And dont give me 25 bells this shut down... give me some officers or something
#🌌-galaxy-chat
ashen kestrel
wind vessel
I hope those who are affected by the current lag issues are given a decent compensation gift as an apology
twin fog
And so would be the path of the current customers to get reparations for lost currency through customer support.
twilit lintel
Emergency Maintenance PLEASE and give everyone 20k event cash
dull mason
Emergency Maintenance PLEASE and give everyone 20k event cash
50k...
near bloom
And pointless as some people are playing without issue.
arctic river
This is so bad.
ashen kestrel
Error 403 and Errors 504
vague atlas
Server closed due to disease that is homophobic to mention
halcyon estuary
near bloom
@mortal elk still going strong on your special mod server?
carmine compass
I hope those who are affected by the current lag issues are given a decent compe...
would you like 5 dilithium?
merry whale
The update made the lag worse
patent vault
@heady moon How is your day going?
glad pike
Emergency Maintenance PLEASE and give everyone 20k event cash
Emergency Maintenance PLEASE and give everyone 20k event cash. (FTFY)
steady lion
Easy now... this isn't Whose Line
twilit lintel
The update made the lag worse
the game had an update?
serene spear
dusky condor
At least shields just went up
merry whale
iOS had one
sturdy umbra
In all honestly... might need to update some resumes after this event.
near bloom
At least shields just went up
Booo, spoiled a bunch of good raids
restive frost
No android update yet, it's lagging....🤣🤣🤣
near bloom
Yes I am heartless.
modest mountain
severe zenith
No. FIX the khest'n game. Don't add it here shows. Don't come up with new and boring ways to kill red triangles.... FIX the coding and language issues that have plaqued this game since it LAUNCHED .... over 5 years ago.
It's not really a lot to ask, especwhen one considers the outrageous amounts of money they charge. Earn it.
near bloom
If you did not know this, you must be new.
peak eagle
umbral vigil
@heady moon serious question : are you willing to try and get us some Chits as compensation for the issues?
ashen kestrel
-----------FYI EVERYONE IS SHIELDED
near bloom
No. FIX the khest'n game. Don't add it here shows. Don't come up with new and...
I haven’t been charged a penny to play this game in the time I was playing. Did something change?
oak charm
I was already in game when I seen your post and looked on GC to see if it's legit. IT IS!
ashen kestrel
4 hour shield is up for everyone
vague atlas
-----------FYI EVERYONE IS SHIELDED
not on my server shields have yet to be applied
drifting junco
Gold shields are up folks
heady moon
<@955524195280904224> How is your day going?
silk wyvern
LOL no
silk wyvern
No sheilds here
ashen kestrel
not on my server shields have yet to be applied
give it 30 seconds. takes time to hit every server
near bloom
<@955524195280904224> serious question : are you willing to try and get us some ...
Won’t happen because this place will go off like a nuclear explosion from all those that “accepted” they weren’t getting an FC slot and bought other stuff.
steady lion
https://tenor.com/view/bat-computer-batcomputer-gif-9510112
Nono... BAD computer... BAD
silk pivot
4 hour shield is up for everyone
Only a 4hr? They are being optimistic.
pastel ridge
Won’t happen because this place will go off like a nuclear explosion from all th...
like me lol
heady moon
Only a 4hr? They are being optimistic.
You gotta believe!
twin fog
Gold shields are up folks
4 hours, HA! They aren’t capable of figuring it out and correction in that time
near bloom
Only a 4hr? They are being optimistic.
It did take them four hours to get this far, so yeah 🙈
severe zenith
UPDATE?
Dude. Putting 23" rims on a rusty chevette is an update.
A Complete overhaul of the code is what's needed here.
vague atlas
where them shields at?
twilit lintel
i cant even upgrade my units lol
umbral vigil
Won’t happen because this place will go off like a nuclear explosion from all th...
That's my fear but I'm holding out as long as possible
keen rune
LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
warm pivot
4 coffees are rookie numbers
silk wyvern
Just shut the system down, this is pathetic.
plush grove
This is terrible
arctic river
Just shut the game down for a day at this point.
mossy steeple
Worst day possible to activate the war room scopely, but you did it anyway lol
keen rune
GAME BROKEN LAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
snow remnant
so cant do event cause ceasefire shield.... yikes
fluid shore
gaunt sage
scopely logic: launch pvp event, give ceasefire shield
bright mountain
Give us more currency!
snow remnant
or we stuck with not shields then
steady lion
Worst day possible to activate the war room scopely, but you did it anyway lol
Wait there was a GOOD day?
plush grove
Just turn this poop off
restive garden
Working as intended
ivory dove
4 hour shield right at the start of a pvp event?
plucky parcel
Only a 4hr? They are being optimistic.
really
pastel ridge
I like how they keep saying it’s my internet connection when it’s that this game is being held together with flex tape
sturdy umbra
Shield up. Turn it off.
restive frost
I'm this close to logging in...
sterile fox
@queen jolt some fun facts about coffee for you
- has a half life of 8 hours, meaning you shouldn't really drink it in the afternoon if you want a good night's sleep
- It also doesn't give you more energy, and just makes you use up what little you do have
fiery sable
no every one has the same issue
silk wyvern
You can't even properly roll out the sheilds
heady moon
Wait there was a GOOD day?
I think we had a good day last month...
bleak bolt
4 hours...that's awfully optimistic. This will probably be broken for days
distant crypt
@queen jolt IS the 4 hour shield a realistic estimate or a hopeful one? 😉 😂
opaque ridge
I'm this close to logging in...
run while you still can
solid kayak
twilit lintel
new meta? https://gyazo.com/a33afd6c6f4c02bd9e2510021fb5fc72
how we supposed to beat that event in 24 hrs?
heady moon
<@1072133524905267212> IS the 4 hour shield a realistic estimate or a hopeful on...
Probably the latter...
sturdy umbra
Honesty appreciated
plush grove
Good thing I set my miners for 8-10 hour spots this morning
serene drum
Pff millions of dollars have scamely but a game without lag is hard to get.... every week there is something about the game. Glad I'm not working at this company.
steady lion
Just turn this poop off
Moderator! It's pronounced "pewp"
stable token
I keep getting Error codes and check your internet connections looks like I’m not going to be able to play today
shy sequoia
Did scopely hire crowdstrike coders? Asking for a friend.
coarse phoenix
Probably the latter...
Oh Hammy.. I hope they pay you good money for this
fluid shore
how we supposed to beat that event in 24 hrs?
Maybe Hammy Ham has an answer once he's done telling us what he had for dinner 🤣
sturdy umbra
distant crypt
https://tenor.com/view/please-cat-cute-hoping-gif-14904334
is it connected to the azure outage this afternoon?
silk wyvern
The four hour sheild will expire before it even applys on my server, still nothing
arctic river
At this point. Shut the game down for maintenance. Its unplayable. Everyone on my server cant even play.
plush grove
Today was going to be a good day to play
vague atlas
Did scopely hire crowdstrike coders? Asking for a friend.
nah they hired AWS
tidal mesa
plush grove
I guess now I’m doing my honey do list. Damn
pastel ridge
and meanwhile my mayflower is just stranded rn
finite otter
I feel like Eco has logged onto Hammy's account. That's the kind of responses we're getting today.
vague atlas
is it connected to the azure outage this afternoon?
there's an AWS outage
bitter temple
Ya'll making it really easy to play Stormgate today
silk wyvern
is it connected to the azure outage this afternoon?
