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Wouldn’t know I don’t know other languages lol
I've very clearly stated why I think so and it's the posture, which we can't agree on
Ok nerd-zul slava-deez-nuts
H-H-Hii HELLO
zelensky just shut up and embrace the lewd
O
its so weird... like, if i see a regular 4/3 standing pose, and somehow in my dirt mind i remember some improper actresses in that exacly same pose, should i go out and say that people should be standing in pictures? that it "shouldnt be normalized"? 
man fr imagining sitting or just being in any pose and then suddendly you're being lewd
If anything I think it’s rude to try calling something lewd when there’s no clear indication
I'm not some type of expert in body language, even if I have some actual training on it, but you guys apparently have several masters degrees
such bravado
ya sure talk like ya was one, seeying things we dont 
OH MY GOD THERE SHE IS
wtf is this chat? 🗿
Don’t feed the gators
Lizard girls
we shouldnt normalize anime girls being sitted and yawning
Pretty sure that’s already normalized
clearly girls sitting and yawning is sexual
If Hulk wouldn't be sitting in that pose and it's wearing a schoolgirl dress I can't help myself to point it out
Pandie since you said you draw I’ll gladly commission u to draw aline
you telling me you don't want Hulk to be wearing a schoolgirl dress?
if he wants, let the man be smh
She’s not even wearing the dress in that picture lmfao

It'll be an honor b00ts
I want the hulk cross legged, cross eyed and yawning, now.
Heck yeah
nah clearly you have something against that zelensky
This was all an elaborate ploy to get pandie to draw an AI character…..
I would refrain for making those sort of jokes with me Pandie, I'm supporting Ukraine, I don't like it being made fun of cause of me
also tbf haven't drawn anything in a while and have yet to finish a drawing but you got me hooked
Taking advantage of the iron while it’s hot
Let's all just simmer down a little bit
oh oh
you have a lot of drawings of this character
I'm only calling you Zelensky cuz of your pfp LOL
im curious to see your art btw, Panda
I'll send some
is there a art channel in here that is not palworld fan-art exclusive
Sorry for the trouble shell
I didn't feel like we were on that standing
or can I just send in here
ahh thancc u

It's okay it's not really trouble yet, just trying to make sure people don't explode too much
Yeah ofc
but if isnt sfw, send to my DM 
the girls say I'm the bomb
will do!!

for the price of free you get gator girl art
he is literally me fr
NOOO YOU GOTTA CHARGE ME
Charge him ||as drawing more crocc||
goooooood

bruh
why is healthcare so expensive
Sorry my fault
Oooooooooo
Sax marine comes to purge the heresy away 😆
So, this is off-topic for sure. Anyone into MIDI music?
Based on the lack of response I would say no, no one here into that music
Do I have your permission to download that image, put it in a shirt and sell it?
Lol jk 10/10 shell 💙
I like all music
sounds cool ngl
Thoughts on moonstruck blossom from Kirby triple deluxe?
-# (your answer, not your age, will determine your fate)
never played the game so never heard it, so no opinion.
well now i hate it
Well I hate you!!!!
as if you didnt from the start.
I’ve never heard a Kirby song I didn’t like
Ofc you love the one with the big bee
It's true I can't stand people without pfps
yet i have one right now
eh just means you are not cool enough to see it
I agree
Moonstruck blossom triggers emotions that literally cannot be described idk who wrote that heavenly melody but it is truly a gift to this world
Kirby music doesn’t miss
True
its alright, i have heard better Kirby music
Can we ban quinn
Which mod is most susceptible to bribes and where do I send those bribes
(i immediately turn into a mod)
That’s what I’ve been saaaayin
bruh
No honestly I shouldn't even need to bribe hating on moonstruck blossom is a crime against nature
When they built the gulag it was for this specific occasion
i just listened to it as i said its find but i have heard better music from kirby
Inb4 he says C-R-O-W-N-E-D
tbh i have only played one kirby game, it was kirby super star ultra for the ds.
Vagrant Counting Song of Retrospection or the first phase I can't remember the name of
Yooo.

Yoooo
How's it?
Is ok
Nice!
I'm just enjoying my day off. About to do laundry and finish off and SM64 hack. Maybe play some Black 2, which I got in the mail a couple days ago.
Just shivering some timbers over here
I'm jealous. 💀
jus roting here
It's so fucking hot here.
Nooooo
im dieing inside like allways
Can’t be dying inside if you’re already dead inside

im consistently stuck at 1hp takeing minecraft poison damage
I wanna go to sleep but I have to wait
why wait just sleep
If I go to sleep now I'll wake up at 2am and be unable to fall back asleep
I slept in really late today, lmao.
how late?
3pm. 💀
damn
Burning daylight man
I’m the only one who arrived on time, and they gave me the biggest table and all friends said they arriving an hour late😭
I have no one to text , so ima text yall to pretend I have friends
How is everyone doing?
I'm dead tired
I spent the morning catching cats for a mostly spaying campaign
There was a male though
That’s nice of you
personally see it as kinda crule to fix pets.
Cats are an invasive species tho, they kill a ton of smaller animals
And reproduce really fast
Plus they would live on the streets so their life wouldn’t be the best
They aren't pets, they are all stray cats, most of them are feral
yea makes sense
Dr. Two Brains be like
Good evening y'all, hope you guys had a good day today 
It's not a genre... it's a technology. 😄
I dig it tbh
Evening Cynic
Evening Azzy, how's it going
catching an f-14 at level 37, died to aoe from a fireball that hit 3 seconds ago and had disappeared by then
Man fuck the lava river, the Prixter desert spawns so many mimics and they give more coins too
But the lava is good for roasts

