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my ass itches for more
I need to try and give my cat watermelon again. I don't think she realized the watermelon was for her
My cats all love watermelon, but none of them like bananas
My childhood cats loved banana
Drink water chat
I thought Nori would go crazy for it when I put it down, but I don't think she noticed it. Scarlett hates anything fruit or vegetable related unless it is pumpkin in cat food, she loves those Fall pumpkin cat foods.
But, I wanted to try to give Nori watermelon bc when I bought it, I had it sitting on the floor. Nori just loved the rind for some reason, it was almost catnip to her.
Water sounds good about now tbh
Pumpkin is really good for cats & dogs, my dog loves Pumpkin
In small amounts
I try to get the pumpkin food when they have it sonce she loves it so much. If it isn't priced up to be a gimmick
Hello shell
I just wish they would stop using peas as a main ingredient i. The cat foods >.>
Scarlett won't eat them x.x
Wuddup dawg
It's a day....it's a long one
Just working on a couple Ai photos I got rid of deformities
We're in a heat wave right now so I'm inside until it ends lol
It's very difficult to go outside
Still gotta walk my dog tho, she hates it out there (very floof dog)
I also live in a very humid province which makes it soooooooo much worse
I just moved here from a very dry & cold place, we still got heat waves back there but they were manageable
Friend told me the temp where he lives in Canada yesterday. It was very weird hearing it was the same temperature and him having a higher humidity. Where I live the humidity is always high
I am a little worried about people in Canada o.o
The temps are hot for us where I am, but we know how to deal with, y'all don't handle it well up there.
Awww I have a Calico named Molly
She was named Saber. Had to give her away...
That suuuuuuuuuucks
Their actually pretty rare. the most beautiful cat i ever seen was a long hair black cat with a tail longer than its torso!
My sister named him Gizmo
Awww nice
wish i had pictures to show of that thing
I used to have a big bitchy black long haired cat as a kid
She was great, super sassy
So sweeet
I also have a brother & sister cat, they were my ex's cats that I basically inherited after the break up
The cats are much better off with me so I got to keep them all & the dog
Idk why, but I kind of like the name "Circle" for a cat. Makes me think of a very playful derpy cat
All my cats have english names except my orange lady cat who is named Button (My ex's ex named this cat, I had nothing to do with it lol)
awwwwe
I wish i could adopt all the cats in the world...
Would cure my loneliness
the funny part my mum owns a whole ass farm!
She got 2 pigmy goats, 7 cats, 1 big ol german shepard, 2 rabbits
Awww dang I wish I had a whole ass farm
I wanna work on that farm for real
Pretend I am Realtor Mud >.>
Well I've got a deal for you! If you want to live in a humid heat wave 85% of the year, you can buy cheap farmland in Malmid land! Farmers are selling quick and it is becoming horrible cookie cutter neighborhoods overnight! If you act now, you can save a farm from this horrible fate!
(This was supposed to be funny and I made myself sad)
Sounds like a good hook for the next Story of Seasons game lol
CATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I'ver played all the HM/SoS games, I am a huge nerd for them, but Stardew Valley is the MVP
Yes pretty much
Both Harvest Moon & Story of Seasons exist today, but growing up it was all Harvest Moon for me
I don't really know the story behind that
I think harvest Moon is called Story of Seasons in Japan or something
I realy don't know
Ah, company split thingy according to a wiki exert
Oh my god cuteness overload
Am dying
Awww!
Shadow the darker one died unfortunately but his sister lives on..
Am dead, pray for my soul (the cuteness killed me but I died happy)
Awwww that sucks, poor baby
Aww :( sorry for your loss
Its all good this was a long time ago.
But im not going to lie losing kitties or any pet is like something i never felt before..
I lost family members but i wasnt close to them but if i lose my babies it hits different
Agreed
Yeah I'm gonna be a mess when my lil dudes start to die off, but they've all had very good lives
Just gotta give them a good life, if you do that you've succeeded IMO
mhmm
Idk i just love animals. Prob why i adore pokemans and palworld
I play alot of games with pets per say like Sonic Adventure 2 and its chao garden
probs just like cute shit if im being honest..
