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Banging into the walls like a Half-Life NPC with no node graph
An artificial moon
Actually any moon
Luna is a satellite, as is any asteroid that miraculously sticks around in orbit
A small unit in a system or organization that is managed or controlled by a larger, often centrally located unit.
honestly i just thought a satellite was some kind of weird car rich people drive
"While the entire seafloor has been mapped using data collected from satellites"
Again
We have satellites in orbit
They have sensors, they were able to collect d complete map of the entire ocean because they can see almost half the planet at once
They are not that good
ik
This map isn't very high resolution compared to the sonar we have on ships
But is a map
whatever you say man
Yes, apparently
red incorrect buzzer noise
So i can smear paint on a oaper then i can claim it is a low res map of the universe
Before the Polaris program the idea of any satellite seeing anything from space in detail was probably considered insane
That was like the 60s
Technology is awesome
If you don't believe me then what is your entire source
It's the same paragraph as you quoted
Where do you think the shapes on maps and globes even comes from
Most of the ocean mapping has been done for or by the us/soviet submarines
The satelite maps are quite useless still
Do you think Google maps is just an artist's interpretation??
Uhh
Maybe it is
Printers and pens?
we can see land and map the top layer of oceans?
how did people navigate before gps with there feelings
yes. actually
how did people map places without google maps
they looked at the stars and used some very basic instruments to tell direction.
Oh that was a chore... you have no idea how many goats i had to sacrefice on the hood of my car
Me when I want to swim in the pool but the cold war hasn't escalated to a point of submarine warfare in it and therefore no maps exist
Did you at least wash the car afterwards? I can only imagine how horrifyingly..... sticky.... your car would be.
I would rather swim in a pool without Maps than one with them.
The pool is tiny and shallow, you can map it with a mk1 eyeball and also get a good glimpse into the biology
The only evidence that we don't have the sea floor mapped is that you don't think it's possible
i never said its not possible..
I sadly couldn't fit a submarine in my bathtub.
It is possible, it just havent been done
Well i don't think ai can make images so I guess someone hand drew all those terrible memes
Sealanes and major geography is mapped
The rest is not
the most we have is a ruff outline of what we think it looks like based on readings from places near it
You will invite the very explicit statement that it has been done, that they have done it
Because I don't think the technology is there
Therefore it isn't
My basis for this claim is that we obviously aren't ai generating images
And I support this by saying we can only hueshift using Photoshop
Your efinition of mapping is to look at ayers rock and then claim we know all of australia
???
A map is a map, I'm not saying we have a complete account of every molecule I'm saying we have a complete contagious map of the sea floor
O
Or rather I am pointing out that the NOAA says that
Obviously most of the sea is unknown in terms of what's specifically there but we have a there on the map
Again, you look at ayers rock and state we know all of australia because the rock is on the map
I wonder if there has been much mapping of the ocean under the ice caps? I imagine that's pretty difficult if you're a research vessel rather than a nuclear-powered submarine.
I believe we've determined the full topography of Antarctica under the ice
Using like gravity distortions and stuff
Those are well mapped by boomer subs, but secret due to military needs.
Ice is less dense than rock so you can determine how much of the ground is ice by measuring gravity to a crazy precision
Ah, that's interesting. I wasn't sure if satellites could penetrate the ice to scan, so we would need more up-close methods.
And once again
Satellites can feel gravity, all the way in space
Though I imagine a lot of the measurements were taken on the ground...er, on the ice
Man, they really hate us lazy millennial subs. :p
Like we know of a huge depression because gravity is a teensy bit weaker, which means that area is mostly ice
Fascinating stuff
Well they got nukes, so they do not want to bump into shit while playing cat and mouse with the enemy
A huge depression? Does that mean that I would be easily detectable? lol
I know subs operating under thick ice can determine just how thick the ice is so they can identify possible spots to surface
Most cases of depression are undiagnosed
Unfortunately my genius generates a gravity that throws off all readings in North America
True, military sonar is insanely powerful. I hear it causes harm to whales due to how disruptive it can be.
Trawlers are equally disruptive
I suppose so. They would be looking out for schools of fish with sonar?
And cliffs so their nets dont tear
Remember how someone in the UK wanted to build a nuclear power plant but then the government forced them to waste hundreds of millions on a fish disco to protect the water intake
I've watch stuff on tv about trawlers, it's crazy what they go through to make a living and provide food for people. I'm sure I couldn't hack it out there.
Meanwhile fish can casually swim through hydroelectric turbines
Only to find out that disco was dead and all the fish were into raves at that point? lol
Then you have the worst ones that are the mining trawlers
They rip up the ocean floor for ore nodules and with their removal change the chemistry in the water often killing the local biosphere
It oughta be illegal
I did not know fish can swim through steam
The mining, or my jokes? :p
The mining
People mine internet cables for copper too, illegal, sure, but who's gonna go after them
The ocean floor has all kinds of stuff we don't understand it's irresponsible to tear it up like that
"I've hit a pure Myspace deposit, it's old, but it's still good"
Mostly germanium now in those forbidden rainbows xd
Y'know, waking up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and looking on the Palworld Discord and finding unhinged discussion here was an odd choice, but quite rewarding. It's going to bite me in the backside later when I'm too tired to human properly.
So you are in monday setting
I think my life is an eternal Monday morning. lol
Don't be Teknomagnus, get your full allocation of sleep, people. 😄
Personally, I think it's inconsiderate that we are trying to map the ocean floor and the ocean has the audacity to keep altering itself with geological movement like magma vents and continental drift and stuff.
