off-topic

[small berry]

I mean that's what owning a business means nowadays with how expensive shit is

relying on your workers to live for your business cause that's the only way you can do it

someone is actually sick and can't work? Your free day has been erased, welcome to work

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[hollow tree]

Not by choice but ye

[junior hawk]

You’re being forced to become American

[hollow tree]

Little bit

[small berry]

Then she needs to put on some weight to blend in

[cyan acorn]

come over here

[junior hawk]

Where’s here

[cyan acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703417579376476265/1252597250597589174/merica-bald-eagle.gif?ex=6672cb98&is=66717a18&hm=4d6ca0b31652a11843909aa84dd7403da7f87be6dd148c31f05cac55b191156a&

Murica

[hollow tree]

Family breakdown

Being kicked out and all that flights are booked for September but that’s too far out sorta deal

[cyan acorn]

Whatchu mean??

I am missing alot of context

[junior hawk]

Bro your parents kinda suck

[hollow tree]

Me and you both. My mother flipped out over nothing basically because she’s in need of actual psychiatric help

Told me to get gone so I’m at work applying for loans and being declined because I’ve never had credit to try and pay for a flight next week

[cyan acorn]

Where do u live if you dont mind me asking? I do not live with my parents anymore.

[hollow tree]

Paddy you should see the messages

Scotland

[cyan acorn]

Ahhhh

Idk why but i thought u stayed with a significant other...

I think i am getting you mixed up with someone else from a while ago...

[hollow tree]

My partner is in America rn

[cyan acorn]

Oh i see i see. Do you plan on staying in scotty or plan to move to the states

[hollow tree]

Well he’s American I should say but yeah things are awful

I qualified for immigration and originally was planning on leaving in September. Things came to a huge head last night and this morning

[cyan acorn]

Similar to myself actually but i am moving to Paris to stay with my fiance in a year or so

[hollow tree]

Yeah my mother needs help but won’t get it and i can’t stomach another two months of this

[cyan acorn]

I definitely...can relate

But i am not here to spill the tea about my life

[hollow tree]

So I’m trying to find the money to pay for my flight to be moved up basically

[cyan acorn]

All i can hope for is to give you supportive guts/grit. Especially bcuz i know how it is to be trapped with those u cannot stand

[small berry]

I'm surprised the airline couldn't find some other route with some stopover somewhere in europe for a less booked flight

[hollow tree]

Thank you I appreciate that a lot it’s just good to know there’s someone in my corner from time to time

[cyan acorn]

Keep ya hopes up high and head down low is how i move

[hollow tree]

It’s just because it’s so soon k think

[cyan acorn]

Its bcuz i GET it

Like its either i had to get away from my mother or one of us became a statistic

[hollow tree]

I think because it would be within 7 days they put the costs up and it needs paid in full

Yeah my mother is much the same and she’s been physical before and I don’t feel like getting to that point again

[small berry]

I remember once my mum crouched like a tiger and leaped at my dad when she was mad, only happened once, that they'd like to admit

parents are cool

[hollow tree]

My dad is spineless and goes along with whatever mum says

[small berry]

yeah usually it do be like that in dysfunctional relations

[hollow tree]

I can’t be there no more, no place for me and I’m good

Usually I’d be upset and crying and everything else but I think I’m just accepting of it at this point

[small berry]

We don't choose our blood family, there's not much we can feel about it cause there's not much we can do about it

I think our brain knows to some extent

[cyan acorn]

the funny part is bonds i made with strangers is stronger than that of blood relatives...

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/spill-the-tea-girl-gif-13235317

[hollow tree]

True but at this stage I think I just know it’s detrimental and I never wanna be the kid that disowns their parents you know but at this point I dunno how much more I can take

[small berry]

I consider it my responsibility to not hate my parents no matter what effed up stuff they've done to me or people I love, sons and daughters are not supposed to live with those feelings

[cyan acorn]

See thats the funny part... my mah tried to...well it doesnt matter really. Shes done some fucked up shit yet i can never DISOWN her in a word

[hollow tree]

I don’t hate my mother, she just needs help she won’t get

[small berry]

and there's not much to be done about that, even the smallest thing that would help is absurd to those type of people

[hollow tree]

Yeah she says she’s seeing a therapist but turns out she lied

[small berry]

they have every right to feel like they feel cause, reasons

[cyan acorn]

Trying to save face..

[hollow tree]

So she’s getting no help for anything and if anyone ever says anything she just cries and plays victim

[small berry]

they're not hurting people, it's people that are hurting them and thus why they lash out

they can't help it

[cyan acorn]

Yea thats what i try to keep in mind "Jeff". I see her as hurting which is why i cannot fully demonize her...

[small berry]

destructive personalities are really a fucked up thing

[cyan acorn]

I remember one time she broke down on my bday and i ended up with cake all in my hair

[night plume]

I hope they stay away from you to limit your exposure x.x

[icy pecan]

[cyan acorn]

You never really understand how hurt your parents are unless you see em cry like a child...in front of the child

I learned empathy as i got older...or i grew out of my edgey phase

[small berry]

They're weaker than they could ever imagine

[cyan acorn]

mhmmm

[icy pecan]

Hmmm not so uplifting topic

[cyan acorn]

lmao

[small berry]

A recurrent one nontheless

[cyan acorn]

i am just trying to sympathize with Eggirl

[hollow tree]

Sorry Alpha

[cyan acorn]

cuz some ppl really needs an ear

[icy pecan]

Why be sorry

[hollow tree]

It’s okay I just wanted to give you heads up in case I vanish is all for a bit

Not uplifting my bad

[night plume]

Possibility of cake today or tomorrow!!!!!!
(Uplifting convo >.>)

[icy pecan]

That’s not really a issue lol I was just making a observation

[hollow tree]

Oh my bad

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-with-no-legs-scared-cat-cat-gun-escape-cat-cat-with-wobbly-legs-gif-25278887

[cyan acorn]

why cant we post memes here

so dumb!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703417579376476265/1252601764809674762/ksUFHT6X2kvylCNp.mp4?ex=6672cfcc&is=66717e4c&hm=fc9e8328eb8d7457ef55391050209f2a3fccba63684dc9e5e6488a580db1a466&

[icy pecan]

[night plume]

This isn't the meme channel?

[cyan acorn]

no no its relevant

[icy pecan]

Not with that attitude it isn’t

[night plume]

You know, I think by now I am a flopping meme 🤔

[cyan acorn]

no u not

u Dumud

[icy pecan]

Exactly flopping meme

[cyan acorn]

anyone got any good anime to recommend?

me want watch...me no know...

what am i saying idk how many weebs exist here

[small berry]

not me

[icy pecan]

A lot

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-tf2-it-could-be-you-it-could-be-me-spy-gif-23428031

[night plume]

Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi
Dubbed, unless you speak fluent Japanese.

[cyan acorn]

See

I want to enjoy Monogatari...but thats a perfect example of an anime that loses alot in translation

no matter how good the localization may be I cannot understand half the shit im looking at

[junior hawk]

You’re all weebs

The lot of ya

[cyan acorn]

Nah u cant prove

[night plume]

Abeno made sure to translate dialects

[cyan acorn]

I no watch animu i just ask to weed out the animus

[junior hawk]

deploying weeb detecting drones

[cyan acorn]

why would someone need a detecting machine

u one of those closet weebs looking for his own waifu

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-coffee-duck-hand-duck-coffee-hand-gif-23963123

[cyan acorn]

this is cute gib me more of this!

