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mental summit
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No it was in character

||because they’re not booba they’re pokeballs||

solid sun
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Drawn pictures don't really scream for me to figure out what age the character is supposed to be, first and foremost I look at the art wholesale how it looks and this one looks fine, non-stoic Toph is a change the smile is nice.

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I like the Zubat, that is a nice touch.

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Fits the theme.

fresh shard
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I had to think why does that toph image look different, is she supposed to have thicc thighs? Chillet_confused

full mountain
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This sufficiently qualms my worries, thamk u

full mountain
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Absolute ZERO Tolerance.

maiden narwhal
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Well now… roocooljuice

worldly gate
worldly gate
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Thank you, I'll be here all week.

solid sun
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Like I really hate modern art and pretentious 'artists' who think pouring a paint bucket over a canvas is art.

But I just hate them, not go chase after them.

hearty sonnet
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Was it art when I paintballed my neighbor's house and car?

solid sun
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To some people probably yes.
But in Reality no.

hearty sonnet
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Aww

solid sun
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You should've sold the car and house for a million on some auction

maiden narwhal
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Should’ve auctioned it off, would’ve been art then

fresh shard
hearty sonnet
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I wrote the word HERETIC

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Because I'm in a cult

solid sun
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A cult of what

hearty sonnet
solid sun
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I want to keep my kidneys though

sacred mango
solid sun
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Woof

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Argh that is not what I wanted to write stupid pgone

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Now I forgot what I wanted to write

maiden narwhal
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Woof

solid sun
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Ah right

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Forests seem very exclusive.

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Big trees steal away the sunlight from anything below them

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Not very inclusive of them.

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Very egoistic.

hearty sonnet
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The robed floating guys with the fireballs

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Dusk is so good haha

sacred mango
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Those ranged guys

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It was fun when I played it several months back

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Back in October of last year Chillet_hee

hearty sonnet
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I've beat it three times so far & I'll definitely play it again

sacred mango
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I have to revisit it at some point. Last time I checked, I think I've only beaten chapter 1.

solid sun
hearty sonnet
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I like that level

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I think it's called Infernal Machine

sacred mango
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oooooooo

hearty sonnet
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Yeah it is haha, nice

sacred mango
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Interesting. think

hearty sonnet
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Pretty sure that's part of the Infernal Machine lolol

solid sun
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Also if anyone here plays Duet Night Abyss, you should not update it, uninstall it, virus check you pc and change passwords as the backend of that game has been hacked twice with keyloggers installed into it or something.

hearty sonnet
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Ewww gross, that game sounds ill

solid sun
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It just didn't have good protection. Devs don't seem to care. It is a gacha game I think

sacred mango
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Hmmmmm

maiden narwhal
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Super fast paced action, that one. Name sounded familiar and I remember watching someone do a boss fight

full mountain
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Bruh how fucking long does it take to just type "yee I agree" literally saying anything else just makes you sound suspicious as hell

solid sun
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I just don't get how you survive the internet lol.

worldly gate
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Thoughts on Fountain (Duchamp)?

barren sierra
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Im at work, shit yourself, with asshole levels of love

~HK-47

full mountain
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I agree, let's move on

solid sun
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You brought that up... I just don't have the time to think about that at all.

full mountain
solid sun
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Either the art is enjoyable and nice to look at, or it isn't.

barren sierra
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you look edible

full mountain
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We're both here, so it seems we're both doing a good job so far, no?

full mountain
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Why delete it? Just leave it and someone will reply, drowning out the current topic

solid sun
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The Toph pic is nice to look at, good rendering and style, but not on the level of something I would save to be inspired by later.

full mountain
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Fuck that, off topic is not free for all, talk yior shit and people will reply, gotta be confident and stuff

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Funny how ya bring up food and the Philippines, I'm watching Bizzare foods in the background

solid sun
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I just talk about random stuff all the time, my ego lets me butt into any topic and either say something about it nobody wants to hear or I change the topic to something I am interested in.

maiden narwhal
barren sierra
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Raath no, bad Belobog bear

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🗞️

maiden narwhal
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Eyyyyy Andrew Zimmern, that’s my guy. Bizarre Foods was such a fun watch

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Sweet with savory isn’t that odd of a combo, I’d do it. Ever tried Pb&j hot dogs?

sacred mango
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Have you tried Chicken and Waffles?

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-# Cannot get enough of this everytime I take a break from work.

barren sierra
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For some reason i keep reading your name as the "katana maid"

solid sun
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Peanut butter doesn't like you either

sacred mango
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-# for fucks sake, you too? insane

barren sierra
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what do you mean by "too"

barren sierra
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Am i not alone in this

sacred mango
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I'm screwed

barren sierra
# north thicket same

fair but you are also European, a lot of American contraptions don't land that well

solid sun
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I haven't ated a PB+J sandwhich in a while and now I am starting to get hangry

solid sun
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I agree that peanut butter itself is a very bland product

sacred mango
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I've had Peanut Butter like a couple of times. Never bothered to try it again.

maiden narwhal
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Peanut butter jumpscare ahhhh

north thicket
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i'm not sure how healthy peanut butter for a dog is

sacred mango
barren sierra
solid sun
maiden narwhal
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Cats??! cat_wut

solid sun
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Read it it says Fat Cats

sacred mango
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I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

maiden narwhal
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There’s only one fat cat here, and that’s in Derfo’s jif

sacred mango
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jif!?

maiden narwhal
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||Just in case that wasn’t a joke, it said Nutrition Facts|| teehee

solid sun
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I only eat nutrition alternative truths

maiden narwhal
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Tinfoil uncanny hat when

teal iron
drifting fjord
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I don't like peanut butter either tbh

solid sun
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I don't like Banned people

cobalt briar
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peanut butter is rad

sacred mango
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I don't like sand

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But it's coarse, rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere!

tough comet
hearty sonnet
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Lol worm

cobalt briar
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In times like these I like to do a 10-count
1 2 3 4 5 8 9 10

solid sun
cobalt briar
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good for calming the senses

solid sun
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Have you tried counting sheep to fall asleep?

cobalt briar
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nah

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I’m not qualified

sacred mango
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Just count a bunch of lamballs

sacred mango
cobalt briar
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that might just be crazy enough to work mono_yumcha

sacred mango
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eye_A2 You're hungry... eye_A

solid sun
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For sheep meat?