I don’t remember the last time I had a full sleep night
My cat kindly reminds me every morning that she is hungry, not necessarily when I want to get up. :p
I’m at the point when my body thinks I’m trying to nap when I fall asleep at night
A bad sleep clock sucks, especially when you have an early-morning job 
Bruh wut
Do you guys think palworld will sue pickmon?
Not in the middle of their own lawsuit
I cant open it
Nah let nintendo do it for them
And if they don’t sue, it becomes a lot more difficult for Nintendo to win
what's wrong?
Like yea i get it nintendo is also involved especially cuz of the ceruledge fake in pickmon but palworld? There are literally copies from palworld in there
Idk it doesn't show anything on my YouTube app if I try to open it I'm too lazy to start my pc atm
anyway, this is a meme of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_(2000_film)
Brother (Japanese: ブラザー, Hepburn: Burazā) is a 2000 crime film starring, written, directed, and edited by Takeshi Kitano. The film premiered on September 7, 2000 at the Venice Film Festival. The plot centers on a mature yakuza gangster who has to flee to America, where he unites forces with his little brother and his brother’s gang in...
They probably aren’t gonna sue. Like I said they’re in the middle of their own suit and they don’t own the concept of base building survival games
I don't mean that
Did you look at the mammorest fake?
Its a 1 on 1 copy just that one has a rock on the head
They probably aren’t gonna sue
Yea I get it but still
Some Pokemon players had the same reaction when they looked at Verdash
That is still much less difference than verdash and pokemon
If they took assets and modified them, then that's a different issue.
Verdash and Cinderace have much more differences than mammorest and that fake from pickmon
There are many pals that look heavily similar to Pokemon but TPC didn’t go after them because they could just claim they weren’t close enough and were original
And with that, cutting off the monster catching at the source is a far more efficient way to chill the industry
And how do you explain the roadhog copy?
Pickmon is gonna be dead before it even gets released
There is just too much that is tooo close to stuff from other games and brands there is no way around for them to be able to exist
Okay now it's getting even worse they call the monsters you catch also pals
similar, but not the same.
Bro
Roadhogs skin got a little darker
But that's it
It’s the same issue with comparing Pals to Pokemon
Not really cuz pals have big differences to the pokemon
Some don’t
Let me hear?
Which pal looks so similar to a pokemon like roadhog does to that enemy
keep looking
Or mammorest does to that thing
the longer I look at it, the more differences I notice
You are trying to protect a game that most likely won't even be able to be released
did you see the end of the trailer, there was another full on copy from Palworld
I'm not protecting anything.
Where i have to say that the difference is too big to be count as a copy is the one that has similars to jetragon but it looks still too different to be called a copy
Lamball and Wooloo, Depresso and Espurr, Nox and Eevee, Direhowl and Lycanroc, Foxcicle and Alolan Ninetales, Anubis and Lucario, Dinossom and Meganium, Wixen and Delphox, Petallia and Liligant, Fenglope and Cobalion, Grizzbolt and Electabuzz, Lyleen and Liligant and probably more I don’t have the patience to look at.
Nox looks nothing like Eevee personally
All have minor differences but are definitely based on Pokemon.
Bro most of the pals don't even have the same model as the pokemon
Im talking about pals that look so similar to pokemon like roadhog does to that enemy in that trailer
Not pals in general that have similar things to pokemon
Most of them have similar things yes but still look alot different than the original pokemon
Please don’t ping me
The game is a straight up copy of many games the playable character from the game looks like link and even has the top from botw
We will see i don't think the game is gonna be released cuz they won't have the money to keep the servers up after the lawsuits
in this case they straight up took Digtoise and just slapped a few different textures on it.
Sue or not, not a direct copy or not. I think we can all agree the game has no original designs that they used and that’s just facts. If people choose to disagree, it is what it is. Somebody copying doesn’t have to be a 1 to 1 model, enough for it to look like somebody/something that looks like something else in a game is pretty diabolical
they also took the aetherite crystals from final fantasy straight up
Palworld were pretty good at not directly copying Pokemon for the most part. Pickmon did anything but that
the best selling pokemon game is just minecraft mixed with Animal Crossing.
I guess this proves the fans like doing new things with Pokemon.
Now let’s go back to the same thing as always for the next game!
Alpha and Omega
You rang?
I did not, U rang Utan
First i get a bundle of dad jokes from Enryou on waking up to read 2 more here
this is getting out of hand
Clearly...
Msgk?
the real ones know.
No MSG. K?
it's a japanese term
I went to Japan too young and didn't appreciate it as much as I could have... Dx
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that game is probably not for everyone looking for another Witcher 3
That’s fine
yes
Single player games are the worst...
I enjoyed the dad jokes
Alabama eggs?
Where you cut a circle in toast and fry an egg in the middle
in bread
Yeah that's the punch line
I always heard that called eggs in a basket. Was recent that I saw a meme with the joke
Toad in the hole is what we called it on this coast
There, posted it in memes
no, that's a punch hole
Is that a euphemism?
It was a terrible dad joke.
You called the hole a punch line, they were telling you hole instead of line >.>
I eat funny bones for breakfast
My elbow was bugging me yesterday... Felt like I needed to pop it all day and couldn't
Could’ve used some elbow grease
Sounds a little greasy Julian
sips coffee, enjoying all of the dad jokes
Please sir, can I have another?
I probably need more coffee... The thrill of hydroplaning into work has worn off
It has been 5 months, and I just realized what CFE stood for in my companies documentation xD
Cfe?