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-little-big-arm-dance-go-bananas-gif-24079571

[cyan acorn]

nah thats creepy

[night plume]

Isn't that from Skibidi?

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-flying-birds-funny-as-hell-fail-gif-18251018

[small berry]

idk tbh

[night plume]

I think that is from Little Big: Skibidi

The original, not the romantic version. Romantic version is better xD

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/perro-wave-walking-jazz-hands-hi-gif-17412854

[small berry]

could be

I wish I could make collections of my gif library to have it organized

"Funny animals with animated limbs"

[cyan acorn]

lmao

[junior hawk]

Weebs don’t have sick ass drones to play with whenever they want,

[small berry]

or remote controlled battleships

[cyan acorn]

nu uh u lying

i wanna see!

[night plume]

We They have ship girls

[cyan acorn]

gross!

[junior hawk]

How do I post pics here

[cyan acorn]

Erm u post the picture in a private server

copy the link

Or post the same pic ina DM and copy link

But u didnt hear it from me...

[junior hawk]

Media or message link cause one of em pisses off a bit

Bot*

Fuck it yolo

[cyan acorn]

no idea

[small berry]

https://imgur.com/a/z5G7QWK

[night plume]

I use media link, but heard it didn't matter

[cyan acorn]

U owna boat?

[teal iron]

a fine ship!

[small berry]

my brother makes his own

https://tenor.com/view/floki-vikings-passionate-rain-storm-gif-8194711468716013326

[cyan acorn]

nah u cant keep coming in here with these cute pics WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM

i wanna 3d print the bee

[small berry]

remote controlled and all

[unborn mauve]

i know this thing, i just can't get the sourc eof the webcomic...

[teal iron]

The manga, "Solo Farming on the Tower"

I just use screen capture program to take pictures of the panels with cute bee

[unborn mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-soldier-smile-smirk-gaming-gif-16547909

I got the source now

[kindred sleet]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[teal iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sniff-png-cat-sniff-gif-22433088

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[unborn mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-solid-gif-24704841

[small berry]

I've never played the game does the cutscene really say that?

[cyan acorn]

can i ride the ship

[unborn mauve]

he actuzaly fucking say that (for the "check the internet lately")

[small berry]

If we get a hold of one of those guns that can miniaturize people, for sure

[cyan acorn]

wait so its a smol ship?

lemme look at the image again

[small berry]

I mean it's pretty sizeable

[cyan acorn]

im slow as fuck! its a pool lmao

[small berry]

keklmao

[junior hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440596866112159766/1252608234309554229/IMG_1857.jpg?ex=6672d5d3&is=66718453&hm=368b2c7e4e42576560274a0623e209a260067e64c2ab6c18e8749a85ef37cdea&

It’s media link btw

[cyan acorn]

oh u legit have a drone...

[small berry]

We got the goods

[cyan acorn]

u not one of those guys who has a camera on it...

[junior hawk]

That message link gonna give you the 5 minute time out

[junior hawk]

It does have a camera. It’s fpv. It doesn’t record though. I haven’t reached creeper status yet.

[unborn mauve]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499609996284133398/1040735586295742586/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[junior hawk]

I just wanna race em

[cyan acorn]

Casuals...

where can i finda man with real commitment

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-close-up-realty-gif-25982779

[junior hawk]

Prolly in the friend zone

[cyan acorn]

Jokes on you my friends list is empty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703417579376476265/1252609551828783206/f_00198a.png?ex=6672d70d&is=6671858d&hm=9e30cc43c4dcacc85d177d9d1d42689bfb2874e389b898a6b14fdeac818b45eb& gang gang

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/saved-jim-carrey-pathetic-pathetic-loser-loser-gif-5666692

No friends, no drones, no battleships. SMH

[cyan acorn]

anybody here listen to hard EDM or electro stuff?

man at this point im just grasping at straws

I need stimulus

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-cat-cat-my-honest-reaction-cat-with-the-hat-cat-in-the-hat-gif-25359607

[junior hawk]

No. I prefer like punk, and alternative rock. Little bit of rap, and some classical.

[cyan acorn]

AWWWWE

[junior hawk]

Also people playing random music on pianos is nice.

[cyan acorn]

By punk do u mean rock? or the sub genre?

I often get it mixed up tbh

[junior hawk]

Yeah. Punk rock. I think….

[humble parrot]

Good morning

[junior hawk]

Shit like greenday. Even though I’m not a big greenday fan

[cyan acorn]

Ahhh

i need an electro junkie to share music with

and engage in high stimulus combat

*contact
*conversation

[humble parrot]

Hello Nerzul

[small berry]

Sup Azrelus

[junior hawk]

High stimulus combat actually sounded cool

[small berry]

I was about to reply but the corrections made it a turn off

[junior hawk]

Yeah. They really dropped the interest stocks.

[cyan acorn]

.>

Is your name really jeff?

[small berry]

I have many names

[cyan acorn]

oh gawd youre one of them

[small berry]

oh god no

[cyan acorn]

Multi personality syndrome...dear i feel for u.. I am here for you to confide in..

We will get through this..

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-are-u-sre-abt-that-discord-gif-19727169

[small berry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780524375342317608/1070655361234763897/3C7E5C69-7702-4A7C-944A-E1EDB7D41C8E.gif

[cyan acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703417579376476265/1252613067770953818/Capture.PNG?ex=6672da53&is=667188d3&hm=e6084859c0f30064d977aae257c9a8359b96e6cc8b17851b22df3f5bcc2e1f67&

I like all genders

[icy pecan]

Huh

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-jim-carrey-liar-liar-silent-keep-silent-gif-19223684

[cyan acorn]

Guy thinkin he was funny above

[icy pecan]

Who paddy

[cyan acorn]

NO LMAO

right above my msg

[icy pecan]

Oh

[junior hawk]

To be fair I’m not above saying outlandish shit just to piss off people I don’t like

[cyan acorn]

i mean i wasnt lying..

[icy pecan]

About?

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/a-good-insult-gif-20630917

[cyan acorn]

ill fall in love with a tree if it makes me feel some type of way

[icy pecan]

Absolute destruction

[junior hawk]

Bro did you and your bf break up or something

[cyan acorn]

no lmao

[icy pecan]

The bf is the tree

[cyan acorn]

im still moving to paris i am just speaking facts

[cyan acorn]

DONT SPOIL IT

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9oQg3l2UVdvJ6zXnxFYLAzY5CC-CMyXhfn0I67iVRjT5Lg6UNWDg785-hl2Y4nSJQ44hxq4u0pyhOZ7b3TxVOdmwft13Vl77NuIYydReS

[icy pecan]

It’s ok I don’t know french trees so not completely spoiled

[cyan acorn]

BRO lmao im too hungry to deal with yall right now

what makes a tree french

[icy pecan]

Living in Paris for one

[teal iron]

it being from france

[cyan acorn]

lmao

Now its a pokemon pfp... u change your pfp MORE THAN ME!

