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Unfunny, did not laugh
Yeah just 30 more shifts at work 💀
Nah bruh I'd be out in a heartbeat 😂
I would but I still gotta pay two more rents so yanno I’m kinda stuck in the cesspit
Awwww
Well hopefully those go by real quick
Also am green now 
I’m not trolling, I just think I’m into no being treated good ig
I’m one good crime away 😂 rob a nice little bank for 3k and I can finally relax
Well without the police on you 😂
I mean… what bank is going to notice 3k?
They count and pinch pennies, you tell me 😂
There are many ways to make money not so legally without having to rob a bank but this ain’t the place for that
Drat, you’re right. Gonna sell one for
One toe
I obviously neither condone nor encourage the committing of any crimes
Please do not ruin your life
Can I call dibs on cynic
Yeah I won’t say more, lets keep it legal pls
He's trying, and failing
And borderline sexual harassment
I mean…. A kidney sells for like more than 3k
Lil weird
I only tried like twice ish but I’ll stop 🛑
Didn’t someone sell theirs for an iPhone a while ago ?
I don’t need an iPhone
Finally someone says it
If I was gonna sell a kidney, I’d want the cash for it at least, not a shiny phone
One singular toe
Yep just one
You can sell pieces of clothing/ hair/ talk to people for money like epal etc
That just feels weird idk why
Don't do this
Because it is weird
Someone just has my hair
I know girl-friends whom make 1,000 plus a month with epal by just talking to people
If someone has an interest in buying human hair and they're not a barber shop or a wig making company... I wouldn't be within 500 miles of this person
Don’t have to, just take the money and run 🏃♂️
Yeah but then they have my actual dna
They make that kind of money off of it because guys in my generation and after are lonely and desperate
I’ll just hand write compliments for said lonely men for $2 each
See? There is clearly a market out there
A stupid one, but a market nonetheless
Can I be the first one
Sure
Not that I’m one of them
Least it’s not my dna
Phasmophobiamaxxing
Im half joking, i wouldn’t go that low here. Im trying to maintain my reputation
What about a uphone
Ta da
An Usphone
Wephone
You take PayPal ?
Haha I’m only kidding it’s okay
Compliments cost nothing, same as kindness
It’s on the house
- Egg, who didn't realize bro was serious
I thought it was a bit
But if a compliment makes someone happy then it’s lovely all the same
Better than $2

Gonna start doing random tickets of kindness in my downtime just spam up off topic when people are being mean about themselves
Pffft I was clearly just joking hahaha. It was a joke, a bit yeah. Who in their right mind send 2 dollars for that??? Like she didn’t even add me name uwu
Not that it would change anything cuz it was clearly a joke
It’s okay, I really don’t need to be paid for kindness if it brightened your day by like 0.0001% then that’s enough
The more you say it's a joke, the less I believe you 😂
Look bro just let me be okay? 😭
who is this and why does he look familiar
King of Queens guy
He from a Disney show
Gonna make happy compliment s’mores
Emotes not s’mores
🤣
I'll smake s'mores as a treat one day
Yis do it