no area spawns mimogs efficiently enough
Easy to spot em when they do tho
I tried to attack a mammorest with a direhowl early in the game and its retaliation sent me flying 2 miles out to sea
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129660383481839716/1263287247067807755/image-1.png?ex=6699af6e&is=66985dee&hm=f02bdcec08cd080e5905b197e7b69433bb197ea92384ce341b885e0f3fa41db6& A scam been happening around on Discord to let people know
Wild
goodness gravy
gone
With this clip I am quite confident I could win a funniest death competition
I think it was my first mount I actually had the saddle for
Ran out of stamina while climbing, fell into water and drowned. Didn’t know Stamina was a thing 🥴
Oh, and froze to death at night. That also happened.
Properly working desert >.>
What game developers do their homework and make an accurate desert? XD
Yeah freezing is the most annoying way to die for sure
I did almost drown in ankle deep water bc my character wouldn't put their feet down.
you may be a helldiver
Hellmud
should i use the image again
I don't know enough abojt Helldivers to understand the joke >.>
you drown in knee deep water
Ah o.o
you can however sometimes take a rocket, fly around 10 meters, then only lose 1/10 or less of your health
Whelp, then....
DEMOCRAgrggle.... x.x
moon themed pal person are you writing an essay
The five signs of helldiver
- Drowning in knee deep water
- Screaming violently every time you heal
- Eat multiple rockets to the face but crumple from 1 bullet
- Grabbing any object that looks different from the rest of the terrain
- Yells DEMOCRACY when asked any serious questions
Yes
but COULD we get much higher
found a twin stick shooter that lets you input audio files as levels, thought it would be funny to put engraved in myth in there, turned out decent
What’s the best type of apple and why is it honey crisp
granny smith
As long as it’s not red delicious
Bet the poisoned apple from that Disney movie was just a red delicious
Red delicious 🤤
Aw thank you, that's quite the compliment
Gone to BitSummit to shill Palworld.
Arguing with journalists, debunking silly claims and telling gamers to just play games will be moved off Twitter to irl for a few days.
Be back in a few days! ✌️
(I’ll probably post some pictures or something though👼)
Have a good one Bucky
This is literally a visual representation of what it feels like is happening when this music plays
I hope you have a good time Bucky!
Try not to let haters get to you
If anyone tries to say bad things about palworld just show them this https://youtu.be/O7Mxa_qLExI?si=uvh740dzxZIGQNVS
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Good morning everyone, hope you all have a good morning/afternoon or sleep when you turn in 💖🥰

japane gamefest voting closing soon, good luck. hope they were voted well.
Ironically, you got me curious about that one.
I love monster tamer stuff, and more variety is always nice
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hello Nerzul
PAlWoRlD RiP oFf!1!1!1!
Honestly at a glance of that thumbnail it feels like it's ripping off the art style at the very least, especially the initial title font and style
Haven't watched the vid as in the office at the mo though
Genshin Impact font
Proto Mammorest and Proto Chillet
holy heck it's the chillet
That's clearly fire
Not ice
They catch creatures in rounded pyramids and then make them cook.
what happens if I kill the medal merchant in palworld
Money
Then your game gets deleted
He respawns later with no memory of the incident
But will I get the dog coins
You don’t even have to beg for forgiveness from the turtle pope or w/e
No
Ok thanks
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE WHOLE PLANET
But today is Thursday!
Then the Stargate team comes through and liberates them, right?
hell yeah
Right after the trailer ends, yes.
Tomorrow is friday in california, woohoo
Shoot!
Please no it looks so shit
I’m surprised that they didn’t make chillet roll like they said it does in the paldeck entry
But these proto drawings are awesome
Tbh, they have a lot of charge/rush-like attacks already
Chillet also doesn’t have a signature move at all
No pal has a signature move of their own
It does have one
It was added in the sakurajima update afaik
Wait huh
Rushoar, eykthirdeer, direhowl
Elphidran
Lots of pals have signature moves
To name a few
Even Lamball and cattiva have one
Oh yeah, I forgot they existed
Bruh
Oh yeah you’re right, chillet was given a move called rocket slam
Skibidi Toilet
So, i deleted my 40+ hour world after confusing it with another, there is no saved data, Does someone know how to get it back?
Am I cooked?
check the backup folder?
Bro you should have checked for times before deleting it. 😑
I DIED TODAY AT 16:18
Ghost
His ghost
Bro I want to make a water villa. But I can't place foundations on the water. 😭
Do you have any ideas how to make a water villa?
Build a foundation at the edge, attach roofs over the water, use pillars into the water for support.
You can try right clicking the folder, going to properties and see if there is a "previous versions" option?
I think you have to set that up, but always worth a shot.
I tried it but it didn't work af all.
Ofc pillars get really finicky with the order of operations
Where did it fail?
If you’re too far out it won’t let you attach the pillars.
I tries to place pillars on water but it said no connection.
The roof needs to be there first.
Then attach the pillar to the underside of the corner.
Wait let me give you a screenshot.
We can’t attach screenshots here, you have to post a link to it.
Bruh, stop bugging Kyran and ask your question here
https://discord.com/channels/505994577942151180/1196354327938347028
Oo okay
Oh hey post it there, that’ll work.
Yeah you can post pics there as well
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That she does
huh?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
that was.. something
Something happen?
yeah.. something about "european iniciative" about games publisher or something with a weirdass link 
🤔
May the spammer's cratch forever be damp and itchy, and their shoes never fit
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So PVP Portal
You didn't play the original?
Never heard of the original either
it was pretty huge when it launched
one of those come and go shooters
apprently they didn't waste any time
It's like quake and portal
Might have to look it up out of curiousity then
Yeah, they said they stopped developing the original a while back, but we didn’t know they were making a follow up.
It’s f2p
It was one of those games where everyone you play against seems to be on several stimulants
Portals were a hit or miss depending on the map, too meta, non intuitive placing and whatnot
some maps were amazing
jesus, my brain is half asleep or something I can't engrish
I am in the European initiative… that’s right I’m British