I love my pets & animals, but I don't like pets in video games, like I never play as a pet class in MMO games, and I liked Pokemon because it was a good traditional RPG
I tend to only play summoners classes in MMOs and rpgs
Skyrim Imma conjurer, Baldurs gate 3 summoner, Divnity Summoner
I barely play Palworld TBH, I like it but it's not my favorite, and I can't simp over Palworld & Craftopia because I'd never get anything done lol
So I stick to Craftopia, which has pets but they're terrible
lol
Summoners are cool, I like them
Final fantasy summoners are the coolest
I dont like ranger classes or beast tamers...no i wanna summon all the monsters and all the pets
Like Rydia or Yuna
Summon the gods
traditional classes are boring to me
bcuz i always play the numbers games
but when it come to summoners i am always weak and i need to strategize
1 wrong move and poof me dead
Numbers are boring to me because I suck at math
if i play anything else u better believe imma figure out how to one shot yo ass
I find it more fun to play around a limit than to break it
throw a bigger rock isnt what i call fun
I like being a tank class or build
Take the damage and dish it out
i know the saying is it isnt how hard u hit but how hard u can take one
but theres something unsatisfying about not dying to a pebble
I like being able to solo things in RPG games
NAH thats me and fucking rogue
that gets so boring
i always end up as a bayblade i swear
I enjoy healers.
I can watch you die
Like rogue is always my inner anime on cocaine
In FFXIV I main as Warrior & Bard, and in Guild Wars 2 I am a Warrior tank who can play songs on a horn instrument to buff players
I have a theme haha
I was actually a Ninja in ff14
Tapping into my inner naruto was fucking fun
That was my third main haha, I got super hard into NIN when they released
The ninjutsu spells are cool af
I actually stopped playing ff14 bcuz of a breakup so i never got to try other classes
I just cant touch that game without breaking down tbh
I stopped playing cuz I find it boring now & it has terrible PvP
But my ex and I used to play FFXIV a lot
I'll play Dawnguard when it's out & she's gonna play it with me cuz were still friends
dats nice :>
Indeed
I don't remember what job she played as tho lol
Like I really don't
I know for sure it wasn't any of the jobs I played as, but also she hated Black Mage
And would never heal or tank cuz it's too much responsibility hahaha
idk channeling into my inner Megume is always fun...
I think she was a Summoner TBH
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/sx55wk/attention_duty/
^Original post I just fucking hate the reddit video player
Never mind real source
https://mobile.twitter.com/shinimomi/status/1494789588363059201
Literally Black Mage..
Dont make me move
Lmfao it is hahahahahaha
idk i just like the visuals of the class
the only issue i have with ff14
is when every class is badass...none feel like it is
Everybody is sexy, everybody is cool!
I just think FFXIV is too structured & slow, like it's trying really hard to appeal to everyone & make them all happy
yeS
it be flashy tho, damn
I just want to be the protagonist and all yall are my minions
i cant do that if yall are so damn coool!!
Also the cutscenes, like F off man I don't need a cutscene every 12 seconds
also its very hard to read anything thats happening on screen
legit every class is flash asf
Warrior has some really cool powerful looking attacks
Plus I have very badass armor for WAR
Stuff you can't get anymore
From PvP
ahh
I made sure I got all the armor sets from that
The game has such awful PvP but I still did sooooo much of it lol
it just wasnt made for pvp
Nope
it was just shoe horned in
idk why they did it to begin with
Idk how many ppl asked for it but honestly the game needs to just stick to what it does best
And they're always changing how PvP works, they do it A LOT, and they change the PvP specific actions (which is super stupid) so often, and you need to constantly work on your action bars for it
So dumb
Palworld PvP is gonna be so broken on release lmao, I can see it now
Yea i am never interested in pvp so yall can tell me all about it
Palworld pvp is going to be an unmitigated disaster I fear
I will do this 🫡
if i want pvp i just play league of suffering. Overtrash. or Call of Misery
like imagine you just got this cute little pal that you love and it's your favorite new best friend and then the server sweatlord comes over does some weird hop shotgun trick to instant kill you and then steals it off you
League of Legumes
That is going to be the palworld pvp experience
got the perfect meme for this
https://preview.redd.it/b8rru65v4kd41.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e878be902e056a990506cf927995e8e74478e726
I think Palworld PvP will be an optional thing, like either a duel you need to agree to, or either PvP specific world settings or even locations like in Runescape
And you won't be able to accidently stumble into it
At least I hope so
I got two words for you
pvp is trash!
Radar Sphere
Oh right hahaha
That thing
Evil
Team rocket vibes
the implications of the radar sphere make it the most terrifying thing I have ever found while stumbling through the game files
The second most terrifying is the poop files
Lmao what? is there poop in the files?
Yeah there seem to be models and stuff for crap
yes
Craftopia has Feces as an item, so stay tuned for palworld shit
imma be real if those actually get added to the game I'm going over to Pocketpair headquarters and unbolting every toilet in the building
what do I mean by unbolting?
Well, my wrench kit and I will find out when the time comes
every body is up for pvp till someone does this to you...
https://media1.tenor.com/m/PREi40YfX6sAAAAd/trickshot.gif
🔧
Hey, it happens, if you choose to PvP you gotta be ready to be 360 no-scoped at all times
That's called uploading a virus to your computer
when you die in palworld pvp you actually die in real life
Playing The Finals was a very humbling experience for me, but I still played it for a while, even when the game was full of 'Chinese' hackers
Was not winning anything
Skill is pointless guys....there will always be a chinese hacker better than you..
