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humble vessel
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alright.

jolly wind
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HEHEHEHHEH

marsh dirge
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holds venti's hair strands

humble vessel
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i didnt wanna do this-

marsh dirge
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oh?

thorn hull
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venti the 3 bottles are still on me

jolly wind
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hu tao and jean on the floor like 👁👄👁

humble vessel
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think you can get away?

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(burst dialogue)

jolly wind
humble vessel
jolly wind
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IM BEING SUCKED INTO THE AIR

tidal abyss
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(use your mountain slash venti XDDD)

jolly wind
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AAAHHHHH

humble vessel
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HAH!

marsh dirge
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Am i being sent back to the abyss

humble vessel
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ow

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wing cramp

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ow ow ow

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.

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dont eat those

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ill be needing them back

jolly wind
humble vessel
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they were my friend's

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i kinda need those

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.

tidal abyss
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zhongli enters

humble vessel
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you did not-

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just-

jolly wind
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Eat them… yes

humble vessel
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zhongli..

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uhh..

marsh dirge
thorn hull
tidal abyss
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Excuse me, where is xiao?

jolly wind
marsh dirge
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YES

jolly wind
humble vessel
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xiao is

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a little

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uh

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dead

jolly wind
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He’s dead now

humble vessel
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i think

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...fine

jolly wind
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also your boss is unconcious

marsh dirge
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Bye yall I'm going to find the traveler's sister

thorn hull
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okayy-

humble vessel
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but if the anemo in them gives you digestion issues it's not my fault

jolly wind
tidal abyss
jolly wind
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good luck

jolly wind
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COLLEI HELP ME-

tidal abyss
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actually is throwing meteorite

jolly wind
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CYNO-

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AAAHHHHHH

tidal abyss
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cyno joins the chat

humble vessel
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(ok but real talk here how did this go from venti arguing with ei to the literal assassination of xiao and venti getting his braids cut off by a rosaria clone)

jolly wind
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throws dendro dust at zhongli

jolly wind
humble vessel
jolly wind
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Yes i agree

thorn hull
jolly wind
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HELP ME PLEASE

humble vessel
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(it was a sad day)

jolly wind
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You already ate them

humble vessel
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excuse you

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ive already gotten my hair digested

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theres no need for more

jolly wind
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THIS OLD MAN IS TRYING TO KILL ME

tidal abyss
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what happened tighnari??

humble vessel
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LOSERR

jolly wind
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CYNO-

tidal abyss
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OH

jolly wind
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I BLINDED HIM WITH MY DUST THO

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BUT ITS WEARING OFF

humble vessel
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apologies but i cant let you eat my wings

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they're my only remaining sliver of godhood

jolly wind
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HE BROKE MY LEG

tidal abyss
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It feels like it's a suitable moment for a joke-

humble vessel
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i like this man

jolly wind
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I CANT MOVE

jolly wind
humble vessel
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hes a lot like me

tidal abyss
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OH

humble vessel
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let's hear a joke cyno!

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NO

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sigh

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just one wing

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just

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a bit

tidal abyss
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eHH do we have a healer???

humble vessel
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qiqi the psychopathic wing eater

jolly wind
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Is dying

tidal abyss
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zhongli by accident threw meteorite at himself

humble vessel
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yeah sure

jolly wind
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cough cough

humble vessel
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go for it

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tighnari is cool

jolly wind
humble vessel
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oh hooray xiao's back

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@tidal abyss XIAOO

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hellooo

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wake upp

jolly wind
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ARE YOU C6 QIQI

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PLEASE HEAL ME-

tidal abyss
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xiao ; ...is this afterlife?

humble vessel
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nope!

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still teyvat!

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qiqi fixed you

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it's ok

jolly wind
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yay

tidal abyss
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cyno ; UF

jolly wind
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😄

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CYNO IM ALIVE

humble vessel
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sips wine

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ehe

jolly wind
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wine isnt very healthy

tidal abyss
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cyno ; I WAS SCARED TO DEATH

humble vessel
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listen

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ive gotten enough hell about this today

jolly wind
humble vessel
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calm

jolly wind
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NO

humble vessel
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technically you're over 500

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so

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sure!

jolly wind
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.-.

