#🌌-galaxy-chat
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Dat 'stache. 😂
@queen jolt fancy a laugh? remember @brave ore hat in the livestream with bek??? seeing him in the hat remembering tool time/ Tim Allen made me think of.......
Game is broken? For past two days?
i thought i recognised DJz from somewhere ! 😛
It seems repairing has stopped me from being able to load the Game hmmzzz...
2 years
How many customers does $copely lose today??
nobody that matters, as long as the whales keep spending
Yeah had that as well
ugh.. chat filters are so childish
Lovely new avatar 🤣
I cant unsee this
Whales don't play stfc, they play stfc store
@$copely
I can't spend my $$$$$$.
(That should fix it)
I bet the store is working perfectly!
Can’t even chat in private pm’s. JFC
haha.
I think more than lag is going on here 😬
Now you can't even see any mines fix it please or put everyone under bubble till you fix it
@queen jolt Can we get an answer for this. Can't even change a ship in my dock much less do anything else in this game with getting error messages and/or the game just crashing out.
no one will be able to raid lol
Just turn the damn thing off and fix it....pretty please
Lol they have no answers. They're just trying to distract the masses with memes and food
If I am ever able to log back in, I'm just gonna bubble up for a week
Wooooow and now my messages are being deleted!? Good grief granny grunt this is just sad.
They did understand that the lag needed to be decreased, right? 😂
Saw random things yesterday as well. Using lat to complete researches, the researches below it would reduce in time too..
I hope they do asap. so many can't do anything an are just logging off. the only saving grace is no one should be able to raid 🤞
Lol, takes them 24hrs to recognize an issue and THEN start to look into it. wtf?
"Can we fix it? yes we.... /bursts into flames" "OH GOD OH GOD, why is everything on fire?! it hurts!"
Welcome to Scopely, where gameplay doesn't matter and bugs multiply at will
hmm... how many hours will they take to load
What is happening today? Isn't the maintenance thing supposed to be tomorrow?
Looks like it's spreading to discord too
https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-class-saucer-seperation-tng-gif-11027830
There is only one way to fix this now...
maybe we should have a food channel in the community space? 🤔
I would laugh my ass off if the amount of claims was the cause of the lag 🤣
This is as bad as I have ever experienced in this game. Thank goodness I put up a one day shield last night.
It takes 24 hours to realize it's not just "Normal Lag."
I love to see official discord 🔥🔥 and it’s not even an arc! 🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️💩💩
lol.... this is mild compared to the good old days 5+ years ago lol
The lag is totally unacceptable
Lmao, no update, no new arc. Just scopely
don't worry, after a week or so when they finally fix this, they'll send us over a few hundred field rations to make it all better
Have they tried switching out the potato battery for a fresh one?
oooh god, dont let troi fly the saucer section again !
That seems high. They usually send just enough to buy one thing barely worth the effort to even claim the compensation.
Field rations=a joke 2nd only to “what lag”
I can't even log in now.
I doubt even if people put tickets in that customer service is even gonna respond
we better get a comp chest out of this
Some store credit would be nice, just 50000 more please lol
i cant even pop a bubble
wait ppl still submit tickets to the shredder?
Lmao you think that’s going to work? That was the first button to break today 🤣🤣
Welcome to the end folks. Series crossovers always spell doom.
The game is so jacked up not even a compensation chest will satisfy the masses
Field Rations are to try and make sure nobody makes the mistake of (properly)compensating again. One time they gave out a Months worth of Daily Elite Claims. I'm sure someone got fired for that one.
Ten 15 minute speed ups coming your way! 🤣
i remember once we couldnt do anything for 3 days. attack button was greyed out, couldnt refresh nodes, pvp/pve 🙈 😹
Someone needs fired for this !
Star Trek --- Jurassic Park crossover is next...
irather get loyalty tokens
I don’t have an answer yet but I’m looking closely on the report
Me trying to put up another 1 day shield
doctor who is part of star trek univserse O.o
Spaceballs crossover for sure
The 'wonders' of Cloud hosting.
Did they even test this script before they ran it on public servers??
Data-saurous coming to a station near you?
Looks like I didnt get it through
The public servers ARE the test environment.
only if we get 2 more picards
i"d put up a 3 day shield but ........ load time and sorry communication problem
Give me a tardis and the 4th doctor
Make sure the shield actually goes up with this lag.
Are you sure? It may not have actually started
I would be fired for much less than this 😑
<@&509690795536941056> please forward this!
GIT GUD!
I can actually see the reasoning behind giving it away for 1 month. They made some changes to the rewards and were showing it off and maybe hoping to get people hooked on all the mats given out so they would be "forced" to buy the monthly pack again. Not sure any of it worked but I can see the reasoning.
504 gateway timeouts everywhere you turn
Are you really surprised knowing Scopely?
Is there a log-in pack that I’m supposed to buy before loading the game 😆
No i am definitely not.
@queen jolt They just need to take the game down at this point.... Maintenance Mode
I can't find Grabthar's Laghammer in the store...
Lmao. Oh you sweet naive child
Just shut the game down and end my misery! 🤣
Hey guys, don’t worry no one can reset their miners before mining Monday ends!
