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I'm sure there's a $100 Prime for it somewhere.
Jester is that you??
Pretty sure he is on eu servers. Not 31
When are they gunna realise... it ain't just f2p that swipes left evrytime we see a" pay to play event"... pay to win is one thing... but pay to play ?👀🤷♂️ 🤦♂️
My alliance task is stuck on 42 out of 50 senteries @heady moon so thats my touramanets over. Just cant be bothered now with broken content, my alliancd of 114 is stuggling due to these issues. I think most of server 114 just cant be bothered with this content
Compensation doesnt improve our alliance rank. The competiton should,be stopped
You aren't getting anywhere in this event without money anyway.. Pointless trash now that I look at how terrible they are paying out store loot
half a prime 🤣
Why would you need to see that?
🤣
Two days now I’ve tried to do tasks both times doesn’t register and now lost both days worth of turns 😔😔
They should sort out the issues with games and servers before adding pressure of more faulty features 😔
In fact one player ops 56 is quitting on 114 over the shocking content
Its hard to argue for him to stay. Im wondering why im playing. Only the team is keeping me playing. Its not the game
Same with a lot of our alliance most stay because of the team than the game 🍻🍻
But when your friends begin to dwindle... ?🤷♂️
Then you go pirate!
Or privateer!
With the queens paper to pirate
I think putting the name “alliance” into an STFC feature makes it suck. And it seems devs are focused on fixing mechanical issues instead of addressing the un fun parts
ASB 2.0
Well it's not even an alliance thing anyways, still just individual mini events that mean nothing without a swipe of a card
No fun involved
There's a reason this game is both losing money and players
Man tournament missions are buggy… got one for spending 600 rare formation armada directives. Spent 600 then went to claim the reward and it said I had only spent 200/600. So I went to restart the game to see if that would update like some events… then after the restart the mission was completely gone. And it shows I’m already at 1/3 attempts and got no points for it…
It's just more crap content we can do without, just file it over there with asb
I refuse to take part in any of this crap. I Have 3 accounts and do not have time to do this stupid stuff that wallet warriors can finish. Where do i have time to do Gorn, Silents, Cube grinding, etc, etc.........? I can only take part in less than half the waves as the game screen freezes. 💩
Would have been more interesting to see something like kill 3000 gorn hostiles, and it actually takes an alliance to fulfill goals
Who has the time for multiple accounts 😆
My personal opinion, the game was a lot more fun 3-5 years ago, last couple of years it's just been a downward spiral
It was fun when it launched. The lawlessness was great. Downhill 2 months in
The original CM Panic had to earn his pay 🤣
Well there's a name I've not seen in a longtime lol
I'm trapped here. Shackles, in a basement. 🤣
🤔 could be interesting
hiya peeps
When is Scopely going to crack down on the buying/selling/trading/gifting of accounts. It is blatant on my server and nothing ever happens??
Love this 😂 💯 accurate
Fix the damn game!
I’ve had to restart it more than I been able to play it
Not going to waste time with a ticket because you will want screenshots. But I just want to let you know this event sucks. Did three different missions or events to help score for my alliance. Except for the first one received zero points. Im not big enough or rich enough to do most of the posted so it’s disappointing to not score on the few I am capable of. A serious mis-step on your part
I think my biggest problem is I still haven't heard if you can save the credits in the store to get better prizes or do they go away after the event is over and you lose the credits
⁉️
Is this like the bank where if you make a key and you don't use it you lose the key
⁉️
When the war room first started out I was okay with it it was difficult but I could do it by myself and then they changed the scoring saying it was fair that way and then I couldn't do it now I don't
It was hard to for me to do it being by myself but I cooperated with people around me after the fairness change I gave up entirely before it was costly now impossible
You lose the credits
That's what I'm thought that means doing this I'll only get one prize maybe a game and then they'll change it later like the war room and it will be impossible for me to do it
It says in all the posts to spend them, it will be a new currency
The credits are for this event only, store will run 2 days after it ends
Then they're gone
League credits will be permanent
I'm not saying you shouldn't have it for this event only I'm just saying that you could save it up for the next event and have enough to actually buy something
He will just become an extra useless limb in the game
To use it like this the game will just become fat 😂
Someone is having a bad day.
Not say it's not that already
This is every day for me on Days inn with y
I've gotten so used to bad days that I don't really recognize him anymore I tell people about them and they say you're having a bad day and I don't recognize it
😂
I laugh about bad days and nobody gets the joke
☝️😂
This is the joke
Let me show you the joke here what is this how do you get a key to get there and what is it for
🤪
Don't answer don't dig into it I did my brain still hurts
Someone told me it was some sort of arena area that you bought a key to get into to fight each other and was forgotten and never used again but it's there like an extra arm nobody knows about forgotten
💢👀💦
Someday I will open it up by accident and discover what it is
Is the What is Motivation SMS doable yet?
