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Drawn pictures don't really scream for me to figure out what age the character is supposed to be, first and foremost I look at the art wholesale how it looks and this one looks fine, non-stoic Toph is a change the smile is nice.
I like the Zubat, that is a nice touch.
Fits the theme.
I had to think why does that toph image look different, is she supposed to have thicc thighs? 
This sufficiently qualms my worries, thamk u
I'm a destroyer of lolicon and my senses went off with the pic, I was just making sure
Absolute ZERO Tolerance.

Well now… 
Isn't the saying "Toph thighs save lives"?

Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Well good for you, I just don't care enough about other peoples interests, I have my own interest which are more important to me. I can't spend time pitchforking art and the people who like it.
Like I really hate modern art and pretentious 'artists' who think pouring a paint bucket over a canvas is art.
But I just hate them, not go chase after them.
Was it art when I paintballed my neighbor's house and car?
To some people probably yes.
But in Reality no.
Aww
You should've sold the car and house for a million on some auction
Should’ve auctioned it off, would’ve been art then
Did you write your name in paint or do what everyone does and spell "cheater"?
A cult of what
Join & find out
I want to keep my kidneys though
Everytime I hear the word "Heretic," I keep thinking about that one specific enemy from Dusk that goes "Heretic". 
Woof
Argh that is not what I wanted to write stupid pgone
Now I forgot what I wanted to write
Woof
Ah right
Forests seem very exclusive.
Big trees steal away the sunlight from anything below them
Not very inclusive of them.
Very egoistic.
Lmao that's what I was thinking of
The robed floating guys with the fireballs
Dusk is so good haha
Those ranged guys
It was fun when I played it several months back
Back in October of last year 
I've beat it three times so far & I'll definitely play it again
I have to revisit it at some point. Last time I checked, I think I've only beaten chapter 1.

Dusk an Elysian tale?
There's a level where you're inside a big scary evil machine, it looks like it was designed by the devil himself to kill people
I like that level
I think it's called Infernal Machine
oooooooo
Yeah it is haha, nice
Interesting. 
Pretty sure that's part of the Infernal Machine lolol
Also if anyone here plays Duet Night Abyss, you should not update it, uninstall it, virus check you pc and change passwords as the backend of that game has been hacked twice with keyloggers installed into it or something.
Ewww gross, that game sounds ill
What is that?
It just didn't have good protection. Devs don't seem to care. It is a gacha game I think
Hmmmmm
Super fast paced action, that one. Name sounded familiar and I remember watching someone do a boss fight
I hate them too, we're on the same page there
I also hate pedophiles, I would hope we also agree there...
Bruh how fucking long does it take to just type "yee I agree" literally saying anything else just makes you sound suspicious as hell

I just don't get how you survive the internet lol.
Thoughts on Fountain (Duchamp)?
Im at work, shit yourself, with asshole levels of love
~HK-47
I agree, let's move on
You brought that up... I just don't have the time to think about that at all.
It's very easy, just like surviving real life
Either the art is enjoyable and nice to look at, or it isn't.
you look edible
We're both here, so it seems we're both doing a good job so far, no?
I agree
Why delete it? Just leave it and someone will reply, drowning out the current topic
The Toph pic is nice to look at, good rendering and style, but not on the level of something I would save to be inspired by later.
Fuck that, off topic is not free for all, talk yior shit and people will reply, gotta be confident and stuff
Funny how ya bring up food and the Philippines, I'm watching Bizzare foods in the background
I just talk about random stuff all the time, my ego lets me butt into any topic and either say something about it nobody wants to hear or I change the topic to something I am interested in.
Agreed 
Eat slugs Malfoy
Eyyyyy Andrew Zimmern, that’s my guy. Bizarre Foods was such a fun watch
Sweet with savory isn’t that odd of a combo, I’d do it. Ever tried Pb&j hot dogs?
i dont like peanut butter 
Have you tried Chicken and Waffles?
-# Cannot get enough of this everytime I take a break from work.
Mutual
For some reason i keep reading your name as the "katana maid"
Peanut butter doesn't like you either
what do you mean by "too"
same
Am i not alone in this
fair but you are also European, a lot of American contraptions don't land that well
I haven't ated a PB+J sandwhich in a while and now I am starting to get hangry
that is also true
I agree that peanut butter itself is a very bland product
I've had Peanut Butter like a couple of times. Never bothered to try it again.
i'm not sure how healthy peanut butter for a dog is
||Jokes on you, I block the shelves at my store, and this is one of the first aisles I block up.|| 
"Yi*f", "creamy"
Why are there cats in it?
Cats??! 
Read it it says Fat Cats
There’s only one fat cat here, and that’s in Derfo’s jif
||Just in case that wasn’t a joke, it said Nutrition Facts|| 
I only eat nutrition alternative truths
Tinfoil uncanny hat when
i don't like you
I don't like peanut butter either tbh
I don't like Banned people
peanut butter is rad
I don't like sand
But it's coarse, rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere!

