🌌-galaxy-chat

[little violet]

Sounds like Reddis is an over priced dumpster fire

[silver parcel]

According to the announcement, that's not til wednesday though

it's still monday

[solid kayak]

they prioritize others over certain stuff all the time to be honest

[little violet]

https://tenor.com/view/you-want-to-see-the-future-saturday-night-live-you-wanna-know-your-future-what-the-future-holds-clairvoyance-gif-18983713

[worthy wren]

communication error!!!

[slim sierra]

Hey folks - recurrent error message and lag are known and have been reported. I have no additional information beyond that yet.

[solid kayak]

lmao

really

[silver parcel]

funny thing someone posted earlier about being from the future and the complaints about the pvp bracket for the talios, guess the future man didn't see the error messages

[solid kayak]

haahhaahhaahhaaha

[prisma citrus]

@slim sierra how about now? Any info now....?

😂

[little violet]

Kills me seting a 64 with 3 ships in a solo 60 borg.. I think I will hit it with just my sanctus to make himsay .... Hmmm

[gray lintel]

Why is reddis even used? It's just an extra step

[solid kayak]

because amazon owns the government(no politic)

[indigo tangle]

because the Redis DB is the lifeblood of the game, and no one knows better [or should know better] how to run Redis DB servers, than the makers themselves...

[gray lintel]

Reddis inc is not amazon inc

[ionic roost]

Has anyone noticed a second recycling button appearing on their screen? Is this real?

[solid kayak]

not on mine

[vapid onyx]

Has anyone tried Star Trek Timelines???

[solid kayak]

isnt that one dumb?

[slim sierra]

Card collection game

[little violet]

Lol my alliance mate has that same avatar

[vapid onyx]

Idk, that's why I'm asking

[slim sierra]

It was fun for a while but it gets repetitive quickly

[indigo tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-start-that-again-disney-gif-9668240

[slim sierra]

I played for maybe 3 years

[solid kayak]

i tried the online one star trek online did for 3 days then stopped altogether

[slim sierra]

I have a few friends addicted to that one lol

[vapid onyx]

I thought there was another Star Trek game ... but I guess not

[solid kayak]

its certainly more interactive then stfc since its 3d

[little violet]

Is it made by scopely?

[vapid onyx]

So that's a PC game? Not a mobile game?

[slim sierra]

Development. The developer, Dramatic Labs, was founded by former Telltale Games staff. Star Trek: Resurgence was released on Windows, PlayStation 4 and 5, and Xbox One and Series X/S on May 23, 2023. The game subsequently release on Steam on May 23, 2024, following its year of Epic Games Store exclusivity.

Quoted text so forgive the grammatical errors.

However, appears to be limited to specific platforms.

[vapid onyx]

Hmm Xbox One huh ... I do have that

[solid kayak]

arc games?

[little violet]

I have one that I never power on anymore

[slim sierra]

I have a Steam Deck. Lol

[indigo tangle]

Star Trek Resurgence is a great single player game.

Highly recommended.

[vapid onyx]

Well since this one is about done ... gotta find another avenue I guess

[little violet]

I don't even know what that is. I know steam is a gaming platform for computer .. Did they release a console?

[solid kayak]

they talked heavily the ressurgence and how it would be awesome then poof stopped talking about it altogether

[little violet]

I see a steam deck is like a new psp

[slim sierra]

It's basically a handheld gaming device but to play steam games on

That's where I play Palworld and the like

[little violet]

I modded my old psp and could play games off my sd card years ago

[silver parcel]

There's also the steam link

which is like the actual console

basically like the steam deck, but it hooks up to your tv

lets you plug in a controller or use wireless

[little violet]

yeah no thanks for those prices 🤣

[vapid onyx]

In the grand picture though ... even a year's worth of $20 battlepasses , $20 wave passes and $50 territory passes ... that's no different .... so if that game isn't constantly needing a monthly fee like those

Or does it

[little violet]

That is the console.. Game cost separate 🤣

[vapid onyx]

Right, but is the game a monthly fee?

Or a one time game

[little violet]

Just like buying a game from steam

[vapid onyx]

Well I guess it's worth looking into at least ... thanks

[silver parcel]

can basically play your entire steam collection on it

[little violet]

Ah the ship outside but still part of the mada 🤣

[silver parcel]

had one of those earlier

each ship was on opposites sides of the map

while queued

[little violet]

Mine won't move..

[silver parcel]

and did the combat animation

[split quarry]

Oooooooh hello total war!

Saves firing up my old pc 😂

[little violet]

frozen in space lol

[primal stag]

@heady moon was there patch notes made for the TC maintenance you guys did last Monday, was wondering what specifically changed as my alliance is now missing a particle service that we had planned to utilize

[silver parcel]

some 2* swapped particles

but the way the services work, you would've seen double particles on some systems, but the extra dropped at the next capture

[primal stag]

I didn't see the particle changes when I last checked after the reset

[iron steeple]

Carolina Gold BBQ Glazed Bacon Meatloaf. 🤩

[little violet]

Send me the receipe 😄

[iron steeple]

Loaf...Bacon...350°F...45 min...Broil...4 min...Glaze

[little violet]

I'll google it 😛

[silver parcel]

eh?

you mean the crossover snw episode?

[iron steeple]

I don't use recipes or measurements. Best to find a loaf recipe you like and wrap it in bacon. 😉

[little violet]

Yeah I have a really good loaf receipe. Was curious about the sauce

[silver parcel]

Not seeing anything about a full series

[nimble stump]

No, it’s a live action comedy centric series written by one of the Lower Decks voice actors. Not Lower Decks though.

[iron steeple]

Carolina Gold BBQ is a Honey Mustardy BBQ sauce.

[little violet]

I have a really good homemade honeymustard sauce too 😄

[iron steeple]

Boom

[little violet]

maybe will try and combine the two

[iron steeple]

That was a great episode.

[nimble stump]

This is really all we know so far haha

[little violet]

Tawny is hot

[bitter temple]

https://tenor.com/view/mariner-ensign-mariner-star-trek-lower-decks-star-trek-lower-decks-gif-10054743957469378742

[slender yarrow]

So I assume there’s a known issue with network lag and errors right now?

[silver parcel]

yes

It's been escalated, but no other info is known atm

We should send jess into the server room

[limber latch]

Ima get the discovery

I’m upgrading my station like crazy

[iron steeple]

I'd let her eat crackers in bed.

[willow gazelle]

jfc the network issues make sthis unplayable

[mint trellis]

https://www.startrek.com/news/star-trek-doctor-who-mobile-game-crossover

Dr who/star trek crossover coming out of comic con

[silver parcel]

should've been the actual arc given there's already a comic for it

but given it's already "taken' probably why we got stuck with galaxy quest

[mint trellis]

Lots of folks said it wouldn't happen. 😂

[warped finch]

Now we know where all the bug fix money went to. Animated videos.

[opal meadow]

Unexpected network error.... Unexpected network error.... Unexpected network error...Unexpected network error... that is all....

[primal stag]

I'm not going to trash talk the GQ arc until we have time to play the content. For all we know, I could be one of the best arcs cause the content helps make the game better. However, being that it's an outside IP, Scopely needs to make the arc spectacular

[silver parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-gif-22834003

[primal stag]

Sorry for having a little hope

[silver parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/lumalee-mario-movie-super-gif-8382203904100129781

[solar trellis]

It reminds me of the good ol' days of "Error Code 5" every 2 seconds. 😂

[opal meadow]

Your treasury is full.... ps.... you can't attack anything or basically do anything that needs a server ok....

[frail bay]

I'll take Resistance Chits for network troubles for all having tonight!

[faint vessel]

ah-ha so i was right with my thoughts a couple weeks ago ? re: dr who/star trek crossover lol

[peak talon]

Hmmm the game won’t allow me to seat fleet commanders. Anyone else?

[faint vessel]

https://deadline.com/2023/04/galaxy-quest-tv-series-paramount-plus-1235329149/ scopely probably had no choice due to this

[primal stag]

Exactly what a lot of people don't realize, it's marketing 101.

[faint vessel]

first and foremost that is what scopely are - a marketing company. they just acquire game studios and put their name on them

[chilly cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/pure-quality-cody-harris-the-cowboy-way-quality-high-class-gif-17861672

[frigid zephyr]

Why is syndicate not scoring?

[mint trellis]

Since I don't know what your thoughts were, I can't say.. 😂. But clearly it's happening. It was announced at comic con panel with RTD and Kurtzman

[solid kayak]

hey look the station bug

[flint ruin]

I’m high enough right now that I can actually hear the server’s lag…in triplicate…

[faint vessel]

wow that was some serious lag. just received the chests from formadas our alliance did at 2130 yesterday. it's now 0542 🙈 💩

[normal cape]

by now the unexpected server error should now be changed to an expected server error...

