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they insist, extensively, that they are experiences, to avoid legal repercussions
They are games hosted on a platform it’s a simple concept
I am of the opinion that if they insist that, for legal reasons, they aren't games, then I guess we should honor that notion
They are NOT games, and thus cannot be considered in any games-related discussion.
They are games
No gaming related rewards, no flexing in the gaming space, no consideration outside of their own ecosystem
They compete with watching the paint dry and filing taxes, not steam and epic games
why is fbi investigating steam
video game
/ˈvidēō ˌɡām/
A video game is an electronic, interactive game played by manipulating images on a television, computer monitor, or device screen via an input controller. It uses computer software to create engaging, often narrative-driven experiences, spanning genres from action to simulation. Key elements include visual feedback, user control, and specific goals
that's their choice, not mine!
They testified in court on this I think!
They are a video game by definition
They have lots of internal memos requiring all employees to refer to them as experiences
Don’t care
If they were games, then they would be an app store and I guess apple doesn't like that or something
They are video games
Apps are video games
not sure what your point is
my point is they insist they aren't games
(Apps like game apps not like discord)
and if they want to remove themselves from all gaming conversation then
very well, more pie for steam
They are by definition video games they can try to deny that fact all they want to but the fact remains the same
Calling roblox a game is like calling water fruit juice
Corporations want to dance on definitions then very well I will apply their logic to its utmost extreme
Roblox is not a game
specifically to their expense
Roblox is the platform that hosts the games
In fact I will only honor their definitions when it hurts them
They call friend’s “connections”
they have “connections”
THis gets better by the minute
Connections sounds like something a business person would have not a child
Oh wait Roblox wants the platform to be full of grown men for some reason
CEO refuses to give up on adding dating features

This is besides the point
the point is that roblox doesn't get to compete with actual video games
just pointing out how weird the platform is
they removed themselves from that space
That’s irrelevant
Just because they don’t compete with other games dosent mean they aren’t games
they filed the paperwork, and signed it
They have 0 players, 0 games. Period.
they have video games
Roblox games are games
Very simple stuff no paper work needed
Don’t know what your talking about paper work

Don’t need a paper work to make a video game
Lemme ask you something
If I code model and market an “experience” on Roblox is it not a game
I built it the same way you would build a game
I play it the same way you would a game
Is it not a game?
According to Roblox Legal Team in the lawsuit they won, No.
Just like how lootboxes are surprise mechanics and not gambling according to EA in the lawsuit they won.
Anyways, this is over.

and here I was thinking that "without valid clause" wasn't a thing in the modern world
@snow thistle hey there. Can you please check your dms when you have a minute?
:O they messaged the Great and Powerful Oz Bucky!
I'm sure he's gonna be all over that DM, I bet he wakes up early for it
rip in pepperoni
I'm curious as to what it is about o.o
I can see reasons for my messaging a mod, or random people in the server, but I can't think of a single reason to message Bucky or any of the staff🤔
It feels like messaging a sports mascot asking if you can join the sports team because you hope they can get you passed the official channels and training.
it's probably something like that
"Hi i very much like your game Palworld and would like to use some of its assets in my own game, but due to copyright reasons I need to ask permission first, so I do not get sued"
XD
oh yeah that's the second possibility
So many possibilities...
And only one bucky
He Buck like from kill Bill?
You got that desperate breath, God...
what
You want a woman so bad they can smell it on you
XD
They are like hurricanes, great to look at, but most of the time just plain inconvenient
Just got to move inside the calm center bit
Ruin everything in their path
If you know what I mean...
I feel all men tiptoe around the eye of the storm in hopes they don't see the actual storm.
When lucky, they just end up in the dog house or on the couch when they slip.
Been on the couch a few times eh?
I live in the eye and have convinced myself I can steer the storm from the calm center
There's no calm centre
Also helps being an anchor
You are talking about a twister then. They're all like that when they're young
I've been on the couch only by choice, or accidental falling asleep xD
The last one I were involved with got mad that I were working a lot, I were working one day and I got a wall of angry text breaking up with me because I didn't see her much
I had known her three weeks, am I not supposed to have a job?
Next christmas I got another angry wall of text from her
NEXT christmas, she rings me and asks for a quote to do some decorating, thinking I wouldn't know who she was, then she got angry again at me
THERE'S NO CALM CENTRE
Yup
Sorry but it's mostly true hahaha
Lol! Sample size of one... But also refer to above comment about age
Sample size of one, I have more
But yeah, there's no calm centre
They are off their nut
Once they start losing their looks/value they get smarter
So am I
Good job God
The truth is rarely a source of comfort
No I rather just not watch an incel have a tantrum in the middle of a public discord
grab some yogurt and some popsickle sticks, it's time to cook ice cream.
But that's just my personal preference of course
You don't cook ice cream... It's frozen
Oh yeeeeeaaaaah, I got called an incel on the internet
Creamy soup
are you saying you also don't cook your cereal?
I don't eat cereal...
weak
Grains is what food eats
I'm just gonna leave ya blocked.
Tell me you are a loser without saying it
Outta sight outta mind
Am I blocked too?
Nah ur cool
If I hadn't just finished dinner I would eat some popcorn but I am stuffed
Lol! Uh sure, thanks.


so you eat meat for breakfast?

I have coffee and heavy cream until dinner
Nutritionists banging the desk and screaming at the monitor
No breakfast or lunch
I dunno, a bull is an absolute tank of an animal
It eats grass
sounds like you tire out quickly
300 years of science on human dietary needs and a guy with internet access just says "lol"
Counterpoint, most people know a very. very small fraction of that
I smoke grass instead
well grass into cattle makes sense, as grass can't be digested well by humans, so turning unusable crop into usable protein is good.
