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sick flame
mental summit
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It’s been 12 fucking years since the mega walls trailer that teased this game, I know cause I was there, just way too much hype and way too much trying to meet expectations

sick flame
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already send 2h ago croajirokek

sacred mango
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poor xbox

mental summit
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I choose to prefer the mightykeef Xbox as the canon one:

Knew ahead of time valve was entering the space, cut their losses, and are just chilling like thanos looking at the sunrise, they’re fighting days are over vegeta ass speak

peak folio
peak folio
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If it does they’re gonna want to work with retailers

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But as of today there’s no reason for valve to make such a bet.

spring ginkgo
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lol mightykeef. His videos are great

peak folio
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||Just imagine the freak out if Nishino or Furukawa bought a superyacht||

teal iron
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Why does he need a science lab

spring ginkgo
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For science stuff of course

teal iron
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Ok why does a CEO for a games distribution platform need science stuff

spring ginkgo
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🤷‍♂️

peak folio
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R&D of course

sacred mango
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gaming science harapeko

humble parrot
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No one really cares whenever any rich person does it

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No matter who the person is

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Like, did you care when Musk bought a yatch

glad needle
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We’re PC gamers here

teal iron
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That does not involve a lab

boreal falcon
humble parrot
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I'm more curious about the lab tbh

tranquil obsidian
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why is noone talking about the basketball court

teal iron
humble parrot
tranquil obsidian
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misses hoop
drops basketball in the middle of the ocean
"i'm not fetching that"

glad needle
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I just say “keep it pushin ya dirty fuckin corpo”

sacred mango
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-# there we go

tranquil obsidian
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"Gabe Johnson here...."

humble parrot
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They probably own several for that matter

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

teal iron
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So I'm assuming Gabe went from like a normal boat to use as a huge sink of money that isn't taxed to like
An entire mansion that doesn't pay property taxes

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Good for him I guess

hushed verge
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One piece being coopted in Mexico is hilarious

tranquil obsidian
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"you may be wondering why we built our science lab on a boat and sailed it into international waters. those questions are for our legal team and ethics commitee. here, we focus on science"

humble parrot
hushed verge
teal iron
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Or maybe it's not a tax dodge maybe they plan to keep these boats until the sea level rises and then they can just sail to the newly vacant real estate and wait for the water to recede and bam, new mansion

sacred mango
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*Aperture Science mono_raise *

humble parrot
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The lab is to genetically engineer catgirls in international waters

boreal falcon
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"We do what we must, because we can!"

humble parrot
sick flame
humble parrot
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Then you cannot trade in almost anything

peak folio
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Except for Gabe since Valve can do no wrong

humble parrot
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Don't remember any headlines when EA exec bought a yatch

peak folio
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||Musk actually sold his mansion and downsized||

peak folio
sick flame
peak folio
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In the end MS owns both. XenoStare

tough comet
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that photo makes him look like a goblin elf

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and those dead eyes, and unreal white teeth

peak folio
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Despite the anything-goes branding, GameStop has outlined a detailed set of items that won’t be accepted. Exclusions include hazardous waste, chemicals, and liquids, as well as lithium-ion batteries or any item that contains one. Weapons and ammo are not allowed. Dead or Alive animals are prohibited, although taxidermy is permitted.

humble parrot
peak folio
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I thought that was Blizzard

humble parrot
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They are the same company

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Acti-Blizz

peak folio
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Like old blizzard

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Maybe I’m overthinking it

leaden nova
peak folio
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Blanket might be too big

peak folio
drifting fjord
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Check his ears for bugs

tranquil obsidian
peak folio
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They were clearly just saying that

novel sun
hushed verge
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Its still hilarious to me that the cia coopted one piece for their right wing protests in mexico

hushed verge
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Adi shankar cannot make anything good

peak folio
copper inlet
sick flame
peak folio
fresh shard
humble parrot
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Does that mean they don't take Bloody Roar

copper inlet
peak folio
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There’s a load of restrictions including size.

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But maybe Gamestop wants to he a thrift store.

copper inlet
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Strange midlife crisis for Gamestop but okay

peak folio
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They’re kind of halfway there already.

copper inlet
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Haven't been to a Gamestop in a long time. The only time I mentioned of Gamestop was when I made a stupid and dumb copypasta to my friends, basically shitting on how boring they became. I at least had fun with that.

novel sun
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I can't wait to sell the barely functional "phone amplifier" wooden box I made years ago

cloud crown
humble parrot
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Also, brave of them to accept Concord

copper inlet
hexed sentinel
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Did I do it right, Bucky?

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(Website is dying)

simple aurora
peak folio
simple aurora
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Perhaps one of the worst nominee list I've ever seen.

simple aurora
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Is X down?

kindred sleet
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If so, thank goodness, some of yall need a break from that social site

simple aurora
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Leave the casual visitors out of this.

kindred sleet
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Thus i said "some"

unborn mauve
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Its back

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I just missed one notif before it got down lol

zinc depot
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I'm going to do something horrible

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Anyone seen hitch the movies?

maiden narwhal
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Hitch, with will smith? Ya

zinc depot
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I'm going to make the hitch ai

terse orbit
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cloudfare is down , globally , again !

zinc depot
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It'll track women's social media so you can get an idea of where one will likely be and accidentally run into her, to hopefully get a date

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Doing what hitch did but with learning algorithms

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I will monetize stalking

simple aurora
peak folio
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This is a leviathan

jaunty kraken
peak folio
peak folio
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Slack messages between Krafton CEO CH Kim and Unknown Worlds newly-appointed CFO Richard Yoon included in the pre-brief (and posted below) appear to show the pair discussing the prospect of a takeover.

The pre-brief notes that Kim's contract as Krafton CEO is up for renewal in 2026 and claims the situation had become "personal" for him. It also states that Kim asked ChatGPT for advice on how to avoid paying the earnout. The generative AI tool reportedly told Kim it would be "difficult to cancel" the payout.

"Not only was Krafton’s bottom line at stake; the earnout was a threat to Kim's job. Krafton thus took action to neutralize the threat of paying the earnout," continues the pre-brief.

After that realisation sunk in, Krafton and Kim are accused of terminating the plaintiffs by falsely accusing them of attempting to proceed with the "premature" release of Subnautica 2. The pre-brief, however, states that during the discovery phase of the legal battle, Krafton CFO and corporate designee Yoon "could not name a single Krafton employee who actually thought the game was unready for release."