Lol worm
In times like these I like to do a 10-count
1 2 3 4 5 8 9 10
What are you counting? And you used 1 twice
just counting to 10 is all
good for calming the senses
Have you tried counting sheep to fall asleep?
That usually works. 

that might just be crazy enough to work 
You might as well be having smores with that. 
Who's a bigger liability: the creator of sonichu or the creator of rent a girlfriend?
Both are well known for being freaks to their own ocs
where did that come from
Both magichan and chizuru are in a "loving" relationship with their creators and I was like well they're clearly parallels.
Only difference is one was active heavily on the Internet not working on his comic and the other focuses on his manga and isn't heavily active online.
That is why I mostly read Girls Love when it comes to romance.
I restarted Yuri wa Shigoto I think the Japanese title is.
The manager/owner(i forgot what exactly) crashed into the MC on some stairs and coerces(blackmails) the MC to work for them, because her arm broke. Not sure if that was actually real or not.
There our MC with two other girls works at a Theme Cafe where the waitresses pretend to be girls from an all girls elite school and perform and act the way.
I saw it got an anime, but I think I enjoy the manga more. It actually makes me forget they are actually just working as waitresses.
The anime would probably lose a bit of that immersion.
Later on the best friend of the MC also joins the Cafe, and she's envious of the "love interest". And then the other co-worker goes hard and everyone wants something from someone and then one of them drops the L bomb, saying that the Cafe was almost ruined previously when real love got brought into the cafe, that was also a funny introduction of the 5th character that works there.
Overall a good story so far. I just stopped when I wanted to let the volumes build up a bit and I got a bit confused around the 9th volume because much was going on and the stakes got a bit high.
But it also felt like the final confrontation was about to occur and I think now it is 13 or 14 volumes and still ongoing.
Chris chan is someone you are probably better off not knowing anything about
That entirely depends: a bigger liability in what regard? People scarred? Total damage done? Ability to feign normalcy?
I love it
Sonichu because even someone outside of the fandom like me knows about the person
Super excited to share an exclusive look at different versions of DLSS 5 in Fading Skies!
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︀︀Which one is YOUR favorite?
Now people are just getting sassy
I’m silly
I was looking for a difference and didn’t read the boxes above
physical pc sales? xbox?
The one who wasn't first didn't lose as badly. They didn't have to finish
Idk what it js
Physical PC sales, that’s a good one
I remember the bargain bin pyramids in stores.
Chex Quest CD plz 
This is how I got a CD with the original doom 2 and a doom 1 demo 
-# Don't ask me why it was on a CD
because you didn't have a floppy drive?
Okay, these are Famitsu numbers so Japan only.
We had it, those were still in use
Would be nice if that effer would say that
This was back when I was a kid, in the 90s
I actually never used floppies
I did get to use them
the first pc my sis and I got was a Vista one
Used to put powerpoint presentations on them before USB drives were a thing
I have Prince of Persia on a floppy disk
School PCs took so long to get updated
But then they did and we played CS 1.6 on them
The teacher played with us

install with 5 discs and 1 install + play
I had Quake 4 on CD, it was 4 
and required cd-key to play internet
I still have it
It's funny because it's a legit copy of the game
But it never worked
Phantasmagoria was 7 CDs
So I always had to torrent the game, not crack it, and use the CD Key I legally had
I couldn't return it because it was bought in the US and brought over by a friend
Sounds almost like EA drm
I don't think I had to use more than a single disc for either main game or DLC to install a game
Nah, the installation was just borked
didn't call of duty on the console and medal of honor also just come on a single disc?
Doubt it unless it’s just the online installers
I mean ps2 era and gc era
Though originally FFVII was three discs on PS1 and four discs on PC
not anything past ps3 that had online
PS2 was DVD so I guess that makes sense.
DVD adoption on PC was hella slow.
oh right I forgot cd was the predecessor to dvd
I do and I hated that concept, because I didn't understand it.
Freaking DVD-RAM
don't copy that floppy
That crap should be forever forgotten
rapidshare, megaupload remember when who liked pirate
Remember the game a lot GB to required all 90 parts to download 
I thought VII was a PS2 game?
Nope
I thought it was the first one on PS2 this entire time.
that would be 10
I'm only off by 3 games xD
To be fair, games didn’t take as long to make in the 90s.
And yet, I feel like they had more substance and longer playtime than modern games >.>
Re-realeases of FFVII let you skip battle cutscenes and speed up battle because that shit was ridiculous by modern standards
Supernova is still Supernova, chill
eeeeh. you're one of those modern kids that doesn't have patience?
That Leviathan summon was cool at the time but after the 400th time it gets old. 
Man... nfs was massive back then
only played Most Wanted
Car damage wasn’t a thing for a while* so we’d always make jokes of the invincible NFS paint
Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.
when was burnout made?
Car damage was in an odd place
Back in the N64, you had deformation damage
On NFS, only paint got scratched
NFS had a lot of licensed vehicles and they didn’t want to show their cars get all smashed up.
So it wasn’t easy for them to get that in
I’d like to think I have patience. But I’ve played many RPG’s since the days of FFVII and Legend of Dragoon, and lemme tell ya… those transition screens are torture. Compare those to a game like Sea of Stars and it’s night and day
risky move