[silver parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/tanner-wiseman-destination-fear-sheboygan-county-asylum-expect-the-unexpected-gif-17432777

[solid kayak]

dont expect anything and when you recieve something be happy.

[normal cape]

ha. quite unexpected indeed.

[void stratus]

Is there a decent way to earn Epic G5 Gas at 56?

[bitter temple]

multiphasic store... syndicate or the explorer chest

[lyric shale]

So incursions still happening or cancelled? Last I saw was to check in game news for server pairings but not seeing anything

[opal meadow]

#⭐-official-announcements message 6 days ago

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-cat-surprised-amazed-shook-gif-16417696

[empty saddle]

https://www.eurogamer.net/star-trek-doctor-who-crossover-officially-revealed?fbclid=IwY2xjawEVXp9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHdFFwKXFpTnjvvrSRPRgkUj30LKwEJeL5kQCQIJk-GuSdY3oki7GOv2qaw_aem_Xp9RhzTGp9_VSDMfvbbs7A

come on scopley i want the drwho arc and fly a tardis lol

[dull mason]

K-9 is with Sarah Jane, " unless" Tennant's Dr as seen in the picture traveled There ⬆️ around 10 years before 🤔😮

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/spoilers-pandorica-river-song-doctor-who-gif-18293417

yay river !

[dull mason]

LoL

[mighty hollow]

Both Say Not eligible, when players try it on 162

[near bloom]

So the server is ineligible then

[silver parcel]

shouldn't matter what server, have them manually type it in, sometimes copy and pasting messes it up

[near bloom]

Spoilsport

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-fry-philip-j-fry-i-used-to-think-you-were-cool-cool-gif-23039247

[silver parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-grand-pa-millenial-old-gif-10484595

[near bloom]

Nearly time to wrap!

[dull mason]

That's looks overdone.

[near bloom]

You don’t know brisket then 👀

[dull mason]

I'm not familiar, I like a burger 🍔 or sliced beef in gravy

[shy hamlet]

brisket is incredible when correctly done

[dull mason]

Pork Loin is good

[novel swift]

hello trekers

[fathom mesa]

How long does it have to be wrapped?

[near bloom]

When correctly done, you say?

[fathom mesa]

Never had brisket 😅

[shy hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/brads-status-amazon-studios-good-stuff-good-drink-expensive-gif-9744274

[near bloom]

This one will probably be wrapped for 4-5 hours with a bit of tallow.

The key to a good brisket is a good balance between a bark (the dry brine and meat juices combining in the heat to make a delicious bit of bite) and some good quality, good mouth-feel meat.

Butchery is an essential skill when preparing and serving brisket, cos cut it the wrong way and you just get tough chewy tasty lumps.

Cut it the right way and it falls apart in your mouth.

[near bloom]

Wrapping - or the “Texas Crutch” - combats BBQ’s biggest enemy. Meat sweats.

As the meat increases in temperature and cooks, the moisture evaporates, lowering the temperature.

This cycle can continue for a rather long time, increasing the duration of the cook and risking the meat drying out.

Wrapping your meat tightly means much less of that happens, speeding up the cook and reducing moisture loss.

https://tenor.com/view/boy-meets-world-mr-feeny-i-love-you-all-class-dismissed-george-feeny-gif-18233155115515874218

[fathom mesa]

Nice run down 🙏

[mortal elk]

making me miss working in Brighton again 😂

although I don't know that the food market survived covid 😦

[wheat pendant]

Lag lag lag on EU

[civic geyser]

Need to narrow that down as I’m on eu and can’t say I have lag

[mortal elk]

which server, and what sort of lag? because similar... no issue here (beyond normal crashing 😦 )

[near bloom]

No lag here

[mortal elk]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-get-a-vote-lieutenant-jim-dangle-reno911-you-cant-vote-youre-not-eligible-to-vote-gif-23571688

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/rays-rats-kerry-katona-kerry-jayne-elizabeth-katona-blah-blah-gif-15245367

[wheat pendant]

115

[rugged olive]

Treasury is broken again...new 'your treasury full ' bug...all members of my alliance having the treasury full got the error msg 'live ops content failed to download ' (cancel/retry.
.. hitting retry only close the box and nothing else). Due to this, the recruit tab is now nearly empty no access to ultra or premium officers....and the dealing rod converter doesn't show so it's impossible to get a full desealing rod and open the treasury 😱 😱🤯 the bug don't show with members who haven't finish to fill the treasury!! Server EU 178. And the pay store is also empty 😂😂😂😂 nothing to buy same msg 'live ops...' and you have no offers available 😂😂😂

[queen jolt]

Hey buddies

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-hug-happy-gif-15643816708915209502

How’s it going @queen jolt?

[queen jolt]

Im checking this error/lag situation

Whats for lunch today HD?

[near bloom]

More steak!

Probably go straight SPG today

Throw it in a tortilla for Taco Tuesday.

Got some tomatillo and cactus salsa somewhere here

Bit of feta cheese

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-delicious-perfect-yum-gif-24880947

[queen jolt]

I only got 6pcs of nuggets today

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/mandalorian-baby-yoda-hello-gif-23647300

[silver parcel]

Damn it

now i want nuggies

There's a pitbeef place that I go to has a bbq pulled chicken that after grilling and separating from the bone, will rebread them and give it a quick fry so when you bite into them, they'll squirt you in the eye.

think i'll be paying visit for lunch

[civic geyser]

6 nuggets isn’t enough

[queen jolt]

Thats why you got a hungrypauly

[warped finch]

Yum yum, more server errors. Eat up!

[queen jolt]

Hey buddy hows the situation over there?

[warped finch]

Getting the communication error a lot. I'll targe an enemy, click green attack button and get the error message. Further presses of the green attack button does nothing. I have to untarget and retarget enemy to attack. Doesn't happen everytime, and It doesn't crash the game.

[queen jolt]

Which server are on buddy?

[fading belfry]

I'm on 80 and it's happening to a lot of us. hard to play right now

[light crown]

Hey why are the servers straight up BOOTY since last night?

[umbral vigil]

Chits for compo please @queen jolt 🙏🏻

[quaint osprey]

That's been happening to me and my alliance members on server 704 all day as well it's really annoying

[warped finch]

server 53. About 1 in 10 clicks on a ship command generates server error, clearing the error and clicking again usually is all it takes

[quaint osprey]

Heck no not chits the emergency rations are more useful in the position I'm at atm

[umbral vigil]

It would help a lot of f2p who didn't manage to unlock the commander slot though

[cursive harness]

Errors happening on 63

[quaint osprey]

I'm f2p and have been playing long enough but it never showed in the store for me unfortunately

[placid zinc]

This is for starting a Q trial so it’s not just for hitting hostiles

[quaint osprey]

I know I have the time logged into the game for the fleet Commander slot but I couldn't ever get it to pop up

[warped finch]

Recall a ship, send a ship will also generate the error.

[quaint osprey]

It'll happen when doing just about anything unfortunately I keep getting it when pressing on repairs

[strong nacelle]

Boy I see they still haven’t figured out the lag yet…… real nice

[quaint osprey]

Yeah they did the opposite of fix it 😅

[near bloom]

Aren’t all comps chit?

[light crown]

Now my extra research and building slots are gone, @queen jolt

[placid zinc]

Should be in your gift chest area, though I could easily be misunderstanding your statement

[strong nacelle]

They gave out a free commander slot?

[quaint osprey]

I know where it's supposed to be I've watched videos on it but the slot never showed in my store and I've never paid more than $40 at one time on this game so there's no way it could be confused and think I bought the slot from the irl money store

[quaint osprey]

They gave it for a bunch of chits in the currently ending arc

[opaque escarp]

oh look... how nice 🤬

[silver parcel]

restarting fixes it

but it keeps happening

[tardy yacht]

this is what my recuit screen looks like

[dense raptor]

Your treasury is ...errr we mean... An unexpected error has occured

[wheat pendant]

Don’t worry guys! GQ is coming and will obviously fix all these issues 😂

Jokes aside please for the sake of the game focus on bug fixes and not collabs in the future

[cursive harness]

This error issue is verging on unplayable.

[merry whale]

Error messages galore this morning….connection issues…other glitches forcing three restarts in last 40 minutes…game running slow….fix the bugs

[tardy yacht]

just remembered the server maint post

could be the the maint causing the issues, supposed to be from 4am to 9am ... if they stay on schedule

[wheat pendant]

It’s not just US having problems though, some EU ones also effected

[tardy yacht]

#⭐-official-announcements message

[last elk]

Lovely.

[silver parcel]

note that is for Wednesday and this issue has been occurring coincidentally since that message was posted at around 3pm yesterday.

