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It’s been 12 fucking years since the mega walls trailer that teased this game, I know cause I was there, just way too much hype and way too much trying to meet expectations
already send 2h ago 
poor xbox
I choose to prefer the mightykeef Xbox as the canon one:
Knew ahead of time valve was entering the space, cut their losses, and are just chilling like thanos looking at the sunrise, they’re fighting days are over vegeta ass speak
This is from Riot instead of Simon
Still remains to be seen if the steam machine has mass market interest.
If it does they’re gonna want to work with retailers
But as of today there’s no reason for valve to make such a bet.
lol mightykeef. His videos are great
||Just imagine the freak out if Nishino or Furukawa bought a superyacht||
Why does he need a science lab
For science stuff of course
Ok why does a CEO for a games distribution platform need science stuff
🤷♂️
R&D of course
gaming science 
Not really sure why would anyone care
No one really cares whenever any rich person does it
No matter who the person is
Like, did you care when Musk bought a yatch
Computer science
We’re PC gamers here
That does not involve a lab
"And the Science gets done
And You make a neat gun
For the People who are still alive!"
I'm more curious about the lab tbh
why is noone talking about the basketball court
I would've assumed they already had one tbh
111 meters is big enough for it
misses hoop
drops basketball in the middle of the ocean
"i'm not fetching that"
I just say “keep it pushin ya dirty fuckin corpo”
"Gabe Johnson here...."
They most likely do, no idea what Kyran is trying to start
They probably own several for that matter
¯_(ツ)_/¯
So I'm assuming Gabe went from like a normal boat to use as a huge sink of money that isn't taxed to like
An entire mansion that doesn't pay property taxes
Good for him I guess
One piece being coopted in Mexico is hilarious
"you may be wondering why we built our science lab on a boat and sailed it into international waters. those questions are for our legal team and ethics commitee. here, we focus on science"

The reddit game
Or maybe it's not a tax dodge maybe they plan to keep these boats until the sea level rises and then they can just sail to the newly vacant real estate and wait for the water to recede and bam, new mansion

Forspoken ahh dialog
*Aperture Science
*
The lab is to genetically engineer catgirls in international waters
"We do what we must, because we can!"

Everyone flips out if anyone at a game company so much as sneezes.
Except for Gabe since Valve can do no wrong
Don't remember any headlines when EA exec bought a yatch
||Musk actually sold his mansion and downsized||
Dexerto pointed out that taxidermy isn’t excluded
In the end MS owns both. 
that photo makes him look like a goblin elf
and those dead eyes, and unreal white teeth
Despite the anything-goes branding, GameStop has outlined a detailed set of items that won’t be accepted. Exclusions include hazardous waste, chemicals, and liquids, as well as lithium-ion batteries or any item that contains one. Weapons and ammo are not allowed. Dead or Alive animals are prohibited, although taxidermy is permitted.
He would've made breast milk a feature in minecraft
I thought that was Blizzard
trades in an old blanket for exactly one-half (1/2) of a funko keychain
Blanket might be too big
SONIC 3 GOT SNUBBED FOR BEST ADAPTATION.
because they forgot it was eligible.....
QRT: thegameawards
Your nominees for Best Adaptation at #TheGameAwards:🏆 A Minecraft Movie
🏆 Devil May Cry
🏆 The Last of Us: Season 2
🏆 Splinter Cell: Deathwatch
🏆 Until Dawn🗳️ Vote Now: http://bit.ly/tgavote
He has to be a Visitor
Check his ears for bugs
"they forgot it was eligible" i seriously hope its not that =p
Actually criminal for the Minecraft Movie to be there while Sonic 3 isn't
Its still hilarious to me that the cia coopted one piece for their right wing protests in mexico
Devil may cry as an option. Wallahi we're cooked
Adi shankar cannot make anything good