And they both released the same day, if I recall. How about that
Some guy came in a couple days ago saying enshrouded was better than palworld, iirc enshrouded was 5 days after palworld released, so obviously the boom in popularity took attention away from it
But good games are good games, I’m glad pocketpair gets along with so many other devs, it’s just crazy fans trying to start things
This guy makes incredible videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5--HOtWCiZ4
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Really good explanation of things
ps2 network update?
Gonna keep calling it PSN out of habbit
Piece Shit Network
aw, forgot which server I'm in lmao, thought I was in steam deck server. I'll repost the gif here and maybe in memes if I remember a few hrs from now since replies get auto yeeted there
since there was a call for steam sale wallet memes
👛 
Lol when's the PalFarm coming out or any updates?😂
Better question is when is the dating sim coming out
Pride month
August 17th
Both beating Palworld 1.0, wowza
December 31st at 11:59 always wins baybee
dating sim update in the palworld 1.0
Bird up
Cybird powered up
All birds are fake...
Well yeah they have electric sensors for that and GPS
Their neurons respond to the earth's magnetic field, fascinating really
Why didn't we get any super powers, God?!
Because we're the technomancer class
I'd rather be a necromancer
If you're brave enough they can be the same thing
I don't believe in voodoo though.
Install nano machines and cybernetics on the dead and force them into battle in your time of need
Just cordyceps turning humans into zombies
Based username at least

what's the first body part you gonna replace with bionics?
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thank you
Aww shit it's not deleting all it's posts
Shell, you need to remember to select that option from the drop down menu
I did haha but it just doesn't do it sometimes or takes forever
Shell, let me tell you how to do your job...
Not before someone pings mods for the seventh time within the minute, chill
Yup
Spore Druids be like
I deleted them so fast I barely got any haha
Unfortunate
mod pings anytime bot in this server
I'd like to think I'm more of a shaman than druidic
I can't seem to wildshape into my spirit animal
Do not wildshape before the special cutscene
I'd wildshape into a Chillet in a heartbeat, chillruru
me coming back after making breakfast
Chill out bro
Gladly, chillruru
Is that what my problem is? I thought it was because I am half squatch.
Does EU have cryptids outside of Scotland? Those are the only ones I've ever heard of.
I mean do fantasy creatures count as cryptids because there's a ton of those?
Technically yes
I mean you could join the fey we're a great organization who has never wronged anyone ever

what are the benefits?
You can be put in a jar
do you strip naked get high on shrooms and run through the woods?
And if freed, you'll have to give a blessing to whoever freed you
but the jar is for brains
2x damage against all dragons, and they receive a 0x damage multiplier against you
and every time someone says "that's only in pokemon" the outgoing damage multiplier is doubled
Sometimes
Prefer lysergic though
I make sure to keep a steel pipe to keep the fae in check, chillruru
unfortunately we have developed a counter to this
Mecha Fae
The future is now, old man
I can just punch those instead, chillruru
Are those filthy elves fae?
Well actually no the most viable option is to cause a localized earthquake, chill
I also have Mold Breaker, chillruru, don't think that making them levitate will help
Actually the pokemon logic doesn't apply to the Mecha Fae
It's too cool for pokemon logic
Okay then, chill, then I hack the mecha fae to no longer be immune to dragons
Q: why do dwarves carry axes, they live in mountain mines far from the treeline, shouldn't they carry pickaxes?
A: elves live in trees...
I think I've seen that 🐔 👔
The faerie are never to be trusted
I'm tired
I'm ready for some Jameson...
This is the first thing I see coming back to the channel
Been a whisky kind of day?
I'm ready for some mushrooms & the woods
Yeah dude, just me and the boss man in the office today... Ready to go home now...
Cube jockey
Truly one of those days
Hack?
My engineering?
I think not
I've been working on a theory
I'm afraid the mecha fae is installed with a honeypot to deter hacking
Oh gawd
impervimous to your hackings
I think women who like taller men have a nose fetish, because they have to look up to kiss the guy and they get a view right up his nostrils
Your engineering is perfectly the kind of nonsense that I can work with, chillruru
Short ppl look up at everyone though... That's just how they exist
You know where to find a tall girl?
Costco. Every time I go there I see someone that's 7' tall.
Central russia
Every time I see someone that's taller than me I am like whoa, you are huge! And every time it's at Costco...
the system is designed so that you must enter your name to make any remote changes to the system
BHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHA
MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Maybe you're just short at Costco 
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE THE FAE YOUR NAME
It's so they can stack things on high shelves
AND ON ST PATRICK'S BIRTHDAY!?!?!?
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I put in your name and it worked just fine, chillruru
what's this past tense nonsense
Because I had already hacked it, chillruru
This past sense is nontence
Prima been hitting the juice today
Good day for some whiskey business...
🥂
Dog, lick your mess clean
Bee patient
I dunno, have to be dogged in the task
I've got no dog in this fight
So much boredom in you