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Per Game Developer

tranquil obsidian
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i mean, i cant name a single person who hates expedition 33, doesnt mean they dont exist =p

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yeah, a lot of these counter arguments seem weak froma legal standpoint

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"he asked for advice" yeah, thats normal behaviour
"he was worried that costing the company money might cost his job" a perfectly normal concern
"could not name anyone" theres no obligation to

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ultimately what it comes down to is "was the moved deadline a forseeable outcome, or a fabricated one"

simple aurora
peak folio
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They’re calling out motivation. I haven’t looked at their filings but GDC’s article doesn’t outline any “proof”

simple aurora
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Sorry. "Journalists".

peak folio
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It is hard to take them seriously

simple aurora
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- Sonic Movie 3 released Dec 20, 2024, 3 days after Game Awards 2024
- Website states if anything released on or after Nov 22, 2024, it'll be first eligible for this year's awards
- Wasn't nominated
- Indiana Jones and the Great Circle has an nomination, it released Dec 9, 2024

QRT: thegameawards
Your nominees for Best Adaptation at #TheGameAwards:

🏆 A Minecraft Movie
🏆 Devil May Cry
🏆 The Last of Us: Season 2
🏆 Splinter Cell: Deathwatch
🏆 Until Dawn

🗳️ Vote Now: http://bit.ly/tgavote

peak folio
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The snub 😔

simple aurora
worldly gate
peak folio
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There’s always a snub

simple aurora
peak folio
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You could argue that Mincraft killed it in sales, but then by that logic Palworld should have won last year.

simple aurora
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Assuming GTA6 gets delayed again to following year. croajirokek

peak folio
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HL3 tho

simple aurora
# peak folio ~~HL3 tho~~

Nah, pretty if the unthinkable happens, it's only going to be an announcement with trailers, right?

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Right? Anubis

peak folio
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idk, there’s enough hopium going around to manifest that game from literally nothing

tranquil obsidian
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"HL3 is available.....right now"
internet outages everywhere

humble parrot
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2026, Gaben personally delivers the first GabeCube. Among the GabeCube things there's a small, seemingly normal Half Life copy. However, the number embedded on it is 3.

peak folio
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I still remember when the HL2 gameplay video came out (back when we had to download videos from FTP sites) and showed off all those physics bases puzzles.

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Everyone was flipping out

simple aurora
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And that's how Earth vanishes without warning.

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And we haven't even got Palworld full release. cat_cry

peak folio
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Maybe that’s why the internet died today

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Valve tried to release it and had to pull it.

simple aurora
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Before wifi was even a thing.

peak folio
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And Phantasy Star Online on the Dreamcast only supported dial-up unless you had the Japanese version.

maiden narwhal
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Wish I could go back in time and play old school PSO when the hype was real

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And New Genesis doesn’t hit for me like classic PSO2 does. So I could only imagine how fun PSO1 would be for me

dim nymph
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Game Awards is just for mostly whatever game trended on twitter

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Cause the judges are game journalists and podcasters

peak folio
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But the journalists and podcasters hate twitter.

maiden narwhal
neat iron
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we don't need 3 red luigis

novel sun
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Replace the doctor with paper

hearty sonnet
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Three red Luigi's walk into a club

night plume
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Mama mia

neat iron
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it's january

mental summit
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Why would Jan being weary matter at all?

hearty sonnet
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Kent is gonna have a PTSD episode & kills all the little alien things I bet

peak folio
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For all the old farts

hearty sonnet
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I miss the flash era

peak folio
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What we have today is far far worse than the flash era

hearty sonnet
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It's crap

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Absolute crap

neat iron
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quite

hearty sonnet
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Mmmm yes

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Indeeed

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I do declare

peak folio
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want to look at literally anything? f u, d/l the app

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yes we need permission to access your contact list and locatiom

zinc depot
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We got silksong before hl3

tranquil obsidian
forest salmon
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Okay, so Cloudflare question:

Can i play online games (like multiplayer kind of stuff) normally, or does Cloudflare being ☠️ does take down online playability, like how AWS going down made you unable to online multiplay?

peak folio
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It depends if it’s in your path or not.

forest salmon
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Uhhh...i'm Europe? Does that matter?
For game example; if i would want to Palworld multiplayer, would i be able to with Cloudflare down?

maiden narwhal
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EU official servers are down, so it’s possibly linked. Try out whatever other game you’re lookin to play. If it works, it works. If not… rooSHRUG

meager olive
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Its rained here

peak folio
humble parrot
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Retiring because it's not their debut game

mental summit
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Big respect, he didn’t have to say anything and chances are he couldve won the whole category, but chose to speak up based on how he interpreted it

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Oops didnt see exp 33 never mind megabonk wasn’t winning that category

peak folio
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E33 probably doesn’t belong in there either. 😅

mental summit
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Oh e33 wasnt debut either?

peak folio
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It’s the team’s debut title, but it’s up to discussion if they’re really independent

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Compared to the publisher owning 99% of everything then yes

zinc depot
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All these indie games getting big is wild

tranquil obsidian
snow thistle
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I love E33, and I know you can’t talk about it without a mob coming after you but still…

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I think you misunderstand the relationship between Kepler and Sandfall 🙂

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Anyway, Megabonk is GOTY and him backing out is a very noble thing to do!

tranquil obsidian
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(thought my first experience with keplar was cat quest III lmao)

snow thistle
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There’s quite a few posts online about the money behind e33 🙂

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Just give it a google

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Anyway, it’s a fantastic game

tranquil obsidian
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yeah, what i find is keplar being "developer first"

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and a former developer under them clarifying that keplar basically let them do whatever they wanted, only really getting involved when the dev had questions

royal shuttle
sick flame
peak folio
simple aurora
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If I were to kick someone out, it's Until Dawn.

peak folio
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I’m not sure that’s how it works.

simple aurora
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Half Life 3 announcement be destroying the world.

hearty sonnet
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Er muh gerd, Herf Lerf

simple aurora
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Or perhaps, Half Life 1 Remake.

sacred mango
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Half Life 2 Alyx Trollface

dusk quartz
simple aurora
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When it's so close to 3 but it's still below 3.

peak folio
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Half-Life Minus Zero

simple aurora
peak folio
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Zero Suit Freeman

rustic basin
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or portal life 3

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witchever sounds better for a combined 3rd game

humble parrot
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Inb4 Team Fortress 3

hexed sentinel
gusty marten
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Left 4 Dead 3 🙂

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Because 1k hour, so much fun, especially mods 😄

simple aurora
odd mesa
simple aurora
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Noticed how all 3 Sonic movies don't involve an underwater setting. Chillet_hee

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Yet he did fine in space.

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Just like the games! croajirokek

dusk quartz
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He can just wear the Zora tunic, chillruru

maiden narwhal
prime agate
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Would be really ashamed if they drowned.