I mean steak and eggs is a pretty common breakfast
I've never seen the steak part
Bacon, not steak
I used to bacon and eggs for breakfast but lately I've been just eating one big meal a day
Shiver me timbers
Full english breakfast
Smokin' fat darts
I'm often too full when I get up to eat
Bacon, sausages, eggs, tomato, mushroom, black pudding
And beans
Maybe some little fish
Ewww mushrooms are gross
Sleep driving
When I took a trip overseas, I used to ask everyone to give me the black pudding during breakfast. Love that stuff >.>
Except from that one place, tasted like they put sand in it.
It's nice baked
The British paradox: built an empire on spice trade yet none of it made it to their food
Herbs are better than spices
I'll smoke to that
beans on toast
how do white people in america have more sense in taste then the uk
Melting pot of cultures
What is wrong with beans on toast
Americans are fat because they put syrup and sugar on their bacon
Beans on toast is bloody brilliant m8
Don't call me m8, pal
As a certified british person, beans on toast can get a bit boring again a while
Yeah I have it maybe twice a year haha, hasn't lost it's magic yet
Add pepper
what isint wrong with it
shit should be a war crime
Savage
the uk had the chance to become one of the more diverse cultures when it comes to food via fusion cooking
but they threw it away for beans on toast and fish and chips
I dont want diverse food
classic brit
My favorite is toast sandwich
Simple staples are neat
nasty
I enjoy ketchup sammiches
Fucking GOAT
Realest shit I've heard all day
^ also good
do any of you know what a crape is
14 is too young for offtopic here
No
Crape? No.
Crepe? Yes
Crap with an E?
Crepè
Pancake
I like crepes, too much of a pain to make.
crepes are the better more fancy version of a pancake
Oh. They look too sugary
Try Devilled eggs
its more of a dessert
Doesn't look to good too me, personally
im trying to talk about real food dishes here not devilled eggs
I like them with just a little sugar in the batter.
I don't want powdered sugar on them
You are a monster
They can be filled with meats and other dinner foods too
i have a refined pallet
Crepes aren’t just a desert food
You dont know what that is
i know but they are considerd one
i know the brit isint talking
surpised you know what pepper and salt is
I don't like salt and vinegar
Next you'll be saying you dont drink tea
I do
i dont like tea
Yikes
I put two sugar and milk. Basically the most average tea ever
Ice cold sweet tea with a little mint and lemon
i like juice more
Fair enough
Milk, no sugar, Yorkshire gold or no dice
So says the wanker...
Pardon
You are a bloody wanker m8
I dislike chavs
Chavez?
I'm an upper class brit
Pffft
I think Chavs are the southern Brits with the knives?
And I was told Posh Wankers are the northern 🤔
They are primitives
All Brits are wankers and we are yankers
A chav is what happens to a British person who has no education and is raised by low iq scum
The byproduct of football hooligans mating with crack addict women
Wtf did I just do
Think I accidentally created an event and wondered what the noise was
You are anoising yes
Noid*
B
F
You stole my name and made it twisted
"Ahe ye sure it wazn't me? I jus' smash'd a merc base."
And it killed him?
A boulder peeled off the side, snapped his lines
Sounds like a Darwin award
Actually it was creepy
Maybe one day we'll meet up in heaven...
Now pay attention
On the 31st of May, at 5, I asked him how he was doing, hadn't heard in a while
On the exact day that it happened, at 5, roughly when he would have been climbing after work
Sounds like coincidence more than creepy
A heck of a coincidence
If it was 5 people that all reached out at 5, that would be a hell of a coincidence
There's just something special about me
Clearly...
Indeed
So much so that you feel the need to say so...
A statement of fact, nothing more
Ventricular fibrillation
Nah, just close
I have a riddle
What runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a bank but has no money, goes out to sea without a boat?
I was going to say a generator before you said out to sea
How is Isis+Ra+El involved?
Water
Wait no, specifically a river
The most dangerous life form on earth is the mosquito, what is the second most dangerous?
Wrong
Answer
The answer is humans
Write it on back of your hand
we welsh now
xDDDDDDDDDDd
Copied some of palworld pixel for pixel
Is there a reason for the suspension?
Only if you don't have type o blood. Us ancients don't get bit by mosquitoes
If I recall correctly, mosquitoes tend to have a blood type preference. 
that's not the UK one
-# ||Which explains why for years, I was bitten the most out of my family.||
Yeah I've never had a problem with them. Not even in Costa Rica
Interesting.
What unironnically trusting an AI to direct you with Corporette Espionge gives you:
Alright, done fistfighting the cavemen that invented spoken language to avoid proofreading. Didn't end well. Now I'm gonna fight weather for making me sleepy.
I walk some dogs for my local humane society and I might need to stop. I need to adopt all the dogs there 🥺
I would be so annoyed having to pick up all of their poop
I do it in monster hunter sure, but that's different
Infinite dog cuddles
Take the quiz at https://go.trainwell.net/YongYea to get matched with your personal trainer and start 14 days free!
Pokemon Go was never really a video game. That was always secondary to its primary purpose: data farming. And by using the Pokemon IP and gamifying data collection, they essentially made hundreds of millions of players freely volu...
"Well, ain't dis a squig?"
Sleeping like it worked a grueling 9 to 5 
A horrid shift of being a diva
Oh yeah the AI boom is increasing storage costs too isn't it? Really wish I bought that extra storage earlier, my PC is still scraping its 1.8 Terabyte limit...
