#write a story

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wary laurel
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similar to another post, everyone writes a sentence of a story as more people continue it

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i’ll start

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klee was fishblasting

grave wadi
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Qiq was observing from the side.

granite crypt
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Kokomi was the fish.

wary laurel
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kokomi is now dead

gloomy plinth
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jean was secretly watching from the side

light matrix
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klee accidentally threw a bomb at jean which kills her

gloomy plinth
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later that day, kaeya sees klee in solitary confinement (where she put herself)

granite crypt
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klee told kaeya she accidentally blew up jean and kokomi

gloomy plinth
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kaeya consoled klee and told her that they could always get a new jean and fish

jovial otter
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klee is happy and with kaeya's help they resurrect jean and buy a new fish

alpine wedge
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uh oh, klee accidently eats the fish

wary laurel
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the fish clips back into reality from the backrooms

gloomy plinth
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but klee’s already there

jovial otter
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The war between kokomi and klee begin

long wagon
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Kokomi used “Whale”, it was very effective

grave wadi
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Qiqi chilling on the sidelines with her coco-goat milk.

light matrix
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Somehow Xiao is there too waiting to die

shadow haven
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then kaveh starts yelling at alhaitham bc he ate his bagel bites

gloomy plinth
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and alhaitham reminds kaveh that if he didn’t spend over 2 million mora on a castle he would’ve had his own bagel bites

shadow haven
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yelan appears out of nowhere and tells kaveh that he stook lisas book

wary laurel
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and lisa is now very very angry

gloomy plinth
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she hires eula to exact vengeance

elder jacinth
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"I acknowledge that you are a person of superior ability. Henceforth, you will be my guard. Worry not. Should any danger arise, I shall dispose of it."
-Raiden Shogun

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then eula falls to the 'mighty shogun' and Vengeanced kaveh

gloomy plinth
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kokomi reappears

elder jacinth
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itto crushes kokomi with his twerking bull thing

white sparrow
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||IM SOBBING HELP 😭||

gloomy plinth
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shinobu drags itto away before the cops show up again

wary laurel
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the cops spawn from the backrooms

gloomy plinth
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but then lisa comes back

unreal swallow
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lisa accidentally shocks the cops and ittos twerking bull

elder jacinth
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itto's twerking bull flies into kaveh's arms and he is accused of stealing the bull balls

crude escarp
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The twerking bull kicks kaveh and kaveh goes flying into the air to who knows where

jovial otter
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Jean comes back and sends kaveh, itto, klee, kokomi, raiden, lisa, and eula to solitary confinement

gloomy plinth
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the twerking bull kicks jean in the face

shadow haven
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jean turns into a backrooms enitity

light siren
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Suddenly, the confinement turns into a level from the backrooms and they gotta escape the entity Jean

spring drift
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They all start sobbing on the floor

wary laurel
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jean kills raiden

grave wadi
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Qiqi chilling in the backrooms of genshin, revives Ei.

gloomy plinth
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the traveler walks in and immediately leaves because its too much confusion to handle

unreal swallow
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yunjin starts singing to break travelers ear drums

light siren
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Yunjin turns out to be another backrooms entity, yet a more friendly one, she kills jean, and they get to the following level

elder jacinth
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ei meets yunjin in a strangely dark room and
torn to oblivionONGOD
then zhongli repawns and uses his 'e' skill and ei's skill backfires back on to her

light siren
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zhongli gets mad and starts fighting raiden.

elder jacinth
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raiden dies unexpectedly and the look on zhongli's face when he kills her: EZ

spring drift
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Klee somehow spawns into the backrooms and starts placing bombs everywhere

gloomy plinth
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||this story is so random help||