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From all of that, H2O.

simple aurora
prime agate
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Wind Waker Link proves that.

simple aurora
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As such, lore accurate to the game. Cattiva_cool

prime agate
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...AND the Link from Minish Cap.

prime agate
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Although, Wind Waker Link is actually capable of swimming now that I think about it... But, unfortunately. Only for a short time. Meanwhile other Links like the Hero of Time and Hero of Twilight can stay in water the longest.

teal iron
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Tbf if you didn't have a strict limit on swimming time in THE OCEAN GAME you might get some ideas

prime agate
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Imagine modding Wind Waker to make Link into Jesus and just have him walk to one island to another.

lavish slate
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Last night I had a dream about an adventure time character who was a green witch with a scottish accent that sat on a slow flying cauldron and dropped small bricks on people while being verbally rude

unborn mauve
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That's just banjo-kazio

teal iron
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Also WHOA HEXAGON PFP
BASED ALERT

lavish slate
teal iron
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Peak

lavish slate
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The dream itself was fairly realistic though for what it was, the witch just insulted people and dropped bricks while the characters down below got annoyed and called the police

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I guess it was more like Smiling Friends than adventure time :p

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The way the police talked to her it seemed like the witch had a history of hurling bricks and insults

sick flame
jaunty kraken
sick flame
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peak folio
sick flame
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The Game Awards founder Geoff Keighley confirmed MegaBonk has been removed from the Best Debut Indie Game category

The unknown creator 'Vedinad' came forward as an experienced solo developer who released the title under a new name

peak folio
# sick flame <@242831656975597569> https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1991090319190806821

He is one of the game developers I respect the most.
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︀︀Megabonk, of course, but Muck is also a really fun game.
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︀︀I play Muck with my family every New Year.

Quoting Megabonk (@MegabonkGame)

I'm withdrawing from The Game Awards.
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︀︀It's an honor and a dream for Megabonk to be nominated for TGA, but unfortunately i don't think it qualifies for the category "Debut Indie Game"
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︀︀I've made games in the past under different studio names, so Megabonk is not my debut game 🥸

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night plume
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I appreciate his honesty

peak folio
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Totally blew his cover

maiden narwhal
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Step aside, Ultrakill collab, it’s time for a Don’t Stop, Girlypop collab https://fixvx.com/girlypopgame/status/1991119419314253916?s=46&t=NG_RK-YGZh4cqAL8KwPTEw

My game is for ULTRAKILL fans, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for ULTRAKILL fans, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
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QRT: runedicegame
My game is for PEGLIN fans, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for PEGLIN fans, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
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meager olive
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The weather here is eh

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Almost rain lot of fog

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And my helmet is not anti fog

humble parrot
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Morning

jaunty kraken
humble parrot
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You're getting domesticated

jaunty kraken
peak folio
novel sun
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Looks like my guess of $800 is still probable

peak folio
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The $600-$800 always seemed to be the most realistic

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I still say $1k would be a disappointment

kindred sleet
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More than likely 8

novel sun
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Expecting $500 for it is kinda crazy

peak folio
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$500 would be great but definitely not my expectation

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Since console manufacturers are leveraging economies of scale to get there

maiden narwhal
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Nahh, that kinda tech seems like it does too much for a $500 price tag

peak folio
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And Valve only intends to sell it on their own storefront like the Steam Deck.

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So anyone expecting this immediately to kill consoles are kinda… optimistic to put it lightly.

kindred sleet
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It won't

peak folio
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Or that one site saying it’ll be $400 with the controller

kindred sleet
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This will most likely be a niche thing for some consumers to be realistic

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Not saying it should compete
Heck if valve really wanted to they would have done so some time ago
They already have a strangle hold on the gaming market
This is to say that other store fronts are just that bad in the first place anyway

novel sun
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I know one guy who was arguing that there was no need to buy any other console 'cause of the GabeCube. I mentioned the Switch 2's record sales and many exclusives and he just went "emulation" as if 10 year old Timmy is gonna deal with that and not want to play online random matches

night plume
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I kept wondering why I would want one of the steam cubes. Made no sense to me.

Then last weekend, I was lounging on the couch thinking, "man I want to play one of my comp games, but I don't want to move from the couch."
Then the laughter hit me >.>

maiden narwhal
peak folio
peak folio
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Saw that tweet too. The jumping puzzles are the most ass thing ever in true JRPG fashion, but it’s still taking goty. DogeMegaKek

kindred sleet
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Someone said death stranding will take it
I have never gotten such a whiplash in my neck before

peak folio
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Bonk Stranding

hearty sonnet
kindred sleet
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Maybe, I had my phone upwards so that could be it

unborn mauve
novel sun
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Palworld has better designs than this

peak folio
peak folio
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-# Pokemon isn’t exactly the shining jewel of quality

mental summit
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Yeah sparkit is the closest thing and it’s too complex

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For this to be a palworld design it’d have to be heavily simplified

peak folio
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At least that much is like pokemon

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But that creature above looks like someone’s OC than a pal or pokemon

mental summit
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Yeah even some of the skins like the Anubis skin aren’t this complicated

novel sun
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Spot on description

peak folio
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Did you have to pick Anubis? mono_yumcha

mental summit
peak folio
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It certainly looks it

mental summit
mental summit
peak folio
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There are a bunch of “clothed” pals ig, but “Anubis” is such an obvious parody

mental summit
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Parody? You know there’s an actual Anubis in Egyptian mythology right?

peak folio
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It’s interesting that they just literally named it Anubis though. At least we won’t have to worry about a trademark on the name.

glad needle
hearty sonnet
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@mental summit mono_raise

mental summit
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Well I tried to show a pic of the Anubis skin for a side by side comparison but apparently server doesn’t like that

hearty sonnet
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This server is a finicky bitch

mental summit
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So you’re just gonna need to go in game and see it yourself

hearty sonnet
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I don't play video games, they are for nerds

peak folio
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Automod being a jerk?

hearty sonnet
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ye

peak folio
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Shell to the rescue

hearty sonnet
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I saw it happen in real time

mental summit
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Ty shell knight

peak folio
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Having to save us all the time

mental summit
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Knight in shelling armor

peak folio
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✨ 🐚 ✨

hearty sonnet
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Im not special, I put on my sabatons one foot at a time, same as you all

peak folio
jaunty kraken
peak folio
peak folio
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If Palworld looked like that none of them would have a problem with it to begin with.

stone lotus
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Wow I should not have read the replies to that crap. Gotta love people still trying to push the "asset theft" misinformation too.

hearty sonnet
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Lol I'm gonna die, but I rarely play Palworld & I thought that above thing was an actual Pal 🫠