Sits on 10Tb hdd intended for NAS servers
Dang gurl u good investment 10 yrs back
sits on 980 TB of Nas storage
hoping the raid doesnt fail anytime soon, should unraid all of it into seperated
My next best bet is to become a famous author so I can afford more RAM. So in the meantime I guess I should invest in a UV lamp so I don't become sleepy during Spring storms.
glad I got a 4TB external drive the year before everything went to shite
My NVME SSD is dying 
It has around 8% health left
Yeah nand sucks right now man, im hoping the new glass plate drives become a more mainstream thing thats actually affordable disc storage
Cause I dont really need all this drive storage if I had a reliable archiving item instead, I dont access it that often
Its a pladder of glass, it cant cost that much
What brand should I NOT buy
All of them suck equally right now tbh
There are faults across all nand fabs
And kingston is relatively new on the market in ssd since all they used to do was sd card storage
So im not really sure how reliable they are, I dont use sd card storage that often to know
I think my PC is running some Kingston RAM, lemme double check
Oh PCs don't actually check the RAM specs, so I'd need to disassemble it to check. Too lazy to do that, nevermind.
Cpu-z can give you detailed info on your system
I also use kingston ram, ram is a bit harder to screw up since the way its made it practically lasts near forever
Valid.
The worst part in this all is the fact we not be able to buy any storage or ram by next year, so cherish what you have and keep it conditioned (the availability is just ass)
Damn, you might almost have enough storage to rent a New York Apartment for a month after selling it all

All that storage and it sits empty
At least my nas is 70% full
https://youtube.com/shorts/qRI558aQCGI?is=-UPE3RBLIRmWPBdu on pricing regards..this is the reason your ram and storage is inflated
Artificial intelligence is quietly driving up RAM prices worldwide.
Every AI-generated video, image, and large language model response runs on massive data centers packed with GPUs and high-bandwidth memory (HBM). Training modern AI models requires thousands of chips working simultaneously — each loaded with expensive server-grade memory.
Te...
It's always the cats
I find it funny a south park game is on the switch, but some people censor their games to release it there
Iirc SamSung is the most reliable manufacturer, just good luck getting their stuff
Mister reliable fucked their 980 pro drives , published a update to fix them but can't rma the existing broken drives
And the firmware update just stops the error from continuing, doesnt fix the existing ones that broke part the nand
Their "legal defense" response was along the lines of "Shit happens when you mass produce something"
This is why i dont update hardware drivers except for the gfx and my jbl headset
Well a driver aint massproduced though
I got a 18 yo samsung ssd still kicking strong
As a loyal customer of Samsung Smartphones, yeah I probably wouldn't rate them very high on reliability.
I mean they're not awful, but you never know when they'll accidentally hand you a grenade instead of a pocket computer.
Then i guess their qa has sunk
Most of the tech industry is there tbh.
Budgetcuts goes somewhere
Hoping the weather clears up soon where I'm at. Finally got around to proofreading a mostly finished chapter only for it to be difficult to actually look at the screen 'cus my eyes are so heavy.
Projectors are great for that
Alas, not enough room.
Just project on your neighbors house xd
True, they won't mind reading my resume-padding fanfiction while they sleep.
They aint using the wall when sleep
Alas, walls have windows
Imagine it lines up perfectly to slip just the least convenient part of a paragraph onto their wall.
Is it wall with windows or windows with wall?
That would be amazing
Hmm... for where I'm at, wall with windows. If we were talking the least exposed rich people apartments though, window with walls.
Sometimes I look at super expensive penthouse suites in cities and wonder if the people who live there know what clean air tastes like.
They dont
If you want clean air leave the city
I recently left suburbia for rural.
Smaller apartment than previous but built by socialsts in the 50s
Whole thing is concrete and asbestos but amazing planning.
Oh yeah, I've heard of structures like that. Surprisingly economical.
I'm technically in a city, but it's a small farming town so the spring breeze still tastes like rain.
They beat modern stuff thats for sure
Well, got a bit of proofreading done at least. The whole chapter was written while tired due to weather, so a lot of reworking and reconsidering needed done. But I'd best go to sleep before this current roadblock gets worse. Have a nice night everyone.
heavy eyes, what are you, an biblically accurate anime girl
They start too much trouble
this does not surprise me
Is next one named Pickmon_GE
The “_UK” one is still up.
They got sniped, that’s hilarious
did they not have an original one before this?
We've been snowed in....
pocketpair didn't make that game, but the average idiot probably doesn't know better
and Team Cherry said they enjoy it when people make 'Hollowlikes' and see what others come up with
but the average idiot doen't care
It's me. I'm the average idiot.
I sadly get a bit of motion sickness from watching the trailer.
so the game might not be playable for me.
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome?
Wut?
Well, it's Elon Musk's Twitter, so... Yeah. That accounts for quite a bit of the userbase.
I don't think it has to do with the platform that that guy is single brain celled
Nah, since Musk took over, it's been a bigger cesspool than usual due to his hands-off-but-not-really moderation.
Pedos on there are bolder than usual
my timeline is just filled with Bulbasaur Gyaru at the moment
Pray it stays that way.
I mean I know how the algorythm works, so I'm not really affected by politics
Happy St Patrick's Day to everywhere except Newfoundland and Labrador! 💚🍀
Pocketpair's biggest fan.
Tweets more about Palworld and Pocketpair than we do.
2+ years of dedicated reeeeeeing

As bad as some gacha community
I don't really think that account is any particular game "fan". Just says the opposite of what everyone else does for views on Twitter.
