I know 
#off-topic
peak folio
Must have a lot of content for a demo to keep people on for as long as it has already
night plume
For a good minute, I thought you did this to the empty pistachio shell
bitter agate
For a good minute, I thought you did this to the empty pistachio shell
I was right there with you lol
night plume
Glad I wasn't alone
peak folio
Same but I decided not to say anything
bitter agate
Damnit God! Keep the WD off your food! It's not that amazing...
night plume
Contrary to popular belief, it does not contain fish oil.
Do not consume
night plume
Is that a dragonfruit? A Magikarp?
peak folio
Looks like a dragonfruit
astral breach
Ah, people are datamining MHS3 already?
Hopefully, someone gets a rip of Rudy's model
peak folio
The trial version is out so yeah.
leaden nova
Must have a lot of content for a demo to keep people on for as long as it has al...
It wouldn't surprise me, both MHST demos for the prior games had an insane amount of content for the demo, so it would help ST3 if it followed suit
very excited to try it as soon as work stops sucking out my soul 
clever jungle
For a good minute, I thought you did this to the empty pistachio shell
I wonder what a pistachio shell would look like after that process
solid sun
I wonder what a pistachio shell would look like after that process
I know one food-tuber that would likely turn pistachio's into ice creame and then turn the pistachio shells into either another polverone or ice cream as well.
night plume
I wonder what a pistachio shell would look like after that process
He should do it and let us know >.>
peak folio
unborn mauve
peak folio
X
unborn mauve
https://x.com/palworldocg_en/status/2019712672552665284
dim nymph
Celray reminding me of the Wigglytuff stare
sick flame
barren sierra
"red blue green" i can already hear them
fast pollen
Hey, so I haven't played in awhile and a friend and I are trying to find something to play. I suggested palworld. We're both PC but I play on the xBox app and he's going to be on steam. Would that work?
barren sierra
we got crossplay now
fast pollen
nice
dim nymph
Picking green cause it gotta have Lyleen
tranquil obsidian
hoping its available in europe this time
peak folio
humble parrot
š
peak folio
Why would they do this
night plume
Why do they have no involvement in the show?
humble parrot
That makes them not liable for the likely failure
night plume
All I remember of the Last of Us series is the monsters looked cool and the girl cussed constantly
So, Baulders gate will have a lot of cussing, cool monsters, and at least 1 character that tries to f them all?
peak folio
Every bullet in this list is cause for concern
peak folio
So, Baulders gate will have a lot of cussing, cool monsters, and at least 1 char...
At least itāll be true to the ālove bugā that was an issue when the game came out.
barren sierra
"developers are not involved "
novel sun
Every bullet in this list is cause for concern
Even "cool monsters"?
barren sierra
zinc depot
"developers are not involved "
Considering what last of us did with part 2 I don't know if this is good or bad
barren sierra
If the core writing isn't in the crew i don't want to watch it, I dont need or want another Witcher or Rings of power situation, where the directive admits hating the source material
If you hate the source why are you making the show
zinc depot
Buncha feminists hated the idea of Geralt being a main character
They mocked Henry for enjoying the role
glad needle
Buncha feminists hated the idea of Geralt being a main character
wtf
barren sierra
Im not saying there couldn't be a story from a point of another existing character in the games and book, but make it have sense
glad needle
I wonāt be touching any remake on HBO
zinc depot
Ciri deserves her own story
sick flame
barren sierra
his ass is supporting Nin*endo
maiden narwhal
I bet the catās an Isabelle main
barren sierra
Nah pretty sure it's Ankha
glad needle
Get that cat a Steam Deck!
maiden narwhal
The catās playin Smash 
glad needle
Put it on Palworld
barren sierra
Shaving in this cold weather was such a bad idea
buoyant lion
https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-hard-pass-david-david-rose-dan-levy-schitts-creek...
Rip Catherine Oāhara
nova siren
Any Birthday perks for me 
sacred mango
You get older! 
gusty marten
What's with the airplane seat number memes thingy on X?
First the separated 4 picture that you have to tap in to see and now this, some sort of new engagement bait?
solid sun
yes to both, but the 4 picture thing was a newly added thing by twitter, and artists are making use of it.
The airplane seat thing is just the typical fandom "who's your favorite character" type stuff.
wild mountain
Shaving in this cold weather was such a bad idea
how cold is it by you?
sick flame
astral breach
https://fixupx.com/AesirMalos/status/2019817429183131819
Person says dad NOW but when Nintendo drops the Gen 10 games' teaser everyone will act like it's the pinnacle of human existance and nothing will ever beat ever
barren sierra
how cold is it by you?
it was -3 last night
ancient pasture
hiw can i gain rizz points?
sick flame
X
humble parrot
Cute game
maiden narwhal
Played the demo, hella cute 
naive sapphire
Uh
sick flame
bitter agate
He's had enough switching
sick flame
jaunty kraken
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2019970550714466800
@prime agate do you agree?
mellow zinc
A
I keep obsessively checking my email for updates on my job applications despite the applications not closing until the 9th of this month š«
hearty sonnet
Sell your soul & become a clout chasing youtuber
mellow zinc
Can I sell someone else's soul and become a clout chasing youtuber?
mental summit
Only your firstborn child
hearty sonnet
Can I sell someone else's soul and become a clout chasing youtuber?
Yeah it's called a collab
zinc depot
don't listen, it's moloch
I'm serious, learn a trade, go self employed, build a customer base
Companies are not to be trusted
They have no loyalty to you, they are loyal to their bottom line and you will always be expendable and replaceable, they will drop you like a hot rock if it profits them, there's no job security and no future with one
hearty sonnet
Become a crypto bro
astral breach
I started playing the demo of Monster Hunter Stories 3...
First of all, Rudy is way too cute (good riddance Navirou)
As for the gameplay... While I am happy it's turn-based (expected real time action or something) not sure if I really dig the system. At least, I felt like I would get tired of it very fast...
naive sapphire
Uh
zinc depot
What
worldly ivy
The Japanese origin of Power Rangers, Super Sentaiā¦ has ended after a 50 year long run.
barren sierra
So my old dvds will skyrocket in price
humble parrot
Inb4 disc rot
crude roost
@valid marsh my power ia down from a storm and i didnt cheat or anything like that so why am i banned
Please unblock me and unban me i promise i did nothing
maiden narwhal
dim nymph
All you do is post things that got you annoyed on social media with a hint of something political about it?
solid sun
imagine how much we would have to pay for terraria now if it was published by Paradox
full mountain
All you do is post things that got you annoyed on social media with a hint of so...
Yeah that definitely sounds accurate for someone who's name is "onetruegod"
He's harmless like 90% of the time just has some wild dumb takes
Don't let em bother ya he's just exercising his country's first amendment rights
astral breach
The Japanese origin of Power Rangers, Super Sentaiā¦ has ended after a 50 year lo...
Still bitter they ended before the actual 50th season. Doesn't help Gozyu's finale left a bit to be desired thanks, in part, to the all that behind-the-scenes drama....
silver pewter
The Japanese origin of Power Rangers, Super Sentaiā¦ has ended after a 50 year lo...
So... there is hope that One Piece will finally end in 2047 and society will finally be freed?
peak folio
maiden narwhal
https://fixupx.com/george_10g/status/2020310620693053520
Frieren
https://fixvx.com/iamkowai/status/1926669591700558291?s=46&t=NG_RK-YGZh4cqAL8KwPTEw
https://fixvx.com/soyboba91/status/2020101595216662896?s=46&t=NG_RK-YGZh4cqAL8KwPTEw
unborn mauve
zinc depot
All you do is post things that got you annoyed on social media with a hint of so...