Customer
Furnished
Equipment
We have an acronym table to tell us what they are, but that was never added. I kept thinking it was someone's initials xD
Unwarrantyable
You saying that you have only been at your job for 5 months?
This project. I was loaned to another project roughly 5 months ago
dude
Yes?
I could make another joke about what you just said.
but I don't actually know how the Sugar Daddy Business works, so I can't quite do it.
I am enjoying the jokes, let them fly
but you are certain it's a company for mechanics yes?
Uh... Would be more engineering, but it also falls there.
Women meets a guy that is doing well, hangs out for 7 years, then takes half of his wealth
no not that kind.
You mean the candy?
Oh, pimpin?
yes
The Engineering Boss Pimp, loaning out his engineering underlings to other companies.
to indulge them.
having to lay your cables in another companies contractors utensils.
Sounds dirty...

Depends how often they clean their pipes.
Ok I'm two yawns past more coffee time... Bbiab
I'm crying xD
I love it
Traction > horsepower
Ugh, had a bunch of nightmares last night. The most memorable one was of watching a massive plane crash. Probably not important right? Lol
Dreams are meaningless. Fear not. My dreams never even make physical sense.
it releases tomorrow
My dreams can have quite complex plots. Some even have side plots lol
Lol mine are always like I'm in a place I've never been with people I know and something physically impossible happens and my right brain is still asleep so I don't even question the impossible nature of what just happened
It’s heartwarming to see Pokemon fans develop Palworld humor
as warm as the insides of the oven this Ditto will build.
An actually good Pokemon game?
Evidently
I suspect this shot was edited but some of the things the pokemon actually do say is pretty funny
Statistically eventually they'll have to make a good one if even on accident
freaky
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okay, but make it so I at least can purchase these without age verification nonsense and am not barred to even getting my own say and choice choosen for me.
The last time I tried to scan my face it said no face detected... Dx
AI is racist against beards
#MeToo
Or maybe against squatchmen
Or gingers
Gingers aren't a protected class... But cryptids might be
can’t wait to see it flush into the US and make the Valve vs. NY case seem justified
Valve made a statement about that case
yeah
It’s a load of barnacles
I pitty the fool that wants to keep my ugly mug on his drive for the facescan
Thats your loss not mine
I can recommend ginger marmalade
-# don’t ask me why rathalos has pecks
Not a fan of ginger... Just garlic
I would not recommend garlic marmalade
I'll pass on the marmalade too, I'm sweet enough
I would
-# You know why
You would.
Man, i fell like stories 3 is gona explode stories 2 launch day players numbers
Artist’s understanding of anatomy
i checked the twitter, no nsfw in sign
I sure hope so. 
Yeah, we'll go with that
It’s just a pet peeve
My dyslexic ass read: I fell like 3 stories...
Close enough. 😆
You ok bro?
Stories 3 is indeed the third story so 3 stories technically isn’t wrong.
yeah, i suspect they make 1 each 5 years apart
It’s only been 5 so far
i will check Stories 1 and 2 a character relationship map
Capcom being a company that still remembers how to make and ship games.
The main characters in 1 do show up in 2 in varying capacities.
Dis cord support Unicode...?
Yes
Goody gumdrops
last chat app that didn’t was probably Trillian
Bro saw the nitro name styles and said "gotta get me one of those"
Lol, I'm bored af just messing with character map like it's the early 2000s
Everyone used to do that for their account names until Discord made everyone get rid of them.
It was quite popular with my counterstrike clan back in 1.3-1.6
Why am I not surprised this is the source of their recent problems?

I want to live in the future where computers program themselves!
They first need to do it correctly. Right now, they keep falling flat on their proverbial faces.
I was being sarcastic...
/claude Make Amazon more better
*AWS us-east-1 removed
That’s the hard takeoff
Better than a hard landing?
That’s a RUD
Ba-ba-boosh!
Basically when AI starts to improve itself faster than humans can react to it.
Probably needs to reach AGI for that so it’s creative and can problem solve.
Though I suppose a Fero plague like scenario could happen too
Inb4 the great filter is social and not technological
Not in the way its "learning" from humans without the adaptability to "compromise"
"learing"
It lears much from humanity
Idk if I absorbed all the knowledge of humanity I would be much less stupid than ai
I think absorb is a strong word for a chat bot
You all know my take
It's going nowhere but the e-waste pile
What we really gotta think about is what we're going to do with the e-waste pile
Make China pay for it... Obviously
Corporations talk a big game about committing to ecologically sound practices and recycling programs but windows 10 EOL is a colossal electronic waste disaster that will poison SOMEWHERE for generations
When the dot com bubble burst, that wasn’t the end of the web. It just wiped out most of the players at the time.
How many perfectly functional machines did they send to the landfills by declaring them obsolete?
big lmao
Do they even know?
Hundreds of metric tons of computers will be scrapped because microslop wanted to force a migration, and that's just a taste of what's coming when ai goes bust
No recycling program on earth can keep up with how fast computers are being thrown out by these practices
-# Most recycling programs just throw it into the ocean
Instead of tossing the working components, how about we give them back to the consumers?
-# Although they may try to resell them at the exorbitant prices they bought them at.
And that waste isn't just plastic that rots into spooky Boogeyman chemicals
It breaks down into toxic heavy metals that poison everything around them
Windows 12 prebuilt PCs will come packed with a keyboard decked with nothing but one giant “copilot” button
Also, they're called rare earths for a reason
People dumpster dive for these things
They're RARE
It's just going to rot back to black crude... Technically a renewable resource
What do I get out of it
Maybe the plastics will
In like, ten million years
The glory? Idk, shouldn't I be asking you?
btw who is trillian
Believe it or not, rare earths are not actually that rare. They are simply so chemically similar to one another, separating them is a very involved process.