Oh, so that's what Bucky was smiling about 
tbh I wasn’t expecting critics to like Crimson Desert so that’s reviewing better than I thought. 
Its not my kinda game im sure someone else will like it
me making a boing noise with my mouth over and over at work
Do a duet with prima
nah you can link to files only
Its Shell knights fault
-# but you can send mp3s in other channels
I've been sleeping on the Final Fantasy series all my life until just this year.
I've been sleeping in general
To anyone who will look at Final Fantasy for the first time, don't make my mistake of starting with FF IX (9). Get at least a few of the preceding games done first.
I've been playing FF all my life, but stopped recently haha
FF16 doesn't look like something I'd play
FF7 remake too
I didn't mind FF15 and I finished most content, but that game was the last one I'll likely play going forward 🥲
I still really like the old games
FF9 feels like a weird point to start in
If I had to recommend someone play a FF game for the first time, I'd recommend 9 or 10
Probably more 10 than 9
I'd say 10
I miss FF14 consistently but never have time to play (pay) 
FF9 has so many references to previous games and that is why some people say not to start with it.
Enshrouded is a good game for the record.
Ubisoft downsizes and ends game development at Ghost Recon studio Red Storm Entertainment, resulting in over 100 layoffs. https://t.co/iJHA8a15nx
I played a lot of FF14, maybe I'll play it again one day, but I stopped when I beat Endwalker
I hit the brick wall that is stormblood and didn't make it out 
I hated the million cutscenes lol, like a cutscene for every little stupid thing
Each dungeon has like three cutscenes minimum, and could get away with having one or none
I don't need a scene to show me the last boss & then the boss dying, it's not that special lmao
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Is it an achievement
You did better than me
the cutscenes I didn’t mind. But a major end boss was spoiled for me by a friend and killed my desire to continue playing. I was about halfway through the story too
That suuuuuuuuuuuuucks
woooo
📑 Translated from Turkish
Crimson Desert is a very beautiful game because you can kidnap cats in the game.
Original text
crimson desert çok güzel bir oyun çünkü oyunda kedi kaçırabiliyorsunuz
We had the news cover fnaf fan games before GTA 6.
Not gonna kidnap any cats, but walking around town and talking to npc’s is taking up enough time as is 
You’re just saying that cause you’re allergic
No I’m not…
better question: where are the puppies to kidnap!?
Who would kidnap a puppy? 
Today was a comedic rollercoaster for me I swear.
I wanna take home a puppy. I don’t wanna take home these cats. But all the dogs I’ve seen so far are full grown and that’s WACK
Uh oh

Here's a better game.
Thomas going hella viral rn
Hello everyone! I’m new here!
How goes it?
【ニュース】『きかんしゃトーマス:ソドー島の不思議』さっそく“トーマス飛翔バグ”など発生しカオスな賑わい。公式ゲームでも大暴れ
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Hello!!
Lore accurate Thomas. 
Oh yeah do you remember what I said about Darth Maul being alive
He’s getting a solo series in the empire era now
Not for long… 
It was so close to leading into a Skyrim transition
Why is that…?
Somebody better make that
Not me, 0 video editing skills 
I have teeny tiny experience in Vegas Pro
Tomorrow, you’ll cease to be new. Tomorrow, you’ll be “another”. And 2 years from now, you’ll hopefully still be here welcoming other newcomers with that RebelStoner420 flair
@maiden narwhal Fair point! Absolutely I hope so! I just thought I was getting kicked out at first 😂
Thank the stars I don’t have that power
Also random, but I can’t hear Thomas the train’s theme song without the mlg version to it
Major league golf?
#off-topic-memes message
If someone actually designed that, I honestly feel bad for her seeing how much people despise it. But at the same time, hating it is so right
The company never should've selected that and put it on stage for tomatoes to be thrown at
I honestly have no idea what to think of all of this. 😅
I expected it to just rotate o.o
So many games use L3 to sprint. Having to press in l3 or even r3 countless countless times will wear and tear a controller, believe me. Also, L3 is used for other things, so I like the change
Hold L2 to crouch. Click L3 to shoot. Press L1+R2 to reload.
Those controls sound horrendous, ngl
Early Monster Hunter controls:
Found my first typo in crimson desert 
Cooking oil: Lends a rich sheen and deep flavor to grilled or fried DISHSES
Counting on finding more
I hate it when I have to do the dishses
Artistic choice of words
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As much as they yearn for walking lighthouse sims.


Perhaps I need to check this out, soon.
Boy accidentally tried to buy a “possum” at a toy store, until the cashier realized it was breathing.
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︀︀A little boy was wandering the aisle he loved most when he spotted what looked like the perfect toy: a possum. He scooped it up like it was the best find of the day and carried it proudly to the checkout, ready to pay.
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︀︀The cashier reached for the barcode and froze. There wasn’t one, because it wasn’t a toy. The “possum” shifted slightly, and she noticed the tiny chest moving as it breathed. She kept the boy calm, stepped back, and called local officials.
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︀︀A short time later, wildlife responders arrived, gently secured the possum, and released it back outside where it belonged. The boy didn’t leave upset, though. He left amazed, and with a brand‑new favorite animal.
Sometimes retail is stranger than fiction.
It's really weird to proofread yourself and notice really specific writing patterns that don't bother you, but which could be a problem.
I don't like speaking in single sentences. Most of the time I start a sentence, then break it with a comma to lead into a sentence the original statement could easily finish.
What you talking about Willis?
The most sinister invention writers have ever wrought: having to proofread your work so it's actually good.
Awful
RIP Intel
DAMN. How does a game exclude a whole graphics card? 
Couldn’t relate 
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More fat shaming?! Unamerican.
First Nu-Wolfenstein and Old Blood don't work for me cause I use AMD
First we had console exclusives, now there’s graphics card exclusives 
they dont want to implement amd stuff maybe cause they dont wanna spend the time and money to add it or because nivida asked them not to most games have both amd and nivida gpu support now a days
Isn't that game single player only?
Correct 
Boring!