I can do more
zinc depot
He's harmless like 90% of the time just has some wild dumb takes
I can hear you, you know, i'm right here
full mountain
I can hear you, you know, i'm right here
I know you can, I just wanted to make sure you know I don't hate ya
Lmao
zinc depot
Dem's fighting words, calling me out
zinc depot
šØ
zinc depot
peak folio
sick flame
peak folio
He sacrificed his ability to pick up things to gain the ability to hear
maiden narwhal
full mountain
Mercury gaming
night plume
The bulb? Yes. I was thinking, "poor thing has glass in its foot and doesn't know it"
peak folio
At least it doesnāt have to breathe.
They should train the NN to use the arms more for counterbalance, itāll look less freaky.
But yeah basically trying to code extremely specific motions to navigate that heap would never work.
Unrelated
- The Windows 11 January update KB5074109 causes frame drops and artifacting on Nvidia GPUs.
- Nvidia confirms the issue is linked to the update and suggests uninstalling KB5074109 for now.
- If you have an Nvidia GPU and post-update issues, uninstall KB5074109 to restore performance.
full mountain
>>> - The Windows 11 January update KB5074109 causes frame drops and artifacting...
AI Gen code
peak folio
Microsoft is a sloperationā¦
glad needle
Microsoft is a sloperationā¦
Always has been
bitter agate
switch to lunix, get off the microslop plantation...
glad needle
switch to lunix, get off the microslop plantation...
Way ahead of you
zinc depot
switch to lunix, get off the microslop plantation...
Tell me more about this lunix
fleet wedge
zinc depot
teal iron
Tell me more about this lunix
It can't run any of the programs you like, the counterparts on linux are basically using alien language for their UI, have stupid names, and lack several core features
Additionally any new game or product you have to be reluctant about because there is a 50/50 chance not even proton can make it work right
You'll miss when things simply worked without any trouble
Your friends will miss when you weren't a liability in every gaming session
zinc depot
sounds amazing
teal iron
Buttt you'll be able to brag about how you aren't controlled by the corporation that will has a monopoly on half the technology industry and probably has a kill switch that shuts off the entire internet somehow
And the ads you have a blocker for already won't be as targeted because they won't be able to sell as much data
dusk quartz
Instead, chill, you'll get ads that are completely unrelated to anything you do and are somehow just as bad
zinc depot
I don't see the ads
dusk quartz
The finger of the monkey's paw furls, chill
zinc depot
I have many ad blockers
dusk quartz
This is assuming your adblockers stop working for whatever reason, chill
zinc depot
who is this chill
teal iron
The great Google Empire's most wanted suspect
They have installed every adblock service
EVEN THE ONES THAT CHARGE MONTHLY
zinc depot
I have adblock plus, ublock origin, ublock origin lite, ghostery, tampermonkey
glad needle
And the ads you have a blocker for already won't be as targeted because they won...
I counted 5 inaccuracies in this anti-Linux rant
teal iron
I counted 5 inaccuracies in this anti-Linux rant
That's cool but I actually did use Linux and ran into several of them
And my Linux friends sourced the rest
I had to tell eeg he couldn't play Palworld with us because at the time ue4ss did not work on Linux through the workshop and he's not technically inclined enough to do all the reverse assembly himself
That issue should be resolved but it's not uncommon for entire games to hit a roadblock like this
glad needle
I got Palworld working on Linux Mint and the Steam Deck. It was incredibly easy
teal iron
I believe he also couldn't play space engineers with me at all due to Linux and AMD drivers hating the game for no reason
I guess that's more AMD than Linux
glad needle
I guess that's more AMD than Linux
I looked up videos, all showed Palworld running fairly well on AMD
teal iron
I'm talking about a different game
glad needle
We no longer need Nvidia, especially after Nvidia sold out to AI
teal iron
And regarding palworld I am referring to modded Palworld
Which until now required you to dig up incredibly vague info about configuring proton and was outright impossible with the steam workshop installation
glad needle
Ive never used mods for Palworld anyway, so
teal iron
Ok well I'm not talking about your specific goals I'm talking about Linux as q general purpose replacement to Windows, and the experience I had and which others have supported, in trying to do that
glad needle
when you use Windows, do you know where your data ends up?
maiden narwhal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458148608787611852/1470104912447672340/i...
night plume
when you use Windows, do you know where your data ends up?
Out the window?
hearty sonnet
Out the window?
Lmfao
glad needle
Out the window?
And probably spread all over 4 continents
night plume
And probably spread all over 4 continents
Nah, the stray cats and opossum only go a house or two down.
novel sun
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458148608787611852/1470104912447672340/i...
Mandatory "The Mask" inclusion
bleak crater
It can't run any of the programs you like, the counterparts on linux are basical...
???
the UI on Cinnamon (what Mint uses) is basically just Windows
Proton works extremely well for most games, only a select few don't work in my experience.
bleak crater
You'll miss when things simply worked without any trouble
Your friends will mis...
And stuff does just work.
In fact, it works better than on Windows.
For example, the kernel has drivers for the DualSense 5 controller, so it works right off the bat.
While on Windows, you have to install stuff like https://ds4-windows.com/ to even use the controller.
Linux rarely needs any sort of driver installation, which I find so great.
teal iron
???
the UI on Cinnamon (what Mint uses) is basically just Windows
Proton works e...
That's the exact installation I was recommended
Finding an alternative to shareX took so long I actually just gave up, the best answer is a software called "Flameshot" which is such an incredibly stupid name I would rather start forwarding my message history to the US government directly than be caught DEAD with something called "Flameshot"
So that's already an instant dead on arrival for linux for me, and I don't delude myself that this is the ONLY such case
bleak crater
Finding an alternative to shareX took so long I actually just gave up, the best ...
What? What do you need ShareX?
And why is "Flameshot" a bad name?
teal iron
And I can tell you for a FACT that until a very recent specific support upgrade, you could not run ue4ss mods on palworld through the steam workshop in linux, period. It did not work
The whole point of a PC is to be able to do things like modding but the lack of support makes that exponentially harder than it already is
teal iron
What? What do you need ShareX?
And why is "Flameshot" a bad name?
To take screenshots on command, with markup, and customizeable post-capture actions (saving by a specific filename format and copying to clipboard), and all of this neatly and efficiently
absurd how much of ask this apparently is
bleak crater
To take screenshots on command, with markup, and customizeable post-capture acti...
Why not use the built-in screenshot tool?
teal iron
I remember being unable to map it to PrtScr
which idk that's kind of the point of the button imo
and the ui was very lacking in features
bleak crater
I remember being unable to map it to PrtScr
Because it's already PrScr...????
teal iron
Because it's already PrScr...????
yeah, the screenshot button
I don't wanna play dance dance revolution twister to take a screenshot
the built in screenshot tool is for CASUAL screenshot people
I play screenshotting competitively
bleak crater
You've got 3 keybinds by default: PrScr for a fullscreen shot, Alt + PrScr for a window shot, and Shift + PrScr for an area select
That's how it's set by default, no idea why you'd want to change it.
teal iron
people come from miles to #palworld-general to see my amazing screenshots and they don't happen on default screenshot tools that require key combinations and a visit to photoshop to make
bleak crater
What can ShareX even do to screenshots?
teal iron
It brings up adobe photoshop level editing tools on the screen
bleak crater
Oh, why not just open Photoshop then?
hearty sonnet
Photoshop is kind of expensive š«
teal iron
I wasn't terribly impressed by gimp but ehhh I'll give it another chance when the time arises
full mountain
It doesn't help that Linux, sadly, also has some bunk performance drops that varies from game to game
And seems to be a bigger difference the higher spec your PC is
But to be fair that's not the fault of Linux but more so that hardware manus refuse to give good drivers on Linux, ESPECIALLY fucking Nvidia
Although AMD is not much better
full mountain
Try GIMP, it's great.