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Turn on the grill

sacred mango
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You might as well be having smores with that. Chillet_hee

zealous crow
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Who's a bigger liability: the creator of sonichu or the creator of rent a girlfriend?

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Both are well known for being freaks to their own ocs

cobalt briar
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where did that come from

zealous crow
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Both magichan and chizuru are in a "loving" relationship with their creators and I was like well they're clearly parallels.

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Only difference is one was active heavily on the Internet not working on his comic and the other focuses on his manga and isn't heavily active online.

solid sun
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That is why I mostly read Girls Love when it comes to romance.

solid sun
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I restarted Yuri wa Shigoto I think the Japanese title is.

The manager/owner(i forgot what exactly) crashed into the MC on some stairs and coerces(blackmails) the MC to work for them, because her arm broke. Not sure if that was actually real or not.

There our MC with two other girls works at a Theme Cafe where the waitresses pretend to be girls from an all girls elite school and perform and act the way.

I saw it got an anime, but I think I enjoy the manga more. It actually makes me forget they are actually just working as waitresses.

The anime would probably lose a bit of that immersion.

Later on the best friend of the MC also joins the Cafe, and she's envious of the "love interest". And then the other co-worker goes hard and everyone wants something from someone and then one of them drops the L bomb, saying that the Cafe was almost ruined previously when real love got brought into the cafe, that was also a funny introduction of the 5th character that works there.

Overall a good story so far. I just stopped when I wanted to let the volumes build up a bit and I got a bit confused around the 9th volume because much was going on and the stakes got a bit high.

But it also felt like the final confrontation was about to occur and I think now it is 13 or 14 volumes and still ongoing.

zinc depot
mental summit
simple aurora
honest rivet
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I love it

astral breach
peak folio
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Now people are just getting sassy

maiden narwhal
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I’m silly croajirokek I was looking for a difference and didn’t read the boxes above

peak folio
sick flame
solid sun
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physical pc sales? xbox?

night plume
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The one who wasn't first didn't lose as badly. They didn't have to finish

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Idk what it js

peak folio
solid sun
peak folio
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Those days are long gone

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You want a physical PC game go to a used book store.

maiden narwhal
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Chex Quest CD plz popcat

humble parrot
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-# Don't ask me why it was on a CD

solid sun
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because you didn't have a floppy drive?

humble parrot
peak folio
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Would be nice if that effer would say that

humble parrot
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This was back when I was a kid, in the 90s

peak folio
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CDs were a boon when they came out.

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Installing a game from 15+ floppies got silly

solid sun
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I actually never used floppies

humble parrot
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I did get to use them

solid sun
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the first pc my sis and I got was a Vista one

humble parrot
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Used to put powerpoint presentations on them before USB drives were a thing

night plume
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I have Prince of Persia on a floppy disk

humble parrot
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School PCs took so long to get updated

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But then they did and we played CS 1.6 on them

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The teacher played with us

humble parrot
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I had Quake 4 on CD, it was 4 croajirokek

sick flame
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and required cd-key to play internet

humble parrot
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I still have it

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It's funny because it's a legit copy of the game

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But it never worked

peak folio
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Phantasmagoria was 7 CDs

humble parrot
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So I always had to torrent the game, not crack it, and use the CD Key I legally had

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I couldn't return it because it was bought in the US and brought over by a friend

peak folio
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Sounds almost like EA drm

solid sun
humble parrot
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Nah, the installation was just borked

solid sun
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didn't call of duty on the console and medal of honor also just come on a single disc?

peak folio
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Doubt it unless it’s just the online installers

solid sun
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I mean ps2 era and gc era

peak folio
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Though originally FFVII was three discs on PS1 and four discs on PC

solid sun
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not anything past ps3 that had online

peak folio
peak folio
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DVD adoption on PC was hella slow.

sick flame
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DVD no more working in the CD-ROM

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remember DVD-RAM and DVD-ROM

solid sun
solid sun
peak folio
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Freaking DVD-RAM

solid sun
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don't copy that floppy

peak folio
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That crap should be forever forgotten

sick flame
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rapidshare, megaupload remember when who liked pirate

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Remember the game a lot GB to required all 90 parts to download croajirokek

night plume
peak folio
night plume
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I thought it was the first one on PS2 this entire time.

cobalt briar
night plume
peak folio
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To be fair, games didn’t take as long to make in the 90s.

night plume
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And yet, I feel like they had more substance and longer playtime than modern games >.>

peak folio
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Re-realeases of FFVII let you skip battle cutscenes and speed up battle because that shit was ridiculous by modern standards

dusk quartz
solid sun
peak folio
humble parrot
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Man... nfs was massive back then

solid sun
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only played Most Wanted

peak folio
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Car damage wasn’t a thing for a while* so we’d always make jokes of the invincible NFS paint

solid sun
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when was burnout made?

peak folio
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It was around the same eon. croajirokek

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Destruction Derby was real old, though.

humble parrot
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Car damage was in an odd place

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Back in the N64, you had deformation damage

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On NFS, only paint got scratched

peak folio
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NFS had a lot of licensed vehicles and they didn’t want to show their cars get all smashed up.

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So it wasn’t easy for them to get that in

maiden narwhal
solid sun
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risky move

maiden narwhal
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And they both released the same day, if I recall. How about that

mental summit
# maiden narwhal And they both released the same day, if I recall. How about that

Some guy came in a couple days ago saying enshrouded was better than palworld, iirc enshrouded was 5 days after palworld released, so obviously the boom in popularity took attention away from it

But good games are good games, I’m glad pocketpair gets along with so many other devs, it’s just crazy fans trying to start things

gloomy raven
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This guy makes incredible videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5--HOtWCiZ4

Sony spent $3.6 billion on Bungie to secure a live service powerhouse, but Marathon is starting to look like proof that the deal may have been a massive mistake. In this video, I break down Sony’s Bungie acquisition, Marathon’s troubled development, the internal chaos at Bungie, low morale reports, layoffs, Destiny 2’s declining trust, and...

