good amount of patches that's not gonna happen now 😡

[hasty tree]

Yes keep that event store open. Almost have the Protector unlocked. @heady moon

[shadow tusk]

I hope the comp chest includes 60 protector ship prints!

[fierce fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mob-riot-torches-pitchforks-gif-5859895

[late dawn]

Maybe Scopely should take a month or 2 off from adding new content and actually fix this dumpster fire they have created!!

[hazy hamlet]

agreed

[weary plank]

It would take longer

[rich mist]

https://tenor.com/view/itspoopagain-billy-madison-gif-12255879

[hazy hamlet]

and that is fine

[gray lintel]

So as they start getting fatu krey they cancel the event and then they have to undo what they did

[merry jungle]

Leave the event store up, people can unlock nsea already if you don't pull the store

[twin fog]

@heady moon This month’s launch, field training, lag, glitches, events not launching properly, invasion and incursions postponements has to be the worst in months, maybe this year. What is going on over there? Quantity wasn’t really here but neither is Quality. Something needs to change and change quickly before there’s no one left to play this game.

[abstract glade]

https://tenor.com/view/frankt-gif-23053264

Compensation chest when all is fixed, that means never?

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/fix-bug-when-i-try-to-fix-a-bug-fail-bmx-gif-8222339

[rough ingot]

comp chest better have enough loot to get the 32 protector bps I need to build it...

[late ermine]

What why....

[dark valve]

@heady moon Has anyone ever suggested to Scopely that they just roll out a compensation chest right at the front end of every update? Maybe with a little message like "Yup...here we go again"....🤣🤣🤣

[bright girder]

Just leave the Invasion event store open.

[late ermine]

My nsca protectetor ....

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/pcs-computer-fix-computers-computer-repair-yeah-i-gif-26093556

[ashen harbor]

So how many compensation chests are we due. Still waiting for the field training.

[oak basin]

ironically i just saw a post from cryptic studios saying that's what they were doing with star trek online, earlier today

[delicate wave]

💯

[heady moon]

Store is staying open. Working on a comp chest.

[frank pike]

Maybe the player base as a whole needs to push, seriously, to have content releases slowed down and demand past content actually work consistently before anything new gets thrown at them.

[heady moon]

Stop being so practical!

[near bloom]

Get behind the Mantis comp.

[crude phoenix]

call it the lube chest.

[stiff zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/patch-day-no-play-gif-4345287986193018090

[frank pike]

But, there’s only one way to really do that, and people can’t help but BUY MOAR PACKS even for crap that doesn’t work.

[earnest raven]

and the Fatu-Krey exchanges

[near bloom]

What did @long prism do?

[cinder thorn]

wow i just wasted on a wave i got no points 😡🥵

[twilit lintel]

welp i gues its time to kill more fomads for he evednt lol

[late ermine]

Well but some of us won't have the currency 😅 can we get the comp with currency and fast pretty please

[cunning wave]

=IF(ScopelyFail>100;True;False) output: True 🙄

[lime wraith]

nice that store is staying open but some of us will run out of eye patches without the events

[crisp flint]

Anyone have a list of the 1 or 2 things that actually do work

[frank pike]

Bet those people who maxed out the war room building are enjoying reaping those rewards regularly, eh?

[near bloom]

What is a war room?

[twin fog]

There are that many?

[rugged escarp]

Can we actually have events that we can play since you keep coming out with new crap but can’t fix anything that’ll let it work. It’s the same damn thing everytime! Events not working properly or at all LAG LAG LAG LAG all the time and never end LAG! Postponing events/incursions since of wait let me guess hmmmm….. LAG. Fix the damn game before releasing new content for once!! @heady moon

[civic geyser]

Already had 😢

[uneven sand]

i'm sure that's totally a coincidence. first the ISS nerf, now this. LOL.

[slim panther]

The shop always works 😜

[pastel knot]

smae here

[heady moon]

That's what I'll be pushing for.

[indigo night]

https://tenor.com/view/home-improvement-fire-blow-fail-gif-8488333

[cold linden]

I don’t get how these guys aren’t embarrassed by the way they run their business

[twilit lintel]

cough incursion also

[crude phoenix]

so thats 3 major events that are bug ridden already.. incursions, invasions and alliance store. this just really looks bad on scopes

[pine phoenix]

So like war room the invasion events getting forgotten on end
Great content
Hope it doesn't cost much develop it 😂

[oak basin]

the player base as a whole doesn't need to, only the spendiest spenderson spenderthwaites need to, cos they're the only ones whose opinions scopely has more than a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005% chance of listening to, when it comes to the playerbase

[near bloom]

Hey everyone, look!

[dark valve]

Hey man, I'm just trying to save you guys some time. You know... efficiency and all that.

[mental mauve]

scopely...

[fluid shore]

https://tenor.com/view/my-body-my-choice-arnold-schwarzenegger-junior-gif-19132812

[near bloom]

There’s a new ecom!

[uneven sand]

BURN IT DOWN

[near bloom]

Get @civic geyser

[heady moon]

Technically Invasion wasn't forgotten...

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/call-the-doctor-chef-south-park-fourth-grade-s4e12-gif-21640295

[pastel knot]

but war room was

[frank pike]

Kwality of quantity

[crude phoenix]

comp chest has free janeway then i hope

[late ermine]

Yes honestly getting 200k or 300k currency is easy but because of cd i ( think many ) always use most of it before store end 🙏 so that will be great

[twin fog]

Good point, where has war room been?

[indigo night]

Would you be embarrassed if 1000s players still spent 10,000 a month or more

[lime wraith]

comp chest should have eye patches and syndicate xp

[pine phoenix]

Same we heard about incursion 😂
For years now

[maiden blaze]

i am pretty sure, the store would work

[proud parrot]

Scoople's new fix (delete) 😂 😂😂

[oak basin]

but it's broken, like incursions. which means that if they haven't fixed it in a few months, they'll abandon it, like they did with incursions.

[crude phoenix]

whats incursion again? been a few months ?

[twilit lintel]

getting a free janeway is like asking for a free pack lol

[civic geyser]

Oi

[dusty elm]

So the new cardy female officer. Does the double shots again invading entities mean the galaxy quest ones?

[near bloom]

Incursions isn’t abandoned.

