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I think the shame is that idiots somehow think Elon is the "mastermind" behind Tesla and SpaceX, doing all the heavy math and engineering and stuff, when really all he does is just own the companies
Dude barely even runs em
I'm not smart enough to discern if the go fast and break things involvement Elon must have had regarding SpaceX has helped it or hindered it, that would make an amazing 2 hour video
Elon is just a trustfund baby with a superiority complex
Dude hasn't worked a day in his life
Eff dat guy
I think that's a sensationalised narrative, I think he's a CEO, he becomes the face of the companies he owns and he has a titanic responsibility at that
He doesn't behave like he's responsible is the thing
I think as a CEO he has to have some involvement in the fundamental principles of his companies and so far only Paypal kicked him out
He has a persona that I think is designed for his Twitter, X, platform that does everything pipe dream
he has to become a voice, cause he's the CEO of a public forum
he's not smart so that voice isn't really smart
Yeah, he's long since fucked up that one responsibility, that's for sure
Just because someone's rich doesn't mean they're smart, faaaar from it
that's part of my point, he has some knowledge that would make a smart human probably 10 times what he is right now
but that doesn't change he has a vast amount of critical knowledge to pull certain things off
and he's not that dumb in hindsight
just not particularly bright in some things, which afaik make sense with his asperger
I don't know many -illionaires that haven't lied, cheated, and exploited to get the wealth they have, is all I'm saying
I'd say he has people that pull these things off, he's just the faceman with ideas, and unfortunatly has literally bought a platform to make sure his ideas and voice are forced to the top of the pile no matter what
He strikes me as the kind of person that cannot accept a reasonable "no" or understand people
Hell no, if he was that smart he would've already done something to make himself richer
Unfortunatly technical intelligence doesn't equate social intelligence or economic intelligence
I do not like Elon musk, is what I'm saying
I don't even thing the dude is technically intelligent
He's just a giant cry baby
I think saying that from someone that's made it so far can't be entirely accurate
I wouldn't categorize it as that
I've met PHD doctors who don't understand the concept of keyboard shortcuts on a computer, finance directors who don't understand excel isn't a fucking database, and scientists who have given themselves food poisoning
Either his best friend that nobody knows is pulling these things off or Elon does have some brain for these things, even if not for most things
You put way too much trust and credit into someone who couldn't give less of a fuck about ya, is all I'm saying
He had money, and got people together with ideas, and pushed to get the outcome.
He's trying to replicate this success in fields where this won't work.
Also I suspect there's some psychopathy / significant disconnect in traits in how he approaches these things
For decades
in different fields and companies
I think there's something in his brain I'd like to pick apart, honestly, I think there would be value there
hi
Hallo
His successes are successes, but I can imagine he outputs a lot of ideas which are just quietly forgotten or put aside when he gets distracted with the next big shiny project - I've seen it in a lot of C-levels and executives who stick their fingets into every pie in a business to have "an impact"
I mean he was kicked off of Paypal for a reason
Their name is well known, but plenty of teams work around, not with, those kinds of peoples, playing the "Yes sir" game knowing that it'll not matter in a few months
You'd be sorely fuckin' mistaken
But is that the type of character that can birth SpaceX?
I know he's behaved like that, I know he is like that, but then there's SpaceX
Yes, anyone with shiny ideas who can fake charisma and lots of money can birth something like that.
interesting
Wasn't SpaceX already a thing when he bought it out, or was that something he made from the ground up?
Bear in mind with the money you can literally buy the knowledge and people to get the idea off the ground, and if you hype something up enough (tesla) people will buy into it, almost to a cultish level
Well either way, all he did was make the company, hired on some actually smart peeps, and then used the last of his remaining charisma to get investors onto the company
More "grounded" people (cynical people) will try to say "Well maybe this isn't a good idea" or point out flaws, which you as a hype man use to show how "The doubters" are trying to "suppress" the ideas, and how "we are right"
Mhmm
I see what you're saying, I think if he's such an egocentric and you're also saying he had to do stuff an egocentric isn't good at I think there's a disconnect
Whatta need help with, man?
Paying for smart people to do what you want and being someone that can't identify actual good work cause it disagrees with what you want doesn't connect
You can put on fake personalities for public show, a lot of people who have these tendencies have learned, and I've heard of people who coach c-levels and execs in exactly this kind of behavious
Just watch the people around him's reactions when something goes wrong
I think being as egocentric and dumb as Elon is I think he swallowed many pills he didn't want or like to swallow at SpaceX
I think there's some merits there as much as there are in the negatives
He's a mutlifacetic dumb and smart human
I strongly suspect he had an entire team of people who's sole job was to spin the updates in a way he'd like them, and he likely didn't even know that was happening.
"Yes, the engine failed BUT WE GOT SO MUCH VALUABLE TELEMETRY AND LOOK AT THE SHINY LINES GOING UP"
that's what a CEO does
Yea I highly doubt Elon has much to do with SpaceX nowadays other than to just own it.
Same with tesla
A CEO leads the company, but should be able to know what's actually happening at a company, way, way to many are incredibly disconnected from the reality of the business
Yea
I'm not saying that a CEO should know the exact ins and outs of the ground level, but they should at least have an idea of how things are
Not just a line on a graph but "why are things failing on the ground level"
any games for iOS crashing
OH SHIT REALITY IS BREAKING DOWN WE GON' DIE
So glad I live in my mind theater o.o Reality means little to me.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Elon can't do anything right, just that he's a deeply flawed individual and his negative impact on the businesses he heads can't be understated when he's on a rant on xitter
xitter
He reminds me of the racist drunk grandmother you always have at a family meet up, who the family just kinda goes "Yes, yes, now hush and eat your pie"
The conversations I read in here make me realize how little abojt the outside world I pay attention to o.O
Yep, said "Zit-ter" so you can pop it as well 😄
Ignorance truly is bliss, believe me
UK government want to try and get Musk, lol. Our PM is a bit full of himself
They want to what
So on xitter do you tweet or xcrete?
xcrete. Absolutely, or ooze
I'm saying that tho
read it as ex-it-er
extwitter
||if only it would exit-er the internet||
||Because of his Civil war comment he tweeted because of our PM turning on us and favouring illegal Immigrants and Muslims||
Oh that! Yeah, I think I'd trust a blind, srunken molerat high on jet before his opinion on what's happening over here.
What the fuck are you on about
I think this is getting outta scope even for this channel
He'd be the kind of person to just say "Let the irish do their thing" without understanding why or how fragile and important the good Friday agreement is in place.
He's just going to spout opinions that get reactions
That's why I'm not saying anymore
Off topic has gone off the off topic topic?
It could get me in prison
That's fair
Urg. Social media, a plague on society
Let's all go back to writing letters and postcards please
Postal workers would have solid work
Off topic has gone wrong (gone racist)
Petition to rename it "Anti-Social media"
Good.
I think you misunderstand, Musk was accusing the UK cops of Two-tier policing and racial profiling and such during our recent unrest, when it was a case of "Gee why arrest the people who aren't actually firebombing and stealing"
Those arrest numbers do be climbing tho
So glad it's all .. wording and pun unintended, burned itself out
My comment may seem racist but really, it isnt
I'm seeing it all from my side.