ohhhh that guy

I sent my gecko to her new home yesterday

Im too old can someone explain the fish meme?
Oh yeah? Hopefully she's in a good home now
Reddit ain’t helping
Yeah the gent seemed really lovely I’m just sad I had her since she was a tiny thing
Also why does my toothpaste say gluten free????
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It wasn’t gluten free before? Gluten bad???
Ah now I still don’t get it but thank you
So i've had my pc on for 2 days straight running palworld. the oil rig hasn't had a chest respawn
You need three days
A lot of people are going gluten free bc it is trendy, not bc they have a gluten allergy. Many products will put "gluten free" to make it easier for people with a gluten allergy, but majority of products have it on there bc of the trend and so they can claim they are "inclusive"
I thought it was only important for food tho not toothpaste
I want someone to ask, does this have tons of Gluten?
I like my teeth gluten-y
You still ingest some of the toothepaste when you use it.
I’m doodling a lot of OCs 
I'm making a tabletop one shot and realizing jus thow much I hate using a computer for it xD
OC stands for Orca Credentials.
FACT
Thank you
If I were to be reincarnated I’d be a killer whale , they so beautiful
I got a cute guy called Jasper and I’m about to do a crazy lady called Marl from a roleplay I’m in
Having the best time honestly
Smart af too
Apex Predators
Well not that smart if they going extinct but yeah I get you
James bond villains
That's definitely not their fault lmfao
Blame countries that continue whaling 🤷♀️
Can I get some?
There aren't many creatures that can outsmart human beings 😬
They are incredibly smart. Do love orcas
Nice! I need to draw more, myself
Guys, the official servers will wipe again?
We don't know
I think they already have. It's currently July 1st in Japan and that was the next scheduled wipe
They have not announced another one yet, to my knowledge
It's a lovely day outside, time to go walk 
looks out the window at the storm
If you say so xD
... there is a storm out my window to
I need my Anubis farm going, so I can sell them for ingots
I return from my walk
I am mad jealous that everybody else has stormy weather 
But we had ours yesterday. Actually did have to wear a radio for a little bit because of the severity. There was a slight chance for tornadoes to happen; it was pretty neat 
It has been stormy all day here too -flops over-
Send me your thunder!
no my thunder
Tell thor to go to horny jail
I just came back from a small hiatus on Discord, and a bunch of fishy business seems to have happened very recently.
Whaddaya mean?
Wooo Craftopia fish fillet react
Sorry I love the fish reactions
More brain damage.
Sure, it’s a live service game but they aren’t collecting subscription fees.
They shouldn’t have denied super earth citizens from reproduction they shot themselves in the foot
now super earth will fall
Fertility decline
How can to fight if you have no one to train after the first person dies
Knowing how humans can go from just saying hi to something that can result into a child extremely fast the form is funny because it implies that the two hot lovers have to go wait we need to fill out paperwork then we can continue
What going on in the official Xbox server !
.
?*been 6 hrs that I’m trying to join
Why dose it say the official servers will wipe on 7/31? They said 7/1 would be the last wipe for official in a announcement before.
That’s part of the humor. It’s not terribly enticing ti be in the heat of the moment and then be like “stop right there, let me sign up for this permit.”
I recall that. It was suggested they may be able to move forward without having to wipe.
Now the server message says July 31, but it may be extended depending on how things go.
Dose anyone knows what’s going on with the servers?
two of the people there i dont know and another i knew a few months ago
discord??????
Oh yeah
it pulls activity from anyone you've DMed
I have no history with eeg
in that case it just pulls from people you interact with in general? idk
unless someone seizes control of Discord HQ, it's likely that in the near future this server will display an activity tab
it has some sorta algorithm just don't know the exact details
You will probably be able to see who was playing palworld most recently
Unless admins can disable that, in which case they most likely will
I cite palworld specifically because the number of collective hours this server will log on palworld will be off the charts
ye
probably there because of blender hell
another is because i reacted to some posts in #fan-art-ファンアート
discord constantly coming out with features maybe 2 people will use:
Palworld official should really shorten the eggs timer for a rare egg it would take you 16 hours
That is absurd
make ur own dang server then!!!
No
darn
if you can get an Oracle Cloud goin' i can show ya how i set up my Palworld server, its pretty neat

chillet should be pocketpair's mascot
Bucky
Bucky the Chillet rider 
Honestly i think Cattiva, Grizzbolt, Relaxarus, and Frog With a Stick fit more with the Palworld vibe: Fucking Unhinged
updated to... what?
i feel they keep the banner relevant to what the game's current title screen looks like... althought i wouldn'[t mind if they also made the titlescreen themed to the current update
Well, there is something to celebrate with the release of the main update.
ye!
democratic votes.
Nah actually I gotta say Relaxasaurus is a much better fit
Chillet can be like Pikachu
Not actually on the cover art or specifically important in the games but literally unavoidable in merchandise and social media promotional material
Cattiva is really enthusiastic
Depresso is all about technique
Worth noting that he only hits the rock once during that gif
ye
Just a question, do schematics for the Gatling gun exist?
Because I haven’t found any from dungeon chests yet
Start of the retail job vs 6 months in.
Whats the best way of getting dog coin? Is it with ruins / metal junk?
I think it’s killing or capturing mimogs
Unfortunately butchering them won’t work so you just gotta find them in the wild and take them out
Ah ok.
I found some in like trash / metal ruins though.
and some off those human enemies
Yeah there are multiple ways to get them but I think mimogs give the most and are always guaranteed, but I could be wrong
Walking into the summer sale like I'm gonna buy half the store
https://imgur.com/a/1b44S9J this is messed up
7 DLC per game on average on the games I have in my library, wtf.