You can't force people to like GIMP, it's just... If you're jumping from PS to gimp it's fucjing awful because gimp is just straight up different from PS with way different capabilities
You can be good with GiMP but ya gotta relearn the whole feckin' thing basically
barren sierra
Gimp has options to mimic keybinds and ui of photoshop tho
full mountain
barren sierra
The only downside of gimp is the lack of pantone support so colors are never accurate
it doesnt matter if you draw some nonsense, but the moment you need to print it or turn it into anything, its where the color incorectness shows
full mountain
The only downside of gimp is the lack of pantone support so colors are never acc...
Gimp is missing alot, and I know you can use plug-ins to get back functionality but it's still always gonna be a rough alternative to PS
Remember that alot of artists are far from tinkerers, they want alot of stuff to be plug and play
barren sierra
Is that the reason no artist actually uses photoshop then
They are using it for effects and coloring, photoshop sucks donkey pps for drawing
full mountain
They are using it for effects and coloring, photoshop sucks donkey pps for drawi...
Yea
glad needle
Remember that alot of artists are far from tinkerers, they want alot of stuff to...
I got everything I need working fine on Linux
All I need now is to avoid Nvidia with my next PC
full mountain
I got everything I need working fine on Linux
Sadly this is not a universal experience
glad needle
Probably not
bleak crater
The only downside of gimp is the lack of pantone support so colors are never acc...
Sadly, yeah.
Pantone is straight up cancer, though. They made PROPRIETARY colours which is why they aren't in GIMP
sick flame
X
bleak crater
https://x.com/i/status/2020543586484506715
cause they all moved to hytale smh
zinc depot
I found him
I saw him on a dr phil episode waaaaaaaay back when
His name was Goose Wayne
He has a youtube channel
peak folio
glad needle
Sadly, yeah.
Pantone is straight up cancer, though. They made PROPRIETARY colour...
How the FUCK do you make COLORS proprietary?!
hearty sonnet
Vantablack is a material tho
No haha owning a special material or paint is incredibly common
If you created a special new material that absorbed 99.9% of light you'd probably wanna own it too, and make teh monies
Yeah haha
Owning an actual color tho is ridiculous
Reminds me of the NFT days lmao
glad needle
If you created a special new material that absorbed 99.9% of light you'd probabl...
Oh yea. If he could prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he was the first to make the color, he would have a legitimate claim to copyright
Though, with a COLOR, thatās highly unlikely
peak folio
This chat is downright hilarious at times.
glad needle
Damn
People need to be treating Nintendo like that
I didnt know they had innovated in the last 20 years
hearty sonnet
I liked Super Mario Bros Wonder NGL
worldly ivy
Yeah Wonder was good
But before that 2D Mario hadnāt been good since NSMB on the DS
hearty sonnet
And I didn't really like Odyssey lol š„²
worldly ivy
At least not innovative
hearty sonnet
Yeah I like the 2D ones or the 3D ones that play like a normal Mario game
worldly ivy
Every 2D Mario after was āNewā
hearty sonnet
Super Mario World is still the best one IMO, and Super Mario Bros 3 is 2nd best
Yeah they are good af
I think I liked the first one better than the second, but they were both good
I really didn't like the Super Mario RPG remake, they made it wayyyyyy too easy & it was already an easy game, but I still 100%'ed it lol
peak folio
Their q3 earnings are up so the data is public
hearty sonnet
Pretty much
I bet
I never hear anyone talking about the Switch 2 or any of it's games lol
peak folio
The Wii U vs the Wii would have sold better if that was the case
glad needle
Yea, and they can EASILY play better games on better devices, but not Nintendoās games, because they are all hard locked exclusives to Nintendo hardware
peak folio
And it was Nintendoās single worse selling console
glad needle
Thatās part of why I never got into Pokemon, Nintendo never released a game for PC
peak folio
I donāt know if it was the only reason but it definitely was a factor.
glad needle
Indie devs need to start making all of their games PC exclusives
Im not giving shit to Microsoft, Sony or Nintendo
I dont miss Windows 7
cloud plover
Windows 3.1 ftw baaabeee
glad needle
Evidently so.
teal iron
How the FUCK do you make COLORS proprietary?!
Lobby enough senators and you can probably patent human gene sequences
cloud plover
Ms dos was my first pc. Windows 3.1 was my first windows.
I had Gorrilas, Cyberhirl Pinball, and Command & Conquer on Dos.
I read the whole Dos for Dummies book, and we have the Johnn Castaway screen saver.
novel sun
Lobby enough senators and you can probably patent human gene sequences
"You've got green eyes? Yeah you're gonna have to give those up"
sick flame
But to be fair that's not the fault of Linux but more so that hardware manus ref...
Linux began gaining popularity in the mid-1990s.
prime agate
sacred mango
obsidian herald
Smb gift me gamepass ultimate
tough comet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208925188536668233/1470270152435040341/i...
i knew it! , i saw some of them. and was thinking
prime agate
Yeah, I knew it instantly when I saw one hair that looks like Sephiroth.
sacred mango
sacred mango
Oh
It's that guy who's responsible for this video! š
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc
prime agate
Yeah.
sacred mango
I remember watching quite a few of their videos. 
prime agate
Absolute Cinema.
sacred mango
sick flame
steady sluice
I was just chilling in a VC alone waiting for any friends to join the VC and someone joined while I was afk but still wearing my headphones, and purely by the fucking ruffling of them moving their microphone I was able to correctly identify which friend it was
Chat is this autistic behavior
hearty sonnet
I was just chilling in a VC alone waiting for any friends to join the VC and som...
Nah I think you just know your friends very well
steady sluice
Lmao
solid sun
Nah I think you just know your friends very well
yes, you should eat that thing you thought of right now.
but yes you then should do a bit more workout to get the calories off, which you also thought of having to do afterwards.
solid sun
unnerving
hearty sonnet
zinc depot
zinc depot
Rizz hat
full mountain
Linux began gaining popularity in the mid-1990s.
Yes... And?
zinc depot
And you are a toehead
elder orchid
It's my BIRTHDAYYYY
zinc depot
Happy bday
peak folio
X
peak folio
Beginning with a phased global rollout to new and existing users in early March, users may be required to engage in an age-verification process to change certain settings or access sensitive content. This includes age-restricted channels, servers, or commands and select message requests.
More than likely an Orwellian grab to id usernames
snow thistle
It says no data is stored pretty clearly
Used to verify age then purged
But no doubt some people will object heavily to it š
humble parrot
They already had a breach in which this data leaked
When they started rolling this out on the UK
It was the data they claim it's not stored
snow thistle
Anyway, I expect this discord to become quite quiet for a bit!
Itāll be an interesting time
humble parrot
peak folio
Data purged after uploaded to the authorities
glad needle
https://proton.me/blog/discord-age-verfication-breach#:~:text=The%20breach%20app...