[ashen harbor]

This whole arc can be filled with alliance star bases. Seriously. What are the consequences for all of these problems. The players wanna play. They wanna pay. And you all can’t get simple things correct.

[oblique forum]

hm 2 comp chests now... waiting for the last... got 11k syndicate points not 100 dust

[near bloom]

It just isn’t coming soon.

[twilit lintel]

good luck

[grand patio]

@heady moon you've mentioned about compensation chest for this once it's resolved, but what happened to the compensation chest for the field training issue last week?

[near bloom]

Funny story!

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-money-gif-14124393094162907114

[fleet hill]

The web site works just fine

[languid elm]

There is zero proof they do a ton of testing. All evidence points to no testing.

[maiden basin]

Thank you for the comp chest good sir hope you have a wonderful day 🖖😊🍺

[indigo night]

Any one taking bets on how well the next tournament gonna go? If this months anything to go by........

[oak basin]

it's abandoned. we've had more comp chests for incursions not running than we've had instances where incursions actually ran.

[stiff zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/out-im-gif-19436371

[twin fog]

It’s not? How can they possibly have any time to work on it with all the other problems this month?

[frank pike]

Incursions, war room, alliance tournaments, invasions.

Can’t make any of them work, but we sure as 💩 are looking forward to next arcs gimmick event they will throw at us.

[fluid shore]

https://tenor.com/view/hair-club-hair-restoration-hair-plugs-before-after-gif-16154189

[primal stag]

Don't have to give out a comp chest if it's never resolved

[pine phoenix]

Some old player told me there was once a server vs server event
No one believe him

[oblique forum]

why? its offical...

[heady moon]

Been working on a WR update. Shouldn't have taken this long.

[near bloom]

It’s only abandoned if you plan to never run it again. It isn’t abandoned if you try but never succeed.

[cold linden]

People need to stop spending out of protest

[twilit lintel]

💯

[fleet hill]

Actually we have proof that they don’t test. Like actual proof

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/ultimate-d-jz-ultimat-djz-scopely-fix-it-fix-it-gif-26015541

[dusty elm]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpster-fire-gif-7182596

[indigo night]

To much competitive egos mate

[twin fog]

Oh so then it’s just insanity.

[crude phoenix]

ah was that the part where u went to another server and found veryone shielded and not participating because there was absolutely no incentive to do so

[dull mason]

Install 24hr non-removable shield's

Till you can sort out the

👉🏼 Problems... asap..!!

[twilit lintel]

don't mean ur get a comp chest tho

[unkempt sundial]

Fun scopely trick: if you say you'll give compensation chests when the issue is resolved, you never have to give them if you don't resolve it

[near bloom]

I am not sure we have any room to criticise that.

[heady moon]

FT comp should be coming out with the fix.

[oak basin]

ok but they don't seem to plan to ever run it again, they plan to say they plan to run it, then do what they actually planned instead - namely, decline to run incursions, and send out a comp chest.

[indigo night]

If at first you dont succeed, try try try try try try again.... and again... and again....

[ashen harbor]

When?????

[frank pike]

A lazy person says they will get around to doing something, but everyone knows they won’t.

[crude phoenix]

those that spend made enemies.. they stop spending they get overtaken and dealt with

[primal stag]

You do such a good job, but it seems like the team just tells you what you want so you leave them alone. As such things that you bring to them take way too long to do.

[oblique forum]

@everyone

The rewards for the **Quantum Temporal Artifact SLB and SMS **were displaying the wrong rewards and have now been updated to show Premium Mirror Dust as the rewards to players Ops 40+.

We will be sending out a comp chest with the Premium Mirror Dust to players who scored before the change was made.

OH

yes i think i get a comp chest

[twilit lintel]

💯

[abstract glade]

Can't even run already existing events, sorry but it's
R I D I C U L O U S

[heady moon]

Stop giving the team ideas.

[near bloom]

Until you do it for them, then they protest that they were just about to.

[candid vessel]

Well so much for unlocking protector this month

[twin fog]

To be fair, nothing Scopely does should ever take as long as it does. War room, incursions, alliance tournaments, invasions, field training. Just a few of the recent ones off the top of my head.

[pine phoenix]

So new stuff is good for my plan cut play time
Thx scop , with this quality you will not have a game till Xmas

[grand nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/wynonna-earp-earp-kedanea-wynonna-top-shelf-trash-gif-22035410

[digital ingot]

Can't wait for Eco to blame the players for scopey's failure again. Never forget this one.

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/animanias-emoji-animated-emojis-epic-fail-fail-gif-8685394654244266723

[unkempt sundial]

What, you don't like playing Community Manager Sim on hard mode?

[halcyon panther]

I guess since there’s nothing to do in game, everybody can just go buy Lorca

[quasi ember]

is scrap exchange staying open? i'm only 1 more exchange from the next syndicate level.

[crude phoenix]

it was an update too.. bring the wow quote

[indigo night]

https://tenor.com/view/the-it-crowd-moss-moss-it-crowd-it-crowd-fire-gif-25242200

[wispy ginkgo]

Another 💩 comp chest for continuous probldm they fail to resolve. This game is 💩 since the company sold

[oak basin]

we only have no room to criticise insanity if we perform the same actions and expect different outcomes. we're all long past the time where we'd think that scopely is capable of a bugless release, we don't expect them to listen, or fix bugs, we basically just like moaning. it's a beerless pub.

[indigo night]

Even bugs need updating after a while 😆

[paper swallow]

Tallying up broken features:

• War Room
• Incursion
• Alliance tournament
• Invasions
• Field trainings
• Voyager token mines
• Formadas (partially)

Did I miss anything?

[random wedge]

i think today must be "Hug a Bug" day

[twilit lintel]

be glad ur even get a comp chest you know they dont have to give anything tbh

[ashen harbor]

So what is the timeline for all of the comp chests owed. 2025?

[indigo night]

Voyager token mines

[twin fog]

Field training

[primal stag]

Please tell me this was when assaults came out

[quasi ember]

add useless features to that list, like starbase.

[heady moon]

This made me laugh. I appreciate it.