Guess that's a thing now. Too bad that already happened to me this February, but for good reasons.
I mean, nothing is cheaper than graphics cards today!!😇
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Is it bad I read it as "Dead or Alive is prohibited"?
Does that mean they don't take Bloody Roar
Hmm... anything? That sounds like a black market waiting to happen.
There’s a load of restrictions including size.
But maybe Gamestop wants to he a thrift store.
Strange midlife crisis for Gamestop but okay
They’re kind of halfway there already.
Haven't been to a Gamestop in a long time. The only time I mentioned of Gamestop was when I made a stupid and dumb copypasta to my friends, basically shitting on how boring they became. I at least had fun with that.
I can't wait to sell the barely functional "phone amplifier" wooden box I made years ago
Last time I went to a GameStop, was when they were doing those code card things during the 3DS before the Nintendo Switch’s existence.
How would they know it's stolen
Also, brave of them to accept Concord
If Half Life 3 did exist in that store, you'd be damned to know that store would not be standing anymore after the flood of people who crashed the place for a copy.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Snubbing Sonic 3 is a blasphemy.
Perhaps one of the worst nominee list I've ever seen.
Is X down?
If so, thank goodness, some of yall need a break from that social site
More for the people with no life.
Leave the casual visitors out of this.
Thus i said "some"
Hitch, with will smith? Ya
I'm going to make the hitch ai
cloudfare is down , globally , again !
It'll track women's social media so you can get an idea of where one will likely be and accidentally run into her, to hopefully get a date
Doing what hitch did but with learning algorithms
I will monetize stalking
It's back up now, or specifically a few minutes ago.
This is a leviathan
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I fid notice this firsthand
Damn, imagine if you could play all your games fully offline on a day like this
Slack messages between Krafton CEO CH Kim and Unknown Worlds newly-appointed CFO Richard Yoon included in the pre-brief (and posted below) appear to show the pair discussing the prospect of a takeover.
…
The pre-brief notes that Kim's contract as Krafton CEO is up for renewal in 2026 and claims the situation had become "personal" for him. It also states that Kim asked ChatGPT for advice on how to avoid paying the earnout. The generative AI tool reportedly told Kim it would be "difficult to cancel" the payout.
"Not only was Krafton’s bottom line at stake; the earnout was a threat to Kim's job. Krafton thus took action to neutralize the threat of paying the earnout," continues the pre-brief.
After that realisation sunk in, Krafton and Kim are accused of terminating the plaintiffs by falsely accusing them of attempting to proceed with the "premature" release of Subnautica 2. The pre-brief, however, states that during the discovery phase of the legal battle, Krafton CFO and corporate designee Yoon "could not name a single Krafton employee who actually thought the game was unready for release."
Per Game Developer
i mean, i cant name a single person who hates expedition 33, doesnt mean they dont exist =p
yeah, a lot of these counter arguments seem weak froma legal standpoint
"he asked for advice" yeah, thats normal behaviour
"he was worried that costing the company money might cost his job" a perfectly normal concern
"could not name anyone" theres no obligation to
ultimately what it comes down to is "was the moved deadline a forseeable outcome, or a fabricated one"
The ones that do hate are generally corporate bootlicking journalists.
They’re calling out motivation. I haven’t looked at their filings but GDC’s article doesn’t outline any “proof”
Sorry. "Journalists".
It is hard to take them seriously
- Sonic Movie 3 released Dec 20, 2024, 3 days after Game Awards 2024
- Website states if anything released on or after Nov 22, 2024, it'll be first eligible for this year's awards
- Wasn't nominated
- Indiana Jones and the Great Circle has an nomination, it released Dec 9, 2024
QRT: thegameawards
Your nominees for Best Adaptation at #TheGameAwards:🏆 A Minecraft Movie
🏆 Devil May Cry
🏆 The Last of Us: Season 2
🏆 Splinter Cell: Deathwatch
🏆 Until Dawn🗳️ Vote Now: http://bit.ly/tgavote
The snub 😔
Especially these current bunch of suspicious ones.
That's the thing though...
Foreseeable would mean you get indicators like "some employees voiced concerns about the game not being ready", not "stupidAI, how do I not pay workers for doing their job?".
There’s always a snub
Yeah, it's the worst nominee list I've ever seen.
You could argue that Mincraft killed it in sales, but then by that logic Palworld should have won last year.
We got 2026 with full release.
Assuming GTA6 gets delayed again to following year. 
HL3 tho
Nah, pretty if the unthinkable happens, it's only going to be an announcement with trailers, right?
Right? 
idk, there’s enough hopium going around to manifest that game from literally nothing
"HL3 is available.....right now"
internet outages everywhere
2026, Gaben personally delivers the first GabeCube. Among the GabeCube things there's a small, seemingly normal Half Life copy. However, the number embedded on it is 3.
I still remember when the HL2 gameplay video came out (back when we had to download videos from FTP sites) and showed off all those physics bases puzzles.
Everyone was flipping out
And that's how Earth vanishes without warning.
And we haven't even got Palworld full release. 
Maybe that’s why the internet died today
Valve tried to release it and had to pull it.
It sent mankind back to the early 2000s.
Before wifi was even a thing.
And Phantasy Star Online on the Dreamcast only supported dial-up unless you had the Japanese version.
Wish I could go back in time and play old school PSO when the hype was real
And New Genesis doesn’t hit for me like classic PSO2 does. So I could only imagine how fun PSO1 would be for me
Game Awards is just for mostly whatever game trended on twitter
Cause the judges are game journalists and podcasters
Would’ve been a fun addition
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we don't need 3 red luigis
Replace the doctor with paper
Three red Luigi's walk into a club
Mama mia
it's january
Why would Jan being weary matter at all?
Kent is gonna have a PTSD episode & kills all the little alien things I bet
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For all the old farts
I miss the flash era
What we have today is far far worse than the flash era
quite
want to look at literally anything? f u, d/l the app
yes we need permission to access your contact list and locatiom
We got silksong before hl3
"Calculator wants to know your location"
Okay, so Cloudflare question:
Can i play online games (like multiplayer kind of stuff) normally, or does Cloudflare being ☠️ does take down online playability, like how AWS going down made you unable to online multiplay?
It depends if it’s in your path or not.
Uhhh...i'm Europe? Does that matter?
For game example; if i would want to Palworld multiplayer, would i be able to with Cloudflare down?
EU official servers are down, so it’s possibly linked. Try out whatever other game you’re lookin to play. If it works, it works. If not… 
Its rained here
Retiring because it's not their debut game
Big respect, he didn’t have to say anything and chances are he couldve won the whole category, but chose to speak up based on how he interpreted it
Oops didnt see exp 33 never mind megabonk wasn’t winning that category
E33 probably doesn’t belong in there either. 😅
Oh e33 wasnt debut either?
It’s the team’s debut title, but it’s up to discussion if they’re really independent
Compared to the publisher owning 99% of everything then yes
All these indie games getting big is wild
keplar are a hands-off publisher, so sandfall retains independance
Well…that’s not true at all 😄
I love E33, and I know you can’t talk about it without a mob coming after you but still…
I think you misunderstand the relationship between Kepler and Sandfall 🙂
Anyway, Megabonk is GOTY and him backing out is a very noble thing to do!
i almost certainly do, but theres only so much information thats made public
(thought my first experience with keplar was cat quest III lmao)
There’s quite a few posts online about the money behind e33 🙂
Just give it a google
Anyway, it’s a fantastic game
yeah, what i find is keplar being "developer first"
and a former developer under them clarifying that keplar basically let them do whatever they wanted, only really getting involved when the dev had questions
Silksong is my Game of the Year.
I'd rather someone back out for the adaptation nominee list so Sonic 3 can slot in.
If I were to kick someone out, it's Until Dawn.
I’m not sure that’s how it works.
God help anyone sitting anywhere near me at The Game Awards if Half Life 3 is announced…
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︀︀I will be shrieking
Half Life 3 announcement be destroying the world.
Er muh gerd, Herf Lerf
Or perhaps, Half Life 1 Remake.
Half Life 2 Alyx 
Do you mean Black Mesa, chill?
Half-Life Minus Zero
Half Life Origins: Gordon Freeman's First Day.
Zero Suit Freeman
everyone says half life 3 or portal 3 how about half portal 3
or portal life 3
witchever sounds better for a combined 3rd game
Inb4 Team Fortress 3
hat economy in ruins
I hope they’re really careful if they film any underwater scenes. It would be a shame if Ben drowned.
Quoting ScreenTime (@screentime)
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@prime agate @odd mesa
Idk what I should think about that...
Keeping on par with the game's elements. 
Noticed how all 3 Sonic movies don't involve an underwater setting. 
Yet he did fine in space.
Just like the games! 
He can just wear the Zora tunic, chillruru
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literally called "A Pinball Game That Makes You Mad"
Man.
Would be really ashamed if they drowned.
From all of that, H2O.
Imagine if the movie reveals Link really is awful at swimming. 
Wind Waker Link proves that.
As such, lore accurate to the game. 
...And same thing with Link to the Past.
...AND the Link from Minish Cap.
Although, Wind Waker Link is actually capable of swimming now that I think about it... But, unfortunately. Only for a short time. Meanwhile other Links like the Hero of Time and Hero of Twilight can stay in water the longest.
Tbf if you didn't have a strict limit on swimming time in THE OCEAN GAME you might get some ideas
Imagine modding Wind Waker to make Link into Jesus and just have him walk to one island to another.
Last night I had a dream about an adventure time character who was a green witch with a scottish accent that sat on a slow flying cauldron and dropped small bricks on people while being verbally rude
That's just banjo-kazio
You might be watching too much adventure time because of you said that was an actual character in newer seasons I'd believe you
Also WHOA HEXAGON PFP
BASED ALERT
Oh haha! This was a gift from my friend SlimyBits on Newgrounds! :)
Peak
The dream itself was fairly realistic though for what it was, the witch just insulted people and dropped bricks while the characters down below got annoyed and called the police
I guess it was more like Smiling Friends than adventure time :p
The way the police talked to her it seemed like the witch had a history of hurling bricks and insults
Banger game right here, absolutely reccomend it
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@peak folio https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1991090319190806821
He is one of the game developers I respect the most.
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︀︀Megabonk, of course, but Muck is also a really fun game.
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︀︀I play Muck with my family every New Year.
Quoting Megabonk (@MegabonkGame)
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I'm withdrawing from The Game Awards.
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︀︀It's an honor and a dream for Megabonk to be nominated for TGA, but unfortunately i don't think it qualifies for the category "Debut Indie Game"
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︀︀I've made games in the past under different studio names, so Megabonk is not my debut game 🥸
I appreciate his honesty
Totally blew his cover
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Morning
You're getting domesticated
Hopefully my human will be very cool
Looks like my guess of $800 is still probable
The $600-$800 always seemed to be the most realistic
I still say $1k would be a disappointment
More than likely 8
Expecting $500 for it is kinda crazy
$500 would be great but definitely not my expectation
Since console manufacturers are leveraging economies of scale to get there
Nahh, that kinda tech seems like it does too much for a $500 price tag
And Valve only intends to sell it on their own storefront like the Steam Deck.
So anyone expecting this immediately to kill consoles are kinda… optimistic to put it lightly.
It won't
Or that one site saying it’ll be $400 with the controller
This will most likely be a niche thing for some consumers to be realistic
Not saying it should compete
Heck if valve really wanted to they would have done so some time ago
They already have a strangle hold on the gaming market
This is to say that other store fronts are just that bad in the first place anyway
I know one guy who was arguing that there was no need to buy any other console 'cause of the GabeCube. I mentioned the Switch 2's record sales and many exclusives and he just went "emulation" as if 10 year old Timmy is gonna deal with that and not want to play online random matches
I kept wondering why I would want one of the steam cubes. Made no sense to me.
Then last weekend, I was lounging on the couch thinking, "man I want to play one of my comp games, but I don't want to move from the couch."
Then the laughter hit me >.>
Yeah, it’s kind of hard to get through to those people.
Bro I feel the pain lmao
Saw that tweet too. The jumping puzzles are the most ass thing ever in true JRPG fashion, but it’s still taking goty. 
Someone said death stranding will take it
I have never gotten such a whiplash in my neck before
Bonk Stranding
Was this person in your ceiling or something?
Maybe, I had my phone upwards so that could be it
https://x.com/GardeningAdam/status/1991148052875198879 Chat do we kill it?
Palworld has better designs than this
Literally no one in the comments have played Palworld by the looks of it.
Litteraly
-# Pokemon isn’t exactly the shining jewel of quality
Yeah sparkit is the closest thing and it’s too complex
For this to be a palworld design it’d have to be heavily simplified
At least that much is like pokemon
But that creature above looks like someone’s OC than a pal or pokemon
Yeah even some of the skins like the Anubis skin aren’t this complicated
Spot on description
Did you have to pick Anubis? 
Oh no 100% correct this was just a furry OC ripped straight off of furaffinity I promise you
It certainly looks it
Are there any skins more complicated than Anubis? Because that one Anubis skin has like very detailed intricacies in its “clothing” and Egyptian styled gear
I think it’s the chest piece being off centered and pointed to us instead of where Zeraora is looking, I think that’s the part that might be getting me
There are a bunch of “clothed” pals ig, but “Anubis” is such an obvious parody
Parody? You know there’s an actual Anubis in Egyptian mythology right?
It’s interesting that they just literally named it Anubis though. At least we won’t have to worry about a trademark on the name.
Sparkit is more friend shaped
@mental summit 
Well I tried to show a pic of the Anubis skin for a side by side comparison but apparently server doesn’t like that
This server is a finicky bitch
So you’re just gonna need to go in game and see it yourself
I don't play video games, they are for nerds
Automod being a jerk?
Shell to the rescue
I saw it happen in real time
Ty shell knight
Knight in shelling armor
✨ 🐚 ✨
Im not special, I put on my sabatons one foot at a time, same as you all
real
I honestly don't know if it's supposed to be an insult or not
They’re all bashing palworld because they never seen a single screenshot, evidently.
too good to be true...
If Palworld looked like that none of them would have a problem with it to begin with.
real^2
Wow I should not have read the replies to that crap. Gotta love people still trying to push the "asset theft" misinformation too.
Lol I'm gonna die, but I rarely play Palworld & I thought that above thing was an actual Pal 🫠
I was like "sweet an electric ice type maybe"
to this day
Has Adam ever played Palworld
high chance
that he didn't
Hmm actually now that I look at it, he might be onto something
You just gotta make a few small changes, such as everything
Apply an intense blur to the image, and show it to someone who has never played any video game and ask them to draw what that blur looks like, and maybe you might have a Palworld design
lol
Warning; you may create a Digimon instead
Digimon has cool designs but super stupid names
"something something" Mon
As silly as the digimon are, the series is just epic
It's gotta be, I remember it as a small kid & it's still around today.
Unlike Pokemon tho, I've never heard a single bad thing about Digimon, like ever in my life haha
Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh
Omg that looks like the poo in Craftopia 🫠
E
Be sure to dry clean only
should have at least kepted the cat ears and tail imo
still weird that there was no paroity between the hamster with wings and the cat evolving into the angles though lol
i sadly dont remember any of there names
like bruh this is basicly just a shiny without being a shiny
I mean eh? Anubis doesn't really look like the god all too much, kinda just an egyptian flavored dog man
Well of course it’s not exactly like the Anubis depicted in actual Egyptian hieroglyphs but it still pretty much gets the point across imo
On that note, wonder when we're getting Sekhmet in the main game since she was teased for the farming sim.
Like, I’m sure if you showed people who had never seen lucario before, a picture of Anubis with no words, they’d prob understand it’s supposed to be Anubis
Not winter, but will be added to the game at some point
Also why are we still talking about palworld this is off topic
In my defense, I am sick and my brain is going brrrrrrrr.
Fair hope ya feel better
The english dub called it toxic waste
They clearly haven't tried it
Even as a kid watching that, I was like “yeah no, that’s poop.”
E
I remember it being called pudding at one point.
"Sludge this toxic shouldn't go to waste!"