There are tons of accounts like that 🤷♂️
Who cares
Let em whinge
When I say you’ll be shocked by how big Palworld 1.0 is, what I mean is that we’ve increased the amount of times people ask “when update” by 1000%.
Quoting Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)
︀
Palworld 1.0 is going to be massive.
︀︀
︀︀Pocketpair publishing lead John "Bucky" Buckley says:
︀︀
︀︀"Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted"
︀︀and "people will be shocked" at how big it is.
pretty sure with 20 fps update when coming bomb update
I mean FPS doesn't matter, when the optimal way to play Monster Hunter Wilds is 40fps.
Bucky will write a 10-pages changelog
watch if there's some weird inconsistency being found in Palworld and the optimal fps to play at is like 43fps because you get more damage tick procs
I wonder how the game behaves when the whale starts attacking
If 1.0 completely fixes pals, NPCs and players clipping into walls then that’s pretty big
loving the memes coming out of this
Yeah
explain
this one explain this one
I mean they technically fixed base navigation by making pals be able to clip through your walls and objects more easily.
so do you want worse navigation but less clipping?
When she grows up: https://fixupx.com/i/status/2033923022524993634
I saw that
I wasn't a big fan but it's growing on me
Fun colors 
Mirror?
Not bad rusty
👀 Blacephalon
You might want to switch up your meds or dosage
I like turtles 💀 https://fixvx.com/altades_art/status/2033708110674604378?s=46&t=NG_RK-YGZh4cqAL8KwPTEw
I just don’t want pals I want to catch to clip through the floor is all
What would Cuphead look like with DLSS5 on?
Old news. They got a new account.
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the xbox store also has had personal surveillance pricing way before playstation had it.
Ah yes from EN to UK
3rd time posted today, let’s see when 4 shows up 
They say you win a prize at the 4th time

And that voice actor!
https://fixvx.com/discussingfilm/status/2033651761659965905?s=46&t=NG_RK-YGZh4cqAL8KwPTEw
First trailer for the ‘SEKIRO’ anime series.
Coming soon to Crunchyroll.
Wish I had gotten an AMD card all those years ago instead
feel good for getting a amd gpu
even a couple years ago i could see where nivida was going amd all the way baby
who’s to say it doesn’t become required in the future
I love how each time they post about this the media praises it even more
The next news post will be like "beloved Palworld/Pokemon-like Pickmon has been delisted from steam"
Pickmon is breaking new ground in the gaming industry
"Innovative GOTY contender Pickmon issued cease and desist by hostile law firm amid vitriolic backlash from vocal minority"
I heard Pickmon has been nominated for an Emmy
The only think its breaking is the law 
@Pirat_Nation I checked the steam page.
︀︀They made a new one. 😂
︀︀
︀︀x.com/PickMon_UK
**👁️ 619 **
getting clowned
Those who call for silence and use justice as a shield from crime should get neither.
they’re ignoring the giant unofficial Mega Meganium in the room
Real easy to demand people play legal when you're in the court of lawlessness
i think they should release first, then they can be bullied properly
You just want to steal the assets again don't you
If i don't, how will you return them home
Huge conspiracy idea. Pokemon hired Pickmon to make Palworld look bad in the legal battle and use Pickmon as an example of why they should win.
I’m not entirely certain as to why they went with mounts unless they just really wanted to hit Palworld deep in its core game design
I swear someone else said this exact thing some days ago, or something similar to it. Can’t find it tho
I only just thought of it but it is not a bad idea.
I have not been looking at the situation much
I joked about this the other day, but then such theories are starting to show up…
No no… it’s a terrible idea. I’m just a bit amazed that it came up again as a serious take
whoever else said it was joking with it
It was you Kyran? Damn I’m getting old
What I’m referring to
Pokemon has become a very big company with much to lose. It is not beyond an investor or someone else with in the companies purview or get another small company to make something like this. I mean I heavily doubt that is what is going on but it is a possibility.
Given the nature of the existing lawsuit, there is nothing I’ll peg as beneath these people. 
Nothing is beneath Nintendo.
I've seen it at least 5 times so far
Actually Nintendo headquarters is in the core of the earth, the surface structure is a front for a luxury handbag smuggling operation
Conspiracy
Iirc earliest instance is one of the lawsuit-tubers bringing the idea up
Also go to a hospital, you’re on crack, seriously drugs kill man
I mean, what if thats true 😄
It isn't
If it were true, I’d leave palworld, and I have over 5k hours in this game
You need a new hobby
I heard someone claiming that this was a marketing stunt and when you try to download pickmon, it actually plays more than just pals, but even that theory is dead because of the X account
Nope
(Cause it doesn’t exist)
The bar for them is a trip and fall hazard in Hell.
This might be
Quite possibly.
The most ridiculous thing I have ever read
And it just might get us all killed
would you say it looked bad? I mean we have seen things in palworld that could've been less closer to pokemon so yea 😄
Ok panda the hedgehog
Pocketpair knows that they couldn’t get away with blatant copying
I swear its happening on purpose now
And they’re definitely above stealing fan designs
thank you.
even I wouldn't say something like that.
It’s fucking stupid
Pickmon is an imaginary game; we all just imagined it at the same time with the same vision
Pickmon is as much a game as that one infamous AI cat 'game' was a game.
I honestly forgot about that thing
Welcome to the Wonderful World of Catly!
