off-topic

[full mountain]

ye

[vale lava]

Getting meshed after holding a defense for 25 hours really sucks

In ark-

[indigo kite]

Morning everyone, I hope you all have a good day or and good sleep when you turn in ❤️ And goodluck to those heading back to school 💝

[jaunty kraken]

I accidentally grabbed a sandwich without cheese (i wanted a sandwich with cheese), day ruined

[zenith lark]

I've been playing a ton of Abiotic Factor as of late. It's an absolutely phenomenal video game, and even though it's still in Early Access, it is quickly approaching its 1.0 release and is still a fantastic experience regardless. I highly recommend it towards anyone who's a fan of survival games while also looking for a change of pace from other survival games.

[jaunty kraken]

Holy shit it's King Dedede from the Kirby franchise!

[zenith lark]

https://tenor.com/view/king-dedede-kirby-dedede-melee-gif-24033203

[jaunty kraken]

It's his version from Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

The hero of Subspace Emissary!

[drifting fjord]

Abiotic factor sounds like it goes hard, from the name alone

[zenith lark]

I'm surprised it hasn't gotten a larger fanbase, it aims for a certain style and hits the mark wonderfully.

[plucky dove]

And now your GPU will come with integrated Denuvo too :3

Performance?
We needs that silly

Just eat your AI generated frames and don't ask for quality

[jaunty kraken]

Gotta give it some time! (Hopefully)

Also needs more publicity/marketing/recognition

[jaunty kraken]

Performance is for the weak!

[peak folio]

https://x.com/pocketpairpblsh/status/1909230957338718704

Pocketpair Publishing (@PocketpairPBLSH) on X

🛻 Wishlist Truckful on Steam!

https://t.co/G35dt0a7LN

X · Apr 7, 2025, 1:05 PM

Will it also be on Switch?

[glad needle]

Oh look, another slop dev trying to kill their competition

[full mountain]

Yea iz dum

Salty that schedule I did way better than thier drug game

[glad needle]

Although, Im surprised the DDS devs arent some AAA corpo Ive already heard of

[full mountain]

Yeah they're just some smaller dev trying to bully a 1 man team

[glad needle]

Ive never played either though, have you?

I didnt know you could copyright the concept of selling poison, but, Nintendo’s done worse

[full mountain]

I haven't played either, but Charlie explains the situation well in his vid

[gloomy raven]

Lol this is so funny to see. Imagine the precedent if they win. Suddenly racing games would be suing eachother for copying the concept of car racing games.

[glad needle]

Nintendo already set the precedent when they sued Palworld over catching a creature

[peak folio]

So glad they’re fighting that tbh.

[gloomy raven]

Yeah I see what you're saying, but remember Nintendo is suing over a specific mechanic, not an entire genre.

[daring mauve]

They would if they could

[glad needle]

Nintendo’s the reason I no longer have any faith in IP/patent law

[gloomy raven]

Yeah, common sense went out the window.

[peak folio]

That line of reasoning doesn’t hold up well in court.

[daring mauve]

Not lack of common sense.
Greed.

[peak folio]

When the defense is throw the entire concept of the law out the window it makes the plaintiffs look really good.

[simple aurora]

https://fixupx.com/TIME/status/1909228793048277480?t=61o12qPQ109FC3RGvabZmA&s=19

TIME (@TIME)

TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species ti.me/4jlJB54

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FixupX · Apr 7, 2025, 12:56 PM

Direhowl...

[glad needle]

This is gonna be an invasive species

That’s what you get when you let scientists play God

[night plume]

First it wil be an expensive pet they swear will never happen

[gloomy raven]

Damn that's crazy. They used almost the same exact technique to try and reconstruct it as those shown in Jurassic Park, lol. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g9ejy3gdvo

Basically filling in what they were missing with a modern species (grey wolf)

[glad needle]

Why not just stop creating life in labs

[gloomy raven]

Because money and capitalism, unfortunately. It'll lead us down a wild path for sure. 😗

[kindred sleet]

No religious sayings pls
And if you wanna go down that route then why did god give us the knowledge to make tools to bring them back if it is so called playing god?
An invasive species?
We do not know yet
I for one think the animals that they are bringing back is for a good cause
This is not the only animal they are going to bring back
The mammoth is one of them that will play a crucial role and to right a wrong that us humans did to them

[simple aurora]

It's basically grey wolves pretending to be dire wolves.

[kindred sleet]

A mixture of both modern gray wolf DNA and partial dire wolf DNA
To bring back something akin to an actual direwolf

[night plume]

Someone could argue with you that he did not give us the knowledge to make tools, we gained that when we ate the forbidden apple.

(I'm just bored, not fully entering the argument)

[kindred sleet]

We can go deeper than that but yeah let's not argue haha

[jaunty kraken]

Bring back Dodos plz

[simple aurora]

Time to turn ravens into Shadowbeak.

[jaunty kraken]

Funny birds

[kindred sleet]

That's one of them they are committed to bring back

[night plume]

On a personal note, I do think the break through is great, I just don't think their choice was wise.

[gloomy raven]

In JP they had the broken ancient dino DNA so they used toad to fill in the missing pieces. Toads can swap sexes. Viola, problem. Hehe.

[jaunty kraken]

HELL YEAH!

[mystic fiber]

Do you have a game series you hate but majority love?
for me it is Mario.

[night plume]

I won't lie, I would be one of the people wanting a flock of Dodos xD

[jaunty kraken]

Can't wait to get Divine Disaster II'd irl

[jaunty kraken]

X*noblade for me

[jaunty kraken]

Same

[peak folio]

tbf he did use the term to “play God” correctly. It describes this exact thing whether or not you’re actually pious.

[humble parrot]

Morning

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-typhlosion-tuesday-meme-gif-4051929047719001080

[glad needle]

Get that pdfile out of here

[cunning shadow]

Pokemon is like a caveman patenting fire

I wanna file a suit against pokemon's patent just to say that -v-

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-cat-dance-gif-15524768750287997468

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-gif-26256018

[peak folio]

https://x.com/gonintendotweet/status/1909260871919890445

GoNintendoTweet (@GoNintendoTweet) on X

Nintendo confirms Switch 2 has been shipped in to the U.S., and they "really hope" they can meet demand https://t.co/Q20EjWF4Wi

X · Apr 7, 2025, 3:03 PM

Even the first wave of Wii Us sold out worldwide, I’d be impressed if they met demand.

So it sounds like they sent a lot which beat the tariffs.

[sick flame]

https://fixupx.com/lorianngarcia15/status/1909526737123500400

Lori (@lorianngarcia15)

@Proto_arts Yes he did!

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FixupX · Apr 8, 2025, 8:40 AM

[peak folio]

That’s no secret.

He’s no Reggie, sadly, but at least his surname works.

[humble parrot]

That explains a lot

[peak folio]

Reggie fought tooth and nail to have Wii Sports be a pack-in.

Doug is definitely not interested in that for the Switch 2’s tech demo.

[humble parrot]

So we can expect EA-level shenanigans

Low stock, a lot of paid articles, paid reviews

[peak folio]

I’m not sure how much of that has to pass Furukawa and if it’s something he cares for.

But I certainly miss Iwata and Reggie

Iwata was a legend.

https://tenor.com/view/iwata-reggie-fight-smash-bros-super-smash-bros-gif-13259142

[humble parrot]

Hope they get more lawsuits from joycon drift2

[unborn mauve]

I miss reggie

[peak folio]

The joycons/sticks are a lot bigger so hopefully they won’t fail as quickly. The surface area of the pots on the regular joycons were minuscule compared to normal controllers and I suspect that didn’t help.

[sick flame]

i remember funny reggie direct

[unborn mauve]

i want him back into nintendo, f his retirment

[sick flame]

now 64 years old

[peak folio]

Reggie 64!!

[sick flame]

[peak folio]

https://x.com/wario64/status/1909632888951517318

Wario64 (@Wario64) on X

“Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in Canada will not start on April 9, 2025 in order to align with the timing of pre-orders to be determined in the U.S. Nintendo will provide updated information at a later date. The launch date of June 5 is unchanged.” https://t.co/YitrQtyp1r

X · Apr 8, 2025, 3:42 PM

We’re making @hearty sonnet wait.

[hearty sonnet]

I'm patient 🫠

[peak folio]

June 5th isn’t far out anyway.

[hearty sonnet]

I WANT IT NOW

[peak folio]

I’m still wondering how the 2’s LCD compares to the OLED Switch.

They say it’s HDR now but on an LCD that’s kind of a practical joke.

[night plume]

The Aerogarden is clean!

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/791348614352994344.webp?size=96&animated=true

[peak folio]

https://fixvx.com/mythicowlgames/status/1909616187643670909

MythicOwl Games I Truckful 🚚📦 (@[e-mail])

How do people describe our game:
- Dredge on 4 wheels
- Cozy horror delivery game
- Snowrunner in Massachusetts https://t.co/rBQBn74K5t

QRT: UNIKATlabel
How do people describe our game:
- Tiny Glade, up in the sky
- Game for designers
- The Sims, but with cheat codes on https://t.co/bT9YEEJGBZ

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 8, 2025, 2:35 PM

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

[hearty sonnet]

For every second that I do not have a Switch 2, I will break one window

[jaunty kraken]

please do not break any window :(

[jaunty kraken]

https://fxtwitter.com/raccstuffs/status/1909342664434057700?t=67vt-G3toRhwUmzFlc7I4g&s=19

now the universe is mocking me for that...

silly raccoons & pandas (@raccstuffs)

Raccoon gets cheesed

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FxTwitter · Apr 7, 2025, 8:28 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx6bxpFPKlc
@teal iron

[unborn mauve]

better, don"t buy it

[peak folio]

https://www.theverge.com/news/644803/nintendo-switch-2-game-key-cards-trade-borrow-resell

[icy yoke]

So that means that you can still technically own the game right

[peak folio]

So long as there’s a place to download it from.

[teal iron]

⚠️ Important note: shell is not breaking their own windows

[hearty sonnet]

More like I'm out of my own windows to break & am now wandering the neighborhood

[teal iron]

Can I join you

[hearty sonnet]

Yes

[peak folio]

Switch 2 gang here going around breaking 2 windows a second.