I already own like 2 DLC per game and I need 3 times that to have the full experience
There's no debate about there being 2 classes of gamers nowadays, free to play players that can't afford every DLC and the privileged that are okay with 80 bucks games and 7 DLC
theres also the games with 40+ DLC , im looking at you city skylines,payday2 and train sim
CK3, released 4 years ago, already worth 150 bucks if you want all DLC, still half the game CK2 was, will be worth double once it reaches the same amount of content
I hate when you play a game and beat it, to have loose ends....
Then a dlc comes out that you have to pay for that covers those lose ends -.-"
If I have to buy a dlc to finish a main story of a game, then your game is crap in my eyes
"It's completely OPTIONAL"
Honestly screw people that say DLC are optional
80% of DLC are never optional
You want to release dlc that ADDS to the story, I am all for it. I do not have to buy these in order to have enjoyed the game. I can buy them to re-enjoy the game.
ill just watch a streamer buy and play through that DLC
Even for flavor if the game was Workshop support you will get a ton of flavor in most games
Extra campaigns? Workshop
Why do you charge me for something a modder does for free
DLC are always crap if they're not cosmetic
If there's content 50/50 chances that content could be done by a modder, probably of a higher quality.
If there's new mechanics then it's not an optional DLC, and should have been there on release or for free in an update
Give me your game and let the community expand it
whomever designed the "glass house" parts needs to be fired
this is an atrocity. an affront to god himself
lmao
Who wants to buy a DLC with mixed or mostly negative reviews anyway, most DLC are like that
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isn't it kinda funny that Spanish tv has been calling for the longest time Kharkiv as Kharkov which is in Russian
Someone really bright assured them it was correct or something and they keep calling Ukrainian cities with russian names🤣
because ukraine speaks both languages
I know but I think it's kinda ironic calling a Ukrainian city Russia is trying to take over in Russian, not Ukrainian, when they call themselves supporters of Ukraine
It's hugely ironic
Kinda too big to be true when you think about it
I didn't think it was true at first, I thought they were mentioning some other town or city, but I was wrong
whether we like it or not , seeing whats going on in the world, Russia\China is the next big thing, after it was USA/UK since ww2.
I didn't mean the convo to go there tbh, my bad
its ok , just my opinion of how the situation looks , this is not the right platform for political debates , just how I see things , i can be wrong
I'd rather everyone keeps that to PM, my bad
eitherways , channel name is offtopic , so lets let it pass 😄
yeah, it was a harmless language comment
I hope world finds peace one day
We better cause we have to share the riches of space
and bad people with infinite power is never good
world always been "finders keepers"
😄
hey , what would ya all think about possible future collabs?
Africa, South America and Middle East have nothing to do with Arctic deal , those who reside by the area made a deal. however space is for everyone 
what future collabs
What I mean by that is possible collabs with other games , considering there are none currently
I think it would be fun at least
lets first fix and keep bringing more content to palworld, before thinking of collabs i'd say

this new island expansion idea is amazing , they need to do it more frequent , not every 6 months , they need to realize that people are hungry for games so the pace of reaching end-game is very quick, so maybe every 3 months a new island with new pals, would be applausable
in 2 weeks time , people will finish the new content , in maximum total of 2 months , even breeding with best passives will be done by players.
what I see lately , as i have been a gamer since 2004, that nowadays people lose interest in games quickly after reaching endgame. especially plenty of game are out there. only maybe World of War Craft is keeping a somewhat steady daily player count
It takes a long time at our current scale to make all that
A sakurajima sized update in 3 months isn't very feasible unless we scale up more and more
Next pocketpair game wen
we appreciate the hard work, and that the expansion is free
Maybe later this year or early 2025
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Announced like, a year or so ago?
If you put a Wixen and Katress together it wipes the board with the explosion
Had a demo in the Steam fest
Oh hi bucky
also, a huge fun part of the game is the building and construction. I recommend plenty of such additions into the game
I mean i made burj khalifa with glass in the server am playing
Don't make me get the bat