A character from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
They're rarer than things that aren't rare earths
Kyrans evil black dragon brother Trillian
+1 racism


Are you sure his name isn't "Trillianos"?
Had google, msn, and yahoo all at once
And aim
Lol it had it though
aol instant messenger, I did
Why are you asking me im not his brother, Kyran is!
It did have AIM, yes
Man... You guys are secure enough to admit it? F
Kyran seems to be as confused about it as we are.
What’s the deal with this matchmaking project on Palworld Official anyway?
I thought I would put some positivity in
Maybe you could date prima
No u
Not my type
As if you have a type xD
idk you all are always fightin’
No, no we dont
That's not what makes a good relationship
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Of course I have a type, you think I have no standards rusty?
"Who'd be brave 'nuff ta date an ork liek me?"
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) why would you flip the table dude, why so violent
Just some advice: lower your standards and up your averages
Very unpleasant for most
Rusty: Date someone you don't find attractive
Wcgw?
"Oi! Flippin' da tabel'z my job wen I git mad!"
UnPalsant
Being unwilling to compromise in values also means you’re banking on everyone else in the world to revolve around you
And compromise in their values
They all look the same in the dark...
....
Just get a paper bag
They don't all look the same without makeup though
You go to sleep next to angelina jolie and wake up next to andrew tate
Ooof. Find a girl that looks good without makeup... That sheet is gross
My wife only wears eyeliner
Fake eye
I think you might take yourself too srsly to be happy with anyone...
Just remember when you keep them all together long enough the cycles synchronize and then it just makes everything easier to deal with.
That's lunacy!
It’s biology
No I mean that's where we get that word. Luna=moon. Also 28 day cycle
Well played
I can't make up history
I mean I didn’t even catch that until you pointed it out.
Word etamology is fun
Take a woman swimming on a first date to rule out unpleasant surprises later
There he goes again
Lol! If you can't tell immediately that's on you bro
There's plenty of signs/flags that you can't hide
Oh true but some women look fine without the makeup, and wear it anyway
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isn't part 2 already on steam?
Underwent chibification
yeah, the first one just wasn't on it until now.
Bravely Custom
Such a strange name for a game lol
Can you run it in dual screen mode like on the DS?
Cowardly Custom
Declare war on the "I have a boyfriend" chicks, new project
Probably just a poor translation...?
Meekly Regular
Maybe haha, I just think Bravely Default sounds really weird
And Flying Fairy just makes it sound even more strange
Flying Fairy implies the existence of a Floundering Fighter
I thought dog man was a guy
Lol. Nope. Not touching that one. XD
I never picked up the DS game way back when so I couldn’t tell you why it’s called these things.


you're not supposed to eat it.
I was born as a baby, but I became a man when I wrestled that yeti & saved that village
you should also eat less of it
You can't stop me
Born a girl, grew up to become a dogman instead of a woman
Well didn't want to be called a "Bitch" I guess
This is what your alchemy has wrought
Lol
amputee
New cryptid
the random pipe attachment lol
Believe it or not, it is a reported cryptid. Most describe it as a hulking humanoid wolf able to run at around 30 miles an hour and has a strong smell of iron attached to its fur. Many of the more superstitious people see them as guardians of the local forest.
Lore dropped already
Pretty sure Dogman is a Canadian cryptid
Heard something funny last night: disabled people are the biggest minority cuz they'll take anyone of any race/religion/sex/creed. It's also the only minority you can join on accident. Or from accident...
Or we have a Dogman cryptid here somewhere
take people where
to a gay bar
Into the fold
Oh hello, I seem to have entered the twilight zone, how the hell do I get out?
We're all going to the disabled gay bar later
They're the most accepting group
Take your next 4 rights
"Soundz liek sumwhea I don' wanna be!"
Something about the way dogman uses emoji text commands that do not work rubs me the wrong way
My house is ramp accessible, so I'm picking up tonight
wheelchair train to the gay bar
Omfg YAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Hey man, stop advocating a manbar
dogmanbar
Pack room
so you're saying it'll be a manly gay bar
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too late you've been drafted
Just had to one up me >.>
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Sizzler magnets
Everyone gets to be the white ranger tonight
Yeah but I want to be the White Power ranger
Its hard to outgay me, you of all people should know that
Touche
You gay-chicken often?
Damn now i wish I kept the car plastic putty to construct this
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If you are going to cell shade a bit of flame cell shade the entire model smdh
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So you can now only undress people you find on twitter if you pay a fee
And so the first ai falls
They pretty much killed that already before that change. 
This new change probably saves millions of dollars in inference
I just tested it, no it is not restricted
That would be very unfortunate
I simply asked it “is Ventoy easy to use?”
Guess you have a blue check
Or you talked to it directly
RIP
To shreds
Soooo i just now saw the pickmon trailer and.... wow lol. Palworld is getting ripped off more than Pokemon with this 1. Like a handful of the assets even are 1:1 copies. And Anubis is straight up in there too. If there were any differences i didn't notice. Ngl i died laughing at the random roadhog appearance tho.
It's safer to rip off Palworld than it is to rip off Pokemon.
