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humble parrot
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The architecture alone will make it worse

peak folio
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I mean cloud gaming is cloud gaming.

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Though maybe that grappling hook gets laggy again

humble parrot
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Cloud gaming is lag gaming

sick flame
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Depends on internet speed

humble parrot
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If only

peak folio
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It’s impressive that it works at all, but yes…

blissful current
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I play pal on pc and deck I’m looking to join official sever going try it single player boring alone . I’m a grinder , I’m a serious player , I’m looking for guild or a good sever. Pm me

night plume
peak folio
blissful current
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Ty

night plume
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Yw.
Ty for the channel link Kyran, multitasking atm xD

peak folio
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all good

hollow tree
tough comet
frozen bluff
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Good afternoon y'all I have returned

humble parrot
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Good afternoon Cynic

night plume
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Morning

frozen bluff
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How's everyone doing?

night plume
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I'm good. Broccoli is cut up and ready for the oven, chicken is marinating, dishwasher is going

humble parrot
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I'm ok

night plume
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Was asked to try something new, this is new lol

frozen bluff
frozen bluff
icy yoke
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Im finally out of work

frozen bluff
icy yoke
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Brutal lmao

night plume
night plume
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Ooh, is that a cookies n cream cake o.o

icy yoke
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A cannoli cake

frozen bluff
frozen bluff
icy yoke
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It was good yes

night plume
sleek flume
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I

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Want to die

frozen bluff
sleek flume
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Why did I let them convince me to do an all-nighter

frozen bluff
sleek flume
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I am 31 years old not 13

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25 hours awake

night plume
frozen bluff
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Wariomaxxing

night plume
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I love garlic in food. I barely put any bc of them.

hollow tree
cyan acorn
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i have a slice of vanilla cake left but idk where it went. my dad left it in my room but now it's gone

cyan acorn
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Hai

night plume
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Morning

icy yoke
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Oy

sleek flume
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I feel like im hungover without having drank anyything

cyan acorn
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Wazzaaappp

cyan acorn
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Perfect 🤣

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This group already seems cool af lmaoo

hollow tree
sleek flume
hollow tree
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Dingus

sleek flume
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hush

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y u mean 2 me

queen vale
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Drink water hHooker

red fractal
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Brutal stuff

peak folio
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Jammin’

icy yoke
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Strawbebby

cyan acorn
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Have you tried a nox?

tepid frigate
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A what?

cyan acorn
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Yes nox is a keto pal

tepid frigate
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?

cyan acorn
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I guess you don't play the game then

tepid frigate
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I just simply drank pure Tabasco sauce.

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irl

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I had a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce at the treadmill.

tough comet
fair sandal
tepid frigate
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Not the small once, the big once.

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But the noddles really did it for me, the black once are to spicy.

cyan acorn
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When's the new patch update where we sleep with our pals

icy yoke
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I’ve drank hot sauce before

tepid frigate
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Oh wait I am on on the Palworld discord, ups. XD

fair sandal
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I’ve never actually drank straight hot sauce before, but I do like spicy stuff

tepid frigate
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But don't forget to drink regular water.

fair sandal
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It’s like eating something spicy in a video game, gives you a speed boost 😂

tepid frigate
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It will give your butt a speed boost for sure.

fair sandal
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Lmao

tepid frigate
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I recommend 10km/h and do that until you burned 1000 kcal, that will take you 12-13km about 1h 20min ish

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Every day

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If you keep your diet healthy you loose ton a weight in no time.

tough comet
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why would you drink pure hot sauce cat_cry thats like drinking ketchup

fair sandal
tepid frigate
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Like, don't overdo the Tabasco part guys, its a joke for people who spend all day at the gym.

peak folio
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Tabasco on pasta? 🤔

small berry
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Tabasco on the gravy

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Anyways gotta run to the bunker

night plume
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O.o

humble parrot
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Man, It's been so long since I last say the sparta meme

small berry
# night plume O.o

something something country, drones, something something, within the next few hours

peak folio
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Dating ourselves with the sparta meme.