The starbound mod that inspired APIS had a really funny dialogue when you pick up the "sludge" block, the computer bird lady was like "ew, imagine having to poop that out every once in awhile"
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Lol
An entire movie about Wile E. using Acme products?
Also, anyone else grow up with a slight fear of any company named Acme bc of Looney Toons?
Sakurai never gets to stay retired
A Wile E Coyote standalone movie in 2025 is nutty
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Anyone playing palworld?
Isn't this the movie they made a few years ago, then didn't release (after getting 100% done) because they'd rather do a tax write-off on "it failing" than just releasing it?
I have no idea
Apparently, 24,000 people are at this moment
It's so painful, I really wish they just would bring other people in to make a new smash. I know there would be insane hype for melee 2 (like, same physics, just expanded characters/content) that game was literally small enough to fit on a GC disk
maybe sakurai could just do the lore and that's it or something, but I get the feeling if his name is on it at all he wants to do everything 
That would be such a tease.
No. Dead game.
we have Rivals of Aether 1 and 2 to act as spiritual successors for Melee :)
oh hey, Luxray finally stood up
and yeah, please let someone else work in Smash Bros instead
i want this for diffrent reasons
why
Sakurai likes making smash, so im not sure where the "let someone else do it" is from?
It’s literally this guy 👉 #off-topic message
I am genuinely curious to see how a Smash game ends up when it's directed by someone else
also in part because I ended up hating Smash Ultimate
LMAO
but if we get Brawl 2 I rejoice
Subspace Emissary 2 is 🅱️ery important to bring backf ro this
world of light was disappointing, yeah
World of 🅱️light
although there is also the fact that DLC... significantly increased my dislike for the previous two last Smash games
maybe if Smash 6 ends up having no DLC OR DLC that doesn't ruin the game then it could be nice!
to be fair even without DLC there are still other things I don't like form the modern Smash games but not having DLC that ruins the game is gonna be nice
sad reality 😭
The DLC comes out before the base game.
You can download and install it but you can’t play.
pretty sure he confirmed kirby air ride isnt going to be live service/paid dlc, so definitely feels more like a nintendo decision
you joke, but pirahna plant and mewtwo
mewtwo in smash 4 and pirahna plant in ultimate were pre-release DLC
Well we expect that from mtx
Sakurai hasn't wanted to make another smash since melee but got blackmailed into doing it, he mentioned this in a few interviews. Maybe "blackmailed" isn't the best word for it, but the impetus to do it or "we'll just port melee however that ends up looking" to his face is hard to translate into specific terms. He didn't know they wanted to make another smash until he was in the same room everyone else was when they announced Brawl, then Iwata asked him whether he'd do it shortly after that
https://www.gonintendo.com/contents/23721-masahiro-sakurai-talks-about-how-super-smash-bros-brawl-came-to-be
his reluctance despite the IP doing so well is also pretty present in the lore
That said, subspace emissary is a gem and I'd love to see more of it (again, probably someone else with sakurai guidance at most)
I just think he is very done and wants to focus on what he loves in kirby franchise more
ehh it feels more like akurai has issues with nintendo rather than smash specifically; during the sora video on youtube, he effectively covers how hes basically stuck where he is cause its too late in his career to start building new connections
he had issues with Iwata, but given everyones perception of Iwata you cant exactly say anything; plus japans defmation laws are frankly ridiculous
whatever the case is I want Smash 6 to be good
and for it to have a character from TF2 and Ace Attorney, no I don't care how unrealistic either one of those picks is
To back up your point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MammcQ3XkpY
The reason the Smash Bros. series has continued into the modern era has everything to do with the events discussed in this episode!
What exactly did Mr. Iwata request??
[Game Concepts] Super Smash Bros. Brawl
https://youtu.be/dXpFTHtlmCo
So hyped for orange ???
Are those the studios they are going to close
no no az they're going to have them release one of the most banger games you've ever seen
THEN they'll close them
Crushing's too good for him, first, he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Next year, cryogenic refridgeration wing. Then...TEN years in the room I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him