[small berry]

Ngl as far as I understand there's one of the finest timber in france

the state can even cancel a purchase if they think it's not benefitting its national interests

[icy pecan]

Better than oak?

[small berry]

afaik they have a type of timber that is the best in the world to age, I think I remember correctly, wine

or age things in general

for barrels and whatnot however its called

[icy pecan]

Teak?

[small berry]

Pine I think

[junior hawk]

This is the most random chat

Y’all talking about regional timber

[icy pecan]

Why not

There is no rules against it

[junior hawk]

Our next topic should be about superior brands in the paper industry

[teal iron]

actually it's illegal to discuss timber on tuesdays

[icy pecan]

Plus we are trying to figure out ms misery tree bf

[teal iron]

I'm sorry but all of you are going to jail

[small berry]

timber tuesdays sounds good tho

[icy pecan]

[teal iron]

it was too good
the UN had to declare it illegal

[icy pecan]

You will never catch me alive

[humble parrot]

Don't worry, It's the UN

[teal iron]

I don't need to

[junior hawk]

The only sense this chat has made in the last hour was someone saying “I’m hungry”

[humble parrot]

They don't do anything

[teal iron]

ok drama queen 🙄

[icy pecan]

Same as nato lol

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-typing-anime-keyboard-computer-gif-25136436

[humble parrot]

Worse actually.

[junior hawk]

You’re the drama queen over here passing laws about trees and shit

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg-gif-15130785

[icy pecan]

I will hide

[small berry]

Today is Pepper steak day

I feel revitalized

[teal iron]

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

Do you know how ridiculous it is
That people keep letting the irony of me calling others "drama queen" fly over their heads?

I know satire and such is dead but come ON

[icy pecan]

No I don’t really think about it that much

[junior hawk]

Pepper steak sounds good af

I’m making manwich

[cyan acorn]

ppls dont talk about food right now...

[small berry]

TIL

first time I've seen a manwich in photos

[cyan acorn]

please dont post any images of your food...so i can get off to suffering from starvation...anything about that. High definition 4k food

[junior hawk]

Log way fool

That was supposed to say “go eat fool”

[cyan acorn]

i gotta wait

i have to wait till enough people are outside before i begin the hunt

[junior hawk]

You’ve never had manwich?

[small berry]

noup

[junior hawk]

I’m gonna need more info here misery

[teal iron]

you are so lucky I'm not allowed to use my nitro emotes

I had an animated high-definition chicken nugget emote coming right at you

[junior hawk]

It’s just sloppy joes honestly

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-yummy-cooking-delicious-gif-17850364

[cyan acorn]

omg please...

[icy pecan]

Now you can’t unsee it

[teal iron]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-nuggets-chicken-gif-13350576

[cyan acorn]

nah, if u knew the shit i had to do for food i lose all my invisible credit amongst u

[icy pecan]

Who said you had credit ?

[cyan acorn]

not the nuggies.. not the nuggies!

i only gotta wait 1 more hour...think of the prey! think of the prey!

[junior hawk]

What are making a fuckin pot pie in the oven?

I don’t understand how feeding yourself takes an hour in 2024

[cyan acorn]

Depends on your weight step daddy...

But even if you are around 150lbs i can make it work..if youre tall that is...

[junior hawk]

Am I being body shamed by a fuckin cannibal right now

I’m going to the gym

[icy pecan]

Wait what

[cyan acorn]

u never even told me your weight lmao

if it makes u feel better im not tiny

i wish i was down in my 200s

[junior hawk]

Bro I was just joking

[cyan acorn]

oh...me too

ha joke yea

[junior hawk]

You’re such a weeb I had to your last comment in an anime character voice

[night plume]

Manwich sloppy Joes? O.o

[frozen bluff]

I could go for a nice steak. I have a few in the freezer right now

Morning Y'all, hope you guys are doing okay

[cyan acorn]

Dont insert your tropes i am totally NOT a weeb

I watch...normal stuff like...

the news?

What do the young people watch nowadays man..

[frozen bluff]

Tiktok

[cyan acorn]

I heard that was getting banned or something

[frozen bluff]

Other than that, I have no idea 😂

[frozen bluff]

God I hope so. That would only be a benefit

[cyan acorn]

Only the bill passed in the US but lord knows how long it will be before it is enforced

However bcuz the company was sold off i think it stays

[frozen bluff]

Damn 😔

[cyan acorn]

Or rather a branch of the company has to be operated by another company or some political shit

the point being the parent company cannot be in china

So regardless they are going to back door or find a loophole to keep tiktok..

We will never win that war

[small berry]

As far as I understand tik tok ain't selling in the US and it should be banned some time in the future, that's the last update I had

[cyan acorn]

The big point was the whole data breach or security regarding tiktac

The US want some way of controlling the app

Thats all i know so instead we are opting to ban

[small berry]

Well, it's complicated

[cyan acorn]

Yep a bunch of propaganda but knowing china and its antics i actually cannot deny tiktac being an issue lol

[night plume]

Even though I saw the pic in off topic pictures, I just realized that was Cynic xD

[small berry]

yeah, China and the US are two very different countries, it comes down to different ways of controlling private business

[frozen bluff]

Malmud moment for real 😂

I figured it would make me easier to identify

[cyan acorn]

30 more minutes and i can eat...i am starting to hallucinate man!

[night plume]

It dows, but it takes me a few to associate new pics to name

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-food-beef-juicy-food-porn-gif-5039594

[frozen bluff]

Fortunately my name isn't gonna change anytime soon

[cyan acorn]

Thats why you a beta Direhowl

i dont even eat steak like that

[night plume]

Noms breakfast and sips coffee

[cyan acorn]

but ill tear up some breakfast food right now...

[frozen bluff]

Steak with onions and mushrooms sounds great

[cyan acorn]

OMG MUD!!!!

[rough fractal]

Psssst

[icy pecan]

Beta just means I’m In testing for alpha

[rough fractal]

Hi

[frozen bluff]

Hi there

[night plume]

I am eating a little late looking at the time lol

Morning

[rough fractal]

Whatchu eating mud

[night plume]

A Stouffers tv dinner xD
Romani crusted chicken. Has a piece of breaded chicken and some pasta with an herb butter sauce

[quartz magnet]

[cyan acorn]

thats not breakfast

[queen vale]

Anything's breakfast if it screams enough

[cyan acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703417579376476265/1252622361841373256/1250192924453634128.webp?ex=6672e2fb&is=6671917b&hm=b98bbeaa46a5cd8f619be426fbe2aa2507ad54ca9357c656edb51bbc2bda7e5b&

[night plume]

I was running late for work and was out of leftovers to bring.

[humble parrot]

Ratress

[night plume]

They should write down a lot of the jokes made here for cosmetic jokes for April Fools day lol

[teal iron]

https://tenor.com/view/katress-palworld-my-beloved-katress-my-beloved-gif-7839200939848956872

[cyan acorn]

No one loves me more than me

15 mins and i can finally hunt..

I wish all you prey luck...