Why you guys have a weird thought process? But eh ,Is not relevant anyway
It was a pre-emptive warning
dont you know?
the internet is very dangerous when it comes to fictional female characters
Yea but i mean , i'm not dumb ,the body Is probably dead.
I...
As Is mainly the hat being setient from the trailer.
🤦
You watched the trailer?.
I have, and I'm glad you missed the point, let's move on
rougelights is a meh for me 
the "before the sneeze" look
have you ever had that sneeze , that which your about to sneeze but then it stops?
terrible feeling
Pals with googly eyes when?
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I know some big game already did it I think
Saw a meme long ago.
It was called boobly eyes.
It was hilarious.
But question,Is Pocketpair Just the publisher?
watched trailer just to understand this convo >.>
Yes and no
Frontside is a 3 man team inside of Pocketpair that just make whatever they want 😄
So Is Just a indie studio insidie a indie studio?
basicaly
japan game awards huh, good luck. my japanese isnt good enough to follow sadly
What game awards?
Hello everyone
Morning
Ah i din't know It.
I probably Just returning working on my tokusastu based comic i'm drawing
Good morning
Yeah, only posted to JP because it's the Japan Game Awards
Maybe we'll post to EN when The Game Awards comes 😄
I wonder if we can vote for the Japanese game award even if we’re not from Japan?
Probably not
Probably but you'll have to navigate the site
It's a bit clunky tbh
Not very intuitive if you don't speak Japanese
Hmm
👀
Ain’t there browser setting to change the language to your language?
I thought it would be locked up
I don’t even know what the website is to even look up
優れたコンピュータエンターテインメントソフトウェア作品を選考し表彰する「日本ゲーム大賞2024」
7.19 out of 10
https://awards-cesa-or-jp.translate.goog/survey2024/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp ( Google Translate link)
優れたコンピュータエンターテインメントソフトウェア作品を選考し表彰する「日本ゲーム大賞2024」
one of the advantages of learning a new language; forbidden knowledge
You don’t need to fill the first one
LMAO
ah yes the 14 genders
Also, I need to type in a reason why I’m voting does it have to be in Japanese?
Wait how does the game awards works?
no idea, i was just gonna watch and nod along like i understand more than 10% of it
immersion is a pretty good way to learna language, but very overwhelming at first
The publisher bribes pays a fee for entry and their slop content is reviewed for it's eligability, and the highest paid voted publisher wins a glass or bronze statue
Is anyone here that can proofread my Japanese
You don't pay to enter either award shows 😄
It's voted by a fairly large panel
There are like 80+ people on it
Morning y'all, hope you guys are doing alright today 
I mean with all the Chaos then happened in early Access and the community becoming Active again
(Sorry, I wa just being a cynical butt there)
I think the game Will fall under radars for the awards
Palworld?
Of course
Early access games don't get nominated
No one actually thinks Palworld is going to TGA 😄
Cynical?!
The Japan awards though, I'd be surprised if we weren't nominated
The pool is smaller and Palworld is the biggest thing to come out of Japan this year in terms of raw numbers
TGA though, there won't be any mention.
Wait, for real? Congratulations, that's impressive 👀
One big W for indie. I mean Western AAA games Company are Just doing a hellish job.
I could be very wrong, admittedly I haven't checked the numbers in a while, but I don't think there is a single game in the world that outsold Palworld this year
AAA or Indie
(We still won't be at TGA though)
I mean ,you almost beaten pubg
They did for a little while I thought
Oh,i thought they were only arrived top 2?.
I’m stuck on step two where it’s asked me to pick a prize
After choosing one, it puts me back to step one
Does anyone know how to get past step two
Step two for what?
Voting for this game in the Japanese website
Ahhh, I'm not sure. I wasn't aware that there was a vote going on
I got lost in step 3
I've been at work 
I had to remove google translate or else the page wouldn't work
Good morning Cynic
Morning Azzy, how's it goin?
How do you get past step two
I wonder how It feel like game developing
Alot of headaches and sleepless nights
I clicked random checkboxes and it let me through
It's both great and also fucking hell
He keeps sending me back to one
All good, about to have breakfast
Time consuming, an art of its own
Nice!
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Oh, Okay,i am Just wondering now when we get a new trailer of nevergrave
I got to it and it was not that hard
I voted on the Japanese game award
I might vote on it when I get home later. I won't be staying over tonight cuz I gotta meet with someone to discuss buying a house 
I don't know when voting ends for this
:O found one you like?
Narrowed it down quite a bit. Hoping to be moved out before the end of this year 
Goodluck! Make sure it checks all the boxes
Hello
Happy Canada Day to all my fellow Canadians 🇨🇦

Oi server fixed yet?
Keep it in the Palworld channels please, you just asked this in https://discord.com/channels/505994577942151180/1196354102666465300
K


Regulating the topic of off topic is incredibly rich in irony
🫠
I suppose asking about server status would be on the topic of another channel, so yea it gets relegated over there
relaxaurus brained
Hello!
@snow thistle i dont have permissions to reply to the thread you made
its very much unfinished (about 512 frames left not including improvements to the existing 88, see image for the next frame https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/771947866453049354/1257347888816848916/L1psr5k.png?ex=668413f9&is=6682c279&hm=1312fbe10bc4508c413ce861200fa2de83ea36e45d15321cd2e55114980e6fd4&) but go ahead

What is this thread about? Lmao
Good morning bucky
Did this game die yet
No
Does it seem dead to you?
Do you just want it to die?
Games never die , feel like cod is more of a dying game if I ever had to think of one
Thats crazy
Frog with a stick
Frog near stick?
frog with stick
Oh lmao
ok it is time for precision guided munitions
Ah! Frog with stick!
No one has eaten the pear yet o.O
Need bigger pear
No-one's eating it as it's bitter and sour
||dead game||
The Pear joined like 7 months ago & has maybe four posts, it's like there is no pear 😆
🫳
🍐
🫴
Omg there is a pear!
🫳

🫴
Yeah I blew it up with my rocket launcher
What is this trickery
Behold: There is no pear
Omg it just scrolled up and disappeared into the text fml 😫
🫱

