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Qiq was observing from the side.
Kokomi was the fish.
kokomi is now dead
jean was secretly watching from the side
klee accidentally threw a bomb at jean which kills her
later that day, kaeya sees klee in solitary confinement (where she put herself)
klee told kaeya she accidentally blew up jean and kokomi
kaeya consoled klee and told her that they could always get a new jean and fish
klee is happy and with kaeya's help they resurrect jean and buy a new fish
uh oh, klee accidently eats the fish
the fish clips back into reality from the backrooms
but klee’s already there
The war between kokomi and klee begin
Kokomi used “Whale”, it was very effective
Qiqi chilling on the sidelines with her coco-goat milk.
Somehow Xiao is there too waiting to die
then kaveh starts yelling at alhaitham bc he ate his bagel bites
and alhaitham reminds kaveh that if he didn’t spend over 2 million mora on a castle he would’ve had his own bagel bites
yelan appears out of nowhere and tells kaveh that he stook lisas book
and lisa is now very very angry
she hires eula to exact vengeance
"I acknowledge that you are a person of superior ability. Henceforth, you will be my guard. Worry not. Should any danger arise, I shall dispose of it."
-Raiden Shogun
then eula falls to the 'mighty shogun' and Vengeanced kaveh
kokomi reappears
itto crushes kokomi with his twerking bull thing
||IM SOBBING HELP 😭||
shinobu drags itto away before the cops show up again
the cops spawn from the backrooms
but then lisa comes back
lisa accidentally shocks the cops and ittos twerking bull
itto's twerking bull flies into kaveh's arms and he is accused of stealing the bull 
The twerking bull kicks kaveh and kaveh goes flying into the air to who knows where
Jean comes back and sends kaveh, itto, klee, kokomi, raiden, lisa, and eula to solitary confinement
the twerking bull kicks jean in the face
jean turns into a backrooms enitity
Suddenly, the confinement turns into a level from the backrooms and they gotta escape the entity Jean
They all start sobbing on the floor
jean kills raiden
Qiqi chilling in the backrooms of genshin, revives Ei.
the traveler walks in and immediately leaves because its too much confusion to handle
yunjin starts singing to break travelers ear drums
Yunjin turns out to be another backrooms entity, yet a more friendly one, she kills jean, and they get to the following level
ei meets yunjin in a strangely dark room and
torn to oblivion
then zhongli repawns and uses his 'e' skill and ei's skill backfires back on to her
zhongli gets mad and starts fighting raiden.
raiden dies unexpectedly and the look on zhongli's face when he kills her: 
Klee somehow spawns into the backrooms and starts placing bombs everywhere
||this story is so random help||
one of klee’s bombs blows up a wall and another backrooms entity named scaramouche gets released
scaramouche invades and starts fighting raiden instead
but he doesn't know that raiden is already dead and he's fighting a corpse
another puppet was trying to help him, but with his high narcissism he was denying
yao yao accidentally bonks everyone on the head with her spear
the traveler stares in shock, utterly confused by what’s happening and not even trying to question where yaoyao came from
yao yao threw lanterns everywhere and klee accidentally bombs one super large one with her burst and that bomb had enough power to blast the whole of celestia which it did, and thats how the story of how klee was fishblasting ended

someone start a new one:
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Scaramouche is having a therapy session about his trauma
his mother walks in
She isn’t in a good mood today and starts attacking scaramouche
paimon got scared when she saw ryuk and started crying
hu tao steals the death note for “business”
Zhongli tries to stop Hu tao but ends up killed and she gets more "buisness"
||omg 😭||
Hu tao illegally convinces the traveller to help with her “business”
hutao accidentally wrote her own name because she wanted to do the “if u find this pls return to (name)” and commits die
then Keqing found the death note near hutao dead body, she thought it was just a normal notebook and threw it away
keying realizes something and picks the death note back up, and realizes it is a death note, and thinks about whether she should keep it
Keqing gets very upset and yells at her
Keqinq says she doesn't mind and ends up asking celestia for another one
celestia agrees. but on one condition: the death note shall be carried by the child known as klee
klee drew all over the pages of her adventures with kayea and albedo
albedo walks in
and looks in shock at the book in klee’s hands
albedo takes the book away and sees ryuk, and ryuk is eating apples
ryuk chokes on an apple and accidentally crushes a pigeon and timmie appears with a glock
but cyno appears and arrests timmie for illegal owning and use of a weapon
then tighnari comes and says "I found the lament boy then xiao comes out from nowhere and says "LAMENT"
After that qiqi finds the death note in the trash and writes baizhu's name
narrator: "what he didn't die? oh qiqi misspelled his name"
Qiqi likes the book and wants to keep writing names. However due to her poor memory, she repeatedly writes Baizhu and Cocogoat
then baizhu sees qiqi and gets the book
baizhu chucks the book into the ocean for the ocean snake god to have
then qiqi yells at baizhu then they play ddr