[teal iron]

Woohoo!

[hearty sonnet]

I have a plan too, once all house windows are broken, we're moving on to car windows

[teal iron]

YEAH THEN IT GETS LOUD

[jaunty kraken]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaunty kraken]

what are you, a hooligan football fan?

[teal iron]

I mean Hooligan is one of my passive skills

[peak folio]

Rip work speed

[jaunty kraken]

at least you get Attack Bonus!

[jaunty kraken]

what are your Passive Skills?

also, since you have the Hooligan passive no wonder you like voilence!

[teal iron]

Hooligan, Celestial Emperor, Serenity, Vampiric

[jaunty kraken]

I see I see

[humble parrot]

Shell is deleting system32 and SysWOW64

[peak folio]

https://x.com/kirpinkfury/status/1909104910227865861

Kābī (@KirPinkFury) on X

The hype in Japan for Switch 2 is so big that it has caused My Nintendo Store website and the eshop to malfunction for 5 days in a row.

People WANT this thing.

X · Apr 7, 2025, 4:44 AM

Is Bucky getting a Japanese Switch 2 or a Multiregion one?

[humble parrot]

It's cheaper than anywhere else

[peak folio]

Ye

[humble parrot]

HK said he saw the preorder at 900 Euro where he lives

[jaunty kraken]

that's straight up robbery

[drifting fjord]

Holy shit lmao

How's he doing anyway? He doesn't seem to be in this server anymore D:

[unborn mauve]

ouah

Japaness are clowns it seems

[peak folio]

[full mountain]

?

how

[teal iron]

^

[peak folio]

https://x.com/baftagames/status/1909698116959322163

BAFTA Games (@BAFTAGames) on X

Last up it’s the award for Best Game which this year goes to… Astro Bot 🏆 #BAFTAGamesAwards

X · Apr 8, 2025, 8:01 PM

[peak folio]

Astro Bot hater in the chat, smh

[novel sun]

My guess is that Mod Dealer said that 'cause of the Switch 2's high prices. Maybe they don't know that it's significantly cheaper in Japan

[glad needle]

What is Nintendo charging for it

[novel sun]

$450 base, $500 bundled with the new Mariokart, games are around $80 (I've heard rumors of $90 for physical edition)

Not to mention charging you $10 for the system to run a game you already own better

iirc the Japanese only version is the equivalent of like $130 cheaper or something

[glad needle]

Nintendo is overcharging, as always

[full mountain]

maybe that, but as well its like... people are free to do what they want with their money? also the switch 2 itself is a hella good price

[full mountain]

$450 is actually a SUPER good price for the system

[frozen bluff]

People keep buying it, so they keep selling it

[glad needle]

Cheaper than they’ve been charging for consoles?

Ninty has never released a game on anything but their own consoles they have full control over

[novel sun]

Yep, that's why the high demand for the current price has me worried. Hopes of another 3DS situation are quickly going away

[frozen bluff]

It's a $300 console at the very most tbh

It still barely competes with the steam deck, and definitely doesn't compete with the PS5 or Xbone in terms of power, and those two consoles have a few years on them now

(plus physical games)

[novel sun]

Switch was $300, OLED was $350, I'd say $400 is fair. Even the $450 isn't too bad honestly, it's the games and the stupid "Switch 2 upgrade" nonsense that's the problem

[frozen bluff]

Yeah naw, charging for "upgrades" on an older release shouldn't be allowed. Basically charging people for backwards compatibility is asinine

Sony is pretty bad but they aren't that bad (yet)

[novel sun]

It's even worse that backwards compatibility

They're charging you for the new system to take full advantage of its upgraded tech when running your already-owned Switch 1 games

[wild mountain]

never played it but from what i saw, doesn't look like a game of the year material.

[full mountain]

i mean the OG switch was $300, and most other comparable handhelds out rn are $450-500, so...

its p. good

[frozen bluff]

Standard Steam Deck is $400...

[full mountain]

disagree on a fundamental level, Switch 2 is very on par to other handhelds in its class

[teal iron]

Yeah that's basically $450 if you think about it

[full mountain]

yeah but it only plays PC games, which is good

but you buy switch 2 to play switch 2 games

[frozen bluff]

You can emulate, it's its own system

[full mountain]

so, yea

[glad needle]

Meanwhile I just game on a PC where you have more freedom than you ever could on any console, and certainly more than playing Nintendo’s games

[full mountain]

i know but again, Switch 2 can play switch 2 games, say what you want about Ninty but they make good fucking first party games

so

[teal iron]

I feel like the "emulation" card isn't very valid as it basically requires breaking the law or owning a switch (2) and breaking that instead

[frozen bluff]

I don't like Ninty's legal practices. I've simply made the choice to not support them

[peak folio]

Some people were comparing it to the ROG Ally which os like $800 so idk

[glad needle]

This. Me too. Lemme know when they stop being a monopoly

[full mountain]

PC is a differe platform all together, i prefer PC gaming yeah but switch 2 is a good but of kit at its price point, just imo

[frozen bluff]

It isn't even the fact they're a monopoly. It's the slimy way in which they do business and how they handle their legal proceedings against people who really do not deserve it.

[full mountain]

and that's fair, but that doesn't mean the switch 2 isn't well priced

[teal iron]

see the problem with your reasoning here cynic is you're imposing your decision about nintendo onto anyone who would want to buy the system

[full mountain]

also to this point, steam deck is good but its also older than the switch 2, and the LCD model is, well, an LCD screen with 60 hz. which is fine imo, but Switch 2 offers a different experience

so... yea

[frozen bluff]

There isn't a problem with my reasoning. If someone sees my comment and decides not to buy the switch 2 because of it... alright? That's their choice. I'm not trying to convince people one way or another.

[glad needle]

Steam Deck is the best console

[frozen bluff]

I'm just saying that I will not support Nintendo, that's all 🤷

[humble parrot]

Don't cry when you see your next favorite game on steam be $80 or more.

While all the other are also $80 and more

You enabled this, and all it took to prevent was a little self control

[frozen bluff]

The point I was making is that even if it's "fairly priced" as you say, $80 and $90 for non-physical games is asinine, and the console itself is a few years behind in terms of power...

[humble parrot]

They would've lowered the prices if no one bought their console, as they have done so in the past

[frozen bluff]

Didn't they do it with the 3DS? Or was it the gamecube?

[humble parrot]

They did, with the 3DS

And gamecube too

[peak folio]

$100 GTAVI

[humble parrot]

$120*

[peak folio]

$150 Deluxe Edition

They’re just gonna rip off the bandaid

[humble parrot]

Better get ready to start financing plans when you want to buy your next game

Me? I'll be sailing the seas

[peak folio]

Just wishlist it and wait for a sale.

And if it never comes then you save money.

[frozen bluff]

Or get a better job that pays what it's worth

[glad needle]

My gaming PC cost me $1500 and it was more worth it than the Switch

[frozen bluff]

This is my strategy for my steam wishlist. I got Furi when it was 80% off

$4 instead of $20? Yes please

[peak folio]

[humble parrot]

Anyways, I welcome the new golden age of the 7 seas

[novel sun]

Are there good emulators for Wii U and Switch?

[frozen bluff]

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

[humble parrot]

Of course

[novel sun]

Dolphin is the most recent one I'm familiar with

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/whitebeard-one-piece-get-much-higher-can-we-get-much-higher-gif-26637517

[peak folio]

The Switch got modded quite quickly

[humble parrot]

The switch is so easy to emulate

That even discontinued emulators still do great

[glad needle]

Yep, emulation on PC software is the best way you can play Nintendo’s games

[humble parrot]

It's a lot easier when you don't have to emulate 2 screens at once.

[glad needle]

Yes it’s technically piracy, but only Nintendo cares

[teal iron]

I think that doesn't really count as a point in PC's favor tbh

becuase it requires breaking the law

[humble parrot]

No one said it was

And laws can be anything

[full mountain]

oh fuck off, i hate this notion that im crossing some sorta picket line by choosing to buy games that i wanna play

[full mountain]

oh i 100% agree on the games, $80 is NUTS

[humble parrot]

Never said you shouldn't buy them

If you held off, you'd avoid setting the trap off and you could buy them when the trap is removed.

But you won't

It is inevitable

[teal iron]

What was it bucky said about how "voting with your wallet" only worked on small indie studios

[humble parrot]

Ubisoft

[full mountain]

look if you're gonna be a fucking dick about it, i got nothing to say no more

[humble parrot]

Just remember what I said, when we reach that point

[glad needle]

Big corpos like Nintendo will continue to be the same until they’re no longer too big to fail

[humble parrot]

Y'all forget that Nintendo is led by Bowser

Like, literally the antagonist, EA.

[glad needle]

They need to learn that there’s no such thing as too big to fail

[humble parrot]

An Ex EA Exec called Bowser

[frozen bluff]

It is. I'll be real, I can afford the switch 2 and the games for it and everything. But that's a lotta money to spend all at once, and that, on top of already not agreeing with how Nintendo runs business, are why, TO ME, it's not a worthy investment. I mainly game PC anyway and PS secondary, I just wouldn't do a whole lot with another console

[frozen bluff]

Disney.

Blackrock

[glad needle]

Them too

[frozen bluff]

In fairness, Ubisoft's spiral into failure was several years' worth of really bad business choices and game releases

[humble parrot]

They too were "too big to fail"

[peak folio]

Took like a decade of digging.

[glad needle]

Corpos need to fear their customers

[humble parrot]

It isn't a dominoe

The fall isn't instantaneous

[peak folio]

But let’s not talk about Gameloft.

[glad needle]

Even Walmart’s founder said that the customer can fire the entire company, up to and including the CEO by simply shopping elsewhere

[frozen bluff]

Definitely wasn't for Ubisoft. Hell they're still around, but Tencent's starting to nip at them and they'll probably break up within the next year or so I think

AC Shadows fuckin BOMBED on release and that was supposed to be their savior

They literally had to shatter all kinds of records with that game to recover and didn't even come close

It got smoked by Schedule 1, a $20-game developed by one dude named Tyler...

