off-topic

[distant yarrow]

Good luck at work <3

[frozen bluff]

I misread this as "extermination"

I was like DAAAAMMN

[distant yarrow]

Roflmao I meannn

[night plume]

Get him home, then sometime later, her dad calls me xD "your brother was the best thing to happen to her. Please make him reconsider" that is the only bit of the conversation I remember, it was what prompted me to make him tell me what happened.

[distant yarrow]

That works too

[frozen bluff]

Side Quest Unlocked: Reigniting the Spark

[night plume]

Heck no xD

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-claus-squidward-spongebob-lol-gif-3522794

I mean if she was psychotic like that

You would send her for extermination too

[night plume]

I am a horrible match maker. Everything would end in disaster

[peak folio]

Yeah no, definitely don’t want that kind of baggage

[frozen bluff]

I am sure your brother is grateful that you, in fact, did not make him reconsider

[night plume]

He found new psychotic baggage on his own xD

[distant yarrow]

Oi

[frozen bluff]

I mean I still have some time, but I'll be gone in about 25 minutes

[distant yarrow]

http://pa1.narvii.com/6601/e3f10ed18481f833f140d91a9954a4466d6c9162_00.gif

[frozen bluff]

I still have yet to find any baggage, but if I do happen to find said baggage, I feel like I'd probably like them enough to not consider them baggage 😂

[night plume]

I remember telling his fiance one day, "I'm sorry, he went through so many girls, remind me of your name again?"

[distant yarrow]

Just use a burlap sack. +100 baggage.

Her name?

#517'

[night plume]

They got a divorce shortly after I remembered it

[frozen bluff]

I am very good at remembering names and numbers for some reason

[distant yarrow]

Wait would it still be a divorce if you are only engaged to a person? XD

[frozen bluff]

I hate it sometimes because it means people use me as a reference

[hearty sonnet]

I'm only good at remembering what people don't like to eat lol

[frozen bluff]

What do I not like to eat?

[night plume]

They married, had 2 kids

[hearty sonnet]

I mean IRL friends, I dunno what you eat lol

[distant yarrow]

D:

[frozen bluff]

Anything healthy and high in protein

[frozen bluff]

Ahhh, blah. I feel for the kids :(

[distant yarrow]

Why do people have kids when they aren't even sure about their relationship XD

[night plume]

I am good with numbers, terrible with names. I have to put notes on everyone here bc if you change your name/pic just slightly I have no idea who you are.
Ex: I forgot who Cynic was for a while when his pic updated >.>

[distant yarrow]

It seems to be a reoccurring theme

[night plume]

Don't. He got full custody and has found a woman who is great with them.

[hearty sonnet]

I'm not bringing a kid into this twisted world, F that

[peak folio]

They’re hard wired to do that

[distant yarrow]

I'm good at remembering absolutely nothing.

[frozen bluff]

It's always sad to hear about marriages that don't end up working out. But that's a very common theme nowadays because it's seen as cool to always have a girlfriend/boyfriend for the excuse of saying you have one

[night plume]

Because society tells them that a kid is what makes the relationship work

[frozen bluff]

Aww good for them! That makes me happy to hear; don't often hear good endings like that

[night plume]

I just wish I coukd remember her name bc I really like her x.x

[distant yarrow]

I feel like the opposite is actually true though, maybe they don't realize that when they do it XD

[night plume]

The opposite is true, but that is not what is told.

[peak folio]

Ofc global fertility is waaaaay down compared to previous generations

[frozen bluff]

Legit - guy I work with got a divorce recently and it's been eating him all the way up. He feels like he absolutely needs another body in bed with him at all times. It's really kind of sad

He jumped in when the dude who tried to get me with his daughter's friend and asked for her number lol

[peak folio]

Don’t think most people handle being alone too well.

[frozen bluff]

I've handled it for 8 years

[peak folio]

You’re not most people

[distant yarrow]

I've always kind of wondered about that, if you are so use to having someone that close to you like sharing the same bed, what happens when they aren't anymore?

I imagine it isn't easy adjusting to a different schedule

[frozen bluff]

It's scientifically accurate that when you find someone compatible with you, and spend plenty of time with them, it's real easy to grow almost addicted and losing them can be harsh on the psyche

[night plume]

People get mad at me for saying I would be perfectly fine alone. I was fine before I was with my partner and I would be fine without them.

Do I want to be without them? No, I found them, I captured them, they are mine and I'm not letting go. But, I do not need them for me to be fine, I am fine with my own company.

[frozen bluff]

You are right though. A lot of people do not handle it very well

[distant yarrow]

People just gotta understand you're built differently lil shork \o/

[hearty sonnet]

My ex left me semi-recently, it's why I have so many pets lol.
Now I'm just enjoying my alone time

It's great

[peak folio]

🥚
💪

Built different

[distant yarrow]

Not the baby puncher D:

[frozen bluff]

My ex-girlfriend tried to get me down the path of reckless spending and partying, could not understand that I just don't work like that. I'm currently househunting and have a pretty good job nailed down. She works two jobs and has an apartment. She's changed boyfriends like 5 different times since then

[frozen bluff]

It do be a peaceful life

[night plume]

I believe people need to learn to be fine with their own company before finding a relationship. If you do not want to be with you or cannot be with you, it is hard to be with someone else without bringing insecurities and problems.

My take at least.

[frozen bluff]

I've dedicated my single time to learning how to cook

Among other various skills

Go for maintenance 🛠️

[peak folio]

As long as it doesn’t result in you being too distant from said partner

[frozen bluff]

I want to use my Dremel kit again! I wanna turn rocks into art!

[night plume]

Knowing how to cook is extremely attractive. I have met so many that can't boil water....

[distant yarrow]

Make a Quivern

[night plume]

You should look into lapidary

[frozen bluff]

I might! But unfortunately... Apartment

[frozen bluff]

I want to! But unfortunately, apartment

[peak folio]

*burns the water*

[frozen bluff]

If I learn how to make jewelry, that is a HUGE money maker

[distant yarrow]

Also it varies, sometimes the parts of you, you don't like aren't as bad as you believe them to be and it takes an outward perspective to realize that. XD

[frozen bluff]

How do you mess up boiling water

Genuinely curious

[distant yarrow]

I know how to boil water, you put it in the pot, throw it in a storage room full of dynamite and set it off.

Boom. Boiled water

[night plume]

My sister's ex, when they were dating, I caught him going through my files and checking to see my sister's inheritance. He told his mom so his mom decided to have a talk with me, being "a good parent" offering advice to someone who is trying to learn to parent.

They wrre trying to get me to release all of my sister's inheritance to them so they could have fun with it.

[peak folio]

That one skit about how to make tea

[night plume]

Flat lap, takes up very little space. You can really only make cabachons and flat polishes though.

[frozen bluff]

Man, I would have WHOOPED someone's ass

Nobody is allowed to mess with my siblings other than me

[night plume]

I've seen people boil it gone, too afraid to heat it to boiling, not understand how much water to put in the container, use containers not heat safe

[frozen bluff]

Yeah, I'm more concerned about the noise and dirt factor. They sent out an email recently about stuff on the balconies so I was like "nah I'll keep it in the box"

[frozen bluff]

Why and how 😂

[night plume]

If you get a large machine, it would be too noisy/messy.
Flat laps shouldn't be bad on the dirt factor but idk on the noise tbh. Mine isn't too loud imo, if I'm in the back room, it doesn't hinder anyone else in the house, but idk how loud it would be in an apartment.

The larger machine is better imo, just so expensive x.x

[frozen bluff]

Hnnhh money. I wanna spend it but I need to preserve it for down payment purposes

Part of why I have been learning to cook is so I can save

I like my steak and broccoli from Chili's but that does add up

[night plume]

If you really want to do lapidary, look into a rock and gem club in your area. A lot of the clubs allow you to use the machines for a small fee (and it is worth it bc they upkeep the machines)

[night plume]

You can grow broccoli in the aerogarden.
Experiment complete xD

[frozen bluff]

I'd have to search around when I get the time to, yeah. I'm stuck in a standstill because of my current living situation 😂

And rebuild period at work

The worst of it hasn't started yet but we came into disasters today

[distant yarrow]

Have you tried telling the disasters

nu

[frozen bluff]

Hmm? Nah, the disasters respond to violence, and brotha (or sista)? I have a hammer

[distant yarrow]

Am a lady unfortunately XD

[frozen bluff]

That's not unfortunate, ya goober

[hearty sonnet]

Bruh

[distant yarrow]

VIOLENCE!? Yesh! Mwuahehehehe~!