All I saw was someone going off about "illegal" immigrant and Muslims. I have not met one person who cares that much about those two things that wasn't a raging racist, so...
Perhaps it's best if we move on from this topic
Yeah
I can speak from experience, as I lived in the area where the bus was torched, that tensions in those kind of communities are always .. fraught.
I honestly had to re-read a few times to figure out why anything was deemed racist, took me a bit to realize how it could be misconstrued
But, I see where the conversation skirts the line and also goes into political and understand the moving away.
I feel like it can easily be seen as racist, but whatever
How tf is a human "illegal"? Silly people...
Anyways, sorry I'll stop yappin'
Social issues are always an interesting if complex topic, especially with the differences in cultures here, the way things are dealt with in one country aren't normal in another.
Off topic: (bad attempt at pun intended) Somone has some really good smelling coffee and it makes me want coffee o.o
The last few weeks have been quite eventful over there
To be fair, the human isn't illegal, it's where they have gone that's the issue, they aren't "legal" in the way they are not on records, resident, contributing, etc
It's just a gross term imo
Yeah, spicy protests are always disquieting.
Technical or not, it's disgusting to deem someone's existence in a place as "illegal"
Just my dumbass thoughts, tho
There's not really any other appropriate word, "Unauthorised" would work but is as harsh, and there's plenty of places where some people are legal and illegal in literal terms, as in it's against the law for unauthorised people to be
?
Excuse me are you living in hell?
If you enter a country by other means instead of going through the correct procedures, isn't it illegal?
It is indeed illegal
I believe in open borders, which is where my disagreement comes from
Those are open borders
Works for Australia and New Zealand and most of the EU.
If they were closed, they wouldn't be able to even go through the procedures
Open borders are nice in theory, but entirely impractical in practice sadly.
I'm biased in that I am the son of immigrants and have seen how fucking stupid the system can be, so that's where I'm coming from
It was the manner they worded it that made me not see it in that way. It made me see it as someone was causing an issue that was bringing them worry by ignoring the needs of the people and giving to select groups which would cause racism towards those groups by the people. But, bc of how they wrote it, I didn't see it as they themself being racist, just them stating the going ons, and had to re-read to find why there was talk of a racist topic bc I didn't see what they wrote as being looked into that deeply.
Also when people say "taking our jobs" I can only shake my head because they're not TAKING our jobs. Our bosses are taking advantage of them to pay them less and borderline torture them because they'll take it because they don't have a choice while we do.
There is a beach people enjoy going to, so I don't think so?
Yeah, procedures that take like 10s of years and in the end you can just get denies anyways
Oh the system(s) are all incredibly frustrating, stupid and unintuitive, absolutely
I still remember how bad my company treated people on Visas, and they had somewhat of achoice...
I dunno man, my friends were all able to go to other countries without much trouble
What? Who's hemselces?
You take your mandated break? Oh it'd be a shame if we removed your visa...
You want a pay raise? Well now how would you like to go back?
Yeah, that kind of thing is unethical and disgusting
From Venezuela to Germany, Portugal, Spain, USA
That's what actually needs fixed, in all honesty. There's no stealing jobs there's massively unethical companies trying to get, forgive the comparison, chinese labor in the US by taking advantage of people who want the american dream.
Which my recommendation to them is...go to ANY OTHER COUNTRY.
Our companies will torture you.
A horrible butchering of the word "themself"
I've seen the immigration process get horridly inefficient myself, so
The issue is how inconsistent it is
During the civil war in Syria my coworker, AMAZING dude who was a teacher over there. Knew his shit. Like REALLY well.
He was trying to get his family out and the H1 visa was helping and they literally kept holding it over his head as a threat. If he didn't dance just right they'd just toss him and his family back there.
Honestly the "American dream" horrifies me when I look at it.
The amount of people I've seen who are struggling under it is insane - I'm not saying UK supremacy or anything, but from an outsider's perspective with loved ones in the "American dream" it's painful to see
Also have a funny story regarding him and introducing him to sushi. Lets just say he didn't expect the type of spice heat wasabi gives.
The dream has been dead for decades.
Check DMs
Real Wasabi's hotter than the generally available one isn't it?
From what I know they're not actually that different. Our wasabi is just horseradish which is related closely to wasabi
I believe horseradish is a little more kicking, though
Look, the immigration topic aside, I'll admit idk what's going on over in the UK
I believe anyone who wants to live in another country should go through the proper channels.
But, omg countries need to fix the dang process.... People do their damndest to come over and go over legally and expectations are ridiculous in some countries. If your citizens are not expected to live up to a fraction of that standard, I don't believe that should be part of the immigration requirement.
But yeah I told him to be careful with the wasabi. It has a real strong electric heat. He laughed and went over how he can handle it. He has spicy as heck food in Syria (Not joking either I'm pretty sure if he served me a meal I'd die). But then he took a FINGERFUL OF WASABI and put it on his tongue.
Lets just say wasabi heat is not the same as the spices he uses
But all I hope is that no one is using such actions and events to try and justify any hatred to any sorta group
Also I got him addicted to salmon rolls
Victory.
Which is how I read the message I took issue with
Perhaps it was a misunderstanding
I need to scroll up o.o I feel a sushi topic started
Also I think if I recall you have to like memorize chunks of the constitution for immigration to the US?
Most citizens would fail it.
The "Life in the UK" test is a hilarious example of how broken it all is.
When I read it all, it was relying on literally outdated facts, and the completed test would NOT allow actually correct answers.. I wish I could remember some of the examples
Sushi, Wasabi, and something else
tl;dr, people moving to a country, refusing to adapt to the culture and causing problems, but requiring them to adapt is seen as racist, so it's reached the natural conclusion of everyone getting fed up of it and resorting to extreme solutions
To be honest most places suck right now. Some more than others but overall I'd say it's miserable. Not violent. Violence is pretty way down compared to 100 years ago or so. But we're all miserable.
Wha
I had someone tell me the US one, they had to be able to name every US president in order
Okay what is meant by "requiring to adapt" ?
It's a rough topic, if you go to a country with a specific culture and don't integrate, you're only making your own life and your own social engagement more difficult, to potentially impossible
This does happen, but not to the degree some think. It more has to do when you have people coming over and forming exclusive communities of people from their area like china towns, etc. Where you go there and it's basically the same as back where they came from.
That said this is a problem with individuals not the whole it just gets generalized.
Even if you don't agree with local culture and religion, respect it and abide by it is an example, otherwise don't move into that area
Like people who immigrated from Mexico where I was would speak spanish to purposefully insult people behind their backs knowing we couldn't understand them. But this is a more limited group than pepole think
I mean that's fine to wanna be around people who are familiar to you in a foreign land
I'd not go to Japan for example and insist on keeping my shoes on inside their house
Thankfully I had a coworker that spoke spanish so I knew when people were insulting me in retail in spanish
Which was too often
Just got used to hearing spanish and go "Great someone is being insulted"
Okay this is fair, yes
The point being made I think though is if you go to a melting pot and refuse to melt and spread with it you just make it chunky.
And if you don't like chunky but are the chunk well...
But this is problems with individuals not the whole.