AC Shadows currently sits at like 12k playing right now, Schedule 1 at ~319k

[humble parrot]

<@&505995738564526080>

[lofty wind]

haha funny words
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291949540420747366/1359061625931432116/IMG_20250408_030517441.jpg?ex=67f6c505&is=67f57385&hm=8cb4ba249385060c74ad40756fcd5b041e72bacc51ca9bbed77374855116c4a4&

[humble parrot]

(They can't go that high)

[lofty wind]

and then this guy stealing my word
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291949540420747366/1359060232751284254/IMG_20250408_025915630.jpg?ex=67f6c3b9&is=67f57239&hm=ec2fb58f0ef416c52fa975e4139bb780b24d4c94a57a9c8efa323f544561765f&

[full mountain]

oh yeah i see what you mean there then, that's fair and valid

[lofty wind]

or one of my words

[full mountain]

imo i think the switch 2 iz coool

[lofty wind]

yeah switch 2 is cool i guess but (if i recall the price correctly) i could have one of these instead (if it was in stock)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/771947866453049354/1359341329850826872/TFyNN7b.png?ex=67f720c4&is=67f5cf44&hm=7004eb13a94d7e8fe857e77f33da993de634d0df4e572555d31cad20e7323057&

[humble parrot]

Jesus

[frozen bluff]

$500 for a plushie? Nah bruh you got me FUCKED up. That bitch better come to life and start cooking food for me 😂

I'll teach it

[lofty wind]

you have never seen the price for various custom plushies have you

[frozen bluff]

It'll just eliminate one of my many chores

[full mountain]

i jkust don't see the reason to be doom and gloom about it, like i agree, fuck corpos and their greed, but as well i wanna play MKW, man.

i know you're not saying to not buy it, but guilting me in saying that im gonna cause a new precedent is also pretty fucking dumb, imma keep it a buck with you

[frozen bluff]

I'm aware of how expensive they can be, but I didn't think it'd be that egregious

[lofty wind]

oh for the size of that the price is pretty good

[frozen bluff]

Also, the only time I shop for plushies is for my sisters around christmas time

Or if there's a cute bird one I want

[humble parrot]

You may not like it, but that's what's going to happen. You're being used to set a new standard price

And they are taking advantage of your need to have the game at the first possible moment

[lofty wind]

there are very funny plans i have, and one of them is a full scale shadowbeak

[frozen bluff]

I actually did buy a pigeon plushie to support urban rescue ranch

He sits on a shelf in my room now

[lofty wind]

my wallet already hurts even though im not considering having it made yet

[frozen bluff]

That would be pretty cool honestly

A full scale though, won't that run like around $700?

Shadowbeak is pretty big

[lofty wind]

1.5k not including shipping

[frozen bluff]

Dayum

[humble parrot]

There's nothing to be happy about the new price standard.

[lofty wind]

yeah handmade stuff is expensive

[frozen bluff]

I mean it is handmade though, you can rarely go wrong with it; it's usually worth the price

[lofty wind]

there is also going to be a full scale ragnahawk for slightly more

[frozen bluff]

Big bird!

[lofty wind]

i think my brain left a long time ago

[humble parrot]

Mind you, It's not only you. It's all the people who will buy into it, with a similar mind set.

[full mountain]

im not saying to be happy about it, but i also don't see the point in making me feel bad for buying the games

[full mountain]

and that's my point, i could die on my laurels but it would be to no benefit because there are other fools who are gonna go and buy up the game anyways

im not saying there's no point in being a solo activist

i just feel there's no use in shaming me into doing so

that's it

[drifting fjord]

I'll only pay that much for a plushy if it's a life-sized paladius or necromus lmao

[frozen bluff]

You prolly aren't getting life-sized plushies for anything less than 2 Gs 😂

[glad needle]

Let Carby enjoy his Squirtle

[humble parrot]

That's why I said it is inevitable

[teal iron]

I mean yeah Nintendo makes good games that sell

[drifting fjord]

I'd pay that too

[humble parrot]

And that you will still buy it anyways.

[glad needle]

Let the man enjoy his water turtle

[humble parrot]

So, yeah, just remember what I said.

[humble parrot]

No one is stopping him

[teal iron]

also nintendo is just participating rationally in the much larger and much more twisted game of economic inflation

[humble parrot]

We already dealt with price gouging here, Prima.

[teal iron]

Ok but I was watching mario kart

[full mountain]

Whatever

[lofty wind]

yeah with the scale and complexity of the horses it would be around that

might even go above 2.5

replying to joevered conversation but whatever

[drifting fjord]

Gonna make it so the helmet can come off and he has the most gorgeous mane under it lol

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/343175821630111745/1359105631004393624/image0.jpg?ex=67f6ee01&is=67f59c81&hm=bb56b5c34973fabc66de7e03e9d0f57e91d50fd206c89d9cdd857ab200c97047&=&format=webp

Horses are either goofy or majestic

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-im-so-hungry-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a--im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse-gif-17555597026102421589

[humble parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/juan-gif-21122849

[peak folio]

Fortunately I’m seeing much less of this on Palworld.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083522906161696784/1359352882666668162/image0.jpg?ex=67f72b86&is=67f5da06&hm=12f5d9a43f24f1a77eb9c875636d77239c29186a7d0b166a27cc1f82561ac883&

Hope the UK peeps got their orders in.

[novel sun]

Oh dear

[long shard]

Waldo?

[humble parrot]

Juan

[long shard]

man i still cant believe i got an eyelid scar when i was 3 years old

[peak folio]

[humble parrot]

How

[long shard]

i was playing with a dog and he scratched me with a broken claw

[humble parrot]

Oof

[drifting fjord]

Thank goodness we have eyelids, then, better them than your eye itself D:

[amber pollen]

Word

[sand garden]

I don't crash out about Switch 2's price.

[peak folio]

[peak folio]

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/04/horis-switch-2-piranha-plant-camera-has-much-worse-resolution-than-nintendos

Sad!

[amber pollen]

Switch 2 is a waste of money. 89 bucks for a game.

[gusty marten]

Ehhh, people will still eat up whatever slop Nintendo put on, its like their nostalgia in danger if they dont buy it. :/

[peak folio]

I forgot to post the most important award.
https://x.com/baftagames/status/1909679607475061133

BAFTA Games (@BAFTAGames) on X

Going above and beyond, the development team behind Tales of Kenzera: Zau take home the BAFTA for Game Beyond Entertainment ✨ #BAFTAGamesAwards

X · Apr 8, 2025, 6:47 PM

[raven canopy]

Without the Russian language, there is no point in even starting to play Truckfull

[plush marsh]

What 8D chess is this guy playing?? https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/1909647114168058259

NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) on X

⚠️ WHITE HOUSE SAYS 104% TARIFFS ON CHINA TO GO INTO EFFECT

X · Apr 8, 2025, 4:38 PM

The Switch 2 boutta jump to $1k

[full mountain]

Nintendo manufacters in vietnam, not china

racism

[teal iron]

[peak folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083522906161696784/1359437029670260816/SPOILER_image0.jpg?ex=67f779e4&is=67f62864&hm=4711a326fc4614d031b4d5c77410137716923a726719028c4807b878b0dd6716&

[inland plank]

ඩ

[patent cosmos]

My dog stepped on my eye lol

[gusty marten]

hmm....the whole time they manufacturing Switch 2 is in Vietnam? huh.......nah still wanna save money for Steam Deck instead 😄

[unborn mauve]

nah, they just make sure, Nintendo and all the others corpo increase the games prices permenatly
amazing

[teal iron]

So you want people to not buy something they like just because you want to play some kind of 4D chess?

[full mountain]

This was gonna happen regardless

[unborn mauve]

uh? what's the link?

[full mountain]

i don't think you realize how much tech companies will die on their laurels to stick to their invesments

look, i agree that $80 for games is bullshit

and hopefully it stops with MKW

[teal iron]

I mean GTA VI was going to do it if mario didn't~

[unborn mauve]

then don't buy it

[full mountain]

but i also don't think people are "clowns" for thinking the game is worth that price to them

[teal iron]

The only thing you're "stopping" by not buying the new nintendo is stopping yourself from having a good time

[full mountain]

blaming the consumer for something corpos were gonna do no matter what anyways is simply unproductive

[unborn mauve]

oh don't worry, others way existe

[full mountain]

you're getting mad at the wrong people and falling right into the corpo trap: consumers turning on eachother instead of the big companies

[teal iron]

^
Always blame the corporations
Their only defense is making people mad at each other instead of them

[unborn mauve]

ooh, don't worry
Fuck nintendo, I ain't buying the next console at this price

[full mountain]

$450 is a pretty fair price for the switch 2, compared to similar handhelds in its class

but to each their own

[teal iron]

Me when the advanced luxury technology is expensive

[unborn mauve]

the console price alright i guess
But then the games prices lmao

• the pro controler
• the online

[full mountain]

well that's unfair to factor in the cost of the controller, but yeah i get the online and games tho

[unborn mauve]

unfair?
how long the 2 joy-con while last before it drift?

[full mountain]

$80 is indeed pretty wacky

[unborn mauve]

90 ""physical""

i say """physical"""

[full mountain]

we don't know if joy-cons will drift, even tho they won't be using hall effect sticks, there are many many other stick types out there

like TMR sticks

[unborn mauve]

spoiler : they will

[full mountain]

that's just pessimistic

[unborn mauve]

no that's just realistic
they are the same but bigger

[full mountain]

we don't know what kinda sticks they're using

if you're not gonna have good faith due to your hate of nintendo, i ain't gonna speak on it no more

[unborn mauve]

good faith in a multi-billoinnaire corpo that are greedy as fuck?
they litteraly never fixed or refound people with drift, its a way to make more money

[full mountain]

whatta mean never fixed, they literally had a lawsuit over it and were forced by the court to do free repairs to this day

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[unborn mauve]

u think, while seeing the games price, they gona do something about it now?

[full mountain]

and i don't mean good faith in the corp, but i mean in the discussion we're having in general

[full mountain]

did you not just read what i said?

Nintendo has BEEN offereing free repairs on the joy cons

[unborn mauve]

yeah after lawsuit lmao

[full mountain]

yea after getting sued for it, lmao, i'll give you that

but they still offer it, and i 100% expect they don't want ANOTHER law suit

Nintendo isn't that fucking dumb

[peak folio]

Yeah, all they said was the sticks weren’t hall effect, they didn’t say they were using potentiometers.