🫴
You MANIACS! you blew it up! Damn you all to hell!!!
Rip pear
Correction: Maniac SINGULAR
I work alone
Keep my circles small
Not my choice tho
People just can't stand being around me
😎
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I hate gravity
True but I was keeping close to the source material
Yeetus maximus
Damn you, damn you all to hell
Thank ya thank ya 
Hope you guys are doing alright today! It's gorgeous outside
Doing pretty well. Finally got my DSL cancelled. Karen was very pleasant to talk to (yes, I kept laughing at the fact she called herself Karen).
Got a $40 credit on my fiber internet account since she couldn't fix the scam on my DSL
Oh nice! Good thing you ended up getting that figured out 
I don't have a whole lot left in my day. Just the meeting with the realtor. The 4th looks like it's going to be rainy, so I'll probably be staying home
I've had fiber for almost a month now. Everyone kept telling me they couldn't find my DSL account, it didn't exist. She pulled it up first try....
Granted, the last guy I called, him not finding it was my fault. I mixed up part of the account number. Gave him the 4 digit account extension instead of the last 4 digits of the account number x.x
I put in vacation for the 5th. We get the 4th off and I decided I didn't want to be off on a Thursday and come in on a Friday and be off the weekend.
I'd like to go out and do something, just not exactlybsure as to what. We're not beach goers or partiers, so that removes 90% of the events near me.
I thought about it, but my lack of seniority kind of bumps me out of stuff like that. I'll be working on Friday
Plus I'd like to save my two vacation days for next year.
Memorial Day of next year should be a 3-day weekend, can combine that with vacation and get a full two weeks off
Then I'll still have 4 personal days left to use.
Not sure what I'll be doing. Depends on my situation
I do love the beach; might go to fort Morgan
I think my boss is happy I took it off. I think he is hoping majority of us take off (no pressure or anything, just a little hope) so he can take off and not have to monitor anything.
True haha. Plant shuts down on the 4th so we maintenance guys get paid hella money to just make sure nothing catches fire. No real work. Hell, can take naps if you really want 😂
While I don't really have any time off to use, I'm not going to work holidays this year. Maybe next year tho 🤔
I volunteered a few times to work holidays and then my boss told me, "you know you don't qualify for time and a half?" And I told him to remove my volunteer >.>
Damn 😂
We get paid triple time on holidays. Anyway, gotta get back to it. Take it easy 
I am happy I have a boss who told me that instead of throwing me under the bus and letting me find out the hard way xD
Have a good day
@snow thistle asmongold is seeing your post on X 😄

I don’t think it would be the first time.
hes not saying anything bad. He agrees with the post i believe
Yeah, usually it’s like “wow, a normal person on the internet!”
Normal what where
So which post are we talking about on Bucky's feed, since X is a nightmare to navigate?
Is it https://x.com/Bucky_cm/status/1807420087365951584
I hate that I have to use Google search to see the most recent tweets, Elon musk can go sit in a SpaceX fuel tank
There’s a couple, I bet.
And yeah if you don’t have an account you can’t browse posts anymore which is horrible. 😆
If it is that post then Bucky's 100% spot on with it
Love it
I still say they should just write a new algorithm from scratch if they’re serious about this speech nonsense.
Just burn it down to the ground, let's be honest
To be fair, people were horrible before robots
But the robots gave them a megaphone.
And the voices of reason get gagged.
Gotta understand what that does.
So I'm hearing kill all the meatbags

I’ll come work there
We have twitter for the same reason we have mental asylums. It became a problem when companies and designers starting taking what they read on twitter as real, sane feedback
If only the fediverse was coherent
I mean some days are like that, other days are like today 😅
Almost had to take a refusal
A refusal?
Yeee, I get to refuse overtime three times in a year. I prefer to save that kind of thing for a rainy day (something important comes up that I can't miss)
But triple time
Not today. Other days like today, you're digging car batteries out of a crusher because they overfilled it and snapped the coupling
I could do that. Throw me in
Legendary scene
how often do the metorite things happen
as in
minutes
what are we talking about right now
on the new island
there are like those things that drop from the sky
that can give u the cool new pal
I don't know, honestly, probably other places than offtopic have better answers
#palworld-general and #palworld-steam will be better clued in to answer your game related questions
Today I went to Walmart to put money on my card and I bought some dog food and the Pokémon cards when I was at the cashier for some reason I was very shaking and nervous. I don’t know why.
dont tell me your scared of girls 💀
That was the last thing I thought of my cashier
I just get nervous around people I don’t know
But for some reason, today was the worst it has been