I want my grandmother's chilli
I'm a granddaughter of an immigrant (Italian) and born into my country's culture
Okay I see
She used corn and other things as filler since she lived through the great depression and had to adjust the recipe to make it last with what they could grow
Surprisingly I'm only second generation american despite my fmaily coming ove rin 1910
Yummy love some chilli
My family um "breeds" very slow
I feel like the issue is whether the culture is being forced on them to the point where they cannot express their own cultures into thier community
My grandmother still remembers ellis isle
Yeah the problem though is when you come in, refuse to adapt, and then try forcing yours onto the destination
That's what we mean by when you make the melting pot chunky
it's about compatibility; if your culture requires you to be vegetarian, this doesn't contradict the local culture. however if your culture says beating children is acceptable, that is contradictory to the culture and should not be done
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THE BRITISH EMPIRE IN A NUTSHELL
if you have a melting pot, most food is compatible, but then someone added a boot
lol that's a great way to put it.
Does it still have a foot in it though, as at least that adds nutrition and flavour?
That makes it like surstromming and that's just worse.
Good lord....ew
Wait did they try disolving the body? That'd make it more lutefisk
Yea that's also wrong, it's a process
But yeah both sides need to try. Sadly the members of both sides refusing to try make those caught in the middle making an attempt miserable
Well to be fair beating kids was seen as acceptable in western culture until recently, but yeah I get what you mean, beating kids is bad no matter what
If the boot is leather, it will eventually integrate >.>
My middle eastern friend I got hooked on sushi looked for solutions for his problems. He wound up finding non alcoholic based soy sauce to get the full glory.
Exactly!
Wait wtf, soy sauce is alcoholic?
Yes. There is some fermentation
Heh. Spy sauce
I think it's more of a technicism than it being alcoholic
So it does count as a nono if your religion says no alcohol for example, but he wanted the full experience badly enough he found soysauce that didn't have that downside
I think the only non integration story I have is people yelling at me for saying "ma'am/sir"
I was so proud of him...embracing sushi like a champ
yes, and the culture changed and everyone had to change with it. why issues like what's happening now are happening is people refusing to change
Also no, sushi does not taste like cooked fish people. It's completely different in taste and texture. Like salmon is SWEET. Like really sweet.
I dunno, some kids need beating.
How else are they going to learn that there's winners and losers?
"should i stop beating my wife? I'm already 9-0 in Mario kart"
Lol
I will INHALE raw salmon. But cooked salmon makes me gag
My granny never knew what sushi tasted like. I could never get her to try it bc my aunt tricked her into eating wasabi -.-"
Like I can't even describe how different cooked and raw slamon are
[F]
Cooked is cooked
Raw is Raw
simples
I lived for sushi until I got a bad batch of it. Now I just can't stomach it
Yeah a bad batch can ruin you. What can also ruin you is escolar if you can't handle it.
Escolar is like 30% oil. if you're not prepped it can absolutely mimic food poisoning
Snake mackerel
Also I try not to let it ruin it for me. Otherwise the bad prosciutto stick I got this morning would ruin prosciutto for me and I couldn't handle that mentally.
Actually lots of places won't serve Escolar because people keep mistaking it for food poisoning and railing against the restaurant
But no it's just a fish you REALLY need the guts to handle
I have many food intolerances and allergies so yeah...kinda ruined it for me lol
XD
But if yous ee whitefish sushi be sure to check if it's escolar and prepare thy instestines if it is because it's either goin real well or real bad for you later.
The taco bell of sushi. It tastes so so good.
Until later.
pretend my pfp is wearing a tie
"This just in! US learns of large oil reserve in Escalar, a relative of the snake mackeral! Begins large fishing expedition in an attempt to cut fuel prices! Ichthyologist everywhere fear for the fish population."
breaking news music fades out
You know speaking of all this I suddenly wonder what horesehoe crab tastes like...but you'd make more money selling its blood. But still what would it taste like...crab?
I wanted to keep a couple as a pet, but when I read the minimum tank size, I noped out o.o
I kind of regret looking up how they taste, they sound awful
Yeah they need a lot. But they're derps. They just kinda walk around and bonk things
Their blood is expensive by the way. Used in the process of, or testing of, sterilizing medical equipment due to how their immune system coagulates rather than a traditional attack method.
Also it's the brightest cyan color.
$60k USD per gallon
You know, given an entire room of a house to keep and breed them doesn't sound so bad now >.>
For taste sounds like it's got the texture of blue crab, but the taste is more unique to lobster or shrimp but sweeter.
But cooking method can affect the flavor quite a bit
No kitty!
Your dirty paws ruined my sushi!! 
The sushi is the cats now
It only gave me the taste of their roe, wouldn't give me the taste kd the crab
Horseshoe crabs have a unique taste that is often described as sweet and briny, similar to lobster or shrimp123. The meaty texture is sometimes compared to that of blue crabs1. However, the flavor can vary depending on the cooking method and preparation134.
Shrimp123?
The 123 was for references at the end of the article
That feels like a username
I just didn't edit them out
Another I want to eat is the coconut crab. But one that hasn't eaten garbage
If I put sushi in a place my cats could get it:
Scarlett: would eat every piece of fish, leave the rest. Might eat the cream cheese
Nori: would eat the ginger, the wasabi, the sauces, the avocado, slim chance of eating the cream cheese, would leave the rest.
They're big and SUPER annoying where they live. They go inland in Hawaii for example and literally just act like racoons breaking into trashcans.
I want to pet a cocunut crab, if those are the ones I am thinking of
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Ra_esnqEiv5RSWggrBSRswHaGr?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain
People don't tell others that there are crabs that climb trees and behave like racoons stealing food
They be big too
Yup, that's the one
"WHAT TH EHELL IS THAT THING" someone not expecting a coconut crab asks
"that is a sea racoon" responds someone. Causing confusion.
It looks so cuddly to me.... yet I know it will hurt me
Racoons that look like giant cockroaches with pinchy things and move in slow motion.
They can break into a coconut with those pincers so...scary armoured sea raccoon
CUUUUTE
They are still bugs.
Lol
I never see a resemblance to a roach
Crabs are not bugs
More than four legs is a bug to me
Lol
Centaur: Am I a joke to you with six limbs?
Those sea Isopods look like big woodlice to me
If they existed anywho. You know I'm kinda sad that we don't have more hexapods.
BUG MAN
I mean they basically are.
They are very closely related to insects
DENNIS
I have a fucking phobia of those things
They skitter until they bonk then go ball
Water cockroach
Disgusting
From what I know those things are INSANELY chill.
Like nothing bugs them, pun intended
I don’t care they can chill away from me
Yep and they can be parasitic which would freak some folk out
They're a form or arthropods
I would pet one
I would obliterate one
Same lol
Now lets steal their powers.
For one I want the eyes of a mantis shrimp. LET ME SEE THE WHOLE COLOR SPECTRUM.
This art commission is being a pain in the butt
I’m colour blind so that would be helpful actually
When your strategy is "Everything that exists I will punch"
These guys are crazy violent. You gotta be really careful with them because they WILL punch a hole in their fish tank
Same
One more reason why you want to mash them like a cockroach.
Yes
Someone had a pet one on youtube and for some reason they found a SINGLE fish they put in as food. And it...wouldn't eat it. It'd eat anything but that fish. Even others of that fish type. It just liked that one.
Me with my fiancé
I think at one point the fish became a spotter and would point out meals and then get the scraps
Reject humanity
crab
And here is the fish pointing out the crab that is trying to hide for his life.