[full mountain]

yeah

either way @unborn mauve its unfair to include the cost of a pro controller into the price for the switch 2, i mean for the steam deck you still have to buy some accessories for that

[peak folio]

it’s not terribly unrealistic since every other first party controller still uses those, but even in that scenario it doesn’t mean it’ll be as exaperated as the first gen joycons

gotta but a mechanical keyboard for the Steam Deck /s

[unborn mauve]

need or can?

[full mountain]

well can, not need, sorry

[unborn mauve]

as i though...

[full mountain]

but you also don't neeed anything for the switch 2

assuming the joy cons don't drift

[teal iron]

I mean think about it

Being forced to do free repairs means giving people things for FREE which means LOSING

So it's in their GREEDY INTEREST to make them not break, or at least break drastically less

[peak folio]

The regular joycons are pretty easy to fix with cheap parts from amazon so that probably helped with the exchanges if anything.

Can’t wait for ifixit to tear it down and find out Nintendo went full Apple or something and started serializing components.

Put in a new stick, giant popup shows on screen about a non-nintendo repair.

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/rice-basmati-best-rice-behsad-real-basmati-gif-15608864

Have some of what ever this is

Rice I think

[night plume]

Looks like rice to me

[jaunty kraken]

it's the magical grains that absorb water from electronic devices that got accidentally dipped into water

[ivory inlet]

hi

🤗 plz come voice chat

[lapis cargo]

yes

is it rice

[icy pecan]

Then have some rice

[jaunty kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822939758727921667/1359521839336128752/what-mega-evolution-is-the-biggest-design-improvement-v0-8bmwinet5tte1.png?ex=67f7c8e1&is=67f67761&hm=3302ccf68933d53fe5db321949299ca8a1234474b721c9690dc686bda1128a73&
@teal iron I found this

[astral breach]

Apple did that?

Well, given Nintendo's track record, won't put it past them doing that too

Specially since Japan loves Apple's stuff for some reason

[peak folio]

Apple does serialize components, yes. If you remove a broken screen from one iPhone and replace it with a good screen taken from another identical iPhone, the OS will know it has a different screen hooked up and tell you that it should be taken into Apple.

It’s pretty messed up that they went that far, but typically in that exact case the notification goes away on its own after a couple weeks.

[unborn mauve]

yeah but if they do it again ?

[south raven]

So new game is 3D Snuggle Truck?

Even by a game company with Owl in the name

[oblique heath]

I'm pretty late to this party but has anyone played that Metaphor ReFantazio? And if so is it any good? I'm quite the persona fan so had hope for it

Bf just bought it for me so was gonna give it s try soon but figured I'd ask somewhere first

[humble parrot]

Good morning

[gloomy raven]

It's so pretty! https://i.imgur.com/A91Yod1.png If we actually do end up getting this skin I'll be forced to use nothing but mass orserk for everything. 😮

[peak folio]

I haven’t played but I’ve heard nothing but good things.

Has some best narrative awards too.

[oblique heath]

Dope, I never bother with game awards shows or anything ao didn't know that

Have just started it, immediately what I will say is, as always with ATLUS games, I love the music in this game

[astral breach]

They... They did that for freaking screens... God, that company is crazy.

Even more reason for me to never get their stuff. The only apple thing I use is iTunes for desktop. And that's mostly to buy anime songs (I want to support the artists even if they don't get much from those sales)

[long shard]

who pinned me

[peak folio]

📌

[jaunty kraken]

https://x.com/p_airy88/status/1909900058973417887?t=Uu4ehLsEU56amC74-SpXsg&s=19
@teal iron

airy (@p_airy88) on X

🌸

X · Apr 9, 2025, 9:23 AM

[peak folio]

https://fxtwitter.com/adaptthegame/status/1909932069590913231

Adapt | Free Demo Available Now On Steam (@AdaptTheGame)

How do people describe our game:
︀︀- Spore
︀︀- Spore, but better
︀︀- Spore, but worse

Quoting MythicOwl Games I Truckful 🚚📦 (@MythicOwlGames)
︀
How do people describe our game:
︀︀- Dredge on 4 wheels
︀︀- Cozy horror delivery game
︀︀- Snowrunner in Massachusetts

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FxTwitter · Apr 9, 2025, 11:31 AM

Maybe Bucky should do this for palworld

“How people describe our game:”
- Pokemon with gu—

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

…
Then again maybe not.

[jaunty kraken]

https://www.polygon.com/nintendo-switch-2/553458/switch-2-nintendo-confirms-c-button-price

💀

[hearty sonnet]

What does the C button do?

Does it order Croissants to your house?

[novel sun]

Sadly not

[jaunty kraken]

the C button stands for "Canada"

[hearty sonnet]

I'm not paying for that

[jaunty kraken]

what if it standed for "Craftopia"?

[hearty sonnet]

I hope that button can take some punishment

[sick flame]

https://fixupx.com/IGN/status/1910000903379165209

IGN (@IGN)

U.S. Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders were supposed to be today :(

**💬 144 🔁 144 ❤️ 1.6K 👁️ 64.5K **

FixupX · Apr 9, 2025, 4:04 PM

[jaunty kraken]

just like the punishments that you will provide to windows?

[hearty sonnet]

I've ran out of windows 😭

[jaunty kraken]

wow, you're good at breaking windows!

[hearty sonnet]

Prima & I have smashed all of them within 50 kilometers

[sick flame]

https://x.com/Wario64/status/1909994085655491047

Wario64 (@Wario64) on X

A Minecraft Movie - Crafting Edition (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital) up for preorder at Walmart exclusive ($34.96) https://t.co/GlOC4mAXKR #ad

X · Apr 9, 2025, 3:37 PM

[jaunty kraken]

one month from now every window in North America will be demolished!

[hearty sonnet]

[lofty wind]

texas

i wish you good luck with that state, as the average person concealed carries an M256 cannon

[wild mountain]

(that post was discussed here several days ago) it's a chat button apparently, connects you to nintendos voice chat service and is dead hardware if you do not pay the subscription fee.

[hearty sonnet]

That is bullshit

[hearty sonnet]

I'm leaving Texas alone

All of America actually

But every window in Canada will be smashed

I don't want to start an international incident

[jaunty kraken]

no, learn from the advice of a Texan:
"if that don't work, use more gun"
https://tradeit.gg/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/an-engineer-is-coming-to-my-house-what-tf2-quote-should-i-v0-51vyoeohdljc1-1024x576.webp

[hearty sonnet]

I've heard that Texans duct tape their guns together & rig up the triggers to all fire at once

[jaunty kraken]

it is up to Primarina to deal with Texas

[peak folio]

I can’t tell if you’re actually asking or if it’s included in the shitposting.

[hearty sonnet]

Nah I was seriously asking at first

[peak folio]

It’s the chat button

[hearty sonnet]

I know that now 😆

iori just told me

oiro just informed me of that buttons function

[peak folio]

The first year is free

[hearty sonnet]

Hmmm Nintendo is using drug dealer tactics

[peak folio]

Indeed

ofc your existing pro controllers work so you can be c-free

[hearty sonnet]

I have many Pro Controllers hehe

I actually really like the Switch Pro Controller

[peak folio]

Yeah it’s kind of all the lessons of previous controllers perfected.

The new ones have the programable paddles which would be nice.

maybe if they make MonHun ones

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639839780271554581/1359580912228241529/image.png?ex=67f7ffe5&is=67f6ae65&hm=a40ed180f4f7570d5de42df260c183f878a2c622d67dbe44f45ae08290f56937&

minecraft movie be like...

[peak folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089925550572834947/1359565462404599818/image0.jpg?ex=67f7f181&is=67f6a001&hm=ddad249585d0a30d305eefcef2a69b6dfcc457293c9b6250df946ebca4d872be&

[novel sun]

I saw a video from someone who tried the 2 out at some demo in New York, supposedly the 2's pro controller does something new with the sticks that feels unlike anything else (in a good way)

[peak folio]

Unlike anything else?

I might take that with a grain of salt, access media says all sorts of shit.

[novel sun]

The guy had plenty of criticisms as well; I doubt he's a biased party. Smaller Youtuber who went to a showcase that didn't seem exclusive. Naturally I'm not gonna buy just off of that but I also think they probably did do something new. His guess was magnets or something used to bring the sticks back to center

[peak folio]

Interesting

[novel sun]

He also said MK World wasn't worth $80, doesn't really sound like something someone paid to promote would say

[peak folio]

Hah, fair enough

[zinc depot]

https://x.com/Alphafox78/status/1909265969802805605

AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) on X

What’s this band called?!

X · Apr 7, 2025, 3:24 PM

[humble parrot]

Tbh, MKW just looks like Diddy Kong racing to me

Like, what you'd see if Diddy Kong Racing got a remake nowadays

Kind of like Lego Racers

Also reminds me of the old Need For Speed games in a way

[night plume]

I loved Diddy Kong Racing o.o

I flew that plane around everywhere, making sure to avoid the genie like the plague >.>

[humble parrot]

[peak folio]

Sadly Diddy Kong has been Thanosed or something.

[night plume]

Then my friend called my house, told my dad I had to return the game >.>
Luckily I beat it before this xD
Turns out friend took the game from their brother to trade to me xD wasn't theirs and the brother found out.

[humble parrot]

Oof

[night plume]

Forgot what I traded for it. I do remember telling them they were getting ripped off in the deal.

[peak folio]

||Some movie license game or something||

[night plume]

I didn't trade them a game. It was something very minor, like my lunch money or some cookies

[peak folio]

Oh well shit.

[humble parrot]

Good old days of school deals

[peak folio]

Good thing they could trust you, lol.

[humble parrot]

I got a lot of N64 games that way

[peak folio]

Schoolyard trades and game rental was how that game economy worked back then.

[humble parrot]

I only ever owned like 3 games

[peak folio]

Since games were expensive af and folks couldn’t just buy everything.