Thanks, I hate it.
it looks ai generated!!!
palette swap zeraora
I just realized they gave the cat furry thigh-highs.
For some reason my brain glossed over that until just now.
Thanks, I didn't even see it til you pointed it out
so berseria remastered was announced and now listed, and its literally cheaper than the base game lmao
its like reverse nintendo
Is this some kind of new dlc mega evolution thats going to cost 30 dollars more or whatever
This mega doesn't really change much tbh
Still new fan art
Correct.
It’s in the dlc
And they made sure you can't just mooch off your friends, because now you need a mega stone
It would be cool if they added depth to the buildings and voice acting to the characters and a realistic city population density with animated pokemon in their pokemon game
Would be nice to get those nice production values they charge for.
min max profit remember
Min max profit repeat
Come on man
Iwata would never
True. Iwata and Reggie actually cared about providing good value. Sakurai still does but he's more loosely connected to Nintendo
at least Urbain finally came back with the milk-
I'm sure Miyamoto cares about his legacy, but he's kinda surfing on his success now and letting the new people run the business how they want
Which tbf I can't blame him for relaxing after so long
is there a word for that thing pokemon games do where the screen will fade to black and then a text box will describe something happening so they don't have to animate it and then the screen will fade back in?
if there isn't there should be one
"really fricking lame"
Wait that's 3 words
I googled "pokemon fade to black" a year or two ago but just got fanfiction stuff in the results
i mean sometimes it's kinda hard to fill the logic gap between two scenes with another scene
But most of the time there's an unpatchable logic gap, you go back and alter the story so that it is filled naturally, or you play into it and just cut to the second scene to "shock" the viewer/player and then slowly fill them back in
and yeah it was charming in the first gen when instead of having the npc walk away in a scene they just fade to black real quick and say "the guy escaped speedily"
I just wonder how many times they pull that in the entire series
You could definitely read into their writing and storytelling habits a lot but the cut and text thing is something that aged like milk
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What an odd rythym game but a cool one on ps2.
A little late on that info
Its in the base Zeroara design too but hate the weird extra paw pad in a odd spot. It looks like a AI error
Palworld fans thinking a pokemon is AI generated, we’ve turned it around, fam
Look how the turns have tabled
Oh my god you’re right I can’t unsee it and I hate it, along with the chest piece being slanted to us instead of where Zeraora is looking
I know it’s memes and all, but this actually has argument for being at least an AI generated concept
Bait used to be believable
yep thats exactly why i pointed it out
You guys need to remember that reality isn't as funny as Pokemon actually using AI
paws... 
Yeah, the bad design is bona fide hand-made
Bad????
Why would they use AI when they can just steal card art from artists
Pure copium
The design is solid
It’s like AI without the bad press
Mega Zeraora? Absolutely
Mega Zeraora looks like what pokemon fans think palworld pals look like
I dunno if mega zera counts as bad, I’ll need to give it some time
Yeah but it is a pokemon
It's a mega evolution, it's supposed to look the same but different
There’s a crapton of mega zerazora fanart alreasy
Merry Christmas everyone
Guys I’ve got it
It wouldn't surprise me
-# it's Pokémon after all 
The budget went into designing mega Zeraora, that’s why mega starmie and others have so few new changes as a mega, because Zeraora stole all the design upgrades
mega starmie looks like it's some gmod pm and i hate what they did to my boy
It basically just got another fur scarf, and Luxray's color palette
It looks like it should be a thumb but it’s on the other side of the paw
Yeah. I only found out now when looking at Zeroara again. The pokemon is the most forgettable mythical pokemon and most forgettable pokemon to me in general that I never saw that before lol
I also don't like its got a name similar to Zoroark since I like that pokemon the most out of the furry shill mascot trio
I get those two mixed up so often
Eh, I'm neutral about the design
It's nothing amazing, but it isn't trash either so
🤷
Yeah. It could've been worse to be fair.
I think it looks pretty cool but I'm not like, all over it or anything. I like that it adds more black, black is awesome (you can probably guess what my actual favourite mythical is 🤭 )
yet i know several christans who love the movie lmao
They hunt demons, you can't get much more Christian than that
Priests almost never fight demons anymore, it's crazy
...yeah...
Only fictional priests do that.
Like John Constantine.