Join your furry companions to explore, craft, and build the island of your dreams. Meet a variety of cats and charming characters, invite island residents, pets, and even your friends to visit, live and host fun parties here. Explore freely and have endless fun with your cats!…
To be announced
Cats?
they still have those fake quotes on there, and it's still on steam.
there used to be a link to some 3rd party scam march store as well, which was removed pretty quickly
ohh, you know what that’s starting to ring a bell
these are all just people trying to get bought by some other AI investment company to make money, playing Hot-potato with fake assets
I feel like there was another AI game someone published that was all about cats 
it all slops together so much I find it hard to remember
Most of the internet is cat videos so AI is probably more familiar with cats than most other things.
do you mean Inzoi? the like Sims4 clone, that was using AI to create like textures for furniture and walls etc.
It was bad, and I have never heard something since it's launch.
Inzoi! Yeah that was it
I got chu
All I can recall was that it was mad ugly
Bingo is legal gambling
📑 Translated from Japanese
【What Day Is It Today?】 On March 18, 2017, "Monster Hunter Double Cross" was released. It's the 9th anniversary this year www.famitsu.com/article/202603/68495 The upgrade version of "Monster Hunter Cross," released in 2015, with a massive addition of "titled" monsters. The steam explosion of the ferocious Diablos leaves a lasting impression. #MHXX #MHXXNS
Original text
【今日は何の日】
︀︀2017年3月18日『モンスターハンターダブルクロス』が発売。今年で9周年
︀︀www.famitsu.com/article/202603/68495
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︀︀2015年発売『モンスターハンタークロス』のアップグレード版で、“二つ名”モンスターが大量に追加。鏖魔ディアブロスの水蒸気爆発は印象深い。
︀︀
︀︀#MHXX #MHXXNS
Monster Hunter Dos Ekis
Hot take all forms of organized gambling should be illegal
If only they brought the good ol' classic map from MHFU to PC......
Or MHGU to PC.
The peel is where all the fiber is at
How EVERYONE reacted to the NVIDIA DLSS 5 controversy.
vid: https://youtu.be/f5IfTvyb_OY
The best part of proofreading is see the most disgusting run-on sentence of your life and realizing that cleaning that paragraph is gonna be easy.
My mental state
Dude, wtf
I wonder if Dumud Gild even registers the seasons changing
What is this NVDIA DLSS 5 ruckuss about ? Is the filtering really bad ? From untrained eyes they look the same but add more details .
It kinda replaces the entire art direction and graphical style of a game with just generic photorealism and doesn't to a particularly great job
it's only superficially good, in their most pristine and perfect footage, and they needed two graphics cards to acquire it
one to render the actual game, and a second to run the filtering algorithm
Ah...so it not enchance the original art but replace it with something else ?
Welp , need 2 cards for that , like those scam business
Realism vs Artistic Style. it homogenizes every game's look when it is turned on. It also has a tendency to change characters' appearances, and do what it does somewhat poorly in more confusing renders.
So yeah, I am giving this a hard pass.
photo realistic pal 
Lemme get the official promotional footage for ya
So, yeah, not really pleasant to look at.
🔦 NVIDIA DLSS 5 Spotlight 🔦
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︀︀NVIDIA DLSS 5 is coming to Resident Evil Requiem. DLSS 5 infuses pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials to bridge the gap between rendering and reality in Raccoon City.
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︀︀Learn more → www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/news/dlss5-breakthrough-in-visual-fidelity-for-games
I will suppliment a video from YongYea. He shows some rather ridiculous renders with DLSS5.
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Everyone'll tell you how bad it is. It looks like the characters got replaced by their stunt doubles. I will personally add, however, that it also clobbers the lighting and color pallet, making everything brighter and less saturated.
Ohh, Gorkin' Zog...
That's gonna be in my nightmares for quite some time. 🤮
I sincerely apologize. And yet I will not rescind my message.
@rustic basin
Well, don't stop now. Keep going!
Nah I don't know any other good examples, unless someone wants to compare Jolthog Cryst to Sonic.
Make sure we ridicule this faulty DLSS to Zog and back!
The Sonic from the first movie to be specific. You know, the one they got bullied about.
basically, instead of just generating intermediate frames to "boost frame rates", they're trying to add a filter or something over the base image to "enhance" the graphics VIA AI, and... it looks about as good as you expect it to... horridly
They abandoned the whole frame-gen nonsense ?
And homogenized across all games. Super Mario looks absolutely stupid. Realistic textures on flat surfaces is the result.
Yeah. This is a shining example of how not to use data sorting algorithms. And you can tell by how much word salad they put in their official tweet.
"DLSS 5 infuses pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials to bridge the gap between rendering and reality"
Those are certainly words that can be used. One might even argue each individually has a meaning.
I have my own DLSS 5 meme c:
Share it, if you would be so kind
Just have to get it to work, since I can't share images here too well
DLSS 5 off: DLSS 5 on:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1274000247835721779/1483597280304042206/image0.jpg?ex=69bb2b23&is=69b9d9a3&hm=c582d2c3cc9a2104152bc7c9904721b7d3ff5a9b9f1dc2cc35eec5f08094f3cb&=&format=webp https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1274000247835721779/1483597346058145966/IMG_2994.jpg?ex=69bb2b33&is=69b9d9b3&hm=e5e93275a6ba7e9271046f4576ff297966642fecd618684098eb3c7afa0471c3&=&format=webp&width=1280&height=960
Put it in Off-Topic Memes.
I still hate the look of the new starters. They're so... bland. And the lizard's ugly.
I love having a pombon in real life
I got so excited when I first saw it... now I have little Maisie as a pokemon!
Just hate that I have to soft reset for a female if I get unlucky 😵💫
Just learning that Spotify has some songs having their music videos tied to them. WHAT!! https://open.spotify.com/track/38kP4l7TkoY44Vyr42J9FD?si=AVmduSD6RCCNN8E8mODTlQ
Tbh the lizard is my least fave, I adore pombon and the bird is cute too
What the fuck is that
It's from the 2019 Cats movie!