There is no Azure outage and no it's not
distant crypt
There is no Azure outage and no it's not
yes there was at 2pm this afternoon
fiery sable
WWE WORLD WIDE ERROR
next dagger
@heady moon - brining up the Tantaulus fields mishap from the arc launch. For us who bought it, we are still getting the comp chest right? As listed in the Official Announcement?
twilit lintel
Maybe Hammy Ham has an answer once he's done telling us what he had for dinner �...
idk but ik he gonna have these tonight
barren flax
stable token
Ya'll making it really easy to play Stormgate today
I’m going to go play Raid Shadow Legends
merry whale
Now I can’t get into the system
near bloom
Maybe Hammy Ham has an answer once he's done telling us what he had for dinner �...
@heady moon is having tacos cos it’s Tuesday, doofus.
vague atlas
There is no Azure outage and no it's not
there is no outage in Ba Sing Se
fossil obsidian
For the love of god, just fix the damn game. No more new content
arctic river
NO there are no reported issues https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status
queen jolt
<@1072133524905267212> some fun facts about coffee for you
- has a half life of...
pauly doesn't sleep...what is sleep
For the second bullet, it is more of a psychological effect?
sterile mountain
undone sparrow
There is no Azure outage and no it's not
merry whale
The one time I did nothing was in the system…not even my base
agile bolt
severe zenith
I haven’t been charged a penny to play this game in the time I was playing. Did...
Oh I hear ya. I stick to the $20 battle pass. My point is, there are much more functional games (like literally, every other game there is) and the highest buy in is maybe a $50. And they have many options at $5, $10, $20.
This one is MUCH too proud of its pixels. Hindred bucks for darn near anything, and the bonus of fresh interesting bugs every new roll out. C'mon $copely
heady moon
<@955524195280904224> - brining up the Tantaulus fields mishap from the arc lau...
Oh snap! Can you DM me about that?
steady lion
This is what happens when you don't wait for marriage, kids
silk wyvern
Ah ok, well this game doesn't run in Azure anyway
rocky escarp
pauly doesn't sleep...what is sleep
For the second bullet, it is more of a psych...
give the next cup of coffee to the server hamsters!
jaunty wren
Well guess I’ll go play some fifa or Star Wars battlefront while this stuff is cleared up
slim smelt
think they need new monkeyss
crude current
Most likely a sentient gas cloud or an exploding console.
vague atlas
This is what happens when you don't wait for marriage, kids
then you get disease and a 💉 in the 🍑
night zinc
Thanks for the 4-hr shield, Hopeless.
arctic river
BIG OOF on Azure
plush grove
https://tenor.com/view/essp-galahad-slumber-party-enderblitz-go-gif-24281455
It’s 105 here today… #nope
scenic loom
quit adding flags to the main announcement channel please what's the matter with common sense these days sheesh...add something relevant
sterile mountain
It’s 105 here today… #nope
Fair
magic glen
When they have "maintenance". https://tenor.com/view/what-if-money-though-what-if-money-tho-ryan-george-pitch-meeting-gif-23140806
solid kayak
then you get disease and a 💉 in the 🍑
they be getting the shots way before all that
mortal spire
pvp event when you cant even click attack
twilit lintel
can you imagine stfc on a xbox or playstation with this lag lol
worn island
free shield + Vi'Dar / Talios PvP event 😆
vague atlas
they be getting the shots way before all that
scopely servers need many shots rn
sterile fox
pauly doesn't sleep...what is sleep
For the second bullet, it is more of a psych...
Sleep is where you dream of electric sheep.
Second bullet point is that the chemical effect is like an adrenaline rush, which uses up more stored sugars and raises your heart rate, making you feel more alert and like you can do more. Your body uses up whatever it has stored, which then when the effect wears off, you've got even less energy than you did before.
languid elm
NO there are no reported issues https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status
But, but it has to be an AWS issue.
silk wyvern
The trick is, don't even bother trying to play. No point in even trying PvP
steady lion
they be getting the shots way before all that
Not where I was going with my joke but ok then
delicate tartan
https://tenor.com/view/essp-galahad-slumber-party-enderblitz-go-gif-24281455
I live in Arizona, I don't want to cook tyvm 🙃
heady moon
When they have "maintenance". https://tenor.com/view/what-if-money-though-what-i...
I love Pitch Meeting.
carmine compass
how do I start a new research... the queue ran away 
vague atlas
But, but it has to be an AWS issue.
arctic river
But, but it has to be an AWS issue.
I looked at Azure with disbelief just now.
tidal kite
https://tenor.com/view/please-cat-cute-hoping-gif-14904334
I have been up all night and waiting for a fix so I know I have a shield up. But the game is unplayable with the lag. I’m in cup 10. Hope it’s fixed soon as a 4 hour shield will not be enough. 😴.
Ps can’t do my events today thanks.
silk wyvern
how do I start a new research... the queue ran away <:mindpalm:63236109500848538...
Buy another one
vague atlas
giant spike in reports this morning
arctic river
it is AWS https://downdetector.com/status/aws-amazon-web-services/
no its azure.
zinc iron
there better be a whopper of a compensation chest… This is the worst it’s ever been
arctic river
languid elm
Maybe its Unity?
blissful dagger
wheat pendant
Hey look, the teaser for next crossover released! https://youtu.be/eu3s6ee7wLE?si=ySfkRHdYKxmx_auj
stable dagger
Scopely admins right now
heady moon
Scopely admins right now
finite crypt
I see we have a 4 hour Peace shield I got a 24hour one up after trying for 2 hours as I had no Faith you guys would be able to fix it in less time really 4hrs I have things to do at least 12hrs would be something I was calling for a 1 day shield
sterile fox
Hey look, the teaser for next crossover released! https://youtu.be/eu3s6ee7wLE?s...
Not in STFC, in the Lower Decks mobile game, but YES PLEASE!
They canonically crossed over in the comics before, so...
umbral vigil
Maybe its Unity?
daring tulip
Glitches out the Ass
rustic carbon
@queen jolt id say a 4 hr ceasefire is way too short at this point cant event activate a shield in game. should a minimum be 24 at this point.
faint vessel
When they have "maintenance". https://tenor.com/view/what-if-money-though-what-i...
haha LouisCat lol
rotund prism
overflow event seems to have a problem too
uneven fable
carmine compass
5 year ceasefire?
green ginkgo
Too many resources being wasted by Admin posting stupid quotes
heady moon
<@1072133524905267212> id say a 4 hr ceasefire is way too short at this point ca...
We might be a skosh optimistic about that 4 hour time....
full rose
everthing has a problem
neat dust
Failed
delicate tartan
twilit lintel
finite otter
Not in STFC, in the Lower Decks mobile game, but YES PLEASE!
They canonically c...
The comics are only canon to the comics, though. And only some of those.
green ginkgo
1 job run a decent lag free game. Epic Fail
pure dune
Community crash all together
faint vessel
Hey look, the teaser for next crossover released! https://youtu.be/eu3s6ee7wLE?s...
different games developer
plush grove
Waste of my lunch break today…. Booooo
neat dust
Also @queen jolt nobody cares about coffee or jokes. Fix this stupid game
merry whale
CAnt change ships now
cunning wave
Really? You give shield at the same time as a PVP event, does that work during an attack? Scopely Clever
merry whale
Seriously….how can you mess things up every time with updates
vapid sun
finite crypt
I am done with this I hope we get the servers Shut down a 1day shield and at least 10k Emergency Rations.
heady moon
5 year ceasefire?
That might be helpful...
primal stag
I rather play Global Thermonuclear war
crimson belfry
Is the lagging affecting everyone else?
neat remnant
Ha pvp tally event while lag is crazy
silk wyvern
Is the lagging affecting everyone else?