humble parrot
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I see

small berry
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My pants are full brown right now

night plume
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I am now concerned about the bunker thing wkth you having brown pants

small berry
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Brown with a stain of red at this stage I think

humble parrot
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Mass drone attack

small berry
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I said it, I want an april without starting anything new

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A MAN CAN'T HAVE GOOD THINGS

peak folio
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🗿

icy yoke
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Doing

peak folio
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Never a dull moment over there

small berry
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I wanted a chill April, I needed a chill April

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Jesus christ

night plume
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You going to be alright?

small berry
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Yes, but it hurts

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like a freaking truck, but I'm actually not as bad right now

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everything's cool, but it's freaking tense

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kind of weird

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I just pray everything gets dealt with swifly within the next 6 hours and the world gets back on track

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we're so close to so many bad things right now, the sense of impending doom is freaking palpable

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It had to happen in April, when other things can go bad, seriously wrong

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We're not sleepwalking into a dystopia

night plume
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Don't think I've seen this gif b4

small berry
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this is my fears right now, perfect representation

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target interception ongoing

mossy lion
icy pecan
humble parrot
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Hi DPA

peak folio
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Darpa?

small berry
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did you know China named its surveillance system Skynet? #TheMoreYouKnow

small berry
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400-500 drones plus missiles, Holy F

peak folio
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👀💦

cyan acorn
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😮

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°~°

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Ello frans

vague totem
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chillets stink 😉

cyan acorn
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You’re entitled to feel that way 😌

peak folio
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Oh no here comes the art war

cyan acorn
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Nani??!?!

hollow tree
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I got a commission 6323frogvibing

humble parrot
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Good

hollow tree
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Woohoo DancingGoose

vague totem
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yay

hollow tree
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Gotta do Gale and a Tav from BG3 painting

sleek flume
hollow tree
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Ye

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Just a cute campfire one

sleek flume
tough comet
hollow tree
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I didn’t charge much

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Only £38 which is like $45

sleek flume
hollow tree
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Next week is gonna be fun trying to make it snazzy and cute

hollow tree
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Ye

fair sandal
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My second enter key was jammed and was screwing up my keyboard.💀 Can’t believe it took me this long to figure it out.

icy pecan
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Egg is Helldiver?

hollow tree
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No I don’t own Helldivers it’s too expensive

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Same with Dogma though I’d love it

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But $70 is the new normal for games and that’s like 2 commissions for me so 😂

cyan acorn
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i woke up from a nap and ate leftovers from a hibachi restaraunt and it wasn't enough and now i'm craving korean fried chicken

peak folio
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Now I’m picturing the Helldivers 2 loading screen with eggs instead of hellpods

hollow tree
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Yes

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They crack when they land on the ground

peak folio
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🔥
od_egg

icy pecan
tawny dew
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The trick is to just drop the egg on a flat surface. You'll crack it even, and without shells.

lapis bramble
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Anyone taking part on the Frostpunk 2 beta

humble parrot
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?

hollow tree
lapis bramble
# humble parrot ?

Its a post apocalyptic game where you build and manage a city in a frozen place. It's like playing mayor of a city in an icy wasteland. FP2 beta coming out in less than 24 hours but only who purchased deluxe can try the beta SADPR_Sadge I only had the standard version.

hollow tree
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My friend told me to start streaming 7622_stare2 She’s playing Unpacking and just got $200 cuz she has a cute Vtuber avatar thing

humble parrot
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I see

hollow tree
visual basalt
icy pecan
hollow tree
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Ima make banging ramen tomorrow

icy pecan
hollow tree
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I’m very excited

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Spam and eggs and I managed to get some cheap soy sauce

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I feel bad I treated myself to proper ramen bowls to be fair but I got them both for like $8 so

tame kindle
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Join voice yall no need to talk in here

hollow tree
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No thank you

icy yoke
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mm mm ramen bowl

hollow tree
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I’ve wanted a ramen bowl forever and someone was selling them

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And I wouldn’t ever buy them brand new because they expensive

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But this lady was like “Oh we never used them, impulse buy!”

icy yoke
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hows everyone doing this evening

hollow tree
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I’m okay

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I got a commission!

icy yoke
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woo!