Computer!!! End program
What is a "test"? - Scopely
@heady moon @queen jolt Game is unplayable... Errors everywhere... Can't target hostiles... Can't mine nodes... constant restarts and lag lag lag... And the server maintenance that is supposed to be causing lag is scheduled for tomorrow 😫 Just curious what we will be offered for this inconvenience...
And yesterday I was on a completely different server for half the day... Images below
Did Scopely recently hire someone from Crowdstrike?
im going to regret saying this, but eu401 is fine 🙈 [ fingers crossed there arent any engineering watching with a dark sense of humour 🙈 ]
@queen jolt can't finish my rare tickets 😦
Wowww, just tryed to get online for the first time and sooo much lag. time to change the hampsters in the wheel there Scopley.
Your own personal mini incursion! lol
Look at the bright side guys! All the 3 minute speed ups for the comp chest are going to come in CLUTCH
Did Scopley hire the same team from CrowdStrike?
Can we start blaming GQ for this mess? Or is it still MU's fault?
I keep getting a 504 error code when trying to reshield.
To be fair guys - This might not be 100% scopely's fault. It could be their ISP's.
STFC, now by Crowdstrike!!
how I've been refining (totally no lag):
or their load balancing provider
They need a new isp then
I can't see mines to jump on them. Now my Alliance is going to lose out on the worthless rewards that winning Lat Monday gives!
Well I got back into the game same thing the 1 day shield didn't work tried it again got booted before i could see if it worked!
Rip 1 day shield
In case you can’t finish it, submit a ticket then forward me the #
Pretty sure the other users in the AWS farm are fine..
the lag just got way worst now
See the Big Green Quit Button they seem to really want us to use that!
504 is a gateway timeout, meaning the server never responded to the request. Congratulations! You have Schroedinger's Shield.
@queen jolt they really need to remove your AWS login. Stop messing with the servers!
Everything is in AWS and Redis Labs, though...
Too many useless currencies. Game finally imploded on itself
I need a hug. My stfc withdraws are starting to hit.
To be fair... That's still the companies responsibility when it keeps happening. Maybe move to a more stable cloud.
Scopley you all going to pop a maintiance shield for us....cant log on and when it does let me in I can not do anything
At least the in-game store is working perfectly
It's not like we could claim it.
we need the mega cube rewards double today for those that havent completed it
LAAAAAAGGGGGGG
You’ll see it in 15 business days
FIX it
@heady moon @queen jolt Petition to change the errors from "Unexpected blah blah blah" to "Expected blah blah blah"
just take the servers down at this point
Ya know... Keeping it real!
also if by some mircale if people were actually able to raid people right now there loot lost better get compensated
Only cash purchases are working right now, sorry.
bubbles cant be activated right now
You wouldn’t even be able to claim it without many error messages first
Totally
Time to go play another game…….
-$copley "We can't take the severs down now, some purchases are still making it through"
"The item has been removed from the store."
Wow!? Really ? Like I didn’t try any of this 60,000 times already!
Ha!, I can’t even log back into the game now.
At least the customer service bot still works
Pretty sure they fired the only intern managing the servers
Just imagine if this was World of Warcraft's customer support response.
Taking over a minute for those claims to process through the server right now.
It's definitely getting better in the past 5 minutes
Facts.
Never mind I take it back
Well I guess this is an improvement to the double clicking I had to do, and the 3 times pop of the mission key.
So does the store 😅
i blame canada O.o
Scopely needs to give us all Free Shields until LAG FIXED
If the store was down it woulda been fixed by now. Can't do anything without profits
I blame Eco.
A non working game is a nonissue though as long as the store is up
Us servers so blame the USA already!
Guys just spend another $100 so they can pay the man to fix the servers
ah is she the new scapegoat? oh i miss havana 😕
How come the only part of the game without lag is the web store 😂
I m broke
Scopley finally may find out what that bag of extra parts is
@queen jolt the more these things happen the more I test other games. The more I test other games the better the odds I find one I would rather spend my time/$$ on.
macgyver strolls in. give me a pen some duct tape a thimble and a twinky
new $100 pack! It's called: less lag pack
Well if they got rid of all the old content like old currency.tokens and other c rap. It would probably run some what smoother
Mistake #1, spending money on this dumpster fire
Scopely tossed so much tinsel on it, the Titanic sunk. FIX THE GAME!
The primes they released 6 months are already worthless lol
now 2 more building queues have vanished after reboot. yaaaaaaaaay.
Less lag pack $100 Less Lag Pack (Option 2) 49.99 50 shards to half speed
Hey scopely, capacity is cheap. Throw resources at this problem for crying out loud
Lag free server transfer token: $99.99
That’s next
not far from it lol
We already had that glitch. Voyager mining systems
The STFC community needs to give Scopely a Material Spend event where the only materials that count are the ones to fix lag and bugs! Anyone think they would make it past the first tier?
My wife destroying another set of rims.
😂I lost my second builder…
straight garbage and now scopley censcoring negative feedback. i hope im not the only smart one not gonna put up with it
honestly might be an insult to the monkeys....
Sorry bro, that's nothing new
Me still trying to get a 1 day shield up 1hr 48 mins left on my shields
Unofficial STFC Status Page
Me trying to play this game with the lag
https://tenor.com/view/going-crazy-willem-dafoe-grin-smile-gif-16959907
💩 ....spoke to soon
How many 💩 emojis will the lag announcement need to get to before they fix it? Over 350 now
Grimm ❤️
Lmao CM's can't do anything anyways
Now I can't even log in!! Wrong direction Scopely!!
at least the CM's are present and correct. in the old days, they'd hide
embarrassing. 💩.