But kokomi is in the water and she gets the death note
She writes Raiden Shogun's name
A magic fish is watching Kokomi and teleports to the Raiden Shogun and does cpr
then they start singing the theme song of jo Jo's bizarre adventure
and then yunjin dances and accidentally kicks everyone in the face as she dances
nahida steals a few tiny meteors and goes to klee, they turn the meteors into hand grenades
They storm every region and destroy it but Klee ends up killed
yunjin interrupts Klee’s funeral because she is furious that her dance was interrupted
nahida throws a grenade at her and tells herto have some respect
tanjiro and nezuko show up
they can't kill them because their not demons so they end up staying for Klee's funeral
Klee ends up being reincarnated to Qiqi's long lost twin
jean puts everyone in solitary confinement
nezuko gets mad and starts burning the solitary confinement room with her blood demon art
Tanjiro uses hinokami kagura to help
akaza spawns back from the dead and kills tanjiro and tanjiros guts fly everywhere
nezuko goes full demon mode and tries to kill akaza
They fight for 24 hours straight
nezuko punches akaza a bit too hard while using her blood demon art and makes a donut, and now akaza cannot regen the hole for idk how long tbh (i searched if demons could regen if nezuko used her bda on them, it said it slows their regen skills so yh)
kazuha shows up and says lament then runs
kazuha runs off towards the beach and flies away to a remote island
wrong character
||i love how the story just completely became kny and then kazuha (or xiao ig?) showed up lmao||
xiao hunts down kazuha for stealing his voiceline and kazuha runs away
kazuha meets tomo (aka kazuha dies)
Meanwhile zhongli drops his meteor on Celestia and the archons begin their war against it
unknown god spawns out of nowhere and lumine returned
Xiao runs past screamung LAMENT
the archons thought xiao was disturbing them, so they slapped him
xiao gets mad and plunges down from celestia
he lands on zhongli
hu tao stares at zhongli's body
turns out zhongli have dragon skin under his human skin
Xiao ended ub breaking his favourite spear
Xiao's broken spear unfortunately stabs him and he becomes gravely injured
ik
hu tao looks at both their bodies
hu tao becomes manly
and say the "it was me, dio", people passing by thinking that she now crazier than ever
Yelan comes to take her to prison
hu tao escapes :))
she runs to baizhu to hide in his pharmacy (and also to search for qiqi)
Hu Tao uses her burst but sadly her ghost died
The Fatui end up killing her
qiqi shows up and uses her ult and revives hu tao
Qiqi is now half ded
xiao shows up with a pile of snow
Isn’t Xiao ded
and eats
Childe shows up
Xiao went berserk and started throwing snowballs at everyone in that area
amber shows up and melts the snowballs with her pyro arrows
stormterror appears with venti
Stormterror attempts to eat venti
Venti uses tornado to push stormterror away
stormterror gets pushed all the way out to sumeru
Nahida somehow traps stormterror
Sumeru is on fire due to the fact that they were battling
snowball fight go brrrrrr
But the snowballs weren’t enough so rukkadevata came alive again and gave her spirit for Sumeru which will never experience damage to it
stormterror oofs
After venti escapes stormterror he falls into the abyss
Venti lands in the backrooms⁉️
dancing on a table
he offers venti a drink
Venti gets mad because he was given a drink without alcohol
out of madness, he spits the drink at the person dancing on the table
The person on the table is revealed to be none other than…
A drunk diluc
Diluc resumes dancing
Venti kinda kills Diluc by crashing the entire pub
Which causes six fingered jose to become five fingered jose
Diluc sets the remains on fire which makes five fingered Jose to become four fingered Jose :))
four fingered jose turns into sayu and rolls away before he can lose any more fingers
As four fingered jose is running/rolling he then notices that hes now in Inazuma
Venti says yes but the drink is poisened
Wait what
||i'm so confused||
real
Four fingered Jose notices he is standing before…
nahida
Who kills four fingered Jose
Then C6 Barbara uses her elemental burst and revives Four Fingered Jose
jean yeets nahida off a cliff
As Nahida is falling, it is revealed that she was the whopperflower that pretended to be Albedo in that one event
jean gets flashbacks and falls to the ground
yae miko acts like she's sleeping
but her tail is flashing
jean suddenly transforms and it is revealed that she is actually the traveler in that one cutscene after the traveler meets the balladeer
He strangles yae miko
but ei wont let that happen and throws the traveler into a tree
kokomi and gorou are planning their next attack, this time it's on ei
Traveler wants to help but oh no bro the ginger (Tartaglia) shows up
Which then the traveler kills since childe is working with ei
childe ends up in the spirit world of hu tao and they sing an ed sheeran song together
Traveler’s ears explode from the singing, causing them to permanently go deaf
because the traveler's ears got nerfed, they grew ears and a tail to become the hybird alpha abyss princess/prince😱😱‼️‼️
by becoming the hybrid alpha abyss princess/prince, they are finally able to find their twin
and they got married which makes them hybrid alpha king and queen
then lumine divorces aether telling him, this marriage thing is a disgrace.