[hearty sonnet]

Yeah what Cynic said

[distant yarrow]

I have a birth defect related to being one which makes me suffer lots, so it is unfortunate for me XD

[hearty sonnet]

Boooo suffering, boooo

[frozen bluff]

That's unfortunate to hear, but you gotta love yourself anyway, Star. We still care about ya, defect or no defect

[icy pecan]

Violence you say

[frozen bluff]

Violence in the form of hammers!

[icy pecan]

I like it

[frozen bluff]

Ah, 3:00 has arrived

[icy pecan]

Count me in

[frozen bluff]

https://media.tenor.com/1Emah2MgAhoAAAAi/atoms-cry.gif

[distant yarrow]

I mean, I still love wearing dresses n stuff, just not the pain and the fact that I suffered it for about 16 years before they found out what was wrong and kept suggesting it was because of a million other things XD

[icy pecan]

That’s a long time

[distant yarrow]

Went through bariatric surgery trying to resolve it too, got about 80% of my stomach removed but its still a problem.

Had got the gastric sleeve

[icy pecan]

[frozen bluff]

Damn :(

[peak folio]

Sounds like endometriosis or something

[frozen bluff]

Aight y'all, I gotta get back to it. Hopefully I'll be back in a little while

Take it easy, stay safe and healthy

[distant yarrow]

Good luck at work \o/

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-wonyoung-wonyoung-wonyoung-jumping-from-plane-yeonteez-gif-3301432921352673664

No parachute just a flip

[peak folio]

mood

[timid osprey]

She pal until I world

[hearty sonnet]

Hell yeah

[brazen storm]

I just lost my Pal...

[peak folio]

I don’t know what that means but it sounds salacious.

[distant yarrow]

Did you butcher them? D:

You know I wonder how fast you would get arrested irl if a cop heard you say that you butchered your Pals XD

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-five-star-wanted-level-cops-police-5stars-gif-27089483

[distant yarrow]

Rofl XD

[wicked cove]

Goat simulator?

[hearty sonnet]

I have no idea, typed 'GTA Stars' into the GIF search

And I liked the first thing I saw haha

[humble parrot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp93fC3Agj0

[wicked cove]

Is goat simulator,i noticed by the goat

[hearty sonnet]

Oh lol I thought that was a Greyhound

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-goat-wrestling-toss-throw-gif-5014074

[wicked cove]

There's Only goat simulator 1 & 3 (goat simulator 3 Is goat simulator 2)

[hearty sonnet]

Lol wtf

[timid osprey]

Now he's just someone that you used to know

[rough fractal]

Goat sim LOl!

[distant yarrow]

isn't the new one suppose to be multiplayer?

[clever jungle]

The worst thing about goat sim 3 is that the steam version requires you to start the game splitscreen to even work

[hearty sonnet]

Lol wtf

Split screen haha

That's some ancient stuff

[grand falcon]

Don't you dare laugh at split screen

You know you love it

[clever jungle]

Yeah idk what they did but I spent 4 hours debugging only to realize the game won’t work unless you start in splitscreen then drop player 2

[distant yarrow]

Ah, back to good ol gamecube times

[clever jungle]

I made all my friends play split screen with me not to long ago lmao

[grand falcon]

Tbh, idk why they even made a sequel

[distant yarrow]

I never played the first to be honest, but multiplayer chaos sounds like it would be fun because most of my friends are just as stupid as I am \o/

[icy pecan]

Why is it every game needs a update to play anymore

[peak folio]

Cause reasons. 🗿

[distant yarrow]

because you need to buy the battle pass to get the updates.

[icy pecan]

What happened to jump in and play

[hearty sonnet]

Cuz they're more complicated now & therefor, more problematic, so they're never released in a finished state

[grand falcon]

He needs the battle pass and the live subscription

[peak folio]

Unrelated: TIL there’s a kaiju dating sim.

[distant yarrow]

Also needs the bi-weekly sub on top of that

[icy pecan]

I’ve tried to play 5 different games and none will start because they need a update

[peak folio]

tfw you haven’t turned your console on in a while.

[grand falcon]

I mean

TECHNICALLY there's no "finished" game

[icy pecan]

It’s been on every day….

[distant yarrow]

Ori ;~;

[peak folio]

Well wtf

That makes no sense

[night plume]

Go into the closet, pull out an older system, hook it up, play game.

[icy pecan]

I’d have to go across town for that lmao my dad has the 360

[distant yarrow]

Run outside, find nearest park, snatch baseball bat from whoever is holding it, play \o/

If the closest park is a dog park just borrow someone's dog

XD

[peak folio]

Dog napping

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shiba-inu-doge-gif-9649915115923804781

[icy pecan]

I have my own dog I don’t need to borrow one

[distant yarrow]

Borrow theirs anyway, run with both dogs

https://tenor.com/view/dog-feral-zoomies-zoomie-sped-up-gif-26353164

[hearty sonnet]

https://imgur.com/a/IrJdBuB
My dog give you all a kiss

[icy pecan]

I can’t play with him tho cause of a sensitive surgery site… he’s way to big to play with

[distant yarrow]

Take em to the beach

[grand falcon]

No such thing as "to big"

[night plume]

I meant older, something that doesn't require updating of any kind

[distant yarrow]

When he recovers you can take him to the beach then \o/

[icy pecan]

My did would see the waves and chase it and I’d never see him again

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/labrador-surfing-viralhog-a-dog-having-fun-while-surfing-a-dog-on-a-surfboard-gif-27345363

Just gotta teach em how to surf

[grand falcon]

I taught my dog how to fly

So now he can chase birds and get them

[distant yarrow]

See? Easy \o/

[grand falcon]

We gotta start treating dogs like pokemon, and teach them TMs

And HMs

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-cute-flying-rocket-dog-gif-17701370

[peak folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/785575397835276288/1248367065220386847/image0.jpg?ex=666367ed&is=6662166d&hm=615b05881e55cf9bea49aadef7ee1d6e486af483d5432ee4fa4f6bcd7ec74717&

[grand falcon]

Damn GameStop stocks goin crazy again 😔

[peak folio]

“I like the stock”

[rough fractal]

Moo

[night plume]

Arf

[frozen bluff]

Oh boy lol

I have returned, and now I am home

I will probably go take a walk for a bit tho because it's a nice day out

[distant yarrow]

-tackle-

[frozen bluff]

Why me

I thought it was safe. I did not realize I was followed home

[icy pecan]

I got that on video

Time to put it on YouTube

[distant yarrow]

\o/

[distant yarrow]

My job here is done. -jumps out the window-

[night plume]

Finally o.o
I have been putting jokes in this work for weeks, I finally got a not that there was a laugh!!!!!

[frozen bluff]

But I'm outside...

[frozen bluff]

Nice!

[distant yarrow]

Always carry a window. Perfect exiting tool, both for yourself and other people that you throw

[hearty sonnet]

I never leave the house without my window under my arm

[frozen bluff]

I'm just imagining you planting it on the grass for the sole purpose of you jumping through and landing on the grass on the other side

[night plume]

There was a mansion I would pass on the way from breakfast to college (back when eating out wouldn't kill you) and I often thought that I wanted to rent the place for a couple of days for the the single purpose of the massive front window.

[rough fractal]

Shell lol hi

Duck

[night plume]

I wanted to replace it with sugar glass, bust through it from the outside, do an epic roll, and stalk off into the house

That was it. After recording myself being a complete fool pretending to be an epic spy, put the original pane back, continue with selling the mansion xD

[frozen bluff]

MR MAL I've finally been recognized at work, I was cackling earlier

[night plume]

:O
Good recognized??

[rough fractal]

My name is rubber band

[frozen bluff]

I was walking through the locker room, and someone sees me and goes "hey, maintenance guy! Do you know if they're (redacted cuz rebuild project)?"

Another dude goes "maintenance guy? He's got a name you know"

I'm just over here like "finally, someone recognizes me as maintenance" ;~;

[night plume]

Lmao

[icy pecan]

Ccw to a whole new meaning

[night plume]

I wonder if I'm the weird one with a feather duster at my desk xD
I need to get a pic of Dusty one of these days

[frozen bluff]

It's such a beautiful day outside. It's pleasant, sunny, got a good breeze going, and it smells nice. I stopped walking to take a seat by the pond

[night plume]

Meaning, I wonder if that is how people refer to me. I used to be the crazy person with a cape lol

[peak folio]

Good time to do it before the mosquitoes blow up

[frozen bluff]

The other thing: it's not humid so I'm not gonna get all sweaty.