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one of klee’s bombs blows up a wall and another backrooms entity named scaramouche gets released

wary laurel
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scaramouche invades and starts fighting raiden instead

gloomy plinth
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but he doesn't know that raiden is already dead and he's fighting a corpse

willow widget
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another puppet was trying to help him, but with his high narcissism he was denying

unreal swallow
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yao yao accidentally bonks everyone on the head with her spear

gloomy plinth
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the traveler stares in shock, utterly confused by what’s happening and not even trying to question where yaoyao came from

elder jacinth
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yao yao threw lanterns everywhere and klee accidentally bombs one super large one with her burst and that bomb had enough power to blast the whole of celestia which it did, and thats how the story of how klee was fishblasting ended

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someone start a new one:

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I
v

hoary robin
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Scaramouche is having a therapy session about his trauma

jovial otter
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his mother walks in

spring drift
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She isn’t in a good mood today and starts attacking scaramouche

granite crypt
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scaramouche attacks her back

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he got death noted

willow widget
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paimon got scared when she saw ryuk and started crying

gloomy plinth
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hu tao steals the death note for “business”

night salmon
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Zhongli tries to stop Hu tao but ends up killed and she gets more "buisness"

gloomy plinth
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||omg 😭||

spring drift
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Hu tao illegally convinces the traveller to help with her “business”

wary laurel
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hutao accidentally wrote her own name because she wanted to do the “if u find this pls return to (name)” and commits die

willow widget
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then Keqing found the death note near hutao dead body, she thought it was just a normal notebook and threw it away

wary laurel
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keying realizes something and picks the death note back up, and realizes it is a death note, and thinks about whether she should keep it

spring drift
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Keqing gets very upset and yells at her

night salmon
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Keqinq says she doesn't mind and ends up asking celestia for another one

jovial otter
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celestia agrees. but on one condition: the death note shall be carried by the child known as klee

willow widget
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klee drew all over the pages of her adventures with kayea and albedo

shadow haven
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albedo walks in

gloomy plinth
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and looks in shock at the book in klee’s hands

wary laurel
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albedo takes the book away and sees ryuk, and ryuk is eating apples

unreal swallow
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ryuk chokes on an apple and accidentally crushes a pigeon and timmie appears with a glock

gloomy plinth
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but cyno appears and arrests timmie for illegal owning and use of a weapon

shadow haven
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then tighnari comes and says "I found the lament boy then xiao comes out from nowhere and says "LAMENT"

night salmon
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After that qiqi finds the death note in the trash and writes baizhu's name

willow widget
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narrator: "what he didn't die? oh qiqi misspelled his name"

spring drift
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Qiqi likes the book and wants to keep writing names. However due to her poor memory, she repeatedly writes Baizhu and Cocogoat

shadow haven
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then baizhu sees qiqi and gets the book

gloomy plinth
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baizhu chucks the book into the ocean for the ocean snake god to have

shadow haven
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then qiqi yells at baizhu then they play ddr

night salmon
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But kokomi is in the water and she gets the death note
She writes Raiden Shogun's name

spring drift
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A magic fish is watching Kokomi and teleports to the Raiden Shogun and does cpr

shadow haven
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then they start singing the theme song of jo Jo's bizarre adventure

unreal swallow
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and then yunjin dances and accidentally kicks everyone in the face as she dances

wary laurel
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nahida steals a few tiny meteors and goes to klee, they turn the meteors into hand grenades

night salmon
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They storm every region and destroy it but Klee ends up killed

spring drift
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yunjin interrupts Klee’s funeral because she is furious that her dance was interrupted

gloomy plinth
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nahida throws a grenade at her and tells herto have some respect

jovial otter
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tanjiro and nezuko show up

night salmon
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they can't kill them because their not demons so they end up staying for Klee's funeral

dusty sand
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Klee ends up being reincarnated to Qiqi's long lost twin

jovial otter
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jean puts everyone in solitary confinement

gloomy plinth
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nezuko gets mad and starts burning the solitary confinement room with her blood demon art

night salmon
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Tanjiro uses hinokami kagura to help

elder jacinth
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akaza spawns back from the dead and kills tanjiro and tanjiros guts fly everywhere

jovial otter
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nezuko goes full demon mode and tries to kill akaza

spring drift
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They fight for 24 hours straight

wary laurel
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nezuko punches akaza a bit too hard while using her blood demon art and makes a donut, and now akaza cannot regen the hole for idk how long tbh (i searched if demons could regen if nezuko used her bda on them, it said it slows their regen skills so yh)

shadow haven
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kazuha shows up and says lament then runs

alpine wedge
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kazuha runs off towards the beach and flies away to a remote island

wary laurel
gloomy plinth
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||i love how the story just completely became kny and then kazuha (or xiao ig?) showed up lmao||