Bugs are so primitive, I don't think most are even sentient to begin with.
For now though I'm too high up for the ocean fun. I'll have to settle for the jumping spiders around here.
They are stupid smart. I got one to play with a laser pointer.
If you know the name of that youtube channel, I would love to have it. I enjoyed those videos xD
Unlike most spiders which are nearly blind jumpers have really good eyesight. When they look at you they're actually looking at you.
Most just react to the environment like microbes and simple robots with basic programs coded into them.
They're also extremely cute haha
They're so dorky.
Jumping spiders are fun to play with
This one mapped out my entire computer desk and found favorite spots to watch me type. Then it'd warm its butt by my PC
Them and house centipedes I'm chill with since they eat everything I'm not chill with.
Even if house centipedes still creep me out a bit as long as they keep eating the GOD DAMNED FRUIT FLIES
SERIOUSLY how can so many fruit flies come out of a drain I'm so glad that's over with now.
Sulfuric acid is your friend.
But yeah I wasn't sure about the jumpers around here until the one that moved in on me started chasing the mouse pointer on hte monitor, then looking at me, then looking back until I moved it again
I flush my drains out.
Have a sink plunger I use to get the water out of the catch, I pour baking soda down, vinegar, cover and let sit a while. Follow with boiling water
The ones here live in bark creases so they're very flat
Easy to sex them, though. You can tell by an orange band that'll be over the eyes
You are using things that are too mild.
I bleached the crap out of mine in the end.
Ezpz drain cleanin'
Skip the acid base home chemistry part and go straight to the bleach nuke part.
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Adorable!
They're very flat. They can push themselves even flatter to hide in bark from birds and stuff
The head tilt they do when they're looking at you is the cutest
If I recall jumpers are smart enough to actually implement hunting strategies. They're known to take non direct paths to get behind prey rather than go head on.
if that thing moves remotely close to me I'm not taking any chances
I bet a bite from that takes months to heal
Those spiders are tiny.
Actually it's a pinch and does positively nothing.
You can watch this using your computer mouse, if you can make it think it is prey
They only bite if you scare the crap out of them, which is real hard trust me, and their venom is utterly harmless to us.
tiny spiders with tiny teeth make very infection prone bites
Most of them can't actually break skin
Don't think a jumping spider has ever bitten me and I play with them often o.O
Yea
And now the most important fact you'll hear today. Ever actually.
Jumping spiders are just weird lil guys
Spiders are good for hunting down little bloodsucking pests.
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They have toebeans
I no longer pick up daddy long legs bc they look freakish now and I am worried they are some mixed breed
I've never done anything to scare spiders but I've apparently been bitten more than once in my life
You used to pick em up in general? Idk I feel like they'd feel all rough and pokey
Crane flies are just annoying.
They also look as stupid as they look.
Depends on spider. Most are nearly blind and will attack in defense eagerly. Jumpers have INCREDIBLY good vision and won't bite unless really freaked out.
that makes it better I think
Their eyes act as telescopes. Particulary the front ones, and can actually look around in place to a degree. Other spiders mostly just see like...light.
Their legs are a soft prickly feeling, like getting poked by hair. It tickles, but you also feel the poke.
But these guys can see your full size and go "wtf you big"
I see, interesting... What freaks ya out about em nowadays?
My friend has a bunch of snakes and he always shows videos of him feeding them and stuff and I love em
Usually you can be chill around daddy long legs and the ones we call them. They're scavengers
They believe a jumping spider can recognize you
Jumpers I wouldn't be surprised can
If I recall they don't neccessarily have as many neurons but they have some...strange setup that allows parallel processing to make up for the lack of strenght of a single core as it were
They don't look the same, they look like someone took a few spiders and mashed them together
They also have a semi active breathing if I recall which is how they can jump like they do.
Whereas most bugs and spiders passively breathe through the skin
Hmmm... How weird. Maybe Mandela effect?
I wanna do a fantasy jellyfish piece sometime when I actually have time
Like this one jumper DEFINITELY "got to know me". He was scared at first but over the days became more and more chill just being in the open around me. To the point he'd watch me whilke chilling on the monitor. That's when he started chasing the mouse cursor.
He got real confused he couldn't catch it
Never looked into keeping a jellyfish. Quick google search says it is pretty difficult. I wish you luck
I do like a difficult pet
Just put a plastic bag into a bowl, instant low maintainance jellyfish
I can understand difficult. You're taking care of a bundle of neurons that floats around and stings things and just kinda bumps into everything. I'm pretty sure half the problem is making sure they don't tangle to death
Jellyfish are useless. They only sting, digest and flop around aimlessly.
Low maintenance means that some is still required... What do you need to maintain a plastic bag?
THATS LITERALLY ME THO
Saltwater aquariums are just a little too much for me
Change the water every so often
EAT DIGEST AND FLOP AIMLESSLY
Slime behaviour
There's actually a few spiders we call daddy long legs. One I know has an abdomen while the other is more just a ball with legs
Jellyfish are prey, eaten by turtles and stuff
I AM A SLIME
Slimes are cute :>
I haven't seen the ball and legs in years. Those are the only ones I'll pick up lol
I’m not cute I’m a nightmare
Also apparently those types of daddy long legs and related ones aren't actually spiders in the sense we know
They're an arachnid, but removed from the normal family closer to things like mites and scorpions
A brain dead patient would be more self aware than a jellyfish.
The reason you also see them bundled into huge groups that panic when you poke them is because they huddle for warmth
OKAY AND?! Soul animal
Scooter blennys are adorable
But yeah according to this there are 1,800 species of daddy long legs with different appearances but roughly the same M.O.
I have none. Anything that is a fish or is a modified derivative of one.
Fish are best
Daddy long legs can't really bite so their threat response is to flail around and vibrate.
Da fishes
FEESH
SCREAMING
Small Fry doesn't like pictures, so mighr be hard to get fish pic.
Can do a partial snail pic
But @night plume You're probably mokre familiar with this shape?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Phalangium_opilio_20493759.jpg/1280px-Phalangium_opilio_20493759.jpg
Which is the Common Harvestman
Squashed on sight
Their mouth isn't evne big enough to TRY to bite you XD
Kidding I would never but I will be on a stool squealing
Goes well with this ....
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Their only defense is wobbling
Nope, I'll look for a pic
Truuuuue
Wobble. Wobble. Wobble. Wobble. SPLAT!!
Omg that is adorable
I am having trouble finding a pic. But I am used to more round than your pic, so I will go with close enough on your pic xD
Yeah it's definitely just another species
There's a lot more daddy long legs variants than you'd think
But we collectively just call them all daddy longlegs
The order, though, is Opiliones
This is how daddy long legs respond to a threat
They just vibrate really really fast
They are still insects that I won't mind stomping on.
The idea we think is that the vibrating makes them harder to see for a lot of predators
So they just...vibrate
I put them outside so my cats don't eat them
I just imagine that video with an overlay audio of screaming in panic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
vibrates
XD
Yeah my cat would do that ifn it saw one of them doing that
Now if you don't like other spiders you'll like some of the daddy long leg family
The Pholcidae will actually eat things like house spiders, huntsman, and funnel weavers by netting them from afar or sneaking onto the web and acting like caught prey
Turns out I am not a lion or tiger or anything fancy, I am in fact a daddy long legs
Two more spider facts
The first is their organs and stomach is in the butt.