Don’t click off any of the “pips” or watch (acknowledge) the “new” videos and then you can actually play the game for a few minutes without restarting it.
Too late now it’s time to go to work!
??
just clear the localization in general settings
So it’s been 48 hours and still this alliance tourny is bugged?
Letting multiple alliance members to pick the same task which will screw over one of them
it does seem like letting potentially 100+ ppl pick from the same small set of tasks was just asking for trouble
How do you not think of these things 😂😂
This is ridiculous, Scopely. Fundamentally ridiculous.
Already told u guys. Last legs of the game. It's squeezing the last bit of money out of us before they close the Shop
I hope they do. This game released way too many “arcs” or mods in too little time. They could have had years worth of content if they focused on each update for months at a time
Instead we get a dead road after 5 years
And only really the last 2 years have been updates. The first 3 years of gameplay was amazing and made a lot of memories
Highest ops lvl was 39 Those were the best days
🤪 I think I want to find a padded room to bounce around in for a little bit LOL
🧸👀 I managed to get as much as I could done I got this little stuffed animal
🤪 I am so derailed right now whatever my plans were in the game I forgot good night all
Game feels like a job. I build bots easier than the workload in this game.
It also causes explosive diarrhea
If STFC causes you explosive diarrhoea then I recommend you seek urgent medical attention.
hello all o7. I have a Quick question please: has there been any update or new information released as to when or how those wo spent money last week on the event currency are to be compensated ?
Nothing yet
ty
today is a good day to run vemet
Whyyy? What am I missing?
vemet seems to be healing you to full
with 0 synergy even
heard it's one heck of an annoying day to wage war
What has happened to the formation armadas? The placement of circles is utter chaotic...
It has always been random
Ah okay. I saw it like this the first time 😅 Had the feeling it got messed up recently. But also didn't do them so frequently. Thanks!
Circle position is always random for any kind of armada
Happy Fri-yay! Morning @queen jolt 🙂
Ah, cooking small kids again are we? Even Hansel and Gretel got a bigger oven though
Actually just a lil bit of brisket today
I only managed tacos and peanut curry this week
Both sound splendid though
I tried beef with herbs and spices tacos, rather than chilli con carne tacos this time
Did it work well?
aww you're the sunshine that brightens my day!
Thank you, I appreciate you too ❤️
I see you giving my meat the eyes @shy hamlet
So that's good for your blood pressure and your kidneys 😱
Better for them than raging at a phone game for sure 🙂
What are the "newest" Server for Beginner Player in the EU?
whichever of the 40* series is the highest number
405 I think
but on 404 you get to be tormented by @near bloom
and gods only know that they need the population boost 🤣
404 is only ~3 months old at this point, so still a baby
Thx
Alliance Tournaments has been launched 2 days ago iirc, why is it still running like 💩 ?
Same issues as day 1, everything about it is broken and bugged
Trying to complete the alliance tasks sms is a process of starting a task, it counting for your daily tries and receiving no task in the process
Most other broken features in the past I was able to ignore, but I'm hurting my alliance's ranking by not being able to participate or giving up trying
if you havnt completed the what is motivation event follow this. Go to Izanami Space S:520305106 X:-178.9321 Y:-134.0756 and kill as many hostiles and you have points on your event ( I had 36 points to complete) so I killed 36 hostiles and EVENT COMPLETE
Sounds like 404 is to be avoided at all costs
free entertainment? 😄
You won't help your alliance unless you spend money. Doing the normal tasks just don't matter.
the small ones I think are primarily there for tie breaking, but yeah, feels like a waste to do them 😦
It's worse than any auction event. The common player just feels alienated by BS like this.
So much lag nothing is working
188 is broken, can't join armardas, ships won't recall. Can't kill hostiles.
yup, 195 has totally frozen up, can't hit hostiles or anything
Congratulations scopley new level of screw up achieved
195 gone for good
187 ruined as well, can't hit anything
@copper moth we are stuck for good in the TC
<@&509691205798592532> @heady moon game frozen and can’t join armadas and ships go no where at 187 server
stuck in wave 🤣
@heady moon APAC be broken!! Laggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
APAC decided its had enough for a friday...
Cant even travel to another system on 195
That’s what the tournament has driven us to
Stuck in a wave defense on APAC 195.
No hostiles to kill....
It's like an escape room... with no escape.😂
I wonder what the compensation chest will be
Quick unload the trucks full of money and load them with compo chests
Same poke
@187, armadas wont work, cant even send ships out ... way to go
oooh here comes another whoopsy chest 😻
With game so broke, are you sure you will be able to claim it.
Another 12000 re-roll tokens so that you can re-roll things, just not do the actual tasks?
lol can fix that but not the million other things
7 minutes from now?