[tardy yacht]

yep you are right, for some reason I was thinking today was already the 31st

[silver parcel]

so either they started early, or something else borked

[hoary snow]

Last arc was trash. Next arc will be garbage. And the game is actually unplayable. It refuses comments, spits error messages, won’t lock on target then suddenly locks on two targets back, nodes say your ship is on them when you’ve gone home, and sent out the exact same ship the system says is still there…. Shall I go on?

The only thing lore ludicrous than this awful game development is the fact that clearly you guys simply don’t care.

[fading belfry]

it does seem that's about the time it started. yellow/red alerts and then downhill from there. could be redis went way early and had many more problems as guys in my alliance reported the issues all night

[hoary snow]

The reason is poor coding. The details are not that relevant. Many games update without causing crashes for two of the four weeks it’s operating.

[nocturne plaza]

I'm not sure what's going on the last 24 hours, but personally it's been the most unstable and unplayable the game has ever been.

And I've been playing over 2 and 1/2 years.

[hoary snow]

And unenjoyable.

[nocturne plaza]

Thoroughly unenjoyable.

[frail bay]

We've had worse, but yeah this is pretty bad.

[nocturne plaza]

It wouldn't be so bad if the game didn't load... I remember those days where arcs would start and nothing until many hours passed ark fall... This just loads up and does nothing.

[strong nacelle]

They want us to buy more packs but can’t fix the game…… come on

https://tenor.com/view/ultimate-d-jz-ultimat-djz-scopely-fix-it-fix-it-gif-26015541

[sharp owl]

We need to buy more packs because they don't have the money to fix the game 😉

[hoary snow]

Aside from not being able to log in, this is as consistently bad as it’s been in five years. Even with whirling O’s of the first year. This now officially sucks as a game.

[fading belfry]

I suspect the issue is with redis. just wonder what they did this time

[hoary snow]

If I can’t lock on targets one in three times im literally wasting my time trying to play.

All it’s doing right now is pretending to work. It simply does not.

[small yoke]

I can deal with it on dailies but mucspace being on timer is just stupid

[near bloom]

All the things!

[small gazelle]

Maybe instead of pushing updates that are bland and uninteresting they should actually optimize the game 🤔

player retention who?

[sharp owl]

It's just as Eco said. They don't fix bugs because it doesnt impact the game enough to spend time on it.

[hoary snow]

They don’t fix bugs because they get money without doing it.

[hoary aspen]

The game is soooo bad and lagging I can barely play. Come on fix it.

[carmine frigate]

@queen jolt thinnk you guys need to have them do this maintenance now. There's alot of connection issues going on the last few days.

Heads-up: Redis Labs will be performing server maintenance on US servers on Wednesday, July 31, 2024 3:00 AM to 8:00 AM.

Please note that you may experience some performance dips during this period.

[cyan nimbus]

Hey guys your game is broken.

[hoary snow]

lol

[crimson iron]

Unexpected errors, they’re always the same. Having another error, drives me insane…. C’mon, sing it with me!

[weary herald]

i smell a juicy comp chest

[kind silo]

if the errors are expected - then why do they call them UNexpected...?

[hoary snow]

Even those have become cheap and useless tbh

[weary herald]

i guess i will go watch spys like us. a classic. they fixed a missle issue with gum and chevy chase as a conduit

[near bloom]

A chit one?

[weary herald]

the comp chest i want is the month reward tokens

[small gazelle]

The game is held together by gene roddenberry’s ghost what do we expect guys?

[weary herald]

turtle beverly crusher is having snu snu with his ghost

[hoary snow]

Arcs are garbage and game won’t work. They will still earn hundreds of thousands of usd when people buy monthly packs and arcs passes. Hmmm

I think I might see a problem

[small gazelle]

Please don’t remind me of that episode. I’ve been actively trying to forget it since I was 13

[hoary snow]

I almost agreed 💯 until I realized that’s a C not a S

[weary herald]

jesus how old are you turtle? your a youngling

[small gazelle]

24

[weary herald]

WOW! my son is 6 years older then you lol

[small gazelle]

They wouldn’t give us chits guys. They’ll give us keystones lol

[weary herald]

they will give you a second realta as a comp chest 😛 they will think its valid

[near bloom]

Have some steak to cheer you up

[small gazelle]

They’ll release a 99.99 package to remove the server lag soon guys, don’t worry

[placid zinc]

I’ll take the error message back instead of the lag please

[weary herald]

i wonder how much madonna got paid for deadpool and wolverine.............

[hoary snow]

You mean I can choose? 17 has both

A buffet of incompetence

[worldly phoenix]

@queen jolt & Obsidian Hamster, any chance of some Eviscerator shards for those who already have a cube? Show us some love pls, it’s painfully slow getting them in the weekly event.

[kind silo]

who activated the Lag exocomp?

[small gazelle]

Is that a 6star one I don’t have access to?

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-sorry-about-that-sorry-apologies-gif-4910797

[weary herald]

100 men where asked whats 5 things scoply has done right. SURVEY SAYS?

[placid zinc]

All 5 answers are ex borg store

[bright mulch]

Answer 1 overpriced packs?

[near bloom]

Scopely gave us Hammy, Pauly, Sierra, STFC and the Exborg loop.

[bright mulch]

Answer 2 lag

[hoary snow]

Scopely was sold to Savvy, a Saudi Investment firm about a year ago.

[bright mulch]

Answer 3 catering to whales

[weary herald]

never had this many problems with everquest. maybe sony should run scoply

[hoary snow]

So its focus has been profit not functionality

[vapid solstice]

JFC, fix the lag already!

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/how-about-no-sloth-chill-nope-no-gif-6121955

[hoary snow]

If a game company owned the game still it might not have skid this far down.

[bright mulch]

To be fair EA is also profit not functionality

[hoary snow]

True

[quartz spoke]

ugh why do i keep playing this game and buying packs when this game is just about unplayable

[weary herald]

thats evident with the release of battlefield 2042 lol

[hoary snow]

They are using admin messages to promote the upcoming arc not actual game administration. Thats all you need to know about their priorities.

[twilit lintel]

? i need better crew fo this

[weary herald]

jeff because scoply has cornered the market on OCD players

[hoary snow]

That’s what we’re all asking ourselves this week

[tidal girder]

What is up the unbearable lag and constant errors yesterday and today? At least on my server

[quartz spoke]

lol yeah im hooked on stfc and wife on monopoloy go...totally cornered

[vapid solstice]

Switch screens, I get a “server error” message. Hit attack “5 minutes to kill a hostile the my ships flies in a circle for another 3 minutes. Recall another 5 minutes to engage. Seriously get it together.

[weary herald]

for some reason this game plays on our OCD. this is why we do everything they throw at us

[cyan marlin]

They did it to themselves, they ran a script 😛

[weary herald]

Scoply should be renamed "WE SAY SO Corp" from dinosaurs

[lavish thistle]

Is anyone dealing with the lag on S20 or did Scopley activate Slow Mode

[jovial prairie]

@queen jolt we still have players from other servers on our LBs

[small gazelle]

Only other Star Trek game out there is STO anyways

[hoary snow]

All servers in us and Europe reporting the same problems. They know it. They won’t even address it.

[cyan marlin]

It's bad, some systems aren't even loading properly.

[weak bobcat]

Any updates on the server connection errors we keep seeing constantly for at least 18 hours now?

[weary herald]

im still trying to repair my NX

[queen jolt]

The team is working on it

[snow remnant]

lag is beyond bad, i guess they moved up that maintenance to lastnight till wednesday 🤣

[hoary snow]

It’s a broken game I pay hundred dollar packs to not play

[kind dragon]

Can we be expecting some kind of compensation for the poor gaming experience?

[cyan marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-quest-alan-rickman-never-give-up-never-surrender-gif-17272106

[queen jolt]

I’ll follow it up, buddy evo (you visited me hereee)

[weak bobcat]

Has the cause been identified, or are they still working on identifying it? It seems odd that it's gone this long without a resolution, unless a patch caused it and needs to be fixed.

[brazen ore]

on 183 the alliances power destroyed is still not updated

[jovial prairie]

well you left us so ... had to find you somewhere

[twilit lintel]

r.i.p to the payers of this game i feel sorry that this lag is hurting your time and money ...........

[queen jolt]

I didn’t left youuu 🥹

[queen jolt]

183 aight

[brazen ore]

ah sry, 126, lmao

[weak bobcat]

He and hammy came here because we really needed VIP support on this Discord 🤣

[feral turret]

Holy lag and server errors Batman!

[hoary snow]

Those power boards broke on the first incursions. They had no fix. It has to be weeded out one server at a time. So complain and they will fix your powerboards.