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xiao hunts down kazuha for stealing his voiceline and kazuha runs away

wary laurel
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kazuha meets tomo (aka kazuha dies)

night salmon
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Meanwhile zhongli drops his meteor on Celestia and the archons begin their war against it

elder jacinth
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unknown god spawns out of nowhere and lumine returned

jovial otter
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Xiao runs past screamung LAMENT

fair kraken
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the archons thought xiao was disturbing them, so they slapped him

gloomy plinth
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xiao gets mad and plunges down from celestia

icy wing
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he lands on zhongli

jovial otter
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hu tao stares at zhongli's body

willow widget
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turns out zhongli have dragon skin under his human skin

night salmon
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Xiao ended ub breaking his favourite spear

south zealot
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Xiao's broken spear unfortunately stabs him and he becomes gravely injured

shadow haven
jovial otter
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hu tao looks at both their bodies

shadow haven
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hu tao becomes manly

willow widget
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and say the "it was me, dio", people passing by thinking that she now crazier than ever

night salmon
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Yelan comes to take her to prison

icy wing
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hu tao escapes :))

gloomy plinth
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she runs to baizhu to hide in his pharmacy (and also to search for qiqi)

icy wing
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and baizhu's colleagues are undercover fatui and attacks hutap

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*hutao

spring drift
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Hu Tao uses her burst but sadly her ghost died

vague sequoia
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The Fatui end up killing her

jovial otter
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qiqi shows up and uses her ult and revives hu tao

icy wing
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Qiqi is now half ded

jovial otter
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xiao shows up with a pile of snow

icy wing
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Isn’t Xiao ded

wary laurel
vague sequoia
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Childe shows up

icy wing
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Xiao chucks a huge snowball at childe

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And now cholde is ded

long wagon
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Xiao went berserk and started throwing snowballs at everyone in that area

gloomy plinth
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amber shows up and melts the snowballs with her pyro arrows

jovial otter
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stormterror appears with venti

livid cedar
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Stormterror attempts to eat venti

icy wing
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Venti uses tornado to push stormterror away

alpine wedge
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stormterror gets pushed all the way out to sumeru

icy wing
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Nahida somehow traps stormterror

vague sequoia
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Stormterror escapes

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and trys to attack nahida

icy wing
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Sumeru is on fire due to the fact that they were battling

wary laurel
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snowball fight go brrrrrr

icy wing
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But the snowballs weren’t enough so rukkadevata came alive again and gave her spirit for Sumeru which will never experience damage to it

granite crypt
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stormterror oofs

livid cedar
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After venti escapes stormterror he falls into the abyss

hoary robin
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Venti lands in the backrooms⁉️

vague sequoia
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He bumps into someone

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and that someone is

unreal swallow
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dancing on a table

vague sequoia
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he offers venti a drink

livid cedar
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Venti gets mad because he was given a drink without alcohol

whole sonnet
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out of madness, he spits the drink at the person dancing on the table

livid cedar
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The person on the table is revealed to be none other than…

icy wing
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A drunk diluc

livid cedar
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Diluc resumes dancing

icy wing
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Venti kinda kills Diluc by crashing the entire pub

wise igloo
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Which causes six fingered jose to become five fingered jose

icy wing
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Diluc sets the remains on fire which makes five fingered Jose to become four fingered Jose :))

gloomy plinth
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four fingered jose turns into sayu and rolls away before he can lose any more fingers

vague sequoia
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As four fingered jose is running/rolling he then notices that hes now in Inazuma

night salmon
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Venti says yes but the drink is poisened

icy wing
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Wait what

gloomy plinth
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||i'm so confused||

vague sequoia
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real

livid cedar
wary laurel
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nahida

icy wing
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Who kills four fingered Jose

vague sequoia
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Then C6 Barbara uses her elemental burst and revives Four Fingered Jose

icy wing
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But Barbara missed her burst 💥