jean storms in and shuts down the marriage and the entire genshin shipping community
Which causes
the reputation of the genshin fandom as a whole to go up
However Lisa shows up
and reignites like 90% of the simps
the other 10% are out of lisa’s blood
the both 100% make up and live happily ever after bc jean's manliness stops this whole thing and every one turned around like it was nothing and thats how the story of how scaramouche had a therapy session about his trauma
(HAHAHAH IM ENDING THE STORIES MUAHHAHAHAHA)
anyways (sorry)
start a new one:
I
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lumine meets venti on the statues hands and then venti accidentally falls off and dies even tho he is archon and that wouldnt make sense but he still did 
except venti can fly because he is unable to take fall damage as a literal wind spirit
(omg a venti simp sorry lmao)
aether meets raiden and when ei was about to kill him yae miko spawns
nope
the travler is saved from raiden
Yae electrocutes up ei and shogun and now the traveler is happy
when scara was secretely controlling yae, nahida found out and used her make-believe tree of wisdom to knock him out and his head cracked open again
which revealed scara to be controlled by . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .
freddie mercury
Who?
||lead singer of queen, i’m very sad that my reference didn’t work||
It’s ok
scara was secreately controlled by the evil klee
And Klee controlled him by………
threatening him with bombs
and jean then found out and she was like 'klee bbg!!1!1 wtf are you doing?????
and put klee in an extra secure solitary confinement room
kaeya finds out and then they both become runaway criminals
And then amber joins them
Baron Bunny accidentally explodes
And explodes the whole city
Which causes zhingli to protect liyue
by using ningguang’s jade chamber to block the explosion
ningguang is furious and turns out she is stronger than zhongli and then zhongli dies
but xiao gets mad and shouts “lament” before attacking ningguang
But then ganyu and keqing protects her
and xiao is forced to retreat
so nigguang uses her 'q' to try and kill xiao and keqing and ganyu even tho they saved her but she couldnt kill xiao and keqing and ganyu bc she has skill issue
qiqi comes in and revives zhongli and then zhongli drops a meteor on ningguang
ninggunag dies
Hu Tao starts promoting her business
She buries ninggunag
and uses her to advertise her quality coffins
then npcs come and try to buy one from all over tevyat
now there is a sea of npcs trying to get to hu tao because all their friends died
She then notices she ran out of coffins
so she demands asks zhongli to make some coffins out of stone or mora for her
Ninguang ascends from the dead and attacks hutap
childes hey girlie hold still made every single soul in tevyat cringe to death now nothing is alive
||why do we keep killing off the population lmao||
bc im evil
||i see||
||hunger games 💀||
||lmaoo||
||fr what||
||isnt ningguang dead 💀||
||dw im pretty sure hu tao has died like 6 times in the story anyway 💀||
||sure 💀||
||according to the story she’s in a coffin 💀||
||LMFAO||
Childe revives bc qiqi didnt die yet
(im pretty sure she did but whatever)
Sure
And Ningguang starts flying away
||WTF LMFAO||
as ningguang flies away she bumps into wanderer and they fall in love and fly away together
however they make the mistake of flying over inazuma and raiden sees them
||wtf even is this lmao||
||I MEAN MAKE IT FUNNY OR LEAVE IT YK||
And she smites Ningguang with lightning, HOWEVER
HOWEVER scara saves ningguang with his huge hat and his 3 betrayals become 4 
ningguang thanks scara, but raiden isn’t done yet
raiden summons eula to get her vengeance
ningguang summons rex lapis to have order
But Rex lapis doesn’t come down
so ningguang summons diluc instead to get his retribution 
But it also doesn’t work
Celestia appears and kills everyone except for the traveler
The traveler reveals their powers as a necromancer
||what are yall making||
||i genuinely have no idea||
And revives everyone as their zombies only to...
see the zombies start breakdancing
||LMAOOOO||
||what even is this lmao||
the dancing zombies shock the traveler so much that they fall asleep
They dream about finally seeing their sibling again, but are rudely awoken due to
see paimon being eaten alive by venti because venti is rlly drunk
paimon is yelling that she is not emergency food
And smacks Venti all the way to the Inazuma
venti falls down a deep cave
And gets eaten by a slime
its loneliness
And eats venti again
Only for venti to blow it rom the inside killing it
with that finished, venti goes to get a drink at the bar only to realize…
it ate him again
Diluc appears and looks at the slime and...
decides to make it into wine
the wine becomes a huge success, and Diluc does not know how to break it to people that he killed both a god and a creature for it
so he kills himself instead
Since it was a hit, a lot of people drank it but after some days, it made some people into slimes and others into gods.