[humble parrot]

Bomberman Hero, Jetforce Gemini, Command & Conquer

[night plume]

I feel bad cheating people. If I cheat you out of something, then you did something pretty bad to me and I have proof you owe me something. And even then I have trouble cheating someone x.x

[zinc depot]

I remember mario kart 64 being £59

[night plume]

I was always so excited when I finally saved up money and was taken to the store to buy games.

[humble parrot]

I still remember the master cheat code for Turok 2

Bewareoblivionisathand

[night plume]

As a kid, I knew the Contra code.
It wasn't until I was an adult that I successfully put it in xD

[peak folio]

https://fixvx.com/videogamehstry/status/1884413653711261813

Video Game History (@[e-mail])

Looking through Sears video game ads in 1998

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 29, 2025, 1:30 AM

In 90’s dollars that sucked

View in browser

[teal iron]

YEAH

[sick flame]

https://fixupx.com/thewitcher/status/1910014848139989067

The Witcher (@thewitcher)

This year, we lost William 'Bill' Roberts, who portrayed Vesemir in The Witcher games. Today, we bid him a fond farewell.
︀︀
︀︀You taught us, you gave advice, you cared for us. Kaer Morhen will never be the same without you. Godspeed, dear old friend. ❤️

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FixupX · Apr 9, 2025, 5:00 PM

[humble parrot]

So all those "but games in the 90s were more expensive" arguments hold nothing actually?

[peak folio]

These are just a few ads.

$70 Zelda 64 is like $150 in 2025 dollars.

It was a niche market, cartridges were expensive to make and most people didn’t outright own every game they played.

Lots of rentals and trades.

[tranquil obsidian]

the market was also much less saturated

[humble parrot]

Tech was also bleeding edge

[peak folio]

CDs helped make games get cheaper.

Which ended up being a huge advantage for Playstation

[royal shuttle]

You also have to keep in mind, production teams, costs of development respective to the market, and the much smaller market, alongside the production costs of all the physical goods being sold, the prices don't exactly line up.

[humble parrot]

The Nintendo Playstation

[peak folio]

Games certainly didn’t have thousands of people working on them at the time, they were basically built like advanced toys.

[humble parrot]

They were

They were basically a miniaturization of the Arcade

[humble parrot]

$136.96

Also, It is worth noting how the games that are just a few years older are already cheaper

Star Fox 64 for $50

That game was a year old in 1998

[peak folio]

GTAVI be like

[peak folio]

Catridges varied a lot.

How much storage they had had an impact

[humble parrot]

The maximum storage capacity of a N64 cartridge was 64mb

[peak folio]

So games were all over the place.

[humble parrot]

And I only know a couple of games that used the 64mb cartridge

One of them being Conker's Bad Fur Day

[peak folio]

Star Fox 64 came on an 8? MB cartridge but it cane with the rumble pack.

[humble parrot]

12mb

Btw rip starfox

[peak folio]

Huh, old IGN article says 8 with 3MB on sound (one of the few N64 games with full voice acting)

idk, it certainly wasn’t the max.

[humble parrot]

ROM is 12mb

[peak folio]

Did cartridges even come in that size?

[humble parrot]

Yes

[night plume]

....
My dad bought me the N64 woth 1 controller.
Mario 64.
And a second controller.

I don't think that bundle above was an option when he bought the N64 for me

Wait, he put Yoshi Story on the system for me.
I had Mario 64 as a second Christmas present >.>

[humble parrot]

Tech wasn't really that standardized and all over the place

I will never forget the chaos that was getting a sound card for a PC

[night plume]

is realizing how expensive that Christmas was

[tranquil obsidian]

gonna say now, i wouldnt be surprised if this situation turns 3ds; for those needing a reminder, when the 3ds launched, at least here in the UK, it was £250. upon awful launch sales, nintendo quickly dropped it to £150 literaly a week later.

[peak folio]

Creative Labs

[jaunty kraken]

scapler price justifications be like

[tranquil obsidian]

wouldnt surprise me if theyre going to keep this price til launch and see if it pays off before lowering it

[jaunty kraken]

this will probably happen with games

[tranquil obsidian]

ps5 pro did something similar, dropping by £70 a week after launch

[peak folio]

Scalpers don’t justify the price, they’re just middlemen in low supply, high demand situations

[jaunty kraken]

but seeing the consoles drop in price will be cool as well

[peak folio]

They launched way high in the UK

https://x.com/gonintendotweet/status/1910027469916197027

GoNintendoTweet (@GoNintendoTweet) on X

Switch 2 launch indefinitely delayed in China https://t.co/hvOsCCzare

X · Apr 9, 2025, 5:50 PM

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-screaming-confused-confused-screaming-gif-15736028

[low jolt]

What the hell
I just checked a video of a news youtuber i like
And nintendo
Again
Making some patents to try to destroy palworld
And seriously they are either so specific (so easy to change) or so vague (if it's accepted a lot of games will suffer from it) that i really don't understand what the hell they are doing

[teal iron]

Me after being clickbaited

[peak folio]

Is this referring to the smooth transition between transport modes nonsense?

[cunning shadow]

we need some brain having millenials to become judges and end all this bullsh

like oh a monster game
you can xapture them and keep them

oh i have too many monster what should i do

herd them all around? if only there were some way to make them smaller

like a container

a box? what are the options for basic shapes that exist? a ball?

how do they get in it? oh magic technology sends out a light and shrinks them

oh and you can throw it

oh and it can be incorporated into the catching and throwing

great

surely no one else would ever think of this and we should punish anyone who dares to use our amazing unique idea

[peak folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089925550572834947/1359671728401289307/image0.jpg?ex=67f85479&is=67f702f9&hm=d8ff35302896532ab5bf9225eee4fbaceef0ac0cf514c1c909c84aa19de6cf6f&

Hope they don’t increase it by 10%

[verbal fiber]

Slightly off topic any idea if there will be another fix for the PS5 Auto-Save it still blows at the moment 😂 @tranquil gorge

[indigo kite]

Good morning everyone 🙂💝

[jaunty kraken]

This time I grabbed a sandwich WITH cheese, we rejoice!

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-25732604

[peak folio]

https://gonintendo.com/contents/47332-securities-firm-believes-switch-2-costs-400-to-make-nintendo-will-sell-at-a-loss

That’s unusual for Nintendo if this is true.

[jaunty kraken]

assuming this is true then no wonder the games are so expensive

[peak folio]

Other console makers usually take a hit on hardware, but interesting to see Nintendo do that, (again if the estimates are accurate).

Maybe that’s why they’re charging for the so-called Welcome Tour.

[full mountain]

hmm? $400 to make in just the materials, or does that include the price to run all the machinary and the labor?

[peak folio]

Even if I get this thing personally, I’m probably not buying a glorified manual.

[teal iron]

Honestly who would

[peak folio]

Let alone distribution or marketing, no.

[teal iron]

We all remember 1 2 switch so we should know better

[full mountain]

yeah, interesting...

[full mountain]

1 2 switch, while fun, was DEF crazy that they charged $60 for it, bruh

honestly tho i think it would've been cool to have had it be available as a bundle with joy cons, like how Wii play was bundled with a wii-mote

[jaunty kraken]

Me on my way to buy a Switch 2 (and only a Switch 2, no games) just to make N*ntendo lose money
This is a joke, I'm still not buying the console or a game
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822939758727921667/1359837358630899882/cristiano-ronaldo-drinking.gif?ex=67f8eeba&is=67f79d3a&hm=3a775b7efbe75c5b7ab99211da5516148d33efefc3313b4b0072fe6bb420cfd0&

[teal iron]

I find it weird that people feel compelled to announce they will not buy a switch 2 like somebody's gonna beat them up

[full mountain]

i am getting a switch 2 most likely

[jaunty kraken]

Can't allow people to get the wrong ideas 😔

[full mountain]

cuz it looks neat

[teal iron]

Is the PlayStation mafia threatening your pet goldfish, Toaster?
Blink twice if bubbles is in danger

[jaunty kraken]

They ated my fish :(

[teal iron]

Getting a giant anime sword and slashing Sony in half

[jaunty kraken]

Thank you very much for avenging my fish!

You shall be rewarded with more Flygon art and bees once Sony becomes So ny!

[peak folio]

At that point just scslp it.

But this would explain why they’ve backed off from putting in an OLED.

[teal iron]

If you scalp a video game console I remove your scalp

[night plume]

That sounds So Ny-ce of you.
let's myself out

[jaunty kraken]

To be fair, considering it would be an early release console, something else could still be done with it

[teal iron]

Cutting malmud in half with the anime sword next

Mal Mud

[jaunty kraken]

Getting violent again, aren't we?
but that pun justifies the violence >:(
But it will hurt to see MalMud turned into Dumud Fillet :(

Oh by the way, Nintendo called me, they said if you cut Sony in millions of pieces they will add Mega Flygon to Legends ZA

[teal iron]

I was thinking chowder

[jaunty kraken]

To be fair, i forgot the name of the raw pieces of Dumud, haha

[jaunty kraken]

https://fxtwitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1909609708396200107?t=cQlNLE0wVniVmIcg2H8u2A&s=19
@boreal crow

Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE)

All kids are the same no matter the species..

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[boreal crow]

I love the babies, look him, throwing a fit. People still don't think we evolved from primates! Insane; too cute. I love monkeys so much. Mom just doesn't gaf, lmao.

[jaunty kraken]

Gotta love how close our behaviors can be with those of other primates

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682227584087490573/1359835549162274946/image0-1.gif

[humble parrot]

Good morning

[jaunty kraken]

Please do not get violent :(

[silver pewter]

I know that it is expensive, but they've given us everything "we" wanted. 1080p 120 Hertz screen, 4K capabilities, could even hook up to a 1440p monitor too. Got a FromSoft Exclusive, which Nintendo has struggled with 3rd Party to various extents each console gen after SNES tbh. It can play Switch 1 games, at higher resolution and framerate. That, and it releases in June - people got seven months (from release, or nine months from announcement) to save up for Christmas.

[teal iron]

Nobody told me until like yesterday that it had hdr

IDC about "4k" or "120hz" I want that dynamic range

Now I can take screenshots that will be illegible on most devices

[silver pewter]

The only real nitpick a person could have, is that "Odyssey 2" isn't a Launch Title.