Nah, everything is perfect
crimson belfry
Lol
livid shell
Wish scopely could prepare me a dinner
stable dagger
night zinc
That's because they send more money on "Bek's" tattoo sleeves than they do on quality programming. Smoke and mirrors in place of bells and whistles.
heady moon
Is the lagging affecting everyone else?
pallid atlas
Wish scopely could prepare me a dinner
it would be ready next year
queen jolt
Sleep is where you dream of electric sheep.
Second bullet point is that the che...
Haha, I love that electric sheep (reminds me of Mareep - pokemon)
As for the chemical effect, it is like “Here’s a shortcut to exhaustion, enjoy the ride!” 🤣
finite otter
Wish scopely could prepare me a dinner
You'd get it just in time for breakfast.
short swift
wanton canyon
Does anyone read announcements? Thought only my alliance ignored them
green ginkgo
If they did you would starve to death waiting fir it
near blade
Can't even log on to pull miners 🤬
There goes my lat rush leaderboard spot 🤬🤬🤬🤬
gentle dirge
Gonna take a long time to progress to ops68 without spending...
digital valve
Quality! Woo!
zinc leaf
Galaxy Quest killed the STFC star🤣
naive edge
Cant complete rule of acq event - cant reset miner cuz freeze on game transition after reentry
Alliance mates going to other games
twilit lintel
livid shell
@queen jolt easy choice ? Right ? Right ??
stable dagger
Come on folks go buy Grapthar Hammer and all things will be alright again
jolly aurora
So it seems like territory was rest. And I don't mean it as just a visual thing. My refineries all say I don't have the improved versions up when I most certainly should.
digital valve
Scopely, hold your dev team accountable and start firing/replacing people.
livid shell
Lovely retrieving bug
twilit lintel
ngl tho i laughed my butt off when will slapped him in the face
queen jolt
<@1072133524905267212> easy choice ? Right ? Right ??
whats the blue button?
fossil obsidian
This is enough to boycott over. What happened to fixing the damn issues?
zenith stirrup
Scopely #winning! 🙄🙄🙄🙄
frail bay
I rather play Global Thermonuclear war
stable dagger
<@1072133524905267212> easy choice ? Right ? Right ??
You would think its an easy choice
twilit lintel
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE
slate smelt
This went from being a dumpster fire last night, when we first reported it, (and you should’ve fixed it ) to a friggin Canadian wildfire
brittle geyser
it is AWS https://downdetector.com/status/aws-amazon-web-services/
Wow scopely update took down AWS
sterile fox
Haha, I love that electric sheep (reminds me of Mareep - pokemon)
As for the ch...
You sir, just got even more awesome for the Pokémon reference.
That's pretty much it to be fair, so god knows how you're coping after 4 😅
crimson belfry
calm ledge
So it seems like territory was rest. And I don't mean it as just a visual thing....
same. and builds and research queues are gone too
tough dirge
twilit lintel
zenith stirrup
I love the 3 hour auto shield that put up….like they think they will have it fixed in 3 hours 😂😂😂😂
silk wyvern
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE
This crap happens all the time now
finite otter
We can't claim it.
wanton oar
It's on the way
fierce blaze
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE
I see a little Is silhouette of a man
gilded basalt
Heck with the chest be nice to play the game won't load at all now and I am on PC
wheat pendant
Bold to assume they can and will
gilded basalt
short pewter
queen jolt
You sir, just got even more awesome for the Pokémon reference.
That's pretty mu...
I'm probably sleeping like a hibernating bear!
tidal kite
I'm probably sleeping like a hibernating bear!
I have been up all night and waiting for a fix so I know I have a shield up. But the game is unplayable with the lag. I’m in cup 10. Hope it’s fixed soon as a 4 hour shield will not be enough. 😴.
Ps can’t do my events today thanks.
jovial talon
gentle dirge
I'm probably sleeping like a hibernating bear!
Dont you mean like the dev team?
fast sun
pauly doesn't sleep...what is sleep
For the second bullet, it is more of a psych...
@queen jolt we going to get the borg event points/rewards after spending hours trying to get in and finish and not being able to?
sterile fox
I'm probably sleeping like a hibernating bear!
You mean like a Bewear?
jolly aurora
narrow summit
One job, indeed. Making the game work. Wait...
wanton oar
arctic river
SCOPELY ALL IM GETTING AT HOT BANANAS
twilit lintel
HOW just tell me how are we gonna get this
dapper scaffold
wanton oar
heady moon
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/509688840282308608/1016727617854001283/...
This made me laugh.
zenith stirrup
$5 says they blame CrowdStrike
arctic river
Scopely only giving us: "Banana Hot" .
merry whale
Take the game offline
tiny rover
https://tenor.com/view/bsod-gif-26376970
Haha. I remember when we had to type .exe commands in MS-DOS to get a program to launch.
nova shadow
Has anyone noticed the little bit of lag we seem to be experiencing? /s
wheat pendant
bright mulch
My game doesn't even load
rapid iron
Roll back the change. Just roll it back.
mortal spire
everyone can thnk the ppl who complained about their missing PD
gentle dirge
Haha. I remember when we had to type .exe commands in MS-DOS to get a program t...
Difference is they were local and we owned them.
mortal spire
cause its that impt
queen jolt
I have been up all night and waiting for a fix so I know I have a shield up. Bu...
If you send a ticket to our support crew, please send me the ticket number so I can look into your case
grave root
mellow lake
Roll back the game to 2 years ago when it was still fun and didn’t crash every 5 minutes
earnest raven
Star Trek Lag Command - 0 star. Do not recommend.
twin fog
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!!!!
carmine compass
my game takes 5 minutes to load... and then says that I have no internet 😭
heady moon
Just a heads up we will be working on a comp!
amber depot
weak bobcat
Star Trek Lag Command - 0 star. Do not recommend.
Imagine you're a new player who downloaded the game for the first time today...
heady moon
nova shadow
Its just the new STFC content patch. Its called "Strange New Outside"
distant gyro
wheat pendant
Wow the scopely arc survey went so well they broke the game in response 😂
queen jolt
You mean like a Bewear?
Did I just meet a Pokémon buddy today? 👀
chilly cypress
silk wyvern
Imagine you're a new player who downloaded the game for the first time today...
A good warning to find another game
twilit lintel
slender ridge
Best be a good comp
dapper scaffold
solid ledge
504 error code trying to load my system
heady moon
That's the spirit!
wheat pendant
https://tenor.com/view/windows-xp-gif-22350881
Windows xp was good, this is more like vista
stray cape
steel igloo
Current state of the game
sterile fox
Did I just meet a Pokémon buddy today? 👀
You betcha! 😁
I might even have gone to EUIC last year and Worlds the year before 👀
carmine lion
Comps are now e rations, kinda like cracker jacks prize inside.
solid kayak
geuss im glad i launched a day shield at 3am this morning lmao
heady moon
I hope not...
opaque badger
narrow summit
Its just the new STFC content patch. Its called "Strange New Outside"
Star Trek Touch Grass Command
steel igloo
Scopely IT
twilit lintel
Windows xp was good, this is more like vista
or more like
livid shell
Anyone face Q hostile targeting miss ?
livid shell
I target the hostile my ship stops
solid ledge
steel igloo
Community managers
untold gale
solid kayak
is it political if its true?
simple wadi
livid shell
Ohh there’s lag ? I thought it’s normal speed
amber depot
south ice
I see the game is running spectacular as usual 😂
finite crypt
Look I know I said I was Done but not trusting that my Shield was really up I checked again as I had no Faith that it would stay up and on top of that the 4 hr shield they gave us is at this right now for me and Booted again due to Lag.
keen bluff
This isn't lag, this is a broken game is what this is
graceful gyro
green ginkgo
C:\del .
solid kayak
ah i had no idea the birds and the bees could be political
livid shell
Sometimes my ship stops when I target the Q hostile but it’s not all the time .