We're not in europe anymore sppsrently, didn't you forget? 😛
You don't understand you wanted to leave our proto federal system reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I didn't want to, was the racists that wanted it
So Pocketpair partnering with Sony isn't going to lead to us one day having to link a PSN account to play the game right?
No, it's Sony music, not Sony Computer Entertainment
Oh, very good then
If I recall a statement they made about it
Sony has been intentionally making games not work on Steam Deck so I don't want any of that nonsense here.
From Bucky: https://steamcommunity.com/app/1623730/discussions/0/7048779603514678769/
1: It’s a joint venture, meaning a new company. Won’t have any affect on our main company Pocketpair.
2: It’s Sony Music, not SIE.
3: The JV is only for IP expansion unrelated to video games, for example merchandise etc. The JV has zero to do with Palworld the game.
Locking the thread as it has because quite hostile and a lot of posts were deleted by the Valve mods.
Yeah Bucky says things as they are, and I trust his statements on things
I never check the steam forums though
I only remember seeing it at a glance in passing
Well thanks for linking it to me and calming my worries
No worries, I had the same concerns too to be fair
I mean if that change was made I have faith that Valve would allow refunds regardless of time played- but I don't want to do that.,
I don't forsee Pocketpair making a decision like that or selling out, so don't panic
welp, back to burning berries for exp
Well people only focus on the Sony part without reading the full name so no surprises
A lot of people don't realize Sony Computer Entertainment and Sony Music are different.. though ironically both have done dodgy things when it comes to electronic media distribution 🤣
Yeah, people really need to learn about subsidiary
To a degree, sure, but if a company is sharded off into several different ones that doesn't always mean they are actually separate in their behaviors.
Also if a company wants to truly claim to be independent of the parent, then they should be separate, name and everything.
If someone calls a business "Barrys Bricks", and then a subsidary is spun off, "Barrys Flooring", when Barry's Bricks does something stupid, it's going to poison all associated brands
So I have little sympathy for Sony Music when they get lumped in with Sony Entertainment's stupid video game publishing decisions, along with Sony's hardware division taking a hit because the associated parent acted in bad faith, tarnishing the brand as a whole
I admit my view on these things is a little more .. simplistic than the real world can be, but it's not my job as a consumer to have to play the shell game of working out who is and isn't poison under a particular umbrella.
Sadly since it seems like 8 companies own 95% of the world it's hard to do anyway, so I just do it in my own simplistic way
For me the concept is similar to family, your parents are your parents, you is you
If you tainted the family name then you get disowned 😂
I totally get where you're coming from, don't get me wrong!
The only issue is that analogy only works when you have a functional family 🤣 ❤️
Goodnight everyone, I hope you all have a good day, afternoon or good rest ❤️
Not going to lie, this makes me want to go get that banana game and just put an auto clicker on my comp.
Come home from work, see how many of those things it collected, sell them all, use the money to buy steam games.
I think you don't even need to click, just leave it open
the rewards are based on time
isnt based on clicks
ya can click once and get a banana, then your next one will be in 3hours
No one is gonna buy them
I'm gonna try it out for like a week for science
I await your results
It's an NFT, I'll sell them to my cousin and just pretend I have become enlightened by how valuable keeping NFTs are >.>
I doubt your cousin will be dumb enough to buy it from you
🤔 He bought one that he doesn't even know what it looks like and is not allowed to look at it bc it could breach the security of it.
doubt
It was what he told me when trying to convince me to invest with him.
He was asking me if I could get him a job some months later
I wanted to ask if it was related xD
Idk why, but he went hard into NFTs. No idea if he is still hard into them or not. So in my mind, and for the joke, he'll buy my bananas!
I can't wait for tomorrow
Oh well, apparently 10 year old boxes in CS:GO are worth a fortune now
stuff that used to fill my inventory a decade ago is now worth 70 cent to 3 bucks a piece wtf
I should have hodld
Hi chat
No
Bye chat
Hi there
Possibly
RIP Palbox 
Funny thing - my brother tried to get me to put in a good word for a workmate of his when he was telling him about my job and how much it pays. I asked my brother what his skillsets were, and he mentioned that dude was heavily invested in crypto and NFTs while working at panera.
I said "HARD no" 💀
We have a referral program at my work and people ask me why I won't refer the people I send our job website too. I explain to them that I have to put my name on that referral vouching for these people, I'm not doing that in hopes for an extra paycheck that might not come
That's understandable as well. You also wouldn't want your name on said vouching if said person doesn't turn out to be a great asset
Exactly!
I just found a giant black and yellow grasshopper o.o
Where I work we get a $1000 bonus check for referring someone to work there. I've actually seen it once so far, dude that got referred was sent home yesterday for getting physical with our machinist lmao
I've been told extra paycheck, what we've been sent out says $500 and $1000 depending on if they stay long enough.
I'm gonna guess it's like a 90 day period. That seems to be the standard
Also MAL I have news
Extra extra read all about it
O.o??
I recently put in an offer for a house and am in contract now. I'll be attending the inspection tomorrow morning
RI Palbox
Looks kinda like RL Stine
Hopefully, gone are the days where I carry groceries up 4 flights of stairs
Make sure they do the inspection. Some just walk through
That is why I'll be there lmao
Make sure it stays honest and the job actually gets done.
I hope he is!
You didn’t go with a realtor referred inspector, I hope
They like people that makes the transaction go smoothly.
Plot twist cynic is the inspector
I want to show you the booth but I’m not allowed as BitSummit hasn’t technically started yet. Today is just the closed business day.
I can show you this at least. Top sponsor babyyyyyyyyyyyy
Pocketpair moar like Deeppockets
That's some great news, congratulations! 
It must feel really cool to see your company up on the big picture like that
Congrats Bucky
Trust me - I'll be running my own deep inspection of the place while they do theirs 