Yeah he's wicked, and he's a perfect example, he's not a priest but he definitely fights demons
He's basically a Warlock
because the demons took over the priests D:
Yeah I'm starting to think there's a conspiracy here
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I think its the kind of people who will hear someone say something like "Oh crap," and immediately respond with "Erm don't use the lord's name in vain"

Totally
I absolutely hate Mega Starmie, and I hate even more when people justify its bad design based on "Le Memes".
they definitely could've made a much better design
tho if i remember correctly Starmie is actually an alien that tries to immitate humans hence its rather humanoid mega evolution
i still don't like it tho
According to Bulbapedia, his Mega form is a pun on the words "人手 hitode (starfish)" which can also be read as "Hand", hence his human-like characteristics. But for me it's still a weak excuse.
it is
WAOS
what does that mean?
huh, interesting
i never heard that one before
While researching on Know Your Meme, I discovered that "Waos" (derived from "Wow") is a purely Spanish-speaking expression, which is why you haven't heard it.
And I also hadn't realized until now that this expression was so local. Uh...
That would be "Wao"
thats actually good to know
Which is just how "Wow" sounds phonetically in spanish
"Guau" is also how it's writtens sometimes
If you want to skip the W
In Spanish, unlike in English, words sound exactly as they are written.
The pronunciation with W is still correct because phonetically it's two "U" sounds which would make a sound like: "Uuau"
I speak spanish.
a... xd