God I love this weather so much. I could be out here all day

I even switched my playlist to my more orchestral tracks

[night plume]

looks up at the light shining on the wall, debating if I should step outside for a minute or two

[frozen bluff]

Sunlight is good for ya

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-away-light-dark-charlies-angels-gif-16470786

[night plume]

Your gif is walking towards o.O

Is that a "do as I say, not as I do" gif?

[frozen bluff]

I may not like subnautica below zero as a game, but the soundtrack is pretty nice at least

[peak folio]

He’s clearly not listening

[frozen bluff]

Apartment has a pool. Might even go swimming 🤔

[hearty sonnet]

I'd be swimming right now if I could

[frozen bluff]

My love letter to nature is that it has unbeatable beauty, even when it gets ugly

Legit can't even be mad at today

[hearty sonnet]

I've been in the woods three times today haha

[frozen bluff]

We came in to some BS this morning but it got resolved and everything so I'm chilling

[hearty sonnet]

At one point it was raining pine needles, and another time it was raining those helicopter seeds

[night plume]

WAIT A SECOND!!
Cynic is home at a reasonable time! He didn't have an ungodly amount of overtime worked today!

(Then he says he went in super early >.>)

[frozen bluff]

I did not work overtime today. All that starts next week 😂

[night plume]

I put a note on a joke saying, "pity laughs welcomed"
They added a pity laugh xD

[frozen bluff]

Hahaha

Now you know at least one person has some pity

I think I'll go chill by the pool for a little while

As beautiful as it is outside, can hardly say no to that

[distant yarrow]

Should I push him through the window into the pool? 🤔

[frozen bluff]

Oh God she's gonna be out there too?

https://media.tenor.com/1Emah2MgAhoAAAAi/atoms-cry.gif

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-creepy-smile-yes-excited-nodding-gif-8303310

[distant yarrow]

Oh, he stopped existing. I guess I won't have to.

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-bang-theory-jim-parsons-sheldon-cooper-there-there-comfort-gif-4921481

[distant yarrow]

I'll just fill the pool with sharks for us to swim with instead \o/ --- After I change the water so they can survive \o/

[icy pecan]

Pool sharks

[frozen bluff]

I mean it is a saltwater pool...

[clever jungle]

Shark pool shark pool

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sharks-gif-19374986

we get to have those sharks

[frozen bluff]

Shork

[hearty sonnet]

Sherk

[frozen bluff]

Who is we 😂

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pool-billiards-streetsharks-gif-7228105

these sharks

[hearty sonnet]

Ooooh Street Sharks

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-swimming-swim-pool-shark-week-gif-16162279

some of these

[clever jungle]

This gif unlocked a weird vine memory hold on let me see if I can find it

[distant yarrow]

Awwh yeah \o/

[icy pecan]

When is shark week

[distant yarrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J38La9S92ow all of these sharks

https://tenor.com/view/sharkdog-swimming-summer-shark-dog-gif-9572465

and this shark

[clever jungle]

I don’t know why it reminded me of this but https://youtu.be/PTeKbOdk_iA?si=ftbo8HFC__PcIbGG

[icy pecan]

Oh no the labrashark

[distant yarrow]

Rofl XD

[timid osprey]

mean shark

[frozen bluff]

People have legit lil babies in the pool

I'm not questioning, just observing

[distant yarrow]

I wish them luck with the sharks. Maybe the lil babies have innate shark taming proficiency

[frozen bluff]

Maybe they do, ⭐, maybe they do

[distant yarrow]

Time for you to join the sharks maintenance man

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/premiumgoats-premiumgoat-goat-gold-shovel-gif-26033252

[distant yarrow]

This goat is ready to swim with sharks 1000%

[frozen bluff]

Neuron Activation Go for maintenance 🛠️

[distant yarrow]

I mean there is probably a shark that needs maintenance

https://tenor.com/view/puipui天竺鼠車車-車車-puipuiモルカー-pui-pui-molcar-shark-gif-20487903

[frozen bluff]

Oh lawd. I'm not sure about that kinda maintenance

[distant yarrow]

Needs chompies more chompified

[frozen bluff]

Oh

[peak folio]

[icy pecan]

What’s a matter you chicken?

[frozen bluff]

I now see the gif. Yeah I gotchu 👍

[frozen bluff]

I eat chicken. You can't fix biologics with a wrench tho

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-ugandan-knuckles-do-you-know-da-wae-do-you-know-the-way-memes-gif-24177164

[icy pecan]

Depends on how you use it

[distant yarrow]

To the chicken?

We must consume it whole and gain its Kung fu strength.

[frozen bluff]

Kung Pao*

[frozen bluff]

I will apply grease to the jaw bearings and increase the torque on the motor, but doing this will run the risk of the motor high-amping and increase the wear on the motor and teeth. Proceed?

[distant yarrow]

See Malmud knew this day would come

[distant yarrow]

Proceed, but we're going to order like 500 more of them so

[frozen bluff]

10-4 🛠️

Make sure you create a work request for it so I can leave my comments and book time to it, please and thank you

Neuron deactivation

[distant yarrow]

Work request - June 6th, 2024 ~ June 66th, 2024

500 Units of Mecha shark ordered. Requesting maintenance man make them all extra chompy. 5000 more units to be ordered once the first 500 are fine tuned. Preparing to film a new Sharknado.

[frozen bluff]

Damn she actually went and did it. You are now my favorite supervisor

[distant yarrow]

XD

[frozen bluff]

I will let you know when I am finished

[distant yarrow]

\o/

[night plume]

Jaws required maintenance

[frozen bluff]

She has already made the work request for it so I'm on it 🛠️

[night plume]

That was a long while back reply xD

[frozen bluff]

The water is quite pleasant

My plastic bag phone case remains undefeated

[night plume]

Jaws was a pretty big anamatronic. From what I read, it worked amazingly in all the tests, then they put it in the ocean and it didn't work very well bc, well, salt water is different from fresh.

They had to completely change the script of the movie to fit what the anamatronic could do, and that is how we got the movie we know today

[frozen bluff]

Listening to Skyrim atmospheric ost, while sitting in here in this beautiful weather, peak experience

[frozen bluff]

Must be how they found out that saltwater is very corrosive lol

[distant yarrow]

It was just storming like mad here and now the sky isss... well I wouldn't say clear I can't see it but the clouds aren't grey

[night plume]

Spring shower probably

[frozen bluff]

I'm jealous. I love stormy weather

I just think nature in general is beautiful

[distant yarrow]

I no like lightning to be honest, I like the rain though \o/

[frozen bluff]

Love lightning. That's the best part 😌

[night plume]

Att - we want to offer you a gift card
Me - interested
Att - you'll get an email and you have to do a rebate to get it within a certain amount of time.
Me - no longer interested

[distant yarrow]

Besides almost being struck by it there was a time where it hit down in the backyard and I heard the electricity actually snap within it. It was like if an actual bomb did go off, I've been terrified of it since. ;~;

[distant yarrow]

Sounds about right, they wouldn't just give it to you if there is nothing in it for them

[toxic flint]

https://x.com/townhallcom/status/1798443032817340699

Townhall.com (@townhallcom) on X

WWII Hero: "I feel like a foreigner in my own country lots of times, and I don't like it. It makes my heart real heavy."

Twitter · Jun 5, 2024, 7:53 PM

[frozen bluff]

Aww damn, glad you're alright!

I'm still low-key jealous though. I would have loved to experience that. It would have absolutely revived my desire to become a meteorologist

I used to want to do that when I was a kiddo

[distant yarrow]

You could still persue it, and sorry for the delay in response, I'm checking into some computer components for my dad so he doesn't make poor purchase decisions XD

[frozen bluff]

You don't gotta feel pressured to respond to me. I definitely feel that on tech literacy tho - I'm the guy at work people ask computer questions to 😂

[distant yarrow]

After he put a PCIe cable and even used a Dremel to make it fit in a CPU Power connector on my old PC. He has stopped with his whole "you're just a dumb girl you don't know anything about technology" nonsense and asks me questions first before he goes forward with buying anything tech wise now XD

[icy pecan]

I don’t know shit about technology

I just know you hit buttons and things do things

[distant yarrow]

He was about $1,450 on a bundle on e-bay

[icy pecan]

Although i could explain a combustion engine to you

[distant yarrow]

where the components cost the same price if you buy them brand new, thinking its a good deal

and that mobo is a pos in comparison to others that are even cheaper.