Good evening y'all, hope you guys are doing alright today 
I'm pretty stoked for that I ain't gonna lie
Classic
he behaved good about it , agreed with it 😌
I can't even eat my dinner in peace.......
I was sittin here, eating my dinner
And this fucker decid to crawl up on me
Did I send a discord invite link here earlier?
Not that I'm aware of, no?
No idea, why
My pocket sent 2 discord invite links, I can't find where one went. Was wondering if it went here bc it would have been deleted from here by a mod or mod bot pretty quickly.
I just don't want an open invite link to a friends discord flying around x.x
Your pocket did it? Sounds like it has a hole that needs maintenance
Go for maintenance 🛠️
He decided to hide his face/eyes in my armpit.......
I am trying to make sure to remember to put my phone in my pocket with the screen out. It hasn't been locking properly and has been sending stuff everywhere.
Do you not have a lock screen......
Never needed one until now x.x
Awww damn. That's unfortunate; I had that issue myself for a little while
My phone would do an accidental touch screen that worked perfect until last update
Phone always goes in pocket with screen out even though I do have a lock screen
It's not smart to not have a lock screen.....people can just pick up your phone and get all your personal info
The only time my phone is not with me is when I am at home. If someone takes my phone in my own house, well, they will have bigger issues if I catch them
Give em the ol dumud body slam
Pickpocketing can happen pretty easily
The phone is pressing against me and turning itself on. I think I'll notice it sliding out of my pocket xD
The ass is one of the most sensitive spots of the body
And yet, people get wallets stolen all the time
I don't understand why people keep their wallets there. Uncomfortable
Same. I keep mine elsewhere
Because it's not uncomfortable
XD
I'm gonna be sore in the morning. Magnesium kinda night
To actually get to meet the realtor for dinner, I basically speedran helping fix a breakdown before we left today
We got to dig car batteries out of the crusher so we could get the hood off and inspect things. Crusher snapped the coupling coils
I learned that realtors have a business account and paying for you is a business expense. If the realtor tries to pay, don't be too insistent against it xD
Literally what he told me because I was literally going to pay
I was like "sweet"
What typically is like a 3 or 4 hour job we got done in an hour and a half or so 😂
Don't be too efficient
I didn't want to use a refusal
So I literally wrestled this long jackhammer bit from my supervisor and used it to start prying batteries from beneath the hood
Thankfully we don't have to clean up all the batteries we dug out. That's for the wrecker guys to do
I honestly love my job. It can go from taking it easy (most of the day) to something crazy like that
Keeps me sharp, alert, and on my toes all the time.
Raptor?
Dino Crisis?! Really?!
Came out today in 1999
Damn
Oh... I thought they make a remake... 😦
Capcom has been doing a lot of remakes, but yeah I don’t think this is on the list.
What's dino crisis like?
Resident evil but prehistoric?
Yup
Ah, neat!
Surprised they even said anything about it. It's dug so deep in capcom that it's probably easier to reach the core of the planet
ngl but that name fits the concept so well, 10/10
Rock and Stone?!
To the bone!
Whack
Finally, the real reason we dig deeper - to get to the core of Capcom
Dino crisis has the perfect amount of horror and action, just like RE4 (in my opinion)
A non-tank control version would be interesting.
didnt theyr ecently do some survey and dino crisis performed very well on it?
Oh wow, had no idea.
"Which of the following Capcom games do you like the best?
Dino Crisis is second only to DMC5
note it only performed well in the west
in japan, okami and monster hunter topped
Okami still number five
Wish that game didn't flop, but at least Capcom never burried it.
Okami was that game where you played as that divine wolf and had to fight using brush strokes, right? If my memory serves me right
I mean it was a pretty neat game

maybe ima 20yo japanese girl
Okami was my favorite game
i liked okami =p was just commenting how that was apparerntly the most popular demographic for it
I do not like the fact I had to look at this
I did like Okami too, though I never played it
I have it on steam, got it because people says it's good
My childhood was poor. I did not get to play most of the games that other people love and relate to
yu'ore a 20yo Japanese girl!
i knew it
Mario 64? Never played it
It feels like the wolf link parts of Twilight Princes, but the wolf form doesn't suck
Amateratsu's animations are top notch though
I remember seeing the video where they added shaking
They do be Jivin' tho
This guy too

incorrect buzzer
I will post the boi again
🤣
me when i introduce Rambley to 8mm Magnum Buck
8x50 = Say Bye to your Thighs, nerd
errrrrrm, Rule 9

Depends on the range
/j
we may not like the same games, but there is one game we like
i did not open a conversation or a political topic
I don't even know what this is from
that being said
WE'RE RICH
Everyone! Can I get some attention?!
We're Rich!
We're RICH!
No
Maaaaark!
/j
My attention is elsewhere
We're RICH!
Look what I found !
We're Rich!
We're RICH!
We're Wealthy!
Yes, yes, you're rich! Kindly get a move on! I've got management breathing down my neck here!
Mushroom
Moshruum
MUSHrum
Mushrum
We talking about politics???? I think Biden is a bit too old
shrimp is a kind of fish
Like during the debate i struggled to even understand him
do you guys not know what "/j" means?
it means i was joking, lmao
We should give him adhd meds that should make him seem more focused
screw the debate, i come here to avoid all that crap. lets just move on @olive seal
sir, this is a gaming server.
Sir this is a Wendy's
Then let’s make him play palworld and retire or something
Shaddup
You guys are RUINING my ITALIAN lessons
mama mia
Really? in front of my Tea?
Pasta eater.
Why that meme has kids in it
Non voglio la pasta oggi, mi dispiace. Preferisco mangio cose piu interessante. 🙏
I don’t speak Spanish sorry

Very true 😂
please review this meme before continuing to YAP
Thank you Bucky for being the voice of reason
I've been practicing every day; honestly enjoy writing and trying (and failing) to speak it eloquently
Pocketpair 2 minutes after releasing palworld on steam
Literally
hardwork pays off
about time it did
Effort begets praise
wheres your billion dollars ?