So their butts grow big when they eat
The second is spiders are hydraulic. They use blood pressure to move which is why they move so smoothliy compared to most other critters.
That's why they curl when they die. The hydraulic pressure goes down to 0.
Also in mythbusters Adam actually got one of the daddy long legs family that COULD bite to bite him. Research since then has shown their venom isn't even that good against insects.
There was actually an orb weaver that lived outside my house for awhile. Made a GIGANTIC web and caught SO MANY BUGS going after my lamps.
It's butt was gigantic. That spider was eatin good.
THankfully as an orb weaver it cleaned up after itself. They eat the web when they're done. leaving only the 3 anchor lines.
By gigantic I'm talking the web was like 3-4 feet.
That spider did some work
Orb weavers make real big webs. But eat them when done like said, and are also very...round looking.
What is this the animal channel
here we are it was a marbled orb weaver.
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Very ROTUND
Yes
Off topic is finally good
Also a random fact is they tried giving things like drugs to spiders once. Turns out that are indeed affected by them. Ones that were given cocaine made very messy webs very VERY fast.
Off topic more like peak
Hell yea, dad
Animals are based because they don't care to worry aobut most of what we do :V
I was cleaning the backroom of my house. This room is an addition and isn't well sealed, so spiders get in easily. While moving a table, there was a terrifying looking spider and she was scared of me and reared up at me. I popped her into a cup, covered it, snapped a pic, threw her outside.
Sent the pic to someone to figure out what she was and he sent back what she was. (I would have to go through a lot of convo to find it).
Looked her up: she eats venomous spiders and millipedes. Her favorite meal being brown recluse. I went outside and started calling for her like you would a dog xD she was long gone.
Aw you lost your guard spider.
They'll be back
Another bug I like around here. Eastern Carpenter Bees. They're so CHILL and so very stupid.
They're aboutr the size of your thumb and live in groups of 15 or so in holes in wood.
Very non aggressive. The males actually have headbutting battles for territory.
Sounds like plastic cups hitting eachother.
They fly into you a lot xD
THEY HAVE NO SPACIAL AWARENESS I SWEAR.
They just BONK everything
Is it attacking you? No it's just too stupid to have depth preception.
You can tell the males because they have white splotches on their face where they headbutt for territory. Unlike most hives the queen does most of the gathering and work for their collectives.
They're just so CLUMSY. But they're considered an annoyance because they eat so many holes in wood to make their hotel and that wood often includes the side of a house.
A male one claimed my porch. EVENTUALLY he stopped getting close and owuld just hover about, see I was there, and fly off to check the next spot for males to headbutt,.
Asia has a species that's got blue fur I think
Yeah in Asia and islands nearby it's just called the Blue Carpenter Bee
https://cdn-0.rangerplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/blue-bee-on-tree-2.jpg?ezimgfmt=ng:webp/ngcb1
TIL About the Falador Massacre
And I MEAN blue. BRIGHT cyan.
OH was that the runescape incident where a houseparty turned into a massacre because someone accidentally found out, entering the party, that they hadn't lost pvp status?
well, a player used that to cause the actual rampage, evading mods, cause he didn't attack anyone
I took a nap, then went to work, and I've just now realized I'm still alive
Yeah I made the mistake of swatting one that landed on my ankle. I regretted it in more ways than one 😅
OH YEAH if you DO scare them hard enough they've got a hell of a bite. They don't like stinging. The bite works just as well
But it takes something like...yeah swatting them to make them panic enough
Knowing them it landed on you because it forgot which way was up
Well that sucker lodged a nice stinger into my ankle. I feel bad cause bees are adorable and super good creatures (for the most part)
People actually followed the killer asking him to kill more
it became a freaking parade
I can also relate to forgetting which way is what
And he was unbannable cause the game doesn't let you exit if you haven't been 10 secs out of combat
mods were asking him to please stop
Considering how Runescape was yeah I'd watch.
I'd build a fire line while watching but I'd watch
Ah it must've been female then since males don't have stingers. Males prefer bites of course.
Their stingers are surprisingly small given how fat they are. I've never been stung by a carpenter, though. Only wasps and hornets. How was a carpenter sting?
I've never been stung by anything else except for ants... It's worse than an ant
I don't mind wasps, but I despise hornets....
So a normal bee sting then.
If it stung you once, though, it was out of sheer panic since they can sting more than once like hornets.
Which differentiates them from like honeybees where a single sting means death for them
Yeah I know, I used to study this "for a living" so to speak so I'm pretty well versed
Bees I've slowly learned are chill and don't want to sting. Hornets and wasps square up.
My sister used to love playing in ant beds. She sat in one one day, got herself covered from head to toe. She thought it was the coolest thing ever. My mom panicked and threw my sister in the pool.
A shame because carpenters are so chill despite the fact I swear, as said before, they've got no depth perception unless it's a male v male headbutt fight. I swear the white on their face is because they can't aim for poo.
Yeah even if they're defending territory they just fly at you. I've got a phobia of things that buzz though which is why I don't get haircuts
Sure it wasn't a honeybee?
This is why bees are cool and hornets are the antagonists in bug fables
hard to mistake them. There's a big size difference.
Certain, honeybees are tiny. This thing was a beezilla
Many in my area still do funny enough
I guess that's also why I like them. Their size makes them really easy to differentiate.
Isn't that one a bumblebee?
Looks like a female eastern to me due to size but it could be
Bumble has a fuzzy butt
Ah makes sense. Most carpenters I see are white/black fuzz not yellow
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/cimg/www.davesgarden.com/700x400_85/616/fa100e4de3fcf7513802f0c9cc35f994-375616.jpg
This one definitely is one though.
Oh they're easterns. Eastern Carpenters have yellow fuz on the chest, but a fuzzless butt.
Bees are cool, only bee that ever stung me did so cause we collided frontally
Oh maybe I'm just color blind? I always thought that was white
Bugs are weird as the bigger they are the less danger they tend to be.
Which is why I like huge beetles too.
LOOK AT HERRRR
Especially because the huge beetles only have one defense. "Yeet"
well, in fact, the bee didn't even sting me when it got stuck in my hair, I think I stung myself when trying to clear my head from whatever it had
Da bee
lol If it was huge it was probably a carpenter that forgot which way was up
Seriously though. Bigger they are the simpler their defense is
Dunno, long horn beetles, Mantises, Welas all have nasty bites 😆
shiny shell
The only bee that has ever stung me was dead, in a pool >.>
I was a kid, trying to swim away and caused a current that pulled it to me >.>
I kicked it, and stung myself <.<
It's easier to see that beetle as harmless when you realize the bottom "jaw" is a nose. The top one is just a solid mohawk
It slides opponents between them and literally backflips and catches itself to fling opponents off things.
Yeet
And this one is just a slingshot
And this is how Pokemon was born
Which isn't even kidding that's kinda exactly how it came about. PItting beetles like this against eachother was a thing over there. See which one knocks the opponent off the table
They're like sumo
Maybe I'm crazy but I honestly prefer the battle mechanics for Palworld over Pokemon due to RNG factors 😆
Yes I do like it more for that reason too
The creator wanted to bring the joy of bug catching to others and came up with the concept of pokemon.