Lmao they don't want to be reachable. That's why they have CM's
Does anyone that works for Scopely know what they are actually doing? Or maybe it is a simple ploy to make us think they are not so smart? 5 years of we will get it fixed. 5 years of lies. 5 years of incompetence. 5 years of seeing over-priced packs for the little amount of loot. Biggest mistake was getting in bed with a middle east company. Quite curious how the other games you own rights to are doing? I know Marvel Strike Force is not doing well, nor is Monopoly.
Only a true masochist would agree to be a CM for this dumpster fire
@heady mooni see amajor size comp package coming our way due to the game being none playable on US servers for all of this morning
no, server is not down. it should be.
The fact that you've been playing for 5 years and have high expectations is more surprising
Cant even chat in game now unexpected error
if engineering were available chatting here, then they'd be distracted from trying to fix this issue (just a thought)
Bananas
But still sooooo much red bar and lag 😦
Are Scopley errors ever really unexpected?
I'm doing real work I guess
I put a ticket in suggesting instead of focusing on new content concentrate more on the issues
This game is trash at the moment
<@&509690975057215489> https://tenor.com/view/youre-fired-donald-trump-the-apprentice-point-gif-8557097
Did I say I had been playing for 5 years? Pretty sure I never did.
I foresee a gift of 10 parsteel in our future.
I 100% agree. They shouldn't be reachable by us normal plebians. We're 99% trolls and white noise with no actual solutions anyways
The Scopely monkeys have found the football and are busy doing horrible and unspeakable things to it.
got any spare bingo cards? 🤔
thats a big number
VAULT OF LATINUM for everyone!!
5 years of we get it fix but you still playing the game lol
so it cant be to bad than 😂
Thank God they are adding galaxy quest, I heard it adds a lag reduction loop with the new ship
Solution, do not suck at your job…
Sorry guys! My tribble replicator went haywire.
"The team is aware of the lag reports coming from EU and US servers and engineering is looking into it right now." What Engineers did scopely hire? thats the real question.
I'd love to work for.scopely, seems like no need to work hard
there is an easy solution to all of this , stop spending money and they’ll fix it !!! thats the only solution
"Engineers"
This is the worst I've ever seen it tried launching into token space multiple times took my token didn't launch ship how do you do events if it's this broken
don't worry, all of these are new features! 
<@&509690795536941056> I can’t even get a 1 day shield to deploy. And the servers are supposed to handle both CoW and a PvP event today, in addition to a frenzy of Borg armadas…
Things should be taken down for emergency maintenance at this point
I get network and server error and targeting problems
i was being serious, i remember seeing them on one of my old alliance discords...cant for the life of me find them now 🙈
Less. More like .001
You can select a system from the galaxy map and actually try?
Really should stop assuming that I have been playing for 5 years. The game has been around for that long. I also know how to read reviews.
<@&509690795536941056> any updates? hello? Anyone In There?
She's a shaker
Game isn’t even loading now
I have Raided so many Stations And I know that given even a little chance a lot of them would love to Raid my Over 27 trillion Par. The fact that it would be Scopelys Fault as I have tried many times to put up a 1-day shield wouldn't bother them in the Least! Thanks scopely!
Don’t ruin my plan 😂
i think a ceasefire bubble needs to be put in effect now
Selected system launched ship ship wouldn't leave the dock burnt 4 tokens trying.
I bet people are still buying packs 😂😂😂
This game is unplayable!!!
Say a 24hr one
Who knows if or when they will fix this
I can’t even select systems 🤣
no one will be able to raid
Scopely compensation chest
27T par you broke
Glad I got my 8 hr up this morning
Especially Prime Lag Fix...
The good news is with the lag a one-day shield will now last 6 months 😂
Anyone having issues in game 🤣🤣🤣
I guess your not on my Server most players dont have even 10 Trillion I know as I raid a lot
Lag city everywhere!
Well, this suxs
May or may have been caused by my haywire tribble replicator
Sorry, lag is for everything except shields
Game wont even load for me now.....MAINTIANCE SHIELD US PLEASE.
Nice but I am sure not many players have that much and if you were on my Server I would be looking at you all the time 🙂
How about 25k in event store currency for the issues.... Hint hint
Scoplely, you might want to restart the servers. Not sure it can wait until tomorrow.
25k more in your inventory! The store will expire while your purchase lags out.
trying to do armadas for this event is SUPER rewarding. Burning directives due to the ship never actually heading towards the armada.
How long does it take to just go into maintenance? Seriously
Quality 2024 continues!
I feel like they want the game to stop
Of course not! They need fuel for the yachts we've bought for them.
I've done so much real life this arc... new job, grass, I get my work done.... thanks scopely
It's been bad all day and even worse the last 4 hours as in unplayable.
putting up a 3 day shield...log back in in 3 days and see how game is....at this rate might quit the game
I'm about to go play wow they know how to keep the game running
Grand Finale of the MU arc
Bloons td6
the game is unplayable today AGAIN !!