▶ Play video
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Really good explanation of things

sick flame
solid sun
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ps2 network update?

peak folio
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Gonna keep calling it PSN out of habbit

solid sun
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Piece Shit Network

leaden nova
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aw, forgot which server I'm in lmao, thought I was in steam deck server. I'll repost the gif here and maybe in memes if I remember a few hrs from now since replies get auto yeeted there

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since there was a call for steam sale wallet memes

peak folio
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👛 mono_nooooo

serene steppe
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Lol when's the PalFarm coming out or any updates?😂

clever jungle
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Better question is when is the dating sim coming out

mental summit
mental summit
peak folio
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Both beating Palworld 1.0, wowza

mental summit
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December 31st at 11:59 always wins baybee

sick flame
peak folio
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Don’t mess with Bird MKII

maiden narwhal
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Bird up

hearty sonnet
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Cybird powered up

bitter agate
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All birds are fake...

zinc depot
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Birds have a superpower

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Magnetoreception

bitter agate
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Well yeah they have electric sensors for that and GPS

zinc depot
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Their neurons respond to the earth's magnetic field, fascinating really

bitter agate
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Why didn't we get any super powers, God?!

teal iron
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Because we're the technomancer class

bitter agate
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I'd rather be a necromancer

teal iron
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If you're brave enough they can be the same thing

bitter agate
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I don't believe in voodoo though.

teal iron
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Install nano machines and cybernetics on the dead and force them into battle in your time of need

bitter agate
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Just cordyceps turning humans into zombies

peak folio
humble parrot
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Not koraidon

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It's the pe-

leaden nova
teal iron
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Az.
Stop.
The accident was 7 years ago, you need to move on

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WHAT
HOW

humble parrot
solid sun
teal iron
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<@&505995738564526080> bot alert

rancid walrus
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<@&505995738564526080> please Delete invite into nsfw channel in #off-topic-memes
thank you

hearty sonnet
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Aww shit it's not deleting all it's posts

humble parrot
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Shell, you need to remember to select that option from the drop down menu

hearty sonnet
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I did haha but it just doesn't do it sometimes or takes forever

bitter agate
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Shell, let me tell you how to do your job...

humble parrot
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It takes a while sometimes

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But it does delete it in the end

dusk quartz
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Not before someone pings mods for the seventh time within the minute, chill

worldly ivy
hearty sonnet
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I deleted them so fast I barely got any haha

humble parrot
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Unfortunate

bitter agate
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I can't seem to wildshape into my spirit animal

humble parrot
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Do not wildshape before the special cutscene

dusk quartz
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I'd wildshape into a Chillet in a heartbeat, chillruru

fresh shard
bitter agate
dusk quartz
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Gladly, chillruru

teal iron
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it's called SHAPESHIFTING you weirdos

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first transmog and now this
Made up words

bitter agate
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Is that what my problem is? I thought it was because I am half squatch.

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Does EU have cryptids outside of Scotland? Those are the only ones I've ever heard of.

solid sun
bitter agate
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Technically yes

teal iron
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I mean you could join the fey we're a great organization who has never wronged anyone ever

humble parrot
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You can be put in a jar

solid sun
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do you strip naked get high on shrooms and run through the woods?

humble parrot
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And if freed, you'll have to give a blessing to whoever freed you

solid sun
teal iron
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and every time someone says "that's only in pokemon" the outgoing damage multiplier is doubled

bitter agate
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Prefer lysergic though

dusk quartz
teal iron
dusk quartz
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I can just punch those instead, chillruru

bitter agate
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Are those filthy elves fae?

dusk quartz
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Well actually no the most viable option is to cause a localized earthquake, chill

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I also have Mold Breaker, chillruru, don't think that making them levitate will help

teal iron
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Actually the pokemon logic doesn't apply to the Mecha Fae

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It's too cool for pokemon logic

dusk quartz
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Okay then, chill, then I hack the mecha fae to no longer be immune to dragons

bitter agate
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Q: why do dwarves carry axes, they live in mountain mines far from the treeline, shouldn't they carry pickaxes?
A: elves live in trees...

solid sun
zinc depot
copper inlet
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I'm tired

bitter agate
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I'm ready for some Jameson...

fresh shard
zinc depot
hearty sonnet
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I'm ready for some mushrooms & the woods

bitter agate
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Yeah dude, just me and the boss man in the office today... Ready to go home now...

zinc depot
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My condolences

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Office monkey

bitter agate
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Cube jockey

copper inlet
teal iron
zinc depot
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I've been working on a theory

teal iron
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I'm afraid the mecha fae is installed with a honeypot to deter hacking

bitter agate
teal iron
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impervimous to your hackings

zinc depot
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I think women who like taller men have a nose fetish, because they have to look up to kiss the guy and they get a view right up his nostrils

dusk quartz
copper inlet
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Wtf did I just walk into?

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Prima do be good with mechanical gaming stuff

bitter agate
zinc depot
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My theory holds water

bitter agate
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You know where to find a tall girl?

zinc depot
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🤔

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The netherlands

bitter agate
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Costco. Every time I go there I see someone that's 7' tall.

zinc depot
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Central russia

bitter agate
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Every time I see someone that's taller than me I am like whoa, you are huge! And every time it's at Costco...

teal iron
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BHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHA
MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

fresh shard
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Maybe you're just short at Costco chikipisus

teal iron
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE THE FAE YOUR NAME

zinc depot
fresh shard
# teal iron AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE THE FAE YOUR NAME

AND ON ST PATRICK'S BIRTHDAY!?!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVpLu03kWvw

00:00 Fairy Lumi Captured
00:28 Fairy Curses Begin
01:40 Negotiating Wishes
03:27 Fairy vs Iron
05:40 Final Wish Chaos
08:40 Fairy Escapes

#vtuber #vtuberclips #envtuber #phaseconnect #phaseclips #페이즈커넥트 @KanekoLumi

▶ Play video
dusk quartz
teal iron
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what's this past tense nonsense

dusk quartz
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Because I had already hacked it, chillruru

bitter agate
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This past sense is nontence

zinc depot
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Prima been hitting the juice today

bitter agate
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Good day for some whiskey business...

copper inlet
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🥂

zinc depot
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Waste of a drink

bitter agate
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Dog, lick your mess clean

zinc depot
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I've yet to pair dog man with bee lady

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Taking longer than expected

bitter agate
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Bee patient

zinc depot
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I dunno, have to be dogged in the task

bitter agate
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I've got no dog in this fight

zinc depot
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Everyone has to have a hobby