Why does everything have to be online? 🗿
Bucky, head of communications, loves playing games away from other people interactions.
It doesn't have to be online, I just like a game that I can play with friends or the wife
It’s single player Black Desert, but with extra things to do. I’m having a blast so far. Almost got “Cuphead jumping tutorial’d” from one of the tutorial sections
Does it have those lovely gambling on gear mechanics like BDO?
monster hunter wilds has that
I want my money and time back from BDO...
Not sure, doubt it tho. That would be a nightmare
It was a fine game to get to end game, but like so many other games the end game was trash
New rabbit hole I wish I never went down, some guy called clavicular as a handle
Man smashes his face with a hammer to reshape his bones
Wtf
instawhat
Why are you so lazy you can't go to the store yourself?
Were they chasing you?
Then get a new car! New-to-you cars are awesome!
They probably won't sell a car to a dog, man...
Life is a dream
Many delivery apps require codes, to ensure that your purchases are going to the right person (when requested to deliver directly to the person, that is)
your trash is trash
LIES!!! 
God needed to borrow his roundhouse kick. I don't know for what.
True story. I just went to the dump last week though so it's a pretty manageable amount of trash.
Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just decided this universe was boring and left.
-# God damn it rest in peace
Death had to take Chuck Norris like it took Teddy Roosevelt, with surprise
Because otherwise there would have been a fight
RIP Chuck...
well that just happened
He's filling up heaven with round house kicks for all
Maybe I need to rename my truck to Chuck.
there's cars that take the trash right from our doorstep
Yeah but that's like $70/month, and the dump wants $25 for the first 400 lbs...
Too bad you can’t build a huge pit and burn your own trash
If only I lived out in the country side...
Happy first day of spring/autumn
If it is usable stuff, a lot of thrift stores, mission of hope, and some church charities will come pick up from your house and give you a tax credit.
If it is lawn debris, some cities set up a day out of a month that you can come dump it for free at a designated site.
And 1 800 got junk wasn't too pricy when I called them. You just point and they toss it in the truck. (Last I checked, they had offices all over)
My local dump does $15 for lawn debris loads... But you can't also dump trash at the same time without paying $25. It's not as convenient as putting the bin on the sidewalk, but it makes me feel better than forgetting to put the bin out on the one day that they'll pick it up
I bought Crimson Desert and after like 1 hour my save file is completely messed up. Really sad at the state of this game
||I knew it!||
This was also mentioned earlier
graphics card exclusivity 
Only one was exclusively unsupported
My trash service picks up 2 days a week and allows 2 pretty large garbage cans o.o
I didn't see the beginning of the gif and thought there was actually a cat running out in front xD
What the heck is Intel Arc
Intel's line of discrete GPUs. Introduced sometime in the last 5 years.
Intel ARK 
At first they seemed to be going for the low-end market.
Wtf... My local scumbags take trash every other week and recycling on the opposite one
Considering mid range is like a grand these days, yeah
I think Nvidia owns ARM. I think I'd rather see them release ARM based PCIE cards for virtualization, than ARM desktop CPUs.
I don't have a tax paid service in my area, I actually have to pay them to pick up and they themselves are garbage, so nty. I pay a private company.
I have an olf Sun Microsystems machine with an X86 system on an expansion card.
They keep trying to annex us into the city with the promise of free trash pick up. We keep telling them to f off.
Free? Lol that'd be cool...
My HOA handles garbage pickup. I didn't realize that people who don't live in HOA neighborhoods have to arrange it themselves.
Nvidia does not possess ARM
Oh. I remember they were trying. I thought the sale went through successfully.
Couldn’t get past regulatory issues
cause yeah that would have consolidated everything. 
It's for the best. I was looking forward to the possibilities though
Free as in:
We will charge garbage collection tax, add to the property tax for the city, charge city police and fire department taxes on top of the county ones, but you do not have access to the city ones.
Yeah they'll take it before you see it... "Free"
I do love that I can stick something near the ditch, put a sign that says, "free" and people will just come take it xD
"Bubbles, come help me with this bbq" -Ricky
You have to put a price on it so people think it has value.
"if it's near the road it's free. So we need to just move it to the road and then it's free."
Why? It all gets picked up. Heck, someone came and took a used toilet xD
I don't understand the Lumo thing o.o
The image isn't greatest to me, but I wouldn't call it bad. Heck, have you seen how a lot of characters for movies look knowdays?
Now, the costume.... That thing is freaky.
The image after the countdown was certainly shocking
That's a bit mean to the binmen
Dealing with trash is hard work, ask anyone in customer service
Rare instance of this guy being funny
Ok
Some people quit portal because they find the first puzzle is too hard
Please only tweet new and interesting information thanks
People are funny
I got skill issue’d by this
the instruction is vague, but when taken literally… I felt silly
Giving up on the first puzzle is like confirming to the world that you are indeed a lil bitch ass
It is a nice egg tbh
Some people will play the game like they're the student in the infamous make a peanut butter sandwich instructions exercise
It was late, I was drinking, and I still managed to figure it out. Eventually
never quit, never give up
Drinking is the key
Dazobo
Nice cock
Use @time on desktop → everyone sees the timestamp in their own timezone
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︀︀No more "wait, 8 o'clock YOUR time or MINE?"
Duck
SHIT YOURSELF
Now this fuack will have someones ram explode in this shortage
Oh wow, an useful feature
Wonder how long we'll get to use it before it's "Nitro only"
{Only available on Desktop}
speaking nitro
thats a thing on mobile for a few months now, guess they rolling that to desktops now
Mobile feature becoming a desktop feature, I see.
Oh no shade on the garbage dudes, just their company kinda sucks... No way to pay online or have it automatically come out of my account. It's 2026 y'all get with the times
About. Damn. Time.
its great because no matter how many pings there are, the SO is at the top 
One of my servers I still have favorited channels, and my alt is still favorited
But I noticed the button to add or remove them vanished months ago
Nice. 