[frozen bluff]

A Dremel? Aww hell naw 😂

[distant yarrow]

Yeepp

[peak folio]

Molex connectors are keyed for a reason…

[distant yarrow]

The one who is always telling people "Putting together a PC together is easy. Everything can go one way, if it can't fit it probably doesn't belong there. Don't force it" annnd he did that XD

[peak folio]

mmm magic smoke

[frozen bluff]

The amount of times I've had to do basic troubleshooting for people at work is amusing

I have the early onset of a sunburn so that means it is time to get inside

As much as I want to stay outdoors and enjoy this beautiful day

[peak folio]

Millennials are the only people who know this stuff. 🗿

[peak folio]

Become Grillet

[frozen bluff]

I would but I also like smelling good, so I can't put my cologne on if I have a sunburn 😂

Burns worse than acid

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-simmons-aerobics-80s-exercise-gif-15096521359588326378

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-oh-feel-the-burn-its-a-deep-burn-ouch-in-pain-gif-16049178

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[peak folio]

Seared meat smells better anyway.

[frozen bluff]

Got me wanting steak

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-beef-is-what-you-find-rucka-rucka-ali-steak-meat-juicy-gif-18187463

[weak mirage]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/palworld/images/e/ef/Mozzarina_Steak_icon.png/revision/latest?cb=20240124060146
Maybe you want a Mozzarina Steak?

[frozen bluff]

@distant yarrow
Work Order #8008569 Desc [MAKE SHARK JAWS EXTRA CHOMPY] Status [COMPLETE]
Dept [MAINT] Crafts/Trades [MW] Date [06/06/2024]
Equip [#6969] People required for job: [1] Hours to complete: [2]
Desc [Mech. Shark] Parts used [A LOT OF BEARING GREASE]
Booked Labor [CYNI-C - 2HRS] Time type [N]
Comments
> GREASED ALL SWIVEL JAW BEARINGS WITH MARINE GREASE
> INCREASED MOTOR RUNNING AMPS FROM 2 TO 4
> INCREASED MOTOR TORQUE FROM 2.5 TO 3.5
> INSPECTED ALL BODY FITTINGS
> INSPECTED ALL OSCILLATING AND SWIVEL BEARINGS
> GREASED ALL OSCILLATING BEARINGS FOR SMOOTHER MOVEMENT
> ENSURED ALL WIRES COVERED AND PROTECTED FROM MARINE ELEMENTS
> TESTED ALL 500 UNITS
>> UNITS ALL PERFORM WELL
>> UNITS READY FOR NEW SHARKNADO MOVIE
>> INFORMED SUPERVISOR OF COMPLETED PROJECT
Comment by Certified Cynic on 06/06/2024 19:17:34

[frozen bluff]

That does sound nice yes

[peak folio]

https://fixupx.com/visionaledge/status/1798654409712566442

[icy pecan]

You forgot touch up paint

[frozen bluff]

They are not painted for camouflage purposes

[icy pecan]

I see

Well then

[night plume]

Att guy and his manager just looked over my wireless bill and found I was being scammed >.>
Some of my discounts have been removed

[timid osprey]

Lizard

[distant yarrow]

Wonderful \o/ I shall be ordering 5000 more units to send over.

[grand falcon]

damn that sucks

you gonna sue?

[night plume]

No proof other than them saying "that should be there"

I did make the woman on the phone extremely mad not trusting her and telling her she couldn't do basic math xD

[frozen bluff]

It really is sad how many people can't do basic math 😂

[grand falcon]

I mean, the ATT guy admitted they were scamming you

People sued other people for a lot less, with a lot less evidence

[icy pecan]

How many movies are you planning on making

[frozen bluff]

Copy that 🛠️

[distant yarrow]

They're small you need a lot of them if you want massive tornadoes made of shark

[icy pecan]

Sharknado

[grand falcon]

Order 5000 of what

Because 5000 of anything, is a shit ton

[wicked girder]

Which i should buy? Some games are on sale for Xbox, my options are: Hotline Miami (1 or 2), Subnautica, Far Cry 4 and Primal, Bully and Prototype 2

[grand falcon]

Prototype 2 and far cry primal

i HIGHlY suggest those 2

They are so fun

[grand falcon]

Have you played prototype 1?

[wicked girder]

No, only 2 on PS3

[wicked girder]

It's the Primal + 4 bundle, can't afford the bundle + prototype unfortunately XD

[grand falcon]

You should see if prototype 1 is on sale, or if you have enough money for it

Because, prototype 1 is WAY cooler

[wicked girder]

It is lol, i thought people loved 2 way more

[grand falcon]

Ya no, prototype 1 is WAY better

Prototype 2, mechanics are so washed down compare to 1

In prototype 1, you have like 3 attack buttons for each "weapon"

Where in prototype 2, you only have like 1 button for each "weapon"

[distant yarrow]

5000 mecha sharks

[grand falcon]

The only thing prototype 2 has that's better then prototype 1, is that

In prototype 2, you have this cool ability to summon those massive infected dog things, that ability is cool

But everything else, prototype 1 does WAY better

[wicked girder]

Thanks for the advice, the Biohazard Bundle (Prototype 1 and 2) is on sale and affordable, maybe I'll have a look

[grand falcon]

Ya id say get that bundle

You'll get a dlc for prototype 2 which is kinda cool, but meh

And if you get the bundle, you'll be able to play both games, and get a better understanding of the story

[frozen bluff]

Subnautica for environment and storytelling
Hotline Miami for the soundtrack

Hey! Over here!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/416442716142960641/1220805469027831939/Gold_chunk1-fotor-bg-remover-20240322144440.png?ex=66635531&is=666203b1&hm=8443ebf25b868c3356020b7073f63f3494143f6e25cb01819eef40dd20821abc&

[humble parrot]

We're rich!

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH!

[iron forum]

Hello

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677241858765881345/1248474536890990592/image-150.png?ex=6663cc05&is=66627a85&hm=98671a47434b57738dcbf121f06063488e4ed23f6eedd4a08a2dbafcd3d13a48&

[glacial mauve]

Subnautica is amazing!

Another game I recommend is Hollow knight. Its an amazing metroidvania with an amazing world to discover and awesome boss fights

I know hollow knight wasn't in your list but it's still amazing so I'd thought I would just recommend it

[junior hawk]

That gives off Dark Cloud vibes which is pretty cool.

[uncut anchor]

What's Dark Cloud?

[junior hawk]

A PS2 game from back in the day

[uncut anchor]

Huh, interesting

[cyan acorn]

Is that a new monster catching indie game?

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-startled-woke-up-nightmare-gif-10205485819423626963

There's another 1 hour delay, on a friday

[cyan acorn]

Wait, you... are one of the member of development team? 👀

Awesome. What game is it exactly and what company are you in?

Alright then. 👍

That's awesome. Will there also bs GPS functionality for mobile in the very future? As well as more of caring methods

awwwie! the pumpkin one is sooo cuteee!!1 ❤️

Ah I see. Alright. I don't see Axima on Steam yet. Have you planning to list it yet?

Alright. 👍

Well, I'm working on multiple projects too. I have over 20 projects on hold, including most games via GameMaker too.

Hey? What happened to Amelia/Nekomancer person!?

[quartz magnet]

who?

[cyan acorn]

That user was just there earlier and discussing his game with me and then he suddenly vanished from the server.

[quartz magnet]

oh

not sure. but maybe was something to do with the rule 5

[hollow anvil]

This is the 4th time he violated rule 5

[quartz magnet]

oh

[cyan acorn]

oh boi. o.o;

Yeesh, I was told he got banned without warning. 😓 Man...

[rustic basin]

damn i missed someone getting banned.

[small berry]

[glacial mauve]

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639839780271554581/1248523043878211584/FB_IMG_1717741383807.jpg?ex=6663f932&is=6662a7b2&hm=dfc45be9c808dcccee9ce0adb413ba045ff75286d356dd944e0e705018580dab&

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892103449204908073/1248530280105508955/FB_IMG_1717743186243.jpg?ex=6663ffef&is=6662ae6f&hm=738fc1bed2e60eb3dd3c41cf49caf2c5687c8e2eab59b5f8b0d0818df01d58f2&

[delicate jasper]

damn this game fell off like crazy

[grand falcon]

Oh god.........my Skyrim won't launch for some reason

I haven't touched any of my mods, or the load order

I just opened steam, and mod organizer 2 and when I hit play, it don't launch no more

[small berry]

it wouldnt be strange if something got corrupted

happens quite often with some mods

I remember a mod bricked CS:GO for me and I needed a full format to even run it again

freaking textures had corrupted and created artifacts, nothing solved it

obviously I was the only one with issues out of a group of like 5

[gilded tangle]

Can anyone help me

My game keep on crashing on Xbox

[tawdry quest]

hi

[tawdry quest]

?????