Rather than no scope, i more mad at long distance stealth sniper
Oh u must be one of those guys who mald over me playing a sniper like i should!
Think the one time I played CoD, I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. I kept panicking when I got near people and button mashing and kept knifing people. My little brother was laughing like crazy and I was confused oht of my mind before I gave up. I didn't realize the knife was an instant kill and was just flailing, knifing, running before they shot me without realizing I got a kill.
I hate keyboard and mouse players with their perfect aim
Cuz i aint going to run out in the open like a monkey with a freaking bolt action
I remember using a knife only build in MW2 and it was very viable
People who fight with honor are idiots imma hit u where u cant see me
I remember I would always use the stealth perks in MW2
I think i performed...decently, for a child of only 12 years
Idk which one I was on and it could have been modded. All I know is I was told afterwards that the knife was an instant kill lol
Yup, knives & throwing knives
I am okay in most shooters, idk why I was so bad in that one
I can say I am good at FPS games since I've been playing them all my life, but I'm not the best & never will be
There's always gonna be some super-nerd with a lot more time to kill than you, and takes the game way more seriously
I don't mind losing tho
If I got shot in real life I'd be pissed, but not in a game
I am not the best but i could hold my own
I only really play Boomer Shooters now, single player games
BUT i am only good bcuz i take adderall without it i am a toddler
and before anyone asks no i take adderall for adhd not gaming lmao
It's okay I do too lol
Without it i would get NOTHING done
But hail mary is that stuff GREAT for gaming hahaha
I have to rely on caffeine like the rest of mortals
I want...
N64 007 Goldeneye
Direct port to Steam.
No changes >.>
Just let me play multiplayer with friends <.>
Goldeneye 007 was so awesome haha
on 64?
If they ported it to Steam with updated aiming controls, I'd play the F outta that
Aye
Yes, any slow rate of fire/high damage guns are the guns I like
I'll use a shotgun any chance I can
I like Ion Fury a lot cuz of the Shotgun, has a huge drum magazine with four different types of ammo
As far as shooters go I prefer halo and Battlefield
Generally battlefield more than halo because it's a little snappier
I loved proximity mines >.>
I was that horrible person that if you didn't get them fast enough would set up those mines so annoyingly that if I killed you, you would respawn on mines abojt a dozen times....
but the vehicle play is really fun in battlefield and halo
I do like vehicles in games
Craftopia just got a vehicle update I've been waiting on & it's sweeeeeeet
I need to actually adjust my helo controls in battlefield
the game keeps trying to level the vehicle out automatically which means I have to fight it to keep it on target
The Craftopia Apache Heli is very janky, and very hard to aim, but it's still pretty cool
i think i wanna pway craftopia
Someone tell me whats it about
It's a sandbox open world RPG game
With elements from many genres
Like automation, monster catching, farming
It's also my fav game despite it being so unpopular
And overshadowed by Palworld
Just remember it's an early access game & has bugs
One of the biggest palworld haters I've known consistently cited craftopia as proof that palworld is (1) a ripoff and (2) definitely going to be abandoned
they became awfully quiet after palworld launched
although I'm starting to think they just had something else come up that they aren't active online much anymore
how can company rip off their own game...
Yeah lol, plus the two games are very, very different
their logic is that craftopia = botw ripoff so palworld = pokemon ripoff
I have to start over in palworld and craftopia


which
Yeah I never understood the craftopia being a ripoff of botw logic
I have 9 characters & 16 worlds in Craftopia lmfao
every time I see or hear anything about craftopia I'm like "this has nothing to do with botw"
It's cartoony and has a glider, that's about it haha (and this is why I started playing it)
LIke palworld there is some reason to say it's a pokemon ripoff, at least superficially, but what resemblence does craftopia have to breath of the wild?
Scientists are still looking for the answer
Also the craftopia being a botw ripoff and Palworld is a pokerip off is sorta true but sorta intended
they're not original ideas, which isn't saying a lot
I am not an apologist for pocketpair but the devs explicitly said that they arent trying to make anything NEW but fun
Yeah nothing is original anymore
didn't the CEO of pocketpair say he likes to grab the best things from other games and genres and mix em into things like Craftopia and Palworld
The first monster tamer? What was it?
WRONG
it was the Roman Bestiary
All modern monster catching games are ripping off the romans
the sale on steam today is pretty awesome lol
A lot of games pull from BotW
i remmeber u
u that guy from the vines
Core memory unlocked
what that?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1612770/Sweet_Transit/ this caught my eye from the sale, but meh
Sweet Transit is a unique city builder where the railway is king and trains are the best means of expansion and transportation. Create intricate production lines and grow humble villages into thriving metropolises while moving through prime eras such as the introduction of steam power and the invention of the combustion engine. Become a pioneer ...