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Oof, shots fired at prima

barren sierra
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So much boredom in you

zinc depot
peak folio
fresh shard
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Oh, so that's what Bucky was smiling about Chillet_hee

peak folio
peak folio
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tbh I wasn’t expecting critics to like Crimson Desert so that’s reviewing better than I thought. croajirokek

barren sierra
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Its not my kinda game im sure someone else will like it

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me making a boing noise with my mouth over and over at work

zinc depot
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Do a duet with prima

sick flame
barren sierra
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nah you can link to files only

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Its Shell knights fault

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-# but you can send mp3s in other channels

peak folio
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Chibi rider Chillet_hee

cyan cliff
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I've been sleeping on the Final Fantasy series all my life until just this year.

copper inlet
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I've been sleeping in general

cyan cliff
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To anyone who will look at Final Fantasy for the first time, don't make my mistake of starting with FF IX (9). Get at least a few of the preceding games done first.

hearty sonnet
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FF16 doesn't look like something I'd play

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FF7 remake too

cyan cliff
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7 is good but I put it down after a few hours.

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I'll get back into it.

hearty sonnet
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I didn't mind FF15 and I finished most content, but that game was the last one I'll likely play going forward 🥲

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I still really like the old games

humble parrot
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FF9 feels like a weird point to start in

hearty sonnet
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If I had to recommend someone play a FF game for the first time, I'd recommend 9 or 10

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Probably more 10 than 9

humble parrot
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I'd say 10

leaden nova
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I miss FF14 consistently but never have time to play (pay) monogusa

humble parrot
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But then go backwards

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FF is so much different onwards

cyan cliff
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FF9 has so many references to previous games and that is why some people say not to start with it.

bitter agate
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Enshrouded is a good game for the record.

peak folio
bitter agate
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Lol@guac-croc

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Now that I am home, might be time for some Spay the Slire 2...

teal iron
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wait

hearty sonnet
leaden nova
hearty sonnet
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I hated the million cutscenes lol, like a cutscene for every little stupid thing

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Each dungeon has like three cutscenes minimum, and could get away with having one or none

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I don't need a scene to show me the last boss & then the boss dying, it's not that special lmao

sick flame
peak folio
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-# ||Xbox Achievement Unlocked||

humble parrot
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Is it an achievement

maiden narwhal
maiden narwhal
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Tell me about it cat_cry

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CRIMSON DESERT TIME!!

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Aaaaaaaaaand day 1 20gig update time… harapeko

hearty sonnet
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woooo

peak folio
zealous crow
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We had the news cover fnaf fan games before GTA 6.

maiden narwhal
peak folio
maiden narwhal
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No I’m not… cat_sad better question: where are the puppies to kidnap!?

peak folio
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Who would kidnap a puppy? Fan_flushed

zealous crow
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Today was a comedic rollercoaster for me I swear.

maiden narwhal
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I wanna take home a puppy. I don’t wanna take home these cats. But all the dogs I’ve seen so far are full grown and that’s WACK

peak folio
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Adopting puppies is good

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No puppies, dead game

sacred mango
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Uh oh

simple aurora
peak folio
simple aurora
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Here's a better game.

peak folio
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Thomas going hella viral rn

split onyx
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Hello everyone! I’m new here!

split onyx
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How goes it?

simple aurora
peak folio
onyx snow
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Hello!!

simple aurora
worldly ivy
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Oh yeah do you remember what I said about Darth Maul being alive

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He’s getting a solo series in the empire era now

maiden narwhal
maiden narwhal
split onyx
peak folio
maiden narwhal
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Not me, 0 video editing skills cat_cry

cobalt briar
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I have teeny tiny experience in Vegas Pro

maiden narwhal
# split onyx Why is that…?

Tomorrow, you’ll cease to be new. Tomorrow, you’ll be “another”. And 2 years from now, you’ll hopefully still be here welcoming other newcomers with that RebelStoner420 flair

split onyx
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@maiden narwhal Fair point! Absolutely I hope so! I just thought I was getting kicked out at first 😂

maiden narwhal
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Thank the stars I don’t have that power

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Also random, but I can’t hear Thomas the train’s theme song without the mlg version to it

peak folio
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Major league golf?

novel sun
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#off-topic-memes message
If someone actually designed that, I honestly feel bad for her seeing how much people despise it. But at the same time, hating it is so right

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The company never should've selected that and put it on stage for tomatoes to be thrown at

peak folio
peak folio
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Just when I got over that being the sprint button.

night plume
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I expected it to just rotate o.o

maiden narwhal
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So many games use L3 to sprint. Having to press in l3 or even r3 countless countless times will wear and tear a controller, believe me. Also, L3 is used for other things, so I like the change

worldly gate
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Hold L2 to crouch. Click L3 to shoot. Press L1+R2 to reload.

maiden narwhal
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Those controls sound horrendous, ngl

worldly ivy
maiden narwhal
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Found my first typo in crimson desert kek
Cooking oil: Lends a rich sheen and deep flavor to grilled or fried DISHSES

Counting on finding more

worldly ivy
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I hate it when I have to do the dishses

prisma owl
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simple aurora
teal iron
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that wasn't on my bingo card

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the people yearn for train sims

prisma owl
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As much as they yearn for walking lighthouse sims.

teal iron
simple aurora
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Boy accidentally tried to buy a “possum” at a toy store, until the cashier realized it was breathing.
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︀︀A little boy was wandering the aisle he loved most when he spotted what looked like the perfect toy: a possum. He scooped it up like it was the best find of the day and carried it proudly to the checkout, ready to pay.
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︀︀The cashier reached for the barcode and froze. There wasn’t one, because it wasn’t a toy. The “possum” shifted slightly, and she noticed the tiny chest moving as it breathed. She kept the boy calm, stepped back, and called local officials.
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︀︀A short time later, wildlife responders arrived, gently secured the possum, and released it back outside where it belonged. The boy didn’t leave upset, though. He left amazed, and with a brand‑new favorite animal.

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honest rivet
zinc depot
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Sometimes?

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Retail is the twilight zone

honest rivet
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It's really weird to proofread yourself and notice really specific writing patterns that don't bother you, but which could be a problem.