[deft python]

Perhaps #palworld-xbox would be of better help

[kindred sleet]

Already helped

[wicked girder]

I've played it on Gamepass, dropped after a few hours lol, but i was pretty addicted to Dead Cells tbh.

After asking Discord, i asked on r/Gaming, but I'm probably sticking with Subnautica, it remembers me of No Man's Sky but in the water lmao

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682227584087490573/1248605764025716776/FB_IMG_1717761142024.jpg?ex=6664463c&is=6662f4bc&hm=95d7b8f51ebb7d291ec707bbfb91291922d198b26cc1c0f6885811abd99fae2b&

[sick flame]

Summer Game Fest 2024

[wicked cove]

Hi guys

[peak folio]

https://x.com/VGC_News/status/1799005562216304846

VGC (@VGC_News) on X

"We love you, we miss you, we hate money."

Indie game publisher @NewBlood has shown its support for closed studios by posting an electronic billboard in LA during Summer Game Fest weekend.

https://t.co/jn7W7RZjQx

(Image by @stephentotilo)

Twitter · Jun 7, 2024, 9:08 AM

[icy pecan]

[peak folio]

[deft python]

Glad to hear

[timid osprey]

[wicked cove]

Hi guys

[small berry]

Finally home after a 2:30 hour delay

[humble parrot]

Good morning everyone

[cyan acorn]

how well does palworld run on a steam deck? i just ordered one and it might be here today. don't have enough storage for palworld yet because i haven't played in a while and i figured i was only gonna play indie games but next week i'm going to buy more storage

[peak folio]

It’s not officially supported but last I heard it functions

[hollow anvil]

Steam Deck Compatibility: Playable

• Some functionality is not accessible when using the default controller configuration, requiring use of the touchscreen or virtual keyboard, or a community configuration
• This game sometimes shows mouse, keyboard, or non-Steam-Deck controller icons
• Entering some text requires manually invoking the on-screen keyboard
• Some in-game text is small and may be difficult to read
• This game requires manual configuration of graphics settings to perform well on Steam Deck

[tranquil obsidian]

i played it personally on steam deck; it runs but you need to have graphics low or it'll crash.

multiplayer is practically non functional though, but note i played deck at launch; stability might have improved since then

so it'll run, but you'll probably need to be on low settings+single player

[timid osprey]

Every thing functions on the steam deck outside of some anti cheat games

[tranquil obsidian]

yeah but there's various types of compatibility for deck;
"works as is" "works but needs a few settings tweaked" "works but needs external settings or mods to function well" "runs, but very poorly" etc.

palworld falls under the "works, but needs a few settings tweaked" if i had to describe it

[rough fractal]

Hey guys

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cardano-ada-whats-up-ethereum-tron-gif-17803111

https://tenor.com/view/laser-eyes-laser-carlos-matos-singing-perform-gif-17796759

Carlos matos, a legend, a master, a god

Saint Carlos, patron of the scammers

Legend says he can make a crowd roar even at the DMV

[dreamy kestrel]

When's this on ps5 ☠️

[tranquil obsidian]

no official announcement, or deconfirmation, yet

[humble parrot]

#palworld-steam message

[tranquil obsidian]

that was in the context of "will it be announced at sgf", so it won't be announced today

[humble parrot]

No, it has no denial of a PS5 version

[tranquil obsidian]

??

[humble parrot]

Only that "Porting palworld takes time"

So, the deconfirmation part can be removed I guess

[tranquil obsidian]

yes, so it had neither been confirmed or deconfirmed. for example, genshin impact on the switch was in that state of limbo for a very long time

[humble parrot]

Genshin impact is made by the biggest gaming corporation in china.

For them it's a "do we want to?", not a "can we do it?"

[tranquil obsidian]

it's been 5 years, i think it's safe to say it's not happening lol

[humble parrot]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tranquil obsidian]

with palworld, i think they're going to try and make it on ps5, but they don't want to confirm anything in case they can't or don't

[queen vale]

Might be having problems due to how they monetize the game for porting to anything Nintendo

[quartz magnet]

good mornin

[humble parrot]

Morning Caos

We got Chillet Ignis confirmation

That it is actually Chillet Ignis I mean

[tranquil obsidian]

it's Ignis for sure?

[humble parrot]

#community-announcements message

[queen vale]

Ignites Flamethrower We can be very, very sure if you like

[tranquil obsidian]

frostallion noct lol

[humble parrot]

In the next paldeck section, It's pink chillet using flame breath

[tranquil obsidian]

regular chillet can use flame breath

[humble parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855755616314982440/1248622505011187782/Screenshot_20240607_095454_YouTube.jpg?ex=666455d3&is=66630453&hm=74e0a607bf55f19a859d1a388c18c008295255cc31f8b8380726d13cb6c6afb2&

[tranquil obsidian]

i was curious if it was Ignis because pink not red

[peak folio]

The context of that is not to hope for a PS5 version announced at SGF

[quartz magnet]

i bet it eat sakura leaves

[humble parrot]

But it's also not denying working on it or it's existence.

[peak folio]

It eat your face

[quartz magnet]

i would become ugly, not pink

[humble parrot]

Bucky could've just gone "We are not planning on a PS release" and save himself the whole SGF part.

[queen vale]

Question is if it releases on Playstation, it'll fall under the PSN region locking for online won't it?

[humble parrot]

I guess, for PS only

[tranquil obsidian]

yes which i said; it's still in limbo. not confirmed or deconfirmed.

it sounds like "we plan to, but we don't want to confirm anything for fear we change our mind or can't do it later"

[peak folio]

He talked about PS potential in the past with very conservative estimates, lol

[humble parrot]

I don't have the xbox role :(

And don't look in the xbox channels

[dreamy kestrel]

I hope it comes on ps

Brev

[queen vale]

I do wonder how many studios are considering playstation development given what happened with Helldivers, etc

[humble parrot]

Unless they are owned by Sony, PSN account requirement in only for the PS version of the game

It's not needed for crossplay, It's not needed for multiplayer anywhere else.

And if Sony doesn't own them, they can't really force them.

[queen vale]

Oh I thought you had to have a PSN account for online play

[humble parrot]

On a playstation, yes

If you're on PC playing on a crossplay server with PS, no.

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sony-playstation-gif-26073739

[queen vale]

So the Playstation player would still need the PSN account, that's what I meant, I know that PC doesn't require it unless Sony jams it in usually

[humble parrot]

Afaik, all consoles charge you for online play, so yeah

Why do they charge you? Well, because they normalized that.

[queen vale]

Yeah, I imagine the claim is server costs, etc, but I don't know how true that would be

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869597801976328233/1248644063440277634/image.png?ex=666469e7&is=66631867&hm=6589edd7da51c05b9cd95e0ea03f97954e8194c00474fd60c271a76c9efe80f0&

[peak folio]

In spite of what the blogosphere is telling you, Playstation is doing well.

They’re doing really well.

[queen vale]

I don't doubt it, despite whatever they claim on "Not making enough money"

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869597801976328233/1248644974879178793/image.png?ex=66646ac0&is=66631940&hm=a574156cf3d94614b3f320afe0ad419c4e8530afca87c8c4bf49ca365ac0b45a&

[peak folio]

They’re making plenty, lol

[sick flame]

is a trailer

[humble parrot]

Blogosphere

[queen vale]

Plenty is never enough for Investors and C-levels

[frozen bluff]

Duggies

Morning Y'all

[humble parrot]

Morning Cynic

[peak folio]

Nah they’re fine, 😆

[frozen bluff]

Morning Azzy

Hope you guys are doing alright today

[humble parrot]

I'm ok

[frozen bluff]

Glad to hear it

[distant yarrow]

SGF day \o/

[frozen bluff]

It is, indeed, SGF day

I got wErk

[distant yarrow]

Just tell em you received a work order for 5000 mecha sharks to be made extra chompy for a new Sharknado movie, so you have to go work on that and sneak off to watch it.

[peak folio]

Dropping timestamp https://youtu.be/slcEhDMFR74?t=48s

[frozen bluff]

My schedule is getting switched around because of rebuild period. See y'all on the overnight shifts lmfao

[frozen bluff]

Will do 🛠️

I get to drive a manlift finally

[peak folio]

It’s like a facelift

[queen vale]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNyRBjUByVV9LyAMqcmE7M1wiHJeXegE_kWA&s This

Not this https://previews.123rf.com/images/nexusplexus/nexusplexus1606/nexusplexus160605728/58842346-young-man-in-black-jacket-lifting-man-above-head.jpg

[frozen bluff]

JLG my beloved

[distant yarrow]

What if we ended up with a Pal that's just a crane

[frozen bluff]

That means my typical "go for maintenance" would be very wrong

[hearty sonnet]

If this is a Manlift, I wanna see a Mandate

[frozen bluff]

I don't know how to get those 😔

They don't sell them at harbor freight or online

[queen vale]

https://i0.wp.com/toyswithtude.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/mandate.jpg?fit=502%2C500&ssl=1

https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/pixel-censored-sign-black-censor-bar-concept_268834-374.jpg

[hearty sonnet]

Lmao there it is!