Many people would've been happier without the reminder of that movie's existence
no that's on top
frame generation is faking an arbitrary value whilst introducing input lag and ghosting onto objects.
No matter where you are, we’ve got you covered. Fortnite is back on Google Play.
Available everywhere Thursday, March 19.
I’m surprised that even worked 
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I know their skin must be extra prune-like when they get out of the water
The giraffe backs away like it knew that was NOT a good thing
Holy cow it truly is Concord 2
Id prefer if I had a reference point on people working on it so I know what to avoid
Avoid Apex Legends.
Now I have to guess 

I dont even play Apex, generally, online shooters dont lure me in
Highguard is an interesting case, I didn’t think it was a console first game but PlayStation had the most players by 2x, then it was Xbox and Steam was last.
But the trajectory was the same on all platforms.
i is in the games credits
That implies I have the game then
Psn barely gets games worth looking at, especially free ones, people oughta have tried it at least
They clearly spoke too soon.
I guess it did matter...
Two million players bounced off.
so... here is a funny btw
what is highguard?
cause i not heard about it before it died
Some pretentious hero shooter
aaah so a another one for the pile
With battlefield sized maps for 6 players
Just a strange game
Were it not of objectives youd never find each other on these maps
It combined a bunch of genres but took out the fun parts of each
And ends in a sweaty ass 3v3 after like 50 minutes
on a Palworld server
supermario bros 3
like the industry needs to cool it with the “made by the devs of ______” approach
A game im not multiplayering and undependant of it
funny thing is that it is not the developers fault.
its their fking managers
It always is
how many thousands of devs have been laid off in the last few years for making a game their team didn’t specialize in or was known for
Chaotic co-op city builder Overthrown is now available as a full release with a major new airship update!
Play now in Game Preview and Game Pass for Xbox and PC!
https://www.xbox.com/games/store/overthrown/9mt5ksv3rcwd
In Overthrown, you'll lift and throw anything as you build and manage your kingdom in this chaotic city builder for 1-6 playe...
but it's only available through download.
unless you play Palworld the Boardgame
yeah I knew I had that on ignored on steam
doesn't look like much has changed from it going into early access
A game that isn't afraid of having fun
I don't like it when games are made for fun.
Let those kitties out! They need to be crazy all over the house!
how would you even make money from fun?
you can't put a price tag on that. you can't monetize people having fun.
Literally why Jeff Kaplan quit Blizzard. 
El jefe
Donkey Kong Country is life.
I replayed DKC2 a year or so ago, and I was amazed at how my younger self ever managed to clear that game. Hot damn… the last few levels were nuts
Yeah, DKC2 is still one of the best platformer games ever.
I miss milkdrop
Still dead
😔
That only works for stuff you have.
damn... that hits in the feels
Yeah, it resurfaced rather recently but it was a scam
I got Windows media player working too, with skins included from the old bygone era
good afternoon 
Winamp forever
obligatory grooveshark memorial 
I am thinking of going back to buying music and just using the traffic cone
I liked spotify for helping me find a buncha nice bands, but it's over
Best way to support your favorite artist aside from live shows/merch
Lol. My wife was just complaining about my IT dept. She wants to hop on Pandora... But my IT guys won't let us stream YouTube music anymore... "Takes too much bandwidth" schmucks...
Idk artists still sell music cds here
Only problem is finding a discman that doesnt cost 200$ to play it
Lol all my cars are old enough to have cd decks
https://asset.conrad.com/media10/isa/160267/c1/-/hr/1582601_BB_00_FB/image.jpg some new companies have tried to enter the retro market on that regard but the supply isn't that great
At least the cheaper shit that will last you a year at most
This one is like 20ish bucks
It'll last until the battery dies. Portable=disposable
Are they from the 2000's?
Since when is bandwidth an issue?
pay £25 a month for fibre and you'll be lucky if you ever have a bandwidth issue
I'd guess most of them are Y2K survivors
Back in the computer great depression days
if streaming youtube gives you bandwidth issues you need to talk to your isp
They selling you dial up packaged as broadband
I know... And it was a lofi hip-hop channel
Not streaming in 4KUltra
I think they just want to feel the power over us since we are the only real power users they have
Likely they are not competent
Or
They have older than the hills higher ups telling them what to do
I still have win 10 on my work laptop if that tells you anything
Old, OLD men who grew up without the internet and youtube sounds like french to them
So they just say "no youtube" not knowing what it is
Want to hear something funny about a 47 year old boss I had?
He used three laptops to send 1 invoice to customers
First they nixed it from the TV in the office... Then we'd stream from our laptops now YouTube says no Internet access... But my buddy in parts still watches YouTube on break... Like WTF
I've got two laptops... One I got admin on and the other is the one that is allowed on the network
Old tech used replaceable batteries
The guy had a usb stick right, he takes it out of his megger tester and plugs tester into one laptop via ethernet cable
Uses that laptop to put the file on a usb disc
Puts that into a second laptop, and uses software to convert the file to pdf
Puts it on the usb drive again, and transfers the pdf to a third laptop, which is so old it takes 10 mins to boot up
Uses third laptop to send the pdf via email to customer
O.o
He did that every fuckin time he had to send a customer electrical test results
We went through that ritual several times a week
Sounds like a touch of the 'tism to me
We can't say that anymore
Wow, most boomers I’ve worked with would print out an email to scan it as a PDF to forward it to somebody else.
He's "on the spectrum"
Spectrum was probably what he thought a pc is
Why didn't he put all the software on one laptop?