[main marten]

The list would be shorter if you put what does work

[digital ingot]

Formadas still broken

[hot pasture]

Field Training

[neon dew]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-sttng-the-next-generation-data-brent-spiner-gif-14162593843294193742

[night gale]

in game chat, at the moment

[high dew]

Webshop

[undone sparrow]

So let me get this right now incursions for months the alliance tournaments where a total bust and broke the game now we have canceled invasions to, honestly the games boring without somthing other to do than the boring grind events, at least give us incursions

[amber depot]

Has scopley considered replacing their programmers with ai 👀

[frank pike]

No, all these gems are from g6 release iirc

[fleet hill]

I mean killing hostels, waves, Armada, all of the Kattu fray, mirror space, need I go on?

[ashen harbor]

The list would be shorter of what actually works.

[ruby verge]

Starbases(not broken, just abandoned)

[heady moon]

That's my list of things I need to get comms for!

[cunning wave]

I play Mario 🤗

[amber depot]

Or at least some I?

[noble frigate]

Give us a gorn event I need the bps.

[indigo night]

Theres a list longer than Santas naughty list of bugs.... but its fine.... heres new ships to distract you..... oooooo shiny thing

[proud parrot]

I open the compensation chest and it was a link to another game 🎯

[dull mason]

https://tenor.com/view/picard-star-trek-cardassian-va-labarre-gif-24687592

[terse mortar]

99.99$ new pack that gives you access to Log In function

[primal stag]

It would've been funnier if it was assaults, but 4k people in g6 after a year is still pretty funny

[paper swallow]

That’s the list of things you should get hazard pay

[silver parcel]

you can wait til thursday

[twilit lintel]

star trek timeline LOL

[hot dove]

Whats that now, 3 or 4 comp chests we are waiting on? Hows that testing going Eco?

[dull mason]

O'Dear 😱

[tepid lotus]

We're going to need some comp chests for the comp chests.

[indigo night]

Monopoly go? Another loved franchise cannibalised by scopely

[noble frigate]

Had to try lol

[twilit lintel]

ur get ur free comp chest in the next 2-5 months

[prisma phoenix]

Just when you think things can’t get any worse

[hot dove]

Aged like a fine wine

[prisma phoenix]

Why don’t they just turn ten minute chests into compo chests? Would save them some time…

[oak basin]

https://tenor.com/view/buckfast-bucky-bottle-scotland-gif-13004437

[grand patio]

Thank you, I will relay this to my alliance. I've just been kicked from the game .........

[acoustic orbit]

@heady moon is website down too? Can’t claim Mission Key for SMS….

[crude phoenix]

theres always next arc. guaranteed to launch with bugs

[faint vessel]

clearing localisation usually fixes most things, in this instance it makes things 100x worse 🙈 😹

[primal stag]

I don't know if the team is being honest with you, if they tell you some of those items are priorities

[twilit lintel]

just you

[high dew]

https://tenor.com/view/developer-tester-relationship-gif-23489560

[swift anvil]

any feature in game that isnt broken or abandoned? - Quality!

[frank pike]

Another gem

[crude phoenix]

The store making money is the only priority

[frank pike]

Namely because the turnaround was that the team sure doesn’t seem to do a lot of anything

[late ermine]

Formation armada system ( some )

[halcyon panther]

At this point wouldn’t it just be easier to tell us when things actually work asintended?

[hazy hamlet]

it was gremlins

[languid elm]

I know what happened, Jeff Bezos in his lair of evil was playing around with the AWS servers. It’s all his fault.

[heady moon]

I'm seeing the website ok too...

[pine phoenix]

So never

[ashen briar]

Voyager mining (nodes)…

[twilit lintel]

the rare fomads broke on us yesterday cuz we kept doing it over and over lol

[crude phoenix]

and ppl wonder why he got reassigned ;p

[bitter temple]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-walk-away-disappear-gif-16134793

Invasion store

[heady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-just-go-with-that-mike-joy-nascar-auto-club-lets-agree-gif-18821786

[silent sedge]

Can we keep the store open the whole duration of invasions even if not fixing?

[frank pike]

I like how the last line just keeps on applying to things

[silver parcel]

the store is staying open

[silent sedge]

For now

[plain hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-checking-time-waiting-gif-11570520

[twilit lintel]

Now Everyone go outside

[pine phoenix]

Is this arc runner AI ?

[languid elm]

Hey, can we keep the store open?

[silver parcel]

outside? ew

[frank pike]

Cool, are people going to get the loot they need in a comp chest so they can use the store?

[heady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-we-can-leroy-assisted-living-we-can-do-it-we-could-do-it-gif-22006628

[crude phoenix]

it becomes stronger every arc launch ;p

[silver parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-benchwarmers-howie-nick-swardson-white-scary-sun-gif-5678800

[bitter temple]

https://tenor.com/view/vader-noooo-gif-4825231

[late ermine]

Oh yea i declare xindi aquatic are broken aswell 🤣🤣🤣 just unlocked nx01 hit two big ones died both time from boom gun suppose to have only 30 % chance..... Both tokens gone

[oak basin]

well ofc they're not being honest with him, their public-facing issue tracker is a pile of lies, why wouldn't their internal comms be?

[quasi ember]

this comment aged well...

[crude phoenix]

ah well installed warhammer. time to do some bloody butchering

[halcyon panther]

No food, no drink, no sex, no flipping switches, no hamsters in the server room

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-gif-6112271

[frank pike]

Running the store with no way to earn the stuff to use the store to even a middling efficiency doesn’t do anything for people.

[silver parcel]

at this point you should have an over abundance of stuff to exchange in the store

[languid rain]

Guess, the testers were red shirts, died first. 🤪

[bitter temple]

https://tenor.com/view/padme-star-wars-anakin-gif-5048799

[tawdry glacier]

Comp chests arent the answer to broken content Scopely. Literally 4 major features have been cancelled/delayed. Tournaments, Incursions, War Room and now invasions? glad the pay store still works though.

[oak basin]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-not-my-supervisor-gif-9919859

[paper swallow]

So running tally of things @heady moon should get hazard pay for dealing with the community:

• War Room
• Incursion
• Alliance tournament
• Invasions
• Field trainings
• Voyager token mines
• Formadas (partially)

Did I miss anything?

[pine phoenix]

That the plan
Get people to buy packs

[languid elm]

The reward is it being left open. Geez, so greedy, just want everything.