$14.99
888
seems to be not great
u couldnt just buy a real train? casual

i dont know foxpark can roar...
Bucky was probably in charge of that translation
I have a Duck in Stardew Valley named Bucky haha, all my Ducks are named after the mods in this server
Back when there was fewer mods
Yeah, i know it mean "the roaring sounds of the flame"
But for me it will more suitable if it just "Buuurn" instead
Well we already have fwoosh
for the spheres
But the japanese version isn’t on the twitter yet so idk
Duck?
Japanese have more unique onomatopoeia.
English comic/manga can use "literal humor" for better result with that.
Like that one comic i read give an explosion sound effect a big "C4" lettter instead
I been trying to convert a gif I made into a banner for an hour already bleh need to rest on it
C4 is just danger playdoe
Spicy putty
i think u are being too literal
everybody knows foxsparks meow
Dont make me whip out "whats the fox said" again... 
pls no
DID SOMEBODY SAY
Fun fact, you can eat C4 and get high, but you really shouldn't
see more:
▹ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marline_animates/
▹ twitter: https://twitter.com/MarlineAnimates
✳ music: "the Fox" by Ylvis
✳ characters belong to Nintendo
only the art and animation belong to me
I had no idea Weavile is not a cat when I animated this :0 Sorry! It's one of my favorite pokemon, just wanted to animate it ...
You can drink nitroglicerin and get drunk, but you really shouldn't
How the heck did you pick the same video i think about
now why the fuck would this be blocked in my country!

Kekw
it uses a copyrighted song at the end for the credits
Your country are mid
VPN suckers
and UMG is a bunch of scumbags who hate the idea of people enjoying music without them getting ad revenue
ok this video is god tier
pardon my language but I think my hatred is warranted
cuties get a pass on language
Hate is a fabric of imagination it's just angry atoms going to fast


⌨️
"Every swear in the english language"
Duck
The ending didnt have to go that hard though..this is so stupid...in so many good ways
Im saving this video
If I throw a mono in orange juice does that make it an orange with hands
Your post in Modding reminded me of this
https://youtu.be/I-L8BC52A-g?list=PLfHeq0rGJftZC-1E2MZImOiFzwumWt8PO
wishlist FALLEN ACES: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1411910/Fallen_Aces/ |
Weapo is to blame for this video.
Good afternoon y'all, hope you guys are doing alright today 
RUFF EM UP BOYZ
I’m still not used to that pfp
⚒️
Bruh 😂
hes right..
I got a bunch of wrenches and a socket for $10, am pretty happy about that
Garage sale or Harbor Freight or something?
TSC clearance
Actually did go to harbor freight first but they didn't have an individual socket in the size I needed
It only came in a set and I didn't feel like spending $30 for 11 extra sockets I didn't need
Tractor Supply 😂
oh
I will once again state that he never smoked
Hobby mouse went pro
Indeed
where did u post him
I said Hubby mouse not hobby
Cooking Hubby to be EXACT
Atm he is Builder Mouse
I miss SMoking mouse
what even happening right now
Builder mouse has like +5 str but Smoking mouse has like +10 rizz
I don't even know 😂
Misery swears up and down my mouse persona smokes
lmao
Builder Maintenance mouse and street clothes mouse are one and the same individual. He's just on the clock
That's backward... you gonna get burnt
Average New York citizen
I have a strong disgust for cigarettes and anything that gets smoked
🐁 🐀
Street Mouse...yea i like it
Smoked ham?!
🐁🚬
I never smoke nor drink. not like i could drink even if i wanted to. Who knew you could be born with 1 kidney
🤣
😂
So i die automatically if that 1 kidney give up...
download more kidney
Good, healthy habits carry you a long way.
HOW?!
if i mess up my only kidney kills me lmao
i was set up at birth
Like why would the body randomly just say i dont need another kidney?
It's good you don't smoke or drink :p
Yea im glad bcuz i didnt find out about having 1 kidney until i visited the doctor at age 20
imagine i was a drunk prior...
I asked my mom where my other kidney go and she said she dont know
She said she never knew either!
LMAO thats what my best friend told me. "Nah some goon pawned yo shit"
Sold on the black market for $200,000
why did u steal her hat u monster!
I think I have some in the plumbing toolbox o.o
Impact rated?
That one I am unsure about. Most likely have some buried deep in the garage
I clicked on this and saw Duolingo's quote
Nah I'm done wearing my respirator for the day
Where toxicity tho?
Hmm probably not the correct expression...
Wdym pokemon?