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I don't like speaking in single sentences. Most of the time I start a sentence, then break it with a comma to lead into a sentence the original statement could easily finish.

zinc depot
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What you talking about Willis?

honest rivet
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The most sinister invention writers have ever wrought: having to proofread your work so it's actually good.

zinc depot
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Awful

peak folio
bitter agate
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RIP Intel

maiden narwhal
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DAMN. How does a game exclude a whole graphics card? croajirokek

Couldn’t relate logo_PlayStation

unborn mauve
bitter agate
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More fat shaming?! Unamerican.

dim nymph
maiden narwhal
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First we had console exclusives, now there’s graphics card exclusives croajirokek

open scaffold
peak folio
bitter agate
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Isn't that game single player only?

maiden narwhal
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Correct Cattiva_cool

bitter agate
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Boring!

maiden narwhal
peak folio
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Why does everything have to be online? 🗿

solid sun
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Bucky, head of communications, loves playing games away from other people interactions.

bitter agate
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It doesn't have to be online, I just like a game that I can play with friends or the wife

maiden narwhal
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It’s single player Black Desert, but with extra things to do. I’m having a blast so far. Almost got “Cuphead jumping tutorial’d” from one of the tutorial sections

peak folio
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They quoted his tweet without quoting his tweet

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Cause they do that

bitter agate
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Does it have those lovely gambling on gear mechanics like BDO?

solid sun
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monster hunter wilds has that

bitter agate
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I want my money and time back from BDO...

maiden narwhal
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Not sure, doubt it tho. That would be a nightmare

bitter agate
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It was a fine game to get to end game, but like so many other games the end game was trash

zinc depot
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New rabbit hole I wish I never went down, some guy called clavicular as a handle

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Man smashes his face with a hammer to reshape his bones

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Wtf

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instawhat

bitter agate
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Why are you so lazy you can't go to the store yourself?

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Were they chasing you?

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Then get a new car! New-to-you cars are awesome!

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They probably won't sell a car to a dog, man...

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Life is a dream

bitter agate
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Try and keep the sand out of your crack

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Ruff

maiden narwhal
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Many delivery apps require codes, to ensure that your purchases are going to the right person (when requested to deliver directly to the person, that is)

peak folio
simple aurora
maiden narwhal
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LIES!!! cat_cry

cyan cliff
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God needed to borrow his roundhouse kick. I don't know for what.

bitter agate
worldly ivy
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Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just decided this universe was boring and left.

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-# God damn it rest in peace

kindred meteor
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Death had to take Chuck Norris like it took Teddy Roosevelt, with surprise
Because otherwise there would have been a fight

bitter agate
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RIP Chuck...

cobalt briar
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well that just happened

bitter agate
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He's filling up heaven with round house kicks for all

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Maybe I need to rename my truck to Chuck.

solid sun
bitter agate
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Yeah but that's like $70/month, and the dump wants $25 for the first 400 lbs...

maiden narwhal
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Too bad you can’t build a huge pit and burn your own trash

peak folio
bitter agate
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If only I lived out in the country side...

peak folio
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jfc, they actually built a mascot costume

mellow zinc
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Happy first day of spring/autumn

sick flame
night plume
# bitter agate Yeah but that's like $70/month, and the dump wants $25 for the first 400 lbs...

If it is usable stuff, a lot of thrift stores, mission of hope, and some church charities will come pick up from your house and give you a tax credit.

If it is lawn debris, some cities set up a day out of a month that you can come dump it for free at a designated site.

And 1 800 got junk wasn't too pricy when I called them. You just point and they toss it in the truck. (Last I checked, they had offices all over)

bitter agate
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My local dump does $15 for lawn debris loads... But you can't also dump trash at the same time without paying $25. It's not as convenient as putting the bin on the sidewalk, but it makes me feel better than forgetting to put the bin out on the one day that they'll pick it up

peak folio
maiden narwhal
sick flame
maiden narwhal
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This was also mentioned earlier teehee graphics card exclusivity croajirokek

peak folio
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Only one was exclusively unsupported

night plume
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My trash service picks up 2 days a week and allows 2 pretty large garbage cans o.o

night plume
teal iron
cyan cliff
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Intel's line of discrete GPUs. Introduced sometime in the last 5 years.

cyan cliff
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At first they seemed to be going for the low-end market.

bitter agate
peak folio
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Considering mid range is like a grand these days, yeah

cyan cliff
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I think Nvidia owns ARM. I think I'd rather see them release ARM based PCIE cards for virtualization, than ARM desktop CPUs.

night plume
cyan cliff
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I have an olf Sun Microsystems machine with an X86 system on an expansion card.

night plume
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They keep trying to annex us into the city with the promise of free trash pick up. We keep telling them to f off.

bitter agate
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Free? Lol that'd be cool...

cyan cliff
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My HOA handles garbage pickup. I didn't realize that people who don't live in HOA neighborhoods have to arrange it themselves.

cyan cliff
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Oh. I remember they were trying. I thought the sale went through successfully.

peak folio
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Couldn’t get past regulatory issues

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cause yeah that would have consolidated everything. croajirokek

cyan cliff
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It's for the best. I was looking forward to the possibilities though

night plume
# bitter agate Free? Lol that'd be cool...

Free as in:
We will charge garbage collection tax, add to the property tax for the city, charge city police and fire department taxes on top of the county ones, but you do not have access to the city ones.

bitter agate
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Yeah they'll take it before you see it... "Free"

night plume
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I do love that I can stick something near the ditch, put a sign that says, "free" and people will just come take it xD

bitter agate
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"Bubbles, come help me with this bbq" -Ricky

cyan cliff
bitter agate
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"if it's near the road it's free. So we need to just move it to the road and then it's free."

night plume
maiden narwhal
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Trailer park boys mentioned

night plume
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I don't understand the Lumo thing o.o

The image isn't greatest to me, but I wouldn't call it bad. Heck, have you seen how a lot of characters for movies look knowdays?