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And nahida kills them both

alpine wedge
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jean yeets nahida off a cliff

livid cedar
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As Nahida is falling, it is revealed that she was the whopperflower that pretended to be Albedo in that one event

alpine wedge
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jean gets flashbacks and falls to the ground

vague sequoia
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Jean wakes to see Yae miko

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Staring at her

shadow haven
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yae miko acts like she's sleeping

willow widget
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but her tail is flashing

gloomy plinth
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jean suddenly transforms and it is revealed that she is actually the traveler in that one cutscene after the traveler meets the balladeer

night salmon
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He strangles yae miko

gloomy plinth
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but ei wont let that happen and throws the traveler into a tree

vague sequoia
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The traveler falls out the tree

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and wakes to kokomi and gorou

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talking

gloomy plinth
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kokomi and gorou are planning their next attack, this time it's on ei

hoary robin
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Traveler wants to help but oh no bro the ginger (Tartaglia) shows up

icy wing
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Which then the traveler kills since childe is working with ei

gloomy plinth
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childe ends up in the spirit world of hu tao and they sing an ed sheeran song together

sonic bear
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Traveler’s ears explode from the singing, causing them to permanently go deaf

gusty zenith
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because the traveler's ears got nerfed, they grew ears and a tail to become the hybird alpha abyss princess/prince😱😱‼️‼️

gloomy plinth
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by becoming the hybrid alpha abyss princess/prince, they are finally able to find their twin

icy wing
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and they got married which makes them hybrid alpha king and queen

granite crypt
gloomy plinth
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jean storms in and shuts down the marriage and the entire genshin shipping community

icy wing
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Which causes

gloomy plinth
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the reputation of the genshin fandom as a whole to go up

south zealot
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However Lisa shows up

gloomy plinth
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and reignites like 90% of the simps

alpine wedge
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the other 10% are out of lisa’s blood

elder jacinth
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the both 100% make up and live happily ever after bc jean's manliness stops this whole thing and every one turned around like it was nothing and thats how the story of how scaramouche had a therapy session about his trauma

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(HAHAHAH IM ENDING THE STORIES MUAHHAHAHAHA)

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anyways (sorry)

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start a new one:

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I
I

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V

icy wing
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huh

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both travlers survived but one goes to inazuma and the other to monstadt

elder jacinth
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lumine meets venti on the statues hands and then venti accidentally falls off and dies even tho he is archon and that wouldnt make sense but he still did KEKW

white sparrow
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except venti can fly because he is unable to take fall damage as a literal wind spirit

elder jacinth
icy wing
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nope

gloomy plinth
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the travler is saved from raiden

prime isle
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Yae electrocutes up ei and shogun and now the traveler is happy

icy wing
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yae tries to electrocute the traveler too

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since scara turned her evil

elder jacinth
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when scara was secretely controlling yae, nahida found out and used her make-believe tree of wisdom to knock him out and his head cracked open again

icy wing
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which revealed scara to be controlled by . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .

gloomy plinth
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freddie mercury

icy wing
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Who?

gloomy plinth
# icy wing Who?

||lead singer of queen, i’m very sad that my reference didn’t work||

icy wing
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It’s ok

elder jacinth
icy wing
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And Klee controlled him by………

gloomy plinth
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threatening him with bombs

elder jacinth
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and jean then found out and she was like 'klee bbg!!1!1 wtf are you doing?????

gloomy plinth
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and put klee in an extra secure solitary confinement room

icy wing
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But she still managed to get out