I don't know
Life=disposable these days
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⚰️
🗑️
Coffin basket
Six feet under? Nah, just throw him in the dumpster
But I want to be fired out of a cannon into the sun!
Can't believe it is almost time to go home... Where did the day go?
It went home
Good riddance
MGM w/DLSS 5
We're back with what you need - 45 minutes of back-to-back game announcements with zero fluff.
︀︀World premieres. Gameplay reveals. Release dates.
︀︀No hosts. No ads. Just games.
︀︀Be there April 9th - 9am PDT / noon EDT / 6pm CEST.
Why are companies on there twice?
Gotta fill the template somehow 
Maybe it’s a matching game
must be doppelgangers
maybe more than 1 game announcement?
Guys make sure if you need to step away after leaving a den that you PAUSE THE GAME
NVIDIA's DLSS 5 announcement at GTC 2026 surprised even the studios featured in its showcase.
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︀︀Developers from Ubisoft and Capcom reportedly learned about the full generative AI details at the same time as the public.
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︀︀"We found out at the same time as the public," said one Ubisoft developer.
I will always be amused by how Grace plain looks like a different person with it turned on.
Just 8 years more
Not again
8 more years… imagine
I’ll be waiting tho. I really hope the combat/menus/everything else is a LOT improved compared to Skyrim
The mobile app is still a buggy broken PoS
Is it? I almost exclusively use the mobile app, seems fine
It works ok for me
It bugs out all the time for me
I like the idea of going back at least.
That palumba animation recently posted? It lags the phone to death if i play it on discord
Chat breaks and shows on half the screen for whatever reason and i have to close and open the app again
That sounds like your phone
I have changed phones twice already
I get this one too
The same issues continue to happen.
Ohhhhhh ya know what… my chat bugs out too sometimes
it’s so rare that I let it go
I only have issues when I search through the gif picker and there are like 10 gifs onscreen at once
On different devices, by different companies with different Android versions
sometime OS is bugged for discord?
No other chat app breaks like this one
Ok?
Ok
You bet.
I get many glitches on the mobile app.
The most annoying one is when I try to swipe to see members in a server and instead I reply to some message. There is no way that was intentional >.>
Shhhh
Are they gonna bring back swiping to user list?
Basically made the member list impossible to see
I am pretending to know how to do sarcasm
They said twice they were bringing it back and didn't do it.
Yes
Discord is a gd liar
Huh? You can swipe where it says off-topic for users
Not like bringing up the members list is a challenging task, just takes two clicks instead of one swipe
Could. 
This is like “copilot is good” tier
nooo copilot wrote a 5-minute python script to rename a bunch of files for me!!! it's so good guys!!!

Saved you 5 entire minutes? Progress.
tbf it would be pretty amazing for me as I can write no python and a 5 minute script would more likely take me 3 hours
although after those 3 hours I would know python so

Pretty much the basics
Good luck
Coding is annoying
Programming is so monotonous. Programming is so monotonous. Programming is so monotonous.
I like programming
Programming is so much more fun than the stuff I learned in school, chillruru
I don't know very much actual programming but there's a particular joy in giving the machine instructions and watching it go
This, chill
Go my legion of wires, my armada of ones and zeroes
"I'm a compiler and you have a syntax error"
Ok, where?
"In this highlighted block"
Don't see it
"it's there"
Copy the code, close compiler, paste it into a new compiler instance, no syntax error
I realize someone could say the same thing for an AI model, chill
You are not a real programmer, chill, you are a gaming journalist who wants to make their own game
I mean I'm sure the scientists who made AI enjoyed doing all that work making it and watching it barely form coherent sentences
Actually, chill, this is very fair
I think I've said this before? but ever since I had any grasp of the concept, I've always wanted to go into advanced AI programming and research
The fact it forms anything resembling a sentence is a step
I doubt it can ever really be intelligent
Machines could do so so much more if they could have flexible and critical thinking skills of organics, and there are so many good things that can come from it that definitely at the time seemed like pure fantasy
I've never really given up on that dream, I think there is a perfect future to be found through artificial intelligence, true artificial intelligence
and this is why i am so incredibly hostile to the likes of chatGPT because I see it as a sham and perversion of that dream
I mean, chill, the machine does exactly what it's programmed to do
Intuition and imagination doesn't grow on motherboards
There's nothing beautiful about that abomination anymore
It doesn't even have a purpose and if it did that purpose is one that must never be fulfilled
And it magically grows on blobs of thoughtless proteins?
Maybe
What, because the proteins weren't made by a machine, they are capable of thought, but silicon is not because it was?
You have to acknowledge that life is something special
Life is the individual, chill, and of the individual
Silly! Nonsense!
Sapience is a result of complexity and, on some level, a desire to be more than mere complexity
At one point does a living organism stop being an organic machine programmed to simply survive, and start being a sapient being with truly independent thought?
I doubt anything can be alive when it's nothing but a set of instructions that play out by manipulation of a flip state between 1 and 0
I do not think the material of the machine, or the origin of its construction, bear any weight
Can you believe it, guys? Steel Ball Run just a day away. Steel Ball Run is in a day. Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Steel Ball Run just a day away. Oh, wow. can you believe it? Steel Ball Run just in a day. It got here so fast!
And neurons are just electrical pulses
Cells are just state pairs read as instructions and carried out to their full extent
And all of those state pairs are basically identical between every cell in an organism
That may be, but nothing programmed those, they are not machines
If we think of the human brain as a computer, chill, it's theoretically possible to replicate those processes, but the complexity would be to such a high degree that the power draw is very likely not worthwhile.