You are obviously a pokemon...but what pokemon ARE you
Pony pokemon
knew it
Ah well 🤷
What kind of accussation is this O_o
🫵
i don't follow is being a pokemon a crime or something
of course nyot..BUT DENYING THAT THEY ARE A POKEMON IS
ok maybe my ADHD is a bit too turnt today
what if we made being a pokemon a crime
I would have to change my name to LunariBee
I feel that lol
I have a few things. Dishes, dinner, writing, prep for work in the morning
I'm gonna begin the tedious process of unlocking another cool mount in Guild Wars 2
Should take me a few days
I like them, I will always return to my dark master
Warframe almost got me...but i survived
no no u misunderstand i like it em alot.
Doesnt deny the time investment
I have an enormous amount of time to kill haha
Without some sort of grind I'd be lost
I am meeting someone next week to discuss househunting. I am, in fact, quite busy
did u draw that?
My work schedule is back to normal though
It's watermarked
😂
I haven't drawn anything in weeks 🥲
Go to devianart and search me... you should find it
u are nyot a friendly pokemon but ok
I don't really mind miss identified with pokemon... But my digimon leaning are kinda ticked off by this calling
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855755616314982440/1253377893279465553/cat.png?ex=6675a2a0&is=66745120&hm=b9052b178f600082bd3d4ca1bc6c69ff265278c1f06203a5fba70f8e28396c38&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
Goodluck!
Do not buy a prebuilt >.>
And don't settle!
Wait so you ARE a mon!
U just said u were human!
I more of a digimon fans than pokemon, not a litteral digimon =_=
Thank ya thank ya
It's a remnant when i was on MLP fandom,
So its a pegasus pony. Lol
Though I'm curious by what you mean by don't settle
🫥
Don't look at a place and just go "guess this will do"
Find one that has what you want and what you are willing to put in the work to repair. Don't settle for less than your "has to haves"
Gennai was a humanoid digimon
Ahhhh gotcha
OMG, an animation 😄

I can't do animation... Best i can do are make them blink
i learned as i went tbh
Self taught and now i do full fighting scale animations
Needs polishing tho.
The stretch turned into a nap ok
Good afternoon egg
CYN HI
Huwwo
How are you lovely?
AND A SHELL I AM LUCKY TODAY HOW ARE YOU BOTH
I'm doing okay. One more day of work before I get a day off
Good, I don't have to go outside anymore (heat wave)
Stretched, fell on the bed, and all was lost huh
Me who has to work in it regardless 
I wish you both freezing temperatures
That's gotta suck
I just got into my black van & thought I was gonna die
I to wish for freeze
It's not as bad as you would think. Frequent water breaks and AC exposure. It was 100 in my civic
My van is super hot & smells like dog haha
I did some yoga to try and lift my mood and feel better and all that and uh guess I needed a nap too 😂
ewwww
Seems like the yoga worked
A nap sounds good, but I know if I lie down, I'll be getting up for work tomorrow xD
I have a wedding dress to get into I’m trying to lose weight and stay nimble
Just threaten the dress it will behave
Work will not let me be in a bad mood. Mistakes are often made in anger and frustration.
Slay that dress girl
No more spam 😂
I don’t actually have any spam payday Tuesday so I can eat not toast
Cynic just did tho
I will find cynic and place water cress seeds in their home
Losing weight is half diet and half exercise. The irrefutable truth of weight loss 😉
If you can stomach it, a tablespoon of applecider vinegar a day helps. And I really do mean if you can stomach it. For some people it is horrible.
Before meals, drink a full glass of water. It will help you eat less overall and feel full longer. Also increases overall water intake which many of us need.
Going to attack you
I wanna be a dick & say it's 60% diet & 40% exercise
Do t forget almost nothing but water to
I say it the way I did because those two things are what make the difference 😂
You could make a dress out of spam labels and see if the makers of spam will help sponsor your wedding.
yeah, drinking your calories is the real killer (and I'm bad for this, but I'm a skinny dude)
I will say this. I removed all soda and stuff from my diet and everything and I’m sticking to water (sometimes flavoured)
Good!
That's a good start
My skin is so much better
It was a rough week with a brief breakout but now I am flawless
Eggirl braging about her skin...
I’ve been having to drink nothing but water for a couple months now that circkle water is great

I have nice skin I have royalty skin honestly I’m a lovely shade of milk bottle
Circle water?
I wanna get one of those water bottles you can infuse with fruit
Yeah it’s flavored water
Your anxiety issues will start disappearing the better shape you get into. People don't seem to understand that how you take care of yourself is how you solve a good 90% of "mental issues". Nobody listens to me when I say that your gut biome is a strong influence to mood and behavior.
But I ran myself through these experiments and can confirm 😂
I think I heard something… must of been the wind
My skin looks like a warzone lol
Yeah honestly you’re right I’ve had like zero sugar and stuff outside of the flavoured water and my mood was awful for a bit but now I’m doing better-ish outside of usual stresses yanno
See? SEE?! SAY I didn't tell you so!