Now, the costume.... That thing is freaky.

peak folio
zinc depot
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Dealing with trash is hard work, ask anyone in customer service

teal iron
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Rare instance of this guy being funny

sick flame
teal iron
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Ok
Some people quit portal because they find the first puzzle is too hard

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Please only tweet new and interesting information thanks

sick flame
maiden narwhal
hearty sonnet
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Giving up on the first puzzle is like confirming to the world that you are indeed a lil bitch ass

sick flame
fresh shard
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It is a nice egg tbh

teal iron
maiden narwhal
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It was late, I was drinking, and I still managed to figure it out. Eventually Cattiva_cool never quit, never give up

hearty sonnet
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Drinking is the key

peak folio
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Dazobo

humble parrot
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Nice cock

sick flame
rough fractal
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Duck

sacred mango
barren sierra
barren sierra
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Now this fuack will have someones ram explode in this shortage

humble parrot
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Wonder how long we'll get to use it before it's "Nitro only"

sacred mango
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{Only available on Desktop}

humble parrot
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I remember briefly having that available

sacred mango
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That's a thing? 👀

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huh.

fresh shard
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thats a thing on mobile for a few months now, guess they rolling that to desktops now

sacred mango
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Mobile feature becoming a desktop feature, I see.

bitter agate
maiden narwhal
fresh shard
teal iron
sacred mango
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Nice. Chillet_hee

humble parrot
teal iron
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So I guess it disappeared because I'm not a Nitro+ user

sacred mango
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Nitro basic?

dusk quartz
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They're called pinned channels now, chill

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As for if it's a nitro feature, chill, lemme check

sacred mango
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Interesting.

dusk quartz
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Doesn't seem so, chill

teal iron
sacred mango
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Ah

fresh shard
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fascinating, i can still favorite DMs on mobile

dusk quartz
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You can favorite DMs, chill?

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That would be nice, chill

sacred mango
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Mobile feature that supposedly got rolled out onto desktop? thinking_mono

fresh shard
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now it looks weird though because desktop and mobile aren't synced

sacred mango
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-# I don't think I have the update yet.

peak folio
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They haven’t been synced in a minute…

night plume
bitter agate
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Just need one more cup of coffee and I'm ready to head home...

night plume
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I just got my cup of coffee lol

zinc depot
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Man, this clavicular guy is weird

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Bonesmashing, really?

hearty sonnet
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Gotta looksmax in 2026 bruh

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Gotta mogg on these gyats

zinc depot
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By whacking your face with a big hammer?

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lol

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Madness

hearty sonnet
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Real men hit themselves with hammers

zinc depot
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Why tf

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Whats worse is the married women trying to get with him

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He's started looking them up on the net

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Many are married

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I hate this species

hearty sonnet
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Hammers won't lead you astray

zinc depot
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The most intelligent life on the planet and the women are attracted to a guy who bashes his face with a hammer

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It is embarrassing

hearty sonnet
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Animals would be doing it too if they had hands, hammers, and a big gorgeous brain

zinc depot
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I'd hope not

peak folio
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Humans are just animals with big brains

hearty sonnet
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I've heard that recently, a gorilla in the wild was observed hammermaxing, which leads scientists to believe Gorillas are on the cusp of lookmaxing

zinc depot
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Its odd to me

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I've not once tried to enhance my appearance to attract women

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Let alone this bonesmashing stuff

hearty sonnet
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I'm the bonesmasher, I'm the bonesmasher, I'm the come from behind I'm the back attacker

zinc depot
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So do apes

hearty sonnet
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So do Otters lmao

zinc depot
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The back attacker

Rephrase it please

hearty sonnet
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With their little rocks

hearty sonnet
zinc depot
hearty sonnet
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The shitty song exists the way it does

zinc depot
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That's a song?

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Sigh

hearty sonnet
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It's also pretty damn old

zinc depot
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I noticed

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Made by college students

bitter agate
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My wife: we should get a pet raccoon, they're so cute...
Me: no. The Bengal cat is bad enough. That would get into absolutely everything

zinc depot
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Get her a possum

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No, a skunk, get her a skunk

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Also, dont let her know about clavicular

night plume
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Skunks are adorable.

peak folio
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-# ||None of these are appropriate pets.||

night plume
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I haven't seen the opossum in the yard recently :(

hearty sonnet
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probably out in the world parasitemaxing

night plume
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I think it may have gotten on the porch last week.
The bag of birdseed was dragged across the porch and almost down the stairs

bitter agate
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I had to kick a opossum out of the outdoor cat's condo

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An opossum? Feels weird...

peak folio
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Evicted

dim nymph
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Idc bout Crimson Desert. Call me when Kenshi 2 comes to early access.

night plume
hearty sonnet
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An Possum!?

peak folio
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It’s an upside down o

night plume
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Ooh

peak folio
bitter agate
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Ok then is it a euphemism or an euphemism?

night plume
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:O
I may have foubd episodes of Wally Gator!

peak folio
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-# For those north of the equator

sick flame
solid sun
peak folio
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Wow, even Palworld official only gets 100MB

teal iron
humble parrot
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I think you mean nds

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N64 only got to, well 64mb

fiery urchin
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I know it’s already been talked about but I seen the screenshots of pickmon on steam. Holy fuck 😂😂

barren sierra
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I just want to see it happen

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You can put add placements how ever you want till the actual gameplay gets shown

fiery urchin
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Is it not just pocket pair under a different name making this shit to piss off nintendo? Lmao

barren sierra
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There are worse theories

fiery urchin
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It looks like almost the exact same game with slightly more fidelity and different models

barren sierra
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Like this being a secret subsidiary of nintendo they are supposed to beat in court to set a precedent of some form

fiery urchin
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Bruh

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Screenshot #4 on steam. The armor and hair on the character is deadass the same shit

teal iron
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Congratulations on recognizing theft

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That is how stealing works

sick flame
peak folio
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I still feel like it’s some school project that they’re trolling with

peak folio
dusk quartz
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What are those damage numbers, chill, is this Disgaea?

maiden narwhal
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Magicmon: Planet is next. Then :Galaxy. then : Universe

teal iron
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World is the same thing as Planet basically

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So it's gonna be MagicMon: Star System

maiden narwhal
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Magicmon: Multiverse!!

barren sierra
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Which is why games will often powercreep the living hells out of their numbers

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Predominatly gacha games how ever

zinc depot
peak folio
night plume
zinc depot
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If you have no issues with the high seas, I can get pretty much anything

night plume
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I sailed and found :p

zinc depot
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I have mega downloads for the whole collection

peak folio
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-# ||Try not to get banned||

zinc depot
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Getting banned requires posting them

peak folio
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Pretty sure people got nuked for less than that.