[subtle shore]

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-pips-gif-13231113663381962817

[pine phoenix]

The LAG

[faint vessel]

pauly's alt account? 🤔 😹

[twilit lintel]

cm ppl should be getting a raise after watching yall cry

[halcyon panther]

They turned on cooldown for the game

[lime wraith]

I'm almost out of eye patches so I hope we're getting more so I can keep maxing out my nsea pulls

[heady moon]

I totally forgot about the Premium Mirror dust rewards yesterday. I humbly withdraw that statement.

[frank pike]

Unless people worked the stores to maximum efficiency last time.

No exchanges possible on the armada loot for example this store run for many.

[oak basin]

well ofc it still works, how else would people buy broken content like the kir`shara?

[raw scaffold]

Freezing every time I open the ship menu. Have to open mission key three times, every time

[frank pike]

Or war room upgrade materials

[twilit lintel]

good good forget about more op 40+ stuff

[indigo night]

Right im off to do todays events....... oh wait..... maybe not...

[tawdry glacier]

Might need to play star wars outlaws instead

[twilit lintel]

just play cyberpunk it has glitches just liker this game lol

[pine phoenix]

You think it's more stabile than stfc ? 😂

[heady moon]

Whoa! Slow down. Why don't you hang out here and chat? No need to rush to events.

[languid elm]

Time to play Monopoly Go, somehow Scopely never breaks that game. 🤓

[mortal spire]

This new update is making my phone run hot

[tawdry glacier]

yes and at least its broken features are functioning 😛

[digital ingot]

Have we seen the usual excuse that it's just a VISUAL glitch and everything is actually just fine? I'm one away from Scopey gaslight bingo.

[heady moon]

We're sending out a comp chest for that.

[abstract glade]

I thought Ubisoft was bad but scopeley

[tawdry glacier]

you havent played cyberpunk in forever, I can tell 😛

[paper swallow]

Genuine as they come… probably 😜💀🐀

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/kratu-laptop-typing-gif-25686573 and i thought typing with fat paws was difficult.....

[hallow moss]

Knock knock

[silver parcel]

i need to start playing cyberpunk again, update the mods i made, since it's been a couple years, lol

[indigo night]

I was bekmg satirical youve cancelled the events.... 😆 🤣

[tawdry glacier]

lol

[abstract glade]

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-gif-24824538

[bitter temple]

https://tenor.com/view/deckard-cain-stay-a-while-and-listen-diablo2-gif-25191950

[indigo night]

Actually they have broken it twice in 2 years.....

[signal shoal]

Is anything not broken?

Incursion

[crisp zephyr]

Psssshhhhhhh... that's nothing... wait until you die 5 or more times in a row to the "BIG GUN", at a supposed 30% chance of each hit going off (FYI, the probability of supposed "independent" events, each at a 30% chance, happening 5 times in a row is 0.0024, or 0.24%... meaning, given an tremendously lengthy amount of repeated "independent" events, this should happen this should occur 1 out every 416 times)

[fleet hill]

https://tenor.com/view/spock-computer-gif-24940930

[paper swallow]

So running tally of things @heady moon should get hazard pay for dealing with the community:

• War Room
• Incursion
• Alliance tournament
• Invasions
• Field trainings
• Voyager token mines
• Formadas (partially)
• LAAAAAAAAG

Did I miss anything?

[signal shoal]

Alliance tournament etc etc

[indigo night]

The store

[pine phoenix]

Hammy when you folk do meetings are you actually discuss game stuff or just laughing at us for still playing

[signal shoal]

Now invasion lol

[winged vector]

Q&A Team at Scopely after today...

[signal shoal]

Bingo.

[signal shoal]

When they had a stor issue took 5m to fix

[acoustic orbit]

IMO, with pulling of the invasion events and comp chests, they need to remove the cooldown on the event store for the Protector.

[indigo night]

They discuss what bugs need updates

[twilit lintel]

i bet that game dont got lag and glitches everyday

[snow raven]

lol

[signal shoal]

They didn't even give compo for the maintenance lol

[silver parcel]

Funny thing, last time i played it was the same month i started this

[tawdry glacier]

its such a good game

[hazy hamlet]

substitute playing with paying

[signal shoal]

Games a joke. And I've spent before. Think I have had enough.

[bitter temple]

I can't believe after all the GQ hate.. We're begging for GQ to be back

[flint belfry]

@terse jackal back to work!!!!

[cunning wave]

Next Arc Drawn Together

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/get-to-work-work-simpsons-smithers-trendizisst-gif-15496843

[twilit lintel]

Don't yall have jobs to do

[crisp zephyr]

The Store... b/c if it were, that 💩 would be fixed PRONTO!!

[signal shoal]

Oh we can't fix three mess on s Sunday as we don't want to pay ot so wait until Monday

[tawdry glacier]

yes but you're not paying me

[signal shoal]

Ggggggrrrrrrrr

[twilit lintel]

neither is ur job if ur on here fo hrs

[signal shoal]

Fix this crap. Not all a new ship every week

Sell*

[languid elm]

They can only type code so fast.

[indigo night]

Sorry guys it looks like the next comp chest has glitched, dont worry we're investigating and will send out a new bigger better glitchier update following 8 hour maintenance as compensation 😉

[faint vessel]

lol ....literally no - not had one since april lol

[tawdry glacier]

no they are paying me, they just aren't getting a great investment.

[halcyon panther]

Possibly an example of quantity over quality

[signal shoal]

How to kill a game off? Asking for scoplwy friend lmao

[indigo night]

In fairness id actually be happy for the game to have a 12 hour maintenance if it fixes all the bugs

[frank pike]

A missing backlog of comp chests as yet to be delivered.

[winged vector]

Me: "I will buy something on the Webstore when the Server run for an single day without any issues." Scopely: "Did i stutter?."

[twilit lintel]

🫂

[fallow sorrel]

cant login to webstore

[tacit herald]

That’s true everywhere today and the reason for a great many problems we now have worldwide

[undone sparrow]

This is how we know things are really bad when the stores down

[faint vessel]

s'ok. was a 💩 job, quite literally at times haha. [learning disability support work]

[twilit lintel]

but its not down

[pine phoenix]

Relax bek will do a video and say how everyone love the invasion and alliance tournaments
Everything was perfect

[tawdry glacier]

i mean i am salaried. I work more than 40 hours a week, if I take 20 minutes to complain on a discord. they will live.