YOU TOLD ME SO
He told you
Honestly the advice I’ve gotten here from people has helped so much so I am very grateful!
Random one: if you start doing any exercisesnand end up needing hand weights, canned food works well enough :p
…. Do weights with spam and eat spam. Can do
The soured mood for a little bit is just your body going through the withdrawal period. Proud of you for staying strong through it
Finally a use of that food that sits in the pantry forever
Haha strong yeah, totally wasn’t crying at one point haha… yes…
I had to deal with the same thing when I cut soda and sugars. I won't even eat fruit
You had the discipline to not pick it back up regardless. That's strength
dont lie to yourself i know u look fine asf
True! Least I’ll look good on my wedding then after that… hehe
I really do, but my skin is all scarred & scratched up with marks
My skin is made from chocolate so i know i look good!
Treat yourself on your wedding day. Eat that cake
Scars are nice tho
War scars can be hot
Special occasion. I'll still eat cake on my birthday. Anytime outside of that? Naw
I really don't mind them 😇
I have stretch marks :/
Yeah I gotta treat cake and stuff as a treat
SAME!
But dont tell misery shes self conscious about em
Obviously not to self conscious
I thought about finding ways to get rid of them, but they're a reminder of my weight loss so far
i mean im not showing any of u furries
Or else ya wouldn’t of said it 
taking you to the pound
Me too cuz I was a chonker when I joined the army lol
And then rapidly thinned out
You and what army
Now the real challenge is getting rid of bread and corn. 
I mean.. that’s what the military does
i usedto be super skinny now im super fat
Don't you touch my bread °^°
It's supposed to, but some people I knew just stayed large & not in charge cuz of their habits
If they ever drag me to the military imma fail every thing on purpose
Theyll never make me work alive
I used to be a turbo nerd who drank a ton of Mountain Dew, that was when I was at maximum chonk
Foreign bread, oddly enough, is better for you. Homemade too
Not the stuff we have here tho for sure
Won’t lie I enjoy corn a lot
Me too, now people tell me it's bad, like god damn
directs Egg of her plane
Let me introduce you to cast iron cornbread
I’ve never had cornbread
Nothing compares to dinner rolls
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Cornbread is amazing
nah
Oh man those look good af
Not necessarily bad. It's just a filler ingredient with no real nutritional benefit
I may still have cornbread pics
vanishes to check
My dad recently told me corn was really bad, I think he's exaggerating a bit
They put corn in everything nowadays
seek help
Wait what
Yeah, chicken and sweet corn pizza
He is. Nutritionally it doesn't have any benefit. Your body doesn't really digest it either. Definitely not worth eating, but it's not all that harmful
Pizza chicken corn
🥩
What the fuck
Found one!
My dad is a health freak so he says a lot of things about food lmao
Pineapple and sweet corn too but I don’t like pineapple
Pineapple is fine
I'm a health freak too but I'm still grounded in reality 😂
I'll eat the crust

Meat and vegetables, yogurt and eggs, chicken broth 
Those are the things that I will eat
What about fruit
Sugar
*Brain needs sugah the most
without sugar brain dies
In small amounts and moderation. I'll drink it in a drink. But I will not do anything more than that. Your body doesn't need all that much sugar to function; you would be surprised. Also, honey is good as a replacement for it
idk Cynic as someone who eats gummy bears every day and is not at all biased i say u need atleast 3 bags of gummmie snacks per day...
Your body processes different types of sugar differently.
That's true. But it's not the same kind of sugar that cane sugar is
Plus fruits also has vitamins and stuff like that to
Or worse yet - HFCS
It’s not just sugar
so do vegetables. Bell peppers have a higher vitamin C content than oranges
Honey, if you can make sure to get 100% honey, is processed in the best way for your body. I think fruit comes in second.
I fucks heavily with vegetables, they taste good and are pretty healthy without any sugary drawbacks. I eat broccoli, bell peppers, salad, and spinach a lot. 
Fruits for the most part of natural.. I don’t see how it would be bad for you to have something sweet
I attribute this as well to why my blood leads are so low
pencil lead is good for u
Pencil lead isn't actual lead.
My spinach never grew in my aerogarden :(
I'm big into Carrots, I can eat them raw with the skin on, which freaks out my friends
CAP
Awww :(
Pencil lead is graphite
It's graphite.
Precisely
Carrots are pretty good too
I should make beef stew again
Carrots dont have flavor tho...