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Somehow

elder jacinth
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kaeya finds out and then they both become runaway criminals

icy wing
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And then amber joins them

next whale
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Baron Bunny accidentally explodes

wispy zephyr
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And explodes the whole city

icy wing
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Which causes zhingli to protect liyue

gloomy plinth
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by using ningguang’s jade chamber to block the explosion

elder jacinth
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ningguang is furious and turns out she is stronger than zhongli and then zhongli dies

gloomy plinth
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but xiao gets mad and shouts “lament” before attacking ningguang

icy wing
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But then ganyu and keqing protects her

gloomy plinth
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and xiao is forced to retreat

elder jacinth
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so nigguang uses her 'q' to try and kill xiao and keqing and ganyu even tho they saved her but she couldnt kill xiao and keqing and ganyu bc she has skill issue

gloomy plinth
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qiqi comes in and revives zhongli and then zhongli drops a meteor on ningguang

elder jacinth
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ninggunag dies

next whale
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Hu Tao starts promoting her business

icy wing
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She buries ninggunag

gloomy plinth
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and uses her to advertise her quality coffins

elder jacinth
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then npcs come and try to buy one from all over tevyat
now there is a sea of npcs trying to get to hu tao because all their friends died

vague sequoia
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She then notices she ran out of coffins

gloomy plinth
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so she demands asks zhongli to make some coffins out of stone or mora for her

stable valve
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Ninguang ascends from the dead and attacks hutap

elder jacinth
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childes hey girlie hold still made every single soul in tevyat cringe to death now nothing is alive

gloomy plinth
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||why do we keep killing off the population lmao||

elder jacinth
icy wing
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||frfr||

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but then nigguang kills childe

gloomy plinth
buoyant bough
gloomy plinth
icy wing
elder jacinth
white sparrow
elder jacinth
gloomy plinth
elder jacinth
elder jacinth
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(im pretty sure she did but whatever)

icy wing
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Sure

south zealot
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And Ningguang starts flying away

elder jacinth
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as ningguang flies away she bumps into wanderer and they fall in love and fly away together

gloomy plinth
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however they make the mistake of flying over inazuma and raiden sees them

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||wtf even is this lmao||

south zealot
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And she smites Ningguang with lightning, HOWEVER

elder jacinth
gloomy plinth
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ningguang thanks scara, but raiden isn’t done yet

elder jacinth
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raiden summons eula to get her vengeance

golden oak
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ningguang summons rex lapis to have order

icy wing
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But Rex lapis doesn’t come down

elder jacinth
icy wing
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But it also doesn’t work

night salmon
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Celestia appears and kills everyone except for the traveler

south zealot
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The traveler reveals their powers as a necromancer

nimble vortex
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||what are yall making||

gloomy plinth
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||i genuinely have no idea||

night salmon
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And revives everyone as their zombies only to...

alpine wedge
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see the zombies start breakdancing

nimble vortex
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||LMAOOOO||

gloomy plinth
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||what even is this lmao||

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the dancing zombies shock the traveler so much that they fall asleep

south zealot
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They dream about finally seeing their sibling again, but are rudely awoken due to

alpine wedge
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see paimon being eaten alive by venti because venti is rlly drunk

wary laurel
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paimon is yelling that she is not emergency food

ivory saddle
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And smacks Venti all the way to the Inazuma

alpine wedge
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venti falls down a deep cave

ivory saddle
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And gets eaten by a slime

icy wing
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who burps out venti

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due to...

golden oak
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its loneliness

nimble vortex
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||due to its loneliness??||

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||like ventis or the slimes?||

elder jacinth
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And eats venti again

night salmon
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Only for venti to blow it rom the inside killing it

gloomy plinth
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with that finished, venti goes to get a drink at the bar only to realize…

elder jacinth
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it ate him again

jovial otter
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Diluc appears and looks at the slime and...

gloomy plinth
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decides to make it into wine

south zealot
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the wine becomes a huge success, and Diluc does not know how to break it to people that he killed both a god and a creature for it

narrow vapor
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so he kills himself instead

south zealot
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||WHAT||

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However, the Godly Wine revives him instantly, making him unkillable

boreal notch
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Since it was a hit, a lot of people drank it but after some days, it made some people into slimes and others into gods.