[rough fractal]

How does one love kattess

[cyan acorn]

ask the 34

[rough fractal]

XD!!!! Yes ma'am

[quartz magnet]

[cyan acorn]

the things ive seen on nexus mods is insane

some ppl look at pals in a way i never will

[rough fractal]

What have you seen?

[cyan acorn]

they defiled my image

they will have divine judgement

[rough fractal]

Oh NOooo

[cyan acorn]

wait i just noticed ur pfp is a duck lol

Did u freaking draw that

[rough fractal]

I is duck

No I program Ai so things don't look deformed and then filter it using more Ai

[peak folio]

*considers playing the nintendo direct and not paying attention to it cause work*

[cyan acorn]

awwwe its cute yet intense little duckie

[rough fractal]

Indeed duck ♡

[cyan acorn]

but it was tainted by ai

As an artist i no longer mind ai tho

[rough fractal]

That's true but it was made with my image that I had in made ♡ one Ai however almost butchered it I Google lens it to he sure it didn't just steal an image

[cyan acorn]

oh

[rough fractal]

I have a couple duck pictures I had Ai make there pretty nice!

[cyan acorn]

Caos is making me a new pfp atm

[rough fractal]

What's it like?

[cyan acorn]

i will return to my true form

its kattress

I am too lazy to draw another pfp

[rough fractal]

I'm curious caos seems pretty talented around these parts

[cyan acorn]

Theyre a p- enthusiasts

Part of the kattress cult

[rough fractal]

Ah!! LoL still an art form

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/my-manwich-futurama-hermes-conrad-gif-20211375

[small berry]

If someone doesn't like Tom Macdonald I've got the perfect track for you, I can pm

[cyan acorn]

im starting to think u and Stepdaddy share the same brain cells

show up at the same time....

[cyan acorn]

Do u listen to EDM or electro>

[junior hawk]

Purely coincidental

[icy pecan]

Are you sure

[rough fractal]

Electro got some jams?

[cyan acorn]

I listen to it and im looking for someone to trade some tunes with

All these guys are too old and lack classical stuff

[night plume]

Caos made my pfp, minus the bikini, goatee, and mustache xD

[rough fractal]

It's lovely

[quartz magnet]

Caos made my pfp too!

[rough fractal]

Send me some music , i don't have much buuuuuut

[cyan acorn]

Ayo get me contact with this Caos.. dude sounds promising

We can recruit him to our kitty cult

[rough fractal]

Calling dibs on caos?

[quartz magnet]

nah. he succs

[rough fractal]

Lies

[cyan acorn]

I already set my sights on a fellow kattren

No child under my wing is the Succs

[rough fractal]

Do you listen to insignia?

[cyan acorn]

im nyot good with names

but i listen to legit everything that isnt rap

[rough fractal]

What's rap never heard of it

[cyan acorn]

But send some stuff my way and ill rate your tastes

i should go get something to eat

[rough fractal]

Yeah! Absolutely

[cyan acorn]

its time to hunt

[junior hawk]

Don’t body shame your prey

[cyan acorn]

u seem like the type to be a toothpick with a top hat

Rich on that vitamin bone marrow ahhhhh

[small berry]

isn't that counter productive

as long as it isn't thin

[cyan acorn]

let him seal his fate

he isnt worthy prey he is only a distraction

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104399808841662525/1252626784638337125/image.png?ex=6672e71a&is=6671959a&hm=5e3ee8ea816384c99efb8dcec9e30f427b683fe40025760c436672b08ffa51a9&

[quartz magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912388415868252220/1252626417796251821/IMG_7991.jpg

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-baka-sus-among-us-gif-27599519

[peak folio]

What in blazes

[junior hawk]

Nah I’m a chonker

220-230

[cyan acorn]

i cant believe i way more than u

but you might be shorter too

[small berry]

100kg unit

[junior hawk]

5 10

[cyan acorn]

yep im 5 11

too short

[junior hawk]

Man fuck you

[cyan acorn]

LMAO!

[junior hawk]

Tall ass

This is why you dating a tree

[cyan acorn]

if it makes u feel better that tree is also shorter than me!

hell hes shorter than u!

[icy pecan]

A sapling

[cyan acorn]

nah nah lets not get crazy!....thats too tall

[small berry]

sprout then?

[rough fractal]

I'm short 5 6

[small berry]

seedling?

[cyan acorn]

damn yall making me feel like an amazon cmon...

like i lied im actually 6

[night plume]

5'4"

[rough fractal]

That's ok most tall ladies are appealing anyways , MUD

I boop you

[night plume]

Beep o.o

[cyan acorn]

Duck is hitting on mud

Duck meet mud...

[rough fractal]

Duck

[cyan acorn]

scute

[rough fractal]

Muddyduck

[small berry]

Centimeters are cool

[cyan acorn]

centi meters dont exist here in merica

we measure in mountain dew

[rough fractal]

Centimeters...I saw centipede

[small berry]

FEED IT

[rough fractal]

Centipedes are not scary they just grabby

[small berry]

you clearly haven't seen the movie

[junior hawk]

I think Misery is drunk

[cyan acorn]

I am less terrified of Centipedes

than spooders

[teal iron]

did somebody say

[night plume]

I am 8, 16.9 oz mt dew bottles tall

[teal iron]

https://tenor.com/view/white-shiraori-kumoko-so-im-a-spider-so-what-run-gif-19265251

SPOODER

[cyan acorn]

I Actually just started that ANIME!!!

errr i mean i heard of it..

[quartz magnet]

oh hell nah

[cyan acorn]

i dont watch anime

[teal iron]

I've been recommended it a few times

My older brother has crunchyroll so maybe I'll watch it

[small berry]

there's an anime literally about anything no matter how much of it is acid induced

[junior hawk]

What’s that in math

[cyan acorn]

hes 5 6 in american

i just crunched the cans

[night plume]

I just googled Mt. Dew to make that joke >.>
I'm 5'4"

[cyan acorn]

shit i was off by 2 liters of mountain dew

[cyan acorn]

yes the thing about anime i hate is when they find a trend they run it into the ground

Isaikai is just the THING right now

Before it was highschool

[night plume]

The 16.9 oz are 8 inches tall.
64 inches = 5'4"
64in/8in = 8 Mt. Dew of the 16.9 oz variety

[small berry]

how much in Dr.Pepper

[cyan acorn]

Alright mud thats a bit too much math for the average merican

we dont even use that system anymore as it was too much. we measure in french fries

it was passed back in 2022

[night plume]

Oh, you hate me >.>

[lament flicker]

First

[night plume]

7.143 Dr. Pepper bottle tall, 20 oz

[lament flicker]

Dr pepper is dog water

[cyan acorn]

ok let me stop messing around i really do need to go find food

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/voldemort-harry-potter-avada-kedavra-gif-12401009

What do you guys play when WoW is down

[small berry]

people playing WoW, ew.

[cyan acorn]

i dont play wow im normal..

[small berry]

idk what's worse, WoW or Overwatch

[queen vale]

Overwatch

[small berry]

how is it not closed down at this point I wont understand

they killed the game with the hitboxes update and for some reason that didn't fully kill the community

[queen vale]

Sunk costs, people invested so much timr and money

[small berry]

bunch of weaklings I say

[night plume]

I am too cheap to pay for WoW >.>
I usually walk around the house cleaning things, then start rearranging things b4 I sit down and play a random game that won the lottery that day

[small berry]

junkies

[peak folio]

Is WoW old enough to drink yet?