It just always made me wonder why Heracross was gen 2 xD
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/af/f9/0eaff993514c550ba3cf6dee62c0efbe.jpg
This is a male eastern carpenter bee by the way.
You can tell because of the white sploitch. They're the ones that'll probably be bonking into you
I'm a bigger fan of ice types than bug types tbh
Fairy types for me
Electric types here. Charjabug's line was the best
They call me the fairy queen (nobody calls me this)
Dunno, I feel like the name fits for some reason
You know grosser fact just on the side but did you know there are regions without flowers where there's a species of bee called Vulture Bees?
They make their honey out of meat, and they are indeed red colored.
Usually roadkill
It is not recommended to eat their honey as it can cause pretty bad indigestion.
I wonder why 😅
Don't have a type, I pick who I like when playing and curse the creators for making my Haunter practically useless if not useless
They also live in very small hives. Honey production is so low that harvesting it will likely kill said hive.
Haunter isn't useless though
I mean I use all kinds of pokemon too
Haunter best ghost
I think I learned of these bc of 7 days to die
But fairy types are my favorites
Base 105 spa and 95 spe makes it a pretty decent pick
I like honeybees the best
It's weird I actually find honeybees small size more threatening than carpenters. At least it's very hard to lose track of a carpenter.
Me too, but I favor my ice, water, and ghosts 😅
Carpenter and Bumbles have always been friendlier than honey in my experience
Also a huge fan of grass and water types
this is bee offtopic
YOu know speaking of grass...I REALLY liked sun and moon (the originals ultra took too much of the life out of the game). And Lurantis is top notch
not palworld general ( pokemon is a lie)
How can you beat a plant pretending to be a bug?
That has bell bottoms
Also why DIDN'T they ever make a bee pokemon. Why did we only get an angry wasp
Lurantis is one of my favorite grass types
Combee?
Wait no they did I forgot because NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE LIVING HONEYCOMB
YES
YOU
YOU UNDERSTAND
Ribombee?
Lurantis is top design
Whoever gave lurantis bottom 100 speed should be defenestrated
Damn, I know I was reaching but that was a low blue lol
Window'nt
It's weird if you look at it speeds in that ENTIRE ISLAND are really low compared to the rest of the series. All of em
I will low blow the fruit fly fairy all I want
No the fact it's only has 40 speed is a crime. Gotta whip out the contrary superpower to be strong
I had a creature in my nightmares tell me that, but it told me I couldn't move while I was awakw, but it can.
You're a monster
Yes
That's actually terrifying
Lurantis is slower than lilligant
LILLIGANT DOES NOT HAVE LEGS
I mean I'm not joking though. Look at the base speeds in sun and moon. EVERYTHING introduced in that game has very low speed.
ALL the pokemon they made just for it are slow
Most terrifying nightmare I ever had.
And it is weird
Mine was I was a mouse by a lighthouse and an eagle saw me
As long as it only "saw" I would say it had an okay ending to a traumatic time
My worst nightmare was a real time dream that felt like a full 6 hours or more and I was trying to work at an airport and bring in an old WW2 fighter for a test flight post repairs and it kept getting delayed and delayed and I had to keep jumping customer service to the managers and then when I finally got clearance to bring it in a truck hit the trailer.
Again let me re-iterate it was in REAL TIME. I woke up feeling like I'd done an 8 hour work shift and I just called out to go back to sleep.
I would have cried myself back to sleep....
Yeah I did
Yeah me too
It was...I would've LOVED a nonsensical monster. Instead I had a full 8 hours of nothing but worst case scenario
In a real life scenario
The last "fun" nightmare I had that was terrifying involved pirates but that was over 25 years ago.
After that it was all about school or work or layoffs or that one
The monster in mine wasn't nonsensical to me, I was sick for at least a month that I can remember from that nightmare.
But the worst part of that nightmare was the fact it felt real time.
I was already stressed so dreaming a realtime 8 hour scenario was just too much for that entire week
My last nightmare was a dream where my ac was leaking and it flooded my house. Had one the night before where my mom strangled me
I think we all have deep seated problems to deal with. Mine is DEFINITELY work related.
I don't think I've had a nightmare since I've started using my CPAP
Then again 4-5 layoffs and one where HR weaponized the boss you trusted being caught in a pedophile sting will do that to you
I hate being QA
Deep seated work problems. Hmmm mine is just I hate people lol
I think the most fun nightmare I've had was one where I was at work (I was a cashier at the time). And it was only a nightmare bc it was me at work before going to work, otherwise it was fine. Anyways, customer wanted their crawfish double, paper bagged. The entirety of this nightmare is me trying to get this giant plastic bag of crawfish into the paper bags.
I woke up leaning off my bed trying to get a pillow in a pillowcase. I woke up bc my arms were exhausted.
I'm not sure what a "fun" nightmare is
One were the threat is mostly nonsensical so you can at least detatch it from the following day
It is one that after you get a good nights rest, you laugh about it
Meanwhile ones like that 8 hour one more feels like you actually went through hell when you wake up and hours after
Hmmm I see
I would have loved for someone to have been home to have recorded me trying to put that pillowcase on that pillow in my sleep xD
Cute moth :)
Moths are the no 1 bug
I read a funny date story (made up of course) about a couple talking online. She was human, he was moth. They finally go on a date, they hit it off, so he wants to take her to the most magical place he knows. It is vibrant, beautiful, he flies slowly towards the light, guiding her, telling her not to be afraid of how beautiful it is as it draws him in. She tries to explain to him it is a bug zapper, but he just doesn't care.
Def top 5 idk about best. Beetles and dragonfly’s are cool
So are ants
I think I just like bugs
I can't deal with ants or any vespoid creature
That sounds better than the story I read this morning. Felt like I wasted 2+ hours of my life
Don't think y'all have named any bugs >.>
Buffer overflow
I had a Luna moth that I named.... Dunno what I named it cause I was traumatized as I let it go and it was swooped by a bird mid air
bugger overflow
Kill the birds. Replace them with big moths
do moths poop
That feels extreme
Yes they can also pee
Everybody poops, across the whole animal kingdom
birds pee-poo
...inhales
Fun fact number uncountable. Almost all animals take the same amount of time to go to the bathroom regardless of size.
Not me I’m built different
I almost became a biologist. Kinda wish I had.
Because programming is just not worth it
(Mayflies have entered the chat)
(Mayflies have disconnected [Timeout - Lost ping] )
Honestly how I feel, I might have a second go at school just for entomology
I honestly think I should find a good school to enroll in biology just so I have something under my belt I ENJOY...job available or not.
I decided college was too much work and bowed out lol
Most things they taught me in school about programming didn't amount to anything. Could've sliced that entire college tuition in half and gotten the same out of it
I did the same but because online schooling killed me in Covid
Big vibe
Yeah I'm glad I bowed out before that mess lol
It suckedddddd
Honestly living is too much work but doing anything about it is equal to or more work
While in college, my advisor would question my class choices. I explained, "I am being made to take garbage classes for a well rounded degree. If I am gojng to waste money on these, I am going to hard to take things that I have fun in."