fierce blaze
severe zenith
ah i had no idea the birds and the bees could be political
It depends .... did the birds identify as bee's?
heady moon
Not great timing...
slate smelt
@queen jolt
opaque badger
I like how servers are running worse than when I played on 56k as a kid
solid kayak
It depends .... did the birds identify as bee's?
i do not know give me a second ill go ask them
opal sleet
opal sleet
Roll back
queen jolt
<@1072133524905267212>
@slate smelt
fast sage
JUST PUT IT IN MAINTAINCE MODE ALREADY !!!!!
faint vessel
Benutze Vemet als Kapitän, du wirst immer noch Kanonenfutter sein, aber du bekommst 2x Punkte statt 1 für das Sterben
loud silo
Scopley- activates a shield
Everyone else- We can't get on the game
twilit lintel
livid shell
@queen jolt I love you bro.. you still nice even after many roasts
dapper scaffold
inner wave
I admire Scopely
slate smelt
<@576998927870590976>
How’s scopely plan on compensating those who had the hammer pack and lost time on the exo for hours?
arctic river
carmine compass
👀
heady moon
JUST PUT IT IN MAINTAINCE MODE ALREADY !!!!!
ember iron
I have lost 3 ships waiting for the lag to pass. I can't get the repairs back can I?
pastel ridge
I have a feeling I’m gonna have a destroyed ship by the time I open the game next
dapper scaffold
I admire Scopely
For being able to completely fail and still have their jobs?
pastel ridge
I have lost 3 ships waiting for the lag to pass. I can't get the repairs back ca...
3?!
heady moon
How’s scopely plan on compensating those who had the hammer pack and lost time o...
Good question.
wanton oar
For being able to completely fail and still have their jobs?
Are you on server 29
solid sparrow
Just put it in maintenance mode.
carmine compass
20 comp chest later....
pastel mica
everything still broken
dapper scaffold
Are you on server 29
Sure am, did I take your opc this week?
pastel ridge
pastel mica
When will game stop breaking
rough junco
Peace shields during a pvp event 🙈
slate smelt
Good question.
Thats a huge hit for those that bought it
hot needle
I smell a really big compensation chest for this. Wow a minute of lag after collecting all the collection chests in this game
lean wyvern
wanton oar
Sure am, did I take your opc this week?
No but I think wiz got yours
severe zenith
"The shield will be invisible until you restart the game. Players who do not restart may encounter an error when attempting to hit a station."
🤔
harsh atlas
May be time to quit this horrible game as it's obvious Scopely doesn't value our time or even our money
arctic river
YUP
pastel ridge
When will game stop breaking
cool ships
grand shore
comp chest with an 8 hour shield incoming
inner wave
The brave indefatigable optimism required to believe this will be resolved before that 4 hour shield is up is amazing
harsh atlas
Do we get some Kumari BPs?
queen jolt
<@1072133524905267212> I love you bro.. you still nice even after many roasts
I'm ||nicepool|| Please don’t check it if you haven’t watched Wolverine and Deadpool yet or are planning to watch it.
solid sparrow
When will game stop breaking
Trillions of res at ops 47 😳
pastel ridge
Do we get some Kumari BPs?
realta or bust
heady moon
"The shield will be invisible until you restart the game. Players who do not res...
Gotta keep you on your toes!
solid ledge
@grand shore I could use an unlocked of Carol freeman
slate plover
What good is the peace sheild if ur already sheilded þhe timer doesnt stop so it is jus wasted
gentle sable
broken salmon
@heady moon @queen jolt Maybe postpone War Room as many are having issues?
naive edge
pastel ridge
in all seriousness tho I want to level up my vi’dar
arctic river
i love this mud
heady moon
I'm ||nicepool|| **Please don’t check it if you haven’t watched Wolverine and De...
You're not tricking me into spoilers this time!
misty pelican
I just like the lag I actually have to do work at work. How dare you?
narrow summit
Scopely be like
queen jolt
let me grab a quick lunch peeps. brb
heady moon
Thanks for not spoiling that for the rest of the server!
finite otter
Change the record, man.
ember iron
So When is the Lag ending??
solid kayak
yeah no worries the nuclear reactor will just melt down while you are gone
graceful gyro
loud silo
Has anyone tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
crisp nest
So When is the Lag ending??
the day after tomorrow
harsh atlas
So When is the Lag ending??
Neverrrrrrrrrrrrr
wanton oar
So When is the Lag ending??
Never
solid kayak
Has anyone tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
im not in california. so no
arctic river
NEVER CHANGE
timid trench
let me grab a quick lunch peeps. brb
For the record, there’s always lag and performance issues.
harsh atlas
For the record, there’s always lag and performance issues.
You can get a performance pill for that
pastel mica
Where is the scopely lag pack?
obtuse meteor
This ain’t lag Scopely, this is broken game when it crashes every 15 seconds
heady moon
pastel mica
For only 99.99 you can end the lag
arctic river
Can we get MORE LAG?
merry whale
The game is seriously unplayable
bright mulch
Still not working
loud silo
I figured it out!! Someone is trying to get a pay raise.
arctic river
https://tenor.com/view/lag-gaming-door-gif-17974671
how my ships are recalling
ruby mica
So excited for the 1000 field rations that we are going to get for this 
warm shuttle
heady moon
heady moon
I figured it out!! Someone is trying to get a pay raise.
Curses! You figured me out!
arctic river
I kinda picture the Scopely dev team like the characters in Lower Decks. Over looked, over worked, under staffed but dammit the love what they do.
severe zenith
https://tenor.com/view/lag-gaming-door-gif-17974671
OMG! the most bestest meme that explains STFC in meme form.
Well done sir.... well done
He's even wearing a red shirt. Perfection
loud silo
Curses! You figured me out!
Honestly, it is a genius move.
arctic river
potent crater
Why do some of ya'll put thousands of dollars into this game? For real.
slender jungle
https://tenor.com/view/suck-my-unit-robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder-kirk-lazarus...
RDJ is T'challa now?
loud silo
Why do some of ya'll put thousands of dollars into this game? For real.
We want to
blissful mesa
The server errors are NO LONGER UNEXPECTED...
tender gazelle
We dont need galaxy guest we need a working game.
analog river
Whoever greenlit galaxy quest should be fired
blissful mist
arctic river
We dont need galaxy guest we need a working game.
i mean---- we need a lil' bit of galaxy quest as a treat
shell crag
I’ll just take a treasury compensation
arctic river
warm shuttle
We dont need galaxy guest we need a working game.
Quality over quantity
dense coral
dull mason
Please 🙏🙏
Extend the mu Frags asap @queen jolt @terse jackal @heady moon
wanton oar
I’ll just take a treasury compensation
I will take a full enterprise unlock
solid ledge
@warm shuttle I think that they got it backwards
dense coral
solid kayak
ooooooo it went up in an hour by 1
warm shuttle
<@881293285530955796> I think that they got it backwards
If the whales are spending, does it matter?
vague atlas
game closed due to SIDS
rare quarry
Average gameplay atm
loud silo
blissful mist
If the whales are spending, does it matter?
you know that answer tribble
fallow shadow
Quality over quantity
now where did i see that before.......🤔
merry whale
Target a ship…hit attack….five minutes later I get an error
ruby mica
blissful mist
they dont care
distant crypt
@heady moon You may want to get this timer extended? 😛
sweet python
Here’s $1000 lat and some speed ups, maybe a few officer recruit tokens for your trouble 😂
fallow shadow
now where did i see that before.......🤔
arctic river
Scopely I belive in you.
tiny tendon
So excited for the 1000 field rations that we are going to get for this <:somuch...