zinc depot
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lol

maiden narwhal
dusk quartz
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Well, chill, you see, nobody owns a PS5, that's why the reviews are so high there

peak folio
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At 2k reviews now it dropped to 4 stars instead of 4.5

teal iron
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PS5 has no games so people are so happy to have a game that they give it 5 stars

maiden narwhal
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More reviews are gonna level it out eventually. And I’m playing it right now on ps5 too cat_sad

peak folio
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Marathon on Steam also has much higher reviews than Crimson Desert

teal iron
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That's crazy the people told me marathon was a dead game, like concord 3

bitter agate
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If crimson desert is anything like BDO it's not a game that is made to be a good game. It's a game made to make money.

peak folio
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Online games are built like that

bitter agate
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Not all online games are

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Just the ones that you can't host a game yourself if you want to.

peak folio
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At least without hacking

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Those are called live service games these days

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Used to be mainly an MMO thing

hearty sonnet
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BDO was extra bad for this haha, I've played it.
Not all MMO games are THAT bad, but TBH most are

bitter agate
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At least in eve you can make enough credits to pay for your account. I respect that more than anything else.

maiden narwhal
hearty sonnet
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I don't like when you can buy in-game gold, BDO let you do this, WoW does, and so does Runescapes

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Terrible

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I still play RS tho so I'm a hypocrite

peak folio
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︀︀Windows…

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Windows Update will be improved with more granular controls and the ability to postpone updates for longer, along with reducing how often the OS needs to restart to install an update.

Microsoft has also confirmed that it's bringing back fan favourite features such as the ability to move the Taskbar! It's also working to update more areas of the system shell with modern WinUI designs, which should make Windows 11 feel more coherent and complete.

There's much more in the announcement, and it honestly all sounds too good to be true. Microsoft really is listening to feedback, and is eager to make Windows the BEST desktop OS on the market. More details including when these changes will arrive in the link! windowscentral.com/microsoft/wind…

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I’ll believe it when I see it

zinc depot
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Granular controls

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m$ talking rubbish

humble parrot
zinc depot
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from where

hearty sonnet
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Aww man I'm juuuuuuuust outside of it 🥲

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Oh well, it's gonna snow all night anyway

novel sun
peak folio
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Oops, not that

hearty sonnet
silver pewter
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I got a Switch 2 Today, so obviously I had to check the SNES classics, and DKC. Apparently better than I expected - I can't detect any input lag nor display lag. Very responsive.

hearty sonnet
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DKC is based

peak folio
maiden narwhal
humble parrot
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Say it

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I'm curious, it looks like an eye to me

maiden narwhal
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2 big ol EYES, eh? AraAra booba

hearty sonnet
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All the levels in the last world are pretty fucky haha, but the Screeches Sprint level is super dumb

hearty sonnet
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The last level of the Lost World would make you cry, it made me cry a few times

maiden narwhal
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I could only unlock the first two(?) secret stages. Skill issue

peak folio
maiden narwhal
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Awwwwww you ruined it….. I wanna go back to a time when I didn’t know of that THING’s existence

hearty sonnet
maiden narwhal
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I’d be rewinding so hard on that stage croajirokek

hearty sonnet
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Yeah it's so friggin hard lmao

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I've only ever beat it on an emulator with save states

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And I know a cheat in the first level to get all the bonus coins, and giving me full access to the lost world haha

cobalt briar
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never beat any of the old DKCs

hearty sonnet
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I love them, I've beaten them all many times & the lost world of DKC2

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DKC3 Lost World I can hardly even get past the first level lmao

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DKC2 I am a master tho

cobalt briar
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only one I’ve beaten was Tropical Freeze, played plenty of Returns and made it far in 1

hearty sonnet
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Tropical Freeze was good 😊

cyan cliff
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How about Donkey Konga?

cobalt briar
peak folio
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It’s really interesting as this is a Korean game.

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Voiced in Korean and Mandrian

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But western steam players like it way more

cobalt briar
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What is the game?

peak folio
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Crimson Desert

cobalt briar
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Oh right

silver pewter
hearty sonnet
silver pewter
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Wait no, it was worse. You had to time the jump to land on the barrels being thrown, to jump off the barrel. -_-

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And it was at like the end of the level, so you had to go from the halfway point, all the way back, to get another chance.

cyan cliff
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DK64 doesn't get enough love.

hearty sonnet
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The green looking level

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On the ships

silver pewter
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Yeah, on the ships.

hearty sonnet
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Yeah I don't like that level haha

maiden narwhal
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I don’t remember that one at all…

hearty sonnet
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I think it's in the swamp world

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Or might be in the amusement park/beehive world

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It's like early mid game

silver pewter
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One of the beauties of Super Mario World, was that half the time, the worlds had multiple paths, so you could just go around a level you didn't like. But DKC 2 is like: "Nah, you're here to suffer".

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Yeah, Swamp World.

hearty sonnet
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SMW is another one I am master at hehe

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A lot of SNES games

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I just bought all the mario & donkey kong GBA versions, I'm playing them on a DS

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I beat Super Mario bros 3, Yoshis Island, Super Mario World, and all the Donkey Kongs

silver pewter
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Okay, but how about NES Paperboy? Those newspapers are CRAZY hard to time. cat_cry

hearty sonnet
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Now I'm playing Final Fantasy 5

hearty sonnet
silver pewter
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95% of the time, yes. NES games are harder and less fair.

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SNES was like: challenging but fair.

hearty sonnet
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SNES was super amazing, I had a NES growing up but I was really young, so I don't remember many games & also was terrible at them

silver pewter
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SMB 3 is great of course, but I see way too many people put it #1 on their Top lists. Like really, nothing else is on par to these people? Zelda 1, Ninja Gaiden, Final Fantasy, Contra, just anything else?

hearty sonnet
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The OG Zelda is really good, and A Link to the Past is still my fav one

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Yeah SMB3 is good, but SMW is sooo much better

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SMB3 has a cool World 8 and Bowsers Castle, that's all it got on SMW

silver pewter
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SMB 1 is kinda brutal, in that you basically only get 3 lives. More lives via 100 coins, or etc. are hard to come by, and the stair shell glitch thingy is hard to perform.

hearty sonnet
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You can basically just influence where you land

silver pewter
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The jump commitment in SMB 1, is the equivalent of jumping a 20 Stair on Skateboard. You are COMMITTED.

hearty sonnet
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Also the screen doesn't pan up when you jump above it, adding to the shitshow

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That World 8 warp pipe never looked sweeter

silver pewter
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Hmm, Super Mario Land, doesn't pan up either.