[brazen ore]

my bad

[stuck reef]

Hey. I lost all of my FC slots…just got my third in the event store.

[jolly hull]

Lag 🥴

[vague yarrow]

its amazing how nothing messed up till after the arc. ppl keep CHOOSING to spend money anyway. sorry to all of them

[weak bobcat]

A friend lost all of her extra researchers, but restarting the app fixed it.

[dark turtle]

@queen jolt Are yall feeding Hamster's kin running the servers? Gameplay is atrocious!

[feral turret]

Don’t look now, but all your FT slots were removed and locked as well 😳

[twilit lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-money-gif-14124393094162907114

[near bloom]

They better be, it’s Taco Tuesday

[cursive robin]

"Unexpected " ... right

[regal tangle]

Would hate to see things if they were not maintained with maintenance

[small gazelle]

Im going to find the serves and pee on them

[near bloom]

and none of that Taco Bell stuff either

[remote portal]

Love how you ran a script to update the LBs and they’re still wrong like always 🤣

[stuck reef]

Oh wait. I thought I forgot to buy it on my pickle. Great

[hoary snow]

Yup. Functions are now disappearing

17 also

[twilit lintel]

You eat taco bell and you will find yourself in the restroom for a good few hours

[hoary snow]

No preset officers now

Oop. Back. Lol.

[twilit lintel]

no lag on 74

[hoary snow]

Holy Psycho coders Batman

[weary herald]

im going to go play sea of thieves till STFC is playable again lol

[twilit lintel]

what no gta 5?

[vapid solstice]

This isn’t good business when at war and you go to clear out token space 😒

[hoary snow]

I may as well replay that mass effect expansion on Xbox. This is futile

[gilded basalt]

Game is Broken no surprise there

[vague yarrow]

im loving the network error message every time i hit the buttons lmao

[twilit lintel]

R.I.P I hope you got reserves but I'm sure maintenance will be announced any time now oh wait that's tomorrow lol

[vapid solstice]

This is irritating my soul. 🤬

[vague yarrow]

im getting that message too

[bright mulch]

Restart the servers or something

[twilit lintel]

and when they do maintenance will they fix the lag? if you say yes then go to the game store and buy a pack ur get 50% off

[karmic estuary]

yup extreme lag right now

too much LAT Monday mining happening

[placid zinc]

Yall need better internet service

[vague yarrow]

my 5g service is fine. scopley needs to put together better servers instead of cracker jack box prize lol

[broken spire]

Server update tomorrow, why are we seeing issues now?

[karmic estuary]

knowing scopely and cmmmunication.. they prob get the date wrong

[thick sluice]

Yeah, my research slots keep disappearing

[tidal girder]

Non stop Dopely communications errors. Figures

[twilit lintel]

maybe its time to get off the game and touch grass

[plain seal]

Almost every other action for me on 101 is unexpected server error

[plain rover]

@queen jolt thanks for the update on the scripts. Any chance we could talk someone into running a script against alliance inventory contributions as well? Ours has been broken for 2 years plus and has unknown (deleted) players and other players that have moved to other alliances. Effectively it's useless/broken because we can't see contributions made by new players etc. Appreciate it mate.

[light crown]

How dare you tell us to do something to help our mental health!

[patent granite]

Well here in 201 things ain’t going too badly

[feral turret]

They just deploying the bug script in order numerically… just wait 😂

[agile vapor]

can Scopely please fix the server lag

[fringe plaza]

Hard to tell which is dumber: This lag, or this chat censoring words like idi*t.

[near bloom]

“look at this loser floating around in token space, anyone got a spare token to batter them?”

[twilit lintel]

Reminder: Don't forget to get your webstore keys

[north spoke]

Game play AWFUL with systems taking mins to show nodes and reds, alot of the unexpected error msgs, action buttons, mine attack, not working, etc etc etc. 🤦‍♂️

[cyan nimbus]

Everything is broken...

[delicate wave]

the lag is worse. thanks scopley

[vapid solstice]

Really? That’s all you can come up with? Insulting people for complaining about the game being broken instead of fixing it? ( I couldn’t post my original message due to profanity and the name I called you)

[civic geyser]

🍿

[near bloom]

I see you parked your sense of humour elsewhere. I’ll get straight on with fixing the servers right now for you.

Impressed at your intellectual capacity, having to resort to name calling.

[late dawn]

Yup laggy as hell this morning. Borderline unplayable.

[carmine lion]

Game is unplayable. I guess I’ll do all the rl stuff I was avoiding by playing.

[plain seal]

Took me almost 2 1/2 hrs just to do a probe run

[near bloom]

Yikes

[vague yarrow]

fix this bs

[remote portal]

People count toward the wrong alliance for weeks, sometimes months, for almost everything. No real value in running a script to update alliance LBs if the players are still counting toward the wrong group

[near bloom]

That’s a lot of time hitting OPC Vidars

[bright mulch]

Only thing I can do is watch my miners, game has turned into Farmville

[simple fulcrum]

Just straight up garbage quality can’t even fix the constant lag

[near bloom]

Do the miners do anything interesting?

[plain seal]

Token space on 101 is protected by our ROE

[bright mulch]

Yes when the node is 0, it still says my miner is there

[near bloom]

We have differing ideas of interesting TBH.

[vague yarrow]

yup straight garbage, but after maintenance and new arc the dummys will still break out their wallets. its a no win cuz of that

[near bloom]

I was hoping for the can-can or cha cha slide.

[civic geyser]

Some one is having fun

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg-gif-15130785

[mortal elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-explosion-run-bird-gif-16061072

[vague yarrow]

its pretty simple, if yall keep giving me money for broken bs,, ill keep giving you broken bs lol

[near bloom]

No no, she went to token space to do that but can’t cos of the lag, so now someone’s on their way to batter her floater.

[mortal elk]

pretty sure that's a boy budgie... blue crest on the beak 👀

[mint trellis]

alliance power rankings still nerfed on my server

[vague yarrow]

whales lap it up like attention starved puppies so the complaints do no good lmao

[slow mica]

https://tenor.com/view/whale-gold-degenz-nft-degenznft-gif-22268095

[near bloom]

I meant this

[mortal elk]

ohhh, right

[oblique prism]

#⭐-official-announcements message You sure the maintenance wasn't Tuesday? Because the lag and error messages are popping up left, right and center all morning 😦

[mortal elk]

I still have bits of water balloon in my ears

less hot at least

[mint trellis]

there be whales!

[plain rover]

We have the same problem, some people have never updated proper even after being with us for over a year and I have actually watched them make the donations via screen share. We've done a few tickets for the issues but it always just gets closed off. Makes it impossible to tell accurately who is contributing to the Alliance.

[fringe plaza]

This game's slower than constipation right now.

[near bloom]

You need a bigger water pistol

[slow mica]

https://tenor.com/view/lee-know-stray-kids-water-gun-gif-26329214

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-bell-bathroom-dump-poop-5seconds-gif-22266773

[mint trellis]

Is that green griffin? lol

[oblique prism]

https://tenor.com/view/lag-cat-walking-not-moving-forward-gif-15348457

[maiden bloom]

AN UNEXPECTED SERVER ERROR OCCURRED

[oblique prism]

maybe they should have the Admin post a message in GC about the errors LOL and they could dig up some obscure quote from GC and use that in the message! That will certainly make everyone happy! /sarcasm

[near bloom]

Sarcasm never makes them happy

Well, it never makes some of them happy

[fringe plaza]

Yeah, and they'll censor words they decide are bad.

[near bloom]

They generally are

[tidal girder]

This is bs the last two day’s performance… ridiculous

[near bloom]

You just don’t know why they are

[slender yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-crawling-slow-gif-9915689

[gilded basalt]

Dail up all over again. Just with out the fun noises

[small knot]

Unexpected errors? The berrylium sphere must be cracked…

[near bloom]

Make the noises yourself for fun

[warm pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/greys-anatomy-teddy-altman-um-maybe-we-should-call-maintenance-maintenance-this-needs-to-be-fix-gif-24599516

[bright mulch]

"engineering"

[oblique prism]

https://tenor.com/view/sigourney-weaver-stupid-galaxy-quest-angry-gif-11786410

[bright mulch]

I probably got a free 500 hours AOL disk somewhere

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/alexis-rose-gif-6689866510033848265

[bright mulch]

I will send it to scopely

[cyan nimbus]

Compuserve flashbacks...

[oblique prism]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-gif-24746218

[languid elm]

We are aware of lag reports that have been pouring in for over a week. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[near bloom]

I sent Hammy an AIM for next time he logs on

[random gulch]

this lag is redonkulus

[near bloom]

Pauly uses ICQ

[cyan nimbus]

Love being millions opc and not able to look into the system my ship is in.