So I guess it disappeared because I'm not a Nitro+ user
Nitro basic?
They're called pinned channels now, chill
As for if it's a nitro feature, chill, lemme check
Interesting.
Doesn't seem so, chill
Nitro Classic
Ah
fascinating, i can still favorite DMs on mobile
Mobile feature that supposedly got rolled out onto desktop? 
now it looks weird though because desktop and mobile aren't synced
-# I don't think I have the update yet.
They haven’t been synced in a minute…
The tax paid company that I would have to pay out of pocket for puts all of their information in the newspaper that costs $30 to $80 a month(I think the higher price is to get the Sunday edition)
Just need one more cup of coffee and I'm ready to head home...
I just got my cup of coffee lol
Real men hit themselves with hammers
Why tf
Whats worse is the married women trying to get with him
He's started looking them up on the net
Many are married
I hate this species
Yeah, it works
Hammers won't lead you astray
The most intelligent life on the planet and the women are attracted to a guy who bashes his face with a hammer
It is embarrassing
Animals would be doing it too if they had hands, hammers, and a big gorgeous brain
I'd hope not
Humans are just animals with big brains
I've heard that recently, a gorilla in the wild was observed hammermaxing, which leads scientists to believe Gorillas are on the cusp of lookmaxing
Its odd to me
I've not once tried to enhance my appearance to attract women
Let alone this bonesmashing stuff
Racoons have hands
I'm the bonesmasher, I'm the bonesmasher, I'm the come from behind I'm the back attacker
So do apes
So do Otters lmao
The back attacker
Rephrase it please
With their little rocks
No

The shitty song exists the way it does
My wife: we should get a pet raccoon, they're so cute...
Me: no. The Bengal cat is bad enough. That would get into absolutely everything
Get her a possum
No, a skunk, get her a skunk
Also, dont let her know about clavicular
Skunks are adorable.
-# ||None of these are appropriate pets.||
I haven't seen the opossum in the yard recently :(
probably out in the world parasitemaxing
I think it may have gotten on the porch last week.
The bag of birdseed was dragged across the porch and almost down the stairs
Evicted
Idc bout Crimson Desert. Call me when Kenshi 2 comes to early access.
You don't pronounce the o.
If you drop the o, it is the one in Australia
An Possum!?
It’s an upside down o
Ooh

Ok then is it a euphemism or an euphemism?
:O
I may have foubd episodes of Wally Gator!
It’s officially spring, Vikings! Happy Spring Equinox!
#firstdayofspring #springequinox
☀️🌷Claim Runes Here! ▶ https://t.co/lIzvlcC5V2
-# For those north of the equator
is that a HTTYD Gacha game?
Wow, even Palworld official only gets 100MB
For just 4 nitro boosts your server members will be able to send entire n64 ROM files in general chat
I know it’s already been talked about but I seen the screenshots of pickmon on steam. Holy fuck 😂😂
I just want to see it happen
You can put add placements how ever you want till the actual gameplay gets shown
Is it not just pocket pair under a different name making this shit to piss off nintendo? Lmao
There are worse theories
It looks like almost the exact same game with slightly more fidelity and different models
Like this being a secret subsidiary of nintendo they are supposed to beat in court to set a precedent of some form
Bruh
Screenshot #4 on steam. The armor and hair on the character is deadass the same shit
Magicmon: World, a fantasy pet adventure MMORPG, has launched globally on Android and iOS.
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︀︀Players catch, train, and evolve a wide variety of Magicmons then use them in battles while exploring an open world.
I still feel like it’s some school project that they’re trolling with
Looked innocent enough until the flamethrower
What are those damage numbers, chill, is this Disgaea?
Magicmon: Planet is next. Then :Galaxy. then : Universe
Magicmon: Multiverse!!
There is research on this that big numbers induce dopamine and have you hooked to the game for longer
Which is why games will often powercreep the living hells out of their numbers
Predominatly gacha games how ever
You looking for that?