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I was like "sweet an electric ice type maybe"

teal iron
unborn mauve
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high chance

that he didn't

teal iron
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Hmm actually now that I look at it, he might be onto something

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You just gotta make a few small changes, such as everything

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Apply an intense blur to the image, and show it to someone who has never played any video game and ask them to draw what that blur looks like, and maybe you might have a Palworld design

neat iron
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lol

teal iron
sick flame
hearty sonnet
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Digimon has cool designs but super stupid names

unborn mauve
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"something something" Mon

hearty sonnet
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Ya mon

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Preach da righteous troof mon

peak folio
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As silly as the digimon are, the series is just epic

hearty sonnet
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It's gotta be, I remember it as a small kid & it's still around today.
Unlike Pokemon tho, I've never heard a single bad thing about Digimon, like ever in my life haha

sick flame
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Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh

hearty sonnet
rustic basin
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E

hearty sonnet
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Strawberry soft serve

rustic basin
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still weird that there was no paroity between the hamster with wings and the cat evolving into the angles though lol

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i sadly dont remember any of there names

rustic basin
mighty wagon
mental summit
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Well of course it’s not exactly like the Anubis depicted in actual Egyptian hieroglyphs but it still pretty much gets the point across imo

stone lotus
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On that note, wonder when we're getting Sekhmet in the main game since she was teased for the farming sim.

mental summit
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Like, I’m sure if you showed people who had never seen lucario before, a picture of Anubis with no words, they’d prob understand it’s supposed to be Anubis

mental summit
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Also why are we still talking about palworld this is off topic

stone lotus
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In my defense, I am sick and my brain is going brrrrrrrr.

mental summit
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Fair hope ya feel better

peak folio
hearty sonnet
peak folio
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Even as a kid watching that, I was like “yeah no, that’s poop.”

rustic basin
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E

night plume
teal iron
peak folio
teal iron
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The starbound mod that inspired APIS had a really funny dialogue when you pick up the "sludge" block, the computer bird lady was like "ew, imagine having to poop that out every once in awhile"

sick flame
lofty wind
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gnort fight

peak folio
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🍴

sick flame
hearty sonnet
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Lol

night plume
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An entire movie about Wile E. using Acme products?

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Also, anyone else grow up with a slight fear of any company named Acme bc of Looney Toons?

peak folio
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Sakurai never gets to stay retired

hearty sonnet
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A Wile E Coyote standalone movie in 2025 is nutty

peak folio
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Watch out for Mega Zeraora, the Thunderclap Pokémon, in Pokémon Legends: Z-A – Mega Dimension! ⚡

It looks like getting Mega Zeraora for your team will be a little difficult.​

Keep your eyes peeled for a way to encounter it as you play through the DLC!

Find all your favorite Pokémon merchandise at the official Pokémon Center: https:/...

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minor mulch
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Anyone playing palworld?

worldly gate
teal iron
leaden nova
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maybe sakurai could just do the lore and that's it or something, but I get the feeling if his name is on it at all he wants to do everything mono_yumcha

peak folio
#

That would be such a tease.

hexed sentinel
jaunty kraken
tranquil obsidian
jaunty kraken
#

and yeah, please let someone else work in Smash Bros instead
i want this for diffrent reasons

tranquil obsidian
#

why

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Sakurai likes making smash, so im not sure where the "let someone else do it" is from?

peak folio
jaunty kraken
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I am genuinely curious to see how a Smash game ends up when it's directed by someone else

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also in part because I ended up hating Smash Ultimate

jaunty kraken
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but if we get Brawl 2 I rejoice

jaunty kraken
tranquil obsidian
#

world of light was disappointing, yeah

peak folio
#

World of 🅱️light

jaunty kraken
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although there is also the fact that DLC... significantly increased my dislike for the previous two last Smash games

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maybe if Smash 6 ends up having no DLC OR DLC that doesn't ruin the game then it could be nice!

humble parrot
#

By how things are going, it will have DLC day 1

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Or maybe a month after release

jaunty kraken
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to be fair even without DLC there are still other things I don't like form the modern Smash games but not having DLC that ruins the game is gonna be nice

jaunty kraken
peak folio
#

The DLC comes out before the base game.

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You can download and install it but you can’t play.

tranquil obsidian
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pretty sure he confirmed kirby air ride isnt going to be live service/paid dlc, so definitely feels more like a nintendo decision

tranquil obsidian
#

mewtwo in smash 4 and pirahna plant in ultimate were pre-release DLC

peak folio
#

Well we expect that from mtx

leaden nova
# tranquil obsidian Sakurai likes making smash, so im not sure where the "let someone else do it" is...

Sakurai hasn't wanted to make another smash since melee but got blackmailed into doing it, he mentioned this in a few interviews. Maybe "blackmailed" isn't the best word for it, but the impetus to do it or "we'll just port melee however that ends up looking" to his face is hard to translate into specific terms. He didn't know they wanted to make another smash until he was in the same room everyone else was when they announced Brawl, then Iwata asked him whether he'd do it shortly after that
https://www.gonintendo.com/contents/23721-masahiro-sakurai-talks-about-how-super-smash-bros-brawl-came-to-be

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his reluctance despite the IP doing so well is also pretty present in the lore

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That said, subspace emissary is a gem and I'd love to see more of it (again, probably someone else with sakurai guidance at most)
I just think he is very done and wants to focus on what he loves in kirby franchise more

tranquil obsidian
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ehh it feels more like akurai has issues with nintendo rather than smash specifically; during the sora video on youtube, he effectively covers how hes basically stuck where he is cause its too late in his career to start building new connections

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he had issues with Iwata, but given everyones perception of Iwata you cant exactly say anything; plus japans defmation laws are frankly ridiculous

jaunty kraken
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whatever the case is I want Smash 6 to be good

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and for it to have a character from TF2 and Ace Attorney, no I don't care how unrealistic either one of those picks is

boreal falcon
# leaden nova Sakurai hasn't wanted to make another smash since melee but got blackmailed into...

The reason the Smash Bros. series has continued into the modern era has everything to do with the events discussed in this episode!
What exactly did Mr. Iwata request??

[Game Concepts] Super Smash Bros. Brawl
https://youtu.be/dXpFTHtlmCo

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sick flame
novel sun
#

So hyped for orange ???

humble parrot
#

Are those the studios they are going to close

teal iron
#

no no az they're going to have them release one of the most banger games you've ever seen

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THEN they'll close them

sick flame
teal iron
#

Crushing's too good for him, first, he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Next year, cryogenic refridgeration wing. Then...TEN years in the room I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him

peak folio
stone lotus
#

Thanks, I hate it.

peak folio
dapper hollow
stone lotus
#

I just realized they gave the cat furry thigh-highs.