[late pawn]

Scopely may want to add Unit tests to everything before they do another release 🙂

[dusky cove]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-animation-movies-dream-works-minions-gif-13754998145004207015

[signal shoal]

Waiting for Bek to do a video "hi commanders" lmao do one. Fix this 💩 show.

[raw scaffold]

Stop paying them. Everybody. I’m not giving them another dollar. Let’s have a moratorium on spending. Unionize. It’s a great game with the worst problems I’ve ever seen, no exaggeration.

[twilit lintel]

someone ants to get banned lol

[paper swallow]

So running tally of things @heady moon should get hazard pay for dealing with the community:

• War Room
• Incursion
• Alliance tournament
• Invasions
• Field trainings
• Voyager token mines
• Formadas (partially)
• LAAAAAAAAG
• Ever increasing backlog of comp chests

Still counting

[pine phoenix]

Then they will made 20 bp per arc to get money 🤣
Only thing with quality in stfc is their greed
Top price for broken content

[ashen harbor]

Things that work in stfc.
Pay store

[acoustic orbit]

Next arc release…. The Franklin-B….🤣

[paper swallow]

Nothing yet ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[winged vector]

Don't jinx it!

[maiden basin]

No merdian A

[fleet hill]

You’ll break your fingers typing before getting to the end of the list.

[burnt briar]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

[halcyon panther]

Web store issues

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-checking-time-waiting-gif-11570520

[paper swallow]

I have really strong fingers 🤟

[twilit lintel]

The new horizon ship lol

[languid elm]

TWSS

[tacit herald]

They servers are lagging horribly I would imagine they’d fix that first before they have to give a comp for a comp

[stiff meteor]

The fact that you call this a great game is everything that is wrong.

[faint vessel]

please could we have some ticketed events to fill the void left by the invasion ? @heady moon

[ashen harbor]

The lag is saving them. Players can’t find all the screw ups.

[languid rain]

I'd prefer one month or maybe two of no new stuff, if all or the most, worst issues would be solved after...

[winged vector]

By now i consider just shutting down the Server as their best choice before it get's worse.

[burnt briar]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-gabagool-silvio-dante-gif-14540200936614248664

[vital sand]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-red-guy-fire-elmo-gif-13833644

[tacit herald]

It’s really not it’s just a WAY over priced phone game

[wraith plover]

they need to hard boot the game. this live updating they've done is a part of this.

[flint belfry]

they really cancelled the mobik event instead of fixing it huh

[pine phoenix]

You think they can fix anything?

[languid elm]

For $99.99 they can.

[frank pike]

They can fix a pack that has too many rewards at the drop of a hat.

[winged vector]

You can't cancel something that was in the first place not there

[fleet hill]

Or an event that is “not working as intended”

[heady moon]

That's my tally too.

[junior stream]

I still blame their art department for all of the glitches.

[frank pike]

@heady moon that’s the solution! Get the crack team that fixes generous packs in the pay store to look into all these other problems!

[halcyon panther]

Honestly, I prefer stability over Contant any day

[opal turret]

@heady moon Hey MR! any info about yesterdays event, wrong rewards, premium dust / syndicate xp compensation?

[fiery ridge]

Next move incursion cancelled For a 4th time

[stark fjord]

they better give us a comp chest with like 10 protector shards

[tacit herald]

If it’s not making or costing them money directly it’s not a priority just about every company on earth is that way now.

[undone sparrow]

I’d take a whole bunch of syndicate xp as well

[opal stream]

Should be a minimum of 48 protector shards comp...

[random jetty]

@heady moon I just want to say thank you for doing what you do for us. I know that there is a great deal of hate and anger voiced to you directly even though it is not warranted. You are finding out what is affecting the community in regards to issues that are cropping up, but there is little to nothing you can directly do about those issues. You take them up the chain in your company and hope they get dealt with and that the community gets a fair compensation for the outage/problem.

The decisions made for what the compensations are not yours alone and I understand that even if others do not.

Again I appreciate the voice you provide us to Scopely Management and Developers and know that you do what you can to help the community out. I hope the anger and toxic comments to you drop down as folks realize you are doing what you can to help us.

Thank you.

[low canyon]

Where is the 50 dollar pack for dock H?

[flint belfry]

The devs are likely in an @terse jackal chamber. And there might just be 1 or 2 of them doing any actual work

[low canyon]

Store is broken

[uneven sand]

would have been real cool to unlock the stupid NESA this run. oh well.

[dusky cove]

Now taking bets for how scopely will mess the October arc up

[tacit herald]

Ham is doing exactly what scopley tells him to. He’s here to put a happy face on it

[heady moon]

Thanks! Working on that comp.

[heady moon]

My face isn't very happy right now.

[finite kestrel]

Komisch nur das die Pakete zum kaufen immer funktionieren 🤣🤣

[dusky cove]

I think, or I hope at least, that most of the people here know that mods and CM aren't to blame. Those to blame are the devs and decision makers who seem to be holding a contest of who can make the worst arc of 2024 to spit in the players face with the "quality over quantity" promise.

[fleet hill]

Honestly, though, they have given us enough loops, missions, ships, hostiles, and everything else to grind and upgrade for us to stay busy for months on end. They could absolutely stop content release and fix the actual issues with no loss to the player base and I for one would absolutely appreciate it.

[nimble glade]

Only the Gorn have same cargo on same level and they must always drop same loot from same hostile level

[frank pike]

Never existed. Always was a $99 unlock

[paper swallow]

Guess the only thing left to do is

[low canyon]

Ssshhh, trying to mix this into the fix list...

[dusky cove]

I'd recommend roots of pacha (assuming you like farming sims), it's not unlike stardew valley and quite relaxing

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-hamster-hamster-meme-gif-27349069

[undone rune]

did you enjoy taco tuesday tho?

[crystal plaza]

The way this is going there will be more Comp chests than events. Thanks anyway Hammy.

[twilit lintel]

they will never fix prices in the store

[heady moon]

I still haven't had lunch and my tummy is a rumblin!