[frozen bluff]

Aight y'all

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kubica-f1kubica-robert-kubica-f1-formula1-gif-20537834

[frozen bluff]

I gotta go tote the new supervisor around and work on a crane

[distant yarrow]

Lookit them go all off to the Mandates

[frozen bluff]

I'm somewhat convinced you are spying on me

[distant yarrow]

All the time

[frozen bluff]

Even in the shower? Damn

[hearty sonnet]

👁️

[frozen bluff]

I'll be back in a little while. Stay safe and healthy

[distant yarrow]

Nuh I stare at the door wondering how long does a shower normally take and then fall asleep after 5 years

[hearty sonnet]

Jeez Cynic, save some water for the rest of the world

[distant yarrow]

Good luck at work, I will do none of the ladder and go climb a mountain to jump off of it.

[hearty sonnet]

With an Energy Drink in hand, and on fire

[distant yarrow]

100%

[hearty sonnet]

That'll show him

[distant yarrow]

and when I reach the bottom the mountain explodes.

[hearty sonnet]

It's a volcano that explodes right as you jump, and Free Bird starts to play (Starting with the chorus)

Starting with the "Loooooord I can't change"

[distant yarrow]

XD

Then I go for a swim in the lava.

[hearty sonnet]

Hell yeah

[weak mirage]

https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/icegif-980.gif

[hearty sonnet]

Awww

Seepy babie

[weak mirage]

This is how I feel every morning.

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explodes-to-music-black-cat-approaches-and-dies-gif-4879833055470594000

[weak mirage]

Anyway, it sounds like you guys are trying to ride a volcano.

[distant yarrow]

Good meowning Squigsmasha \o/

[hearty sonnet]

Stealing this GIF

https://tenor.com/view/deja-vu-anime-car-gif-24099480

Here is a GIF in return

[distant yarrow]

\o/

[weak mirage]

Grand Theft Kitty!

[hearty sonnet]

Tenor is being dumb, it won't let me upload a GIF I made, it's literally just a GIF I have already uploaded but in reverse

[distant yarrow]

One of my favorite gifs is

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-disney-gif-4674823

It's just so well made XD

[hearty sonnet]

Hahahaha that is good

[queen vale]

"Caaaan you seeee, the slooooth toniiiight"

[distant yarrow]

Roflmao XD

https://tenor.com/view/aquaman-fish-smack-slap-attack-gif-17668056

This is another one XD

[hearty sonnet]

Friends who share funny GIFs are important

[queen vale]

That came trout of nowhere, haddock sea it a few times

[grand falcon]

Whoever caught that on camera, is my hero

[weak mirage]

A fishy torpedo.

[hearty sonnet]

Good to see Aquaman is keeping us safe

[weak mirage]

At least from the karens on the coast.

[grand falcon]

Fish on fish violence(I had to, I will now give myself 20 lashes)

[distant yarrow]

XD

https://imgur.com/gallery/8L4qHOu

[hearty sonnet]

You can split the lashes with me, or just I get them all

[grand falcon]

AYO????

[hearty sonnet]

[grand falcon]

I've personally never fallen down stairs, from missing a step

But, when I do miss a step, it feels like my foot just hit the ground at like 2000 MPH

[distant yarrow]

Rofl XD

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-dead-death-pose-falling-off-the-stairs-gif-12021772962162421355

[grand falcon]

IDK why, but I like the sound that OTF knifes make

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cute-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-16575202971787635857

[hearty sonnet]

What is OTF?

[hearty sonnet]

Orange cat behavior

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wtf-wth-whaaat-confused-gif-17114213611070356801

[hearty sonnet]

I have three orange cats & they're all goofballs

[grand falcon]

Out The Front knife

A knife with a sliding switch, you push up, and the blade shoots forward to come out, and you slide down on the switch, and the blade retracts

[distant yarrow]

Definitely orange cat behavior, when we had an orange cat he was a certified special goober XD

[hearty sonnet]

Oooooh

Sounds like a switchblade

[grand falcon]

No no no, a switch blade is your typical pocket knife

[queen vale]

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/

[undone osprey]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthat-cat-is-orange-v0-xabjvjpe9lia1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Defced2774873b5b90209a5e91f72712b464af6e8

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-8333839

[hearty sonnet]

Oh myyyy hahaha

[grand falcon]

This is a switch blade

[hearty sonnet]

So much orange cat

[distant yarrow]

Sounds like a box cutter to me XD

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/deadbeat-at-dawn-switchblade-knife-stick-up-gif-21207396

[distant yarrow]

but I guess the blade doesn't shoot out from a box cutter

[grand falcon]

This is an OTF knife

[hearty sonnet]

I have a little stiletto boot knife & a SOG Seal Pup

[distant yarrow]

Ooh its one of those lil bar fight knives

[hearty sonnet]

The seal pup I've had forever, like all thru my 12 year army career until now

[hearty sonnet]

Oooooooooh this is what I thought a switchblade was NGL hahaha

[grand falcon]

The size of a knife doesn't matter, the way it opens it what determines what type of knife it is

Switch blades, open from the side of the handle

OTF knifes open from the front, kinda like a bullet leaving a barrel, but it's a knife(and the knife doesn't detach)

[rough fractal]

I wanna try stellar blade :0!!

[hearty sonnet]

Give it a go, eh?

[rough fractal]

Anime dark souls haha ! I'm on Xbox:( they don't have a lovely game like that yet

[queen vale]

https://preview.redd.it/of8pr7nq26511.jpg?auto=webp&s=28ad1eb83bd564aeab14da2f5fdb4136d3b17a56

[hearty sonnet]

Wooooooow

[rough fractal]

This is amazing

[night plume]

This is still a switchblade

[hearty sonnet]

This is a switchblade

[queen vale]

Not mine, and would probably be illegal in the UK

[hearty sonnet]

NVM it's a fishblade

[grand falcon]

It's an OTF knife

[distant yarrow]

Shorkbladeeeee

[rough fractal]

Name It chomper

[hearty sonnet]

Looks like something an end-game Monk Class/Job would use in an MMO

[night plume]

If there is a lever action, button action, spring action, it is defined as a switchblade

[distant yarrow]

Are you sure it wouldn't be considered a Katar, though?

[hearty sonnet]

That's prob what I'd classify it as

But I am also a simpleton

[grand falcon]

Yes technically that's correct, however when people say "switch blade" they are referring to your typical/generic pocket knife

[rough fractal]

Shell I'm a dummy 🤪

Yipieee

[hearty sonnet]

Join the club!

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wooper-go-with-the-flow-pokemon-happy-smiling-gif-9872956

This describes me pretty much

[night plume]

The term “switchblade knife” means any knife having a blade which opens automatically –

(1) by hand pressure applied to a button or other device in the handle of the knife, or

(2) by operation of inertia, gravity, or both

[hearty sonnet]

Livin' the best life

[rough fractal]

It's not pain it's therapeutic waterboarding

[hearty sonnet]

Comfortable, but surrounded by misery

[rough fractal]

Accurate

[grand falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/594661998915223583/1248655731150815376/IMG20240207220637.jpg?ex=666474c5&is=66632345&hm=a2356077b8a8e59de29e2619fa59fa631bb7d37c10990e921b22a42adb72a53d&=&format=webp&width=462&height=616

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/594661998915223583/1248655731599868064/IMG20240207221111.jpg?ex=666474c5&is=66632345&hm=064606b615c3a808ca4dee1bf526bc8d438f70152c6786961e470cd65130c662&=&format=webp&width=822&height=616

[hearty sonnet]

Oooh crossbow

[distant yarrow]

Wouldn't that technically mean an out of front knife is still a switch blade too? XD

[rough fractal]

Give

[hearty sonnet]

I do archery, I have a few bows, I had a bomb-ass compound bow but I sold it to my friend before I moved cross country

[night plume]

Yup
#off-topic message

[grand falcon]

again, its the same type of situation as "tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises"

also knifes that open using gravity, are called gravity knifes

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-west-family-guy-crossbow-gif-20707964

[hearty sonnet]

Paul the cat

[distant yarrow]

Purrfect use of a crossbow

[night plume]

I was saying it was still a switchblade knife. You claimed it was not. I wasn't saying it was not an out of front knife

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-burning-computer-gif-5747271

[night plume]

Nori would love to be shot from a crossbow like that o.o

[grand falcon]

again TECHNICLY itsa correct, but its also not

when peopel say "switch blades" they are usualy referring to your generic pocket knife

[hearty sonnet]

I want a Halberd

[grand falcon]

ngl, that would be cool to have

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/halberd-ky-kiske-dragon-install-guilty-gear-trolled-gif-26272886

[hearty sonnet]

Omg yes

[night plume]

By definition as well as legal definition as I stated above, there is no, "technically" about it. Anyways, back to work I go.