Well…can’t log in….wtg Scopely
scopley taking censcorship almost to the point of illegal, watch it scopley. you wont like me
I know what’s wrong with it - it ain’t got no gas in it!!!
Scopely is introducing a new Icon Tile for STFC
Wow, scopley
Scopely can censor whatever they want on their server and it is 100% legal.
Scopely should be paying us to play this dumpster fire.
It's a private server. Yeah, of course
That would cost $99.99 please
um no actually they cant but ok. never knew ppl thought things like this supercede rights lol. do some learnin
Some people need to be reminded periodically.
he can have sensored what he wants. Its a private entity and not a public utility like Facebook or X. Know the law.
So how much for a working game?
And here I was thinking it was just me...
its their game. they can literally do whatever they want
You clearly don't understand the First Amendment. 🙄 Sounds like you got your law degree from Facebook U.
Wow do you practice bird law?
Gotta love that UNPLAYABLE lag in the morning
The functionality of the game so far today be like
If you have to ask you can’t afford it.
Migratory and transatlantic
Im just waiting for the $17,000 StarCitizen crossover pack...
That's actually doing something useful and helpful... unlike this game.
Never understood why people think their rights extend to private companies. Constitution only protects you from the government.
And they do
I have the money. Not giving them any 😂😂
Cause they can't read
Comprehend is a better word choice
Because they won't read.... LOL
hahaha muted LOL
Hurting my feelings is abuse 😪
What does that word mean?
@ember ginkgo like you can read...
The problem is they have too many players and a smaller server to host on.
I tried to collect rss and it doesn’t show up.
Tried to do dailies and it won’t let me play.
It even had territories not available to warp from.
@unborn urchin you need to do better.
All I know is this better be fixed for the September Space Balls Arc so I can get rare officer Barf
lol. They absolutely can.
Shut it down and fix it. Focused on the wrong things. Leaderboard updates. SMH
Space balls is a parady fo Star wars. The ip probably not allowed
Just checked the store. There is a 99.99 token to purchase for those who want to raid while nobody can log on. Sweet deal!
I thought Sept's arc would be Space 1999, and this lag is a test for 1200 Baud rates...
It's about time to remove the "broken wifi symbol" and replacing it was something more appropriate. Perhaps a pop-up with a prime purchase
I cant wait forever for them to fix this Dumpster Shield us for 24hrs as I can't as you won't let me scopely I would say shield us from you but that has proven to be impossible. As you can't keep the game running with or without Bugs.🙄
Extra bandwidth prime
Atleast they have a professional coding team

When can we get Mirror Scopely unlocked? Seems like they would be more competent
Fix the lag stop playing Galaga.
Don’t worry they’ll be connected soon…
No news yet buddy
<@&509690795536941056> scopely needs to put in a peace shield for all players immediately with all the lag issues
It's still legal whether it's honest criticism or not. I don't understand what is so hard to understand.
Cant they just reboot the IBM mainframe from 1960
what do you mean not really, they absolutely can lol
oooof space invaders..... that'd be a cool mini game
Could we get an update Scopely?
I think they have made it worse..... surprised that it was an option for them.
They booted up the backup AS400 all is well 😆
I already raised this to the team
CMs should have their tags changed to “@ ghosts in the wind”
Dear Scopely - thanks for letting your server host completely mess up your game for your customers. I can’t do anything today. It’s that terrible. Here’s an idea. How about using some of your massive PROFIT from people having to overspend in the game, to actually choose a better server host. I’ve heard even AWS is better than this mess. It seems that every single time they do maintenance on their server systems, YOUR customers pay the price. Fix the problem by getting a better hosting company…. Oh, and I expect compensation from not being able to complete either the Wave Defense or the Borg daily event today….
me when im trying to fix my dacia duster lol
how the game feels today
Something I found on Facebook 👉🏼
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Rumors spread that the ship surrendered to the Romulans or was captured by a giant, green hand in space.
In the year 2263 of the Kelvin Timeline, Captain James T. Kirk and his crew crossed the Necro Cloud Nebula and were stranded on the M-Class planet Altamid after the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 was destroyed by the warlord Krall.
While on Altamid, Chief Engineer Scott discovered that the USS Franklin was actually stranded on Altamid after having crossed the Necro Cloud Nebula, and Lt. Uhura uncovered a dark truth about the fate of the USS Franklin's captain and crew.
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Yes really. It”s not a question of whether they should, just whether they can… and they can.
also my team had issues yesterday about not getting points for the TC ARC yesterday @queen jolt
all the money we have put into this game and this is the product we get.... ridiculous <@&509690795536941056>
Scopely has even been censoring criticism in game now it gets worse and worse
A 24hr would be good as we have no idea when this will be fixed
there are enough Whales to keep them not caring lol they just want to print money
@queen jolt @heady moon If $copely isn't going to put the game in emergency maintenance, could they at least implement ceasefire shields? This is beyond ridiculous.
when I tried to play the game today
scopely HQ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_Generations_(video_game) the first star trek game i got, still havent managed to complete it 🙈
Star Trek Generations is a 1997 first-person shooter with adventure and strategy elements by MicroProse, based on Star Trek Generations (1994), the seventh film in the Star Trek film franchise. It includes voice-acting by much of the cast of the film including actors Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, and Malcolm McDowell, as well as footage from...