Then soon after the drink was put on the news.
Then someone drank it, and the person who drank it was…
CHIDE, and went rogue VERY VERY ROGUE, since he turned into a…
hydro slime and he got thrown off...
the plane of euthymia into were he finds...
Teucer! Dead on the floor
keqing randomly does her telport thingy and finds the 2
XD
men laying at the bottom of the plane of euthymia, dead. Childe was killed by...
his younger brother
Since he turned evil from the plane of euthymia after coming back from the ded
||You didn’t read the above?||
…
XD
then teucer kills himself
||there, now hes dead||
||Lol what ||
||:3||
||But wasn’t he ded before???||
||someone revived him so 😒||
||I swear they didn’t read the stuff before||
||fr, making up stuff from the one before lol||
||EXACTLY LIKE U CANT BE THAT STUPID RIGHT??||
||😭, lets stop now before we get told off||
||Ok ok ||
timmie (the pigeon dude) screams in agony
and then falls to the ground, hugging his dead bsf (fr)
||was childe not killed by teucer i’m so confused||
||looks like im the one who didnt read the story now 💀 lets change it to someone else||
keqing stares and decides that they’re not worth her time so she leaves
But then a monster appearsss
she doesnt wake up and dies
Zhongli sees this and obliterates the monster
zhongli later decides to get food but he forgot his wallet back at the battlefield
But some treasure hoarders stole it so he has to get it back from them
And zhongli ends up losing it cuz treasure hoarders are too fast
So he calls xiao to hunt them down
But xiao spontaneously combusts on sight
And zhongli gets mad p
Zhongli ends up going alone to get his wallet back on the way he meets..
||Got too invested and just wanted to continue so no I didn’t, sorry man it was too long 😭||
||YOU DIDNT READ THE ABOVE AGAIN 👹😡🤬||
||I DID HELP, DOESNT ZHONG LOSE HIS WALLET AND NEEDS TO TAKE IT BACK NOW?||
But he loses it AGAIN
and hu tao appears asking if he wants to donate money to her charity
zhongli says no cuz...
Childe shows up at the wrong time
All the fatui harbinger laugh at him arlechino was nice for once and gives childe 10% of her money
butArlechino only had one dollar
so she gave childe 10 cents and turns out the ten cents she gave childe was fake so childe got taken into jail where wrio beat him up
In bed
and they all stayed up
And then some fatui habringers showed up
And then Childe floods the Fortress with his Giant Narwhal
But Skerk comes to slap him
and dies
||why u like this...why u killing everyone||
||i'll make u die next /hj||
but then shrek comes back to life and twerks on zhongli
and dies
And the zhongli breaks his back and dies
and dies
And then revives
and then dies again and venti walks in and cries
and uh- venti is immune to dying
thas crazy
I WONT LET HIM DIE
but then he died
but istaroth cried and returned him to life
and then xiao walked in and gets into a major emo phase bc of his father's (zhongli's) death
And then Hu Tao walks in and decides to bury Zhongli
and died
Qiqi came and teabagged on hu tao's dead body
And died
She cant die
And Hu Tao revived as a zombie and died inside instead
An died
however she woke up from the sound of someone singing
And that someone singing was venti
and died
plot twist: He didn’t die. No one will die anymore because raiden casted an immortal spell
But raiden ended up dying so now the spell is broken
||Lol I remember when the story was just about Klee blowing up kokomi and killing a bunch of fish||
And died
And now everybody is dying
and im proud of it

story? uhm... how about this?
||Traveler finally meet their sibling again but in good terms and join hands together in the middle of a fight against Celestia but one of them have to be sacrificed in order to save Teyvat, so in the end our Traveler lives but not the sibling... Joke pls don't take it to heart.||
||"Kaeya and Diluc gets along well but decide to still be the same in front of everyone while secretly they are having fun interacting confortably as brothers again (you know, sibling fights?) And everyone notice it and were happy they finally get along like old times" - Pls accept this as my apology for the sad one||
Noo
Like
A progressive story
That I actually ruined 💀