I will never submit to age verification online
snow thistle
Weāll miss you overprotector
glad needle
The number 1 rule of the Internet from day 1 has been, donāt give your name and face out to anyone
humble parrot
I'm not giving discord my id, it's not required in my country.
glad needle
Weāll miss you overprotector
The best thing I can recommend is, find open source alternatives to Discord that donāt submit to this nonsense
snow thistle
Sure, and I wish you well
But realistically
Not even 1% will follow
People will comply
humble parrot
Not my problem
glad needle
Stupid people will comply
humble parrot
It doesn't even block access to the platform
snow thistle
Iām gonna steal Azās face
glad needle
Kids are already getting around it with pics of dogs and pictures of videogame characters
glad needle
Me neither, Discord already got hacked and those IDs stolen once
peak folio
The best thing I can recommend is, find open source alternatives to Discord that...
Matrix has been around but not sure anyone cares.
glad needle
Matrix has been around but not sure anyone cares.
I tried getting started on Matrix, but building up a community on there is difficult
peak folio
Mhm
glad needle
My server on there is still running
peak folio
In the old days people hopped around platforms all the time. Now itās nigh impossible to get anyone to budge.
But trusting Discord and their partner vendors with PII when you donāt want them to have it is dubious at best.
Especially when considering several events with these very same systems that have already happenedā¦
humble parrot
I still live in a dictatorship, it's dangerous to have your opinions linked to a face.
solid sun
Anyway, I expect this discord to become quite quiet for a bit!
is this an R rated server?
peak folio
At an airport is fine.
solid sun
or like I mean has the tag for no teens enabled?
glad needle
I still live in a dictatorship, it's dangerous to have your opinions linked to a...
Exactly, the American Left especially would LOVE to have conservatives names, faces and addresses
humble parrot
You are required to show a bunch of IDs at an airport anyways
You're not going incognito
glad needle
You are required to show a bunch of IDs at an airport anyways
Assuming I have any intent to fly in the first place
solid sun
You are required to show a bunch of IDs at an airport anyways
if you're in europe you don't have to board a plane to cross borders and the borders are generally open.
You can walk, drive, or otherwise get across them.
peak folio
If Discord started putting 
marks on houshold names then fine, collect the PII
But for everybody thatās pretty sus
glad needle
I am fully content with never leaving the contiguous United States
solid sun
made the account in 2015 so only 2 more years then I get the adult verification right?
humble parrot
Did you make the account as a 2 year old?
peak folio
You need a āReal IDā to fly within the contiguous US now.
solid sun
Did you make the account as a 2 year old? <:croajirokek:1288294816790347777>
I mean that's how this seems to work by the logic of politicians
glad needle
You need a āReal IDā to fly within the contiguous US now. <:Chillet_hee:12434689...
I dont fly
peak folio
Thatās fair, flying is pretty ass
solid sun
honestly the internet should be like international waters
glad needle
Not as long as TSA exists
simple aurora
X
glad needle
honestly the internet should be like international waters
That would be much better than what governments are trying to do with it
peak folio
honestly the internet should be like international waters
Thereās a very hard push to change that.
solid sun
Thereās a very hard push to change that.
you mean into the suggested direction or into the more heavily regulated one?
peak folio
you mean into the suggested direction or into the more heavily regulated one?
Like European countries making deals with Cloudflareā¦
solid sun
that still doesn't tell me if it would be good or bad
peak folio
They donāt like what a site says they want to be able to just cut it off from the internet
solid sun
so into the worse direction
peak folio
Whether itās good or bad entirely depends on how censorious you are.
glad needle
They donāt like what a site says they want to be able to just cut it off from th...
Why not cut off European countries from the Internet if they hate it so much
solid sun
Why not cut off European countries from the Internet if they hate it so much
I live in europe and I hate free speech impedement
peak folio
Great firewall of EU
solid sun
there's like 5% or not even that, people that make the internet a bad place, but 95% of the other people have to pay for their crimes.
because 80% of parents don't want to parent properly and oversee their childrens internet history.
glad needle
Also dont let anyone convince you theyāre ONLY gonna censor the porn sites, learned that the hard way
solid sun
what's a pron site
man, I never thought there would come another time when we have to find a new alternative...
but after getting greedy with monetization I should've figured
solid sun
so I should join a lot of adult content oriented discords now? which I've never done yet, so that discord knows I'm an adult.
night plume
I dont need 50 web services asking for my pictures and ID-s
Don't worry, the model will run in the background, scanning your messages and pictures to make its decision.
barren sierra
- they already had a data leak once, who trusts them with this shit, who ever is an investor into this and demands this data needs to be put in a chair, tied and questioned by some government entities
preferably every existing one on this planet
peak folio
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2020879111061725338
Youād be surprised how many platforms are already doing this.
Ofc if you have a 20yo google account or something, youtube assumes youāre an adult
simple aurora
Ofc if you have a 20yo google account or something, youtube assumes youāre an ad...
That's the neat part. Discord could have done that for accounts that were over 5 years ago.
Now everyone's assumed a teen.
Including Bucky.
solid sun
so that means only teens will talk among each other, and whoever is verified as confirmed adult can no longer talk to me?
so I can actually live my teenage dream of getting rid of all the boring adults
that I had fifteen years ago
humble parrot
Now everyone's assumed a teen.
peak folio
Now everyone's assumed a teen.
Nothing like being more included for one group by excluding everyone else by default.
night plume
https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kid...
It was at this moment that I realized the Gif says, "music/band" on the shirt instead of "AC/DC" XD
peak folio
donātmud
inner dagger
If ne1 uses nitro they should cancel
Im going to lose access to about 3/4th of my channels. But i am not going to fucking verify
sick flame
Im going to lose access to about 3/4th of my channels. But i am not going to fu...
It's the government's fault
sick flame
X
inner dagger
No they don't. And there is a really easy way to stop this bs.
Lets see how much money discord can lose with nitro subscriptions in 1 month
hearty sonnet
Let's see how much money
inner dagger
Becuase kids arnt the ones paying for it. Or sending id's
sick flame
zinc depot
Im going to lose access to about 3/4th of my channels. But i am not going to fu...
what is happening?
inner dagger
inner dagger
Unfortunately yeah
inner dagger
I LITERALLY got some physical snail mail about my name snd SSN being leaked due to "Conduent" data breach on SATURDAY.
A company i don't even know
Because my employer uses them.
peak folio
No they don't. And there is a really easy way to stop this bs.
Lets see how muc...
Discord isnāt profitable to begin with.
inner dagger
Then if they want to ruin it. LETS BRING IT DOWN
hearty sonnet
š
dusk quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1352715726087258263/1470482540732223562/i...
These are kind of reasonable, chill, but then again, something something complacency is not a good thing
peak folio
It the reports of an IPO are accurate, a dropoff might be a speedbump.
inner dagger
Im sorry. It is NEVER ok to ask you to provide a picture or ask for id to use an online service
zinc depot
what a pisstake
hearty sonnet
Guess we'll be -1 kitten soon
zinc depot
You know what to do
peak folio
Banking will do that, but that actually makes sense.
sick flame
zinc depot
"By embedding diverse teen perspectives directly into decision-making, the Council will help ensure Discordās safety features are protective while balancing teen privacy and autonomy. Council input will inform future product features, policies, and educational resources, grounding Discordās approach in how teens connect through gaming, shared interests, and online communities. Interested teens aged 13-17 can apply to participate in the Teen Council at the link here from now until May 1, 2026."
Who the hell writes this stuff? lol
Diverse teen perspectives?