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-animated-blow-kiss-flying-kiss-cute-gif-17518808

[heady moon]

Not yet.

[twilit lintel]

doubt ur get that many comp chest

[heavy idol]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-bro-gif-7651972

[twilit lintel]

luckyto even get 1

[tacit herald]

The issues will still be here after you eat in fact we might even have new ones to share

[dusky cove]

Aren't you in the EST zone? That's darn late to have lunch, can't somebody get you some sandwiches or the like?

[upper garnet]

So they’re going to let the Saris hostiles mutiny and get away with it?

[viral yacht]

Still cannot login

[oak basin]

it's not that people don't understand that decisions aren't hammys/paulys alone, everyone understands that intellectually. emotionally, on the other hand, they do work for scopely, despite knowing what scopely is, glassdoor has been a thing for a while, so they should've known before going into it. above a certain level, the 'not that job's decision/responsibility' thing about blame/anger, just ceases to apply.

[abstract glade]

https://tenor.com/view/fixed-gif-14953349

[wary thistle]

Why dont they just take the game down and fix the crap they messed up. No point its being up since its unplayable anyway

[stark fjord]

I just thought of an idea if you could run a script for all players 30-39 to push them to 40 it would give all materials and resources need to upgrade and the fkr credits and rep to get the ships needed and all nessary resarcher and buildings too

[heady moon]

Yeah... but when were in red alert mode, I want to get updates as quick as possible to peeps.

[elfin fractal]

invaion fleets not spawning on 108

[ashen briar]

Cuz they wouldn't know where to start..

[ebon raven]

Field training still broken?

[abstract glade]

They cancelled it

[dusky cove]

the servers are varying between competely down to kind of working but frequent disconnects and lag and everything between those two extremes

[oak basin]

also people are still adjusting to no longer having to deal with Eco and his "i'll pass that along " being swiftly followed by eco pushing his own opinions as if they came from players to manipulate things to better suit himself. - trust is low.

[wispy hatch]

just get rid of it.. its pointless and annoying anyway

[tacit herald]

Fair enough but realistically I’m not going to notice your ham sandwich

[heady moon]

Yup.

[tacit herald]

Ahhh see what I did there?

[wary thistle]

Incompetent ppl, amazing i have a 14yo here at home that prob could do the coding better than they do

[opal turret]

@heady moon Hey MR! any info about yesterdays event, wrong rewards, premium dust / syndicate xp compensation?

[flat bone]

That's what ubereats or skip the kitchen are for right?

[ebon raven]

Anything working?

[foggy jay]

<@&509690795536941056> Now that were are up to 3 comp chests in the queue, can we get an update on any of them, please?

[heady moon]

Hmmm. True.

[dusky cove]

Sounds like somebody should order doordash/pizza's/have donuts delivered or the like since going hungry won't help anybody 😦

[fleet hill]

At least four

[flat bone]

@heady moon I am greatful for what you do, be sure to take care of yourself

[swift anvil]

i've lost track of which comp chests and for what are due

[oak basin]

previous two replies not withstanding, hammy and pauly do seem to be doing better than eco. no one apologised to eco for him having to deal with crap, people do apologise to hammy and pauly, so clearly the consensus is that unlike eco, they don't deserve the crap they're paid to deal with.

[winged vector]

Q&A Team explaining to Scopely what went wrong the last 24h:

[crystal plaza]

Ham sandwich ? ...Hammies not a cannibal !!

[rigid sandal]

At this point the comps will need to be the whip and extra dock 🙈🤣

[frank pike]

Those comp chests should be exponential as well considering the delays on them.

[neon dew]

https://tenor.com/view/normal-day-lame-tortoise-slow-motion-here-i-come-gif-17090395

[dusky cove]

eh at times I also felt pity for Eco being thrown under the bus by scopely but his statements like "Patches are bigger than WoW expansions" etc. did indeed make it harder

[fallow sage]

@heady moon I'd like a Comp chest for my Comp chest because my Comp chest wasn't comp chesty enough.

[heady moon]

Dagnabbit! Now my discord gifs arent working! That's just great! Exactly what I needed right now!

[foggy jay]

I’ve got Field Training issues, Quantum Event rewards, and Invasion issues…what am I missing?

[round shale]

The last 24 hours? By my count, nothing added in the last 2-4 MONTHS is currently working. Alliance tournaments, field training, and now invasions.

[tacit herald]

I hate to be the one to tell you. Ham doesn’t come from hamsters

[heavy idol]

Scopely got their hands on discord 😱

[queen scarab]

War room tied to all above too

[oak basin]

eh, i felt pity for eco when i hadn't interacted with eco. once you do, the pity departs.

[dusky cove]

but seriously OH skipping meals isn't healthy for anybody and is unlikely to boost focus/morale. Why isnt anybody fixing lunch for the employees assuming they didn't bring a lunch box?

[faint vessel]

if it did, it would be a blimmin big hamster LOL

[earnest stone]

Yes and no, theyre paid to do community management, nobody should have to take abuse at work, even from customers. Being frank with them, sure, but some people just vent in inappropriate ways

[fleet hill]

Incursions and not to mention todays debacle

[dusky cove]

yeah he did go out of his way to make it harder at times. Him hyping up terrible packs/compensation chests didn't exactly hep

[oak basin]

ham comes from pig. guinea pig is a fat overgrown hamster, ergo ham comes from hamsters.

[hot dove]

They have a canteen in scopely hq. UltimatShillz raided it for all it was worth.

[tacit herald]

LOL I am eating a ham sandwich next to my hamster right now. True story.

[frank pike]

Eco was downright adversarial to people. I pointed out he was using a psychological idea wrong when he was trying to excuse the latest screw up, so he doubled down, so I posted the link to prove he was misusing it and twisting it to suit his needs, and caught a ban from him and not a mod. One of the mods even quit shortly after situations like that.

[foggy jay]

I thought we got the Incursions one already, and today’s falls under Invasion issues.