Very blatant looking
Pocketpair was bold enough to take ideas from Pokémon, expand upon them and add in interesting features that Pokémon didn't have to make it more unique. Once you set that in motion, imitators will follow.
Don't get me wrong, it's definitely ripping off pokemon too cause i saw almost identical Pikachu and Charizard as well. maybe there r more but those r the 2 i recognized right away. Not to mention Link from Zelda and for some odd, hilarious reason, Roadhog from Overwatch as well. If this game makes it to launch i will be genuinely shocked
I'm hoping that those are just placement models for the trailer and won't actually be included post launch, because I can hear Nintendo letting their lawyers off their leashes.
And Blizzard will be very interested.
Ya but i am not seeing anything in this trailer that differentiates that game from palworld. The art style, gameplay, locations, monsters, people, assets, all look identical to palworld. If someone showed me that trailer with no context and left out the name and said it was a Palworld update, i'd believe them instantly. Although i would question Roadhog lol.
I think that's the "joke"
So i can see them getting involed as well on top of nintendo and blizard if they can afford it after nintendo going after them
However this is weird because usually jokes are funny
that name bugs me, “Pickmon”
I'll pick monsters alright
I still cant get over the Anubis copy tho. Ik ppl called Anubis a copy of Lucario but it was still different enough. That is just a direct copy of Anubis tho
Pick them as my character model using the hit Palworld mod, playable pals
How about
Pickamon
I’ll pick you a mon
Monpic
Monocle
Pickanose
Schnozberries?
Piccolo aura farming in the background
Yamcha going all
back there
Oh hi Superman
its adventure time
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︀︀15. abc123
︀︀16. password1
︀︀17. iloveyou
︀︀18. 11111111…
lmao
Cuts off before #19. 😔
secret is horrifyingly common
- dragon
- monkey
- 123123123
- 123321
- qwertyuiop
- 00000000
- Password
Anyone who could copyright the Egyptian pantheon is long dead
Shit yourself
Bold words from someone within Meteorain distance, chill
Taking after Prima huh
I'll take my fist and put it in your face, chill
OK, Prima2
The fist in face thing is something I curated, chill, Prima can confirm
Prima can confirm a fist in your face
I'm gonna tell bucky to add that to the automod filter
Do not recite the deep magic to me, chill
Prima's the only person I allow to do that, chill
Do we know if it's planned for multiplayer to work more like Valheim, in that I get to choose my character and then which world I'd like to play in?
Maybe, their other game Craftopia lets you do that
Yes it do
I use a mod for my Valheim server that forces players to make a new character for the server
DX discusses the causes of Highguard's shutdown, the reasons it was compared to Concord and the emergence of the term "Concord-like" to describe games with little to no appeal.
00:00 - Intro
01:25 - When Games Are Dead On Arrival
02:22 - The Modern Games Market (Attention Economy)
03:18 - Concord and Highguard's Terrible Character Design & Hero...
Palworld should allow character hopping & just implement something like the Valheim mod for people who want it
This guy nailed it
Lol I don't think you need to mod for that
Yeah they could just implement it in the game
I mean in valheim
Okay, furries are henceforth banned from doing six seven gestures
Is that what the six seven thing is? Comparing sizes of oranges?
It only looks like that when one of them do it.
Lightning fast juggling
Lightning fast juggalos though...
🤹♂️
"In the service of your development, I will go to the end of the world and beyond!"
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︀︀Today is all about your loyal Palico companion and the Royal Felyne, Rudy. #MHStories3
Have a Rudy
Oh is that the stories mentioned earlier... I get stuff now
That is correct
It will be out of early access this year just like Palworld, maybe they'll do this, since IMO it's important haha
You must not be hosting a dedicated... I swear force new characters is an option
Being able to control what characters & mods people use when joining servers I guess would be the full thing
I have a dedicated server, and any time I've ever joined a Valheim server, this mod was part of the mods used
Weird... Maybe my memory sucks
I've never seen this function in vanilla
Valheim
Valtime
You mean running simulator
No. Sailing simulator
I swear that's 80% of valheim
It's funny cuz my Running skill is dangerously close to 100 hahaha
I do a TON of running around
You run, run to find things, run away from things, run to your saved corpse loot
I got horse mod tho so I also ride them around since you can still ride mounts while encumbered with items
Some sailing mixed into there
I've decided on a mission
And running is basically a personal choice if you're not setting up portals haha
Although I got a ton of portals & still run around a lot
I'm tired of these women who announce to everyone they meet that they have a boyfriend
Lmao
Was at a store, some woman served by a guy on tills said "I'm buying this for my BOYFRIEND, emphasized the word
That's when you fire back "Don't flatter yourself, baby, you look like a severed foot pickled in a gutter"
So i am going to help
I will carry a loudspeaker
In a backpack
They want to tell the world they have a boyfriend, I will help
It was for her but she was embarrassed to by it for herself that is all.
By following them about once they declare it and help tell everyone nearby
Through a loudspeaker
It’s so people don’t hit on them until they get a ring or something
It's my duty to assist
I wouldn't even hear what they say cause when I am at a store I don't care about others I am there to buy stuff for me not my boyfriend.
That’s kinda creepy 
How does one get access to the suggestions/ideas thread I need send all out of gloabal storage since there is a send all in 😂
Buy some hats that say "I have a boyfriend" printed on them and hand them out to these women, then they dont need to proclaim it all the time
That you kindly
Thank you* sheesh been a long day 😆
I haven't even got started
-# i think he's jealous
I'm straight so no
of them having a boyfriend and him not having a boyfriend I agree.