Everyone... just sit back, relax, and think about how you're gonna spend the comp loot
I was gonna farm some borg but scopely got higghhhhhh
oh my this brings back mammories memories even **
yeah them 1000 emergency rations gunna go far 🤣
Have you already submitted a ticket to our support crew? -- send me the case#
Try 10k Emergency Rations for this 1
Scopely giving major CenterPoint vibes
who remembers this windows 95 gem?
Scopely promo code is now out: HAPPY ENDING
Could be. Or it could a smart move to try and make the game appear better than it is. Guess it comes down to who they’re able to fool 🤷♂️
Game is completely unplayable right now. People are not even able to set shields
Just shut the game down for good, or for maintenance and fix it. But leaving it running like this is absurd
ooooh, cant say I do -- looks interesting. wonder if it on ebay
well that is what centerpoint does
For your viewing enjoyment
Yes, game is screwed
Someone needs to mod the game with a daily counter to see who chooses the “delete my account”
Oh yeah. Def remember that one!
i still play this and other old star trek games from time to time
OK.... we all know we are getting that important Comp Chest for our troubles..... 1day peace shield and 1k 3* material..... That will make us happy
Seriously... at this point, any quality company would have taken the game down and got it stable... put this game into maintenance mode and quit trying to put out a fire with a squirt gun....
I thought AWS was their server host.
you think the store will work for the flashpass today? lol
I dunno I've heard whales talking about chargebacks
that will likely be the only thing working
Maybe that will provide some impetus
you are optimistic that they are actually trying to put out this fire at all
Incompetence at its finest
scoply is run by the pakled
maybe another free ship as compensation. I will take an Enterprise please
Wonder how far back can go with those
I still play both the Armada games. They were soooo good! There was a great Star Wars mod that was included on a CD in a PC mag a loooooong time ago that I wish I could find again. It was really well done.
fake vagan
-A for me please
Go look up the Diablo immortal player that refunded $90,000+
That’s Scamplay for you
maybe another free ship as compensation. I will take an Enterprise please
I'm so ecxited! The retrieving events are about to start!
If they got it running, we wouldn't be here posting and wouldn't need slow mode
Honestly the discord is more entertaining than the game
Depends on your financial institutuon
you'll get some emergency field rations, enough to get a whole 45% of a galactic recruit pack or 5% of a syndicate level
<@&509691205798592532>
https://tenor.com/view/sloth-slow-hahahaha-so-funny-laugh-gif-17290456
Scopely watching us right now
The game is unplayable
fyi brokely 1000 emergency rations will not cut it....
And it's this bad 4 minutes before reset 🤣
false reports is against the rules bucko
Sure, here have a g3 enterprise 1bp. Good luck with remaining bps
Server gone! People gone! Everything GONE!
Cat's and dogs living together!
<@&509690795536941056>
So they tried adjusting the pvp table and cooked the rest of them?
no rules broken quit spamming mods
Centerpointless
Scopely leadership needs to be tossed in an agony booth for a few weeks for this one
my enterprise system is running just fine and heavily relies on Redis.... nearly 3 million requests per hour.... it ain't Redis regardless of how badly they want to say it is
homophobic abuse isnt allowed 😦
i think y’all’s dixie cups and string internet connection got wet or something.
pet appreciation time. this is Pepper. she would run scoply better!!
dawwww
how tf is that homophobic
awwww
Pepper is the hero this town needs
agree
Just block him, useless commentary
Is there an ALF emote? ;D
memes are now homophobic according to @faint vessel
Pepper 2024
Little Bear
Okay, the game is so bad right now how about some gold shields. Or just bring it all down and fix it scopely
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anyone else not getting the full amount from mining nodes, they seem to come up a few k short
Lee
Derpy for VP
Just be happy you can even mine at all
blep
Open jobs at scopely star trek related if anyone wants to take a swing at it. Maybe they'll pay for relocation
What is this "feeex" you talk about?
Are we getting field rations at least for this game being completely unplayable half the day already.
yeah takes a while just to reset a node
Daw that face!
Game is unplayable with a 3-4 minute lag. Witaf.
mustach 😛
the system is clogged with missionkeys
They need to put up cease fire shields now
idk it's simply the pools closed meme reformatted unaware talking about diseases is now offensive language
Intern spilled
coffee on the servers again
thats a great first officer you got there
The face we all made when the servers started glitching for the thousandth time
Why? no one can do anything anyway...
Hooman, I start lag. Feed now
someone forgot to feed the hamsters
I don't think field rations will cover what we are dealing with atm
Scopley tribbles fell off their wheel again
Free ships for everyone
<@&509691205798592532> @faint vessel making false reports against people
lol imagine being a scoply snitch.
interns. it's always interns
Scamplay happens when Xanax and stool softener mix
Hey it's Will getting his butt kicked by intruders on the bridge again
oh bore off !
I blame El Niño
that got posted to so many other servers, ethan might as well change name to scoply fun killing department
Diseases aren't a slur
Let's take the game down figure out which vendor to blame and fix this.
It's because the internet is a series of tubes, you see
scoply maintenance
talks to himself for hours
At this point they should just throw it into maintenance
only reason hes here is cause he caught an in game chat ban lmao
Wow did someone literally take a dump in thar?