[trail root]

This isn’t just lag, I’m getting server disconnect messages too

[spark creek]

Wow can't even keep the game together when your not adding arc. This is rediculous

[nocturne plaza]

Can't use deep space scanning, been trying for 2 hours to do all my morning collections...

[languid elm]

Half the chat messages during that ridiculous live chat last week was players asking to fix the lag. @lapis seal

[queen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/phew-dogs-gif-10241261

[nocturne plaza]

But you guys are going to add just stupid content that 90% of the player base doesn't want...

[wild kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSRG0TqxLWc

[random gulch]

i cant even get the sdcc2024 avatar

[spark creek]

Reseting nodes crashes the game now, awesome infrastructure awesome.

[queen jolt]

Pauly needs another gallon of coffee

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/i-applaud-your-courage-hugh-grant-st-clair-bayfield-meryl-streep-florence-foster-jenkins-gif-19198762

Imagine being yellow and posting in this company right now 😬

[languid elm]

Where’s that person yesterday that said if you just clear your localization it fixes it? 🤪🤪🤪🤪

[spark creek]

Where is my pitch fork and torch, it is time to rabble rabble

[trail root]

https://tenor.com/view/food-hamster-carrots-gif-7315694

[plain seal]

wow three hrs to get 303k inert and 8k codes. I give up this morning

[bright mulch]

Lag is getting worse, probably people waking up

[near bloom]

Have you tried clearing localisation?

[light tendon]

Game is 99% unplayable they should spend more time fixing crap then adding new💩

[languid elm]

NO! Why would I try that? 🤪

[merry lion]

I just hit high enough rep to acquire refit skins for Nova and it says I need to turn in raw intelligence that I can earn through daily events, but I am not seeing where I can earn them. Is that an Ops level restricted event? At ops 49 currently and not seeing them.

[near bloom]

It fixes it

[near bloom]

Weekly mining event, is it Mondays?

[light tendon]

🤣

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/one-hundred-percent-annie-murphy-alexis-alexis-rose-schitts-creek-gif-20760303

[simple fulcrum]

Maybe try the stand up turn around and snap the fingers trick. I heard that always works for IT guys

[languid elm]

Okay all mods are getting pineapples too.

[humble orbit]

Raw int is G5 content, Nova too. 😃

[white saffron]

Game is unplayable right now

[near bloom]

Glad not to be a mod

[languid elm]

And former mods.

[light tendon]

$9999999.99 anti-lag pack🤔

[simple fulcrum]

Really it’s just sad.

[near bloom]

I prefer them to be grilled and not inserted rectally.

[languid elm]

Sorry no customization.

[merry lion]

So it's Ops level restricted or where do I need to go to acquire it?

[simple fulcrum]

Oh here’s you go lil fella 3 Mitchell shards for your troubles

[near bloom]

Two you greedy get.

[humble orbit]

Raw int is from daily event for G5 players.

[worldly phoenix]

In the 50’s you get a daily event that cycles between kill hostiles and mine g5. It pays stuff out that can be refined in FKR faction stores.

[near bloom]

I was close!

Daily?

[simple fulcrum]

Good pvp research there

[near bloom]

I must have completed it by accident

[last elk]

Why are people complaining the game is working fine

[near bloom]

Exactly!

I’m having no issues at all.

[sharp owl]

My favorite screen!

[vapid onyx]

By Grabthars Hammer... fix the lag!.... or are you too busy developing the next non Star Trek arc?

[bright mulch]

I can't raise my shields

I hope everyone is lagging LOL

[queen jolt]

Hey peeps anyone missing building or research queues on their tab?

[near bloom]

It’s alright, let me know which server and what system and I’ll get someone to pop you a ten minute shield on.

[zenith portal]

This game is now unplayable. What's up with the errors?

[worldly phoenix]

No but I’m missing free stuff! When do we get free things if we already have a cube.

[pastel moth]

VIP discord isn’t very happy 😂

[mortal spire]

They just realized the errors this morning? It's been all day yesterday

[late zinc]

This happened to me, a restart fixed it

[zenith portal]

It's for the last few days, but now it is really bad...

[vapid solstice]

They aren’t doing anything. Buy some packs and maybe they will.

[mint trellis]

no but the alliance power rankings are still nerfed

[ember ginkgo]

How much do you need to spend for VIP?

[near bloom]

Can’t, the game’s stuck loading

[cursive harness]

Had it happen once several days ago. Restart corrected it.

[near bloom]

More than you’ve got if you have to ask.

[pastel moth]

About a car

[worldly phoenix]

From Italy.

[near bloom]

An exotic one.

[pastel moth]

Idk some decent cars now are pushing 40/50k

[ember ginkgo]

An engineers salary lol

[random gulch]

if theyd quit hiring dumm humans that think they know c++ this game might not have errors

[pastel moth]

With interest rates too lmaooo

[near bloom]

That’s walking around money

[zenith portal]

I have alliance members putting up several day shields and not playing. Less chance for them to purchase packs if they can't play. Less revenue for Scopely. You'd think they would address this.

[woeful compass]

its a montly thing

[vapid solstice]

Why are you even here trying to calm people because the game is garbage? All your doing is being a pain in rear.

[woeful compass]

as far as I know

[pastel moth]

Not necessarily

[near bloom]

Why are you here attacking anything in reach?

[last elk]

It’s not that bad. More meltdowns here. Only difference is people care in the vip discord

[near bloom]

Does it make you feel better?

Improve your self worth?

Does trampling people’s souls give you a leg up in life? 🤔

[vapid solstice]

Well I can’t do that since the game doesn’t work now can I?

[near bloom]

You finally got the joke then 😂

[earnest raven]

Hey Scopely, you need to pay the mice more. The servers are running very slowly.

[frosty forge]

Any word on when they might fix the game since it's basically been unplayable for a day now? @analog pond @queen jolt

[slate hill]

Slow and messed up

[last elk]

That didn’t work the last 2 years of arc failures I am sure it won’t work now lol

[plain seal]

need to quit feeding the taco bell. They cant stay on the wheel

[near bloom]

Oooft, tagging Stoney is cold!

[mortal elk]

StoneyCold?

[near bloom]

Everyone should do it

[last elk]

What?

[zenith portal]

Maybe they should roll back changes and terminate their contract with RedisLabs. They are just a licensing grab anyway, and not the original authors of redis.

[fringe plaza]

Scopely needs to do two things:

1. Get rid of the lag

2. Get rid of their profanity filter. It's embarassing.

[near bloom]

I feel a <@&509690795536941056> renaming session coming on.

[frosty forge]

I'll tag anyone since the game's been down for more than an day and they've just admitted it a couple of hours ago...a little accountability might do them some good

[near bloom]

Or you can learn to articulate yourself in a way that doesn’t cause you to come into conflict with it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[frosty forge]

It seems like a "we did something and it broke, maybe undo that thing" situation, but they can't seem to grasp this basic concept

[queen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-beer-bash-drink-beer-drinking-beer-wwe-gif-16765941

[mortal elk]

I mean, the ingame filter is atrocious 😂

[last elk]

What!

[worn nest]

ios update fixed the game for me for now

[queen jolt]

Which serverrr??

[worn nest]

093

[near bloom]

Pffft

[vapid fern]

https://media.tenor.com/tXUh3cfk9BoAAAAM/trendizisst-drama-llama.gif

[runic frigate]

Dam you can't even play the game this is sucking worse and worse I'm feed up with it

[near bloom]

Have you seen what they’ve done with automod here?

[mortal elk]

works a darn sight better than the ingame one... and I'm pretty sure you added half of the rules 😂

[near bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-gif-26049397

[near bloom]

Nope

[mint trellis]

lol, the green names are unreadable here

[near bloom]

Here’s an alternative perspective, something else broke randomly and they’re working to fix that.

[mortal elk]

yeah, it's bad on dark mode 😦

[near bloom]

Maybe you shouldn’t call people that 👀

[mortal elk]

👀

[woeful remnant]

@queen jolt bro why is this?

[near bloom]

Oops

[mortal elk]

I know it's an example, but...

[slate hill]

Reset miners and shield up

[mortal elk]

rules is rules

[mortal elk]

Alliance PD used to be(!) based on the power destroyed since the last time you joined the alliance

[last elk]

Updated and works only if you ignore lag that has a half minute delay to everything you click. No complaints here

[frosty forge]

I get that the default stance for any software company is that issues are never with the program and always with the customer's computer or network, but c'mon really? When every customer on every hardware, OS, and network is affected? Seems like it might just, maybe, be a software issue...

[mortal elk]

it's not just a sum of all PDs in the alliance

[woeful remnant]

solo pd i was referring

[mortal elk]

oh, right

thought the first pic was Alliance 😂

yeah, no clue then

[quick maple]

Alliance leaderboard is not fixed. We have an alliance showing 12B power when they only have 6B.