[junior hawk]

Wow is old enough to drink

[small berry]

way over

[junior hawk]

I’ll just get humbled on SC2 fuck it

[teal iron]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gaming-automatons-malevelon-creek-gif-12533518342521227876

[cyan acorn]

WoW is also old enough to die!

LET IT BE PUT TO REST

https://tenor.com/view/put-these-foolish-ambitions-to-rest-gif-216757235936934843

[teal iron]

me when someone asks me about fortnite

[cyan acorn]

lmao

[peak folio]

It’s 21 in the US

[cyan acorn]

nu uh its like... 10 37am

[peak folio]

stahp

[cyan acorn]

its prey time...food...on zee prowl for a meal outside

[icy pecan]

Eastern time zone gang

[night plume]

You don't keep pies in the freezer to quick bake, put on the windowsill, and lure food with?

[small berry]

True, right

then it's not yet 21, next year it'll make em

[cyan acorn]

i relly love the way u think but no. if i had money that would be the play. But step daddy would never fall for that

[night plume]

They should throw an in game party event to celebrate

[cyan acorn]

I need to get serious if i want to lure that mf in

[small berry]

where they announce they're closing down the entire company?

that would be a real party

[peak folio]

Holy crap Metroid Prime 4 finally?

[night plume]

XD

[peak folio]

Didn’t they announce this like a thousand years ago?

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869597801976328233/1252634488807362650/image.png?ex=6672ee46&is=66719cc6&hm=770c63798b3099e6090b7fb9b2e4b90e6f5895af22b932d7699243ba9e6750c2&

[small berry]

I really miss footmen frenzy

[peak folio]

Switch Successor launch title

[humble parrot]

Yup

[sick flame]

coming 2025

[junior hawk]

No fuckin way

[sick flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMAgmdR8jwU&t=2s

[teal iron]

just to clarify this is going to be a first-person shooter, right

[humble parrot]

Yes?

[peak folio]

First person adventure

[humble parrot]

Scan everything

[teal iron]

Ok good

Given the time lag I was worried they had decided on some nonsense like another sidescroller

[unborn mauve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5I3DcapElQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-money-gif-5613022

[peak folio]

Mario Bros Brothership

[sick flame]

and new mario party

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1096476182695923772/1252632730705985639/image.png?ex=6672eca3&is=66719b23&hm=27db9d9af143edf13d83e5bd7447ca4edc13b5497088c7a49fe9b7fa3dad6cbd&

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-wtf-wtf-cat-the-fuck-cattitude-gif-17563019

[cyan acorn]

Do you have ADHD?

are u trying to out cute me!

Pick 1 pfp per day

[tough comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709853612385501246/1252640017009086464/ddpioa2-dce90a25-5a14-40e1-a7d4-3e4108f7bf64.png?ex=6672f36c&is=6671a1ec&hm=7acba9dba0733bd0e1f91132b5d05c16ea15dc9b484b6e980bdb82cc8ad110fd&

[icy pecan]

Who is going to be the judge of the cutest contest

[teal iron]

Me

I think I'm the cutest
🏆🐝

[rough fractal]

Duck

[icy pecan]

That’s bias not worthy of being a judge

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-time-cat-love-pet-gif-23419541

[tough comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709853612385501246/1220558949154164786/supreme_champion_1.jpg?ex=6672ea5a&is=667198da&hm=65b59330605b9ab9b55231d3e5c8448e9086545dfae9fa8d6cbefa079809288c&

[rough fractal]

Yesssss!!Duuuckk!!!

[peak snow]

No Palworld for Switch??

That direct was hot ass

[grand falcon]

There was a Nintendo direct? Any news about pokemon Z?

[kindred sleet]

Nope

[peak snow]

Hell nah

They don’t know how to market

[kindred sleet]

Also bro wants the impossible port for palworld lol
That thing needs more ram
Or maybe the switch 2 would help. . . . . . . . Nah ain't seeing that

[grand falcon]

Ngl, I'm worried about what pokemon Z is gonna be like

It's apparently supposed to all take place in a city

[peak folio]

I’m still weirded out by Lego Horizon being on Switch. 😆

But that’s smart

[grand falcon]

Shush......we don't talk about that monstrosity existing

[peak folio]

Hey, that game looks dope.

[small berry]

Pokemon GTA sounds pretty nice

[grand falcon]

No.....no it doesn't

[rough fractal]

Haha xD yall are fun

[tough comet]

even better, the funko pop game

[grand falcon]

That game actually does look interesting

[humble parrot]

💀

[peak folio]

What’s weird about it is it’s a playstation game with a PlayStation license delivering on Switch. Like 🤯

[humble parrot]

Well

Kingdom Hearts is all over the place

[peak folio]

Kingdom Hearts is Disney and Square.

Neither of them own a console platform.

[humble parrot]

Hopefully never in Disney's case

[peak folio]

Doesn’t seem to be in their ambition

[humble parrot]

Destroying their IPs is

[peak folio]

He’ll the first thing they did after buying Star Wars was close Lucas Arts

*Hell

[grand falcon]

Disney and marvel have deals

Which, if I'm not mistaken, marvel games are only on PS

[humble parrot]

Deals? Disney owns Marvel

[tough comet]

if theres 9 circles of hell ,then playing that would be on the 10th

[peak folio]

Sony has separate Marvel licenses but they couldn’t be the same universe so that’s why we get spidyverse movies or something

But Disney owns Marvel Proper, yes

[tough comet]

what doesnt disney own?

[humble parrot]

Good writers

[grand falcon]

Me

[tough comet]

[rough fractal]

Good story telling

Here's a joke

How does a mono tell a story

O

Duck

[queen vale]

"Introoooducing the Disn-EE, a new tablet and VR experience to really immerse yourself in the world of magic, where please help me the fun never ends and where am i you never need to be away from your friends at Disney i can't see i can't see. Enjoy being part of our world!"

"Where the fun never please stops."

[rough fractal]

I wanna jump off a cliff in VR with a gliding suit at Mach 10 speed

[grand falcon]

You know what I miss?

I miss when movies were good

[rough fractal]

I miss when movies were not online

[queen vale]

I miss the british empire

[queen vale]

For all records and references THIS IS A JOKE

[grand falcon]

doubt

[queen vale]

The sad part is I was already thinking "I need a disclaimer on this joke" before I'd even finished typing it because internet and people are terminally online

I was going to joke in leutenant dan style, and put missing my legs, but feared that might actually offend someone and couldn't be arsed with the grumbling

[frozen bluff]

More true than anyone is willing to admit

[frozen bluff]

I don't know, I thought it was hilarious

[grand falcon]

Ya, idk why people are so soft these days

People get offended over literally everything

[grand falcon]

I'm willing to bet you can find someone that would get offended over someone saying "snow" instead of "softly frozen water"

[queen vale]

Hell, I'#m even uncomfortable about the idea of meeting "new" people at public events in case I end up in the middle of some offended drama or something

"Ooooh I saw you aren't wearing a red wrist strap at this event, does that mean you support the genocide of moon dust?!"