Off-topic topic... In the Off-topic channel.
But one of the things that made me laugh, feel sorrow, anger, and sadness, was something I'll never see in Pokémon.
Is that when the Teraleak happened, referring to the discarded writings from Canalave Library, specifically the one that referenced Typhlosion; Aside from the fact that it caused the internet to explode at the time, the truth is that Pokémon as an IP will never dare to touch such Dense topics in its universe (Not even in fan universes, judging by how the fans reacted).
It's a very corny dynamic of wanting and not being able (or not wanting to be) seen as something "Adult" but without losing the credentials to be "Young and Innocent" (And that's why they appeal a lot to the most "Macabre" entries of the Pokedex, which have never been represented correctly in any official media).
btw, it's not like I want things like "BLOOD, GUTS, AND LOTS OF VIOLENCE" in something like frikin Pokémon, not at all.
But it bothers me that the only genuinely dense moment they've touched on in their history (And that I can remember) was the first Pokémon movie (where they talked about identity, belonging, resentment, and bonds).
(And I'm not taking into account things like N's story in the fifth generation or Lillie's family's story in the seventh, either because they didn't explore it or they reversed it at the last minute respectively).
Seeing people get there's already but I haven't got a shipping notice in email
Is it because of region? And how long ago was that?
Perhaps then. As long it's within the estimated time of arrival.
Battlefield player gets revived and then immediately jumps in front of a helicopter
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im probbly going to regret not getting one but i been spending money to mutch resently
I wouldn't mind, although I'm not sure if ordering coffee powder from overseas would be a wise idea.
Mainly because of the storaging of edible materials. Less about the package, more to the handling during delivery.
https://x.com/nanananana0706/status/1991120567660089571?t=TpWoB3QJqD9lfWjEfIvRQA&s=19
@odd mesa @prime agate
Mama Penguin will take revenge on Mario!
This is the best thing ever
well my first thought whent somewhere compleately diffrent
||ever seen fullmetal alchemist?||
Morning
"Where's everybody going? BINGO?"
❤️
Mornin'! Nice day for fishing! Hu-huh!
Love those skits
I dig the d&d campaign too. It's like hanging out with them behind the scenes.
I am pretty sure that in that education meme, the pfp is Al Bundy from Married with Children.
Would you like to come temp work with me? I have a 149 page document of small print that I need updated to match current information xD
Oh, and it is due next Wednesday xD
Lol nah bro. I'll just fire up the raspi and get some Diablo 1 going. xD
Not quite enough coffee yet to keep from falling asleep at my desk.
Got myself a large chocolate coffee for today
What kinda work do you do Sir?
Electrical engineering.
But the paperwork side XD
I make sure things are aligned in documentation and correct so production can safely install/update/connect/etc.
Lol nice! Our engineers are my bane...
I have issues with our mechanical department. I have to go ask a lit of questions about their equipment. They always forget their equipment needs power and other connections, so I am left here with no paperwork/manuals on how or what is needed.
Bright side, they don't all say or give me the "oh no...." look when I come over anymore xD
Various things. I was working on a plumbing system some months ago, moved to the drinkable water systems, and then into HVAC systems.
I guess think of everything needs to get apartments set up?
Cool. We build heavy equipment, electric and diesel air pumps. I program the comps and the touchscreen interfaces for them.
Nice. There is probably someone in your group that would hate me xD
Wheb we buy equipment, we request a lot of information. If it isn't provided I send back notes as to what is missing ubtil it is 100% correct.
Lol you can't be as bad as the pharma guys... They want everything with crossed t's and dotted j's
I have jokingly sent back literal punctuation errors.
But it is more of a joke for me, annoyed with them type of deal
My other battle is with IT... We're still making the windows 11 transition and half of our legacy software isn't working on it or we don't have the permission to run it... Half tempted to wipe it off and install loonix
I was upgraded to win11 a couple of weeks ago. I still have not adjusted and am still fixing my applications to have my shortcuts and things.
Which reminds me, I need to reupload my Autocad script
I'm trying to learn cad in my free time
I recommend first learning you style: do you use the ribbon? Text shortcuts? Drop downs?
Once you discover that, a lot of the learning is pretty intuitive
I can adapt to whatever... I've got thousands of hours in Photoshop/Gimp but not all of it translates to vector graphics
I just got a CNC router table that I'm still trying to figure out lol
I want one...
Idk what I'll do with it currently, but I'll come up with something!
I'm hoping to get a side hustle going with it, but not there yet
Good luck o.o
I can think of a lot of simple things that sell around here. Couple of people have flea market booths and make a lot
I'd eventually like to make cat furniture with it but I'm still learning the design software. Made a few of my own things but mostly just carved what I can download for free
Nearly jumped out of my chair
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Maty Pisc probably has the deets on bsky
Rightsizing Bitch: $15,845
Presequel?
Borderlands 2
"under $30" has $29.99 vibes to it
Oh duh… “Engineer”. Coulda been a Meat Slab, but noooooooooooooo
Go find an adventurer to eat instead local dragon!
Bird ppl are weird
Yeah lol they always seem to be
Why you want a baby dinosaur running a muck all over your house?
Aerial shit factory
Seems more like a pest than a pet IMHO
The whole "can't control when they go" thing is the big deal breaker imo
1000%
I was training my bird to try and only go on a towel. He would try to remain on the towel when I put it down.
Got a srs case of the bird brain
You’d be surprised. 
At what people are willing to deal with, or at the training some people have managed to do?
Though, I find it hard to believe they can't control when they go. There were many occasions Polly went to certain parts of his cage, angled himself, and projectile went towards someone and laughed.
He really hated my brother >.>
With parrots, once they mature some they kind of have to work its way out.
And they can be taught to do so at certain spots.
Polly wanted to be allowed to move around tge house as he pleased. So I trained him to always go to the towel. If he couldn't make the towel, he would go back to his cage.
But, if you ignored him too long, he would just fly to you to let you know he will not be ignored.
Tbh, I miss owning a bird.
@teal iron He found you, chill
Would be funnier if she was awake this moment, chillruru...
Just ping her 10 more times
Bee, moar leik 🅱️
Damn.
Huh
Oh, chill, I guess it was more likely than I thought
Is this Chillet thing bothering you ma'am?
I'm literally her friend, chill
In highschool my buddies fam had an African grey that was neglected. Every time I was there I tried to get him to beat box but he only ever bobbed his head and whistled at me
I've never known Prima to have friends so I am skeptical about this
African greys are the most social.... Why have a bird if you don't plan to interact with it??? >.<
The reason I don't get another bird is bc I don't have enough time to devote to it. I don't want a living decoration.
Yeah I felt bad for it... But they had more money than taste...
Yeah idk what this guy is talking about you should vaporize him