[mortal elk]

unless the few T is recent

[near bloom]

What software, where?

Come on, let’s explore this theory.

[mortal elk]

I... I've not had the issues that people have been reporting 😐

though I thnk it's server specific rather than region wide/game wide

[mint trellis]

ours has an alliance of 2 players whose combined power is less than mine ahead of my alliance in power rankings

[quick maple]

They didn’t “fix” anything with that script lol

[prisma citrus]

I think the difference between the two power destroyed is anything killed during incursions isn't reflected on the leader board.

[bright mulch]

They should just shut the servers down at this point I can't even move my ships

[mortal elk]

that's possible

[near bloom]

Which ones?

[mortal elk]

All of them, forever?

[prisma citrus]

All

[near bloom]

Zab isn’t affected on his super special Mod server

[mortal elk]

pffft

[vapid fern]

https://media.tenor.com/tXUh3cfk9BoAAAAM/trendizisst-drama-llama.gif

[mortal elk]

It's probably because my game client crashes out before I have a chance to experience any lag, most of the time 😂

[last elk]

Every update Scopley tries. The new programer

[wheat pendant]

A true testament to scopelys genius: cant be any lag if you cant play

[mint trellis]

and here i thought i was the only one crashing..lol

[spark creek]

Maybe my miner is on a clat node, maybe it is in the delta quadrant, maybe it is at my base this whole time.

[inland gull]

Who smells compensation chest that will be disappointing

[uneven depot]

1000 parsteel and 1 m’benga shard

[hushed linden]

Compensation Chest with Eventshop Credits would be nice

[steel igloo]

We have one showing 7.5, it's only 5.4

[ruby mica]

https://tenor.com/view/comedy-it-crowd-roy-tech-help-reactions-gif-3648926

[near bloom]

Lemur the software and infrastructure expert has gone 😢

[steel igloo]

Hey Scopely can you stop trying to "hot" fix it, and just shut the servers down and fix it....if you can . 🙄

Scopely IT

[near bloom]

How quaint.

[tribal stream]

The leaderboards are buggy? I always thought it simply showed the maximum power, not the current power.

[near bloom]

The common mammal, “internetus expertus”, in its natural habitat.

[wheat gate]

everything is just nuts with this game right now!

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-slothmore-zootopia-smiling-gif-12390417

[zenith portal]

Fire RedisLabs!

[dusk wraith]

This really must be a big issue... Just think about all the money $copely is losing right now in lost in-game microtransactions. My heart is bleeding for them....

[coarse phoenix]

I think you mean macrotransactions

[remote portal]

Former members are still counting

[near bloom]

Recommend any alternative technologies and any consultants to assist in re-engineering the game to work with those?

[near bloom]

Ubertransactions

[strong nacelle]

Is it fixed yet?

[near bloom]

Have you cleared localisation?

[fading dew]

when can we expect some comp?

[strong nacelle]

Only 18 times a day

[near bloom]

Ahhh, that’s your issue

It’s the 19th time that fixes it.

[strong nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-face-palm-seriously-exasperated-gif-7304550

[dusk wraith]

Have you tried uninstalling the game and playing something else? -$copley 😂

[sharp owl]

If you're not doing it 18 times an hour, it won't help.

[near bloom]

Very successfully.

[coarse phoenix]

Careful now, that is a lot of low expectations you expect out of this player base

[near bloom]

I play this new game called “Discord”, you have to amuse hoards of angry people who are shouting about this entirely optional thing they choose to pay for even though they don’t have to.

[coarse phoenix]

100% FTP 😂

[ruby mica]

plot twist - everyone getting in the habit of clearing localization constantly to fix the game client is what is taking down the servers! 😱

[near bloom]

Increase frequency then.

[ruby mica]

https://tenor.com/view/star-gif-16789607377123159596

[coarse phoenix]

Plot twist. Scopely cut costs on server space and was using your phones localization to help run their servers

[uneven sand]

i am missing 1 building queue and 1 research queue. (restarted twice, same thing)

[slate hill]

Could be reason ships arnt upgrading, lol

[wary basin]

Scopely you be drunk

[dusk wraith]

Plot Twist, $copley pivots to Galaxy Quest to save on Star Trek licensing costs with Paramount.

[crisp nest]

@queen jolt stil no chance of a small gift pack for the event store?

[crisp nest]

except paramount owns galaxy quest too

[nocturne plaza]

So this implies there are expected errors?

[coarse phoenix]

Starring Lieutenant Circ and General Cipard?!

[dusk wraith]

quiet! they dont know that!

[near bloom]

In exchange for $50

[coarse phoenix]

Sounds like you didn't buy the $99 prime for more shop options

[crisp nest]

no, would u like to donate that to me so i can get it 😄

[dusk wraith]

ohhh, thats whats going on... we all forgot to buy the $99 no lag Prime

[crisp nest]

i bought 2 just in case, and still hav lag

[coarse phoenix]

I make enough bad decisions in my life without spending on stfc. I don't need more encouragement

[crisp nest]

https://tenor.com/view/just-do-it-shia-la-beouf-do-it-gif-4531935

[plain seal]

give us your money and we might think about possibly think about maybe concidering fixing the game

[crisp nest]

what if we dont have any money

[near bloom]

Give me your money instead and I’ll make bad decisions on your behalf

[crisp nest]

https://tenor.com/view/super-troopers-pulled-over-gif-18371720

[near bloom]

Then you’re in the wrong place

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-penacony-honkai-star-rail-clockie-no-money-gif-17615076525993776404

[crisp nest]

https://tenor.com/view/walks-away-sad-leave-tom-and-jerry-gif-16877258

[queen jolt]

When did you noticeee this buddy

[coarse phoenix]

Stfc is like a gold digger. If you have no money, they don't pay attention to you

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/noob-mmorpg-olydri-mmo-tman-gif-17159251

[sharp dune]

I think my game ingested shrooms while I was asleep.

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/scrooge-mcduck-gif-10261382

Meanwhile at $copley...

[inner pewter]

Not sure when y'all did a hard reboot of the servers but you should get on it cuz this is getting worse and worse

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-mazzella-chris-mazz-training-james-james-gartner-band-rotation-gif-19190322

[coarse phoenix]

But did you try turning your game on and off again?

[strong nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/itcrowd-reboot-gif-4770974

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-it-have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again-telephone-on-call-gif-15495555

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/rough-day-keyboard-monitor-smash-rage-gif-14696338

they tried

[lofty valley]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-pelton-craig-pelton-community-computer-no-worky-gif-22503283

[strong nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tw-tech-support-pc-fix-computer-snl-gif-17394124

[terse summit]

Just trying to hit speed ups to finish research and it’s bugging out. Come on now.

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-cafe-roblox-cafe-udecide-running-gif-22493616

[strong nacelle]

Not for the last few years

[tepid lotus]

Depends on your definition of work

[lofty valley]

https://tenor.com/view/its-been84years-titanic-rose-dawson-gif-5372593

[uneven sand]

around 20min ago when i logged on to begin the morning CLICK ALL THE THINGS!!! ritual.

[open arrow]

Has only gone downhill since. Hopefully something is being done via Pauly's note as it's barely playable right now

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/going-to-bed-fail-caleb-labelle-daniel-labelle-midair-lagging-fall-to-the-floor-gif-27075152

[coarse phoenix]

Only is you realllly enjoy playing games with a black screen that says preparing

[chilly cypress]

Need some to make meme
" It buys the packs or you gets the lag again!"

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/ultimatedjz-ultimatdjz-boring-calendar-where-the-events-stfc-gif-26897508

[regal python]

LLP

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/lag-axolotl-food-funny-gif-25646543

[gaunt forge]

I ❤️ triple tapping

[solar raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-to-see-here-explosion-explode-bomb-fire-gif-4923610

[sick heath]

is there massive lag on servers?

[crisp nest]

no

[dusk wraith]

Give me 5 minutes to reply

[tepid lotus]

No, perfectly fine. All the memes about lag here are your imagination.

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/interrupt-bo1-cat-connection-slow-gif-13736345

[velvet bear]

Lag on Server 40 is brutal

[coarse phoenix]

Galaxy Quest catch phrase loading....

[coarse phoenix]

Can we get this as the new server icon? 😂

[exotic kraken]

The game unplayable on my server due lag

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpsterfire-flooding-fail-gif-13031064

[cyan nimbus]

To infinity and beyond! Or something Grapthar or whatever being installed in the servers I'm sure.