#off-topic message

[grand falcon]

tempted to go see if i can find one for sale, would be an amazing addition to my 2 katanas

[distant yarrow]

If I had to use one, I'd want a Halbird

[distant yarrow]

Good luck at work, bite at least 10 people for us \o/

[night plume]

People think I'm weird enough as is xD I'll keep biting to a minimum xD

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funny-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-chips-gif-10455465908695706650

[distant yarrow]

You're keeping biting to a maximum!? Fantastic

[grand falcon]

again its the same situation as "tortisies and turtles"

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-gif-21702722

[night plume]

End of discussion.

[distant yarrow]

What would you do if you were in bed at like 3 AM

and that came out of the closet like that

[grand falcon]

i mean, if im not mistaken, a katan has the rgeater advatage to a halbard

[grand falcon]

poke it with every knife i have

[hearty sonnet]

Initiate beat-down sequence

[grand falcon]

any supernatural fans here?

[small berry]

A katana has no advantage over a halberd unless the katana guy catches the halberd by surprise

[hearty sonnet]

Sorry, I'm just a fan of the supernatural

Never seen that show

I bet I'd like it tho

[grand falcon]

its a TV show you bafoon 😠

[distant yarrow]

I've never finish watching all of supernatural tbh, time to add that on my things to watch list XD

[grand falcon]

i remember in 1 of the eps of supernatural, there was a alcholic teddy bear

was pretty funny ngl

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/teddybear-supernatural-gif-7297932

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/bride-of-chucky-gif-26868003

[grand falcon]

ya he questions his exitenmce 🤣

Watching a teddy bear, have a........life crisis? Is funny as hell 😂

[distant yarrow]

https://imgur.com/c87szTh

It kinda makes me think of this gif for some reason XD

[grand falcon]

Pretty sure, the teddy bear tried to take his own life as well

(Which normally wouldn't be funny, for obvious reasons, but come on it's a fucken teddy bear 🤣)

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-cat-infinity-cat-gif-18771324

[grand falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/oo-gif-25060663

The patch has been released, no more infinite cat

But the cat is now stuck in a forever loop, this will not be fixed

[peak folio]

[grand falcon]

I wanna get a new balisong

[hearty sonnet]

What's that?

[grand falcon]

"butterfly knives"

(The real name is "balisong", the nickname "butterfly knife" came, when this 1 company(forgot the name), brought the balisong to the US, and their company always put their logo on the knives, which was a butterfly, and so people started calling it "butterfly knives")

[hearty sonnet]

Oh lol

Seen

[grand falcon]

From what I heard^

I knife balisong is the real name of butterfly knives

But idk if that's why it has the nickname, that's just what I been told, and I don't care enough to do research lmao

I just think they are cool as hell, and fun to do tricks with

[hearty sonnet]

I can throw knives, that's my trick

Like any knife

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-dance-bread-dance-weird-gif-25380371

[grand falcon]

Are you good at it

Or do you just have the basic throwing skills everyone has? 😂

[hearty sonnet]

I'm damn good at it

[grand falcon]

How'd you learn? I've wanted to learn how to, but never could

[hearty sonnet]

Thru my army career, I'd just practice it a lot, any time I was in the field for an exercise which was often

We would have contests & stuff

Hell, I can throw a machete like a knive lol

[grand falcon]

damn lol

[hearty sonnet]

Even stupid stuff like metal tent pegs

To be fair I haven't done any of this in a long time

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869597801976328233/1248670430898819163/image.png?ex=66648275&is=666330f5&hm=8571c56d9794b50932fd44e10c14a6a7e48d23fab6dcdc0db577f63bcc66274b&

[wicked cove]

Hi guys how are you?

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/lazy-cat-waiting-bored-kitten-gif-18187747

SGF

[grand falcon]

Pain

[sick flame]

No time to sleep

[undone osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1196625448063488080/1248659030092677191/image.png?ex=666477d7&is=66632657&hm=244a21bd7b01cf67a2f7d51edaa8d496c2c4ba5d12f38c8213a1319afe36cfa9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[sick flame]

3 am yikes

[peak folio]

Why is there a half hour offset?

[undone osprey]

My timezone are wonky

[rough fractal]

Bees

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/bees-oprah-honey-not-the-bees-release-the-bees-gif-5375443

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/bees-not-the-bees-bee-sting-gif-5490779

[distant yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bumblin-lmfao-bee-bumblebee-gif-22508972

[hearty sonnet]

Bee butt

[queen vale]

Fuzzy Bee Butt

[wanton river]

Sounds like chill FTX

[hearty sonnet]

Sometimes, the Gun Camps were pretty chill

The workup training to go overseas was brutal

[wanton river]

Gun camps?

[hearty sonnet]

Practice for Tanks & LAVs to shoot, and we just supported them

https://imgur.com/a/WJDsLcU

[wanton river]

Nice what’s ur mos?

[hearty sonnet]

I'm not in anymore but I was a Rad Op

I used to be in a Forward CP and I lived in the dirt for a long time

[wanton river]

So O5B?

[rough fractal]

Beenade

[wanton river]

25C

[hearty sonnet]

I dunno what that is lmao

[wanton river]

Excuse me

As in MOS like for example I’m an 88M

[hearty sonnet]

Are you American?

Cuz our MOSID's are just numbers

[wanton river]

Nope but am in the American military

[hearty sonnet]

I was in the Canadian Army

[wanton river]

Ahhh

Gotcha

[hearty sonnet]

Mine was something like 00362-9
The MOSID of my trade kept changing lol

It changed three times while I was in

[wanton river]

Sounds like a hassle

[hearty sonnet]

They were trying to amalgamate trades together

And yeah it was a pain

A real pain

[wanton river]

I mean to a degree some MOS can be mixed since they do almost the same stuff

[rough fractal]

I never understand why military members tell everyday civilians my MOS is 19B how am suppose to know dat. I'm a storm trooper I work in ship maintenance for the galactic Federation

[wanton river]

😂

[hearty sonnet]

Yup it's true, but they added so much more to what we were supposed to know, it became complicated & I almost never got to do my actual job

[wanton river]

For Civis I’ll just put the job title for MP I’ll use MOS Code

[hearty sonnet]

I miss the Army, I had to get out cuz of a serious head injury

[rough fractal]

I have a buddy that tells me the time in military I'm like bruh I got skittles for brains I'm just gonna Google you

[wanton river]

Sounds like the military for sure, I can drive trucks run radios I can track cargo etc… little bit of everything

[hearty sonnet]

My brain is mashed potaters

[wanton river]

Med board?

[hearty sonnet]

Is that a medical release?

[wanton river]

💀

Yes

[hearty sonnet]

Yes

[wanton river]

Benefits and all?

[hearty sonnet]

You betcha

[wanton river]

Niice no greater feeling

[hearty sonnet]

Yeah it was the best outcome, could have been worse

Luckily I had everything documented

[wanton river]

If I miss the military it just be the peeps not the military as such

[wicked cove]

What are you guys talking about?

[hearty sonnet]

Yeah that's so true lmao

[wanton river]

This right here

[wanton river]

Military my dear stud

[hearty sonnet]

All my friends are messed up from our time in, one friend has messed up bones & one now has MS

[wanton river]

Sheesh

[hearty sonnet]

Me? I'm just a little bit derpy

[wanton river]

It’s all good it’s in the job description

[hearty sonnet]

And get lots of headaches

[strong spire]

Oooooo my god!
Palworld new stuff om summer game fest!!!

[wanton river]

Hmm?

[hearty sonnet]

Stay tuned

[wanton river]

Ight ima go chug a monster and chill

Later

[hearty sonnet]

See ya

Oh jeez it's dog walkin' time

https://tenor.com/view/craftopia-shell-knight-hoverboard-gif-17049838533339297155

[strong spire]

Event today.

[wicked cove]

I was thinking what if Palworld had a anime. But maybe for a other time.

[icy pecan]

He's walking the dog into the ground

Poor thing wanted to walk but not to the end

[rough fractal]

The adventures Chillet and the magenta lovander

[teal iron]

henlo

[hearty sonnet]

Henlo

How art thou?