hollow tree
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I will survive this week which is lovely

reef granite
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aye

hollow tree
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Yis I am closer to paying the interview and vaccination stuff

icy yoke
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froge

hollow tree
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I love the froge

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Nobody wants a cute froge drawn ever why can’t I draw cute froge for pennies

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Or cute fat mushroom

icy yoke
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cute fat

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have you ever drawn any pals

nimble spire
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Why did I get the small version of the new pal

hollow tree
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Yeah I’ve drawn a couple

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I prefer the fluffiest I won’t lie

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I’d love to do baby versions of the pals

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I know they don’t have an official form but they hatch and it would be cute to do hatchlings sometimes

icy pecan
small berry
tough comet
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Ill eat the van

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im on a low sugar diet

hollow tree
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Hi

hollow tree
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Yeee I might when I’m a touch more stable or as warm ups or something

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Then do like $3 adoptables

sleek flume
sleek flume
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You just board a raft and float across the river or ocean here.

hollow tree
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Nah I’ll do it for fun if I have time I can’t afford to do free art no more

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And yeah ‘filing fees’

sleek flume
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UK gotta be so complicated

hollow tree
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Vaccines and filing fees somehow cost £300

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It’s stoopid

sleek flume
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I bet you a million dollars the people coming into the UK don't have to do any of that.

hollow tree
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Probably not

sleek flume
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I will literally bet my bank account

hollow tree
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But I’m immigrating so they make it stupidly complex

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Don’t do that

sleek flume
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So are they lol

hollow tree
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I know they don’t do it

sleek flume
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UK be a special place soemtimes

hollow tree
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It’s taken 18 months and a combined total of 5k to get to this point

sleek flume
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Jeez

hollow tree
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If the partner came here it would have been £500 and four months

sleek flume
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Sounds about right

hollow tree
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We made our choice I suppose but stress EGGO is stress

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It’s 4am

sleek flume
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Lol

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That it be

hollow tree
sleek flume
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Was just playing hell divers with some British chick, she's like, it's 3:30am, I am outtie lol

hollow tree
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Yeeeeeah

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It do be late

sleek flume
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Sleep

hollow tree
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Nah I did all problems tonight

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😠 I am tough

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Duh

nimble spire
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How do you get honey now btw?

icy pecan
hollow tree
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DPA gets it

nimble spire
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The queen bee isn’t working

icy pecan
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Be sure to cancel all the other jobs that beeguards can do

icy pecan
nimble spire
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Bru now I have to go get those

icy pecan
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Well technically you need them to level up because of XP anyway

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You can kill or capture them or kill or capture the butterfly looking pal but capturing a be gaurd and setting it's jobs to ranch only ( fighting if you want to ) is the most efficient way to get honey

icy pecan
small berry
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Mr.House did nothing wrong

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Anyone on that has any idea who might have nuked the NCR in Fallout?

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was it Caesar's?

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was it the Brotherhood maybe?

junior hawk
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Spoilers!

small berry
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I don't even know if it's already in the lore or is going to be a part of the tv show

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I just know it's one of those things talked about to know at what time in the lore the tv show is set in but I wasn't even aware that happened

raven solstice
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Algum server BR????

sick flame
lapis bramble
visual basalt
hollow anvil
wicked cove
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Morning

sleek flume
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My favourite thing is seeing people complain about YouTube being mad about them using adblockers

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And they they say "how disrespectful to your customers"

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YOU USE AN AD BLOCKER YOU AREN'T A CUSTOMER

hollow tree
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Aaaaaaa

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I did 6 emotes for a friend and they didn’t pay hot dayum!

sick flame
lapis bramble
hollow tree
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I should’ve been tough and said but I did six emotes 🥺

distant wave
hollow tree
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Aaaaa okay shower that’ll make me feel better

junior hawk
hollow tree
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Ye it’ll help me feel alive and less lousy

junior hawk
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Just stand in scalding hot water for 20 minutes

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You sick?

hollow tree
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No no I’m all good just disappointed in myself

hollow tree
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I tried running a oay what you can on Friday to raise some funds, did two art pieces and neither of them paid and now my friend wanted six emotes. And he said he’d absolutely compensate then didn’t and I’m dumb