You're so mean to Prima, chill, this is a punishable offense
I'm ready to get vaporized, been a while since I've been in orbit
I feel like it would be easier to train really smart birds like parrot/corvid to do this, but I've never owned one to know and corvids are illegal to own in usa
Who is going to stop you from owning a crow? Just go get one.
I don’t know of corvids can control it as well
He was a small parrot. I was trying to train him to only go on the towel, it resulted in him always going to and staying on the towel lol
Kidnapping wildlife is against the law so no vet is going to help you with it because they can’t.
Unless you surrender it to a wildlife rehab which may not be able to eventually release it anyway due to being imprinted.
Ain't no lawman going to arrest you for it was my point
I remember the first time I took my bird to the vet x.x
I was so afraid they were going to take him from me
It's a dinosaur not an animal
Dinosaucers
I hate when I want to look up something related to a dinosaur movie to remember, "oh yeah, the movie is called 'dinosaurs' just like every other dinosaur series from that time!" So you have to try and give as much detail to differe tiate it from all the rest
No joke
Dinosaucers the only thing that had a slightly different name
But the Jim Henson sitcom is goated.
The Golden Joystick Awards’ most-prestigious award of all - Ultimate Game of the Year - goes to the unforgettable Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Huge congratulations to @SandfallGames and @Kepler_Interact! 🎉 #GoldenJoystickAwards
Let the sweep begin
What about Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?
O dam I remember that
Honestly don't know that one
What a cool show
We old lol
Even the name just screams "I'm a cool show, watch me kid"
What's cooler than these two things? Smashing them together!
Just read the synopsis, I believe I missed out o.o
Fosh
Google says Tubi has it 🤔
Pro tip for getting away with playing with your raspberry pi at work: have a terminal open with a bunch of random commands or even a readme file, so if anyone walks in tab to it and you look the part
IT is pinged when something not on the long list of allowed is open on our comps. Pretty sure it was one of the things that got the guy across from me fired xD
Hot spot it? I do with the office phone so I don't eat up my data
Get back to work you slackerrrr
You're not my real dad!
I was about to say that my computer was not capable of wifi, but then saw my laptop that I was recently updated too.
I am working for the record, just "multi-tasking"
I am going to lose my mind o.o
I do not have enough time to prioritize all 3 items
It's always in the last place you look
Where was I looking?
Because after that, there's no reason to keep looking
Check your pockets at least 3 times... Just in case...
I've lost my mind more times than I can count... Thankfully it usually comes back in time
Buddy I was once looking for my phone, using my phone as a flashlight
It wasn't quick either it was a 10 min affair at least
I died brutally by Terramorphous.
It was scary.
Words cannot express how terrifying I was when I first stumble upon that specimen.
That thing put me on a stretcher and made me regret my life choices.
It motivated me to go through the entire game again. But this time, on True Vault Hunter Mode.
gotta love ai goofs complaining about other ai goofs using their generated output without permission.
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Quoting Krista Gable (@DomainDomme)
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You do NOT have permission to use my Vanta Velvet visuals, name, or character.
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It’s always funny whenever somebody gets mad when someone else uses their AI prompts.
funny!!!
Last I checked you can’t copyright something AI generated.
Yup
It always feels like stupidity is increasing at an exponential rate
Prompt jackers! Inconceivable!
he used my AI

They wanted to become "artists" so bad they now have drama just like Twitter artists lol
Too real
||I think half the DND artists (an in those who do official work for the products) I followed crashed out hard and never seen them again||
I met someone once who wrote lore for MTG and I was like that's so cool, do you play? She answered no, and asked if I read any of the lore. I replied with no I don't do lore... Awkward...
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The results are always like this
Gamers hate video games.
Bucky
What a pretty bottle opener

Sorry @tight compass please do not send me random friend requests as I will not accept them
Stranger Danger
Wouldn't be surprised if it was a hacked account since its not responding
I’m sure they won’t read it 
🤷♂️
Is what it is
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Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Season 2
Scheduled for January 16 on Crunchyroll!
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Heads up to anyone who uses GMail.
https://vxtwitter.com/eevblog/status/1991293066175492297
I dont use Gmail, so
Heads up to anyone not using Gmail to let us know they’re not using Gmail 🔺
I mean, I'm not a teacher, so I'm obviously not around K-12 children that much. But, it's been a long time since I've seen children holding physical books and reading.
"lower life satisfaction" lmao it doesn't even trigger the happy chemical
I mean, I would have a "lower life satisfaction" too, if I had to deal with the current Pop Stars, instead of having actual musicians like Christina Aguilera, Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Prince,
And Twitter (X) is full of ignorant, rage baiting, misinformation in the comment, post and same goes for Reddit, so yeah all these social media pretty much worse as those two. 😐
it take that long to arrive to such conclusion 💀
Well scientific studies take time, ya know
Looks like Black Myth Wukong meets Cyberpunk.
A man accidentally walked into a dance choreography at the airport and ended up blending perfectly with the group 😂
Thank you. Just turned it off in my account and my mom's
Hello
Don’t click suspicious links, new discord user 
Keep your eyes peeled.
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Oh man I got bad news.
-# Zoopunk Was Used To Demonstrate Generative AI Assets
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Have some legs
https://fixupx.com/metadumplings/status/1991772742232994018
Eh, not a feet guy
Could have fooled me, but I said legs
Saw feet first, you would think seeing the toes in the picture would lead me to believe it's more about feet than legs