So they brought a bunch of children on board to make decisions?
inner dagger
Child labor too?
zinc depot
Seems so
peak folio
ngl the entire page is extremely dubious on so many levels
zinc depot
They must be joking
Stage Restrictions: Only age-assured adults may speak on stage in servers.
lol
I'm NEVER giving discord my picture or i.d
peak folio
None of this is to protect children.
zinc depot
The whole point of this platform is anonymity
hearty sonnet
This server might get nice & quiet soon š«
sick flame
This server might get nice & quiet soon š«
peak folio
This server might get nice & quiet soon š«
Is this a NSFW server? 
hearty sonnet
Is this a NSFW server? <:Fan_flushed:782859446417752084>
Seems like it
peak folio
sick flame
solid sun
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1352715726087258263/1470482540732223562/i...
I mean can't I just pretend to be my parent and go through the parental setting of my freshly made account set my main as 'child' and verify it to be granted access.
solid sun
This server might get nice & quiet soon š«
sucks that you won't get to moderate my messages anymore. was nice knowing you.
hearty sonnet
sucks that you won't get to moderate my messages anymore. was nice knowing you.
Yeah RIP, it's just gonna be me in here
Sending GIFs to myself
dim nymph
These are *kind of* reasonable, chill, but then again, something something compl...
Dawg...
inner dagger
You dont need an app or setting to limit child acess to things.. you can literally do ALL of that from your data plan and firewall.
You want to knoe what my dad did to keep mt from accessing our home pentium III pc 20 years ago?
HE BUILD A WOODEN SAFE AROUNF IT. Only thing acessable was the plugs in the back. It had a padlock on the front.
Because i could break into the pc without a password
zinc depot
Just don't make any servers or channels nsfw
inner dagger
Bro like i said 3/4th of my servers are adult servers
inner dagger
They cant, they would be shutdown. They're offical company discords.
hearty sonnet
Sexy companies
inner dagger
If your curious you can check the tag i run...
peak folio
You canāt just let everybody in, that has its own problems.
zinc depot
So servers are forced to age gate and now the platform is forcing age verification by photo and id
peak folio
Thatās why itās a problem
zinc depot
I need to meet the people deciding this, they deserve to have their stupidity formally recognised
solid sun
If your curious you can check the tag i run...
it's a private server tag, it doesn't show info on the server
inner dagger
They're gambling they wont lose as much money as they will make by selling your personal data
peak folio
The systems are easily bypassed anyway, but they like the honeypots after seeing how effective it is in certain jurisdictions
bleak crater
You dont need an app or setting to limit child acess to things.. you can literal...
Kids are too smart, they'd setup a VPN.
bleak crater
HE BUILD A WOODEN SAFE AROUNF IT. Only thing acessable was the plugs in the bac...
Now THAT is what you should do instead
hearty sonnet
it's a private server tag, it doesn't show info on the server
I've never been so not-curious in my life
inner dagger
it's a private server tag, it doesn't show info on the server
Its a game called "wildlife" releasing later this year
peak folio
Monster Hunter Wildlife
sick flame
Monster Hunter Wildlife
š
inner dagger
If your curious you can see the cinematic trailer here.
||https://vimeo.com/637964133||
Trailer is SFW, but game itself is not
That page is sfw enough to link,but yeah the game is absolutely not, so if you go googling beyond it, thats on you.
barren sierra
Knowing what you posted in the past in this discord, im not going to inquire into what ever in fresh hells that game is
teal summit
so i've seen the game Palworld_Palfarm on steam is this thing actually being made? cuz it looks interesting and the discord leads here but there is no role associated with it
inner dagger
Wtf did i post in the past?
inner dagger
so i've seen the game Palworld_Palfarm on steam is this thing actually being mad...
Yes it is.
teal summit
cool
inner dagger
Also planned for release sometime this year
Although its unclear if that will be a full launch or an open beta
Like palworld is in now
bitter agate
So servers are forced to age gate and now the platform is forcing age verificati...
How am I supposed to pass age verification with a photo? Every time I try to it doesn't recognize me as having a face... Mostly due to my wizard beard
hearty sonnet
I am legit just a tombstone
inner dagger
If they want to use ai then you do the same.
hearty sonnet
Jk Rusty is older than I
inner dagger
hearty sonnet
I'm up there tho
bitter agate
Jk Rusty is older than I
I grew up in the long-long ago, when Internet was only dial up
A time when phones were still rotary
hearty sonnet
A time when phones were still rotary
I was on dial up, and was briefly around for rotary phones, my grandparents had one lmao
inner dagger
We had a disconnected rotary phone in the garage. But our housrbphobe had buttons
My grandpa had an og phone though
bitter agate
The real OG phones had only the one button
inner dagger
I cant link pictures here but
bitter agate
"patch me through, switch board!" -said ye ol timey man in the past
inner dagger
Inagine what you see in old videos where the thing you talk into is seperate from the thing you listen with
barren sierra
The verifier asks you stupid shit like "open your mouth" "Turn to the sides" its an actual face scan
night plume
Phone receiver and speaker
inner dagger
He also has a pendulum clock, a wood stove,
bitter agate
But not enough wood powered cars...
night plume
Some of the wood stives I have seen in the videos I watch look amazing.
inner dagger
He grew up in the 20s though
zinc depot
The verifier asks you stupid shit like "open your mouth" "Turn to the sides" its...
Insidious
inner dagger
Sorry.. 1920s.. i guess we're in the 20s again...
bitter agate
Over half way!
peak folio
The 20s are ass
hearty sonnet
Lots of wood powered stoves in the world
I legit heat my place with a wood stove haha
bitter agate
I legit heat my place with a wood stove haha
I wish my fire place was on the bedroom side of the house and not the opposite
hearty sonnet
Mine is in the sub basement where my PC also is, basically right next to me
zinc depot
I just have a cup of hot coffee
night plume
I still need to hire someone to clean my fire place
zinc depot
Buy a brush
peak folio
Or hire a chimney sweep
zinc depot
he said fireplace, not chimney
peak folio
If itās just the fireplace itself a brush will do
humble parrot
Brush science
night plume
Chimney*
barren sierra
It gets you dirty, sure, but having a fireplace doesnt let you stay lazy, you have to clean it from time to time
night plume
Inherited the house, it hasn't been cleaned and has sat up with whatever gunk was in it, and it has been messed with through 3 or 4 roof repairs.
It is one of those better safe than sorry, get a professional type deals.
Looks like you set up a yearly plan, so they can't cancel until that plan is up
abstract cargo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490957629355720725/1470505475463446569/ba...
I've cancelled several times. Good bait though.
zinc depot
people do weird crap
night plume
Wood burning
zinc depot
Customer told me about a house they lived in previously
They hired decorators to paint the living room, two brothers
The brothers had a shouting match in the living room and left after arguing, took the paint with them, wouldn't come back
peak folio
Looks like you set up a yearly plan, so they can't cancel until that plan is up
Donāt commit to a plan with anyone youāve never had work for you before.
night plume
Donāt commit to a plan with anyone youāve never had work for you before.
That was referring to the nitro cancellation pic
zinc depot
That night they turned on the gas fire like normal, heat up the room, it wouldn't light properly
Then a big old fireball came out of the fireplace
peak folio
That was referring to the nitro cancellation pic
nvm then
zinc depot
scared them half to death
night plume
Why were the painters messing with the fireplace o.O
zinc depot
They found a bunch of rags and some decorating overalls shoved up the chimney
night plume
Things like this are why I am a hoverer >.>
night plume
Should have sued, that falls under attempted murder xD
zinc depot
Have to prove it
inner dagger
I've cancelled several times. Good bait though.