I also famously love Fiddleheads lol
that or i legit cant taste a carrot
You mainly peel carrots bc you don't know where they have been
Same but with watermelon
I didn’t even know people peeled carrots tbh
If carrots don't have flavor to.you, you should put them in a lot of foods you eat
The message vanished b4 I could read it o.o
Carrots have flavor but it's more distinct when they're cooked
I also eat cucumber like that, but carrot, this is the first time i heard it
Ah, was meant to go elsewhere
I eat kiwi with the skin on
I hate raw tomatoes, but any other variation of them is pretty nice
I wish I liked Cucumbers lol
im glad u guys are talking abut nasty food. im no longer hungry
OMG ME TOO!!!
I legit thought I was the only one
Oh, I'll send more food pics, give me a sec
bet you the type of person to watch paint dry huh
Hell no I have ADHD
oh yea
I like tomatoes flavor but I can not stand the texture of it
I'll pain the fence, for sure, but after that I'm done
This is the issue I have with tomatoes. Glad someone else gets it
I was gonna say you crossed a line there
Heh heh heh
If it was crisp it would be fine but it just turns to mush
u a cutie
I eat Sapodilla with the skin too, maybe that kinda similar if you eat kiwi with the skin 🤷♂️
DUDE STOP MY STOMACHE

Unsolicited food pics
Your all torturing this poor soul right now
I couldn't find the one I wanted to send :(
Two message above
It’s no use the mods are hungry to
Lol
Hello how are you, I am under de water, plz help me
I'm thinking I will have some eggs for dinner 
Pal eggs?
Now I want to make ramen x.x
Fellow egg enjoyer 👍
Not because i cant cook obviously
I love eggs, and I'm a good cook, but I can't flip an egg to save my life
Hmmmm
Alpha egg
I do like me some eggs 
I can flip a burger and steak everything else goes flying
I got eggs on the roof trying to do a fancy flip
I eat sunny side up eggs now so I don't have to flip them lmao
Flip egg... Failed... "Okey, looks like its scramble egg again!"
Yup this is me
I like my eggs over medium, so I don't flip those in the air.
I can flip an over well and omelet thougn, unless rhe omelet is for me >.>
I overfill those <.<
ok guys im back my stomach has stopped trying to kill me
I just always break the yolk, anything else on this great earth I can flip like a G
Only time I break the yolk is for a sammich. I take the spatula under the white and have the yolk disperse under and basically encase it.
Doubt
I doubt your doubt,
there I win
I doubt you doubting my doubt
Doubtception
@hearty sonnet me love you long time
Hahahaha wtf
Full Metal Jacket
5 dollar
yep
No no no you said it wrong
There is no R
It's "dolla"
let me see your war face
Meh close enough
saw the movie in 6th grade
Ngl, one of the best movies
"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
Them singing Mickey mouse song at the end was funnier then what it should of been 😂
Don't think I've seen or heard of that one
It's good
my fav movie as a kid
Charlie Sheen is in it, also Johnny Depp but he's got no lines in the whole movie
Also I'd never have known it was him except for the credits
One of my favorites was and is Adam Sandlers eight crazy nights lmao
I'm not a huge fan of that guy but that movie is great haha
How can you not like Adam Sandler
Bro is funny as hell, and wholesome as fuck
maybe in the 90s
The do over was great
Sandy wexler was wholesome as fuck
The ridiculous six was funny
The Click?
one of my fav
Ya he had a movie called click
Oh... Click the movie
Same
yeah he can control time with a remote
more like he fucked his life
The cobbler was also really interesting
That's my boy was hilarious
The longest yard was also really good
Alot of those movies are pretty new
Well not "pretty new" but recent
Hey person hey batman hey shell
I love that show as a kid. I’ve almost forgot about it.
No
Squirrel
But...... chicken
Hrrrmm..was timed out for ...sharing a picture of a duck ..I'm not trying to do that again 😒 it's been a pleasure duckys ♡
Night
no fuack emotes
Fuack yeah

the main character of palworld
Lil guy hit em with a lil motivation
That Nintendo Direct was crazy.
drink water and take your creatine chat
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hi hi 
Morning everyone
Normal, open the window
spoken like a true Ashen
Hmm
Never understood why busses don't at least have fans
They have windows
I look thru windows
Morning Azzy. Morning y'all
Hi Cynic
Evenin'
Today someone almost made a nice dent to the wing of a plane but god was merciful and the wing didn't flap enough to hit it
and there was a fuel truck avoiding a collision over there too, it's been a cool morning
https://imgur.com/a/zLNgka0 This is what my expensive software managed to paint about the situation
plane going to park, dood driving bag containers decided it was a cool idea to go in the opposite direction of a massive metal beast, went below the wing with like half a meter of margin, while the fuel truck was also incoming behind the plane
idk if the driver either didn't see the plane or the fuel truck
probably saw the plane and gave 0 fucks about going on a colision course against a huge metal thing weighting tons
PSA Plane wings flap a lot when the aircraft is moving, more than 1 meter
Nice try buddy, we all know planes flap their wings to fly, like birds
Hello shell
The planes love to play whack a human.