On the bright side we might get enough of them to score a tier in one of the new syndicate events at the rate they’re going. Unless they move the goal posts again
dense coral
vague atlas
Here’s $1000 lat and some speed ups, maybe a few officer recruit tokens for your...
$1000 worth of the latinum vault pack lol
pastel mica
No slow mode? Even the community mods don't care anymore
finite otter
https://tenor.com/view/i-love-the-energy-kardinal-offishall-canadas-got-talent-g...
That guy's Hollywood Montrose cosplay is on point.
topaz pecan
chilly temple
Oh, for Scopely? Nah I'd be more surprised if they were competent.
grim thistle
do they use azure - its borked right now https://azure.status.microsoft/en-us/status
fierce blaze
solid kayak
If the whales are spending, does it matter?
the whales are spending. advise me are you on the game right now? is them having a crossover with galaxy quest a joke? are there lots of great things and no bugs?
warm shuttle
you know that answer tribble
Even the gc dumpster fire is quiet, so... win?
sterile fox
https://tenor.com/view/squirtle-squad-drink-pokemon-squirtle-nod-gif-21880268
Excellent!
dull mason
That guy's Hollywood Montrose cosplay is on point.
Those glasses were also on back to the future
civic geyser
Pffft I say to your shield it lasted 1 minute 😈
vapid fern
arctic river
5 mins
chilly temple
To expensive. 1 for all of you!
keen bluff
This is gonna push those that were cloe to quitting over the edge. This is gonna cost you players Scopley
crimson belfry
look it's working now!
gilded spire
We need to keep sharing this until they start actually living up to this farce of a statement
fallow shadow
finite otter
Those glasses were also on back to the future
That's the 80s for you.
crimson belfry
made ya look, lol
twin fog
This is gonna push those that were cloe to quitting over the edge. This is gonna...
They don’t care
warm shuttle
the whales are spending. advise me are you on the game right now? is them having...
It's unplayable... you can't recall, you can't attack, you can't repair...
arctic river
it actually may not even be there fault this time!
dull mason
That's the 80s for you.
I have a pair 🤣🤣
ruby mica
On the bright side we might get enough of them to score a tier in one of the new...
They will add in the "Ludicrous" events with the spaceballs crossover, to replace the "quantum" events
broken salmon
They definitely did not uphold that promise... How many more loops have they added this year?
upper garnet
Why is it when there are new mobile game updates that isn’t reported here?
wanton oar
it actually may not even be there fault this time!
Taking bets on it
fallow shadow
They definitely did not uphold that promise... How many more loops have they add...
too freaking many!!!
delicate dragon
arctic river
😄
finite otter
I have a pair 🤣🤣
Same! I got mine from Pizza Hut's BTTF2 promotion! 🤣
solid kayak
It's unplayable... you can't recall, you can't attack, you can't repair...
yeah it sure is which as my point the whales spending the 10k$ daily they are allowed has done what for the game?
arctic river
warm shuttle
@solid kayak and about GQ, the joke is on us, the arc is real
zenith portal
Hey Scopely, ya'll need any IT help?
dense coral
heady moon
Pffft I say to your shield it lasted 1 minute 😈
pffft
twin fog
It’s going to be hilarious when Galaxy quest drops and the game is even worse than right now
loud silo
Live look inside IT
rare quarry
@heady moon can we get 1.3k field rations for this
midnight sigil
They even censor us conveying they’re incompetent
solid kayak
<@925739741436051467> and about GQ, the joke is on us, the arc is real
well ive seen info on crossovers with the other star trek games one with a doctor who game
sly dawn
exotic kraken
I can’t login I hope I still shields on my base
midnight sigil
They could just stop releasing ARC content and actually fix the issue ALL of them
coarse sinew
This total bs
grim thistle
wanton oar
I can’t login I hope I still shields on my base
You should have a 4 hour gold shield
hollow zephyr
I can’t login I hope I still shields on my base
They gave everyone free 4 hour shield
gleaming ridge
They definitely did not uphold that promise... How many more loops have they add...
the ex-borg store does help.
warm shuttle
well ive seen info on crossovers with the other star trek games one with a docto...
At least Doctor Who and ST crossover is cannon
exotic kraken
Ok thank you
inland venture
hello all
twin fog
I also find it very ironic they released that quality over quantity segment in the road map. The game has seen more lag and event failings over the last 2 months than the 12 months prior
heady moon
<@955524195280904224> can we get 1.3k field rations for this
Um... I'll see what I can do...
uncut void
solid kayak
At least Doctor Who and ST crossover is cannon
cannon = a device used to hurl large amounts of dust forward into an opening to fill a hole where they dont know what else to do
finite crypt
On top of all this Lag BS and not being able to play for a lot of the day and do the Borg events and having a crazy hard time trying to get my Shield up again and not play. And the Lowest arc Ever for the Event Currency
lapis turtle
carmine lion
worn sky
I finished the crash event
blissful mist
I can’t login I hope I still shields on my base
they gave everyone 4 hr peace shield earlier
ruby mica
I also find it very ironic they released that quality over quantity segment in t...
It's not ironic, it's dishonesty
rare quarry
Average loading screen
hexed sparrow
Hey buddies 🤣
twin fog
On top of all this Lag BS and not being able to play for a lot of the day and do...
You didn’t really expect that fleet commander a lot did you?
faint vessel
Average loading screen
yay red fan of doom
finite otter
At least Doctor Who and ST crossover is cannon
Only in some secondary media, though.
outer mesa
lol just tell scopley c.e.o.s to sell one of the 5 yatches the whales are buying them every month and dump it back into the game so it works lol the whales will just buy them another one in a month 👍 😊
faint vessel
https://tenor.com/view/bye-cat-helicopter-cat-helicopter-chopper-gif-82975206422...
hahaha kittycopter
finite crypt
You didn’t really expect that fleet commander a lot did you?
I bought the slot anyway so....???
solid ledge
slow cargo
Just pull the game down put it in maintenance and call it a day.
slow cargo
They need to do that. Pull the game down.
median matrix
anyone have the link to put in a support ticket?
arctic river
me restarting my game over and over
sturdy umbra
I love how the game says "Please check your internet connection" - yeah. It's not me
hot nacelle
slender jungle
At this rate, we'll need a comp for the lag in getting this hot garbaged comp'd
faint vessel
They need to do that. Pull the game down.
why its seems to be working fine in eu/apac?
green mural
Only in some secondary media, though.
Star Trek was mentioned in Space Babies, so RTD is definitely keen on getting a crossover in canon
rare quarry
Um... I'll see what I can do...
Good we need these field rations for the money! (We will aceept more but you wouldn't want us to get more than one Jul chest )
median matrix
my game is completely unplayable, it keeps telling me to check my internect connection
dusky condor
I'm guessing its a Micrisoft Azure Issue? Redis Lab relies upon Azure, Google Cloud and AWS infrastructure. Azure is basically dying right now.
sinful sleet
Just because it's still called AWS doesn't mean Alibaba Web Servers are the same as Amazon Web Servers!
timber valve
grim thistle
azure is down yeah
gray lark
@heady moon do they give you the chance to meet the technicians face to face? With loads of spicy sauce to spring to their eyes?
gray lark
Or was it Pauli the tacoman?
lapis bloom
merry whale
Oh boy…got those extra transwarp cells…took three minutes to get them…but can’t see the system where my base is
undone echo
finite otter
Star Trek was mentioned in Space Babies, so RTD is definitely keen on getting a ...
Never going to happen. Mobile games are one thing.
uncut void
I can't open the game
warm shuttle
cannon = a device used to hurl large amounts of dust forward into an opening to ...
Oh I'm sorry I used the incorrect word while accommodating everyone by not using my first language lol
twin fog
I bought the slot anyway so....???