No i mean the cancelation servers are getting hit to hard to handle all the requests.
night plume
Overalls would still have dna on them
zinc depot
Maybe
peak folio
That definitely needs an explanation
zinc depot
But you would have to get a warrant to get dna from those decorators, not so easy
Weird, makes no sense, why do that lol
peak folio
Youāre not gonna get that without a charge or a lawsuit
zinc depot
Things like this are why I am a hoverer >.>
night plume
<:chikipisus:1288294751375982652>
I ask before I sign for the job >.>
"I like to hover and watch the work, will you be okay with this?"
If they say yes, I sign, I hover >.>
zinc depot
Ok satan
humble parrot
zinc depot
You'll get terribly bored watching me paint a wall
night plume
More board if I were the one doing it
zinc depot
Thankfully I get any other trades from trusted sources
It's problematic when you hire randomly
People will set up entire companies, vans etc, with no clue what they are doing and unleash themselves on customers
night plume
I have had better luck hiring random Handy Man John from a hand written sign than going with reputable companies x.x
zinc depot
Once went to a job and the customer told me about a professional looking company that installed a conservatory roof
They didn't line up the pattern to be even on both sides
cladding mismatched all over
He took a video of them cutting cladding over a beer crate
Refused to pay them
night plume
My dad hired some guys to turn our back porch into a room and extend a porch off of it.
Since his gf at the time knew the guys, he set up the work to be done under her supervision.
I called him up bc they got angry at me for taking pics. Things weren't square, gaps between walls leading outside that were half an inch to 1 jnch thick, cement was leveled using our fence that they tore down to make the cement frame and level boards.
zinc depot
lmao
night plume
His gf just shrugged bc they were doing their job. I called him up, told him what I saw, he came home immediately.
It was too late though, the workers took all of the good materials my dad had bought for the job (yes, my dad bought the materials) and left cheaper/thinner boards/lumber behind.
zinc depot
Got no levelling board for screeding?, no problem, go tear down the fence
night plume
Oh, and don't get me started on the "new" roof they put on
night plume
My dad tried to sue for his money back and no lawyer would take it bc the accounts against the guy were too many and not going anywhere.
I still have the file >.>
zinc depot
The problem with suing, they have to have money or some assets
teal iron
@peak folio your tier list sucks
Seriously what is that F tier, you're just wrong and you know it
peak folio
<@242831656975597569> your tier list sucks
Seriously what is that F tier, you're...
Youāll have to ask the fellow that made it.
I donāt endorse or shame anything I post in memes.
hearty sonnet
Based
night plume
I post memes that made me chuckle bc I want others to also be able to get a laugh.
hearty sonnet
I only delete memes 
night plume
So you did delete my Gowron meme!
hearty sonnet
Nah, regluars have diplomatic immunity
I only delete memes posted by colorless freaks
sick flame
night plume
XD
Pretty sure automod deleted my meme bc I posted it as a reply to another.
And you said you would yell at the automod on my behalf, so all is good xD
hearty sonnet
I don't think auto mod deletes things haha, it just blocks them from being posted
So you'll know right away
teal iron
I only delete memes posted by colorless freaks
lmao
night plume
:O
zinc depot
I don't think auto mod deletes things haha, it just blocks them from being poste...
automod is the real enemy
barren sierra
Nah, regluars have diplomatic immunity
https://tenor.com/view/cat-sus-meme-kitten-suspicious-gif-1123663248067163006 My memes are still up, get to work
peak folio
night plume
Do you want to run faster? Pay us $5 for these new sneakers.
Still not fast enough? $10 for these specialized running shoes.
Oh, you can pay $2 for a thunderbolt design to be drawn on the shoes for a tiny speed boost.
You bought another pair of shoes? The thunderbolt doesn't transfer, it is per pair
boreal crow
Oh ew wtf discord wants a face scan? Lmao no, def canceling my nitro
peak folio
A lot of people saying similarā¦
full mountain
I'm hoping me having a nitro sub for as long as I have will convince them I am an adult
Cuz apparently they'll try to inference your age if you're a part of age gated servers and channels and stuff
teal iron
i think they just say that to justify data harvesting and reduce outrage
They might mark a bunch of accounts as adult to like, save time and manpower
because they're lazy
sacred mango
Interesting. 
hearty sonnet
zinc depot
Stupid age verify
full mountain
There's no way I'm giving my ID nor a face scan to a company that has leaked both datasets twice
hearty sonnet
I'll just send them a screenshot of my boomer ass Steam library
hearty sonnet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504691426265661447/1470546366446178555/im...
Thank you for your service š¤
peak folio
With not very much XP
hexed sentinel
mental summit
https://fxtwitter.com/Bucky_cm/status/2020874686738186464
Didnt make it using the painted walls feature added in home sweet home, actually pathetic
humble parrot
potent ridge
could i get help play testing a card game i made rq?
acoustic gust
novel sun
Cyborg legion? I thought they were 100% robotic, no biological parts in them
scarlet marsh
Helldivers 1 had a Cyborg faction, which got officially conquered and put to work in the mines according to Helldivers 2 lore. Then the Automatons showed up, from Cyborg space.
There were initial questions in the fandom about whether the Cyborgs created the Automatons or not, I guess this proves they did.
snow thistle
humble parrot
A month from now
sacred mango
distant yarrow
So many good game releases and updates T~T
hexed sentinel
Never Grave release soon!
"This game is not yet available on Steam
Planned Release Date: Mar 4, 2026
This game plans to unlock in approximately 3 weeks"
hexed sentinel
<a:NG_run:1457999121351835698>
I had a bad day today. I hope you had a better day.
snow thistle
It's still early here so not sure which way it will go...
good day or bad day
TBD
sacred mango
š
humble parrot
No mid day?
hexed sentinel
š¶
prime agate
teal iron
No mid day?
me when my cowboy friend says he's busy today
humble parrot
š
sacred mango
worldly ivy
Beetles are fucking stupid
Youāre telling me you evolved over hundreds of millions of years to be one of the best insects on the planet and youāre completely useless when I grab you by the nose?
sacred mango
Beetles are fucking stupid
Youāre telling me you evolved over hundreds of milli...
worldly ivy
Iāll grab that nose
barren sierra
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/610964378552107010/1470660726275309608/bdf21a06-4964-4a0e-9254-eacbea674f78.jpg?ex=698c1b08&is=698ac988&hm=186e4fead5e3775183e7e0b4821037e724b2199faba162e8a07c77fa8a544704&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/610964378552107010/1470660726992670771/07f882ff-cfa6-43b8-ae4e-bcbb49863bd4.jpg?ex=698c1b08&is=698ac988&hm=dda290df1d3f37a2fd8f966e6346e2d9c08f807a9d94545a9d96d5047854ad0a&
i thought someone covered the head with a cap, turns out its part of it
i have zero clue what I just pulled out of the recycler
jaunty kraken
https://x.com/i/status/2021024399386964068
@prime agate
X
zinc depot
i have zero clue what I just pulled out of the recycler
Goo jit zu toy
Fill it full of manufactured goo
It stretches
zinc depot
drifting fjord
https://www.ign.com/articles/from-expeditioners-to-knights-clair-obscur-expediti...