they gave you palworld , thats literally worth a million dollars
I've said it before, and I don't mind saying it again either - there are a lot of tiny little things that get added with these updates that are almost never mentioned in the official patch notes posted by the devs. Those are what I look for rather than rushing to see the big new stuff that gets advertised. I love going through the game in this meticulous manner... and there really are a lot of little things that they do put into the game that don't get mentioned. Sure I'll see the big things eventually, but there is a lot that I have noticed, personally, that gets added as well. Really shows me that these guys care about the game and are working hard to make it an enjoyable experience for everyone.
I won't list here what I have noticed because spoilers, but I've already seen quite a bit
It's been a long time since I've dumped almost 200 hours into a game. Last game I did that for I believe was Phasmo.
OMG i used to play phasmophobia all the time
the vr version scared the shit out of me the first time i died 😅
Same. I have over 700 hours in that game currently. Point Hope released pretty recently too; it's pretty neat
Old Phasmo's Asylum actually did unnerve me quite a bit honestly. It was just so quiet
Hey
Hi there
"Must've been the wind"
What did I tell you about talking to the wind
the voices are telling you youre doing fine and to talk care of yourself
The wind and I are good friends. I do not see why I shouldn't talk to it
Not the forg!
Bing bing
oh man. crazy frog.
the memories
Was funny until they bled the poor frog for all he was worth…. All the way down to Christmas songs 🥴
Milked him so hard that they took the one thing he was proud of
They took his ding ding
Iirc there were Karen’s complaining about it. Speaking of Karen’s, I’ll see if I can find it 😆
MOT Opening/Intro English Dub. Version
^ the OG Karen 😆
True to form lmao
Bruh. Karens so bad they took his manhood
Used to love that show, now all that exists are bad quality YouTube’s of it 🥴
They took his FrogBitz.
Not allowed to have it. Not in their HOA
I'm scared to see the fate of some of my childhood shows
Rockos modern life 👌
?
I want my own gnom 😭
@hearty sonnet tell them to add gnomes 🥺

🦐
If I had to guess that's a langauge tag for Germany
yeah it's a language tag for German lol
Good morning everyone, hope you all have a good morning/afternoon or sleep when you turn in 💖🥰
no u
Happy birthday Krissy! 
Anyone knows how to use the chat for Xbox?
Happy Spawn Day Krissy
Trying to 🥰
Which chat?
Like messages? Or an in game chat?
In game chat
Most of the time you'd need a keyboard plugged into the Xbox and then use 'Enter' to talk
Because if I gotta hold on to wood and build signs to talk to people is getting old really quick
Xbox doesn't really have a proper way to use in game chats since it would take too long to type messages and would wear down the joystick too much
Ya you would need a keyboard then to use the in game chat, though I'm not super sure if it's working or not, I haven't touched palworld in a while so
Anyway back to work for me
Why did all the regulars die
Rise from your grrraaavvveee!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Morning everyone
Y'know, I never actually asked.. what are these momo things?
I know they're in Craftopia as an enemy type.. but that's it
Apparently my "teacher" thought I was 17
(I'm 22)
I guess you'll have to play craftopia to find out
I have no idea
I am, and I still don't have a clue
😆
To add to the confusion, they appear if you breed incompatible animals together.. so I am even more confused when I discovered that
Breed incompatible animals and get a unholy abomination
Yep
Show an example
Platypus
Ur mom

Hop on palworld queue male katress and male wixen making out
That’s Gay
TIL A Rick Ross concert became a brawl after he played Kendricks diss to Drake and there appeared to be Drake fans in the audicence that weren't happy with it
money eater
“gimmie your dog coins”
Hey does anyone know any good servers to join on steam?
Look in #pal-lfg-multiplayer
Hi Caos
ello Azrelus
Morning y'all, hope you guys are doing alright today 
Hi Cynic
Hamster Samus. 
Morning azzy
First Ashley, now Samus
heheh