I did too but I knew they wouldn’t source enough currency for it.
grim thistle
proud parrot
Imagine spending thousands on a game the breaks all the time 😭
silk wyvern
I can't open the game
They are doing you a favor
weak umbra
Woohoo this new player function of watching the loading screen forever is awesome. #feature
wanton oar
merry whale
Take….the…game…down…for…maintenance
green mural
Never going to happen. Mobile games are one thing.
Did you see that RTD and Kurtzman did a panel together at SDCC this last weekend?
umbral mulch
Wait till u have to reset miners took 3 hrs
magic folio
@queen jolt only 4 cups of coffee? really? if you are not shaking, you need more!
neat remnant
Error 429 error 429
arctic river
coral notch
Heroic OFP overflow SMS's timer broken?
arctic river
😄
proud parrot
Buy one pack from the event store get a free box of tissues to cry to yourself for not being able to use it
keen merlin
I cant even log in. The game crash immediately. Scopely owes us BIG TIME and some stupid little box full of nothing isn't going to cut it. This is beyond ridiculous. It's like Scopely is cutting it's own throat to get rid of us.
nova shadow
They can't take it down because its running the PD refresh script....probably
viral radish
miners have no where to go. my station is gone!
finite otter
Did you see that RTD and Kurtzman did a panel together at SDCC this last weekend...
Yes. It's still not going to happen.
silk wyvern
Heroic OFP overflow SMS's timer broken?
Everything is broken
grim thistle
magic cedar
merry whale
I feel like Scopely is that bad doctor who continually says they can fix it but makes the patient worse with each cut
blissful mesa
This better be the best oopsie chest ever.
solid ledge
Glad I'm mining lat
arctic river
wait the game is written in python?!
twin fog
Guys and gals…..if they take the game down for maintenance that means the 5 servers who are up and running can’t spend money. We can’t have that now can we?! They won’t think about how much this is actually going to cost them in the next 6 months.
arctic river
this wins
faint badger
Wonder when we will get an update as to when this will be fixed. Also will we receive a good will “reward” for things being down
sinful sleet
opal imp
rare quarry
Scolpey can we have free therapy session for this trauma
finite crypt
I did too but I knew they wouldn’t source enough currency for it.
Yeah and that being the case just Proves how Scopely seems to give the Middle Finger to Players on top of all the issues they have just running the game. But your Right and that suxs they make us go through the Loops only to Fail to get what they say we should be able to get.
grim thistle
twin fog
Wonder when we will get an update as to when this will be fixed. Also will we re...
Christmas in July
hot needle
Hay scopely what happened to quality over quantity? Seems to be the quality is still lacking tremendously
arctic river
i will accept 5000k transporter patterns happily.
warm shuttle
Wonder when we will get an update as to when this will be fixed. Also will we re...
50 parsteel and one Keenser shard
wanton oar
i will accept 5000k transporter patterns happily.
Me too
upper spade
Only a 4 hour ceasefire...sounds a little optimistic of Scopely.
rare quarry
Scolpey can we have free therapy session for this trauma
nova shadow
Hay scopely what happened to quality over quantity? Seems to be the quality is s...
Yeah but the quantity has been reduced to 0 so they aint wrong
proven valve
I'd rather get event store currency as a comp chest
tired sinew
50 parsteel and one Keenser shard
OG M'Benga
rare quarry
OH give us QOL!
arctic river
5000 transporter patterns please DADDY SCOPELY
dull mason
Glad I'm mining lat
I might have won Lat rush, I just don't know...
rare quarry
WE JUST WANT LAG FIXed
heady moon
its super entertaining.
See, maybe this lag isn't so bad afterall. Silver linings!
twin fog
In case anyone missed it
upper spade
Quality....
arctic river
hollow tiger
My guys can't even do their flash pass on server 89. Which is ridiculous. Except I can't even tell you how many people are complaining because their names and avatars won't load. I suspect this is two or three people because I know my team pretty well. (First two comments I think are the same commodore)
frosty summit
K
heady moon
In case anyone missed it
I've never seen or heard of that before.
flint ruin
We don’t release anything untested…
warm shuttle
In case anyone missed it
This didn't age well
rare quarry
See, maybe this lag isn't so bad afterall. Silver linings!
Don't try to sugar coat it my miner if I could log on just need to return to my base now I've lost the event
grave root
Cant do pvp event. Sadface
twin fog
I've never seen or heard of that before.
Neither have the players!!
orchid bough
But, but, they’re adding new grinds and loops
wanton oar
My guys can't even do their flash pass on server 89. Which is ridiculous. Except...
Neither can 29
finite otter
My guys can't even do their flash pass on server 89. Which is ridiculous. Except...
No one can do anything.
gray lark
So, was the Borg cube a compensation in advance? I admit, thats forward thinking!
rare quarry
I've never seen or heard of that before.
That's what yall say about anything improving lag or bugs
ruby mica
I've never seen or heard of that before.
Maybe it should be pinned then? 🤔
sacred geode
Scopley, step away from the pooch
elfin sinew
I've got ships that aren't home but yet not in a remote system and not warping. just ZZZ in nowhere land
flint ruin
Was it Bek that said that…? I can’t remember which revolving-door CM contributed that little gem…
hot needle
Yeah but the quantity has been reduced to 0 so they aint wrong
Um the mirror universe is a lot of quantity most likely to much quantity
orchid bough
willow gazelle
well, 3 day shield is up... take a break... do people still drive cars or are we flying around like the jetsons? or is everyone running around on dirt bikes illegally with no insurance
heady moon
Don't try to sugar coat it my miner if I could log on just need to return to my ...
Everybody is in such a hurry these days. Sometimes its nice to stop and smell the flowers.
rare quarry
My guys can't even do their flash pass on server 89. Which is ridiculous. Except...
If you go to the little bar that says text when your not in chat it still has names
coarse phoenix
I forgot they created a player council and then we never heard from them again.
Scopely taking notes from Boeing?
civic pasture
Maybe they should reconsider the cuts they made in the I.T. dept??
elfin sinew
I can't slack off at work with the game down. c'mon scopely
warm shuttle
So, was the Borg cube a compensation in advance? I admit, thats forward thinking...
Considering that it only benefits the lower ops, I'd say no... whales in my server have at least two. Maxed cubes around
heady moon
fathom ruin
The lag is insane
flint ruin
He’s trying to be cute…🤣
proud parrot
Scopely call my mother-in-law she'll tell you how to fix it apparently she knows everything
winged vigil
Im telling you bringing in Galaxy Quest has broken the game!
arctic river
heady moon
You can slack off with discord instead.
hollow tiger
It's more impressive that anyone can even get their ships out of dock right now. I haven't been able to for 3 hours.
faint vessel
maybe scopely could work out what will be comp'd - then people will just write todays events off and do something else, rather than get more annoyed ? 🤔
finite otter
Everybody is in such a hurry these days. Sometimes its nice to stop and smell th...
It's in poor taste to crack jokes when people's hard work is being invalidated by the problems in the game you presently represent.
twin fog
Good news everyone! Rev’s survey is out and it’s still July! Make sure to tell $copes how you feel!
hollow zephyr
Finally got it to change to talios…. Then finally got it into system… then finally got to see system…. Sort of
loud silo
@heady moon how about finishing all of my available research trees?
dull mason
You deserve a Server Medal 👉🏼🏅
fading cave
S14 appears to have the entire TC area reset again
arctic river
here i sit broken hearted went to play but scopely farted
rare quarry
You can slack off with discord instead.
If you want us sniffing flower fr make it an event it will be better than 90% of other events
hollow zephyr
heady moon
It's in poor taste to crack jokes when people's hard work is being invalidated b...