[broken frigate]

I hate it to be very careful to what I am saying in the case that I could probably offend someone by saying this or that, that could be probably offend a person.

[grand falcon]

"I saw you bought a house, I guess you hate homeless people"

[peak folio]

[queen vale]

Absolutely. I mean I will make dark jokes, but they don't represent how I feel on a matter inherently, and I try to be diplomatic about how I engage with more sensitive topics, but at the same time I'm a fallible, squishy meatbag and will make mistakes"

[broken frigate]

Or discussions on discord

[grand falcon]

"I saw you bought a car, I guess your racist to horses"

[queen vale]

I try not to be too off the wall with stuff in general discords, but ones I've learned the vibe of or know the humour of I'll loosen the restraints a bit

And now I get accused of kink shaming 😄

[peak folio]

There’s nothing you can do about the hyper judgmental people feel better.

[broken frigate]

when mods interfere by saying that is not a theme we discuss here probably we trigger someone.

rolling eyes

[cyan acorn]

TRIGGERED

[peak folio]

Literally anything triggers people these days, sadly.

[queen vale]

Depends, if it's a topic that leads to just arguments I agree that in public those kind of topics should probably be eased up on, because many people can't have a civil discussion at times, and there are to be fair some sensitive topics to not really discuss in this kind of format too

[cyan acorn]

I dont appreciate Myles having a wolf as a pfp as it offends people who identifies as a wolf like myself

So stop

[queen vale]

Howl do you feel about people who identify as pixels on a screen then? As that's the image!!

[grand falcon]

I ain't sayin this is right, but back then we all hated each other equally

But I miss when back then you could go in a cod lobby, and say anything you wanted

[queen vale]

😄

[cyan acorn]

u have no idea how much i miss being called R**ard

as weird as that sounds smack talking is a stress reliever

[hearty sonnet]

Talking about the mods behind our backs is so offensive I could literally DIE

[peak folio]

Or back when a hard f meant an f-bomb?

[cyan acorn]

LMAO

[grand falcon]

I'm offended you used the word mod

I'm gonna cancel you on Twitter

[queen vale]

It took me a second to realize which word you meant then, and then another to process "Wait maybe they mean smack talk not something else..."

[hearty sonnet]

I'll make a Twitter account just so you can cancel it, cuz I don't wanna offend

[peak folio]

I’m offended there are multiple PFPs here with red eyes, this is making fun of color blind people.

[grand falcon]

The correct name for "mod"

Is "overly obese, emotionally unstable person"

[queen vale]

Doesn't hard F mean a lady with an erection now?

[peak folio]

Wait, really?

[hearty sonnet]

Oh I know, I have Instagram so I see the memes hahaha

[broken frigate]

Yes so what themes are safe to be discuss on it .. the weather?

[peak folio]

(this is a joke)

[queen vale]

I'm joking so I really hope not! If I have accidentally discovered a trend I'll be mortified

[cyan acorn]

Nothing is safe and thats what people these days need to understand. I dont wana sound like that girl but people are just...soft

I just dont know how else to express it

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-meme-discord-vc-voice-chat-gif-8990231360457564883

[peak folio]

Nah it’s gotten to the point of it backfiring hardcore for better or for worse.

[hearty sonnet]

Oh my god that guy looks ridiculous

[peak folio]

https://youtu.be/Q3juzATm5uU

[cyan acorn]

butt hes real

[queen vale]

The world has rough and sharp edges, you can't coddle people and protect them from them all. You can make it safer, but you sometimes gotta touch the hot stove to learn not to do it again

[hearty sonnet]

Oh I bet he is hahaha

He gotta be

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-gif-18242678

[frozen bluff]

Good afternoon y'all

[hearty sonnet]

One of the thinner Discord Mods

[cyan acorn]

NAH THIS IS VERY ACCURATE!

Yes its exaggerated but this is legit what alot of fucking convos boiled down to with randoms

Excuse me, i didnt meant offend

[peak folio]

It’s so close to real it’s terrifying

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-11068313027749760090

[cyan acorn]

Like i gotta start EVERY CONVO WITH EXCUSE ME OR pls pardon my ignorance

[peak folio]

It makes no difference

[cyan acorn]

someone needs to make a cute picture of everybody wearing those bubble jackets and steyrofoam suits

[queen vale]

Petition to start every conversation with an airhorn to ensure maximum focus

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-monkey-discord-moderator-select-2020-gif-19647680

[cyan acorn]

OK RREAL TALK hear me out?!

[cyan acorn]

HOW CAN ANYONE GET THAT BIG!

[queen vale]

That's not what she said

[night plume]

Lol

[frozen bluff]

"I Said it louder than everyone Else"

[cyan acorn]

u could roll that guy sideways!

[grand falcon]

You'd be surprised that, that's nothing compared to the heaviest man alive

[frozen bluff]

Mr. Mud, fancy seeing you here again

[night plume]

I popped in and saw a funny

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-mods-discord-admin-gif-21872852

[frozen bluff]

Was it me? 🥺

[queen vale]

https://preview.redd.it/0hswokbo3lk51.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=dc5ec5b585facea6cd8551204b1d8966062c86fc

[cyan acorn]

is it bad i wanna console the one that fell...

like a fat baby

[queen vale]

No, it's empathy, apparently a good thing.
I miss mine

[night plume]

I saw a, "that's not what she said" joke xD

[frozen bluff]

Ahh rip

[grand falcon]

HAHAHAH

radio just started playing

And the song playing is

Weird als, parody song of "beat it" called "eat it"

So ironic considering we are talking about fat Discord mods 🤣

[cyan acorn]

what was your old pfp

cuz my memory says i know u

[night plume]

Just Eat It by Weird Al

[queen vale]

That song's awesome

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-al-yankovic-fat-weird-al-eat-it-singing-gif-17521129

[cyan acorn]

dude that brings back memories

[frozen bluff]

Mouse in a purple hoodie with the sky backdrop

[night plume]

THE GIFS TOLD ME THERE WEREN'T ANY!

[frozen bluff]

I just made this one last night

[cyan acorn]

OMG UR THE COOKING GUY U JERK!

U said u was going to teach me how to freaking cook but never did!

[frozen bluff]

Cooking guy, certified health nut, you name it 😂

I have recipes, but I've barely been around as of late. Rebuild period at work

[queen vale]

Apply heat to food for time on box.
Serve

[cyan acorn]

Oh your pfp is a mouse but i miss the old smoker mouse pfp

[cyan acorn]

No no this guy CAN COOK

[frozen bluff]

Smoker mouse? 😂

[cyan acorn]

i know how to cook but HIS dishes are so good

[queen vale]

You have a cultist fan it seems

[cyan acorn]

my cooking doesnt look like art but tastes good but his just look like freaking canvases

U DONT GET IT

[night plume]

I think your first pfp was a mouse leaning on a wall smoking a cigarette.

[queen vale]

I do, I just find it adorable ands hilarious

[cyan acorn]

a man that can cook is sooooo good

and the way he does it and how he takes photos

[frozen bluff]

What? I've never had a smoking pic 😂

[cyan acorn]

HES A CON ARTIST

[queen vale]

CONNOSEUR ARTIST HAH

[night plume]

You've had 3 pfps since I've known you.
A stock one, your previous, and this one.