[exotic kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-quest-never-never-give-up-gif-4398729

[dawn hearth]

this lag makes playing so very frustrating

[bitter temple]

unless it's to laggy.. than you may as well

[sick heath]

i have an orange , I can only imagine how bad a red one is

[proud parrot]

Why is the game running so fast today without lag? Did they do an update

[oblique prism]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19496300

[exotic kraken]

I blame Tim Allen

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-away-gif-9278622

[dusk wraith]

Oh, Great $copley master. You know how much we've endured. You know we'd do more. Grant us your divine mercy. Power cycle thine great server farm, and grant us peace in thy love.

[potent gorge]

this lag is a new feature?

[dusk wraith]

It's never a bug.

[coarse phoenix]

Yes. But instead of fixing it, it will be a $100 prime in 12 stages to remove

[cyan nimbus]

I bet Scopley is wishing they could activate the omega 13 and roll back this crud.

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/lag-irl-gif-19297080

[lapis jolt]

Game unplayable...im so tired of this

[proud parrot]

As compensation Scopely will give us all a free realta

[robust glade]

What is the name of the gaming gods is going on since this last update ? game is rapidly becoming unplayable !

[brisk pulsar]

Can't wait for the next grind loop to be added to this lag.

[faint vessel]

oooh that was daft of me, i just thought to myself "what lag?" --- then stupidly went to look at the player/alliance leaderboards ingame 🙈 💩 😹

[green cobalt]

This lag is ridiculous

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-says-no-carol-beer-no-way-little-britain-trendizisst-gif-14015902623456325888

[robust glade]

lag isn't the word for this crap

[dawn hearth]

yeah just noping out of this. Doesn't matter if I don't get the borg kills in, I can't stand this level of lag

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/no-calling-nope-telephone-whos-this-gif-17539920

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-its-lag-gif-27615032

[proud parrot]

The lag is so bad my ops 69 account is now showing ops 8 😂😂😂

[fading belfry]

just going to attempt to mine today. there's no sense in trying to do hostiles

[crisp nest]

weeeeee 5min battle

[coarse phoenix]

But even then, it's not like there is anyone from scopely on this server who can do anything about it. Just place for people to gather to complain

[misty summit]

Christ Scopely. Ya got one job and ya can’t even do it right!

[compact grove]

Happy Tuesday everyone! Any recommendations for a game that works?

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/noob-mmorpg-olydri-mmo-tman-gif-17159251

[brittle geyser]

Game unplayable

[opal meadow]

Buy the anti lag router in forbidden tech

[warm shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-away-gif-9278622

[short peak]

https://tenor.com/view/error-fail-ok-gif-12120995

[brisk pulsar]

Your Treasury is full!

[mighty oyster]

Good job yet again $copely

[slate sequoia]

The most shocking thing Scopely could do at this point is have the game function as intended for any stretch of time. No one would see that coming.

[short peak]

Haven't seen so many illegal operations since windows 95

[fading belfry]

I don't think even those at scopely can do anything. I suspect it's in redis hands right now, unless the pd update script is the cause of this

[neat dust]

Great game quality scopely

Can’t do nothing

[earnest raven]

Can't really do much when everything is scanning....

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/power-cut-no-power-gif-19043148

[heavy idol]

https://tenor.com/view/amalie-steiness-borregaard-loading-gif-loading-gif-25192894

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/idolish7-tsumugi-computer-praying-concentrate-gif-23028883

[lofty valley]

If you can't to nothing, then you must be doing everything!

[coarse phoenix]

Unfortunately I could totally see this. Too much server power being used to try and keep an updated leaderboard

[fading belfry]

time to catch up on my olympics recordings

[regal python]

can´t repair my ship... i'll lost SLB ranking .... 💩 💩 💩 💩

[solar raptor]

yes it is

[short peak]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-self-own-boxing-gif-14990215 Scopely Development process

[latent void]

We've been telling them for years to fix the longstanding issues with the game but they just kept plugging along on new content

[white saffron]

Unplayable....done for the day

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/office-server-power-lady-unplug-gif-8220789

[distant gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-elmo-pyro-burn-it-down-ashes-gif-7510700295202730251

[tame igloo]

@queen jolt I don't know how widespread it is, but one of my players really struggled to get a shield up because of the lag. My shield went up, but I had to wait nearly a min. Maybe a gold shield is warranted if this lag is going to take awhile to fix.

[heavy idol]

https://tenor.com/view/sparks-electrical-electricity-equipment-radio-amateur-fire-gif-24123123

[short peak]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-funny-basketball-jump-dunk-gif-4586361

[elfin sinew]

too laggy to raid someone right now. not worth the time

[meager pendant]

too laggy to do dailies right now

[elfin sinew]

took me 8 tries to recall a survey

[weary herald]

got booted cant log back in

[faint vessel]

anyone for a dance off to help keep us occupied ? 🤔

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/lag-lagging-ping-lags-walking-lag-gif-19472139

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/timewarp-gif-6237247

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/wednesday-addams-dancing-gif-dog-wednesdy-dance-gif-27219051

[cunning rapids]

Games unplayable on PC

[proud parrot]

Scopely is sponsoring a fight between Jake Paul and Clint Eastwood

[unkempt pike]

https://tenor.com/view/supervisor-manager-not-happy-terrible-service-ryn-dean-gif-20304475

[wispy hatch]

I thought it couldn't get any worse than yesterday.. until 5 seconds after I logged in to error error

[ashen remnant]

Why is the game freezing now that I did the update

[earnest raven]

Chits for compenations??? Let's Go!!!

[cunning rapids]

Soon: buy the $100 pack to play

[plain seal]

error Will Robison Error

[remote spoke]

And Scopely wants you to pay for this type of gaming speed

[meager pendant]

you should know that an update is the kiss of DEATH

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-typing-gif-18240062

[proud parrot]

Announcement from scopely please now install the downgrade 😂

[slim sky]

It got worse after they said investigating it.

[harsh atlas]

Scopely bringing it's award winning customer support to the masses with more LAG

[cloud ice]

Never give up, never surrender!!!

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointing-update-sora-cringe-gif-23965856

[weary herald]

lets just hope scoply software never installs on a smart car.

[bold hazel]

if I performed my job duties like the people at scopely I would have been fired this is BS

[rugged quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sigourney-weaver-stupid-galaxy-quest-angry-gif-11786410

[twilit jackal]

Is this lag so bad that they're finally getting the crowdstrike issue?

[worn island]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-confused-owen-wilson-dont-know-how-to-use-computer-zoolander-gif-8968881

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/sisters-amy-poehler-maura-ellis-tina-fey-kate-ellis-gif-14962124

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/lag-slap-gif-5256373

[sick heath]

if they had the crowdstrike issue it would be offline

[brittle geyser]

Lag so bad you can’t event purchase anything…alliance member submitted a ticket over it 🤣

[sick heath]

that will be top priority ticket

[faint vessel]

bet its the same with the cash/IAP stores aswell 🙈

[frank loom]

Nothing will load. Game frozen. I think it’s emergency maintenance time🚨

[grave forge]

The lag and connection errors are making it impossible to start or finish anything. What gives Scopley? Did you lose some servers?

[finite otter]

If the store is affected then they actually will try to fix the issue.

[rugged quest]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-quest-snacks-derpy-gif-10835381

[faint vessel]

100% guaranteed to get it fixed quadruple speed lol

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/server-is-fine-burn-fire-spongebob-blow-gif-14178373

[short peak]

https://tenor.com/view/failure-boo-simpsons-zero-gif-17012756229140509599

[faint vessel]

or the refinery with no cooldowns 😛 🙈

[night zinc]

This is absolutely unacceptable.

[glad sage]

so the game is unplayable

[drowsy gyro]

Totally unplayable

[finite crypt]

The lag and the game issues have been bad today worse than normal but now it is unplayable........😒

[grave root]

Upgrade to Dial up?

[plucky parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-does-not-care-we-do-not-care-gif-16666710433616706365

[short peak]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-broken-hand-gif-14151245711129794243

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/team-america-intelligence-gif-19931514

[bitter heron]

This should be Priority 1 issue but only store issues are priority.

Help Scopely I can't buy anything from the store! I can't spend my $100.

[faint vessel]

oooh not seen that AO-hell screen for a long long time. does everyone else still have the modem screeching ingrained in their memory?

[rapid tartan]

All Servers everywhere: "the game is unplayable, it lags freezes and we cant do anything" Scopely: "Check your connection"

[faint vessel]

awww

[sharp flume]

https://tenor.com/view/the-website-is-down-gif-26506450

[proven magnet]

unplayable, need compensation

[drowsy gyro]

Did they at least try turning it off and back on again?

[solar trellis]

Yep, and fond memories of telling a family member to get off the phone so I can IM my friends. 😂

[finite otter]

Forever. I cannot unhear that sound.