#

For some reason my brain glossed over that until just now.

sick flame
novel sun
tranquil obsidian
#

so berseria remastered was announced and now listed, and its literally cheaper than the base game lmao

#

its like reverse nintendo

peak folio
#

Some people act fast

lavish slate
#

Is this some kind of new dlc mega evolution thats going to cost 30 dollars more or whatever

humble parrot
peak folio
#

Still new fan art

teal iron
#

And they made sure you can't just mooch off your friends, because now you need a mega stone

lavish slate
#

It would be cool if they added depth to the buildings and voice acting to the characters and a realistic city population density with animated pokemon in their pokemon game

peak folio
#

Would be nice to get those nice production values they charge for.

neat iron
#

min max profit remember

hearty sonnet
#

Min max profit repeat

novel sun
#

True. Iwata and Reggie actually cared about providing good value. Sakurai still does but he's more loosely connected to Nintendo

long shard
#

at least Urbain finally came back with the milk-

novel sun
#

I'm sure Miyamoto cares about his legacy, but he's kinda surfing on his success now and letting the new people run the business how they want

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Which tbf I can't blame him for relaxing after so long

peak folio
#

He’s *73

lavish slate
#

is there a word for that thing pokemon games do where the screen will fade to black and then a text box will describe something happening so they don't have to animate it and then the screen will fade back in?

neat iron
#

if there isn't there should be one

teal iron
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"really fricking lame"
Wait that's 3 words

lavish slate
#

I googled "pokemon fade to black" a year or two ago but just got fanfiction stuff in the results

teal iron
#

i mean sometimes it's kinda hard to fill the logic gap between two scenes with another scene

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But most of the time there's an unpatchable logic gap, you go back and alter the story so that it is filled naturally, or you play into it and just cut to the second scene to "shock" the viewer/player and then slowly fill them back in

lavish slate
#

and yeah it was charming in the first gen when instead of having the npc walk away in a scene they just fade to black real quick and say "the guy escaped speedily"

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I just wonder how many times they pull that in the entire series

teal iron
#

You could definitely read into their writing and storytelling habits a lot but the cut and text thing is something that aged like milk

shell fossil
#

What an odd rythym game but a cool one on ps2.

peak folio
teal iron
dim nymph
peak folio
#

Palworld fans thinking a pokemon is AI generated, we’ve turned it around, fam

teal iron
mental summit
#

I know it’s memes and all, but this actually has argument for being at least an AI generated concept

teal iron
#

Bait used to be believable

neat iron
mental summit
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Oh wait that extra paw is part of zeraora’s normal design

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Or, extra paw pad

teal iron
#

You guys need to remember that reality isn't as funny as Pokemon actually using AI

sacred mango
#

paws... think

novel sun
teal iron
#

Bad????

mental summit
#

Why would they use AI when they can just steal card art from artists

teal iron
#

Pure copium
The design is solid

mental summit
#

It’s like AI without the bad press

novel sun
ancient flume
#

Mega Zeraora looks like what pokemon fans think palworld pals look like

mental summit
#

I dunno if mega zera counts as bad, I’ll need to give it some time

teal iron
#

Yeah but it is a pokemon
It's a mega evolution, it's supposed to look the same but different

peak folio
#

There’s a crapton of mega zerazora fanart alreasy

trim dawn
#

Merry Christmas everyone

mental summit
#

Guys I’ve got it

sacred mango
mental summit
#

The budget went into designing mega Zeraora, that’s why mega starmie and others have so few new changes as a mega, because Zeraora stole all the design upgrades

neat iron
#

mega starmie looks like it's some gmod pm and i hate what they did to my boy

novel sun
worldly ivy
#

It looks like it should be a thumb but it’s on the other side of the paw

dim nymph
dim nymph
#

I also don't like its got a name similar to Zoroark since I like that pokemon the most out of the furry shill mascot trio

novel sun
#

I get those two mixed up so often

humble parrot
#

Eh, I'm neutral about the design

#

It's nothing amazing, but it isn't trash either so

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🤷

sacred mango
#

Yeah. It could've been worse to be fair.

drifting fjord
#

I think it looks pretty cool but I'm not like, all over it or anything. I like that it adds more black, black is awesome (you can probably guess what my actual favourite mythical is 🤭 )

simple aurora
rustic basin
hearty sonnet
#

They hunt demons, you can't get much more Christian than that

hearty sonnet
#

Priests almost never fight demons anymore, it's crazy

simple aurora
#

Only fictional priests do that.

#

Like John Constantine.

hearty sonnet
#

Yeah he's wicked, and he's a perfect example, he's not a priest but he definitely fights demons

#

He's basically a Warlock

clever jungle
hearty sonnet
simple aurora
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It's finishing? Good sales.

lavish slate
topaz mountain
north thicket
#

i still don't like it tho

topaz mountain
#

According to Bulbapedia, his Mega form is a pun on the words "人手 hitode (starfish)" which can also be read as "Hand", hence his human-like characteristics. But for me it's still a weak excuse.

north thicket
#

it is

topaz mountain
#

WAOS

north thicket
#

what does that mean?

topaz mountain
#

"Waos"?

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An Expression of Surprise.

north thicket
#

huh, interesting
i never heard that one before

topaz mountain
#

While researching on Know Your Meme, I discovered that "Waos" (derived from "Wow") is a purely Spanish-speaking expression, which is why you haven't heard it.

And I also hadn't realized until now that this expression was so local. Uh...

humble parrot
#

That would be "Wao"

topaz mountain
north thicket
#

thats actually good to know

humble parrot
#

Which is just how "Wow" sounds phonetically in spanish

#

"Guau" is also how it's writtens sometimes

#

If you want to skip the W

topaz mountain
#

In Spanish, unlike in English, words sound exactly as they are written.

topaz mountain
humble parrot
#

I speak spanish.

topaz mountain
#

a... xd

humble parrot
topaz mountain
#

Off-topic topic... In the Off-topic channel.

But one of the things that made me laugh, feel sorrow, anger, and sadness, was something I'll never see in Pokémon.
Is that when the Teraleak happened, referring to the discarded writings from Canalave Library, specifically the one that referenced Typhlosion; Aside from the fact that it caused the internet to explode at the time, the truth is that Pokémon as an IP will never dare to touch such Dense topics in its universe (Not even in fan universes, judging by how the fans reacted).