Don’t bother fixing lag, bugs or this alliance event. Nah nuke the server for a officer not many use
Whoopsy chest with a nice rack as well 😛
Why is that one issue so important to fix that it gets addressed immediately with a server shutdown, even.
Oh Vemet costing Scopely money?
Lmao really maintenance for vemet while people can’t even move their ships
vemet, huh? so i guess there's an exploit in favor of the player somewhere
A 5 minute warning while in mirror space. Cheers.
Vemet is making people invincible, apparently
This.
Sounds fun
But a 5 minute head's up is a bit absurd
With Vemet? How did you screw him after 4 years. Jesus Christ. Get. It. Together.
and what about the tournament bugs?
Vemet is more important
#freevemet
Wow
lol he must be giving free packs or something
He must have been allowing people to survive in the Omega Mirror Systems
Because vemet is currently immortal
what is vemet even used for .... of all thing busted im sure that would be the most useless thing to put everything down for
The chaos unfolds.
That’s gotta be the most hilarious thing ever seen from scopely maintenance due to vemet not servers that aren’t event working properly 😂
not the first time either
Crap, wish I'd thought to try that.
is vemet breaking nodes again? 🤔
The moment a benificial bug happ3ns we take down server but never fix actual bugs that need to be fix lol
that explains the ship earlier at the TC we were at
The cooldown isn't working on his ability, and it's restoring full hull, so essentially immortal
I know right
Wow, they managed to make an ancient officer OP because they can't plan ahead or test at all.
This also isn't the first time Vemet broke something either 
Vemet is causing all the bugs and lag?
Of course not. This is The Corporate Way.
Doesn’t matter if he did given we can’t even get to nodes currently 😂
We want this bug back
Nah it’s to hide the good ole turn the servers on and off again will fix the lag.. temporarily
#fixrealbugs instead
Free Gala!!!
last time they did such short notice maintainence - the refinery broke - no cooldown or the cash store broke lol
For server downtime we're all getting 1 FREE Cadet Kirk shard.
How many people would have known about vemet if it hadn’t been announced? Compared to how many suffering because of broken alliance tasks?
Does anyone ever remember an update where they didn't break something
never happened in over 6yrs 😹
There's been one but I don't remember which one it was
Never stuck around long enough. Until now.
7 minutes of warning time , peoples in waves are going to be o so happy 🤷 but atleast we will get a working officer vemet back
<@&509690795536941056> You better be preparing a comp chest right now with some Mirror Space entry vouchers etc, 5 minutes warning for a downtime when you have systems in game which are time dependant is really absurd
Really says a lot that they act so quickly to fix an exploit that benefits the player and have left up the broken alliance tournaments
Live image of @desert trout trying to keep the servers going. Poor fella is buggered.
So vemet was immortal at the mirror space?
Should we place bets on how much time they will need beyond the 60 mins?
3 days
Per stakeholders you get them for free anyways
Bets on if they forgot about territory controls and people are gonna lose territory because of it 😄
More bugs please
Well, so much for getting on and playing anytime soon.
🎙️🧐🆕 Goldie's news Network announces emergency maintenance take cover
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emergency maintenance without warning
This arc can't be better
There's still time
oh hey it's another case of " If it benefits players we'll instantly fix it, everything else mysterious takes weeks of 'looking into' or will never be fixed "
Comp chest should be greater now
There was a10 minutes warning! 🤣
Was about ready to raid a base and emergency maintenance. lol
#FREE VEMET
Here's a novel idea, instead of adding new content every single month how about fixing what you have. It's obviously too much to ask I know.
Brace for slow mode enabled lol
They sure can get stuff fixed when it’s a beneficial issue
How many times has Vemet caused a maint?
Patch notes? 🤭
Imagine how much worse this would all be if it wasent the year of quality
Straight freaking garbage.
Maintenance????
It's not vemet it's eco 😂
glad i just max.fortified cerritos buffed defuabt buffed and sent 4 ships.into the MU, comp pls
must have been a admin using vemet and found out he wasent able to hit his dailys
Might as well post the patch notes for the August Battlepass
lol glad i just max.fortified cerritos buffed defuabt buffed and sent 4 ships.into the MU, comp pls
Probably some really good exploit we all missed q.q
Dumpster fire, sewer water game.
great communication again of scamely
10 minute warning really?
Pew pew
Yeah, I was right in the middle of pew pew
happens always right when i sent an repair-intensive-ship into a hazard system....
i know a great exploit but keeping to me:/
If only you were so quick to fix all the other bugs. Good to know player benifil bug fixes take priority
So what was Vemet doing he shouldn’t have been?
if they only had this kind of response to other issues or even testing we wouldn't be here. Fix more text items while you are at it geniuses
What I do
@queen jolt I was in the middle of a task, am I going to be compensated??