But I bet by Oct/Nov/Dec, we'll get several more new games announced.

[jaunty kraken]

I do wonder if in the future (and before the launch of the Switch 2) we will get another Direct just dedicated to games that will be on the Switch 2, including a new mainline 3D Mario or a sequel of another one

if they give us Sunshine 2 then it will be the most based decision ever

[silver pewter]

Personally, even with "few" brand new games on release, I could play countless hours of the Gamecube Classics coming.

[jaunty kraken]

True, the Gamecube Games can distract Switch 2 players for a while until the library gets filled up

[night plume]

I wanna be that person >.>
Psh, I can just hook up my gamecube and play that way, why waste the money rebuying?
okay, carry on xD I already know the answers lol

[silver pewter]

I bought Chibi Robo, brand new from Wal Mart back in 2006. I had to sell my copy during Covid to pay bills.

[jaunty kraken]

Don't worry, even if I had the Switch 2 and NSO I would still prefer playing those games in other ways, haha

[teal iron]

What GameCube games there's only 3 of them and literally none of them are real

Nintendo has the sales charts they know factually what sold on the system, what won awards, what will get people excited

And they chose the racing franchise that they killed to make room for Mario kart
.. while launching a new Mario kart

[silver pewter]

From my understanding, just the expansion pass gets you all of the GC games. For years, I was thinking they would be $15 A Pop.

[jaunty kraken]

Would have been funny if they also released/announced a new F-Zero

[teal iron]

That's literally the only way they could make the gcn library less interesting

[jaunty kraken]

Giving all three of their racing (sub)franchises a new release at the same time

[silver pewter]

Brand new F Zero at 120 fps is gonna slap so hard.

[jaunty kraken]

HELL YEAH!

[teal iron]

I do not know how you can make

NINTENDO GAMECUBE

Not exciting but they found a way

[jaunty kraken]

This whole Sonic is releasing a new racing game

[jaunty kraken]

They had to nerf peak to make room for the new kid (but peak is always peak)

[teal iron]

Where is sunshine???
Double dash???
Melee??? (Eh, no point adding that, the elites will just complain about how the gimblegork exploit that lets scrimblo do a wombawack doesn't work due to the hyperblorp connection being throttled because they didn't use the newest edition of dolphin emulator's flimbo drive expansion)

[silver pewter]

They'll come eventually.

[jaunty kraken]

Sunshine was confirmed! (They know what's peak)

[teal iron]

EVENTUALLY

I WANT IT NOW

[jaunty kraken]

Melee... yeah I do believe that N*ntendo is afraid of releasing that one 😭

[teal iron]

I would be afraid of releasing melee too

[jaunty kraken]

Everyone does, it is peak gaming after all

[vapid moat]

I love my gf so much

[silver pewter]

If they release Melee - you know how in big buildings, they got those AED Boxes with defibs? And fire extinguishers? They gonna have to put cases of deodorant in too.

[vapid moat]

That is all. Goodbye

[teal iron]

The melee fanbase is primarily comprised of people who strictly enjoy a 9000 year old game after endlessly modifying it and studying the unique mutations that occur when playing a 9000 year old game on modern hardware
If your recreation of the sacred text is not 100% identical and perfect but not perfect otherwise it won't be identical but it can't be identical it has to be better otherwise you're lazy then they wavedash at you until you die

[jaunty kraken]

And Melee bois would use Wiis instead
Even if the performance and emulation is perfect they will still want to have a few fixes (mainly UCF) added to the game and maybe some QoL like skipping the end results screen

[jaunty kraken]

Wow, I didn't know that Melee was 9000 years old!!!

[silver pewter]

If Melee is 9,000 years old, then how old is Pacman, Dig Dug, Pole Position, etc.?

[teal iron]

Yeah
It's ancient

[jaunty kraken]

And this isn't even taking into consideration if the Switch 2 can somehow remove the input delay that modern TVs have, which is why Melee is still played in CRTs (plus CRTs go hard)

[jaunty kraken]

Literally as ancient as you

[teal iron]

Melee was actually created before the original Smash Bros on the n64

[night plume]

Will they dare Skies of Arcadia Legends?

[teal iron]

Forged by the old gods to seal the power of platform fighting in a pure and wicked object that exudes primal fury and controller throwing energy

[jaunty kraken]

@hearty sonnet we need your expertise on this!
I remember how you enlightened me on the SNES being a million years old, so now we must know how old an even older generation of games is!

[teal iron]

It is the platform fighter to end all platform fighters

It shields us from powers beyond man
Beyond time itself

[silver pewter]

My NES/SNES/N64/GC hooked up to a Retrotink and my 144 hertz monitor, is honestly close enough.

[jaunty kraken]

Smash 64 was just publicity for Melee, trust!

[peak folio]

I question the HDR on an LCD but I’d have to see it.

[teal iron]

If a melee disc is broken the resulting wave dash shock will destroy the earth

[jaunty kraken]

Could be, SEGA is remembering their other franchises, so they might allow that one

[jaunty kraken]

If the Melee disk gets a small scratch it can change hitbox interactions 🤓

[teal iron]

Yeah see they'd have to incorporate that into the nso somehow or Twitter will riot for 4 weeks

[silver pewter]

Sorta.... lawd, it's been like 16 Months since they announced that new Jet Set Radio, Crazy Taxi, Golden Axe, etc.

[teal iron]

Or 4 minutes before the next big tourney where all of them will make loud declarative statements and then forget what they were so angry about

[silver pewter]

Shinobi is coming in a few months though.

[jaunty kraken]

From now, I can say that Darkstalkers is between the age of Melee and Pacman, Dig Dug, Pole Position, etc.!

You shall get a new Darkstalkers and Hsien-Ko will become top tier in Marvel vs Capcom 4, trust!

[jaunty kraken]

Also they might release a new Ecco the Dolphin game
They gotta cook (I do hope they're cooking, though)

[silver pewter]

Me and Darkstalkers were both born in 1994.

[jaunty kraken]

You definitely did NOT like the Melee scene 😭

[teal iron]

Is darkstalkers that game with the bee lady I briefly obsessed over before moving on to other bee ladies

[jaunty kraken]

Yes, that one

[teal iron]

Man I just fondly remember playing melee with my siblings

[silver pewter]

If God willing. 🙏

[teal iron]

I see

[jaunty kraken]

Interesting

[jaunty kraken]

Me too

[teal iron]

Yeah I've moved on to cuter bee ladies
Like boots's bee ladies

[jaunty kraken]

When a Sudden Death happens in Melee you keep your remaining stocks (if the game ends via timer)
And because bombs start raining in Sudden Death after a short while, so you can have a chaotic battle like that, especially in Temple

[jaunty kraken]

Is Lunaris the first non bee lady you're obsessed with?

https://x.com/torrrington/status/1829626328284360774?t=tFlVBm3ad-NXwych25Ae5g&s=19

Here you go!

Torrrington (@torrrington) on X

Still using Paint net by the way
#Darkstalkers #leilei #hsienko

X · Aug 30, 2024, 9:04 PM

[silver pewter]

Melee came out in 2001, which, for those who weren't around back then. The internet was still very young... Twitter did not exist, Youtube did not exist, Facebook DNE, etc. I was literally not even aware that people were forming tournaments for Melee back then.

[jaunty kraken]

True
To be fair, Melee became huge years after its release

Some guy in his garage made some competitive rules and they have remained ever since, funny to think about it

[silver pewter]

The rules got revised at least once or twice in the early years iirc.

[jaunty kraken]

Ye, adding something that might be necessary, like the ledge stall limit

[silver pewter]

There is a History of Melee Documentary, but I don't feel like watching that a second time.

[jaunty kraken]

Also I don't know what became standarized regarding Pokémon Stadium (whether it remains as it is or if it became frozen for competitive)

[silver pewter]

Some history is iffy tbh. Hard to say who is factually the first person to wavedash, when there was no Twitter and no Youtube.

There might be a forum post that someone can claim, but not everyone was on that forum lol.

Heck, I was getting all of my gaming info from Nintendo Power magazine back then.

[jaunty kraken]

Old gaming magazines <3

[teal iron]

No, that honor goes to Kazooie from Banjo Kazooie, from whom most of my personality is stolen

[jaunty kraken]

I was still too young to get them myself back then and by the time I could have started getting them they weren't made anymore </3

At most I've seen the magazines my older family members have collected or whichever ones I find

[silver pewter]

Banjo Kazooie is an oddity for me, since that is one of the few main N64 games that my brother didn't have a copy of - because he borrowed it from a friend and beat it in one weekend. XD

[jaunty kraken]

"From whom most of my personality is stolen"
I 100% believe that, that explains your violence

[teal iron]

I think after that is either Fidget from Dust: an Elysian Tail, and maybeeeeee rouge the bat from sonic?

[jaunty kraken]

When limited time makes us speedrunners, haha

Very fun game, I can say that even thought I played it in modern times
I can see why it got so many fans

Full of character, personality, and fun

[teal iron]

ALthough I'm almsot just ranking them in order of how much of my head they occupy rent-free

B ut kazooie was definitely first

[jaunty kraken]

If Charmy were a girl then you would have 100% been a fan of her, I pressume

[teal iron]

I am a fan of charmy

[jaunty kraken]

Neat

Stupid, funny little guy

[teal iron]

I, too, am a scatterbrained creature of joy

[jaunty kraken]

Let me guess, your favorite Mario character is the Queen Bee from Super Mario Galaxy (which was also a playable character in Mario Kart 7)

[teal iron]

YEAH

I AM

FURIOUS

THAT SHE DIDN'T MAKE MARIO KART WORLD

And the ugly mf from 3D world whose name is literally unknown to 90% of the world just gets right in

STINGBY
OVER AN ICONIC CHARACTER FROM AN ICONIC GAME???

Going to get a giant anime sword and cut Nintendo headquarters in half

They'll have to call themselves Nint endo after

[jaunty kraken]

Nintendo and Sony will feel Primarina's wrath

[teal iron]

*Nint endo and So ny

[jaunty kraken]

They shall be this once you're done with your missions!