It's a very corny dynamic of wanting and not being able (or not wanting to be) seen as something "Adult" but without losing the credentials to be "Young and Innocent" (And that's why they appeal a lot to the most "Macabre" entries of the Pokedex, which have never been represented correctly in any official media).

sacred mango
#

The Typhlosion incident.

#

-# Yeah, that was fun to witness.

topaz mountain
#

btw, it's not like I want things like "BLOOD, GUTS, AND LOTS OF VIOLENCE" in something like frikin Pokémon, not at all.

But it bothers me that the only genuinely dense moment they've touched on in their history (And that I can remember) was the first Pokémon movie (where they talked about identity, belonging, resentment, and bonds).

#

(And I'm not taking into account things like N's story in the fifth generation or Lillie's family's story in the seventh, either because they didn't explore it or they reversed it at the last minute respectively).

dim nymph
simple aurora
dim nymph
#

I got it day it was up

#

In US

#

Maybe I chose a cheaper and slow delivery option

simple aurora
rustic basin
simple aurora
#

Mainly because of the storaging of edible materials. Less about the package, more to the handling during delivery.

jaunty kraken
#

Mama Penguin will take revenge on Mario!

peak folio
drifting fjord
rustic basin
#

||ever seen fullmetal alchemist?||

drifting fjord
#

Oh nooooooooo

#

I haven't but I think I know what you mean

humble parrot
#

Morning

prime agate
jaunty kraken
bitter agate
#

Mornin'! Nice day for fishing! Hu-huh!

night plume
#

Love those skits

bitter agate
#

I dig the d&d campaign too. It's like hanging out with them behind the scenes.

night plume
#

I am pretty sure that in that education meme, the pfp is Al Bundy from Married with Children.

bitter agate
#

/me agrees

#

Work is so boring when there's nothing to do... Dx

night plume
#

Would you like to come temp work with me? I have a 149 page document of small print that I need updated to match current information xD

#

Oh, and it is due next Wednesday xD

bitter agate
#

Lol nah bro. I'll just fire up the raspi and get some Diablo 1 going. xD

#

Not quite enough coffee yet to keep from falling asleep at my desk.

night plume
#

Got myself a large chocolate coffee for today

bitter agate
#

What kinda work do you do Sir?

night plume
#

Electrical engineering.

But the paperwork side XD

#

I make sure things are aligned in documentation and correct so production can safely install/update/connect/etc.

bitter agate
#

Lol nice! Our engineers are my bane...

night plume
#

I have issues with our mechanical department. I have to go ask a lit of questions about their equipment. They always forget their equipment needs power and other connections, so I am left here with no paperwork/manuals on how or what is needed.

#

Bright side, they don't all say or give me the "oh no...." look when I come over anymore xD

bitter agate
#

I guess that's progress...?

#

What kinda equipment?

night plume
#

Various things. I was working on a plumbing system some months ago, moved to the drinkable water systems, and then into HVAC systems.

I guess think of everything needs to get apartments set up?

bitter agate
#

Cool. We build heavy equipment, electric and diesel air pumps. I program the comps and the touchscreen interfaces for them.

night plume
#

Nice. There is probably someone in your group that would hate me xD

Wheb we buy equipment, we request a lot of information. If it isn't provided I send back notes as to what is missing ubtil it is 100% correct.

bitter agate
#

Lol you can't be as bad as the pharma guys... They want everything with crossed t's and dotted j's

night plume
#

I have jokingly sent back literal punctuation errors.

But it is more of a joke for me, annoyed with them type of deal

bitter agate
#

My other battle is with IT... We're still making the windows 11 transition and half of our legacy software isn't working on it or we don't have the permission to run it... Half tempted to wipe it off and install loonix

night plume
#

I was upgraded to win11 a couple of weeks ago. I still have not adjusted and am still fixing my applications to have my shortcuts and things.

Which reminds me, I need to reupload my Autocad script

bitter agate
#

I'm trying to learn cad in my free time

night plume
#

I recommend first learning you style: do you use the ribbon? Text shortcuts? Drop downs?
Once you discover that, a lot of the learning is pretty intuitive

bitter agate
#

I can adapt to whatever... I've got thousands of hours in Photoshop/Gimp but not all of it translates to vector graphics

#

I just got a CNC router table that I'm still trying to figure out lol

night plume
#

I want one...
Idk what I'll do with it currently, but I'll come up with something!

bitter agate
#

I'm hoping to get a side hustle going with it, but not there yet

night plume
#

Good luck o.o
I can think of a lot of simple things that sell around here. Couple of people have flea market booths and make a lot

bitter agate
#

I'd eventually like to make cat furniture with it but I'm still learning the design software. Made a few of my own things but mostly just carved what I can download for free

simple aurora
bitter agate
#

Even if they missed that concussion would kill you lol

#

Fluid dynamics are fun!

peak folio
#

📑 Translated from Japanese

I received something like this from Sakurai-san... Congratulations on the release...! I also want to become a man who can send games to Sakurai-san soon...

Original text
桜井さんからこのようなものをいただきました…
︀︀発売おめでとうございます…!
︀︀俺も早く桜井さんにゲームを送れる男になりたい…

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peak folio
#

Maty Pisc probably has the deets on bsky

peak folio
#

Rightsizing Bitch: $15,845

sick flame
prime agate
#

Borderlands 2

novel sun
maiden narwhal
#

Oh duh… “Engineer”. Coulda been a Meat Slab, but noooooooooooooo

jaunty kraken
peak folio
bitter agate
#

Bird ppl are weird

hearty sonnet
bitter agate
#

Why you want a baby dinosaur running a muck all over your house?

hearty sonnet
#

Aerial shit factory

bitter agate
#

Seems more like a pest than a pet IMHO

novel sun
night plume
#

I was training my bird to try and only go on a towel. He would try to remain on the towel when I put it down.

bitter agate
#

Got a srs case of the bird brain

novel sun
#

At what people are willing to deal with, or at the training some people have managed to do?

night plume
#

Though, I find it hard to believe they can't control when they go. There were many occasions Polly went to certain parts of his cage, angled himself, and projectile went towards someone and laughed.

#

He really hated my brother >.>

peak folio
#

With parrots, once they mature some they kind of have to work its way out.

#

And they can be taught to do so at certain spots.

night plume
#

Polly wanted to be allowed to move around tge house as he pleased. So I trained him to always go to the towel. If he couldn't make the towel, he would go back to his cage.

But, if you ignored him too long, he would just fly to you to let you know he will not be ignored.