Are you calling me "REDACTED"
Remember guys, were all going to the disabled gay bar later
J.E.A.L.O.U.S.
jealous of the fact that someone else has a girlfriend I mean

achoo i have a boyfriend meme, achoo i have a boyfriend, sneeze i have a boyfriend meme, sneeze i have a boyfriend, sneezes i have a boyfriend meme, sneezes i have a boyfriend, i have a boyfriend meme, i have a boyfriend sneeze meme, i have a boyfriend sneeze, achoo I have a bf, sneeze I have a bf, sneeze I have a bf meme, achoo I have a bf meme,
brother, may I have some oats?
See when you burn someone, it has to make sense, you ruined it by backpeddling and explaining a non existant punchline
You may not have your oats until you finish your barley
you'd know an awful lot about getting burned wouldn't you

And buddy, you've barley touched them
If you eat all the oats they gonna take you to shed of no return.
What if I returned from the shed of no return, would that be legendary?
Or is the name ironic?
Oh Shell you have to watch this to get the ref
Thats better
A humble tribute to Joe Capo.
Voiced by me.
Part 2:
https://youtu.be/uFsElxims-s
Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9L9sNtv1-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc1zwo5fGeQ
It would be funny if the Shed of No Return actually just dropped you into a minecart, which brought you back up to the entrance
Maybe it does that.
🦑
It would if I was in charge of it
I generally stay single, no jealousy here
Few women are worthy of this mighty intellect as a companion
You are a tall skinny figure so you can do that.
That is a dapper looking tin hat
Elden Ring Tarnished Edition on Switch 2 framerate has improved based on new gameplay from @GameSpot at GDC 2026.
@hearty sonnet I have a question tell me the first answer that comes to mind okie?
I didnt like elden ring much
It was ok
They still cant capture the majesty of the original dark souls
Why are cows and likes boobs at the bottom of their body or at the end of their body let's say. instead of at the chest? can we still call them breasts? boobs?
So the calves can drink from them easily
That’s definitely a Shell question
I blame the Theia Impact Event for this
God damn it changed everything
All quadrapeds will have that feature
I used to be a monkey ffs
yeah but not closer to the butt
Thats just how it is
So they are just milkers not breasts nor booba
They are breasts
i'll take "collabs you don't expect" for $500
https://fixupx.com/TailsChannel/status/2032157222143132126?s=20
Breaking: The newly renamed #SonicRumbleParty will kick off a collaboration campaign with the The Smurfs on 16 Mar 2026, SEGA announced today. #SonicNews
All ungulates are built like this. Horses, deer, goats, the females all have their "milk storage" on the abdomen or between the legs.
Lmao wtf
Just like a cow.
yeah so they are not breasts right?
They are normally called udders on ungulates, but strictly speaking across all mammals, the name of this body part tends to vary.
They are all mammary glands
I guess nobody wanted to say humans have udder
That is what we call it in Arabic too kind we don't say chest or breasts when we are talking about udders.

“Breasts” imply they’re mounted on the breast.
So I heard the Norwegian (?) word for “nipple” literally translates to “chest wart.”
that is true
Chest wart
Haa, does that mean they’re called something else on a cat?

See dogs get uddery when having babies but not cats
No specific word
Asking why biology did this instead of that is meaningless
@hearty sonnet can we go back in time before I asked the question?
Mistakes were made.
Huge conversation topics occurring here
Press F9 to quick load
So this is where the ADHD crowd hangs out then? Im in
Nah you gotta live with that shame
Add it to the shame stack
It has its moments
"well, ain't dis a squig?"
This is pretty much where you go if you want to lose some brain cells.
And then regain them the next day
btw I think the confirmation of overriding pals needs to change for your idea to work but I don't think that is a big problem
lmao obv i was talking about the Palworld Anubis design being copied 1:1. If they wanted a monster to look like Egyptian Anubis they coulda been more creative
🤣 well this sounds like my kinda place then
@wanton solstice wait... I had an idea? ...AND NOBODY TOLD ME!?
The one about GPS silly
That reminds me
Lmao are you reffering to the send all pals out of global storage idea lol I got lost after being rudely interupted with work from my actual paying job that i am about to leave for the day finally 😂
When assigning pals to certain work they need to add a ‘pending status’ so that pals can go right to their assigned work once their done with what they’re doing
If you don't force them they do :p be a good boss and let them do the task they like
That's what I do with my pals.
I don’t like it when I’m assigning my pal to work and they refuse to take the task just because they’re having tea time
They will always follow
The task that they like is the one they’re the best at tho 
Defense (Defense)
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Aid (ReviveCharacter)
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Ticonpalwork01Extinguish (ExtinguishBurn)
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Ticonpalwork04Construction (Architecture)
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Ticonpalwork12Grazing (MonsterFarm)
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Ticonpalwork03Generating Electricity (GenerateEnergy)
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Ticonpalwork04Repair (RepairBuildObject)
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Ticonpalwork00Refinement (Smelting)
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Ticonpalwork00Kindling (Ignition)
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Ticonpalwork00Cooking (Cooking)
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Ticonpalwork05Harvest (FarmHarvest)
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Ticonpalwork11Transport (TransportFoodItemInBaseCamp)
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Ticonpalwork02Planting (Seeding)
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Ticonpalwork01Watering (Watering_Farm)
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Ticonpalwork08Medicine Production (ProductMedicine)
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Ticonpalwork01Watering (Watering)
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Ticonpalwork04Handiwork (ConvertItem)
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Ticonpalwork04Farming (ProductItem)
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Ticonpalwork07Mining (ProductResource_Mining)
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Ticonpalwork06Lumbering (ProductResource_Deforest)
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Ticonpalwork07Mining (ProductResource_Mining_OnFacility)
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Ticonpalwork06Lumbering (ProductResource_Deforest_OnFacility)
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Ticonpalwork11Transport (TransportDisposableItemInBaseCamp)
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Ticonpalwork11Transport (TransportItemInBaseCamp)
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Ticonpalwork05Harvest (HarvestLevelObject)
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HOOOLy-
Well time to sign off and drive home they aint gonna pay me over time for sitting here on discord 😂 bye y'all ✌️
"A wall of text just appeared to block your view..."
aren't you excited to learn?