I was at that moment bc it was on my mind
If you have no issues with the high seas, I can get pretty much anything
I sailed and found :p
I have mega downloads for the whole collection
-# ||Try not to get banned||
Getting banned requires posting them
Pretty sure people got nuked for less than that.
Im gonna start a fire if i make a console vs pc gamer mindset comment, so I’ll just leave this bait here so folks can speculate whatever they want 
Well, chill, you see, nobody owns a PS5, that's why the reviews are so high there
At 2k reviews now it dropped to 4 stars instead of 4.5
PS5 has no games so people are so happy to have a game that they give it 5 stars
More reviews are gonna level it out eventually. And I’m playing it right now on ps5 too 
Marathon on Steam also has much higher reviews than Crimson Desert
That's crazy the people told me marathon was a dead game, like concord 3
If crimson desert is anything like BDO it's not a game that is made to be a good game. It's a game made to make money.
Online games are built like that
Not all online games are
Just the ones that you can't host a game yourself if you want to.
At least without hacking
Those are called live service games these days
Used to be mainly an MMO thing
BDO was extra bad for this haha, I've played it.
Not all MMO games are THAT bad, but TBH most are
At least in eve you can make enough credits to pay for your account. I respect that more than anything else.
This won’t be the case unless they drop skins and such, which as far as I know so far, are only things the preorder folks dealt with. Here’s to hoping that the future of CD has meaningful DLC’s, not just fashion microtransactions
I don't like when you can buy in-game gold, BDO let you do this, WoW does, and so does Runescapes
Terrible
I still play RS tho so I'm a hypocrite
BREAKING: Microsoft just announced several major changes to Windows 11 in an effort to win back user trust and evolve the platform into something people will actually want to use over macOS and Linux!
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Windows Update will be improved with more granular controls and the ability to postpone updates for longer, along with reducing how often the OS needs to restart to install an update.
Microsoft has also confirmed that it's bringing back fan favourite features such as the ability to move the Taskbar! It's also working to update more areas of the system shell with modern WinUI designs, which should make Windows 11 feel more coherent and complete.
There's much more in the announcement, and it honestly all sounds too good to be true. Microsoft really is listening to feedback, and is eager to make Windows the BEST desktop OS on the market. More details including when these changes will arrive in the link! windowscentral.com/microsoft/wind…
I’ll believe it when I see it
Same
from where
too below for this
Lucky. It's 103°F for me rn
That sounds awful
I got a Switch 2 Today, so obviously I had to check the SNES classics, and DKC. Apparently better than I expected - I can't detect any input lag nor display lag. Very responsive.
DKC is based
Me just spamming lots today
https://x.com/okamiofficial/status/2035099330462244881
Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it. 
The last stages of DKC2 no-diff’d me when I played recently. Not sure how preteen me beat that game 
2 big ol EYES, eh?

All the levels in the last world are pretty fucky haha, but the Screeches Sprint level is super dumb
Bananza calls to you
The last level of the Lost World would make you cry, it made me cry a few times
I could only unlock the first two(?) secret stages. Skill issue
Now give it lips, scraggly hair and a heart shaped body
Awwwwww you ruined it….. I wanna go back to a time when I didn’t know of that THING’s existence
The last one is called Animal Antics, you play through different sections as one of the animal buddies, and the last part is you as the Parrot in a maze of brambles with wind aggressively pushing you around
I’d be rewinding so hard on that stage 
Yeah it's so friggin hard lmao
I've only ever beat it on an emulator with save states
And I know a cheat in the first level to get all the bonus coins, and giving me full access to the lost world haha
never beat any of the old DKCs
I love them, I've beaten them all many times & the lost world of DKC2
DKC3 Lost World I can hardly even get past the first level lmao
DKC2 I am a master tho
only one I’ve beaten was Tropical Freeze, played plenty of Returns and made it far in 1
Tropical Freeze was good 😊
How about Donkey Konga?
that’s a regional indicator if I’ve ever heard of one
It’s really interesting as this is a Korean game.
Voiced in Korean and Mandrian
But western steam players like it way more
What is the game?
Crimson Desert
Oh right
I got hard stuck on DKC 2 on that one level with the green snake, and you had to time a jump to where you dodge stuff being thrown midair or whatever. I did beat the level, but that's why I've only gotten to that World 3 or whatev.
Playing as the snake suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Wait no, it was worse. You had to time the jump to land on the barrels being thrown, to jump off the barrel. -_-
And it was at like the end of the level, so you had to go from the halfway point, all the way back, to get another chance.
DK64 doesn't get enough love.
Oh that one haha
The green looking level
On the ships
Yeah, on the ships.
Yeah I don't like that level haha
I don’t remember that one at all…
I think it's in the swamp world
Or might be in the amusement park/beehive world
It's like early mid game
One of the beauties of Super Mario World, was that half the time, the worlds had multiple paths, so you could just go around a level you didn't like. But DKC 2 is like: "Nah, you're here to suffer".
Yeah, Swamp World.
SMW is another one I am master at hehe
A lot of SNES games
I just bought all the mario & donkey kong GBA versions, I'm playing them on a DS
I beat Super Mario bros 3, Yoshis Island, Super Mario World, and all the Donkey Kongs
Okay, but how about NES Paperboy? Those newspapers are CRAZY hard to time. 
Now I'm playing Final Fantasy 5
NES games are even harder IMO
95% of the time, yes. NES games are harder and less fair.
SNES was like: challenging but fair.
SNES was super amazing, I had a NES growing up but I was really young, so I don't remember many games & also was terrible at them
SMB 3 is great of course, but I see way too many people put it #1 on their Top lists. Like really, nothing else is on par to these people? Zelda 1, Ninja Gaiden, Final Fantasy, Contra, just anything else?
The OG Zelda is really good, and A Link to the Past is still my fav one
Yeah SMB3 is good, but SMW is sooo much better
SMB3 has a cool World 8 and Bowsers Castle, that's all it got on SMW
SMB 1 is kinda brutal, in that you basically only get 3 lives. More lives via 100 coins, or etc. are hard to come by, and the stair shell glitch thingy is hard to perform.
Yeah & a heavy lack of air movement when you jump or fall haha
You can basically just influence where you land
The jump commitment in SMB 1, is the equivalent of jumping a 20 Stair on Skateboard. You are COMMITTED.
Also the screen doesn't pan up when you jump above it, adding to the shitshow
That World 8 warp pipe never looked sweeter
Hmm, Super Mario Land, doesn't pan up either.
Granted, yeah, it was an OG Game Boy game, not even GBC.
Smol
Hello!
I’ve done this often, but just learned today that there was an exact term for the method of teaching this teacher defined. https://fixvx.com/poe_collector/status/2034963040526115160?s=46&t=NG_RK-YGZh4cqAL8KwPTEw
Found an AI perspective I’d never heard before from a teacher of teens. It’s a bit meandering but your three minutes will be well used.
Damn, chill, I usually don't care at all about TikTok but this was definitely needed to be heard
hey guys
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Why is 3 below 2?
Why is 1 above two and three?