I liked the original "maintemance".
sometime thats the only way to get some common sense in this game lol
I have spent the last 2 hours trying to log in and put up a 1 day shield it seems at long last my shield went up. I wouldn't have had to use it if it wasn't for the Bs and the game booted me again.
@nova bear @compact grove quick! Someone get $copley about 200 of those mid-90's AOL CD's! That should give them enough hours online to get their systems limping 😅
not like it's this thing called a meme or anything
wow i didnt know aids identifies as only for one type of people. sounds like you are the one being hurtful
and it's never been more peaceful even though half the server is at war
Oh myyyyyyy
you guys left him on our discord 😛 took a server merge for him to loose interest and leave
Thought the servers were going through maintenance tomorrow
OMG epic
It's homophobic to say that disease only affects the LGBT
welll yall couldve banned him like we did, or at least put him in a single channel
I didnt even know that many people could log in right now. Impressive
❄️
True, but we were I guess being too nice
Network_error_504
i wonder how much more lag that created 🤔
We should make that the server's profile pic and send it to scopely
The admin had one job on this ship and messed that up
Omg this is all a discord ploy for traffic. Wake up sheeple!
you're the one implying only gay people carry that disease
The comp chest for this lag mess should include event store correct so people can get that fleet commander slot!
Is this a early preview of the galaxy quest arc?
what the hell is up with the unexpected error msg that keeps coming up
It would be nice if scopely set shields for people. I can’t get in .
lost two friends this year 😦 totally agree with their sentiment but other things could have been mentioned
i want a free ship, and a pony
At this point who isn’t expecting an error?
Not sure which is worse, error messages or lag but together they require serious comp chest….
Worse than D'Jaoki?
NETWORK ERROR 504 @queen jolt
Three hours since Scopely's update...just radio silence...
I want the 8th Dock as it seems after buying the extra commander slot ppl can get that for free now
this isn't the 80s most people know that disease isn't exclusive to the LGBT
Don’t worry, you can buy the nesa protector for the low low price of $499
Galaxy quest is ok it brings back a movie that everyone has gotten about.
Any other servers getting useless admin messages
looking like we dont have to waite till next arc for game to die off it seems
I'm still waiting on a ST4 whale probe ship that's actually a red bull can
the moment you go to buy the flasspass and scoply charges you........... one million dollars
Yep that one
You know…it ALL started with banners…just sayin
GAME BROKEN FIRE DEVS,
Scopely’s next prime… “reduce lag” “reduce lag by 200%” $99.99
Weird!
Sorry all - scopely only giving updates in the whale vip
Could they, literally, just be saying "f-it" at last?
They had a disgruntled dev go wild
i have the utmost confidence that the next bp launch will be smooth as silk.
So when we were told lag was being investigated yesterday, that was a lie.
Probably
No, they gave the hamsters a shot of adrenaline
Just shut it down and end the suffering! 🤣
@subtle shore they are using the long dead inspector closeau to investigate
It’s been almost 24 hours.. and it’s only getting worse. Lol
Redis just trying to get a jump start on tomorrow's maintenance
Hey guys its only the most expensive mobile game ever made. You can't expect quality!
maybe VESTA could crack a few "dad jokes" ? 😛
I vote for a The Santa Clause arc I want all the tim allens maybe a tool time arc too?
no new content fix the lag and error instead maybe
ludicrous speed? plaid?
Scopely is worse at communicating than management at where i work. Didn't think that was possible but you've achieved a new low(er).
I was playing the game to avoid the problems of my life. Now I play life as an npc to avoid the game.
Something I found on Facebook 👉🏼
The USS Franklin NX-326, the first Warp 4 capable starship, was launched from the San Francisco Fleet Yards in the mid 2100s and saw action during the Earth-Romulan War as a MACO ship. After the launch of the first Warp 5 capable starship, Enterprise NX-01, and the creation of the United Federation of Planets, the ship was given a new dedication plaque and was placed under the command of Starfleet Captain Balthazar Edison, a MACO veteran of the Xindi and Romulan wars, before sadly being lost in the year 2164 while on a mission in the Gagarin Radiation Belt.
Rumors spread that the ship surrendered to the Romulans or was captured by a giant, green hand in space.
In the year 2263 of the Kelvin Timeline, Captain James T. Kirk and his crew crossed the Necro Cloud Nebula and were stranded on the M-Class planet Altamid after the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 was destroyed by the warlord Krall.
While on Altamid, Chief Engineer Scott discovered that the USS Franklin was actually stranded on Altamid after having crossed the Necro Cloud Nebula, and Lt. Uhura uncovered a dark truth about the fate of the USS Franklin's captain and crew.
Captain Kirk commandeered the ship, rescued his crew from the clutches of Krall, escaped Altamid, and crashed the USS Franklin on Starfleet's Yorktown Base, resolving the mystery of the USS Franklin's disappearance.
Sorry if it spends twice..
I think its neat that they have the admin bot saying quotes from the movie. However I think it would be better if quality was fixing the game. Or an even better idea. Rebuild the game in unreal 5 and give up on this game .