Maintenance really? 😡🤬🔥🤦♀️
Just love how they give 8 minutes notice for maintenance
WTF warning?
Total b s
You could use this opportunity to fix the alliance tournament store too, which is currently still broken for us.
yeah we expect an comp chest @queen jolt @heady moon of the lack of communication
What in the actual
oooh heck two hansolo's 🙈
whos the other han solo
Seven minute warning
Honestly to God, wtf?!?! 🤬
Vemet and new ship skill probably somekind of godemode bug
@abstract zodiac 7m here
At least I won my armada
The CHASER is gonna get me!!
posting bad is ok as long as you delete it before the mods see it 😄
Velmet on the protector could have been fun
I was working on the Engineers dream Event!!!!!!!
That's not nice. 7 minutes ago the warning and the buy buy game 🤬
Must have been seriously benefitting players for them to take the servers down and 'fix' it so fast
From the time they posted till they took it offline was actually 7
Maybe fix the tournament event??? Who honestly care about Venet????
who starts a [insert any thing] at 445am guys it's your own fault for starting a [insert any thing]
What's the Russians I tell you
I'm going to sit back and laugh at this raging fire.
ban hammer
intriguing ... just got a android toast saying "your alliance has started armada" @ 1052
wait for it
Good job, Scopely! Give me a million overly complicated tasks, then shut down the game so I can't finish them. 👏 👏 👏
ya that's why u won't finish wink wink
It wasn’t me
Thank god I’m working with Wesley Crusher, we have time to deal with lack of time for fixing time problems before businesses lose business with time saving efforts
Insert wtf?
ya like put it in
How did they break an officer that has been around for years?
C’mon. Man’s waiting for ban me meme
By interaction with new mechanics
my god, it's katie price 😹
dog
because they released a ship with an identical ability
Second time theyve broke him
What are these for?
Odds on Apac coming back up with the servers still broken for everything else?
bet u are
Maintenance for a problem with just one officer. Yet we get multiple issues, lag, errors and the game continues as normal 🤦♀️
So much for fixing the Stack Overflow Hard Stop with Android massive problem that's been going on since late December 22, after a Monday Maintenance. 🤦
Having the Disco Section 31 skin would be nice! been on 51 shards for years and never appeared again!
Yeah, because it's probably causing people to get a hard, huge benefit
HEEEELLPPP the gorn killed my conection
Vemet in comp chest
How quick would they have fixed it if his ability wasn't working and it was negatively impacting players? Same time frame right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, but would you win people on your server to get unlimited free stuff
Riiiight
same
Pressing more and more content in this game that they doesn't know how it reacts.
And a huge advantage over you
man i was vibin on some farm runs
Or causing a problem for a new whale toy.
You guys are dumb.
Best place to be
lol
Sweet baby Jesus
i actually had to look him up to even remember him
I mean, the <@&509691205798592532> might not take kindly to your demeanour.
Yeah
But they know I'm right
8 mins really
The "flawless" game design kicked in again...
Member those times officers didn't work like they should and FTs too? They probably immediately took down the servers to fix em then too right? Oh wait no they waited months
You’re supposed to have to restart a game ten times in a hour right ?
Glad to see everything is working as intended.
There's a certain degree of comfort to be had in the normalcy of events and that nothing changes.
😳 what am I going to do for 8 minutes
Who knoews Beebo
Let me guess, just a shot in the dark here. With Vemet being able to survive being killed on The Protectorate, you could survive and analyze a battle after the battle, maybe several times until you got the most favorable outcome. But compound the problem more than one player is using Vemet and drops an Omega 13 activation. CRASH-BANG-BOOM!
Oh man, remember that time that guy from your server got unlimited.Holodeck mats and u didnt? I mean, it would have been cool if they could've fixed that right away so that you wasn't so disadvantaged
So what’s the problem with his captains ability ?
Difference is that while some are exploiting it to player benefit, there are also those who are using it to other player detriment.
This Gala all over again time to start #freeVemet
🤷
I love this discord 🥹
@tough vapor isn't that "flawful"? Not to be confused with the tasty falafel.
I'd be pvping too lol
I mean, do you want to be waging a war against someone that literally cannot die?
I already do daily 🤣
Neds Atomic Dustbin
*that you should actually be able to kill.
Nothing significant. They just shut the game down in crunch time to screw those of us who didn't have reception all day and had to go to work.
Oh God the hamster the poor hamster he overworked him
its a coverup of the death of the trusty server hamster powering it all
The only thing I'm receiving in error are.....errors. 🤦🙄😏
Do we get a compensation chest ? Asking for a friend .
or the unlimited stellas when scrapping, or the huge amount of command badges some players received in error - and got to keep? 😛
Not something that needs this kind of response compared to the handling of other more impactful issues
This is basically every announcement all over again. I bet this channels, collective brain would melt If any of their internets went out
1 vemet shard
In your opinion*
👀
Nah
We are going to need a national guard rescue
I’d love me some chips .. game chips
you will not get reimbursed for what you loss when you started what ever it was you were about to do when they pulled the plug
I hate to see where the ranch comes from.