Apologies. Some players here were offering humorous memes as well.
arctic river
heady moon
If you want us sniffing flower fr make it an event it will be better than 90% of...
Fair!
finite otter
Apologies. Some players here were offering humorous memes as well.
They're not Scopely's representative.
rare quarry
https://tenor.com/view/going-to-bed-fail-caleb-labelle-daniel-labelle-midair-lag...
Ok scolpey
dull mason
https://tenor.com/view/look-at-the-flowers-twd-carl-sad-gif-13413320
That was a really sad moment
bright mulch
sly dawn
mossy flare
I have no building or research queues. That’s not normal, right?
loud silo
exotic willow
almost impossible to get the game to load and it crashes almost instantly
gilded basalt
Of course the store still works
rare quarry
I want compensation
orchid bough
You deserve a Server Medal 👉🏼🏅
Not mine but worthy of a share for sure
rare quarry
Of course the store still works
It's the only thing without bugs lol
twin fog
I want compensation
Well when it comes to Scopely you can want in 1 hand and 💩 in the other and see which fills up first.
trail root
They really screwed it up this time
rare quarry
It's the only thing without bugs lol
@heady moon bring down the shop to when you try to update the game with a knockoff ahow
brisk mesa
Interesting, People give Scopely their time money and energy and this is consistently what they get. Quality
wide steppe
How's that quality everyone lol
shell shoal
Why is the sdcc2024 code not working????
arctic river
i love being banged by scopely! lmao i spend soooooo much money on this game. like thousands 😄
whole grail
Domination
proud parrot
Why is the sdcc2024 code not working????
Dfu error
gilded basalt
They really screwed it up this time
Or did the Screw it down 🤔
arctic river
heady moon
They're not Scopely's representative.
I do represent Scopely, but I think being completely humorless even in times like this wouldn't improve the situation.
viscid vortex
finite otter
Why is the sdcc2024 code not working????
It's probably expired.
rare quarry
i love being banged by scopely! lmao i spend soooooo much money on this game. li...
Im off the the p2w pill never spent a dime on scolpey
proud parrot
Now my extra construction queues are gone
wide steppe
solid ledge
viscid vortex
please keep it coming i need more reasons to quit.
shell shoal
It's probably expired.
Did not know when it even started
twin fog
I do represent Scopely, but I think being completely humorless even in times lik...
Well how about some insight then to what they believe the problem is?
wide steppe
Scopley with the cube
fleet moth
It is for problems like today that ALL PvP events should have a non-PvP option like using hailing frequencies.
velvet hill
Soo glad I checked here before logging in today. Looks like I'm taking a day away from the game.
uneven fable
dark nest
this game sucks major ass, and has become a waste of time and money.
loud silo
@heady moon did someone click the link for the Nigerian prince who wants to send money?
void stratus
@solid ledge Where’d you get that Obsidian cam?
wide pumice
reboot the servers already..
arctic river
BRB Changing my game tags to "Retrieving"
lavish thistle
finite otter
I do represent Scopely, but I think being completely humorless even in times lik...
Flip your perspective. If you had numerous problems with a business that repeatedly took your money and underdelivered and an employee came out cracking jokes. Wouldn't you be perturbed?
solid ledge
@void stratus what
solemn gate
Nobody cares how many fricken cups of coffee Pauly has had.... Fix the problem!!!
void wolf
The Quality Quest update is sure going well ...
arctic river
Scopely can we get back to gaming so can start pumping my BUCKS into invisible product PLEASE!? 😂
bright mulch
Nobody cares how many fricken cups of coffee Pauly has had.... Fix the problem!!...
Pauly is the hamster running the servers get him more coffee!!!
lavish thistle
I'm surprised someone hasn't turned on slow mode here yet 🤣
heady moon
<@955524195280904224> did someone click the link for the Nigerian prince who wan...
He told me he inherited a whole bunch of money and needed my help to get it. He seemed legit...
coarse phoenix
Fewer people playing means more server space, right?
wide steppe
twin fog
I will say this @heady moon and @queen jolt you 2 are better than your predecessor.
slow ember
void stratus
@solid ledge It was a joke. Obsidian Hamster. Hamsters spinning in the wheel.
merry whale
@solemn gate Pauly is probably in the bathroom pooping from all the coffee
heady moon
Just a while guess, but I'd say fixing the lag might help...
ember ginkgo
solid ledge
@void stratus GIF
rare quarry
Scolpey get the game running faster that means more money
faint vessel
Nobody cares how many fricken cups of coffee Pauly has had.... Fix the problem!!...
they're community managers not engineers/devs. 🙈
fallow shadow
blissful dune
Flip your perspective. If you had numerous problems with a business that repeate...
They don’t take your money, you freely give it to them.
oblique prism
Everybody is in such a hurry these days. Sometimes its nice to stop and smell th...
agreed Hammy, that is why Scopley should stop being in such a hurry to release new content and rather take the time to stop, fix the bugs, fix the lag, slowly add incremental QoL improvements and allow the player to smell the flowers of a game that works vs a game ramming content down their throats a breakneck speed 🙂
wanton oar
Have they tried turning the servers off and back on
loud silo
He told me he inherited a whole bunch of money and needed my help to get it. He ...
I would believe him. He sent me some money and now I'm out here living life.
void stratus
@heady moon Can those of us that bought our cubes get some Gorn ship BP?
velvet hill
https://tenor.com/view/angry-sand-noises-angry-angry-sand-sand-people-angry-sand-people-gif-15181576
short peak
why are the servers still up?
faint vessel
He told me he inherited a whole bunch of money and needed my help to get it. He ...
could i have his number? seems more legit than a lot of my ex boyfriends 🙈 😹
wet thunder
Flip your perspective. If you had numerous problems with a business that repeate...
I appreciate the humor. It's not like Ham can do anything about it.
viscid vortex
can not wait for compensation chest of 1 c lat. lol
finite otter
They don’t take your money, you freely give it to them.
Not my money. I'm referring to the person from earlier in the convo. I'm not giving them cash.
arctic river
I'm surprised someone hasn't turned on slow mode here yet 🤣
nooo mods please dont this is fun
silk wyvern
lost narwhal
why are the servers still up?
They need to take the game offline for a bit, reboot all servers, do whatever it takes, but they have instead decided to leave it online, and probably have tones of peoples bases getting raided
arctic river
Will they be adding shrimp into the game?
heady moon
agreed Hammy, that is why Scopley should stop being in such a hurry to release n...
Touche!
rare quarry
https://tenor.com/view/the-bigbang-theory-you-suck-so-hard-you-suck-suck-loser-g...
... what way
arctic river
There isnt enough boiled shrimp.
finite otter
I appreciate the humor. It's not like Ham can do anything about it.
Not mocking irate customers is something he can do.
sharp flume
faint vessel
why are the servers still up?
because 2/3 of the regions servers are working almost fine 🙈
signal stump
Wish they would Shut em down Fix the Issue then flip em back on. Stead of trying to fix it while we all go Crazy with Lag I ain't seen since Dial Up....
flint ruin
This is a good reminder that literally nothing inside the game even matters.
Go outside and touch grass…
wide steppe
loud silo
I'm not even upset that the game is broken. This chat is off the chain.
void patrol
This is a good reminder that literally nothing inside the game even matters.
Go...
It is too hot and muggy
finite otter
agreed Hammy, that is why Scopley should stop being in such a hurry to release n...