I'm stuck on a loading screen now
I've lost people to car crashes doesn't mean you hear me crying when cars are mentioned
Hey guy maybe they can get that hamster guy to post a few more memes and everything will be all better
went to go touch grass fo a few hours come back game still messed up
I was already having massive issues with lockups on iOS when transitioning screens like opening research. I’ve been forced to restart the game more than ever the past few weeks
Why are you spamming this...
oh give it a rest please
Scopely
At least now its showing a network error
idk I'm not comfortable with your homophobia here
obviously to drown out the negative comments
I know how to fix the lag!!!! I was going to spend money on packs lots of packs the best packs, fix it so I can
I heard CrowdStrike is available to help with debugging.
Yo dawg, I here you like
packs
They will be at it for a long time. Have yet to see a positive comment.
slowpely plz fix de lag
Welcome to all the new Galaxy Quest fans... yes this game is usually broken. no you don't want to spend your money here!
i got good news
No worries, store is 100% lag free!
Scopely devs Never miss a burn day on their own discord 😂😂
not bout the game tho
Put us out of our misery go into maintenance and put up peace shields
STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS is based on the years Captain Christopher Pike manned the helm of the U.S.S. Enterprise. The series follows Captain Pike, Science Officer Spock, Number One and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise, in the years before Captain Kirk boarded the starship, as they explore new worlds around the galaxy.
The series stars Ans...
What is grass
They added the De-Lag chest you can get for $9,999.99 and also the stable servers chest for $999,999.99 a month
It's 7/30 not 4/20 guys. Cmon naw
I haven't seen the game run this bad in a long time !!! Can't do anything the lag so bad.
I figured I put out something they care about help things along
Games is unplayable atm.
Maybe it is just me.... I NEVER experience lag when I Purchase a Pack..... I get the lag after .... but as soon as I click accept.... BOOM money is out of my account...
ok guys since mentioning disease is homophobia the server actually died in a head on collision in a ford F150 traveling down I-45 near Houston
@queen jolt why the hell wont they put it in maintenance and give shields?!?
shields is on the way
they could also be trying to "make mad" the mods so slow mode is turned on
Suks azz lag. Not regular flag.
You know they could do a stability fix instead of new galaxy quest
Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?
They have having lag rolling it out. 🤣
Scoby announced as compensation everyone is getting 5k of Titanium 🤓
And then introduce Star Wars from the other universe
Well that’s 50% of the way there
Imma go down to the chapel and light a candle to our lady of perpetual lag
no more EVENT CASH
no plz give event loot I need MU data
We definitely are missing Compensation Chest from the last time
Scopely, did you try to turn it off and turn it back on?
Comp Chest of 4k Premium dust would be nice
Howdy peeps! I'm working on this lag.
TOP...MEN
I hope they give us a compensation chest
My ASB that I can't undeploy getting a shield?
ive been playing for 3 years. This might win for lag
I'm so glad that there's a PvP event going on right now. Perfect timing!
what about the event store is it done can i spend my cash now or will; stfc add another event?
Please insert disc 2 into the commodore 64 and fix the game
welcome to the galaxy quest arc launch party...they finally gave Tim the tools
💩 ... my npc died. my npc... 😔
Please 🙏 extend the Free Frags timer
have you been eating them spicy quesadillas again??? 🤔 @ the flames eminating from your rear
Maybe...
why is my game stuck loading at 96% :/
Playing since nearly the beginning and this is by far the worst I’ve ever seen it
Dude. This takes me back.
"Let's let it go for 24-36 hours before we admit it's an issue or start working on it" - Scopely customer service motto
The event store now has anti-lag EXOS 😂😂😂
Need to uninstall then it will work
So much garbage!!
Best they lost disk 2
🐹 💨 🔥
The lag is strong today 😭
I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we're done.
you forger this is a 4 DISC GAME lol
WE NEED MORE COW BELL
@heady moon Dude, put down the breakfast taco and help us out. 😆
It took me four tries to raise a shield.....
Scopely Dev system:
Also Free shields JUST as a PVP event starts
noooo
Priceless
It's obviously not engeneering
Anti-lag exos now for sale $$$
you guys got free shields?
Is anything working right this morning?
How much is the Ant-Lag pack? One billion dollars lol
Scopely can’t even blame MS or Crowdstrike for this one
😻 this word.... 🍻
also this might be a little tight
If you are setting the Bar...... it is WAY LOW right now ....
Let’s get Scotty in this he can fix anything
Discord?
Yes for $99.99
Sim said they were coming
totally agreed...it's redneck engineering
is anyone else experiencing lag with the game or just me
Elder abuse
Please update the apple IIe to IIgs and make the game work again
He had it coming
AWS has a bunch of reports on downdetector rn
I know I am.
Scopely Stunning the PLayer base
Scroll up since yesterday
start the car meewow
Tell the dev’s they can’t hucklebuck a solution on this one
noo i wanted that fc slot i was sooo close
cmon!
where does one get an invite to this vip discord?
I feel a free Treasury Key would do for me at least.🔐
OMG that Retrieving player is on your server too... WOW
this is STUPID. They cant give us ONE ANNOUNCEMENT on where they at?
You can come too
do you use different seasoning everyday HD?
show them a photocopy of your black Amex
2 helpings please 😛
What.the hell is that
Pretty much
kinda funny how "retrieving..." said that 🤣
figures how when I want to check the planet for the mega cube event my game keeps crashing
send us the recipes if you have timeee
You NA or EU?
Same for s16
At least YOURS is smiling
food channel? pleeeeeease 🙂
We're working on it!