And this is how Mal took "Horror" instead of "technical writing"
Trying to remember what I took in place of "drama"
Technical writing doesn't mean shit because no one does it regardless and nobody in the idnustry cares. You MIGHT get a job writing the manual then get immediately kicked out
I'd have taken horror too had I known where that class would go
It aggravates the crap out of me that I am not in a position to use what I learned in my technical writing class, yet, the positions that should be using barely know how to write a cohesive sentence....
It was still a writing class. The only difference was we had a theme.
Write in a way that covers anything that a mayfly could understand
puts water on the window
Instructions were unclear. User locked the window and broke the glass screaming they were trapped despite a diagram pointing to the lock, saying it's a lock, and that you should move it left before trying to open the window.
They enjoyed the window being wet last year. They swarmed it so heavily we could barely see through any of them xD
https://imgur.com/a/beRKmBX Cool battleship moment
Nyoomin'
Muahahahahahahaha I have captured pictures of fish and snail!
i didnt play x4 as much as i should have
I have some 700 hours on it
It took a while to feel good to me after X3 but it now does
I look away for 5 seconds and you go from the marvelous world of bugs to space ships >:|
You're bugging me xD
GOOD
So mean xD with all your shown knowledge, I think it is on purpose xD
You ever wonder if snails get tired of always carrying their house?
I know many things. None of it useful
They probably not that self aware of themselves
I know many usefuls. None of it is thing.
how do i see all the voice chats
There's only one active right now & it's called AFK
r more active normally?
You make voice channels on this server by going into Creator Channel, there isn't pre-made ones anymore
sounds good
I have learned something new
What would that be?
The voice channel thing, I didn't knownthat b4
Oh lol
Could make a channel and call it "Mud Madness" or "Flop Around & Find Out" (if that one can fit xD)
I'll just play audio of my dumuds working at my oil/mine base
XD
I second flop around and find out
XD
flop around and find out is perfection
I just got 5 perfect work bred dumuds in a row lmao
I’m hungry but also not
Maybe you're hungry for something that's not food... Like adventure 😆
I'm broke till Tomorrow sorry 😔
A lot of times it means you need water
I heard that hunger and thirst send the same type of signals to the brain
mostly from the stomach but I might be pulling a big lie
Tiny Glade has a RELEASE DATE! 🥳🎉It launches on...
📅September 23 📅
on Steam for PC (Windows & Linux)
But wait! There is more 😄🧵
Looks cozy
Goodnight everyone, I hope you all have a good day, afternoon or good rest ❤️
Been playing Ark. Got a fleet of Drogons from Dragons Kingdom mod. Tired now
Bitcoin seems like it wants to dump again, even tho the Nasdaq is aiming for all time highs, very sad pepe
42k here we go
last time the Fed was the catalyst, I guess we'll rely on the same one this time around, September is the month
either that or in 3 hours bitcoin magically bounces back at least above 57.5k

The Xbox Youtube channel, coooool

yeah, looks like townscaper
i can just tell im gonna sync so much time into this
Very soon, humanity will witness the resurgence of an unspeakable sandworm, long whispered about in legends from the Gobi Desert. It will bring devastation in its wake, and entire armies will fall before its might.

😨
Lisan Al Ratib
Good evening y'all, hope you guys are doing alright today 

Evening Azzy
Evening Caos
Finally got a story with a somewhat good ending
This made me think of human centipede but rats.... This image is terrifying....
i saw that gif, saddly
i remember someone saying it was a farmer or something that captured the rats and glued them together as punishment.. disturbing
😱 <-- me thinks a need a Dumud version of this emote xD
nice. i plan making one emote to each pal. that one cn be the dumud one
😆
XD Dumud has seen things, Dumud finally reacts in terror xD
There are DND players here, y'all might get a chuckle over what I just heard in a video xD
Party is trapped in a dungeon, they find in this dungeon a skeleton that is completely chained up. One of the party members has an item that allows them to speak with the dead, but they can only ask 1 question. The party members asks the skeleton, "how do we get out of here?"
The chained and imprisoned skeleton answers them, "how the f*** should I know?!"
You might get a chuckle out of “dead alewives” then 😆
I'm reading
Oh jeez 😶
"Dark skies and rough seas ahead, captain"
Weeeee blubblublubub
Weeeeeee :D
Japan is releasing radioactive water into the ocean! Finally an irl Godzilla 💙
Although King Kong would definitely beat him in a one v one fight
We could give armor and a big gun to King Kong
A one stadium size bullet would be instant ko to Godzilla
Godzilla is a nuclear dragon and is soooo much bigger than King Kong lol
But King Kong has fingers he can hypothetically use human weapons
I am pretty sure Godzilla has won every 1 v 1 so far
I like King Kong but I like Godzilla more
I. Despise. Monkeys.
but monke,,,
Deep in the uncanny valley.
Friezamaxxing
What if God came down and we asked him to do a miracle and he said "nope my PC couldn't handle that"
I still don’t get how Frida enslaved goku’s people
Friza
But then again my knowledge is limited of that universe
I’d be calling him out for running a shit computer. (And I’m a console pleb with a 14 year old laptop that still runs).
It’s over 9000
If I ever get Alzheimer’s record me so I can know I have it briefly
Buenos dias
I’m working all wiki for a small game that is being developed that I like

How is everyone doin'?

tired. hungry. my backs hurts.
the usual
how about ya?
I'm knackered but faring well. I hope whatever the time of day it is for you, you can have some time to rest and recover.
people that walk with your toes pointing to the opposite side when you walk, like you were a water detector, one of those where two metal bars get closer or further to each other, what's wrong with you
why do you walk like a japanese lady
Let me drop some cursed info for you all.
In the game files, Plasteel is called Plastic
The best armor in the game is, accorded to the code, made merely of plastic
Jumps on her chillet and runs off into the sunset
I mean plastic irl is made from petroleum and plasteel is too
So I see why
Probably the new ore was gonna be Plastic and mid development decided not to add it and instead add plasteel
Makes sense.
isnt plasteel plastic and steel?
Has anyone had strange events happen, such as a missing house or missing building? Even though we are still in the territory The power block disappeared for no apparent reason.
Or because of the large number of egg pods or other bugs?
Not sure...is there a build limit?
I'll match that with Glass armour in Elder Scrolls
And in the real world, some of the best armour is basically a weaved cloth and dinner plates (Kevlar and Ceramic)
(At least on a practical level with current technology)
Little Tikes armor set and ammunition
isnt it kind of weird and ironic that in the EU having a tiny motherboard that will force the machine to stop at a certain usetime is illegal but nothing stops a company from making a design or using materials that will be as precise as having built in obsolescence
if your intentionally flawed and dumb design has an expected lifetime and it's at best one year more than what you get with warranty, how is that just okay
That’s consumerism for you. Used to be that things were built to last, you still get more mileage out of older fridges if they’re maintained right. I got a few years out of my iPhone 5 before Apple decided to make it obsolete. Older consoles like the original Xbox and plays station are also examples. Newer generation consoles have built in obsolescence- ps3 and Xbox 360 being the most recent to be removed. Online all the time. Not as much of a blessing as people thought.
My NES and SNES still run strong.