vague sequoia
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Then soon after the drink was put on the news.

elder jacinth
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Then someone drank it, and the person who drank it was…

boreal notch
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CHIDE, and went rogue VERY VERY ROGUE, since he turned into a…

alpine wedge
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hydro slime and he got thrown off...

night salmon
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the plane of euthymia into were he finds...

south zealot
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Teucer! Dead on the floor

icy wing
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keqing randomly does her telport thingy and finds the 2

narrow vapor
narrow vapor
crude escarp
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his younger brother

icy wing
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||You didn’t read the above?||

icy wing
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…

narrow vapor
elder jacinth
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||there, now hes dead||

icy wing
elder jacinth
icy wing
elder jacinth
icy wing
elder jacinth
icy wing
elder jacinth
icy wing
elder jacinth
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and then falls to the ground, hugging his dead bsf (fr)

gloomy plinth
elder jacinth
gloomy plinth
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keqing stares and decides that they’re not worth her time so she leaves

icy wing
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And then ganyu somehow ended up there

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Sleeping ofc

worldly thunder
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But then a monster appearsss

nimble vortex
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she doesnt wake up and dies

night salmon
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Zhongli sees this and obliterates the monster

narrow vapor
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zhongli later decides to get food but he forgot his wallet back at the battlefield

night salmon
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But some treasure hoarders stole it so he has to get it back from them

icy wing
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And zhongli ends up losing it cuz treasure hoarders are too fast

night salmon
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So he calls xiao to hunt them down

south zealot
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But xiao spontaneously combusts on sight

icy wing
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And zhongli gets mad p

crude escarp
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Zhongli ends up going alone to get his wallet back on the way he meets..

crude escarp
icy wing
crude escarp
icy wing
jovial otter
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and hu tao appears asking if he wants to donate money to her charity

icy wing
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zhongli says no cuz...

snow basalt
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Childe shows up at the wrong time

snow basalt
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All the fatui harbinger laugh at him arlechino was nice for once and gives childe 10% of her money

night salmon
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butArlechino only had one dollar

icy wing
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so she gave childe 10 cents and turns out the ten cents she gave childe was fake so childe got taken into jail where wrio beat him up

snow basalt
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In bed

elder jacinth
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and they all stayed up

jovial otter
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And then some fatui habringers showed up

olive granite
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And then Childe floods the Fortress with his Giant Narwhal

night salmon
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But Skerk comes to slap him

elder jacinth
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and dies

snow basalt
elder jacinth
alpine wedge
elder jacinth
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and dies

cunning star
elder jacinth
alpine wedge
cunning star
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and uh- venti is immune to dying

alpine wedge
cunning star
elder jacinth
cunning star
jovial otter
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and then xiao walked in and gets into a major emo phase bc of his father's (zhongli's) death

cunning star
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And then Hu Tao walks in and decides to bury Zhongli

elder jacinth
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and died

night salmon
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Qiqi came and teabagged on hu tao's dead body

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And died

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She cant die

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And Hu Tao revived as a zombie and died inside instead

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An died

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however she woke up from the sound of someone singing

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and died

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But raiden ended up dying so now the spell is broken

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||Lol I remember when the story was just about Klee blowing up kokomi and killing a bunch of fish||

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And died

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story? uhm... how about this?
||Traveler finally meet their sibling again but in good terms and join hands together in the middle of a fight against Celestia but one of them have to be sacrificed in order to save Teyvat, so in the end our Traveler lives but not the sibling... Joke pls don't take it to heart.||

||"Kaeya and Diluc gets along well but decide to still be the same in front of everyone while secretly they are having fun interacting confortably as brothers again (you know, sibling fights?) And everyone notice it and were happy they finally get along like old times" - Pls accept this as my apology for the sad one||

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Like

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A progressive story

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That I actually ruined 💀