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Cyno let’s go back to sumeru

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These people are crazy

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IK ALCOHOL IS GROSS

tidal abyss
humble vessel
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it's not THAT bad

jolly wind
humble vessel
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come onn

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it's not too bad

tidal abyss
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xiao ;; this... afterlife is weird...

jolly wind
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lets go now cyno

jolly wind
humble vessel
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i'd rather you not

jolly wind
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Yes do that

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Good qiqi

humble vessel
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dont

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pick me up

tidal abyss
humble vessel
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how did you-

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im a literal god how did you pick me up

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that's

jolly wind
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Tighnari drags cyno away

humble vessel
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youre

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a child

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;-;

tidal abyss
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cyno ; ...meh...

jolly wind
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Lumine has joined the chat

tidal abyss
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xiao : it's not...?

jolly wind
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is my brother anywhere around here?

humble vessel
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HEY LUMI

jolly wind
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who are you..?

tidal abyss
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xiao ; traveler?

humble vessel
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remember me lumineee

jolly wind
humble vessel
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..oh come on

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venti?

jolly wind
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IM LITERALLY THE ABYSS LEADER

humble vessel
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wait.

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that was your brother

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OH

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ehe

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oopsies

jolly wind
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU IN MY LIFE

humble vessel
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im not supposed to know these things

jolly wind
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(LMAO)

tidal abyss
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venti?

humble vessel
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oh dear

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ehe

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you heard nothing!

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no

jolly wind
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now answer my question or you die

tidal abyss
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is it...

jolly wind
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is my brother here?

humble vessel
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punching isnt nice

humble vessel
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he already left

jolly wind
tidal abyss
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...zhongli on the floor?

humble vessel
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it's nice to meet you though lumi!

tidal abyss
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VENTi!!

humble vessel
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i know you dont know me but i know you!

jolly wind
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AGAIN HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

humble vessel
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no particular reason

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teehee

jolly wind
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IM LEAVING.

humble vessel
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bye!

jolly wind
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Lumine has left the chat

humble vessel
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ill tell aether hi for you!

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sigh i cannot believe i blew that-

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anywayy

tidal abyss
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what happened to zhongli.

jolly wind
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Dainsleif has joined the chat

humble vessel
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im not sure?

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i havent done anything

jolly wind
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comes through portal

humble vessel
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...oh

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hello..

tidal abyss
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who have done it

jolly wind
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Have any of you seen a blonde haired girl around here?

tidal abyss
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I will haunt them

humble vessel
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khanreiah person

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shivers nervously

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ehe

humble vessel
tidal abyss
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he have done it?!

jolly wind
humble vessel
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he tried to attack me again

jolly wind
tidal abyss
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what.

jolly wind
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Dainsleif has left the chat

tidal abyss
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QIQI

humble vessel
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phew

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he was scary

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if he kjnew i was barbatos

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that wouldnt had ended well

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heh-

jolly wind
# tidal abyss *what.*

zhongli on the floor yeah some dude threw dust in my eyes and blinded me and i threw a meteorite at myself

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help me please

tidal abyss
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worthless

humble vessel
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old man

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haha

jolly wind
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my eyes still hurt Sadge

humble vessel
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stay down there!

tidal abyss
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qiqi

jolly wind
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Xiao…

humble vessel
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qiqi dont help him

tidal abyss
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QIQI

humble vessel
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please

jolly wind
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Do me a favor

humble vessel
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he doesnt deserve it

jolly wind
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and kill this bard

tidal abyss
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VENTI

humble vessel
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sorry

tidal abyss
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ZHONGLI

humble vessel
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it's a rivalry older than you my friend

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chokes on wine

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YOU OK??

jolly wind
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cough cough im dying cough cough

humble vessel
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die faster.

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kidding!

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yes

jolly wind
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Xiao please murder this bard for me

humble vessel
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please do

tidal abyss
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heal zhongli

jolly wind
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I’ll give you more almond tofu

humble vessel
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dont heal zhongli

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please

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dont

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for me

tidal abyss
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jshskakshsk

humble vessel
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i let you eat my wing

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dont heal him

tidal abyss
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heal please

jolly wind
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cough cough

humble vessel
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he deserves to suffer a lil

tidal abyss
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i'll give cocomilk

humble vessel
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oh.