Drive safe!
I don’t mind them prioritizing their current task, they can finish what they need to do
I just want them to go right to the task I assigned them once they’re done
trying to hide the utter (udder) bullshit talk
give me an example
If I’m assigning someone to go the breeding farm, they won’t accept the task until they are done with what they’re doing
Happened to me a lot
You can't stop the sex
I’m trying to get them to start the sex 🤷
. . .
if you assign them to the pen they won't leave it
You can assign even two of the same sex with no problem other than no eggs and no cake being consumed but trust me they are trying.
No, I’m trying to assign them to the pen, not get them out
if you do they should go to the pen right away. Is that not working for you?
Sometimes no, I can try for several seconds to get them over to the pen
on occasion I’ll even have to go around and find them, pick them up, and drag them to the pen myself
They are probably sleeping resting then
that is the only reason you can't assgin a pal.
or if the trait is crossed off
not just sleeping, the status doesn’t show sleeping
like you prevent it from planting and trying to assign it to planting.
Nope, I rarely use that feature tbh
maybe resetting then like hot springs etc..
put them back to the palbox then back out and assign them to the pen and it will work 100% right away
even this doesn’t work 
Now if that doesn't work then BUGGGGGG!!
sometimes I’ll redeploy them and quickly assign them, I’m tapping the button like crazy, and only one out of many presses will do it
Assigning is a little bit buggy but as I told you click and wait because double clicking sometiems just removes them back from the assignment LOL
that’s why I think a ‘pending assignment’ should be added, so that if they’re doing something that can’t be interrupted, you can still assign them to the task and they’ll head over once they’re done prioritizing their current task
Okay now I get it. Yeah Suggest that idea it's more of a fix tbh
Why
Based on what?
Good idea
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/959477903928754246/1481731049527578766/20260312145723-01KKHPFYBJF39EMK4MM05ZFXC9.png?ex=69b46113&is=69b30f93&hm=d35fae51ba6027722dabcc6003fe23cb29b9a747afde1affbf44cf65fe91f0da&=&format=webp&quality=lossless this happened today 6 hours into my Pokemon Sword save
named her Clover
Shiny chip thief! Grats!
It has impish which isn't the best for wingull but since i am only playing the story and maybe DLC i am keeping it on my team
this is my first full odds shiny in a mainline game
I used a great ball to capture a level 8 pokemon but i feel it's justified in this instance
i almost named her Felix because i was looking up names that mean lucky but then noticed it was a girl and Clover is so much more fitting because of the upcoming holiday
I should get more sunlight if weather has this much influence on my motivation to write.
1 week to go! Get ready for #CrimsonDesert's launch ⚔️
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I am playing Mechwarrior 5: Mercs right now, and I just busted it really good this time. I completed the first leg of a multimission, and then I crashed. Normally I would have to do the mission over again, but somehow it registered as me completing it. I then get transferred to the 'mech selection screen, and everything is broken. The mission is no linger displayed, and the numbers for both difficulty and deployable tonnage are massively broken. Somehow, the game got reverted to a time before I accepted the mission, yet I get to keep all the salvage I got before I crashed.
After seeing this, I wonder if I somehow stumbled into a secret "bugged" mission that will toss me into a sea of enemy assault 'mechs if I could play it. 🤣🤣🤣
😲
Also, with having a literal billion tons I can use, I could deploy the entire U.S. navy and still have plenty of tonnage left over!
Did y'all see Moist Penguinz0 Krit'z new video referencing "Pickmon"
I'm excited xD
I saw it
he mixed up the developer names 
yea he did, but corrected himself. Kinda cool to see it all in real time.
IMO Craftopia is better than palworld, pokemon, and the rest. I'm a harrrrrd stan for craftopia.
It's ok to be wrong
some of just like different things. It's ok to be more wrong
Sounds like who is wrong is a matter of perspective.
It doesn't have Lifmunk
Listen, I know Palworld is more popular, and i can respect that it's come so far, been an integral part of pocketpair's success, which is what we ultimately all want, I just love that high fantasy natural earth that we had going for a long time. I ran on treadwheels for years. It's always gonna nestle in that sweet spot
Minor grammatical mistake. I win.
So how much do I have to complain about how difficult writing is before I finally start writing? Asking for a friend.
Maybe try a few more days 
Sweet, thanks.
they used an emulator with mods to get that screenshot smdh
It had hd textures patch applied
https://x.com/i/status/2032140312387199323
@long shard @pure dragon
I wish Sonic characters had more variety in footwear
I wish they had more variety in clothes
800, really? cheap fuck, last scam was 2500

<@&505995738564526080> eradicate this cheap heretic
Happy Friday y'all!!
ther was a Naruto TCG back when it first launched on Television
I had like 5 cards from some anime magazine extra, but I was not interested in it, I was into yugioh already.