[dusk wraith]

Was it today that that are transferring the servers to Saudi Arabia?

[fading belfry]

they need to issue a maint shield, but I doubt at this point anyone can raid

[slate sequoia]

🔁 SCANNING

[warm shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

It everyone quits, the lag gets better

[faint vessel]

Dad used to just rip the 25metre extension cable from the wall socket. GET off the flipping internet !!!

[drowsy gyro]

Took 20 mins just to pop a shield

[queen jolt]

While waiting for an update from the engineering team, whats your dinner/lunch/breakfast? (hd having steak again)

[regal python]

the lag gets higher every minute

[kind dragon]

Depends what is in the comp chest

[short pewter]

FIX THE LAG ALREADY!

[mighty oyster]

Your a joke of a company $copely

[proven magnet]

thank god i finished mining and borg yesterday

[solar trellis]

I tried making oatmeal, but the microwave kept throwing error code 504 at me. 😭

[warm shuttle]

Lost a solo armada because I couldn't join, not like borg mini arc needs armadas

[faint vessel]

late breakfast, ice cold beer and a bacon sarnie sat in the pub beer garden[ could someone turn down the sun a bit? we're not used to it in england]

[strong nacelle]

Scopely, driving their customers away one bug at a time 🤣

[slate patio]

Holy cow. Just take the game down, and apply peace shields to everyone. We can’t even apply our own peace shield.

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/april-fools-joke-dog-its-fine-this-is-not-gif-1750056094467610487

[opal meadow]

Guess they are doing server maintenance a day earlier than announced? Would be par for the course with them, considering what they did to territory reset last week a day earlier than announced

[cunning rapids]

You don't need shields to buy a pack #scopelyupdate

[waxen kindle]

Don’t encourage them

[opal meadow]

Commander, have you tried clearing your cache?

[drowsy gyro]

The game is working as intended. Now offering 3 levels of anti-lag pack! Starting at $99 USD for the first level!

[brittle geyser]

Hang up the phone I’m trying to use the internet

[sharp dune]

Everyone, they rolled out a prime lag reduction. 1% for $100, but it has unlimited pulls.

[finite crypt]

Every other Online game I have played today I have had no connection Issues!!

[wintry river]

It absolutely has to be everyone's internet connection and no fault of scopely

[queen jolt]

Good oldays

[lean badger]

Don't you mean the day the actually announced, but then said they would change to a day later, but did not follow through on that announcement and went ahead with the previous announcement?

[faint vessel]

shame there isnt the good old quiz bot on this server anymore 😦 could have been a good distraction with a giveaway

[opal meadow]

Depends if it is 1% of base or 1% after all research and buffs added in

[neat remnant]

Guess this is what they were trying for? Be excited about Galaxy Quest while we lag you to death. You wont be able to use your ships or hit anything with them but hey at least you get your galaxyquest content

[opal meadow]

Cause scopely math is hard

[finite otter]

$99 pack to claim your trivia prize!

[sharp flume]

@queen jolt ikea meatballs! But euh .... trying to finnish dailies whike eating them isnt happening

Did some1 spilled his coffee to close to the servers? Or do we have a routing table issue

[plucky parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/scopely-money-gif-14124393094162907114

[graceful sage]

is anything being done about the horrible lag in game?

[dusk wraith]

Dang it, It WAS today that that are transferring the servers to Saudi Arabia!

[faint vessel]

they used to do quizes giving away free BP's etc

[crisp nest]

yeah they are exacerbating it

[pulsar thorn]

@graceful sage yep we're getting two 5 minute speed ups

[opal meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shred-done-over-shredder-gif-8643184500671348132

[graceful sage]

i love it bc they are both TRUE!

[opal meadow]

I want my 7 origin burnham shards!!

[neat remnant]

Ya we get galaxy quest to arc to ' compensate' for lagging us to death lol

[vapid solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-trash-gif-20784369

[royal kayak]

https://stfc.2c.fyi/

[proud parrot]

The lag is so bad I think I'm starting to like my mother-in-law again 😁

[finite crypt]

I had a 24-hour shield up and if I get Raided because of this I want all my RSS Back thank you and Compensation either way this is Really Really bad!

[faint vessel]

it wouldnt be too dificult to have a quiz or two queued up with a quizbot, for situations like this. Okay maybe more than 2 LOL!
all it would take it someone to fire it off with a slash command

[slow cargo]

They just need to pull the game down and put it in emergency maintenance until it’s playable again

[nimble stump]

Can you guys deploy peace shields? The game is unplayable right now and trying to open chests or activate a shield is throwing errors.

[midnight root]

So they know about the lag, but what about all those unexpected error messages?

[marble shoal]

C'mon Scopely, you want my money? Do better!!

[finite crypt]

I cant

[open basalt]

Event store sucks. Players complain. Game lag makes it so players can't buy anything in store anyway. Scopely Victory.

[slow ember]

At least I got to hear the opening credits song all the way through before the game loaded… twice.

[finite crypt]

I got into the game 2 times and lagged out before being able 2 do anything

[inland gull]

I mean everyone worried bout being raided… no one can do anything so I don’t think you’ll be raided lol

[faint vessel]

your* sorry i couldnt resist

[severe cliff]

Can’t play with this dumpster fire going on.

[queen jolt]

Actually, im working on a similar initiative

[quasi ember]

lagging in APAC as well

[viscid zealot]

Scoply will be selling a lag reducing package for 1000 dollars from now on

[finite crypt]

Yeah but what if I cant get on and shield because I am busy at the time they fix it

????

[faint vessel]

ah goodtimes 🙂 let me get you a cold beer from the bar 🍺

[plucky parcel]

my admiral is screwed because she always does events last minute

[brittle geyser]

Yup lag was less back then

[dusk wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-austin-powers-dr-evil-evil-laugh-gif-19284579

[inland gull]

Valid concern fair point

[dusk wraith]

$copley Management Team

[devout vector]

Servers appear to be melting down

[wintry river]

I can now sit here and stare at my base wondering how amazing it would be if I could do anything

[potent crater]

"I said REMOVE 1 core from each server, not LEAVE one core on each server!"

[drowsy gyro]

It is obviously my internet connection. Scopley gave us a handy symbol to show us that

[solar trellis]

But only in €.

[waxen kindle]

Because yeah, they’ve run out of Star Trek.
Prodigy
They never did prime Kirk movies
Only 4 ent E officers
That’s like almost a year of content right there.

[late pawn]

It's been lag and failed actions for 24 hours now.

[finite otter]

And the animated series.

[dire osprey]

Or they could just fix bugs for a full Battle Pass.

[plucky parcel]

hey @wintry river

[dire osprey]

Or three….

[potent crater]

The irony that the most reliable part of Scopely's game service this week is its Discord server, run by another company.

[proud parrot]

As compensation scopely is giving us a middle finger Avatar

[wintry river]

Sup @plucky parcel

[quasi ember]

not sure how the script for PD was supposed to work, but my alliance is still not fixed, we basically don't exist on the server lists and we would be top 5 if not top 3 in pd and other stats. server 199 apac

[late pawn]

Click to attack, fail. Click to attack something else, succeed. Come back and attack first thing. Click to claim a gift, fail. Pretty crazy bad.

[vapid solstice]

I’d love one of those 😂

[tame cape]

Might want to throw out some gold shields, if the lag issues are truly galaxy wide.

[finite otter]

A Hailing Frequency would be sweet. 🤣

[faint vessel]

i miss the Aol chat host/volunteer perks. we got some amazing meals/trips/gifts

[neat remnant]

To compensate for lag, reward is more lag to grow your lag stash in abundance.

[dry forge]

That would be great as a hf

[glossy girder]

This is what happens you bring Tim Allen into the game. Star Trek Home Improvement

[faint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/more-power-home-improvement-tim-gif-22738460

[wintry river]

If we ever gor that HF it would be the only one I ever use

[waxen kindle]

*Toolman grunt noises

[crisp nest]

but he makes it better......

[finite otter]

So the servers got busted with coke?

[late pawn]

Scopely wouldn't allow a middle finger. They have the worst chat censorship of any game I've ever played, lol.

[golden spear]

So not even playable atm...

[plucky parcel]

they need use his mugshot from when he got busted for coke trafficking

[slow ember]

https://tenor.com/view/more-power-home-improvement-tim-gif-22738460

[vapid solstice]

The middle finger emoji works 😂

[silver parcel]

the middle finger would still be buffering, you wouldn't know you received it until next week

[drowsy gyro]

I might pay for that avatar

[rough skiff]

I would second this compensation!

[golden spear]

This is what happens when you even think about bringing in outside forces... Paramount stay away...no Galaxy Quest...this is Star Trek

[finite crypt]

I tried the Repair Game option lets see how that goes???...