Tbh, I miss owning a bird.

dusk quartz
#

@teal iron He found you, chill

#

Would be funnier if she was awake this moment, chillruru...

hearty sonnet
#

Just ping her 10 more times

peak folio
#

Bee, moar leik 🅱️

hearty sonnet
#

I miss Bee 😭

#

I feel like nobody remembers her

#

And she left

prime agate
#

Damn.

teal iron
#

Huh

dusk quartz
#

Oh, chill, I guess it was more likely than I thought

hearty sonnet
dusk quartz
#

I'm literally her friend, chill

bitter agate
hearty sonnet
#

I've never known Prima to have friends so I am skeptical about this

night plume
bitter agate
#

Yeah I felt bad for it... But they had more money than taste...

night plume
#

:(

#

If I get another parrot, I want to get an African Grey.

teal iron
hearty sonnet
dusk quartz
bitter agate
#

I'm ready to get vaporized, been a while since I've been in orbit

leaden nova
bitter agate
#

Who is going to stop you from owning a crow? Just go get one.

peak folio
#

I don’t know of corvids can control it as well

night plume
peak folio
#

Unless you surrender it to a wildlife rehab which may not be able to eventually release it anyway due to being imprinted.

bitter agate
#

Ain't no lawman going to arrest you for it was my point

night plume
#

I remember the first time I took my bird to the vet x.x
I was so afraid they were going to take him from me

peak folio
#

Not usually, but you risk the animal regardless.

#

though let’s not talk about Peanut

bitter agate
#

It's a dinosaur not an animal

humble parrot
night plume
#

I hate when I want to look up something related to a dinosaur movie to remember, "oh yeah, the movie is called 'dinosaurs' just like every other dinosaur series from that time!" So you have to try and give as much detail to differe tiate it from all the rest

peak folio
#

No joke

#

Dinosaucers the only thing that had a slightly different name

#

But the Jim Henson sitcom is goated.

humble parrot
#

Let the sweep begin

bitter agate
hearty sonnet
night plume
hearty sonnet
#

What a cool show

bitter agate
#

We old lol

hearty sonnet
#

Even the name just screams "I'm a cool show, watch me kid"

bitter agate
#

What's cooler than these two things? Smashing them together!

sick flame
night plume
#

Just read the synopsis, I believe I missed out o.o

bitter agate
#

Fosh

night plume
#

Google says Tubi has it 🤔

bitter agate
#

Pro tip for getting away with playing with your raspberry pi at work: have a terminal open with a bunch of random commands or even a readme file, so if anyone walks in tab to it and you look the part

night plume
#

IT is pinged when something not on the long list of allowed is open on our comps. Pretty sure it was one of the things that got the guy across from me fired xD

bitter agate
#

Hot spot it? I do with the office phone so I don't eat up my data

hearty sonnet
#

Get back to work you slackerrrr

bitter agate
#

You're not my real dad!

night plume
#

I was about to say that my computer was not capable of wifi, but then saw my laptop that I was recently updated too.

bitter agate
#

I am working for the record, just "multi-tasking"

night plume
#

I am going to lose my mind o.o
I do not have enough time to prioritize all 3 items

bitter agate
#

It's always in the last place you look

night plume
#

Where was I looking?

hearty sonnet
bitter agate
#

Check your pockets at least 3 times... Just in case...

#

I've lost my mind more times than I can count... Thankfully it usually comes back in time

hearty sonnet
#

Buddy I was once looking for my phone, using my phone as a flashlight

#

It wasn't quick either it was a 10 min affair at least

prime agate
#

I died brutally by Terramorphous.

#

It was scary.

#

Words cannot express how terrifying I was when I first stumble upon that specimen.

#

That thing put me on a stretcher and made me regret my life choices.

#

It motivated me to go through the entire game again. But this time, on True Vault Hunter Mode.

peak folio
#

gotta love ai goofs complaining about other ai goofs using their generated output without permission.
︀︀
︀︀if you think that's bad, imagine if it happened to something you actually made 💀

Quoting Krista Gable (@DomainDomme)

You do NOT have permission to use my Vanta Velvet visuals, name, or character.
︀︀
︀︀You’ve taken frames from my AI music video, added different audio, and reposted them as your own QT, and you’ve also created a Meta. ai character using my exact IP without consent.
︀︀
︀︀Vanta Velvet is original IP that I created and have been developing all year (lyrics, character design, prompts, and direction).
︀︀
︀︀Remove the QT and the Meta. ai character immediately. If you don’t, I’ll proceed with formal copyright and IP reports to X and Meta noting your unauthorized use. @DonBender12

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#

It’s always funny whenever somebody gets mad when someone else uses their AI prompts.

lofty wind
#

funny!!!

peak folio
#

Last I checked you can’t copyright something AI generated.

glad needle
#

Yup

novel sun
#

It always feels like stupidity is increasing at an exponential rate

bitter agate
#

Prompt jackers! Inconceivable!

peak folio
dim nymph
humble parrot
peak folio
#

||I think half the DND artists (an in those who do official work for the products) I followed crashed out hard and never seen them again||

unborn mauve
bitter agate
#

I met someone once who wrote lore for MTG and I was like that's so cool, do you play? She answered no, and asked if I read any of the lore. I replied with no I don't do lore... Awkward...

peak folio
humble parrot
#

The results are always like this

peak folio
#

Gamers hate video games.

hexed sentinel
ornate geyser
fresh shard
#

What a pretty bottle opener

peak folio
worn bison
#

Sorry @tight compass please do not send me random friend requests as I will not accept them

Stranger Danger

worn bison
#

Wouldn't be surprised if it was a hacked account since its not responding

maiden narwhal
#

I’m sure they won’t read it roocooljuice

worn bison
#

Is what it is

maiden narwhal
acoustic gust
#

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail.
You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models.
You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations.

Retweet so every is aware.

glad needle
#

I dont use Gmail, so

maiden narwhal
#

Heads up to anyone not using Gmail to let us know they’re not using Gmail 🔺

humble parrot
sacred mango
silver pewter
teal iron
silver pewter
#

I mean, I would have a "lower life satisfaction" too, if I had to deal with the current Pop Stars, instead of having actual musicians like Christina Aguilera, Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Prince,

gusty marten
terse orbit
#

it take that long to arrive to such conclusion 💀

teal iron
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Well scientific studies take time, ya know

simple aurora
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Looks like Black Myth Wukong meets Cyberpunk.

simple aurora
astral breach
limpid fjord
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Hello

maiden narwhal
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Don’t click suspicious links, new discord user teehee

prime agate
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Keep your eyes peeled.

peak folio
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Could have fooled me, but I said legs

kindred sleet
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Saw feet first, you would think seeing the toes in the picture would lead me to believe it's more about feet than legs

peak folio
night plume
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Makes me think of the creature from the black lagoon

peak folio
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Maybe Larian is working on a black lagoon game.

glad needle
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Is Terraria a really hard game?

night plume
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Yes and no

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In my experience. It is a hard game for me bc I am just terrible xD

But overall I would call it a challenging game if you decide to progress as you should

glad needle
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How about the crafting

teal iron
teal iron
glad needle
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Gotcha, just asking for comparison to Minecraft Java

night plume
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I personally wouldn't compare it to Minecraft. They have the similar elements of crafting and mining, along with their monsters and bosses, but they are so different imo that I would find it hard to compare.