The Black Templars trace their lineage directly back to the Imperial Fists Legion and were founded during the turbulent period of the Second Founding, which saw the original Legiones Astartes broken down into smaller Chapters in compliance with the Codex Astartes. Their first Chapter Master was Sigismund, the First Captain of the Imperial Fists during the Great Crusade and Horus Heresy. Sigismund was renowned as the greatest duellist of his age, a warrior of unparalleled martial skill and unyielding loyalty. However, his devotion bordered on fanaticism, and his uncompromising nature was seen as potentially problematic by Roboute Guilliman, the architect of the Codex Astartes. Upon the dissolution of the Legions, Sigismund chose to lead a new Chapter that would carry forward his fervent, uncompromising commitment to prosecuting eternal war against the Imperium's enemies. This new Chapter, the Black Templars, inherited Sigismund's fiery zeal and his doctrine of ceaseless crusade. From their inception, they defied the segmentary limits of the Codex, stating their crusade would never end, thus circumventing the need for a fixed Chapter strength or homeworld. This allowed them to forever exceed the typical 1,000-Astartes limit of a conventional Chapter, though their forces are always dispersed across multiple Crusader Hosts.
Throughout their ten millennia existence, the Black Templars have been at the forefront of countless conflicts, their unwavering faith often turning the tide of battle. One of their earliest and most significant campaigns was their participation in the War of the Beast, approximately M32. This monumental conflict saw the Imperium almost overwhelmed by a massive Ork Waaagh! of unprecedented scale and ferocity. The Templars, under the leadership of their High Marshal at the time, joined forces with other Imperial factions, including the Imperial Fists and the Adeptus Mechanicus, to confront the colossal Ork Warboss known only as The Beast. Their relentless close-quarters assaults and unyielding determination played a crucial role in ultimately grinding down the Ork threat, cementing their reputation as peerless warriors in the Imperium's darkest hours. Another pivotal series of events in their history involved the several Wars for Armageddon, particularly the Third War for Armageddon in M41. High Marshal Helbrecht personally led vast Crusader Hosts against the colossal Ork horde of Warlord Ghazghkull Thraka. This brutal planetary war saw the Black Templars engage in savage, protracted combat across the ash wastes and hive cities of Armageddon, suffering immense casualties but never faltering in their vow to eradicate the xenos menace. Their enduring presence on Armageddon for decades afterwards underscored their commitment to total victory, a testament to their unshakeable resolve.
The Black Templars are defined by several unique characteristics that set them apart from other Space Marine Chapters. Foremost is their fanatical devotion to the Emperor, whom they explicitly regard as a god, aligning them closely with the Imperial Cult. This zealous faith fuels their unending crusades, as they are a fleet-based Chapter with no fixed homeworld, perpetually roving the galaxy in search of enemies to destroy. Their organizational structure deliberately deviates from the Codex Astartes; instead of companies, they operate in flexible, mission-specific Crusader Hosts, each led by a Marshal. Their combat doctrine emphasizes close-quarters combat, preferring to engage the enemy hand-to-hand with chainswords and power weapons, reflecting Sigismund's duelling prowess. The unique role of the Emperor's Champion—a Space Marine chosen by divine vision to don sacred wargear and duel the enemy's greatest foe—is a singular embodiment of their faith. Crucially, the Black Templars forbid the use of psykers, therefore having no Librarians within their ranks, viewing psychic abilities with deep suspicion as a gateway to the Warp.
Uh oh
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FOR THE EMPEROR
FOR THE OMNISSIAH
I don't even know, bro
At least they’re playing space marine 2
No more large text walls please, we get enough of that from Prima
They joined today and coming in hot
I'll take 40K lore over that Vaporeon copypasta any day
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<.<
The walls came so quickly that I reported as spam....
i bought $100 worth of [Insert] "Why is it so expensive"
you realise we need a quantity to compare the price with or else it makes no sense
$5 is moderate
Baxk in my day I used to pay $0.50 for a pouch of chiclets gum
i get cancer and lose braincells when i read these degenerate texts
I'm used to it. 
the amount of illiteracy scares even me
-# I've seen worse examples, those are at least acronyms.
||*Strangely, this furry gif takes me back... *
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-# been a hot minute since I've seen that specific gif
you dont want to see the archives i hold
Absolutely not 
-# I'm too uncultured to remember anyways.
Imagine not knowing who the artist is, couldn’t be me… ||but it absolutely is me, not a dang clue||
You are? 
pic?... for proof

You're hungry... 

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