One is being pushed, whether it happens is another story, but it is being discussed
He turns around for that
Thank you 👌🏻
See, Scopely can move fast when stuff is broken 😀
What was wrong with Vemet? Are they gimping him?
Quick, while the servers are down let's find an actually good game 
His hull restore cooldown was missing, so it kept you alive
bye scrub
made you immortal
Oh, and yeah. What actually has STFC become at this point? Now it's a Tournament crammed inside a Battle Pass inside of Galaxy Quest! An UNHOLY gaming platform Turducken.😋😆😂🤦🙄😏
#freeVemet
you mean, assuming the waves were actually working
What actually is the issue with Vemet?
omg yes, the graphics!
it works lol
Wait for the next Battlestar content to drop
He was resurrecting you with full hull, not part hull.
He made the ship immortal
if you dont like the game....GOOD keep playing i hope you hate it. I know Id hate it if I was as bad as any of you
Also, as an aside, they ever going to fix the Delta Quad system Wridian???
Dude, go touch grass.
Which ship? The new one?
dude dude
Any ship
We get it, after yesterday you’re on the downward slide and struggling to come to terms with it, but… you don’t gotta be like this to people.
I wonder if we will need "free vemet" memes later 🤔
we dident have any issues with the waves ,maybe some slower targeting then normal but thats about it ,stability has been great tbh for a while now
Got dang it takes an hour to fix Vemet. The ganked Gaila in 3 seconds!
I personally love this game this is most when I've had in a long time
I live a very lonely life only through chaos do I ever get anybody to talk to me 👀
you get it im glad u love to be part.of a crowxld whinging about Mobile game xD
you know takes a while to shave his nuts and give him a new tramp stamp
#freeVemet
Wtff is with the maintenance, hopefully they pass out comp chest
Still on the meth i see
Vemet did nothing wrong!
Yes, i remember that, we suddenly started to explode and looked for a reason
#VemetLivesMatter
I'm romulan and I must say free my citizen from your prison
oh sorry forgot your...room temp
😂 they gave us 7 minutes
Let my people go
This is more important than having to restart the game 30-50 times a day?
I hope there’s a decent maintenance shield applied
For frick sake scopely
Bernard Butler and Darren Gough should have their hands slapped with a wet cucumber and a punnet is Raspberries
Wouldn’t Vemet not work against hull breach and heavy damage crew ? Sometimes one round is enough to finish the battle.
yeah, on APAC servers everything froze up, we were stuck in waves with no hostiles spawning... fun stuff like that
Can't agree more
You are obviously part of the communist federation conspiracy I see your red shirt 👀
yep still higher functioning than all these ppl:/
Oi that's my wife
tough luck then ,since they are only fixing vemet .gues vemet is of getting spaded
Now that's the way we treat red shirt 😂
Vemet nurf incoming watch leslie be next
For those special kiddos in the back, making complaints, provided they are constructive, is a very good way to get something dealt with and fixed.
The red shirt NOOOOO
Mom?
they just like to whine.
and beg for handouts
apac servers stabilzed about 3mins before emergency maintenance, fingers crossed it's fine when we gt back in
cuz they poorboys
Scopely :Instructions unclear, set servers on fire.
🧐 I don't know what's going on here but I know it's against the romulans
Emergency maintenance for vemet. He must have broken the one thing scoply cares about the most. The store
So @queen jolt and @heady moon why dont you take the game in MAINTENANCE to FIX THE YEARS OLD BUGS >?????????? THEN ????
That woman once tried to kill a space life form for Klingon coffee
So a bug which benefits players nah take the servers down immediately, alliance events which is broken and screwing people out of completed tasks, keep the servers up working as intended…
Wouldnt run after
I see you aren't a man of sarcasm
Everybody talks about Cisco being tough but had he ever tried to kill a space life form for coffee
They gonna hit us with slow mode like last time.
He needs a bra
apparently vemet made ships immortal - bad officer taking away speed up repair buys from scopely
You killed QA again, didn’t you.
Ssssh
The clue is grass
Remember people it’s all about the quality not the quantity
They're coming with something big the mother of all glitches 😂
Touch it and find the next hint.
The smart ones of us had already worked that out
We getting an nice Compensation Box?
No but I can show you my meat
3 15 minute speed ups
A clue that takes an hour of gametime? There are better ways to deliver a clue
probably Vemet shards
That would be the best they ever gave
You sharing? 😛
👀 stop trolling me with food
full pull Tal
Gladly!