[cyan acorn]

i didnt say it was a smoking mouse.. but your old pfp looked like he was blazed as fuck

go ahead and post it

every body will agree that mouse was done

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/demoted-discord-mod-discord-moderator-chat-mod-gif-22622277

[frozen bluff]

I posted it in the off topic art channel a while back

#1203411337636745296 message

For anyone who is curious enough

[queen vale]

I remember seeing that pic

[cyan acorn]

TOLD U

Smoker meouse

[frozen bluff]

I do have a fanart thing I can post later too

[night plume]

I was thinking they meant the one b4 that

[frozen bluff]

Possibly 🤔

I don't even remember what it was

I really dig the one I have now though

[night plume]

I just remember it was a stock photo and you were super excited to finally change it out.

[frozen bluff]

I didn't think I would end up with fans, it's flattering

[frozen bluff]

I was yeah. Then I made this one and decided to keep doing art stuff. Only one way to improve. Just like cooking

[night plume]

I like the newist one best

[frozen bluff]

Thank ya!

Aight y'all, gotta get back to work. Stay safe and healthy now

[cyan acorn]

nah man

i am no longer a fan u ignore me :L

oh shit nevermind hes gone...

[hearty sonnet]

🤣

Damn

[queen vale]

He's a busy man

[cyan acorn]

He keeps DOIN THIS

back to the cat den'

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-boxing-jump-yeet-gif-22560829

[hearty sonnet]

Kitty butt

[grand falcon]

So my blood pressure is alot lower then it was earlier today

But still not in the clear

The doc, just said my blood pressure was 110/90

[cyan acorn]

ok what range of blood pressure is considered good

[grand falcon]

Which she said the 110 is good, but the 90 is bad

[grand falcon]

IDK

[cyan acorn]

it always scares me when my doc was like ok girl 130/90.....thats good

im like BRO u said its OVER 90 how is that good

[grand falcon]

Ya the doc just said 90 is bad sooooo 🤣

You might have some issues as well

[cyan acorn]

yea bcuz its low

NO!!!!

[grand falcon]

No, it's high

[cyan acorn]

;-; dont say that! say its normal pls!

how is 110 low tho...maybe 110 is normal

[grand falcon]

If I gotta suffer so do other people

[cyan acorn]

i need to research this...

A normal blood pressure reading for most adults is less than 120/80 millimeters of mercury (mmHg):

[grand falcon]

110 idk if it's "normal"

But it's lower then what I had when I went to the ER

When I went to the ER I had 150/89

[cyan acorn]

fucking hell

yea i have high blood pressure that bitch was lying

"its good" NO ITS NOT

hell i gotta go back and check my medical records bcuz i remember it being up to 150 once

[night plume]

The high and low is different for men and women

[cyan acorn]

;-;

[queen vale]

Don't forget to take into account exercise, any medication they are on, etc as well as general wellness

[cyan acorn]

yea i take adderall so i keep having check ups

so idk if its normal readings or what not but still!

[night plume]

You also have to take into account when it was taken.

[sick flame]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1803112688232378423

Dexerto (@Dexerto) on X

Nvidia is now the worlds most valuable company passing Microsoft

Twitter · Jun 18, 2024, 5:08 PM

[grand falcon]

Nah don't give ANY hope

If I suffer, someone must suffer with me

[peak folio]

https://fxtwitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/1803077085134545156

[hearty sonnet]

Wow, some positivity for a change

[grand falcon]

Nah, you take that back right now

That vote is rigged

[hearty sonnet]

Screw you, bro.
There, I balanced out the positivity with some negativity

That's the best I can do

[grand falcon]

WOOOOW is it because of my race?!?!

[night plume]

That's the meanest I think I've seen Shell o.O

[hearty sonnet]

I feel dirty now, having been so mean

[grand falcon]

Good 😠

[night plume]

With the comma, it doesn't come off too mean bc of the pause. But, Still the meanest I've seen Shell.

[grand falcon]

But nah

I wonder what the docs gonna tell me

[peak folio]

tbf there’s still like 21 hours left on the poll.

[hearty sonnet]

Did they unveil anything else noteworthy aside from a new Zelda?

[peak folio]

Metroid Prime 4 for 2925

[grand falcon]

Apparently it was pretty bad

Especially considering there was no news about pokemon Z

[peak folio]

2025*

[hearty sonnet]

Cuz all my friends are messaging me about a new Zelda, it's the only reason I know about it (I am busy today so I'm not all here)

[peak folio]

The not-lego zelda

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-no-nah-nope-gif-16649417

Wait, is Pokemon Z in the same boat as X and Y?

Like same gen?

[grand falcon]

Nah, it's gonna be the next legends game

[hearty sonnet]

Oooh okay

[grand falcon]

It's full name is

"Pokemon legends: A-Z"

[hearty sonnet]

A-Z!?!?

That's a lot of letters!

Brooo

[peak folio]

No it’s Z-A

[grand falcon]

Same thing smh

[hearty sonnet]

I have hepatitis A thru Z but that's unrelated

[grand falcon]

You also got diabetes type 5

[peak folio]

https://media.tenor.com/1Emah2MgAhoAAAAi/atoms-cry.gif

[hearty sonnet]

I get to trial the new diabetes before anyone else does

Blessed

[grand falcon]

Yup

[hearty sonnet]

Blood Type is ZZZ Negative

[grand falcon]

Tbh idk what blood type I even am

But I doubt anyone wants me inside them

Drum sound effect

[hearty sonnet]

I know mine only cuz it's on my army dog tags, which I still have somewhere

[peak folio]

🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️

[humble parrot]

Ababo

[hearty sonnet]

Lol I dunno why this is so funny to me

[grand falcon]

I wonder if my donating plasma has any effect on my blood pressure

Because when I went to the ER it was 150/89, when I went to go donate plasma(they take your blood pressure each time you go to donate), it was still 150/89

But now, after I donated(which was a few hours ago), it's down to 110/90

Life hack: donate plasma to not have high blood pressure

[night plume]

You couldn't have donated plasma at that blood pressure

[grand falcon]

I mean they let me sooooooo

[hearty sonnet]

I only donate plasma to Demons, and only with my Plasma Rifle

But they get a lot of it

[grand falcon]

My blood pressure, when I went to go donate:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/594661998915223583/1252680758317940776/Screenshot_2024-06-18-13-45-53-48_2f1f8a60b6e8468d34e01f0b0b794902.jpg?ex=6673195e&is=6671c7de&hm=60b580cf99bc6057a380ef7d8e81014604335ddb981a96c30db919ca7efbffb4&

[night plume]

Then they believe you are being monitored.

[grand falcon]

Doubt it

[clever jungle]

Fun fact you can spell miso soup using only emojis with no repeated emojis

[peak folio]

I hate how region letters get all buried in discord

[hearty sonnet]

Taco Cat backwards is still Taco Cat

[peak folio]

Tac Ocat

[quartz magnet]

🇸🇴🇺🇵

oh fuk

[hearty sonnet]

Miso Oops

[quartz magnet]

🇸 🇴 🇺 🇵

[small berry]

Ratphabet

[clever jungle]

Different then I thought but still works I was thinking Ⓜ️ℹ️🆘🅾️🆙

[hearty sonnet]

There it is

Behold

[clever jungle]

Behold the wonders of miso soup

[small berry]

I see the downtime we've seen in the memes channel has left some scarred

[quartz magnet]

[cinder geode]

Hello, how is everyone today?