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I think the most difficult thingnin Terraria(imo) is learning the menu. It itself is not complicated, it is just different from most games or what the standard is that you do need to spend a little time familiarizing yourself with it

glad needle
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Yea, just want the indie alternative to Minecraft

north thicket
prime agate
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Terraria isn't really hard. As long as you know exactly what you're doing.

north thicket
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i'd say the hardest part is maybe figuring out what to do as a beginner, since the game doesn't really tell you stuff aside of the Guide NPC who's tips are most of the time kinda cryptic?
idk i have spent too many hours playing that game

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i mean there's a few somehwat challenging difficulties, with some being pretty well hidden

night plume
# glad needle Yea, just want the indie alternative to Minecraft

I highly recommend Terraria.

I am also currently playing a game called, "Necesse"
Got it on sale and for me it combines what I like about Terraria and Minecraft in a nice little package with extra goodies.

I mean, come on, what other game can you get a pet bush that stabs people?

night plume
prime agate
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Also, you'll occasionally see messages on the title screen that says, "Also try Minecraft!"(On Terraria) or "Also try Terraria!"(On Minecraft).

neat iron
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i'll probably try and play terraria again at some point

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been a few years

north thicket
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its worth it

night plume
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I trie playing a couple months ago and got a very, vety, VERY unfortunate world spawn xD

north thicket
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ah yes, World Generation, the true enemy

neat iron
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splash text

glad needle
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I have currently only played Java Minecraft

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My Linux PC can’t run Bedrock

glad needle
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It surprised me, because Mojang is now owned by Microsoft

teal iron
peak folio
humble parrot
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Morning

peak folio
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So gonna get carpal tunnel with this.

bitter agate
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Needs to be noon already... I want to go home... Dx

night plume
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Noooo I need more time. I did an assessmebt of all the work in my queue, I need 1.5 more months crammed into the next 2 work days xD

peak folio
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It’s gonna be a short week next week too

night plume
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All my stuff is due Wednesday.
I am taking Wednesday off xD
Leaves me today and those 2 days

simple aurora
maiden narwhal
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Honestly looks easier if you’re able to aim the right joycon in the air

peak folio
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A normal mouse is always going to be more precise than that.

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Hitting the face buttons in mouse mode looks like it’s going to be weird.

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Maybe someone will make a shell for it or something.

humble parrot
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The Switch 2 mouse thing is...just no

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Using that for a couple of hours will just hurt your hand

maiden narwhal
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Precise, yeah. But if I could sit there and not need a surface to slide a ‘mouse’ across, then I’ll do that

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Kinda like playin Rez VR compared to console

peak folio
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Many games let you use the gyro to aim. The joycon 2 switches back to controller mode when it’s not sideways so it could potentially be easy to switch between styles.

humble parrot
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I agree with Raath, having Wiimote-like aiming would've been better

peak folio
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No IR sensor bar, though.

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I usually set the gyros to handle the last bit of precision for aiming since the sticks generally only get close.

humble parrot
peak folio
humble parrot
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What happened to them

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Did their job get them

weak dew
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yeah

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ate me feet first

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I wanna play video games everyday and never leave my house

peak folio
humble parrot
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Something that won't destroy your hand

peak folio
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I think just USB mice work, but idk

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But people like that it’s just built in for games like Civ

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But trying to play a shooter like that seems oof

humble parrot
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I have played Metroid with a mouse

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It's kind of neat

peak folio
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I mean with the joycon mouse

humble parrot
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But yeah...not worth losing your hand

bitter agate
humble parrot
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That's just going to get them sued

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Or console bricked

peak folio
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It’s just a shell

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The joycon is still the mouse it just sits in a lump of plastic for better ergonomics

bitter agate
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Nintendo will still sue

peak folio
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lol, okay fair

bitter agate
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Once they make their own and patent it, then they'll sue

humble parrot
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Don't really think they thought this mouse gimmick through

peak folio
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Most accessories on the market are unlicensed but that just means it can’t say Nintendo on it.

humble parrot
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If people need to 3D print stuff to make it bearable

peak folio
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I don’t know how well those will work anyway because of the button arrangement

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But it looks less silly than the steering wheel shells. croajirokek

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I understand that it’s a handheld so the joycons are flat.

humble parrot
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It's like putting your mouse sideways and trying to use it for hours like that

peak folio
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But if sony made a dualsense that split in two and one side could be used as a mouse that would be killer

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This guy actually saved my wrist. croajirokek

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Not too precise because clicking pushes it sideways but just don’t game with it.

bitter agate
peak folio
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Yeah it’s weird but an ergonomic savior

bitter agate
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I game with mine

peak folio
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Oh dang, you’re better than me.

bitter agate
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I don't do twitch speed games though ... Getting too old for that nonsense

peak folio
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It’s a big mouse but I still have to fingertip hold it so clicks don’t really land on target

bitter agate
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I've got a pretty big paw so it fits me nicely. The mx master 3 I have for work is almost too small

sick flame
peak folio
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My hand is to big to grip it so I pretty much fingertip any mouse

humble parrot
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Has someone ever made a furry PC mouse

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Like, 80s fur plastered mouse

peak folio
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Literal mouse

bitter agate
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Sounds like it would be gross pretty quickly

peak folio
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There’s a 100% chance that was done.

humble parrot
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Looks like no, but they sell covers for mouses

bitter agate
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Chatgpt how do I wash the birria taco juice out of my furry mouse?

teal iron
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Well the reality is that the gyros in Joycons have some kind of precision issue and drift out of alignment after like 3 seconds

bitter agate
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Mmmm gyro... Now that sounds good

teal iron
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Try playing SS or Metroid Prime Remastered with joycon controls

peak folio
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bitter agate
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Awww

humble parrot
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Yeah...not quite what I meant

teal iron
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Notice how you have to recenter it every other motion because the joycon just forgets the last 4 digits of its orientation and starts making stupid rounding and it gets out of place

peak folio
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Taxidermy computer mouse

bitter agate
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What about a mouse pad made from a mouse?

peak folio
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Mice pelt

peak folio
teal iron
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every single joycon I own does it