I apologize for the late response, I went for a walk and am now making dinner
I’ve gotten weeks later response’s before … your fine
I normally do
I hate accidentally ignoring people
Hey Cynic
Evening Azzy, how's it going?
I didn’t think I was ignored lol your good man
I LOVE ignoring people that’s why I never do it
Thankya thankya
I’m a masochist
Add pineapple
To really piss off Italians and pizza lovers
While pineapple is pretty good on pizza, it wouldn't be good here
Oh damn
Pineapple on pizza has to be done correctly
That looks so good …..
All good, about to have dinner. You?
Made with real Chillet

Nooo don’t eat chilly
chillet as a pizza topping
In the process of making mine
Honestly Chillet would probably taste like a gamey chicken
Don’t say such things….
I'm just saying 😂
The meat would be incredibly lean
I'm making pizza bread, pop in here and see, "Chillet as a pizza topping"
Stop watching me!!
Probably best prepped in a slow cooker after marinating overnight
Smoked Chillet
That's what I did for the chicken for the quesadillas yesterday
I actually got two whole chickens on clearance today, was pretty happy
They were 65% off. Immediately in the freezer
I got two whole chickens today to but i just threw a sphere at them
I am jealous o.o
Store said they were on sale and when I went they were not x.x
I have been spending a Saturday slow roasting them in the oven for about 10 hours to also make broth. Then making meals out of them throughout the week when I am able to get them
I’m gonna be making chicken soup
Nah tasty
I saw
I rarely have it
bring it back
Ha
Want me to make you more jealous? I got a crockpot today as well for $70 off
Gg
Sounds pretty good!
Directions to the pineapple pizza lover.
Noooo I would never
I would be, but I got my slowcooker for $20 and the price of the exact same one is like $90 now for some dumb reason xD
Dayum. Honestly the slow cooker I got can be used as a slow cooker, a steamer, a cast iron skillet, a breadmaker, a Dutch oven, and the pot is oven safe as well. It's pretty neat, normally $120. But it was placed on a shelf that was supposed to have something else that was half off. The store honored it anyway cuz I had picture proof 😂
Somebody's mistake saved me $70
Why not? it's "far too delicious"
I'll make chicken sometime later this week. You can do so many things with a whole chicken. It's like a months worth of food
I'm having borgars tomorrow
The patties are ready, just need to buy bread
Mozzarina cheese burger
Bubgers are good too
I don’t love it but I’d eat it
pizza is pizza.
unless you put candycorn on pizza... then you deserve the death penalty
Like I said, it's gotta be done right. Soggy pineapple pizza 👎. Pineapple pizza well prepped with a good balance of savory and sweet 👍
I can has
Another random meme I found in discord servers.
If you know the original video or creator say it in the comments and I will pin you.
The song is Le Festin from Ratatouille.
I want the Babish Culinary Universe to make real life food of palworld 
Yes 
This is sin
Give me enough time and kitchen space and I'll figure it out 

🫓
Indeed
Might be appropriate posts for the fanart channel lmao
@icy yoke post post post post post post GET HUNGRY GET HUNGRY GET HUNGRY
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/527354023171588112/1263660774623023134/PXL_20240719_005619978.jpg?ex=669b0b4e&is=6699b9ce&hm=de148faf97333582570a36bf7e1cbd9411987907f6a5df7a2e79f0b89b5fbdc5&
AAAUUUUUGHHH
Anyone else here who happens to see - pizza chili 
Hey man, you asked for it
I didn’t even eat dinner 
You clearly never tired it before
Maniacal laughter
Pizza chillet 
🫳

🍕
You know what? I think that's a good idea. I'll look into making the Palworld food dishes after I move. I think it would be fun 
I'll even post the recipes and cooking instructions for people to recreate it
Palapagos Meshi
Bruh 😂




Unrelated
That's pretty sick looking
Also that emoji reaction is sending me 💀
Always take pics of the prices o.o Prove they messed up!
That's why I got it for $70 off 😂
I left a happy man
Bought some bread that was buy one get one once. Noticed on the receipt it didn't come off and went to customer service. The girl told me to wait a second as she went to check. She told me I was mistaken. My partner messaged me that he watched her rip the sticker off. She asked me if there was anything else and I told her, "yeah, refund since you ripped the sticker off."
I'd be pissed lmfao
I now always take a picture of the stickers >.>
You do know Mammorest steak is just a huge chunk of wagyu, right? That's gonna be a costly recreation
I was. The manager got onto her for it bc I used to work there and it got back to him what happened after some of the cashiers asked why I disliked her so much.
Yeah, I'm aware x.x
You could make do by down-scaling it though. Maybe plate it on a small plate to sell the look. It doesn't have to be big
Some of these dishes are for sure going to be expensive/time-consuming. This is why I am reserving the project for after I move and am in the process of getting my money back up. Can't afford to drop hella dollars on food projects. 😅
True
Vegan meat
ive got my big stack of eeveelution plushies next to me while i play palworld
maybe one day ill have a big stack of pal plushies......
(December)
Every man can’t live without their yellow pillow
The existence of ||dumud chowder|| means it would probably be a fish with more firm meat (spoilered because new food thing I think) 🤔
I will never cook the culinary disgrace and bodily poison known as "vegan meat"
Sharkfin? Manta? Tuna?
For broncherry, I keep thinking a berry soaked pork
I’m not talking like a channel cat but like a wels or red tail cat they are massive and realistic could be compared to a dumud
Where ever that is, catfish eat you!
Wels cat is mainly European I think
If we're being honest Dumud does resemble a cat pretty closely, especially since iirc, certain catfish will bury themselves in mud and hibernate at the onset of a dry season
Sometimes I enjoy reading the ending movie credits, guys name, "Brutus Beefcake" xD
Honestly dumud is probably based more off the red tail catfish found in the amazon
The wels cat can be very very long and besides the face and size it doesn’t look as much compared to the red tail
noo i mean even more than those too...
Aggretsuko gif! Cynic happy
I can even hear the monotone laugh in the back of my head
same 
Also I'll say it without shame, but Washimi was easily the baddest bitch in the whole show
😂
it reminds me a specific vtuber 
Dare I ask?
~~trying to find, i forgor her name
~~
Kira Hishotori
I see! I can see the comparison; she's cute