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And my fiancé is just mad that I had a shitty dnd session last night

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Not because of anyone just bad rolls and people stealing kills kinda deal

junior hawk
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Why’s homeboy mad about a DnD session

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Oh

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Isn’t he the dm?

hollow tree
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I was just a bit down because nothing I used went off I spent a whole battle laying into the boss on my own then the little coward at the back somehow got height advantage after being insoles and falling through the air and finished off the boss

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And Ofc they get heralded the best player etc

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It didn’t feel good and I just kinda shrugged and said I was a bit down and then he yelled at me that it doesn’t matter and all that

junior hawk
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So you practically solo the boss and then someone stole the kill?

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Next time just run to the back of the line

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Let em take some hits and gain perspective

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bard gets one shot

hollow tree
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Nah this person always plays like a coward and hides 120 feet back but has ranged spells so they’ll stand about and watch someone else tank then when they know the creature is low, siddenly hit out with some crazy spell

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I wouldn’t mind but the other three guys at the table were legit

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“Oh he’s so great man he took that boss on solo”

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It’s great being the only girl at the table and the DM not seeing the dude bro attitude

junior hawk
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You should totally call him out next time

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Challenge him to a duel

hollow tree
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Can’t

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DM doesn’t allow it and this lil dude is the reason I don’t roleplay in session because he told me he was gonna quit if o kept roleplaying

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Went around talking shit to everyone about me apparently

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But that’s okay cuz the DM lectures me about being the bigger person and now I have to roleplay outta session privately

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To appease the Karen

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Also if my dm sees this I’m toast

junior hawk
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Lean heavier into roleplay, make him quit. It’s a fucking roleplaying game.

hollow tree
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I’m not allowed to, DM doesn’t wanna make him uncomfortable

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🤷‍♀️

junior hawk
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Might be for the best. That sounds like a bad table to play at.

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All give and no take kinda deal

hollow tree
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He’s the only player I have an issue with ngl

junior hawk
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I’d walk.

hollow tree
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I don’t want to out of spite

junior hawk
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The DM forcing you to not roleplay is pretty bad. Especially if it’s only a single player that has an issue with RP in an RP game.

hollow tree
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He was in a campaign a couple years back with us in a different group and we ended up calling him kill stealer but he wore it like a badge

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The DM is my fiancé but I swear he just hates me dnd wise I’m doing my best

junior hawk
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Bruh

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I probably shouldn’t comment further

hollow tree
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But I was super down after last night none of my subclass stuff worked, I piled so much into the boss for the rat to be given advantage in a bullshit manner and kill it and all his little dudebros congratulating him etc, my character has a Wyvern egg I’ve been constantly taking care of and I go to bed and everyone else sees the egg move but not my girl even tho I’m putting effort in

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“I’m just creating intrigue so everyone else is interested”

That’s cool but they’ve now seen more action from my egg than my character has that doesn’t feel good

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I told him they ignore anything cool I do because of the dude bro attitude and I know have fifty bucks get on it that for the next three session they won’t say a positive thing about my character but will actively pat one another in the back (which is great for them but makes me feel like I don’t exist) 🤷‍♀️

junior hawk
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Do you play online?

hollow tree
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Yeah Foundry

junior hawk
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Damn egg that shit is rough. That’s an awkward situation for sure. I can give you tons of bad advice but none of it will likely fit you well. That doesn’t sound like a table you fit in well with.

hollow tree
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Yeah but I don’t see why I should leave

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Last night he went “Oh there it is you just want hear pats for doing something”

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No I don’t? I just want my character to feel like they matter that’s all

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So I bet him fifty bucks that for the next three session none of the guys are gonna say good job to my character, the one Karen dude will steal more kills and I won’t get “head pats”

junior hawk
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Alright I’m just gonna say it

hollow tree
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Go for it

junior hawk
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These guys aren’t gonna take you seriously because you’re the DMs girlfriend. That shit only works if the entire group are close friends. You will always be the dms girlfriend in their eyes. Any significant boons that come your way will be chalked up to nepotism which essentially ties your dms hands.

hollow tree
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Except I’m the only one without a boob

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We did the whole loot thing and I got literally nothing it was all specifically tailored for the other characters

junior hawk
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You didn’t get anything at all?

hollow tree
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Lil Karen man got like three things, one guy got two, the other dude got 3 too

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He gave me a dagger and said to attune to it

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Except it’s not an sttuneable dagger so?