If I don’t get some keenser shards out of this I’ll be raging!
server replacement is found
please say thats not a tongue? 🙈 😹
Small brisket
that's a mistake
#FreeVemet bonus bugs should be here to stay after all the rest of them are.
you always want more, never go small 😂
Small is relative. Four adults and a child do not need more than 2kg of meat.
What's his player beneficial bug that is now being removed?
It's small 😳‼️
I’d give 2kg a go…
He makes your ship immortal
So, let me get this straight. You think that bc the game doesn't function properly, a lot of the time, that somehow equates to the players being bad at playing it? Illogical.
oh thank goodness for that lol
Ok, but as well as chicken wings and dirty fries?
Who tattled on Vemet? Surely not an actual beta tester...
He's the new Highlander
Still not fixed the 3/3 daily issue?
What I thought.... #free vemet
Just the meat
BUGLagely (real name) @heady moon ... dont you know?
THE TRIAL NEVER ENDS and right now you're not doing much good
https://tenor.com/view/keeping-a-secret-star-trek-tng-hidden-meaning-coy-gif-17292531
depends. are they floridian?
No.
Down all servers to fix one officer vs when the game goes to 💩 everyday.
No lie Scoops. You just don't want vemet on the new ship making it immortal.
#freeGailia
Vemet was also useful for players who just wanted to let themselves be shot to finish an pvp event
Same as Gaila
Yup that’s why I used him
#freePauly
We all remember #freeGaila
#FreeVemet
he will be the same again 🙈
I remember how many mutes and the like got handed out for spam that week
Take that how you wish
Perhaps they giving him some Hair
It was fun
They’ll nerf him
This is what happens when their greed is too fast for their brain
Whack a mole but with simple folks!
proposal : we consider bugs spam, and you guys mute the devs by taping their fingers shut so they can't write new bugs
Make Playing STFC Fun....
will they fix any of the tournament bugs diring this down time? 😏
Be Vehement for Vehmet
Their greed is W10
Loving this concentration on quality
...again?
I still love that girl
No Simpy was being a troll again 😂
When you own the Discord and game studio, sure 😂
ROFL
do you even know what they're fixing? 😂
The bugs don’t cost them money. Vemet does
Vemet!
Only certain people were to know about it. lol
😂
Yeah the infinite repair bug
i'll just bribe people with tablet. maybe fudge if they're lucky.
So is Vemet getting to burn again?
why server maintenance? 🤭
the bugs probably make them money
Fun
so it's not a nerf, if they put him back how he was before, right? 😛
I have fat fingers 👀
Well, they say they're fixing Venet. But you never know. Could be a clever cover for...breaking something else. 😂😆
They’ll prob make it not apply all the time or something
Why not both?
I can't fingers have been the cause of many of roe violation 👀
Oh can we use him as captain and hit bases?
I dunno. Scopely can’t code things right with months of lead time. Think they can do it properly in 60 minutes? 😂
It was supposed to be a paid prime?
why? he's not meant to repair to full hull, they'll just sort his % again
but can they? ^^
🤷♂️
wouldn't want to be using the protector for a few days just in case they roll back the wrong thing 😄
Remember rule number 1, if it benefits players patch it straight away,if it benefits scopely ignore it and say working as intended
The intern will prob do a typo
They ganked Gaila in 4 minutes, they need an hour to 'fix' Vemet, I'm weary.
Ok, but that's TOO clever
switching off a thing is quicker than changing a thing
Okay honestly there's probably a lot of problems they're fixing
This joke wins the internet today 😂
But just in case set my people free 🍺🤣
Testing a thing before release is far more efficient than not.
yeah, they're fixing vemet and they're fixing to tell people that if we want the servers back up, they're gonna need about tree fiddy
Yeah but Phil keeps killing them while they’re trying to test it. In production.
crossing fingers I hope it's the Stack overflow causing Android to punt the game into the Neutral Zone every 3 minutes. 🥺
Thanks, Scopely! This was the cherry on the poop cupcake of a day. 🍒 💩
This is testing
Dang it Phil!
Ok, time to xnay Phil.
gotta catch me first
I think the hamster smarter than me
lol
What Clown 👉🏼 🤡
Put the game in Maintenance...🤷🏼♂️
I'm missing out on
Game Time,
Claim's,
Refining
changing Node's
It better be a Good Compensation Chest 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Chaos glorious chaos
gonna get my next level of syndicate at least 🤣
Dozer 😍
It’s taken you 42 minutes to notice, so what odds is it?
That's 💩x💩
Haggsy
That's why I don't do trust exercises
She welding
It was an Emergency Mainteance, imagine Vemet wasnt working how he should! 🤣
Imagine going to the emergency room of a hospital that is Scopely branded
that's why you do trust exercises, so you can side-step and lol
#freeGalia
Like anything works as it should? We don't 🤣🤣
I understand the emergency maintenance only a romulan can be this threatening 😘
Not Vemet!