EEEEUUUUUUU
Can't even bubble
great movie
I woke up with an iOS update and a game app update both installed and i was thinking it was just my phone having issues. Good to everyone else is having same problem.
Sorry, but that Dumpster is moving way to fast.... Lag it down a bit please
U stole my name
randomly given out when you get 65+ or something
ceasefire shields are on the way
I’m the original
you sure stfc not gonna add another event we still have 1d 23 hrs lol
Ok. This made me laugh.
also it’s good to know that the game is preparing
nice
too bad the event is pvp
Any COMPETENT game company would have had at least ONE game wide announcement by now.
Not just a generic "we're hearing reports; we're looking into it, but otherwise. BUY MOAR PACKS".
I've had that name foreva
So what about the 24hr one I got up after 2 hrs of trying?
😉
I’m pack 2
STOP ADDING STUPOD STUFF AND FIX WHAT YA GOT.
petaQmey'!
You can be the first pack
Not sure of that. Took 3 hours for the lag announcement to migrate to alliance discord
Ten minute ones after I tab them 🤣
Hm. That's not good.
Server 26 is down
What did yall expect in exchange for free cubes!?!
Just popped a 24, keep your ceasefire scopley
Someone left the mods to click publish 😬😂
170k event cash soooooooooooooo close to fc slot why why come on stfc u can add another event fo one more day
S57 down
Prime Lag Reduction available when? Asking for for a friend
No thats not good.. cause this is BEYOND LAG... the game is not playable.. So that announcement dont cut it buddy
I can’t leave my base
I like that pfp lol
How many more times does it have to be said that not all players are on Discord? And how long does it take to launch ceasefire shields so that even if players won't read IGN they'll know something is up?
alot of us have been asking this for several days, and jsut being ignored
It aint getting rid of bugs, thats for sure
There’s a delay with the Discord publishing system. I’ll check with the appropriate team (likely a Discord issue).
FYI a pvp event just started, those shields won’t go far
There is my monthly Pack.... Put to good use
yeah
True.
This isn't lag...This is server dementia. I sent ships to different systems...Apparently it forgot?
Well I expected bugs ice cream and a foot massage from a hot asian women
stfc Is completely unplayable
give everyone cease fire shields when it’s PvP
Funny watching all these PvP ships arrive and unable to attack one another 😂
Best ever
Stalker
The lag is part of the arc. You guys don’t get it.
Oh you sweet, innocent child... with your "expectations of competence"
HEre is a better one... WHY NOT shut it down and show down for maintenence with a time table. how hard is that?
scoply had no problem taking my money for flashpass lol
I just wanted to see how strong the ships would be and my mayflower is still scanning
10000 chit compensation chest for all
How about 100
for all ik I’m surrounded by 2m power vidars
They don’t give a chit
Do not worry they will give you 1000 field rations im sure that will make everything better, scoply has just became a joke looking after its player base
its a shame VESTA cant give status updates 🤔 not that often so it becomes annoying/disrupts any chat. She seems to beaver on even with the lag 🙂
Lost revenue
Shut down the whole game?
just give me 20k event cash PLEASE
ehm can anyone explain whats going on right now?
Any OGs remember the last time this happened. Game wide disruption, unannounced maintenance, billions in res had to be restored.
Maybe if the fix code was written in the program and not over the whiteout on the screen it would help.
It's the reason peace shields were introduced
give everyone 32k charged nanoprobes
Yes you can’t play the damn game anyways
I need to speed up an away team to get my pvp crew in place but away teams aren’t loading
So Hollywood, While i respect you and what you do here... this is a complete LACK of respect for the players.
I want a vault of lat
I kid you not, 179550 loot here
that way I can level up my vi’dar at least
🫂
Glad he thinks it's all a joke!
pull the plug, fix it then bring it back up with a fatty amount of tokens for the reward chest
Everyone TYPE IT! SHUT IT DOWN!
yes...absolutely!
its working almost fine on eu401 🤔
IT!
I want all my rewards from the events I can't finish
SHUT IT UP!
I am trying too...... Keeps laggin out
Absouletly pathetic that the servers aren't down for maintaince at this point.
The 100 lat and crappy avatar is going to be a great gift
Totally get that. We're pushing for an update.
I swear this lag is on purpose to prep for new arc like the quotes
What about people’s synd claims for the current quantum event and the lag possibly messing up timing and not getting first tier of the quantum sms @heady moon
Congratulations
Boooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooo!
STILL CAN'T PLAY
no chatter in alliance discord or in game galaxy/alliance
That would be difficult.
20 million lat comp chest....129.99
Shut it down, just had a player quit…
not sure why/how ? i'm nervously hoping it'll continue. i wonder whats different with eu401 vs the other lag ridden instances?
i dont want lat lol
I can't even make snarky comments in my server... I'm stuck HERE
I want some charged nanoprobes
maybe the lag will get fixed faster if we word the problem differently....
It's too laggy to open the store, I can't buy all the packs!!!
I'm afraid that's going to happen alot more. We had 3 quit this past arc.
Please 🙏 extend the Free Frags timer
LOLCommand is spinning, I'm so glad we focused on Quality this year.
Just because the game is down.... Does NOT mean you can not go to the STFC web page and purchase a Pack to four......
It was foretold by the GQ launch video! GQ entering the game would crash the game!
That's what she said?