Never been big into vtubers myself honestly
i used to watch some when i had more time and a better pc
this one lags even on watching twitch
i almost becomed one too 
I feel like that would be cool and a pain at the same time
I see! Maybe I'll check em out one day. For now, I remain sad that the relationship combo of hot office lady and handyman doesn't usually work out in real life 😔
Just break something and offer to fix it
It is time
To see
If my meme
Will be removed
That's some good thinking
KOBE

Maybe start a side hustle and go to businesses to repair stuff
Hmm 🤔
Be an independent contractor kinda guy
Definitely have the skillsets and understanding for it
Fix the hot lady stuff for free and the rest pay
Just work for your local government then
"I'm only doing this because she asked me to" 💀
Nah it wouldn't be exclusive to repairs, it'd be stuff like remodeling too. Something I'll get practice with when I get this new house
they do that
My town's Electric Grid has existed since the Bronze Age.
We need to call Greece to get a proper expert Trojan Electrician.
Well then the hot office lady and the handyman will never be
Ea Nasir must've built it if it always breaks down
Well remodeling typically requires a longer presence and more work, so it's more likely to be that way
If she finds it cool enough, I'll explain what I'm doing
Bring my own music and liven up the place a little bit
You just gotta show up with a hard hat some abs a sledgehammer and maybe a tool belt and she will be interested
Nah, I'd gotta carry a drift pin and a crow's foot. Nobody really knows what those are or what they're for 😂
Well iv certainly never seen a pin drift but I’ve seen crows feet before
Drift pins are one of my best friends at work. Them and come-alongs
Ayyy
I never get to go to these things
Where even is bitsummit?
No idea
somewhere in japan
Hopefully it's a good time for em anyway 
Bucky! If you're here and you can see this, please pass on a hello from the discord community to the folks who pass by? 
“You gotta treat a car like you treat a woman”-Keven 11
Good morning everyone, hope you all have a good morning/afternoon or sleep when you turn in 💖🥰
morning? its 10:18 pm, think you should get your timezone fixed (this is a joke)
10:18pm? What side of the universe are you smocking man it's 07:23am? Like wake up you banana
It's time for school
smh
02:25am here btw 
My soul why is that so cute 🥺🥰
i got a ping for off topic but... i can't find it maybe deleted
FYI Y'all.
If you're seeing the useless news articles about a global "IT OUTAGE" with no other actually useful info, here's something actually actionable.
The issue has been caused by a security software update by a company called "CrowdStrike", which is leading to equipment having BSOD's and boot looping.
That's why the big names all at random like Microsoft, et al are affected, because they're using this tool / software.
It's not a global hack or anything daft.
||t h e g l o b a l h a c k i s s c h e d u l e d f o r n e x t w e e k||
so do we have a post showing the winning art?
found them manually. shroomer and a selyn battle
Boot Windows into Safe Mode or the Windows Recovery Environment
Navigate to the C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike directory
Locate the file matching “C-00000291*.sys”, and delete it.
Boot the host normally.
Does this mean they have to freaking boot into safe mode MANUALLY? If the company have like hundreds to thousands of computers affected by the bsod, they need to manually go to each computer and manually boot into safemode and delete that file and repeat it to every computer that the company have?
Yep, every impacted machine will have to either be manually fixed or have a replacement OS image pushed down to it because the device is stuck at a point well before it can get a fixed update
There might be some bare-metal servers that can get round it, but that's still going to require the fix to be deployed and babysat through
This is why stuff like viral outbreaks on companies take so long to resolve, because there's not a manual fix you can push out to all devices that'll guarantee resolution and de-infection, and unless you have a way to push out an OS image to each machine then each one's going to require manual intervention - then updating and so forth.
And that's assuming you can even trust the hardware isn't compromised by a bad BIOS / firmware payload persisting through wipes.
Updates like this from a "Trusted" provider hurt more as people gain confidence and eventually just go "Yeah roll it, it'll be fine OH GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING OFFLINE"
goddamn, i was wondering maybe tech companies have like pre boot environments that can remotely boot into safe mode then delete files lmao. Manually booting thousands of machines to safemode and deleting a file is gonna be hell, rip weekend lmao
Yep, a lot of the end user kit out there is just stock windows, and doesn't have any kind of pre-boot beyond the windows stock one, and the servers may have a pre-boot for the hosts they have, but if the pre-boot gets borked it's game over. 😄
chillet: a tall cute blue dinosaur noodle that throws up icicles from it's mouth and can spawn random icicles out of nowhere and injure you for some reason chillets are herbivores they eat plants i'm saying nonsense :)
this is why you turn off auto update for softwares lmao
Learned that the hard way recently with a Minecraft Java launcher update. It’s completely broken now and all I can do is wait until it’s (hopefully) fixed.
Bruh
that's why baggage and passenger systems are down too
planes cant take off
unless they're allowed to do it manually
So some idiot almost crashed the entire world
At least Discord still works.
From what I’m hearing that’s exactly what’s happening to get this fixed.
IT peeps fixing it one box at a time. 
Just because you said that, I'ma hack discord headquarters, and delete discord completely
maybe dont. between discord and X, its the only thing keeping the lunatics contained
And Meta
Morning
Morning
Morning y'all 
No
Random fun fact
A Superman movie is being recorded across the street from my trade school
The building they are recording at
Is the actual hall of justice, from the old comics
The artist for those comics, went into that building, and decided that building would be a great superhero hangout
My cat just missed the box....
Never in her life has she missed the box....
CrowdStrike, more like Bankruptcy
She's been cyberattacked too
Hi Mal, Cynic
How's it goin?
Oh sweet! I'm about to head out to the inspection myself. Got off work today in order to attend