Uhhh yes I totally worked on this game! Absolutely did, can totally prove it if it wasnāt for that darn NDA! Whereās my knight title? š„ŗ
While youāre at it I would like a complementary suit of plate armour and a cool sword š
peak folio
bitter agate
Fill it full of manufactured goo
Gooner!
peak folio
sacred mango
peak folio
X
barren sierra
The core of the game was made, it needs less to maintain
peak folio
Just simulate the old arcade fighting games and charge a quarter for every play session that didnāt carry over a win.
novel sun
The core of the game was made, it needs less to maintain
Yeah but game-producing companies are gonna make more games, usually if a dev is good they're put on a new project
peak folio
I think GDC said 25% of game devs were laid off in the last two years.
solid sun
https://x.com/gameinformer/status/2020969019730243754
didn't even know the game launched
solid sun
Yeah but game-producing companies are gonna make more games, usually if a dev is...
riot games is not a 'make games first' company, it's a company that buys up random studios to maybe make games for them and at worst hinder them to make any competitive games that could steal attention from the games they have.
prisma owl
Is this or Valheim a better game to play?
hearty sonnet
Is this or Valheim a better game to play?
Define "this"
Trick question tho, Valhiem is better than most games
prisma owl
Define "this"
Is this a Craftopia server as well? I didn't know that.
hearty sonnet
Is this a Craftopia server as well? I didn't know that.
Aye m8ey
prisma owl
Aye m8ey
Other Pocketpair games are barely ever mentioned in any facet, so. š¤·
Trying to pick between Palworld and Valheim to play. Both are mid imo. Trying to find pros/cons.
hearty sonnet
Other Pocketpair games are barely ever mentioned in any facet, so. š¤·
Trying t...
Good luck with your findings
night plume
Pros - play it if you like it.
Cons - don't waste time playing a game if you don't enjoy it.
Solved ^.^
hearty sonnet
Palworld is good game.
Craftopia is good game but I won't recommend new people play it until some stuff is sorted out.
Valheim is good game.
bitter agate
I've got 1k+ hours in valheim and will play more. Building is a little janky or low on advanced placement options so I'd recommend a mod if you like building. But otherwise my favorite Viking sailing simulator.
full terrace
Pros - play it if you like it.
Cons - don't waste time playing a game if you don...
What a hot take you have there
bitter agate
What a hot take you have there
Could say the same about this... XD
hearty sonnet
I've got 1k+ hours in valheim and will play more. Building is a little janky or ...
Me too, I think I have 1500 and I am still playing it
I played it for hours last night hehe
night plume
Easiest way to decide on a game.
If you enjoy both games, then decide pros and cons to decide what to play. But if both are found to be "mid" play something else, something you will enjoy
bitter agate
Don't get the "mid" I think valheim is amazing. As long as you play with friends. Might be painful solo
prisma owl
Easiest way to decide on a game.
If you enjoy both games, then decide pros and ...
I would if I could hold a controller properly. But, I cannot, so I have to stick to games on M&K.
hearty sonnet
I've done it all single player, but it's really fun on a server with cool people
Even without cool people it's still fun lol
night plume
I would if I could hold a controller properly. But, I cannot, so I have to stick...
I do not understand what that has to do with what I said o.o
bitter agate
The bases we built on valheim were so big when I invited a guy from work to join us on his Xbox he couldn't be around what we built, it was too much for his console to render.
prisma owl
I do not understand what that has to do with what I said o.o
The games I usually enjoy are on console or able to be played with a controller. Neither of those are possible for me, so I'm stuck with games I don't know or don't enjoy.
night plume
Both games you listed are also on PC with Mouse and Keyboard o.o
I feel I am misunderstanding something somewhere, sorry
prisma owl
Both games you listed are also on PC with Mouse and Keyboard o.o
I feel I am mis...
I didn't say I was playing Valheim or Palworld on Xbox.
Or any console.
bitter agate
Get used to a kb/mouse controller boy! It's better.
prisma owl
Get used to a kb/mouse controller boy! It's better.
Tell me that when you're missing fingers.
night plume
I didn't say I was playing Valheim or Palworld on Xbox.
I wrote it out, I now see what you were saying.
My brother and I used to play games with our feet just to see if we could do it
(Just a Mal tidbit bc why not)
bitter agate
Is there a good story about the missing fingers? š¤
prisma owl
Is there a good story about the missing fingers? š¤
Nope lol. Epilepsy is one hell of a drug.
bitter agate
Oh yikes...
prisma owl
I guess I'll have to play old games on emulators. Which sounds terrible; playing SNES games on M&K.
hearty sonnet
Haha I downloaded a massive SNES ROM pack recently
prisma owl
Haha I downloaded a massive SNES ROM pack recently
Emulated ganes aren't bad. But, it's gross not being able to hold a controller. Playing SMB on M&K makes me want to upchuck.
hearty sonnet
Lol same episode I think
Yeah Joey is even wearing the same thing
Chanandler Bong
night plume
This gif is so saddening o.o
hearty sonnet
Hey lemme tell ya bout my BEST FRIEND
Yeah, poor guy
Life was not kind to him after the show stopped airing
And he was always my favorite
zinc depot
Is there a good story about the missing fingers? š¤
You heard nothing
leaden nova
https://x.com/discord/status/2021295316469940606
bitter agate
Emulated ganes aren't bad. But, it's gross not being able to hold a controller. ...
What if I told you that the N64 controller exists...
median thunder
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leaden nova
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is this a rickroll in 2026? 
hearty sonnet
https://x.com/discord/status/2021295316469940606
Discord?
More like Discard at this rate
prisma owl
What if I told you that the N64 controller exists...
Doing a 1080 in 1080 Snowboarding was still probably one of the hardest achievements I've ever done.
peak folio
Discord?
More like Discard at this rate
š®
bitter agate
I'll go back to teamspeak so fast
median thunder
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bitter agate
Slack was pretty good in the day too
prisma owl
Slack was pretty good in the day too
There are other discord alternatives that even have 4k streaming, but no one uses them.
zinc depot
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how tf are you doing that?
median thunder
Slack was pretty good in the day too
Raidcall was the best.
peak folio
The venn diagram of people who are terminally online, donāt want to submit biometrics, AND subscribe to Discord Nitro most likely has a significant overlap.
bitter agate
I'm just here to talk to my friends and talk sheet
zinc depot
I break every venn diagram
peak folio
I break every venn diagram
Not sure an individual can do thatā¦
bitter agate
I break every venn diagram
You made every venn diagram though, didn't you God?
zinc depot
Nah
peak folio
People who pay for Nitro are obviously valuable to Discord. If a non-trivial portion cancels thatās gonna be a problem for the IPO.
Hypothetically speaking, ofc.
zinc depot
A karen thought that up
"Think of the children"
Let's force age verification on EVERYONE
hearty sonnet
"Think of the children"
Average YouTuber: "Already am"
peak folio
leaden nova
how tf are you doing that?
It is message formatting, doesn't require Nitro.
two * around words will italicize it. Like this
Using -# before words will make it a subheader and look more like a system message.
-# like this.
And finally using [words](link here) will make a hyperlink, like this.
aw, embed ruined the joke
median thunder
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Just hit copy text lol
zinc depot
Ree
leaden nova
There are others I've seen floating around, like below-
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acoustic gust
There are others I've seen floating around, like below-
š Message has been Reda...
You almost got me there.
Now have this
bitter agate
Things I realized today: my Gmail and steam accounts are old enough to join me for a drink. O.o
hearty sonnet
My Gmail is only 12, can't even use Discord
novel sun
Sweet
teal iron
Not sure an individual can do thatā¦
skill issue?
humble parrot
wheat widget
teal iron
#off-topic-memes message the cruel reality is that teamspeak is probably going to start requiring it too
Oh well I guess I'll have to present my ID in order to continue accessing my furry palworld roleplay server 
simple aurora
dusk quartz
And, chill, the award for the loudest trailer goes to...