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-staring-hd-watching-gif-23055924

[rigid sandal]

So @heady moon time we all go play monopoly go ? 🙈🤣

[dusky cove]

Ssssh, spoilers for the next STFC crossover

[short cipher]

so everone was exited to get there protecters unlocked this week and scopley saied no lol

[fleet hill]

Well no cause unplayability doesn’t relate to hostiles being cloaked. I would consider them two separate issues

[dusky cove]

we can still unlock it, the store is up

[queen scarab]

No offence to pauly, everyone needs time away etc but that leaves Hammy alone pretty much. Normally you move people to cover. Distinct lack of support here for hammy imo. Lucky hes so competent but definitely needs at least 1 if not 2 others to help cover busier times at least. Literally Hammy is the main comms back and forth currently. No idea how he does it

[rigid sandal]

Yea the one thing us free to play had to look forward too

[tacit herald]

I like Eco he just wasn’t the right fit for hamsters job. Ham is perfect tbh

[hazy hamlet]

not if we can't accrue the doodads we were expecting to collect in events that go hand in hand with the store

[short cipher]

ive got one more redeem worth of pionts them im out

[heady moon]

I wish I had my gifs. 😢

[oak basin]

'inappropriate' is highly subjective and culturally variable - as is 'abuse', tbh. like, i don't doubt that cm's will occasionally get abusive dm's, but most of what they have to deal with is honestly just the volume of scrollback and the inevitable mood drop from the incessancy of the complaining, rather than anything actually 'inappropriate' or 'abusive'.

[dusky cove]

Odd, gifs seem to be working for us

[queen scarab]

In a selfish point. Pauly away. Hammy has illness etc. there's then no one 🤷

[azure bay]

I can help, what would you like👀

[heady moon]

Illness?

[queen scarab]

Worst case happening i mean

[frank pike]

He’s using a what if situation

[queen scarab]

Need to find the post prior to give context lol

[frank pike]

There was that one guy who shadowed as a cm for like a month then ghosted 🤷🏽‍♂️

[heady moon]

Ehhhh. Dunno about. I think there's a difference between honesty and toxicity.

[faint vessel]

so it would go back to how it used to be then? LOL

[oak basin]

headaches count as illness

[queen scarab]

How it is outside US work hours currently

[hot dove]

He banned me too when i called him out for making fun of the ‘tron’ systems affecting players with epilepsy.

[visual berry]

But what about toxic honesty....honestly?

[faint vessel]

the CM's used to hide when the doodahh hit the fan. Unlike now 😻

[frank pike]

Yup, I know people who quit the game over that

[heady moon]

Can you add a "Takes note" gif to this reply? Thanks! #🌌-galaxy-chat message

[tacit herald]

Sure is. I can tell you what I am unhappy about without being abusive

[heady moon]

Toxic honesty is no bueno.

[fleet hill]

I actually remember that

[short cipher]

i have 180 protecter bps i have enough event loot to do one more redeem but without the events i wont get the unlock this week

[silver parcel]

Shame so many around here missed that memo

[fleet hill]

That made me mad as well

[heady moon]

Right.

[heady moon]

My hero!

[visual berry]

No habla....

[oblique prism]

Incursions still broken? Alliance Tournaments still broken?

[latent wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-hackett-father-ted-drink-gif-10968892

[heady moon]

Nice selection!

[paper swallow]

Scopely devs fixing bugs

[queen scarab]

I feel AT was the wrong name. Invasions, incursions and interserver tournaments?

[manic cosmos]

to be fair, that could be me on a monday 😄

[heady moon]

Kinda... working an update.

[hazy hamlet]

They've fixed a bunch. I wish they would stop

[dusky cove]

"Captain to pass go we need 173 trillion dilithium" which leads to a reward of 200 lat

[tacit herald]

That’s definitely a bad hit for the driver ugh

[acoustic orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-monopoly-monopoly-monopoly-pay-me-milburn-pennybags-rich-uncle-gif-8492847351845927546

Next Arc’s Epic Officer…

[paper swallow]

This is me on a monday

[inner wave]

The quantity of posts per second in this channel directly correlates to the quality of issues in-game lol

[queen scarab]

Always

[heady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-take-it-pepper-chris-carver-candy-cane-lane-i-want-this-one-gif-15066367794232649258

[queen scarab]

If slow mo is on then the game is down badly

[heady moon]

Wait! Are my gifs back...?

[queen scarab]

No

[near bloom]

Nope

[faint vessel]

nope LOL

[tacit herald]

Hey it gave me something to do while I ate my lunch the games super laggy atm so why not have a nice chat

[near bloom]

Scopely broke STFC, now they broke Tenor.

[queen scarab]

Yes

[ashen briar]

Nope

[heady moon]

Dammit!

[faint vessel]

sorry i shouldn't laugh

[near bloom]

You should!

[queen scarab]

Laugh appropriately

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-laughing-cat-funny-gif-5670070

[paper swallow]

You’re holding it wrong

[heady moon]

That's the spirit!

[queen scarab]

I could use some spirits

[faint vessel]

oooh dammmnations, the search is working but just displaying url 💩
That'll teach me to take the micky

[heady moon]

Thanks for the assistance!

[pine phoenix]

Discord says fix game not post gifs 😂

[red stag]

Can’t access stfc store?

[queen scarab]

Gifs was all we had

[near bloom]

Hammy doesn’t fix game, he posts gifs to keep us entertained while the game fixers fix game.

[tacit herald]

But on a more serious note ring of power may not get a third season. I am also bummed about this I am enjoying it thoroughly

[queen scarab]

Now we have to type coherently

[near bloom]

It’s the circle of life.

[queen scarab]

Thats lion king

[heady moon]

I know!

[near bloom]

Now I wanna sing.

[heady moon]

What's the point of anything without them.

[near bloom]

Hammy, can you open up a voice channel for us to sing?

[queen scarab]

No

[queen scarab]

For the love of cheesus

[pine phoenix]

He should go around in scop HQ give everyone a Bud Spencer treatment 🤣

[ebon raven]

The gif that keeps on giffing

[queen scarab]

Tbf the game was better when hammy was at hq 🧐

[faint vessel]

i felt like a part of me was missing when my aol chat mod pack went down

[oak basin]

tbh i don't even take the word 'toxic' seriously anymore, all it really means is 'someone had an emotion i did not like and they did it WHERE I COULD SEE, OMFG'

or 'someone used a word i do not like'

[bold zinc]

Is the Apex Outlaw / Eclipse event going to run today?