A house I'm getting ready to purchase
Thank ya thank ya 
Cybersecurity company became the cybervillain
Morning all
What a wild day
started like a massive cyber attack, resulted to be a toddler that pressed the wrong button, and the whole world is struggling to stay alive cause of it
anyone know when the discord palworld collab ends?
And people wonder why I'm wary of pushing out patches immediately as soon as they're available, and like to let the rest of the world beta test this BS
So, seems like MS / Crowdstrike done a boo boo hours ago?
Yup
for the love of christ someone please tell me if official serves are still getting wiped and are full of hackers
There's a wipe scheduled for the end of the current month, we don't know if they'll be wiping after that
Yeah, the current "IT issues" is a company called Crowdstrike pushing a broken AV / malware config file basically wrecking Windows PC's, requiring manual intervention to resolve in most cases
No idea about hackers, I don't play officials but I heard it has improved
It's not a hacking incident, just Crowdstrike making a blunder.
I think they mean hackers on Palworld Official game servers. unrelated to the current shitshow events
Big publications still saying Microsoft is involved
to think people get paid to post the most absurd garbage
Big publications also call pistols and shotguns "Assault rifles"
Yes you can assault people with them
But by that logic a baguette is a weapon
Pulls out baseball bat I'll show you useless media fuckos assault style
I never catch a pal, then stand on the sphere until I saw on YouTube, but I was like oh it’s probably patched by now and I then I did it recently lol
Definitely still in
that's like GTA IV swings
Bucky said it’s working as intended. I couldn’t tell if it was a joke or not
I need to get back into playing this game. I wish I had friends to play with.(also one that don’t create weird characters.)
I thought restarting my world, but it’s honestly a boring journey to redo everything so I don’t know if I should go back and do my world where I had a lot of stuff and continue from it
new character, old world =p
I have restarted a world to try the new stuff. I raced my base to lvl 10, am catching everything I see jus tto get the base operational to a point, and plan to start up a base where needed. I'll then deconstruct the first base so I can build my actual base to really enjoy the new stuff.
The method is working pretty well for me so far. I am able to explore old things and new without feeling like I am stuck in a basic grind.
I did cause myself some basic grind by not unlocking a personal weapon until a higher level xD that was a dumb move.
Only restart if you really want to. There’s really no other reason to do so.
fired after only changing one line of code for optimisation
totally unjustified
#DO NOT UNCOMMENT THIS LINE
#CRITICALSetmode(crash) = on
Palworld has been watched on Twitch for over 78 million hours, making it the platform’s most popular release of 2024 (as of July 17) https://t.co/llv2lc6NJ3
Well done! Outplayed the titty streamers!
it only counts games; plus they could have been playing palworld too =p
Let music shape your world. @minecraft x Beats Solo 4. Available 7/18 at Apple.com, Target.com and EE.co.uk in the US and UK.
🎵: “Wake Up” by Imagine Dragons
#minecraft #beatssolo4 #solo4
Look back in, see this, I am now just picturing a streaming war of titty streamers trying to pretend they have the best Lovander content and costumes.

Let's be real, they're probably more likely to cosplay Katress
They’ll play whatever makes more money.
Housing inspection complete 
How did it go? O.o
Went pretty great. Guy had a similar background to the one I have. Certified electrician, HVAC, home inspector
Maintenance ?
Y'all inspected instead of chatted? :p
Yes 😂 While our backgrounds are very similar, we still did the job
We went everywhere. Roof, attics, all the rooms. There are a few things to be repaired, but nothing major. Some rotting trim, some water lines near the water heater need to be directed away and secured. Pointy screws in the breaker box need removed. A few bad thermal seals, and the deck's edges sag and aren't very secure.
Most of that I'll be able to fix on my own
Roof access means I'll be able to decorate the hell outta my house for Christmas
I ended up helping the dude with ladders since he tried to climb to the roof on one with one in his arm. I was like "man gimme that thing" lmfao
Sounds really good tbh
Sounds like just some general maintenance and nothing major
Honestly, yeah. I've heard stories, and that's really good in terms of things that need attention. Most of that is easy to fix
Go for maintenance 🛠️
Every house needs something but at least it’s not like mold or leaks or EOS hvac or “hey needs a new roof stat” sort of deal.
||But just keep a straight face throughout the process||
When I move into a new house, I want to get the HVAC ducts cleaned out. Mainly just to see if it truly makes a difference. I have been wanting to try it on my house, it is just so expensive to have them come in x.x adding it to a mortgage payment wouldn't be too big of a hit.
I hate games that start with music blasting, thank you for reading this message
I hate games that have a music setting and that's not all music ingame, thank you for reading this message
Specially, particularly when it's loading screen music and it's not included in the "music" section, I spit on dem
You're welcome 
||As an individual who has a lot of trouble expressing emotion, a straight face is my default||
I hate games that throw you into a tutorial before giving you a chance to invert mouse.
I hate when you have to sit through a long loading screen that blasts you with music, you finally get to the menu, you fix it, next time you load the game, you find that load screen music wasn't included in the "music" setting -.-"
||yes, I did just rewrite what was said, but that was bc I had a particular game in mind and couldn't help it||
Best part about games, when they glitch during the tutorial and you're forced to go through it twice even tho you don't need a tutorial
that's the type of material epic is gifting
And yeah, there's no option to mute the launch music, shortscene music, there's no way to stop the music in this game, the music option works for nothing
Nice photoshop 😂
Here's a short video to explain what happened..
I'm waiting for my letter of dismissal. #Crowdstrike
Here's a short video to explain what happened..
I'm waiting for my letter of dismissal. #Crowdstrike