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;-;\

jolly wind
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:>

humble vessel
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hi zhongli!

jolly wind
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Im alive

humble vessel
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nice to see you!

jolly wind
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Xiao

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Help

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Me

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Kill

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This

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Bard

tidal abyss
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speeds for cocomilk

humble vessel
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xiao

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please

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dont kill me

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dont kill xiao

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xiao's cool

jolly wind
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Xiao

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Kill him

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Or

tidal abyss
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is back

jolly wind
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No almond tofu for 6 months

tidal abyss
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I have cocomilk.

humble vessel
humble vessel
tidal abyss
jolly wind
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Xiao he told qiqi to not heal me

humble vessel
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dont threaten xiao

jolly wind
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D:<

humble vessel
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you won't die

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you know that

jolly wind
tidal abyss
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(tf there is now 1475 comments under this XDDD)

jolly wind
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(Lmao)

humble vessel
tidal abyss
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hmpf.

humble vessel
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(no one remembers her)

jolly wind
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(Oh right)

tidal abyss
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perhaps I should disappear.

humble vessel
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(sobbing)

tidal abyss
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(But zhongli does)

jolly wind
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(I forgot i havent gotten that far in story quests yet tho)

tidal abyss
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(He remembers)

jolly wind
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(He does??)

humble vessel
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(oohh)

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(i dont think so)

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(everyone from teyvat forgot)

jolly wind
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(I dont know a lot of lore)

humble vessel
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(ruk is forgotten)

jolly wind
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(Yeah i think so but maybe the archons know)

tidal abyss
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(He's character story still says that only two original archons remain alive)

jolly wind
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

tidal abyss
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(and he might be a descender)

jolly wind
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ANYWAY

humble vessel
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(zhongli??)

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(;-;)

tidal abyss
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(YEAH tho that's theory, tho some book points at it)

humble vessel
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(ohh ok)

jolly wind
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I must get back to my osmanthus wine collection to plan the destruction of dandelion wine

humble vessel
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excuse you

jolly wind
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goodbye

humble vessel
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ill send diona after you

jolly wind
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zhongli has left

humble vessel
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hmph

tidal abyss
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(Wouldn't diona help zhongli XDD)

jolly wind
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ei has returned

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BARD

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IM BACK

tidal abyss
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who?

jolly wind
humble vessel
humble vessel
jolly wind
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(lmao)

humble vessel
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friend!

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hello!

jolly wind
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT BEFORE

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I JUST DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING

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wha..?

tidal abyss
humble vessel
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probably

jolly wind
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NO

tidal abyss
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qiqi.

humble vessel
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go for it

jolly wind
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I WILL SEND YOU TO ETERNITY

humble vessel
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xiao help me

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shes gonna kill me

jolly wind
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TORN TO OBLIVION

humble vessel
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again

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oh dear

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the..

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uh

tidal abyss
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why everyone wants to kill you

jolly wind
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signora cutscene again

humble vessel
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the place where the sword comes out of

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so she cant use her burst

jolly wind
humble vessel
jolly wind
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TORN TO OBLIVION

humble vessel
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think you can get away?

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im

jolly wind
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bursts mix somehow lmao

humble vessel
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not

humble vessel
tidal abyss
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xiao doesn't have enough energy for his burst

jolly wind
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(lmao)

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venti generates energy for xiao

humble vessel
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youre welcome

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ehe

jolly wind
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SARA

tidal abyss
jolly wind
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COME HERE

thorn hull
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yall i just woke up wtf is happening

jolly wind
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no you didnt

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im right here

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TORN TO OBLIVION

thorn hull
humble vessel
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qiqi scares me

jolly wind
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cuts through qiqi

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:>

humble vessel
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SYDF*(S&(

tidal abyss
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(qiqi supremacy)

jolly wind
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how would i see your shadow if im in your stomach

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How did you even swallow me if im 2x your size

humble vessel
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this is the most bizarre image-

humble vessel
jolly wind
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(lmao)

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im more powerful than you

tidal abyss
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by accident raiden cut xiao in a half

jolly wind
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(>:D)

humble vessel
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XIAO-

jolly wind
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(Let’s get to 2k comments guys)

humble vessel
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qiqi

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qiqi

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help xiao

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please

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hes my little anemo friend

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help him

jolly wind
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i can kill you with my uhh- sword

humble vessel
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XIAO

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phew

jolly wind
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oop-

tidal abyss
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. . .

humble vessel
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if youd stayed dead id take on your body though so it's ok

jolly wind
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I didnt mean to cut the short guy

humble vessel
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youll live forever friend!

jolly wind
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i apologize

tidal abyss
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it's still not afterlife?

humble vessel
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nope!

jolly wind
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How did you get that-

tidal abyss
jolly wind
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DID YOU STICK YOUR HAND INTO MY UHH-

humble vessel
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perfect image!

humble vessel
tidal abyss
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ugh, pain...