They made the wrong decision to anger the person whose personality is mainly that of Kazooie from Banjo & Kazooie

[teal iron]

And bucky better WATCH IT
Or all those memes will be RIGHT
Pocket Pair

[jaunty kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822939758727921667/1359889220826693883/1000_F_89420447_rWHRGzxztTe2z4IhzVMnM7fxwcwlIoX0.jpg?ex=67f91f07&is=67f7cd87&hm=61c70103b9956f42ae04f312d284ea7f9dbdc41b5426fb6ee29cfdbda73a0561&

[jaunty kraken]

I do feel that we could capture you with a trap like this if we put a picture or figurine of a bee character, haha

so could I fall into such traps with raccoons

[teal iron]

Yeah but I'd escape
How?
Bunny secrets

[jaunty kraken]

They will get hit with an Air Cutter and Holy Burst irl 😭

[jaunty kraken]

Bug Fables

[jaunty kraken]

Using that Lvl. 1 Handicraft to escape from there!

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rats-the-rats-are-coming-the-rat-is-coming-cheese-gif-6284186146533419373

[gloomy raven]

Holy Burst doesn't deal a lot of damage if you're skinny.

[jaunty kraken]

This would be good motivation within the Palworld universe to lose weight

[teal iron]

It seems that even meta palworld engages in body shaming...

[jaunty kraken]

Reasons to lose weight:
-improving your health
-improving your self-esteem
-reducing the damage you receive from Holy Burst

[peak folio]

Now you’ve done it.
||but it would be Pocket pair if you did||

[teal iron]

The anime sword would be extremely hot from the previous uses at this point and would cause the p to deform into an uppercase P

it would also briefly cause the t to levitate but it would fall back down before the dust settled

[peak folio]

It gains volume

[teal iron]

see, when superheated by the anime sword, the letters will rise
And if you raise a lowercase p, it basically becomes an uppercase P

[jaunty kraken]

Primarina is demoting them from PocketPair to PocketSingle!

[teal iron]

because most of the P is in the ground before

[teal iron]

A harsh punishment but if Lunaris does not get a skin it might be necessary

I could always use more pockets

where else will I put my pollen

a purse?
Please, I'm a woman of CLASS

[peak folio]

Pocket__o___air

[teal iron]

That would be if they built their company on unstable soil

[peak folio]

Pottedpair

[jaunty kraken]

Keep it in your face the same way a bee does it!

[teal iron]

me when I ask what the developers of palworld are called in the alternate timeline where they pursued floristry supply instead of electronic entertainment

[pastel gyro]

Why isn't the scam bot taken down yet

[peak folio]

Mods be sleeping, this is in every channel.

[pastel gyro]

Ah

[teal iron]

MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST ILLEGAL LEGO TECHNIQUES

[pastel gyro]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[teal iron]

THE MODS WOKE UP
POST LUIGI

[plucky dove]

They did the thing

[peak folio]

Finally

[teal iron]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-dance-gif-18057434

yeah I should definitely sleep

[peak folio]

Too bad it was up long enough to capture half the server.

[teal iron]

[pastel gyro]

[errant axle]

https://youtu.be/DnB3JS7pggw?si=Sa9lzKgJ_VxHSezA

[sleek wraith]

cheese

[sage basin]

Someone today post a black silhouette of a stuff animal they got
And they ask how that Pokemon
So we was guessing defeat Pokemon I guess Cobalion but the horns was off
It turns out to be a pal Fenglope but they thought it was Cobalion

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1089972603688595506/1359920881077321790/image.png?ex=67f93c84&is=67f7eb04&hm=30e86fdc72587bc1d762bdbeb2abed08de9d4563ed13de232c2cb3e9bf4a68ea&

[tired leaf]

yup, guess who has it-

tbh, they should make them permanent, just like a one-time exclusive reward, not time gated

i remember a clown one for last year's april fools, now it's gone, such a shame

[sick flame]

Only someone gifted to can use perm avatar deco without nitro

[jaunty kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197789789546631168/1359878310565380146/image.png?ex=67f914de&is=67f7c35e&hm=27d8fc62c192d52ad47d582f02e9d10f3530659ba8467a4a41ad6aafca3d67d2&
@night plume really cool Dumud someone else found (not my image)

[night plume]

That Dumud is going to speedily flop its way into your hearts!

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-fat-cute-huggab-gif-23574098

[peak folio]

Cat is tired looking at the news

https://fixvx.com/dexerto/status/1910303904169931169

Dexerto (@[e-mail])

Sci-Fi game Star Citizen has now raised over $800 million through crowdfunding in 13 years

It still doesn't have a release date https://t.co/KkhEZ23o12

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 10, 2025, 12:08 PM

[deep idol]

Good noon everyone.

What's on the list of shenanigans today?

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463248597992079360/1359952643556114645/image.png?ex=67f95a18&is=67f80898&hm=bee7b705f7aad6fa9c7d7ba3175cec050206f4a0e72649da8d77d010d02996b2&

Reggie trolls Nintendo

[full mountain]

Manz is like "I set you up so good, how did you fuck up this bad??"

But nah switch 2 still looks cool

I'm probs gettin the bundle

[sick flame]

switch 2 need bundle with games + nintendo switch online code 6 months

[full mountain]

Most people already have switch games and a running NSO sub, so you get to move your library over to the switch 2

Also ya get mkw with the bundle

And the GameCube games

[peak folio]

Reggie, come back

[sick flame]

https://fixupx.com/thegameawards/status/1910294190442815765

The Game Awards (@thegameawards)

KINGDOM HEARTS 4 was announced 2 years ago today.

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FixupX · Apr 10, 2025, 11:30 AM

https://x.com/WindowsLatest/status/1909762113285112215

Windows Latest (@WindowsLatest) on X

Windows 10's April 2025 Update removes the clock with seconds from the Calendar flyout.

This follows Windows 11's approach. There was absolutely no reason to remove the Clock with seconds from the Calendar flyout on Windows 10, but here we go: https://t.co/ujQNvBqjmI

X · Apr 9, 2025, 12:15 AM

[full mountain]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy

[peak folio]

The tech industry just needs to die and restart from scratch.

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-disappear-gif-24355541

[peak folio]

This one is a lost cause.

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883005166079590400/1359967594089550101/image.png?ex=67f96805&is=67f81685&hm=ad3c0f2d5801f3a9edbfe6d1c85d937a33585e1b53a95f1403ee4e9336b25a5f&

in microsoft website

[peak folio]

I don’t see anything of note

[sick flame]

Microsoft is forcing you to buy a new PC

Some people find this annoying as in case to play new games buy a new PC

[peak folio]

What are they kicking you out of the website or something?

[sick flame]

Honestly worried what microsoft is doing gonna be worse the the way nintendo is going currently with price jumps

[brazen storm]

?????? Why? What is the point of this

[peak folio]

👆 I swear I didn’t know IGN was going to post this today when I posted that yesterday.

https://www.ign.com/articles/palworld-devs-arent-fans-of-the-pokemon-with-guns-moniker

[vale lava]

But it isXD

[peak folio]

[deep idol]

The problem here is there really isn't any other creature franchises to compare this to.

[amber pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/flabber-beetleborgs-magnifying-glass-gif-16351912711681272815

[night plume]

I'm just... Flabber ... gasted by this gif >.>

[steel spade]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gachagaming/comments/1jvxdqd/snowbreak_official_discord_demanded_that_mods_put/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
How not to handle discord moderation, goddamn this imploded fast

[gloomy raven]

That's a lot of money. Is this the longest EA game ever?

[peak folio]

A little over-engineered, you could say.

[gloomy raven]

Everyone last week https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tXscx2DJ1Xo

[gloomy raven]

Also the people who invested in Star Citizen ^ lol.

[teal iron]

[clever jungle]

As a mf who bought star citizen, it’s only fun when you have a friend, who has played hundreds of hours, show you around

[peak folio]

SQ42 when

[peak folio]

https://fixvx.com/dexerto/status/1910453941583610017

Dexerto (@[e-mail])

Switch 2 will reportedly perform at PS4 graphics level, according to analysts

via Digital Foundry https://t.co/d675AaKolL

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 10, 2025, 10:04 PM

[royal shuttle]

There's always Linux.

[fallow vector]

fr

[lethal sequoia]

Windows 7 is actually a viable OS, especially with vxkex.

[solid sun]

I recently also talked about this, and why I think only people who didn't play it are saying this.

[zenith lark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlC5Q9rlRU8

This was a bit of a surprise when I found out about it earlier.

[indigo kite]

Good morning everyone, hope you all have a good day, bloody cold my side today 🥶

[left umbra]

Thank you, you too . It’s 1:14 A.M for me.

[zinc depot]

More anti gun propaganda, there's nothing wrong with guns

[plush marsh]

Chat, is this charizzma? https://x.com/basilcores/status/1910499654296363424?s=46&t=Y_YOMf4E5Jfwq3hBcmc-cg

J8P/VLT | basil ♡ (@basilcores) on X

X · Apr 11, 2025, 1:06 AM

[jaunty kraken]

Run
Run for your life

[jaunty kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822939758727921667/1360182238943121478/Screenshot_20250411_101721_Discord.jpg?ex=67fa2fec&is=67f8de6c&hm=c6167baaf7aada1aa289a988132f587791b77ca664cdd57c0125afb9de03c7f9&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822939758727921667/1360182239354425514/20250411_101217.jpg?ex=67fa2fec&is=67f8de6c&hm=1a62cff65c3ee4a64ef49b3e9f3a0a5d3ac9eb0acf86b49674f0a5bbbc64bb11&
(Not my pictures)
@teal iron

[jaunty kraken]

Steve_Palworld>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Minecraft Movie Steve

[vapid moat]

HOLY SHIT I KNOW THAT GUY

[jaunty kraken]

Is he part of your hive?

[gloomy raven]

Wut's goin on here???? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tXscx2DJ1Xo

[errant axle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3288270/Monster_Care_Simulator/

Steam

Monster Care Simulator

In Monster Care Simulator, take care of adorable little monsters while building and developing your own care center! From a rookie veterinarian to the owner of a flourishing empire, achieve success step by step.