Not quite yet. Appraisal has to come back first and inspection results gotta be delivered and stuff
Indeed. The place was by and large pretty well-maintained
Nice
I definitely do not think it's going to appraise for as much as we're under contract for though. It'll likely be pretty well below because of the amount of updating that needs to happen. If these guys weren't under a contract where buying their next house is contingent on them selling this one, that could cause the deal to fall through. If this deal does fall through, then they're in a bad situation where they could lose both houses. But right now I have them by the nuts and either way I win. Either it appraises higher and I have instant equity in the place, or it appraises lower and I have a cheaper monthly payment 😂
I see, things are much more simple here
I thought about getting into real estate. It seems easy enough to understand once you've been through the process a few times. Maybe even home inspection, as it's more my line of work and pays decent as well
Just don't be evil
Omg o.o I just thought of the best thing to sell at work
"Knock on Wood"
Just get some cheap wood, decorate it slightly, and sell it for like $10 and call it "Knock on Wood"....
For people to hang and have something to knock on when they say something they shouldn't
What

People often say "knock on wood" when referring to warding off bad luck.
So, you buy a cheap cut of wood, decorate it cheaply, sell it for like $10 and literally call it, "Knock on Wood." Cheaper office desks aren't wood. It gives people wood to knock on xD
I think it is stupidily gimmicky enough to sell 🤔
We get a bit evil in this mf

Honestly it isn't the job of the inspector to point out safety issues either. Just major defects that could present problems for the house. It's why my family's house cleared inspection in spite of the electrical circuitry having a bunch of corners cut and whatnot.
I see
That's more the homeowner's concern and the buyer's discretion. The inspector is supposed to point out major defects that could make the entire house unlivable or dangerous (i.e. mold, leaky roof, faulty wiring, wood rot/termites)
Dude I worked with was pretty thorough
That's good then
All houses are made out of brick, cement and steel
Here
So, mold isn't an issue, nor is wood rot or termites
If you manage a design that people can recognize you could have the opportunity to create a new good luck sign
US made, good luck, anti anxiety, chromosome adjusting piece of knock on wood
I can help you with distribution in the EU, hit me up
no cap you'd need a 3d machine for wood, make some small trinkets, good business
XD
3D machines, become the factory
make your home the dream of Ford
everytime I visit my brother it's like I'm walking into a sweatshop instead of a living space
did the art contest just end or did they select winners early for aome reason
i thought that was happening on the 30th
It ended
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
The winners #palworld-general message
........................
where was the original announcement again
i am the stupid
MAN
i would have finished it on time if i remembered
the grand disappointment
guess i might be able to save it for the next one
PSA: Reminder that since CS2 launched all CS:GO cases have seriously increased value
no joke someone that played since CSGO launched and didn't sell anything, they netted around 1k
It's fake Kyran
Flibustier is the founder of Nordpresse, a site halfway between a parody newspaper and a fake news factory.
Why do you think I’m laughing? 
Guys don't submit anymore, event already ended and Bucky is at bitsubmit so he can't lock the channel
Just post in #fan-art-ファンアート instead
I saw the emote but can't see what is it so I ignored it LUL
It came up for wheeze but if you’re not familiar with the helldiver emotes, I suppose it is rather busy. 
kiss me on the lips
thats hot
On facebook I’m only friends with family, and usually when I post stuff people likes it but I updated my banner to asexual straight flag and only my grandma liked it
none of that matters get ready for dragon ball sparking zero it's gonna be something that'll change your spirit

I still need to watch the ones with the gods
Beerus themed rat too? The opposite way so they can have little stand off like in the movie.