Uhhhhhh
I got some interesting news......
Apparently my test scores are above average, in every subject, except for math
And it was like a military test thingy, and I did above average in every subject, except for math
And so, this military guy, said I qualify for every single branch, and is already trying to convince me into joining
Soooo might have the military up my ass the next few days, trying to get me to join, idk 🤣
Idk what's harder, picking the right career and university or picking the military branch and specialization that fits you
plus then you gotta take into account with which countries it cooperates and in what manner so you know where in the world might you visit when you're stationed there
I guess policy wise most countries are becoming more involved in financing a proper military that cooperates with its allies so I guess that's no longer a problem
Mr Shell could give his two cents if I remember correctly?
My brother had to take the asvab before he joined the coast guard. He did exceptionally. Dude's doing pretty good for 19 years old; proud of him
They made us take it in high school. I was told I excelled in mathmatics, sciences, and whatever the tool/repair test they gave us.
The air force hounded me for years wanting me to be a mechanic.
That's kinda cool ngl
If I knew I could have joined as a mechanic and not enlisted, I would have done it. No one ever told me I didn't have to enlist so I kept telling them to go away.
most my parents heard about was the swimming team wanting to recruit me 
It is illegal for the military to give those tests in schools. They are not allowed to recruit underage. The school probably got in trouble for that test.
I had them hounding me for a while in college because I excelled in English and math.
I am 22, turning 23
It's in a trade school, not a normal school
That message was unrelated to your test
Oh
Welp, just heard a loud noise, sounds like one of the compressors blew a line. Go for maintenance 🛠️
Be back later y'all lmao
Off topic, but y'all might find this funny:
I am looking at a deck plan(think of a building layout that tells you which room is which and where).
It changed since yesterday. The change renamed rooms on a floor, and they suddenly had the same name. So now basically a hall and a closet are both named "closet". This is going on all over the drawing with notes popping up saying the changes have been made.
A pop up appears on the bottom of the screen saying the drawing needs to be reloaded. I reload, and everything changes back to yesterday with notes saying it has been revised back.
A note pops up in the bottom corner that the drawing needs to be reloaded. Everything is changed back to the incorrect with notes about it being changed.
There are 2 people working it and they are fighting on the changes.
Funny as in some type of purgatory fun
ah yes PlayStation fanboy
Or, now imagine this.
It's a revolutionary concept.
You actually act like a fucking adult and educate the fucking child on the appropriate use of language.
Imagine this!
Besides kids find the most appropriate times to use words like that and it is ridiculously funny
with all things ya can do in palworld... and that person is concern about kids hearing 'cheeky bastard' 
I can imagine that kid running around the house yelling "cheeky bastard"! 🤣
I heard a kid yell fuck when his little foot car thing rolled over and I was dying laughing
It's always the little ones using it when it's the least expected moment that cracks me up, like that
You have to try SO HARD not to crack up and be like "Where did you learn that?"
Then you learn where and then laugh yourself
Welcome a twitter circus
It’s when the kids get quiet is where you should fear something
Or, hear me out, they don't let kids that are too young for that language "clearly play" a game not rated for them :O
parents that are responsible, blaming someone else
tbh, i did think cheeky bastard was a bit worrisome aty first for something kids might play, but when i researched it, apparently bastard isnt even classified by ratings boards anymore
Think I told the story of my aunt yelling at the Gamestop employee for allowing my cousins to play a rated M game?
so you can literally put it in a 3+ if you wanted
my guess is its some "Koitsu" situation
i think my issue i dont know what youd change it to; cheeky sod works in britain but in america apparently thats super offensive
Probably would have to do, "cheeky thing" to cover all bases
lol
That too, especially as the game's rated as PEGI 12
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PEGI
Video games that show violence of a slightly more graphic nature towards fantasy characters or non-realistic violence towards human-like characters would fall in this age category. Sexual innuendo or sexual posturing can be present, while any bad language in this category must be mild.
If you're not comfortable with the kid seeing any of the above then don't let them see it
we got a pegi rating?
It's T for Teen using ESRB
im guessing it shows on xbox cause i dont see it on steam
It's rated T on xbox
i will admit seeing bastard was a little concerning at first
i feel its hard to convine parents to let kids play it when bastard is on screen every few minutes =p
pfft, even some pokemon dex extries arent exactly safe for kids =p
I think bastard by most definition is not considered a bad word. I think it is dependant on area whether or not it is deemed that way.
when i was researching it, thats what i found too; i think its one of those words that lost its edghe in recent years
like how you can say crap in a kids game now
For me, seeing bastard was just like "Oh, they're not wrong though".
The game has topics that skirt around murder (butchering) capturing pals, slavery, and some more high risk pals.
If a (not even severely) curse word is curling toes then there's an educational issue at play
The butcher knife is something I would see giving the game the T rating and Lovander lol
i guess its because the word bastard refers to how being born out of wedlock is some sort of insult, but now its basically expected with the amount of non-marrying couples
I personally hardly even see it as a profanity, but then again cultural differences - there's sections of the USA where saying "God Damnit" is incredibly offensive, yet in the UK it's as common as saying "Oh Damn"
I only usually only see words as profanity when used as such
Most words only have the 'power' we invest in them. We avoid using some for sheer courtesy and dignity in some cases, but I call my cat "Fucking furry shitbutt" and other things, but don't have any malice in it
My cat Scarlett sees the word "fat" as very insulting 🤔 I can call her anything I want, but if I say that, she is very offended
Female, so valid
This is a video I like to link people to when it comes to this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBO8c7v7guI
Scene from Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t!
lmao, was replying to this with an example and got timed out for it =p so theres a perfect example
RIP
a word that not offensive in any way where im from gets you timed out for 10 minutes in this server
yet "fuckign furry shitbutt" is fine
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