Heart of the cards!
Naruto did better as video game, but I never got into them, but I heard ppl liked them.
i hope palworld tcg mitigates it somehow
Lol! I'm so invested in MTG I can't even think of another tcg
certainly not
Money The Game
Yeah bro... I don't even want to think about how much I've spent on it
Kinda trash these days too
There’s a turn zero deck now. Modern Yugioh died years ago, but I’m still waiting on Rush to get a physical English release 
im not looking it up, i have 2 houses to fix not get into another collectible addiction

ive minized my spending for that reason
Damn dude. 2 houses? Nice flex.
bad game, clearly terrible programming, out-dated methods used.
https://fixupx.com/BoundaryBreak/status/2032210700630638955
An explanation for why modern games stopped using transparency and started using dithering.
well the apartment was renovated from the inside and the outside is handled by the town out of tax funds since its on the main streets
But the houses are in really bad shape untouched since the 90s
I'm looking down the barrel at a new roof soon... Dx
Well I'm switching to panels,fuck roof tiles man
tired of proof checking where the fuck its leaking
No doubt. I'm going metal fosh!
panels have pre built foam inside+ insulation, i just need new boards to mount it on
Buy once, cry once
well my estimate here is 15k a roof so that's 30k for both
I was quoted 35k for mine in shingles
i could cheap out but i want fresh background to mount it on
then i could squeeze it into 7k
This made me think of playing various currencies down as cards and trying to beat the opponent by raising the currency value higher than theirs by causing events
Billion dollar idea
AZモルガとの並走。こんなのずっと見ちゃう。
︀︀十数台並んでるのとか見たくなっちゃう。
えびす (@iti0212) を引用
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ゼンマイのモルガを延々と愛でるべく、電動ローラー台を作成。
︀︀ゼンマイを外したモルガを乗せるだけ。
︀︀電池切れの不安無し。

That’s two months in a row, let’s gooooooooo
I was about to ask, didn't we have a Firday the 13th last month? XD
Next one is in November
none for October this year
It better not effect my Turkey Day >.>
I would not advice visiting turkey
It shouldn’t
Turkey Day’s are always the last Thursday of November, regardless of day number
I won't.
A frozen one will be tossed at me.
I meant affect as in the bad juju from the day cascades down the month :p
Ohhhhh…. Yeah. That could happen. Let’s hope it doesn’t 
what if the last thursday is in december
That would be… not Turkey Day
We get a double helping if it happens on a 28 day month
Maths.
Chopping up the bricks...
The Brick Baron. Stone Sergeant.
Master Mason
these bricks are made for walking on
Then eat
https://x.com/i/status/2032215158190113201
@vale kiln @drifting fjord @wheat widget @ionic tangle Zigzagoon in there!
Bricks may have vitamins and minerals, but they are the wrong kind you need for a healthy diet.
Nah don't eat, you always end up hurting yourself in a bizarre food accident.
Just go absorb sunlight, it's safer
Chocolate briscuit
Nothing but Vitamin D on the menu, eh?
And all your lovely early friends! I really like how the birds look like ♥️
I am one of those people who is always hungry. I actually don't have a proper grasp what it means to have "satiated hunger".
Proper orky git
"Whoo you kallin' dat?!"
No
I do not intervene, only observe
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And he's at it again
I had this on a shirt, many years ago
I still have a shirt like this in storage.
Twins 
😁
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You can throw your money in a blender for cheaper
You should be happy, she won 23k
Oh, I did not read the caption properly. My bad. 😬🫥
Yes, throw your money into Blender
Oh yeah that's even better
My old BFF was a crypto bro, it didn't go well for him & now he's an insane conspiracy theory guy
Put money in vanguard s&p 500 accumulative each month and don't touch it
Say bye bye money
👋 bye bye
Unless you're a con man, in which I hope you get got by the SEC
Or go with the dividend experiment
I actually follow people who basically made careers out of studying this stuff
I actually follow people IRL
I'm actually a god
what just because your only impression of me is a cute bee robot, I'm able to be excluded
Like genuinely how do you know your irl friends aren't also drinking Kool aid
If you think this is vehement you ain't seen nothing
Chillet would never invest in crypto, chillruru, buy like cards or something instead and keep them in mint condition, maybe they'll sell well later.
God damn this place is silly today
Crypto may have been a good investment early on, but now, not so much.
Because sending pictures of money is kinda weird
Just like anything else, don’t buy the spikes.
@dusk quartz YOU
terrar
Simply put, chill, crypto is not viable right now
Of course it did, wars create instability
AI is the one creating the most instability IMO.
Not now, chill, maybe around 6PM for you
I want to work on my mod, chill, and see if that spawner position will work somehow...
The circus is in town once again
It was a stroke of luck investment
Nobody could have known back when it started that 10 years later it would skyrocket
That happens to me at least once a day.
I have intelligence, but if my brain were a computer, it would be on par with a model from the mid-2000's.
Be brave next time & keep the @ on
I call it walking in the same direction
Nooooo I just wanna see if they have any cool things in their house
NOT ME!!!!!
IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, WE GO FULL PING, BROTHER!!!!

You are a lil late to the party for that, short shitcoins for a start if you want to earn decent cash before you get a grip for the general market
You could ahve done that with stocks too cause getting "money" out of crypto is hell even if you earn big
Its often just turned into another crypto on the storefront you trade at
Metal is the best investment
What I would like to invest my money in is vintage items. Living history, can be worth a lot of money, and does not fluctuate like stocks? Count me in!