[rough fractal]

Caos?

Shell?

Oh nvm I was lagging

[grand falcon]

Well......the doc prescribed me some type of meds

But I'm only supposed to take it for 2 weeks, because in 2 weeks I gotta go back and get blood work done and my physical done

(They couldn't do my blood tests today, because I donated plasma today)

[frozen bluff]

Good afternoon y'all, hope you guys are doing okay

I got less than an hour before my shift ends

I got to swing the big hammer today

That was fun

One of the guys I was working with missed and it threw him off balance, almost knocked him over

[hearty sonnet]

Hell yeah

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/tinkaton-hammer-pokemon-gif-13096012832908598427

[frozen bluff]

BONK

https://tenor.com/view/king-dedede-kirby-dedede-melee-gif-24033203

[rough fractal]

I can't wait for the palworld update it's gonna be so cool!!!

[peak folio]

It’ll be a shroomer shooter

[hearty sonnet]

Lmao

shrOOM Eternal

[rough fractal]

sherooms call of the wild puffball edition

[peak folio]

🍄

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/oyster-mushroom-doubleblind-shroom-fungus-fungi-gif-25084348

[rough fractal]

Tizz bark mushroom poisonous do not eat

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/mushroom-glowing-changing-colors-gif-15760049

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rainbow-trippy-chill-gif-5102011

[frozen bluff]

Good afternoon y'all I have returned from wErk

[rough fractal]

I'm still awake

[small berry]

I'm still awake too

[peak folio]

Hi still awake and still awake too!

[small berry]

Are you still awake too?

[grand falcon]

Ngl, I'm kinda worried about taking this new medicine 🤣

[small berry]

Foooken take those anxiety meds boy

Swallow em like candy and fly boy

https://tenor.com/view/pharmacylife-pharmaste-gif-19996961

[olive seal]

When at the dentist am I supposed to look at the dentist directly into their eyes?

[small berry]

yes

[olive seal]

It intimidates me tho

[small berry]

deal with it

[olive seal]

She kinda cute tho, should I flirt while she inside my mouth?

[deft python]

Idk about where you live, but for some reason where I live 95% of the dentists are pretty women

Just look at her pretty face or something, it's better than the bright ass lamp

[small berry]

why not just closing your freaking eyes you weirdos

[olive seal]

Bet, I won’t even blink

[deft python]

Because they're having a conversation with me

[small berry]

Do your eyes influence how you speak?

how are they having a conversation with you

if they're inside your mouth wtf

[deft python]

No 2head but it's common courtesy to look at someone when they're talking to you

They ask questions and you hit them with the nod or shake head

[small berry]

so they hurt your gum cause you moved?

[deft python]

Also they know about me already because I visit every 6 months

[olive seal]

What dentist pickup line do you all know?

[deft python]

Never, my dentists are great at their job

Occasionally there's even emotional support dogs in the lobby for patients

[small berry]

"I thhuuunnnhhnhk yhhohhourh ppphhrhehtty"

[olive seal]

Mine left to lunch during my appointment and told me to wait for the entirety of their lunch

[deft python]

Bruh wtf

I'd be unhappy if that happened ngl

[small berry]

I've seen that done to kids a lot

they won't even realise

[olive seal]

They do an amazing job but they take their sweet time

[small berry]

"I'm sorry I thought this would take less time we're gonna have to reschedule"

[olive seal]

And wait two more weeks???nah I’m good 😭

[night plume]

Going to try to make some up.... Expect horribleness

If I were a cavity, I'd let you fill me.

If I were plaque, I would stick to you too.

(If you want to be the overly brainy one) If I were calculus, I would stick to you too.

I used to floss every day, but I wanted to see you more.

I could stare up at you all day.

[small berry]

you went too far

[night plume]

Thought of another:

You've got a purty mouth, mhmm

[night plume]

Which one?

[small berry]

just the thought of it

I now know that while you stare at your cute dentist you think of that sort of stuff

that's too far

[night plume]

I can tell you what I actually think of while I stare at the random hygienist I get every time I go even though I schedule to see the same one every time.
(No, I'm not annoyed by that at all >.>)

[olive seal]

I think I’m just gonna stare at the light

[night plume]

I try to stare at the ceiling and see if I can make/find shapes or creatures in the lines/squiggles.
I'll also try to use the hygienist face shield as a mirror and people watch outside of the room.

[small berry]

why is it so hard to close your eyes

[night plume]

I get bored

[small berry]

people overlook chances to meditate

[night plume]

The hygienist I had as a kid, up until I was adult, she and I would talk. It has been many years since she has retired, but I am still not used to how silent everyone is when I go to the dentist.

[small berry]

we talk when we're waiting for the dentist to come check up things or after she's done and she's typing stuff in the computer

not while she's working

[night plume]

The head dentist would even talk to all the kids. He would have everyone write down information and, with permission from parents, mail every kid a personalized letter from Santa for Christmas.

I understand not talking during, but I'm not used to it lol

[olive seal]

It was a guy this time so I just closed my eyes and hoped for the best

[deft python]

Why are you so obsessed with closing your eyes
They give you sunglasses for a reason 😭

In my opinion it seems weirder to avoid eye contact entirely than to just sit there and have a one sided conversation for 30-45 minutes

[peak folio]

So uh…

https://marketplace.dndbeyond.com/category/3709000

What’s the buzz on this? 🗿

[humble parrot]

What about it

Give me some context

[peak folio]

It’s a new version of the PHB

But still 5e

[peak folio]

https://fixupx.com/_sidenius_/status/1803016620572368909

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/alright-survived-who-survived-hopeful-gif-19894855

[teal iron]

🔇

Sound has been turned off sir!

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/war-face-gif-19038959

I wonder if there is gonna be a hurricane or just a tropical storm

Off the east coast

[cyan acorn]

u gotta be kidding...

[teal iron]

https://tenor.com/view/kumoko-shiro-shiraori-kumo-desu-ga-nani-ka-so-im-a-spider-so-what-gif-19640195

[icy pecan]

Such a odd looking spider

[teal iron]

I think the word you meant to use was "cute"

[icy pecan]

I guess my thing is I never expected a anime to be about a spider

So it’s odd to me

[teal iron]

Clearly you don't understand anime

[icy pecan]

Clearly lol cause I don’t watch it

[teal iron]

If it's a thing that exists there's an anime where someone has been isekai'd into it

[icy pecan]

Tho I have watched naruto and the gate anime

https://tenor.com/view/gate-jsdf-get-real-helicopter-attack-helicopter-noobs-vs-zombies-tycoon2-gif-19169655

This one

I honestly was laughing my ass of during the whole thing thinking… that’s all 40-80 year old equipment…. And is technically not even a true military

If they opened a gate into the US

[cyan acorn]

No such a CUTE looking spider

she looks more weird once she gets armor