Makes me think of the creature from the black lagoon
Maybe Larian is working on a black lagoon game.
Is Terraria a really hard game?
Yes and no
In my experience. It is a hard game for me bc I am just terrible xD
But overall I would call it a challenging game if you decide to progress as you should
How about the crafting
It definitely doesn't just crumple over unless you really know your stuff
30,000 crafting stations
Gotcha, just asking for comparison to Minecraft Java
I personally wouldn't compare it to Minecraft. They have the similar elements of crafting and mining, along with their monsters and bosses, but they are so different imo that I would find it hard to compare.
I think the most difficult thingnin Terraria(imo) is learning the menu. It itself is not complicated, it is just different from most games or what the standard is that you do need to spend a little time familiarizing yourself with it
Yea, just want the indie alternative to Minecraft
not really
Terraria isn't really hard. As long as you know exactly what you're doing.
i'd say the hardest part is maybe figuring out what to do as a beginner, since the game doesn't really tell you stuff aside of the Guide NPC who's tips are most of the time kinda cryptic?
idk i have spent too many hours playing that game
i mean there's a few somehwat challenging difficulties, with some being pretty well hidden
I highly recommend Terraria.
I am also currently playing a game called, "Necesse"
Got it on sale and for me it combines what I like about Terraria and Minecraft in a nice little package with extra goodies.
I mean, come on, what other game can you get a pet bush that stabs people?
Worst beginner learning experience: WHERE THE F DID THAT WALL COME FROM!?!?! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ
pff hahahahahahahah 
Also, you'll occasionally see messages on the title screen that says, "Also try Minecraft!"(On Terraria) or "Also try Terraria!"(On Minecraft).
its worth it
I trie playing a couple months ago and got a very, vety, VERY unfortunate world spawn xD
ah yes, World Generation, the true enemy
wait wut
splash text
That is surprising, I never saw that
I have currently only played Java Minecraft
My Linux PC can’t run Bedrock
It surprised me, because Mojang is now owned by Microsoft

Morning
Nintendo released a new Metroid Prime 4 ad in Japan.
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︀︀It shows off the combat and mouse controls.
So gonna get carpal tunnel with this.

Needs to be noon already... I want to go home... Dx
Noooo I need more time. I did an assessmebt of all the work in my queue, I need 1.5 more months crammed into the next 2 work days xD
It’s gonna be a short week next week too
All my stuff is due Wednesday.
I am taking Wednesday off xD
Leaves me today and those 2 days
Can't wait to see the kids fling their controllers. 
Honestly looks easier if you’re able to aim the right joycon in the air
A normal mouse is always going to be more precise than that.
Hitting the face buttons in mouse mode looks like it’s going to be weird.
Maybe someone will make a shell for it or something.
The Switch 2 mouse thing is...just no
Using that for a couple of hours will just hurt your hand
Precise, yeah. But if I could sit there and not need a surface to slide a ‘mouse’ across, then I’ll do that
Kinda like playin Rez VR compared to console
Many games let you use the gyro to aim. The joycon 2 switches back to controller mode when it’s not sideways so it could potentially be easy to switch between styles.
I agree with Raath, having Wiimote-like aiming would've been better
No IR sensor bar, though.
I usually set the gyros to handle the last bit of precision for aiming since the sticks generally only get close.


Do they sell an actual mouse for like $100 or something
Something that won't destroy your hand
I think just USB mice work, but idk
But people like that it’s just built in for games like Civ
But trying to play a shooter like that seems oof
I mean with the joycon mouse
But yeah...not worth losing your hand
I'm taking 3 days off next week so I get a 9 day weekend!!
It’s just a shell
The joycon is still the mouse it just sits in a lump of plastic for better ergonomics
Nintendo will still sue
lol, okay fair
Once they make their own and patent it, then they'll sue
Don't really think they thought this mouse gimmick through
Most accessories on the market are unlicensed but that just means it can’t say Nintendo on it.
If people need to 3D print stuff to make it bearable
I don’t know how well those will work anyway because of the button arrangement
But it looks less silly than the steering wheel shells. 
I understand that it’s a handheld so the joycons are flat.
It's like putting your mouse sideways and trying to use it for hours like that
But if sony made a dualsense that split in two and one side could be used as a mouse that would be killer
This guy actually saved my wrist. 
Not too precise because clicking pushes it sideways but just don’t game with it.
I've got one of those... When I first got it I kept thinking I was going to knock it over lol
Yeah it’s weird but an ergonomic savior
I game with mine
Oh dang, you’re better than me.
I don't do twitch speed games though ... Getting too old for that nonsense
It’s a big mouse but I still have to fingertip hold it so clicks don’t really land on target
I've got a pretty big paw so it fits me nicely. The mx master 3 I have for work is almost too small
My hand is to big to grip it so I pretty much fingertip any mouse
Literal mouse
Sounds like it would be gross pretty quickly
There’s a 100% chance that was done.
Looks like no, but they sell covers for mouses
Chatgpt how do I wash the birria taco juice out of my furry mouse?
Well the reality is that the gyros in Joycons have some kind of precision issue and drift out of alignment after like 3 seconds
Mmmm gyro... Now that sounds good
Try playing SS or Metroid Prime Remastered with joycon controls

Awww
Yeah...not quite what I meant
Notice how you have to recenter it every other motion because the joycon just forgets the last 4 digits of its orientation and starts making stupid rounding and it gets out of place
Taxidermy computer mouse
What about a mouse pad made from a mouse?
Mice pelt
I never run into that issue tbh
every single joycon I own does it