Planes are dope, old, damaged, unsafe, but dope
A pilot freaking asked us "Is this corrosion or just the paint coming off"
I'm like damn if I know buddy
...and good morning, everyone.
I feel that flight would be very uncomfortable....
I am sure it would be more than that. This would be enough force to thrash people floor to ceiling every flap.
Ugh tired feeling unwell , need something fun to do <>_<>
Unfortunately it's out of reach at this time xD haha
ewww mercyyy
I'm redoing my world
And then he ded
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only the art and animation belong to me
I had no idea Weavile is not a cat when I animated this :0 Sorry! It's one of my favorite pokemon, just wanted to animate it ...
wow wtf happen there...
ok finally i know what your pfp is from! its from...um...
that furry game...
I actually forgot the name..
Is he going to eat sushi
I keep thinking it will be stale
Dragnail tried to use party parrot animated emojis. Only place I’ve seen those is in ingress chats 😆
Ingress as in the mobile disaster game by Niantic?
So I’m a spider…. So what. Is @teal iron current profile picture.
I changed it 
It used to be Fidget
GOD DAMMIT!
she changed it AGaIN!
I only started drawing for 2 seconds
Mmmmm, define disaster.
Ingress preceded Pokémon go which piggybacked off the portal network for a time.
Marvel game- down drain.
Wizards unite- down drain.
Catan- down drain.
Basketball thing- down drain.
Transformers- down drain.
Monster hunter- still kicking apparently.
Ingress is still alive and kicking, just not as active as it once was (harder to get recruits into a game that’s all about making triangles and blowing up peoples stuff than it is to get people throwing balls at things).
Cutest spooder ever.
I’m still wanting a second season to it
good mornin frens
Winter is here 🙌
hm?
plugs up my space heater
Not a heater for outer space
Haha 😆 yep derping out today here
It’s a heater for inner space
Morning Caos
I hate gravity
Gravity loves you though. It pulls you close :p
Close to the ground
It just wants you to fall hard for it
It's always keeping me at my lowest
or the most grounded
The ground isn't safe I rather levitate
We were just shown of the dangers of planes o.o they are off the ground! The air is not safe!
that's because gravity
planes can be distracted by a real bird at any moment and start a mating dance that would seriously harm anyone inside the plane
you shouldn't fly
Mobile blenders
yeah I think that's minced meat galore tbf
not just bouncing around
the meme becomes harsher to watch when you imagine the pool of blood instantly creating inside and filling the cabin
Awkay time to cut on caffeine for today
I need some but ..
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The guy has such a great ear for music, always finds the most catchy stuff to make into songs
plus apparently he's done this song while livestreaming every step
Disaster as in the fact they basically turned the gameplay loop into a literal pay to win by the fact you can buy bursters, ect.
Also generally the way they fumbled through the management of the game left a sour taste for me, and I played back in the very early days of the game
And yeah, PoGo would have had nothing if it wasn't for the Ingress dataset they backed it off 🤣
I don't know what the game is like now, but I quit around the time they started selling the packs if i recall
I can agree on that, they went backwards on their promise of “no pay to win”.
I honestly don’t know of anyone who buys the burster packs, I do get the monthly subscription for the extra stash space and CMUs to buy vanity badges every so often, as well as Q caps.
Still annoyed they got rid of the quantum trashcans for duping keys though…… makes field ops a pain in the arse for both factions…
Ah the joys of the cans, free items at random
They realised they couldn't viably sell the stuff if people can get it for free, that'll be why they got rid
I always thought it was weird how many fire pokemon were near the water for me
Yeah some of the locations you find Pokemon in when playing PoGo was .. interesting
Don’t get me started on pogo 😆 In Rhodes (Sydney) there was a rather infamous triple pokestop location that used to be packed on the daily and lured 24/7 😆
Niantic removed one of the pokestops and changed the other to a gym after council complaints (people kept leaving trash all on the ground etc), but they also removed portals 💀
That said, it was one of the few locations that was possible to spawn all the starter evolutions.
Sydney Harbour and Circular Quay were also 24/7 lures.
That would make sense. They’re very focussed on pleasing the stock market investors 😑
I remember when restaurants would advertise they were pokestops or you could get a pokestop while dining with them
I saw a few offering a discount for PoGo players, like 5% or something
Ingress was the opposite. If there’s a pub or bar, odds are it was also a portal or had 3 portals next to it for booze n hacks.
ingress allowed graffitis to be portals
Still a popular thing to do too. Go to pub, meet with other agents. Have beers. Hack gears.
Yeah, their portal standards were .. flaky at best
Yup, but only decent graffiti. Next I’m out I’ll take some shots of some for ya.
some, still somehow made it into pokemon go