#FreeGandHDecksAsap....
And yet alliance tournament is still frakked
Show of hands, who else has completed alliance events and they haven’t counted, two here for me.
#FreeHDTheMod?
I Mean its Vemet, most used Officier in this Game
Haven't even started
Nope lol
So Vemet on the new ship equals pvp invulnerability, wonder if it worked on hostiles too…..
👀‼️ I see your cheese I see what you're trying to do
lots in our alliance where they just dissappeared
MU
nah i'm boycotting the tournaments until they're at least as functional as incursions, then scopely will boycott running them, like incursions.
it was at one point
As I said, shouldn't fixing the Tournament be priority!? I lost one of my Tasks bc it glitched and stuck me with a diff one than I selected. One I couldn't actually do. 🙄🤦😕
Only after they make a building directly tied to it
die and back to full hull (rather than the small %)
farm that MU 😄
I don't have Patience..
that's fine, i can level it through comp chests, like with the incursions building.
It’s a good job you’re not playing a game that requires you to have patience or money.
Anybody would think that would of been ironed out during beta testing before launch by a competent company 😏🤣
We are the beta testers!
Re-read that to yourself and see where the misunderstanding is 😉
Scopelied again by bad code!!!!
Scoplay... competent.. got it
Wrong, we are the alpha testers!
😂 there's a lot of things to like here but it's moving so fast I can't like it
Scopely is a multi dollar company. Can’t afford testers
Makes cents
Touché
I mean we are living in automation, how hard is it to automate game testing ?
Honestly, what is the point doing tournaments? Battle Pass within a Battle Pass???? My God. And for no good darn rewards either. 6 officer shards on an Epic needing 120? Whoever is setting these up needs to just let their inner ADD/ADHD out.
I for one appreciate the hour long maintanence scoplay have forced upon us, means I get to go pick up my prespcription from the chemist without missing a single boring minute of a bad arc 🤣🤣🤣
To say we're the testers assumes some improvements are made with the results of those tests, which I don't think is the case here
Well. The AI would kill it. Like dead.
I do it for a living. Not hard. My company also has SLAs around outages. Scopely is living the dream. Making bank and providing a service any other company would get dragged over the coals for
Dang man cmon i go to work in a hour 😦
There is a solution to getting Scopely to write code correctly for production servers.
QUIT SPENDING MONEY on this game.
The most important Question is what will be bugged after that emergency Mainteance and will they really fix Vemet or will he be gone without any Communication? 😄
should be fixed in 10 minutes
Let’s do maintenance so people can’t finish daily event, good job scopely
Or have a seperate test server that CCs and select players can use prior to release?
we are the test server
😎
Programmers will fix Vemet but break 3 other things.
Vemet was done to distract use from how horrible this alliance tournament has been #conspiracy
That requires money to spin up a new server, much easier and cheaper to just release it and have everyone test it In production
Access to Testservers require a 100€ pack
Absolutely NOT spending money in this game. If it actually starts operating correctly, I might.
Usually their test servers are the APAC ones 😅
🐿️👀‼️
Thats what you think tooth lol we always spend
@ashen eagle they have. The automated testing is the same quality over quantity as the game code...
yeah seeing 600k + points on this alliance thing ,spending must have been good ,they are installing new stable servers because of it 🫣 😂
Ah. the "Microsoft Method" of software development. 😂😂😂😂
Scopely is lying. Server really went down for Windows Updates
Federation communist of course they think throwing more at it will fix it 😂
^
I agree with the first part, but the second won't happen 🙈
#🌠-rules-and-roles12 might be worth a read
^
They don't need to spin up new Servers. Why do you think they do Hunger Games Mergers?
Give them a break. They are looking for help.
Did you know that Gene Roddenberry was brought before a hearing on being a communist collaborator back in the day 😂 of course he was found innocent of the charge
yeah doubtfull at most it will receive a dustoff
I have found a Bug
Tidus FF10 😍
Worldwide 180 open jobs xD
must be a good and relaxed working enviroment
Scopling can fix it like China fixed their streets just poor cement on it 👀
Interesting how the servers are supposedly in maintenance, yet the Unofficial STFC Status Page shows them not in maintenance...
Yeah saw that
Wow they need that many people to keep up with closing unresolved tickets?
Game’s back
Boo
I think he's telling us we could leave now
You assume they even look at the tickets
Wait. Wait a sec. China is coding Star Trek?? 🥺😲
you are starting a war again HD
I just assumed it was a building of developers in India.
Yay🥳
I didn't say they were looking... Closing...