At some point all of those state pairs, all of those organic 1s and 0s, at some point their interconnected density and complexity produces critical thought
You'll have more luck getting a toaster thats alive
Abstract concepts that transcend those state pairs, that rise above that original programming
even if they are still ultimately shaped, by that programming
That's the thing with GenAI in its current state, chill, the power draw is very high and does not give much results that actually innovate.
Even the simplest of life has a will that many times more complex machines do not have
false
They are programmed by their conditions
They scatter a million different variations of the same program, and the failed copies do not replicate
By this process, the most successful program is enabled to copy itself, to spread and mutate and adapt more and more, until every environment is populated by units of the theoretically most optimized programming possible
The component that makes them alive is not yet understood
I mean you can definitely believe in a "soul" but I do not think the universe is that interesting
We see base chemicals imitate the properties we see of living organisms
Is that what we call entropy, chill?
There's a force present that gives animated matter the will to act
Whatever you want to call it
It is the sheer, overwhelming density and robust interconnectness that makes organic life exhibit the personality that transcends its DNA
The entropy of the process of creation, chill, is probably what creates that will
That's probably why we don't understand it, chill
And what of simple, single celled organisms
Just as it is the sheer overwhelming density of stars and planets and dust and echoes that makes the universe as beautiful as it is when we see the night sky
No I think there is more to it
We need to save Private Dustin Echoes, chill
Isolate one star and it is nothing special
Rip it apart and all there is is just hydrogen and maybe some helium
Take a cluster of stars, and they just look the same
But when you look at the night sky, what you are struck by is an otherworldly beauty, a work of art that sadly isn't as visible in most places people live, due to light pollution
There's no divine force that makes it that pretty, there's no greater story, it simply is
We know exactly what a living cell is made up of, down to each molecule, down to dna or rna structure, and yet despite all efforts, nobody has created a living cell
If all it takes is the sum of it's parts, it should be easy
I'm pretty sure we have, actually!
Cloning is still a pretty new technology, but I believe we have created genetically engineered organisms
That's not pure creation
They're all slight alterations of existing DNA sequences but they are created from nothing but base proteins
Close but no cigar
Moving the ball!
In any case, that's why I want modern "AI" to die, they are obstructions to a better future
They are at best wastes of time, and at worsts roko's basilisk
Good talk
But I also want to be taken seriously when I say I go into AI research!
I don't want people to point and laugh like "haha this idiot makes chatbots"
it'll die off when companies run out of hardware for data storage
Maybe it's projection but it's what I would do if someone said they're a researcher at openAI
BAHAHAHA THIS IDIOT MAKES CHATBOTS LMAO
and I also don't want to ACTUALLY make chatbots
That's been their primary use so far
I'd rather read hefty documentation than use ChatGPT, chill, because at least I'll be able to learn some other things in the process
I would like to trust an AI to summarize needlessly long things like ToS documents and huge documents I don't want to read but need to know about
But I cannot trust the current stock of AI
Too many privacy and...sicophancy concerns

i really don't want sam altmann knowing what I'm reading
and I'd like not to hand google the same on a platter
and like
What if it does just make something up?
How would I know, except by reading it through myself???
And at that point why did I even ask the AI???

I am all for uses with AI that benefit society as a whole. Google created an AI a while back to research the best crystalline structures for uses in solid state batteries. After a few days, it whittled down the combinations until it was left with 5 promising candidates. This is the kind of AI usage I will get behind all the way.
What I will not get behind is the usage of AI to dumb down people (ChatGPT), replace human workers for inferior quality (Duolingo and so may more), making a mockery out of artistic style (Nvidia DLSS5), Spying and profiling people (which a lot of governments are doing), and having the ability to make the jobs of bad actors easier (too many examples to count). Let's not forget it has a very high error rate, and when it goes wrong, it fails spectacularly.
AI is an impressive technology, but it is implemented in far too many ways that detracts from society even down to the individual level, taking their critical thinking and throwing it out the window. To this, I say "I would like to keep using my brain, thank you very much."
Ai is cool, generative isn't
I heard it being called "regurgitative AI", and they are not wrong. 😆
It is also purely logical and comes to non politically correct conclusions
So it gets attacked and banned a lot
Actually it's not purely logical at all
It'll swallow crime statistics and say x group of people with this characteristic sets commit the most crime, so they have to go
It mimics human behavior, it copies our lingual patterns, and thus it copies our biases
A machine is only as good as its data and it must be remembered what data AI is trained on
All the ones that have had unfettered Internet access turn into supervillains
It digests the biased, misleading statistics that we have created, and computes them as if they were genuine
And That is the main reason AI tends to go wrong.
Like those crime statistics are the result of a subconscious bias in police that led to disproportionate recognition of activity in one area, and when it gets flattened into summarized statsitics, the gap in monitoring becomes an anomalous sinkhole in data which requires a very keen eye to spot as what it is
It also doesn't help it places getting a resolution above all else, no matter how faulty it is.
The AI cannot perceive this, and assumes the data is accurate, because its other option is even worse (making things up)
Haha, this chatbot has learned she does not want to reproduce herself 
Oh shit the Chatbots got pronouns now? The copper rights movement must be stopped
So, I don't wanna be that guy...
Buuuuuuut iirc toph is a minor in the actual show, so... Idk why they boobed her up in this art
Hoepfully I'm just over thinking here
idk, chill, seems about reasonable
Toph looks pretty awesome in that new Avatar fighting game
shes portrayed in 3 stages of her age in the show, child, mom in flashbacks and old grandma
this one feels in her teens
which we only see in snippets of the "would be manga"
And shes as flat as a board
so idk where this came from





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