Fixing bugs doesn't buy yachts. New content does.
merry whale
What about smoking grass
acoustic orbit
Just a guess, but guessing that Scopely servers got DDoS’d….
lavish thistle
Someone must have quit after setting the servers for a deep virus scan
thorn dragon
The store section works just fine. Maybe shut that down and re-route server power to the actual game? Just a thought...
carmine lion
arctic river
woeful parcel
https://tenor.com/view/connection-issue-world-of-warcraft-cataclysm-easy-latam-doerhamy-gif-25948098
zenith fractal
How does this affect our purchase of the grabthars hammer
proud parrot
I'm so bored I just gave myself a dirty Sanchez 😭
silk wyvern
How does this affect our purchase of the grabthars hammer
The payment will work no issues
copper prawn
Im wondering if the amazon servers they're using have Intel cpus and bunch burned out
arctic river
smells like a hot fart in here
lavish thistle
wide steppe
soft pine
Go go go go ! Scopely! ! ! 🚨🚨🚨
hollow tiger
Lol when the ceasefire shields have lag. I shielded earlier when the lag was getting unbearable. My "4 hour" ceasefire shield just showed up and I've been in and out of the game easily 100+ times since the announcement because I have to restart every 45 seconds.
proud parrot
Why don't we have 7 fix a few of her nanoprobes and inject them directly into the server
finite otter
https://tenor.com/view/stripes-bill-murray-gif-14523017
proud parrot
I sharted
heady moon
https://tenor.com/view/nitrado-last-oasis-servers-hamster-pc-running-gif-1709630...
Running as fast as I can!
heady plover
https://tenor.com/view/the-whole-system-is-breaking-down-seinfeld-system-whole-breaking-gif-22523679
wide steppe
proud parrot
sinful sleet
rare quarry
copper prawn
The comp chest better be goof
oblique prism
rare quarry
I want to SPEND MONEY BRING THE SERVERS UP
copper prawn
Comp chest growing by the hour lol
velvet hill
The comp chest better be goof
Knowing how they've been lately. We more than likely won't get one. 😑
grave root
https://tenor.com/view/omg-hell-gif-17616758730413313573
Too late its all burnt!
rare quarry
The game be like
proud parrot
Meanwhile at Scopely
manic pumice
wow someone tell scopley that even the store seems to be broken.
heady plover
proud parrot
I promise you right now thousands of people are still buying packs
arctic river
acoustic orbit
wow someone tell scopley that even the store seems to be broken.
Probably what they are working on first.:.
void trail
proud parrot
Now I know what the free cube was for
heady plover
silk wyvern
Now I know what the free cube was for
Pre-failure comp? 😂
neat remnant
Ha maybe we need someone from the top 5 power of all server to request a fix to the lag. Then maybe they will take the lag as an actual concern rather then concerns of their average players.
proud parrot
velvet hill
wide steppe
proud parrot
arctic river
I bet Scopely is having their summer party right now. They have no idea this is happening.
oblique prism
https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-coen-brothers-joel-coen-ethan-coen-jeff-bridges-gif-14873492
arctic river
heady moon
Pre-failure comp? 😂
nocturne plaza
sharp flume
arctic river
"Who wants a hot-dog!" -Scopely LA Summer Rooftop party host probibly
faint vessel
smells like a hot fart in here
arctic river
its probibly pretty damn fun to be honest ngl
brittle geyser
Honestly they should just take the game down early do some extra fixes maybe with the time then relaunch tomorrow. Give a decent compensation which like all compensation costs scopely nothing
arctic river
finite otter
copper prawn
We should start a poll for the amount of comp currency needed
heady moon
https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-have-a-choice-tank-marcus-chong-the-matrix-too-la...
Didn't that dude get fired from the Matrix sequels cause he burst into a party drunk and made a jackass of himself?
rapid shadow
velvet hill
We should start a poll for the amount of comp currency needed
They promised a comp for the mantis, that was over a year ago and still nothing. My hopes aren't high, they are non existent.
proud parrot
obsidian silo
Scopely couldn't run a bottle party in a brewery
acoustic orbit
proud parrot
Ok let's get back to pet photos
hot dove
They promised a comp for the mantis, that was over a year ago and still nothing....
Ecos still waiting on the team getting back to him about that 😂
glad ocean
Feels like I'm playing on dial up now
faint crater
Now we know where all the cloud strike developers went
sharp flume
wide steppe
acoustic orbit
Ecos still waiting on the team getting back to him about that 😂
faint vessel
https://tenor.com/view/give-your-meat-rub-gif-10534335
is this secretly @near bloom ? 🤔
slow mica
heady moon
They promised a comp for the mantis, that was over a year ago and still nothing....
We are working on a comp for this. Mantis might be tricky...
soft pine
cobalt wave
That's heck'n impressive
velvet hill
We are working on a comp for this. Mantis might be tricky...
Sorry brotha, I've heard promises before. Will just believe it when I see it at this point.
nocturne wind
We did. It's called quality lag now. 99.99 Prime to bypass
wide steppe
We are working on a comp for this. Mantis might be tricky...
Everything with the mantis is always tricky
carmine lion
We are working on a comp for this. Mantis might be tricky...
How bout that mined mirror stuff?
ember ginkgo
We are working on a comp for this. Mantis might be tricky...
Event store currency, choose your own comp style
heady moon
Everything with the mantis is always tricky
Seriously.
slow mica
No quesadilla for @heady moon until lag is fix 🤣🤣
hot needle
We are working on a comp for this. Mantis might be tricky...
It better be a good comp chest like really good cuz this is a steaming pile of 💩 going on right now
twilit lintel
I HOPE the STFC will make a new event for the event store for Wednesday lets al hope
keen rune
somebody find the canned air
errant halo
merry whale
I can’t use disco between systems…error messages consistently. Love this
warm pivot
slow mica
It better be a good comp chest like really good cuz this is a steaming pile of �...
Common mbenga shards is always a great comp chest …..
twilit lintel
Common mbenga shards is always a great comp chest …..
so is getting a 99 pack for free
proud parrot
copper prawn
They removed my poll lol
finite otter
This has lasted a surprisingly long time.
odd marten
Game has completely crashed.
twilit arch
Scopley, have you tried powering down the server and restarting? 😂🤣
slow mica
so is getting a 99 pack for free
rapid shadow
gray sundial
They removed my poll lol
I got u
mighty bone
This isn't latency issues. This is a test of my patience.
You need to hire a competent network engineer.
copper prawn
Very curious if its intel cpus causing this
proud parrot
warm pivot
stray cape
In honor of Galaxy Quest..."the server turned inside out...then it exploded..."
valid shuttle
This isn't latency issues. This is a test of my patience.
You need to hire a c...
Or less incompetent one
oblique prism
arctic river
https://tenor.com/view/up-is-not-jump-computer-laptop-fire-fire-extinguisher-gif...
LMAO your pfp
keen rune
wide steppe
proud parrot
twilit lintel
slow mica
warped matrix
Do y'all actually try to make this game run slower, give more new error message? How you just fix the pink boxes and we start from there?
fleet flare
Your compensation will be a few emergency rations so you can maybe afford a galactic recruit pack if this happens 3 more times.
opaque badger
The server running like your average wave instance is a neat experiment
proud parrot
We should start a new Pole on how many people in scopely actually care 😘
glass timber
DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY, SCOPELY IS!!!
copper prawn
Lmao
rapid shadow
gray lark
I mean, Galaxy Quest is a show about an inept crew, even the trailer showed it that way, it kind of fits.
sinful sleet
This is what happens when you order your hardware from TEMU.
tiny rover
Scopleys chocobo ran out of Gysahl greens. They gotta get more from Square Enix
merry whale
Can’t summon ships…can’t do anything
wide steppe
hybrid vector
Shut down the servers and reboot. Call is in eight hours.
rapid shadow
Me aburroooooooooooooooo
silk wyvern
Can’t summon ships…can’t do anything
Don't bother trying to play
placid zinc
Minimum should be rewards for the PVP event. Can’t repair or warp to do it
proud parrot