My PS4.... that thing heard lightning outside and wiped itself. (exaggeration of what happened to make it funny)
I see this as the fight of our era to be honest, similar to worker rights, right to repair and products built to last should be a human freaking right
if we don't stop this flawed designs and built in obscolescence, flawed materials, we'll end up subscribing to every single physical item cause we can't trust the products with functioning for X amount of time
Companies will tell us, well, if you subscribe to us we'll replace your fridge !
so we won't own fridges anymore
Warranties essentially define how long your item will last and that's fucked up
New york just implemented a law that Spain has since the 17 century
you guys are on your way to progress
Progress!
@quiet violet hahahah
honestly surprised covering your face solely to hide your identity was completely legal there
TIL Swimsuits and shoes are literally the edge that is breaking the most records in the Olympics
"technological doping" whatafak
The problem with right to repair is most people do not have the technology at their disposal to build repair or modify circuit boards
The Production Assembly Line II is just not something you can fit in the living room
So ultimately we need to take away companies' rights to build intentionally crappy technology
I'm not particularly a fan of vague wording, but one of those "due diligence" things when developing a product is something I'd be willing to deal with if I was making my own product
Ultimately, they need to do away with investors/ stock exchange
why?
The issue isn't the money, the problem is the power given to that money to influence the company and product
Very true, we need to stop anti consumer design philosophies alongside right to repair
Like obviously all technology is doomed to eventually fail and become obsolete but if a company is intentionally shortening the lifespan with subpar engineering then that should be a fine
An extremely large fine
A fine that makes it counterproductive to do
A fine that does not become "the cost of doing business"
That’s the thing. The companies pay dividends to investors through the stock market, and the investors are the ones who push for higher profit margins ultimately.
the issue is that the stock market became the sole driver for a company, I think there's a big issue when a company will ruin its business model if it goes public
the stock market should be a fair thing, companies shouldn't be trying to play it, that's the issue
Engaging in anti consumer behavior to attain higher stock value?
Make that a multi billion dollar fine as well
Well, look at the gaming industry. We’ve got games being pushed out because X game is making Y money, so Z game needs to make as much money, or more money than Y game.
The gamers are the ones who get shafted in that case.
Palworlds shown that monster tamer genres can exist along side the Titan that is Pokémon, now we have a bunch coming outta the woodwork for next year 🥴
Apple- used to be quality products, now the life time of said product is dependant on how long Apple decide to support that product with updates.
Add in the stupid amount CEOs take home per year in those companies, with “performance bonuses” and you get a lovely cycle of fun and games
We kinda need to reevaluate corporativism at a fundamental level, the issue with Apple is the issue with anything being alive for that long will inevitable force any being, like a corporation, start to fear for its own survival, it will do whatever it takes to remain alive
Well, considering how buggered up the housing market is in Australia and America, they’re going to be struggling pretty hard to survive when people don’t have the spare change for it.
If you want to add one to this, Intel gave a raise to a CEO despite the issues they were having
Corporations should be created with a set purpose, expected marketcap and users, it isn't practical to have corporations that will constantly morph and absorb each other to survive
megacorporations are a bad thing imho
And also while cutting like 10%+ of their work force
Believe the number was 15% and they stated the CEO didn't make as much as the others and they found it unfair

Ah yes the billionaire wasn't making as much as the other billionaires, how unfair
I think everyone agrees they are a bad thing. I think what no one agrees on is how to properly prevent it and what to do about it when it begins or does happen.
I swear I'm one bad PR statement away from going Red Faction Guerilla but irl
I'm not smart enough for something that essentially isn't a revolution
I heard Google was taken to court and voted as being a monopoly. I haven't looked into the verdict on what was said had to be done to remedy it though.
there's so many small changes that should be made to improve things, the list is huge
I understand revolutions are bad, but when the list of to do things reaches a thousand, I think it ain't so crazy
You're a company that sells products in various different industries, is omnipresent in peoples lives, time to break it apart, welcome to Google being fractioned in a dozen new companies
See the thing is, google being one semi cohesive company is arguably beneficial to society
Steam? Nuh uh, you're either Valve or Steam
But when Google is a single entity whose sole obligation is to profit, not to society, it becomes a problem
Its sole obligation is profit and expansion, cause we have 0 boundaries for companies
I think mega corporations should have their private ownership stripped
All the assets, none of the unaccountability
How is Valve even legal
they sell videogames and own the biggest game distribution platform in the world
They sell like 3 video games ever
Cause they don't need more, they get all the visibility, all the money
Well
They made 3 video games ever
they basically created the steam marketplace to fit their games
Tbh I don't particularly have a problem with valve as they've only gone up in providing value to their consumers
As opposed to say apple who have consistently screwed over customers for profit
what's the most bought and sold item in the marketplace? whoops, an item from a Valve game
Granted valve should be regulated for when the intelligent and competent management turns over and is replaced by corpo zombies
I'd like to see what rules are they using for their games when it comes to visibility, are games from other companies using the same framework?
are valve games instantly pushed to the top?
But as things currently stand valve is the reason I don't specifically support splitting mega corps
If I had to make a new account and install a new app and deal with a new UI every 4 games I play I would lose it
Steam should be Steam
Youtube should be Youtube
distribution platforms simply cannot be owned by people that also participate in that platform
we can't act like they will compete fairly, they just wont
example, Amazon, jesus christ
imagine youtube was owned by Joe Rogan, everything we'd see would be Joe rogan
everytime a Forum or distribution platform, however you wanna call it, changes hands, we suffer
You’re overlooking the big one.
Xbox and Sony don’t have any competition within their console stores. They also don’t discount digital product and have it at the same price as the physical versions.
Steam at least does offer some competition to a degree.
For sure, there's worse offenders, but I like to point out to which degree I'm against those things fundamentally, even if Steam has been a good boy, I don't trust it, I don't oversee anything, I have no control over how it changes or evolves
You could be buying a product from a company today and tomorrow that company could be making a whole different thing and stop supporting your purchase
See, that’s why I like my Nintendo 3DS. Since Nintendo shut down the online store, I’ve not hooked it to the net, I don’t require the net to play games on it either.
Single player game on Xbox series x or ps5? Net goes down, no game for you.
Same goes for some of the older PC titles I’ve got on my laptop too. Mostly RTS games.
Honestly Xbox needs to reevaluate their system
Like they seem oblivious to the reality that networks including their own can fail and it shouldn't become MY problem that Microsoft or my ISP are having technical issues
Xbox needs to kill me with its bare hands
I can kill you with my bee hands
i would allow bee hands
🤛 🐝 🤜
Still obsessing over bees hmmm?
They're the beesness
Bug
I've just seen a recipe calling garlic the easiest thing to cook ever, I wish I could smack them for lying
Hey is anyones' base missing after the new patch?
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interesting ad
They didnt even redraw the mouth correctly... Smh
Omfg lol that thing looks really fckin stupid hahaha
The mouth omg
Pikablue
I'd report it and if it is on YouTube, I'd add them to the report bc they endorsed it <.<
I wish something was done about fake advertising
Google there a lot problem control about ads and AI
There are so many scam ads on mobile.
I got pokemon ash with 3D
Hope the lawsuit against google touches that topic as well
I don’t know
Sometimes I'll get ads for phone games I own and they will be actual ads with things from the game. I'll let those play just bc I want to see if the entire ad is correct >.>
google in general has been showing me all sorts of fake ads, mobile games using images from pc games for instance, probably seen that a dozen times
mobile games that use world of warcraft gameplay in their ads