Start Small, Dream Big
Start with a modest care center and transform it into a renowned establishment. Treat monsters, earn money, an…

Price

$11.69

▶ Play video

[humble parrot]

Morning

[peak folio]

https://x.com/pluesch_puschel/status/1910640893704413584

Puschel (@pluesch_puschel) on X

Finished the first Mizutsune a while ago
Bananas for scale 🦊🫧

X · Apr 11, 2025, 10:27 AM

[humble parrot]

Hello Kyran, Steve

[sick flame]

https://x.com/ActualAero/status/1910462844841099697

Aero (@ActualAero) on X

Compare the entire first year of Nintendo games on the Wii U to just what the first 7 months of Switch 2 will have and you can easily see the odds of that are close to 0 lol

Day 1 having a new Mario Kart after 11 years— the game that statistically tops every system, it's a wrap

X · Apr 10, 2025, 10:40 PM

[humble parrot]

Drag drive looked boring tbh

The rest are old games, 2 are new but have regular Switch versions and only 3 are really exclusive

[sick flame]

https://fixupx.com/GoNintendoTweet/status/1910473051952537694

GoNintendoTweet (@GoNintendoTweet)

Toys For Bob interested in bringing back Banjo-Kazooie gonintendo.com/contents/47373-toys-for-bob-interested-in-bringing-back-banjo-kazooie

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FixupX · Apr 10, 2025, 11:20 PM

[humble parrot]

Well, they'll have to contest Microsoft for that

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/ههههههه-x-d-lol-noobs-funny-gif-27022487

Fuckin hilarious lmao

[peak folio]

I mean

HZD is still one of the best looking games ever so having that hypothetical level of quality in a handheld would be pretty dope.

[peak folio]

Half of these literally just Switch 1 ports.

[humble parrot]

I feel like Drag Drive could have been better as a Skate-like game

Imagine if you had individual control over each wheel to perform tricks and stuff

[sick flame]

[peak folio]

https://x.com/pic_koiwai/status/1753556653021274350

小岩井 (@pic_koiwai) on X

サーフィンとどぬコンビ

X · Feb 2, 2024, 11:11 PM

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/attention-it-is-now-furret-friday-furret-furret-pokemon-furret-walk-pokemon-gif-25743687

https://fixupx.com/Dexerto/status/1910673405101195725

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Ubisoft claims players don’t own the games they buy - just a limited license to access them, as highlighted in a lawsuit over the shutdown of The Crew
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︀︀(via Polygon)

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FixupX · Apr 11, 2025, 12:36 PM

[peak folio]

Buying physical wont save you from Live Service.

[gusty marten]

Suuuure...when i'm no longer among the living.

[snow thistle]

Actually very true. You can’t pass a Steam account after death. It’s part of the terms of service.

If you pass away, your Steam account is terminated unless someone already knows the login details.

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1096476182695923772/1360264638859710605/image.png?ex=67fa7caa&is=67f92b2a&hm=1def63dc2a3903d2907560bff324031d49aab889492d0f8f2820c7cbd7c2917c&

[sick flame]

So how many days of inactivity on Steam will it automatically delete your account?

[peak folio]

It’s true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607436967432552470/1360265042838425671/image0.jpg?ex=67fa7d0a&is=67f92b8a&hm=9801cdc1dd0e57252969bc8456c4719533efb0bf78e5d9a1699eeca8bae67198&

||better include the account credentials in the will||

[humble parrot]

Hm

I wonder

[sick flame]

I'll probably write the login and password on a piece of paper on the desk

[night plume]

🤔Well, I will not add my Steam account to the Will. I will gift an account name and password, as well as my computer to the individual >.> If that computer happens to have Steam, and they happen to try that information <.<

[peak folio]

Legal workaround.

Tales of Kenzera is on sale on Playstation.

[snow thistle]

BAFTA winning Tales of Kenzera

[sick flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Qx1PosqEI

[peak folio]

Already? Neat

Lol they run on all fours like Charr

[sick flame]

[peak folio]

https://x.com/baftagames/status/1910694323412140519

BAFTA Games (@BAFTAGames) on X

Inside the #BAFTAGamesAwards portrait studio with @Abzybabzy ✨

📸 @alexingramphoto

X · Apr 11, 2025, 2:00 PM

[humble parrot]

Good game, very fun

[peak folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338894208257495060/1360297765309251594/image0.jpg?ex=67fa9b84&is=67f94a04&hm=0d128e228bd90502e5c64d1b5e7369cfaa99a944921482dd4c83d7d517a4b46f&

[jaunty kraken]

"Jimbo Balatro"

[rugged owl]

I bequeath this envelope (secretly containing steam and email account credentials). ez

[tranquil obsidian]

bit late, but ive had this theory for a while now, and microsoft technially owns them so they would have permission

[humble parrot]

They own them

They belong to Rare

Not Nintendo, Rare is owned (sadly) by Microsoft

[tranquil obsidian]

a while back, crash 5 was cancelled because microsoft had a "secret project involving an xbox ip", and a theory was that it was banjo, and TfB had been tasked to do it

i mean they own TfB. they bought activision and TfB make their games

[humble parrot]

I hope they don't, the last game was attrocious

[tranquil obsidian]

crash and spyro remakes were both TfB, but owned by activision, who xbox now own

[humble parrot]

And their murdering of Conker was also awful

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1352715726087258263/1360311432255635748/palworld-tcg-v0-yvss4li1otgc1.webp?ex=67faa83e&is=67f956be&hm=98624ec93962f57a2591bdcb55ca84304e92752cbebb1b4dabd8e4f75d75e03a&

[tranquil obsidian]

i dont know; TfB did a fantastic job with the spyro and crash remakes IMO; id love to see a "Banjo Redooie" remaster set, and then if good interest, a new banjo game

[humble parrot]

So much for Banjo Threeie

Toys for Bob is fine

[tranquil obsidian]

thats why imo, i would trust them to make a BK game

[humble parrot]

Microsoft destroying the few Rare IPs that remain is my issue

[tranquil obsidian]

they did a good jo0b with spyro/crash imo

the OG rare team are doing yooka laylee now and its uh.... its giving me pause for thought if having them back would actuall;y be for the best.

i do think TfB could pull off the remasters for sure, but a new game could be hard

[humble parrot]

They can, yes

I played the Spyro one

Yooka Laylee wasn't bad

Nothing to write home about though

[tranquil obsidian]

crash 5 was apparently going to be a crossover world between spyro and crash, so banjo "threeie" where the three refers to the 3 worlds colliding into one big crossover is one of those ideas that comes into my head as cool, but gets less cool the more i think bout it

[jaunty kraken]

Toys for Bob out here bringing back the glory of the first generation of 3D platformers

[humble parrot]

There's probably a higher chance of all 3 ending in Fortnite

Sadly

[tranquil obsidian]

i think banjo redooie with kazooie, tooie and griunty's revenge remade in 3d could work

im still of the opinion nuts and bolts wasnt a banjo game, but a different gamer given the banjo skin at the last second

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273013846117843060/1360313562425331996/image.png?ex=67faaa3a&is=67f958ba&hm=b06a00c99af2622a7bef43f1304796f4b397deeb72cb805253bb4ad8b19e308b&

[peak folio]

Aniplex time for tcg

[sick flame]

maybe palworld game new update collection tcg card game

just table decoration technology

[peak folio]

0.6 adds card tree

||I hope not||

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273013846117843060/1360314967689138308/image.png?ex=67faab89&is=67f95a09&hm=622443c521d224d376fc9f3713fe9b5c0cdc1a5305b82411002b66d4a2e5ec7e&

TCG card machine

[tranquil obsidian]

crane game nowe playable, drops booster packs

[peak folio]

That’s a claw game

[sick flame]

is just example

[peak folio]

Visual novel demo in the arcade cabinet.

But yeah, palworld is big enough already they don’t have to hype/tease upcoming updates.

[tranquil obsidian]

casually drops 1.0 tomorrow
refuses to elaborate

[sick flame]

It depends on what kind of update you're looking for. Decorative, mini-games or challenges

[peak folio]

[peak folio]

I just mean in general

They used to tease new pals and stuff but it’s been a while since that has happened.

Or at least it feels that way, the game is only like five quarters old.

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273013846117843060/1360316740625760450/image.png?ex=67faad30&is=67f95bb0&hm=1f6364e272a8455392823f1a8656cfc201fa167f5d0e1518ec5f121dd594faaa&

i can just make TCG Palworld Card game mod

[peak folio]

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1352715726087258263/1360317534133551104/image.png?ex=67faaded&is=67f95c6d&hm=b71dd666f8a68030457bfcf487701a65b16c70ce699cc4448aef2ab13357a550&

[peak folio]

Damn, these license fees hit like Twitter badges.

[sick flame]

[peak folio]

Damn deviljho

[amber pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-richard-thinking-hmmm-gif-15962783

[plucky dove]

https://youtu.be/-5lobdvz4k4

[cyan acorn]

@hearty sonnet do you mind if I talk to you in dms for a second? I sent a friend request

[hearty sonnet]

Sure but you can DM me without needing to be friends

[cyan acorn]

Ah, okay

It says I 'dont share a server' or 'its only accepting message requests from friends'

[hearty sonnet]

That's gotta be on your side, people have never had issues messaging me

[runic rapids]

hey @weak haven ~

[weak haven]

oh...

[weak haven]

h-hi...

buy me

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-sax-guy-moldova-eurovision-saxophone-solo-gif-21817307

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-silly-climbing-whiterat-albino-gif-25892523

[humble parrot]

🐀

[cyan acorn]

Anybody ever watch space dandy? that show is amazing and unhinged at times

[timber sparrow]

Yes

[jaunty kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1118670905397227590.webp?size=128

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/mighty-eagle-angry-birds-no-nope-nop-gif-22608445

[peak folio]

https://fixupx.com/discord/status/1910755237834424453

Discord (@discord)

Marvel Rivals x Discord
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︀︀We don't need to read your minds to know you'll love this new Quest. Play @MarvelRivals for 15 minutes to unlock Emma Frost for your profile: dis.gd/emmafrostquest

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▶ Play video

FixupX · Apr 11, 2025, 6:02 PM

Well okay then

[icy pecan]

Damn Emma frost... I might play rivals now🤣

[drifting fjord]

I see she never skips leg day holy shit

[humble parrot]

Morning