Ello
That cat is having a seizure and that makes me sad 😔
Same :/
I dont have family
World computing infrastructure exploded :(
Only a little bit
Corporate IT that relied on CrowdStrike to manage windows machines but yeah...rough day for IT departments everywhere
(My little consultant place I work at is fine but some of our clients are dealing with it)
Yeah, it's been a .. day for IT techs globally, even if their own networks are intact, the ones they rely on likely took a kicking
Yup, I heard Airlines and Finances got hit particularly hard
Airlines, Finance, Healthcare, Emergency services.. it wrecked a lot
Ouch!
At he end of all of this if I were in those organizations IT departments I'd probably update our internal DRP for widespread update failures, Especially if you got remote workers.
(DRP = Disaster Recovery Plan, mostly for natural disasters or other big network/IT failure events): https://www.ready.gov/business/emergency-plans/recovery-plan
IT Recovery IT Disaster Recovery Plan Data Backup Data Backup Plan Resources
Rip CrowdStrike 😂
Also, there is a very old meme of this exact thing happening
In a similar fashion
Most orgs should have this as part of their Disaster plan, outages and loss of service generally cover it generally, and at a push a site destruction plan can be triggered if you have nothing else, as frankly the impacted kit is basically destroyed until fixed at that point
I joined a server and I'm debating to leave it cuz they Blacklist the word femboy and annoys me that they claim to be accepting of everyone
Perhaps it's blacklisted because it's been abused or overused, or not appropriate for the server and seen as derogatory?
Also perhaps consider why the word being blocked is so offensive to you to want to leave
it has been blacklisted because it has been used a slang against transgender but at the same time I have been called gay or queer for just being furry and im not asking for it to be blacklisted
the staff are too lazy to keep eye on Chat to just make sure anyone don't misuse the word
Staff do have lives outside of servers. Sometimes things have to be put on a blacklist so staff don't have to take away from their lives.
and banding a word that describes a entire Community is not the answer
yeah, sounds like internet this days
Why does one need to be defined by a single word?
how do you think people will feel if a server banned the word gay and queer cuz they've been misused
that word is used by the community itself
It is if it's constantly misused however, if I was moderating and someone is constantly having to take moderation actions for things being said, at some point it becomes burdonsome
I dont know how you made an anti question but you did
Especially for unpaid moderation
can I have pic perms
Not here, no-one has them
oh alright
people just use loopholes in the system to post photos
Other channels have it, Off topic doesn't as people abused it
I will bow out of this argument. I'll end up escalating if I stay in it.
Only if I get a cookie
(/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧
I keep overloading the panel!
Stop overloading it then.
Simples.
Sure you can have all the cookies you want
Working on it, it's overloaded by 3 amps o.o
Just a measly 3....
3 Amps is still enough to start a fire to be fair
Try disconnecting the Disco and Rave Lights, that might free some up
I left it and put, "maybe we can remove a fan"
the 350 amp one...
This picture makes me want one of those robots with the extendo arm....
I know what will happen if I use those items, but man do I want to try them anyways xD

Is this what is called a Hillbilly Fix?
I mean you'll definitely know if you overload the 350 amp one...
🫴 🍪
Yoooo anyone got one of those Crowdstrike updates? I wanna skip work next week
Just delete System32, it'll have about the same impact 😄

Crowdstrike should become a household name like the Fire Nation
Freaking Mutahar is confusing Cloudstrike with Crowdstrike and it made me misstype it
He actually typed Cloudstrike, is it Cloudstrike?
Yes, CloudStrike. not Cloud Strife https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Cloud_Strife.png
nvm he showed the Crowdstrike page while calling it Cloudstrike
just Mutahar being a huge derp
To be fair I keep mistyping it, given I only really knew much about them as of today
Imagine if someone managed something like this maliciously
We're so absurdly fragile
This is the scenario your IT Team warns you about when you say "Oh let's just be more agile, let's move fast and break things"
Pushing an update on a thursday night, was it a rushed update being pushed at that time? FOR SURE
Every tech who's pushed a "Let's let 24/48 hours pass before pulling a patch" is crowing right now
I bet the IT guys were told, Don't push the update on Friday
and they were like, but we need the time
And that's history
I avoid patching on Fridays specifically because if something breaks badly, it's going to ruin my weekend
I mean this is kinda similar
Yep, I push for trying to avoid same day patches unless it's critical, and never to all systems at once
saw a boss being forced to come back in an hours time to work from his vacations in Paris
Ooof
Everyone will remember
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2024/7/19/82cc012a-4c39-46e1-aa2e-36b49591bbf8.jpg
Oh this is hilarious,
Mercedes F1 team battle with IT outage – in Crowdstrike T-shirts
Crowdstrike merch right now is worth GOLD
those shirts are worth thousands
or will be, when it dies in flames
Assuming the PSN network's up 😄
we dont need the network for these goldies
Apparently a celebrity from Spain posted a Tweet about his girlfriend being arrested in Thailand, publications went with it, grew on the idea, hours later he posted a video explaining how that was all fake and nobody even bothered to call him to check if it was real or not before they ran with the new
Normal
Quick tutorial on how to win the Journalistic integrity award without being a journalist or even doing any work
Like when Ligma and Johnson got fired from Twitter.
People with painfully obviously fake names and stories make national news all over the place.
Goodnight everyone, I hope you all have a good day, afternoon or good rest ❤️
There was that time that news channel released a story from the onion with the "released names" of the passengers on a Chinese airline that had crashed.
They read A LOT of those fake names outloud on live news before someone realized what they did.
They were the obvious things too, like, "Sum Ting Wong"
Hoo Lee Fuk
Sum Tin Wong, Ban Wak Ow or something were'nt they?>
- Cpt. Sum Ting Wong
- Wi Tu Lo
- Ho Lee Fuk
- Bang Ding Ow
So Y2K is real now huh
I don’t understand how this game still crashes on Xbox S. We quit playing months ago because the crashing multiplayer and came back to give it another try. Of course it’s still crashing every 15-20 mins.
Series S or One S? Though probably suited for #palworld-xbox
i readed that nickname so wrong...
About 2 more hours until I get to go roller skating 🤩
I'm so excited
It's been so long since I last went roller skating
I hope I don't fall flat on my face 🤣
Which one
Stocks going downhill apparently
SPX and NVDA have a huge bearish divergence
AAPL tho seems stronk
Does anyone know who made this animation
https://youtu.be/zz-GxgfUaGU?si=ZT-3gNVTchQVTeHF
I asked for a harem...
but not like this!
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The day mission control went crazy 🙏

im going to clean my mouse , hes double clicking