Looks pretty cool, they're totally getting sued for copying PalSync though, chillruru
solid sun
Pokemon is not a survival crafting game...
glad needle
What happens if I refuse to give info to Discord?
teal iron
They send a comically huge guy, like he's so big he can't fit through most doors, and he grabs you like a stuffed doll and extracts info with psychic power
teal iron
Looks pretty cool, they're totally getting sued for copying PalSync though, chil...
Ikr
Yet ANOTHER PalSync game
and I still haven't received my royalties from the first one!
barren sierra
What happens if I refuse to give info to Discord?
this
swear words block messages
solid sun
that is actually a user made message, bigger servers normally block hidden hyperlink usage
barren sierra
its an example of something
solid sun
when the hyperlink thing first was implemented, bots and scamers went crazy with it, prompting most servers to add a PSA to make people aware not to click those.
fossil crest
https://canary.discord.com/channels/505994577942151180/1081059175322353664/14709...
i find it funny that people seriously consider teamspeak a viable option when it costs hundreds of dollars to simply host a server for your friend group let alone a small community
if anyone wants an actual alternative, fluxer is my go-to
teal iron
Is that a daedream fursona
fossil crest
y--maybe
barren sierra
even the electric ripoff Mirai?
night plume
Did tge person bind the pages in old looking paper?
Did the glossy pages not give it away?
peak folio
That was called out.
maiden narwhal
gusty marten
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2021390867773427769
What a shithead Discord are
night plume
Can't say I disagree with him o.o
I reported someone for harrassment and real world threats and Discord informed them that person that I reported them while telling me if I feel threatened I should go to the police.
zinc depot
Following up on reports is actually work
peak folio
If they actually wanted to make the platform safer theyād do something about the weirdos.
night plume
They buy Nitro
peak folio
Of course
gusty marten
Can't say I disagree with him o.o
I reported someone for harrassment and real wo...
Rights of criminals are given more respect than the privacy of their victims. - MGS2 AI Colonel
peak folio
MGS2, more like MGS 2 Real
night plume
I woke early this morning o.o
Getting stuff done at work!
bitter agate
I ran out of stuff two hours ago...
humble parrot
Get more stuff
bitter agate
Luckily the phone system doesn't seem to be working today!
bitter agate
Get more stuff
I wish I could just get more work to do... But sadly I am just here to play on my raspi or phone for the rest of the day...
devout quiver
hold on... you are complaining that there is not enough work to do?!
i want you as my coworker
bitter agate
Lol... The day just drags on when there's no work... At least when there's stuff to do the day flies by and I'm headed home before I know it
devout quiver
if only more people realised that
leaden nova
Please come work with us, I have 2.5 jobs at my 1 full time job and getting more every week
devout quiver
ngl i miss the pandemic, i got so much work done cause the idiots were at home
bitter agate
Have you got recreational cannabis there? That's my only stip for where I live lol
devout quiver
but i did do 4 peoples work too
leaden nova
nope, immediate fine, arrest if 2nd time or you're selling
bitter agate
I miss selling, but just the money not really the second job
Growing was awesome though
devout quiver
2020 work in a nutshell
Registering trucks comoing in and weighing them
Driving the bulldozer
Taking out samples from the dirt and analyzing them
Collate results from samples into enviro reports
Meet with enviro peeps once a week to deliver the report
Deliver invoices for payments
Verify they are paid
Be annoying as fuck towards those that dont pay.
peak folio
My productivity today is shot because the ERP is hella unresponsive today. š
devout quiver
i am far happier now working for the social services
night plume
My productivity today is shot because the ERP is hella unresponsive today. š
You should spell that out xD
night plume
See xD
devout quiver
Err.... roleplay
solid sun
My productivity today is shot because the ERP is hella unresponsive today. š
are you standing in Limsa Lominsa?
night plume
Again, SEE????? XD
peak folio
Anybody who works on a computer probably knows what an ERP is.
humble parrot
Electronic Role Play
night plume
š¤emergency response protocol?
(Best I've got on a serious note(
leaden nova
Exciting Role Play 
devout quiver
exotic rolepay
peak folio
Erot Enterprise Resource Planning
night plume
Never heard of it
devout quiver
no no, tell us about your pinapple on pizza fantasies
peak folio
But that abbreviation trolls people on discord pretty well
peak folio
Never heard of it
fr?
night plume
Had pineapple shrimp recently, was amazing, highly recommend.
devout quiver
Had pineapple shrimp recently, was amazing, highly recommend.
banana curry with peanuts
fking amazing pizza
night plume
Not a fan of bananas :/
sacred mango
Not a fan of bananas :/
You're not a fan of bananas? 
peak folio
If I have, it was an in lassing thing that didn't mean much when I heard it.
Itās a general term for systems that are often used by everybody that keeps track of everything
SAP is a common one
A lot of companies still use AS400
which is terrifying
peak folio
lol, yeahā¦
night plume
You're not a fan of bananas? <:uncanny:1444138793929277550>
Used to love them as a kid.
Love the smell of them.
But when I have anything banana, the taste or texture makes me feel sick and idk why :/
night plume
I read somewhere that the artificial banana taste is more close in taste to what original bananas used to taste like than the modern banana is.
sacred mango
Interesting.
night plume
But, read on the internet, don't remember where to be able to pull it up, so it could be unfounded xD
sacred mango
Oh yes
peak folio
I read somewhere that the artificial banana taste is more close in taste to what...
I donāt know about thatā¦
sacred mango
Reminds me of how artificial cherry flavor tastes like medicine, to a lot of people.
-# I have no idea why I like artificial cherry flavor?
-# Or why I prioritize cherry and orange starburst
humble parrot
sacred mango
hmmmmmmmmmmm 
night plume
My migraine meds and a stomach med I have have the best cherry flavor ever. I have asked 2 doctors if they know where I can get the flavoring >.>
Someone is going to have to explain what was so funny about my previous message xD
It is going right over my head.
peak folio
Last time I went to the dentist for the biyearly prophylaxis, they offered like eight flavors for the polish.
night plume
hmmmmmmmmmmm <:thonk:562718693990203454>
Hobby lobby has these really nice cherry candies
night plume
Last time I went to the dentist for the biyearly prophylaxis, they offered like ...
Me - not vanilla, not bubblegum, if you have unflavored by all means that one please
peak folio
Wasnāt just mint and whatever, there was ābirthday cakeā and chocolate and crap
night plume
Otherwise, stick with mint x.x
Then they gave me mint chocolate chip.....
peak folio
Imagine walking out of the dentist tasting chocolate
night plume
Mint chocolate chip ice cream is my fav ice cream.
As a "flavoring" in things it is disgusting
peak folio
š
devout quiver
I read somewhere that the artificial banana taste is more close in taste to what...
true, the artificial banana flaor is still the flavor of the previous consumer banana before it went extinct from fungal infestations.
Funny thing is that the current consumer banana is also about to go extinct due to fungal infestations in the exact same way.
night plume
Hey, verification for the info xD
All hail!
devout quiver
Monoculture agroculture is bad Mkay
how about cloneculture?
That is.... so much worse....
peak folio
Bananas canāt survive despite artificial selection? rip
bitter agate
Fruit and pizza don't mix. Just stop you sickos!
bitter agate
Olives are gross. But tomatoes will always be a vegetable to me... Can't change my mind!
devout quiver
strawberries are nuts
bitter agate
The only fruit I get excited about are berries everything else is mid at best
Guacamole berries are the best
sacred mango
Tomatoes are a vegetable, like a pumpkin. 