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Granted, yeah, it was an OG Game Boy game, not even GBC.

maiden narwhal
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Smol

onyx snow
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Hello!

maiden narwhal
dusk quartz
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Damn, chill, I usually don't care at all about TikTok but this was definitely needed to be heard

long shard
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hey guys

maiden narwhal
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H̶͇̅e̵̖͗l̷̞̃l̴͎̓o̸̝͗.̵̬̅ ̵̘͠

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Ȉ̴̔̓̎ ̶͉͈͂̌w̵͆̀̽͝ā̷̮̬͙n̴͂̾̌͊t̵̬͉̑̄ thė͖m̷͛̉̾̽ ̸͇͂͒͝i̶̹̩̍n̸̉͋͑͝.̶ Ī̈́̕ ̵̋͑̆̀waṣ̸̖̏͜ ̵̔͛͗̕ġ̸et͋t̸̐̈͝͝ị̶͇͒̏n̵͐́̄̚g̵̛ ḣ̋̕unǵ̵̏̽̕r̴̀̓̌͠y̸͈͋̃̐.̶̩̫͎̈ ̶̆̀̈́̓

peak folio
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Why is 3 below 2?

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Why is 1 above two and three?

frank star
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The Black Templars trace their lineage directly back to the Imperial Fists Legion and were founded during the turbulent period of the Second Founding, which saw the original Legiones Astartes broken down into smaller Chapters in compliance with the Codex Astartes. Their first Chapter Master was Sigismund, the First Captain of the Imperial Fists during the Great Crusade and Horus Heresy. Sigismund was renowned as the greatest duellist of his age, a warrior of unparalleled martial skill and unyielding loyalty. However, his devotion bordered on fanaticism, and his uncompromising nature was seen as potentially problematic by Roboute Guilliman, the architect of the Codex Astartes. Upon the dissolution of the Legions, Sigismund chose to lead a new Chapter that would carry forward his fervent, uncompromising commitment to prosecuting eternal war against the Imperium's enemies. This new Chapter, the Black Templars, inherited Sigismund's fiery zeal and his doctrine of ceaseless crusade. From their inception, they defied the segmentary limits of the Codex, stating their crusade would never end, thus circumventing the need for a fixed Chapter strength or homeworld. This allowed them to forever exceed the typical 1,000-Astartes limit of a conventional Chapter, though their forces are always dispersed across multiple Crusader Hosts.

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Throughout their ten millennia existence, the Black Templars have been at the forefront of countless conflicts, their unwavering faith often turning the tide of battle. One of their earliest and most significant campaigns was their participation in the War of the Beast, approximately M32. This monumental conflict saw the Imperium almost overwhelmed by a massive Ork Waaagh! of unprecedented scale and ferocity. The Templars, under the leadership of their High Marshal at the time, joined forces with other Imperial factions, including the Imperial Fists and the Adeptus Mechanicus, to confront the colossal Ork Warboss known only as The Beast. Their relentless close-quarters assaults and unyielding determination played a crucial role in ultimately grinding down the Ork threat, cementing their reputation as peerless warriors in the Imperium's darkest hours. Another pivotal series of events in their history involved the several Wars for Armageddon, particularly the Third War for Armageddon in M41. High Marshal Helbrecht personally led vast Crusader Hosts against the colossal Ork horde of Warlord Ghazghkull Thraka. This brutal planetary war saw the Black Templars engage in savage, protracted combat across the ash wastes and hive cities of Armageddon, suffering immense casualties but never faltering in their vow to eradicate the xenos menace. Their enduring presence on Armageddon for decades afterwards underscored their commitment to total victory, a testament to their unshakeable resolve.

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The Black Templars are defined by several unique characteristics that set them apart from other Space Marine Chapters. Foremost is their fanatical devotion to the Emperor, whom they explicitly regard as a god, aligning them closely with the Imperial Cult. This zealous faith fuels their unending crusades, as they are a fleet-based Chapter with no fixed homeworld, perpetually roving the galaxy in search of enemies to destroy. Their organizational structure deliberately deviates from the Codex Astartes; instead of companies, they operate in flexible, mission-specific Crusader Hosts, each led by a Marshal. Their combat doctrine emphasizes close-quarters combat, preferring to engage the enemy hand-to-hand with chainswords and power weapons, reflecting Sigismund's duelling prowess. The unique role of the Emperor's Champion—a Space Marine chosen by divine vision to don sacred wargear and duel the enemy's greatest foe—is a singular embodiment of their faith. Crucially, the Black Templars forbid the use of psykers, therefore having no Librarians within their ranks, viewing psychic abilities with deep suspicion as a gateway to the Warp.

peak folio
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Uh oh

humble parrot
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<@&505995738564526080>

frank star
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FOR THE EMPEROR

frank star
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FOR THE OMNISSIAH

hearty sonnet
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I don't even know, bro

peak folio
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At least they’re playing space marine 2

hearty sonnet
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No more large text walls please, we get enough of that from Prima

peak folio
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They joined today and coming in hot

pure dragon
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I'll take 40K lore over that Vaporeon copypasta any day

night plume
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The walls came so quickly that I reported as spam....

frank star
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i bought $100 worth of [Insert] "Why is it so expensive"

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you realise we need a quantity to compare the price with or else it makes no sense

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$5 is moderate

night plume
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Baxk in my day I used to pay $0.50 for a pouch of chiclets gum

frank star
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you know imo means in my opinion, you basically spelt "in my in my opinion

sacred mango
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Reminds me of the "smh my head" incident

frank star
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i get cancer and lose braincells when i read these degenerate texts

sacred mango
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I'm used to it. think

frank star
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the amount of illiteracy scares even me

sacred mango
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-# I've seen worse examples, those are at least acronyms.

sacred mango
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||*Strangely, this furry gif takes me back... *think ||

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-# been a hot minute since I've seen that specific gif

frank star
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you dont want to see the archives i hold

sacred mango
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Absolutely not kekw
-# I'm too uncultured to remember anyways.

maiden narwhal
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Imagine not knowing who the artist is, couldn’t be me… ||but it absolutely is me, not a dang clue||

sacred mango
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You are? eye

frank star
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pic?... for proof