[teal iron]

good good

how about you?

[icy pecan]

[hearty sonnet]

I'm good just got back from walking the doggy

[teal iron]

correction on my mood, it's great awesome

[hearty sonnet]

Oooh a mood upgrade

[teal iron]

the living room tv is unsupervised so that means palworld on the big screen

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/palworld-dinosaur-palworld-dinosaur-palworld-blue-dinosaur-missile-rhaa-gif-25937696

[peak folio]

I like streaming on the big screen (except no ad control)

But I’ll probably be on a commute for half of i

it*

[hearty sonnet]

I play Palworld on a 10" screen built in to my Fridge

Just kidding

[teal iron]

80 inches of beautiful heavily modded palworld

[peak folio]

[icy pecan]

[teal iron]

Anubis?
Nerfed
Lunaris?
Buffed AND playable
Bees? Certainly.

[icy pecan]

A buff lunaris

[teal iron]

Level 4 🤚

[icy pecan]

You and boots would get along you both love bees

[teal iron]

Huge fan of bees

[hearty sonnet]

Was thinking this too hahaha

There's a bee cult brewing

[teal iron]

If it was feasible to play with only Elizabee and beegarde I would do it

[hearty sonnet]

I bet it's been done

[teal iron]

I mean it is possible but like
I don't wanna walk everywhere on foot

[icy pecan]

I've you can beat victor with a lamball I'm sure

[hearty sonnet]

I feel that, absolutely

I need some mobility in my life

[teal iron]

We're the reds, we don't do anything on foot
We use the biggest, meanest, most un-environmentally friendly vehicle allowed by the local law enforcement

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/shell-knight-craftopia-gif-9700158056171090286

Combat Heli

[icy pecan]

What do the blues use?

[teal iron]

And if there's no vehicles available, we find the biggest, nastiest land animal there is, beat the crap out of it, and saddle that puppy up

[hearty sonnet]

I hope Palworld gets vehicles, but I wouldn't be shocked if it never did

[teal iron]

Weren't there vehicles shown in some of the promo material back in earlyish development?

[hearty sonnet]

There's tanks in some

[teal iron]

The lamball armored division

[icy pecan]

I remember seeing a leezepunk on a fuckin Abrams and I’ll be honest I love riding around on Direhowl but it can take the passenger seat if I can get my hands on abrams

[hearty sonnet]

There's gonna be Plasma Rifles eventually, I'd like to think if you can build a Plasma Rifle, you could also build a car lol

[icy pecan]

I’ll build a pick up truck

Have grizzbolt in the back with his mini gun

[teal iron]

I imagine that the main thing between us and vehicles is a practical use for them that isn't met by a rideable pal

Like what is an m1 Abrams but a relaxorous without jumping ability

[hearty sonnet]

In Craftopia the vehicles are awesome, but only really because the pets suck & are slow

[icy pecan]

Technically it’s not even similar to a tank tanks have a singular barrel and fire one projectile at a time

More akin to this

https://tenor.com/view/mlrs-tso1a-rocket-launcher-tank-military-gif-21955833

Than a tank

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-25832437

[hearty sonnet]

Weeeeeee

[icy pecan]

Tokyo drift music

[hearty sonnet]

https://youtu.be/cf_SjfD8z3w?si=Zg6_zQsbMyyrpkkb
That time I survived an IED

[distant yarrow]

XD

[hearty sonnet]

https://youtu.be/RV1Az80vuxY?si=SSe51Xd5fpussEg6
Lmao I'm looking thru my oldest Craftopia videos.
Artillery Strike

[undone osprey]

Wait, craftopia have artillery calls?!

[hearty sonnet]

Was me in a tank haha

My friend just used the map marker to show me where to hit

[icy pecan]

Was you drunk lmao

[undone osprey]

Same principle... ive been artillery on WoT my whole life XD

[rough fractal]

That's great

[icy pecan]

Does craftopia have battleships

[hearty sonnet]

It has a Torpedo Boat & it's very fun

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/battleship-gif-26936399

[hearty sonnet]

Has three machine gun mounts on it

[icy pecan]

No big gun artillery

[hearty sonnet]

Not yet, maybe in the future

There was no Apache or Torpedo Boat until recently

It's a Japanese game, they should just add the Yamato for fun

[small berry]

Note to self, don't look for gifs with yamato

[hearty sonnet]

Lol why???

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/yamato-sinking-ship-battleship-gif-21486394

[small berry]

I guess an anime has the same name or something

[hearty sonnet]

Oh yeah, a One Piece character

[undone osprey]

No... theres gijinka battleship anime too 🗿

[small berry]

with cleavage and whatnot as I can see

[teal iron]

Excuse me what

[peak folio]

Pov, you witness someone aboard using Discord’s Tenor keyboard

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/spacebattleshipyamato-openfire-warp-speed-gif-23038849

[hearty sonnet]

Yes, because every One Piece female looks the same lol

[icy pecan]

I also see naruto Yamato

[hearty sonnet]

And all the guys look vastly different & monstrous

[small berry]

A very creative mind I see

[hearty sonnet]

Yup...

[small berry]

I realise now why it's so great I guess

[hearty sonnet]

Nope

[icy pecan]

Honestly I don’t get it

[small berry]

I don't even know what Tenor keyboard is

[hearty sonnet]

My ex was sooooo obsessed with One Piece lmao, I've seen all the movies because of her (but never watched the show)

Also I like Nami, but only when LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE draws her

[frozen bluff]

Good afternoon y'all

[hearty sonnet]

Wuddup dude man guy

[peak folio]

You were just complaining about searching for Yamato

[small berry]

https://imgs.search.brave.com/QpmD908MoXHr_Q6Cp4Uf5r0iMQb7QJEANPRHYeCO5RI/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YS50ZW5vci5jb20v/ZE9vak81VXVsRGNB/QUFBTS9teS1tYW4t/bWVtZS5naWY.gif

[frozen bluff]

Not much brotha. Was just now able to sit down for lunch

Hope y'all are doing alright today

[hearty sonnet]

What time is it?

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/super-sentai-ninja-sentai-kakuranger-today-is-friday-in-california-gif-25093546

[hearty sonnet]

Hahahahaha

The timing

[small berry]

been waiting all week

[hearty sonnet]

I have one for Sunday/Monday, stay tuned

[small berry]

aww yeeah

[frozen bluff]

14:26 currently

Normally take my lunch around 2 hours ago 😂

[hearty sonnet]

You're an hour behind me

[frozen bluff]

Ah neat!

[timid osprey]

[icy pecan]

14:30

[small berry]

20:31

[icy pecan]

@frozen bluff east coast let’s go

Tho I’m not actually on the coast

[frozen bluff]

Eastern time gang

Got a mild heat stress headache going

It was nice and warm up where we were

Hydration time

[hearty sonnet]

I am 🏝️

[frozen bluff]

You told me to save water for the rest of the planet - the plant I work at actually does recycle and reuse a lot of water; there is a whole water treatment facility there. Pretty cool stuff they get into

[hearty sonnet]

You took my suggestion to heart, good

[frozen bluff]

I can take as many showers as I feel is necessary

[hearty sonnet]

Just set up a lil office in the shower

[distant yarrow]

5000 showers

[icy pecan]

I’m in the mountains

[frozen bluff]

Even if I spent all day in the shower I couldn't get that many

[hearty sonnet]

Oooh I miss the mountains, I used to go camping every summer deep in the rockies

[frozen bluff]

Would but there's hardly room

I wanna be in the mountains

[icy pecan]

It’s nice

[frozen bluff]

Closest mountain range is gonna be south of me and I like my current 8 minute drive to work

[icy pecan]

I’m nestled in the Appalachian Mountains

[frozen bluff]

Jealous

[hearty sonnet]

Yeah I wanna hike in the Appalachian Mountains real bad, I hear so many horror stories about that place

[frozen bluff]

I've been through both the smokies and the Appalachians

Both beautiful places

[frozen bluff]

The only thing I hear about is hillbillies

Banjo music

[hearty sonnet]

That, and weird scary noises

[icy pecan]

Between the Appalachian and blue ridge mountains is where I’m at

[frozen bluff]

Animals if I recall

[icy pecan]

If you hear the banjos…. If far to late for you

[hearty sonnet]

Well yeah

[clever jungle]

I am 💀 this flight killed me

Time to get a red bull

[hearty sonnet]

I wanna be in LA

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/hicelina-twitch-twitchtv-coffee-hype-gif-17977060

[hearty sonnet]

WAAAAAAH