Still down
He's a dick glorious
Downtime Roughly 60 minutes.? bruh its been pass 60 mins i just watched a whole tv show 55 mins and yall still down lol
Romulans are warriors meant to say isn't it glorious
that's Sir Richard Glorious to you
This is more fun than playing the game, tbh.
Nope. Not back online. 😐
Thoise 60 minutes are up ... come'on ... chop chop ... we want to play again
*Lord.
It is, isn't? 😂😂😂😋
🤣
But do we, tho? 🤔
I don't know if I actually want to...but feel compelled to due to the psychological hooks they've successfully embedded...
Voice to chat and spell check are my enemies 😔
one guy in my alliance did the fake "game up" announcement for about 3 years running, never failed to catch at least 2 people lol
I'm sorry I got too excited 👀
I should warn you, the last time I got it was 88 months ago.
In a couple of months the outcome of that turns 7.
who's broken the game this time? 😂
Tick Tock Scopely...
60 min is over
The Operant Conditioning is Strong with STFC. Yoda voice
So they can't fix it 🤣🤣🤣
At least someone is!
Scopely,s New Arc 😃👍
I’m just waiting for the guy with the mantis fix countdown to pop up
Was that a Tesla 👀
We have escalated the issue to the team and are currently working on a fix
But seriously, it really is back this time.
hahaha that was filmed near me.... was so funny watching them
Sure I’ve seen that somewhere 🧐
gold motorboats ? haha old screenshot lol
LIES
I think they have a party in scopley HQ and troll us with this emergency maintenance to have a laugh 😂
Ya know * looking around the Discord* could it be that they did this just to drive up usage stats for their discord? 🤔😆😁
please don't fix Vemet, I really dread to think what you'll break in the process
Not in their HQ, just at my house!
Still down for me
I think they took down the servers so they could test their discord traffic lol
Company lunch I bet to reward them for their good work. Just wait for Hamster to post about what he’s eaten again 🙄
I knew you behind this 😂
that special in the shop isn't even running right now 😄 liesssss
109 is live !!!!
Game back
162 still down
If only there was a way for scopley to update us on the maint time.
106?
wel so passed the estimated time ,taking bets on how long it will actually take ...
106 -
@queen jolt We gonna get comp chest LMAO!
Yet again, my gaming experience is ruined for the day
If they would have an Discord Server would be amazing
Nope, 404 Population Not Found
if you save a couple screnshots and flip back and forth between them rapidly enough it's enough to get you through these maintenances
@near bloom isn't lying!!! The game is back up with a few minor adjustments!
Live stream of an actual Hamster grinding away on a wheel would have more entertainment value rn.
ah we have a GER on 106 too
Anyone know what was broken this time?
yes, online
The game is back, you guys can go play now 😂
maybe this could be a discord minigame they could install ? 🤔
ooh improvements
#VemetLivesMatter
Ok. That was a bit harsh
solid mechanics, proper quality! just what we want
Something that was a matter for scopely and definitely not for players.
#NoLivesMatter
server's up
Just delete my account and refund the $ I've spent fr
#31 on line
You wish
Total reset!
Still down
Yes I do
#FREEVEMET
2h shield up
need a moderator cant start a activity here 😂
Nah. This discord works far too well to replace the in-game chat. 😋
A 2h peace shield. Useless lol
They'll do the first part. But never the 2nd.
who still uses Vemet in this day and age lol
I really don't mind the downtime
so glad i put up a 24 hr
I am in,
rightg
Really is back now
Sod's law, the game is actually up, and @near bloom fails to call it!
not fallin fo that again
Me
ty cmr
i swear if ur lying
It’s really back
so much for an hour downtime
ITS BACK!
Let's see if they yank it down in the next 10 minutes again
Take it down again @queen jolt
75 mins. Not their worst flub up lol
Just for the trolls
Claim something else needs an immediate fix.
it's back along with that stupid blue video button 😹
😂
When comp chest?
lol the extra minutes shield
does anyone know valid reedem codes other than code kirk?
Game is up
Everybody, get to the OPC miners!
So you take the servers down to fix an old officer. But you won’t take down other things that are broken and actually matter.
Glad my miners are docked
have you seen we have new videos? there are new videos. look at our videos. Look at them. LOOK AT THE VIDEOS!!!!
Try
Quality
code unrecognized and now the server is down again, thanks a lot
why did you just type Quantity?
Can’t have any bugs that benefit the player base
Bug multiplied then
It was a trap
thanks scopely akira just mined a full node while game was out 🥳 and a free battle pass added ,thanks for that fix
ohhhhhhhhh bout to hit my first afk opc lat miner of the day
They are young adolescent AI they will spread viruses amongst each other 👀
60 minutes is an indefinitely time...
And yet there still are some
we cant get any benifits but hey at least we get to keep the glitches and bugs
Did Vemet get jailed? 😂
yup