[queen scarab]

Thursday

[oak basin]

it's basically just a modern version of morality/language policing puritanism

[gleaming plume]

Rolling rolling rolling…. Roll that update back pls…

[cold dirge]

Incursions don't work, alliance tournaments are on hold, war room has disappeared, invasions are broken, maybe we should stop rushing out a bunch of new content and features every month?

So much for quality over quantity this year

[frank pike]

Wizzard!

[tacit herald]

Compuserv! Started internet chatting for me

[queen scarab]

Because modern day is a lot more instant language based comms

[unkempt sundial]

Prodigy for me

[faint vessel]

oh the good old days

[tacit herald]

Yes prodigy too!

[oak basin]

speed of communication isn't relevant tho

[simple fulcrum]

Ah man you can even mention the development team here without getting flaggged

[frank pike]

But according to the devs, we WANT more endless new broken stuff

[queen scarab]

The internet started internet chatting for me.

[pine phoenix]

It's total mental now, if someone choose be offended he can be about anything now
People lost sense of reality

[queen scarab]

Pre internet days. So old

[simple fulcrum]

These scopely ppl are really into their feels

[unkempt sundial]

bbs?

[tacit herald]

Met my first girlfriend on prodigy tbh

[wooden locust]

Never got a comp chest for being locked out for 10+ days during the ent arc.

[hazy hamlet]

I think that's why I spent money on this garbage software. sigh "People lost sense of reality"

[autumn escarp]

Is it possible for an update to be done without breaking the game? Just cancel the whole game at this point.

[queen scarab]

To a degree it is. But its more the amount of comms available to all. People think that as its online its a free for all imo

[simple fulcrum]

Dev beta test can’t do

[quasi ember]

will they be able to fix dailies scoring?

[heady moon]

I mean, there's more than a definition than that. Like being vulgar or insulting is considered toxic. And feedback like that never gets passed on, so its pretty much screaming into the void.

[simple fulcrum]

I think they just throw 💩 at the wall see what sticks

[oak basin]

and vulgarity/insult is subjective and culturally variable.

[vestal yacht]

is anyone else missing points from todays pass even though the mission was complete ? i didnt get the last tier - 7k points

[static hazel]

lets be real, scopely compensates when its severe and most of the servers population is affected, they dont care when its a few individuals losing out on stuff when they mess you up

[autumn escarp]

No, they only add more stuff and ignore whats broken.

[hazy hamlet]

speaking of feedback that never gets passed on, why is there still a "report" button in game chat

[silver parcel]

It's really not.

[unkempt sundial]

@heady moon thank you for getting them to keep the store up when the event got yanked

[oak basin]

it really is.

[near bloom]

If someone has to act toxic because their game doesn’t work, even repeatedly, they need to work on that.

[silver parcel]

You can pretend that it is, doesn't make it so

[heady moon]

I don't think that's accurate.

[near bloom]

There’s being angry, and there’s being toxic. There’s no need for the latter.

[oak basin]

i'm not pretending. not my fault your skull is full of granite.

[queen scarab]

I think cato defines modern entitlement quite well though

[tacit herald]

And there it is lol

[silver parcel]

Looks like someone wants a mute

[oak basin]

well, you'd be wrong, because what's considered vulgar or insulting is not a global constant, but varies with location and culture.

[tacit herald]

Have a great rest of your day everyone @heady moon make sure you eat brother

[quasi ember]

seems like event information hasn't been updated in a few days. how many points do you have? 130k?

[faint vessel]

well theres a constant here: the discord server rules, and ingame the TOS

[vestal yacht]

i have 123.6

[queen scarab]

Which brother 😳

[vestal yacht]

most of my alliance have 130.6k

[remote ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/thriller-michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-5577709

[heady moon]

Hope you have a great day!

[tacit herald]

If you haven’t ate your lunch either please do the same!

[heavy idol]

Is 22:00 too late for lunch?

[heady moon]

Off to have a sammy!

[latent dagger]

Something for your effort today 😇

[queen scarab]

9pm here. Way past lunch but it was a play on words comedic pun

[heady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-that-share-fomo-envy-jealousy-gif-3875661894362050372

[queen scarab]

Fail

[heady moon]

gifs are still broken!!!

[silver parcel]

tenor is broken

[quasi ember]

well stfc is broken and my other games are down for maintenance, so breakfast time sounds in order.

[remote ermine]

Can we blame scopely for that too?

[faint vessel]

have you sent a ticket to discord ? 😛

[heavy idol]

Scopely fix gifs 🔥

[queen scarab]

Define insanity 😛

[civic geyser]

Seems everything is broken

[silver parcel]

at least events are scoring now

[heady moon]

I'll never give up!

[faint vessel]

sorry i couldnt resist

[queen scarab]

Let go?

[stark fjord]

so how is the isolyltic damage points calculated for moneveen for the field training

[heady moon]

This is the worst part of it. #🌌-galaxy-chat message

[stark fjord]

and what is the best hostle to get the most points as a tier 1 monoveen

[heavy idol]

Agreed, gifs > game

[latent dagger]

🤣

[halcyon sandal]

You can dry hump dead bases and complete monoveen field training. Just pop unshielded bases and you could get it done in a few hours.

[heavy idol]

Go for a hostile with a lot of HP. Like a miner

[fallen vigil]

The field trainings for monaveen switch which hostiles you need to go after. It'll tell you if it's the regular Texas class hostiles, the chaser sentries, or pvp

[queen scarab]

He probably means faction hostiles

[lime wraith]

The 3k regular hostiles for monaveen training is the worst, I'm not even close

[stark fjord]

yeah the 1.5b fkr hostiles damage

[queen scarab]

Deal iso with mon to fkr

[heavy idol]

Not even worth the hassle imo

[main quartz]

Have we reached the mid point of the game? And from now on with each patch we'll gradually get stuff removed until the end when the app deletes itself 🤔

[unkempt sundial]

https://media.tenor.com/ffnEQsZngZ4AAAAM/unacceptable-adventure-time.gif

Tenor's search or database seems borked

[stark fjord]

I am hitting the 49 heaves with my tier 1 monoeveen

[lime wraith]

I know. I just have fomo but I can't bring myself to do it

[kindred echo]

Lag seems better

[queen scarab]

723/3000 reg texas lol