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perhaps I should leave...

jolly wind
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HOW DID YOU GET MY SWORD

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THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE

tidal abyss
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...perhaps that would be better...

jolly wind
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NO

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Sara has joined the chat

humble vessel
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xiao

jolly wind
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Sara - what is happening-

humble vessel
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please dont leave me

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sara's gonna murder me

jolly wind
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SMALL CHILD WHY DO YOU HAVE THE SHOGUNS SWORD

tidal abyss
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...you can protect yourself...

humble vessel
jolly wind
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ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT MY ARCHON

humble vessel
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friend

jolly wind
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oh heck no

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Shoots qiqi

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steals raiden sword back

tidal abyss
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klee joined in
helllo!! ^^

humble vessel
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oh.

jolly wind
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*sara gives raiden here sword

humble vessel
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klee-

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hi-

jolly wind
humble vessel
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hehe- he- he- backs up slowly

humble vessel
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you're still here??

jolly wind
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YES I JUST FAINTED BARD

humble vessel
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oops

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sorry!

tidal abyss
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klee ; but klee wants to use bombs!

humble vessel
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dont blow up the office please

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WAIT

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im full of alcohol

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ill explode

jolly wind
tidal abyss
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klee ; does anyone want to play with Klee?

jolly wind
humble vessel
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ei

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please

tidal abyss
humble vessel
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dont let her do this

jolly wind
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Klee, use your bombs :> (sara)

humble vessel
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klee, dont use your bombs

jolly wind
humble vessel
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(help me)

jolly wind
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This kid just tried to kill me

tidal abyss
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klee ; but jean will ground meee

jolly wind
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Thats why i need your help

humble vessel
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jean dont let her do it

jolly wind
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jean on the floor no i wont klee just do it

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Anything to end this suffering 💀

tidal abyss
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klee ; kid? maybe she wants to play!!

humble vessel
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JEAN?!

jolly wind
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SHE’S MEAN

tidal abyss
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klee ; what's your name kid? ^^

jolly wind
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SHE’LL HURT YOU

humble vessel
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qiqi wont hurt anyone

jolly wind
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Jean - Klee get away from her-

tidal abyss
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xiao ; I feel like the time has come...

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klee ; oh, so it's qiqi, hi qiqi!

jolly wind
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(1724 comments guys)

tidal abyss
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Klee ; yay!!! klee loves fish blasting!!

jolly wind
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Ei - come sara let’s go. I’ll come back another time

humble vessel
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(so close)

jolly wind
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ei and sara leave

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(Sry guys i gtg)

humble vessel
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(venti is slowly passing out irl oh my god)

jolly wind
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Jean faints again

humble vessel
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(im dying irl rn)

jolly wind
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(0-0)

humble vessel
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(so tired)

jolly wind
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(sleep)

humble vessel
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(its 7 pm im not going to sleep now)

jolly wind
tidal abyss
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(oh-)

humble vessel
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im ok guys 😭

jolly wind
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Anyway i gtg now

tidal abyss
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(for me it's 00:45)

jolly wind
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bye

humble vessel
tidal abyss
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(sleep is below me /jk)

humble vessel
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goodness gracious your personality switch from xiao to klee to yourself is giving me a crisis @tidal abyss

tidal abyss
humble vessel
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it's funny

tidal abyss
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(never considered it this way XD anyway i guess i indeed got to go)

humble vessel
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(byebyeee your characters were great)

tidal abyss
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(tho I often go to sleep between 11 pm and 1 am, bc I wake up at 8 - 9 am, tho lately even 10 am since i was sick)

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(ty! bye)

ember stone
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||WOAH what is this roleplay here||

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||it’s entertaining to read XD||

humble vessel
ember stone