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Maybe he’s worried if he does give me a boon then it’ll look like favouritism because Karen man has been hammering that point home despite the dm doing the opposite and spectators commenting that he’s going too far the opposite way

junior hawk
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That’s literally what I said lol

wise sleet
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Hey can anybody help me please

junior hawk
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Maybe

wise sleet
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I just lost my game world

junior hawk
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Nope

wise sleet
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It just dissapeared

junior hawk
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I’d imagine this would be the place to go for that. Idk nothing about your problem. Sorry bro.

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Good luck though

hollow tree
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Yeah and I really like roleplaying I’m always super up front with that whenever I’m in a game I get my happy from roleplaying not combat so much

livid rune
junior hawk
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So your main source of fun is roleplaying and you’re at a table where you’re not allowed to roleplay because one of the other players takes issue with roleplaying in a roleplaying game?

hollow tree
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One player takes issue with it

junior hawk
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Bro I understand he’s your fiancé but you guys don’t have to share everything and you don’t have to feel bad about that

hollow tree
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Okay I’m done just grumbling like a brat

junior hawk
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Did your DM see it?

hollow tree
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No I just don’t want him to

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I don’t want the argument or the lecture where he highlights everything I do wrong (I do stuff wrong, I know that it just doesn’t excuse others treatment of me all the time)

junior hawk
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You may not want the argument Egg but it seems like it may be needed in my opinion

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Don’t be afraid to fight for what you want

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Especially when what you want is a little gd respect lol

hollow tree
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Nah we’ve done the argument a dozen times it ends with him yelling and breaking up with me or he just tells me he doesn’t want me at the table

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And for the sake of “head pats” it’s hardly worth it imo

night plume
hollow tree
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Maybe yeah I might just do what the Karen does and say I’m giving it two more sessions and if it doesn’t improve I’ll write my lil lady out

queen vale
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Your DM is shit and needs to go play in traffic.
The "Backdoor Bro" who likes to stay out of combat needs his character put at actual risk of death, especially if this is a trait of the player

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"Oh, you're on your own in the backlines? Shame there's a kobold ambush right there"

hollow tree
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Eh apparently he ran up once so that’s him putting his character at risk.

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His character can make sniper rifles or something like a pact weapon thing?
Not gonna lie I’ve only ever played Druid/healer classes sorta deal so idk much about other classes this is my first time playing a rogue

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And it sucks because I actually have a lot of fun with her and I’m enjoying the class as a whole and it’s no one’s fault my rolls were just awful last night when I was trying to get my subclass to pop off

queen vale
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Don't let this group's inability to be a good group stop you from wanting to play

hollow tree
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Yeah that’s true I might start looking on roll20

junior hawk
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I’m willing to play if we can get enough players

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Myles be the dm

queen vale
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Off topic DND group rise up

hollow tree
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There’s gotta be some open games. DM is in one of the dude bros games and asked if I was invited and I said no lmao, obviously not and he was like “That’s cuz you’re a minefield haha” and I was like ok thank u love u too

junior hawk
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I’m dead serious

queen vale
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I can try, I don't have much experience in DMing 🤣

hollow tree
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My time zone makes it weird too but hopefully by august I’ll be in the states so… I might give DM’ing a go if anyone would be interested and obviously be a little forgiving with me as a wee baby dm

night plume
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I have a call of cthulhu one shot set up xD

humble parrot
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Good morning

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How is everyone doing?

hollow tree
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I’m serious I’d love to have a shot at DMing sometime so I can understand both sides of it. I have tried before but uhhh some people have taken advantage of the fact I’m new

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I had one guy (this is my fault btw!) who played a kobold but he said the sunlight sensitivity was too much and could we get rid of it

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I wanted to be nice and was like yeah absolutely just wear a hat that shades your eyes!

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I did not realise he’d get advantage all the time and sunlight sensitivity was the nerf for that 😂

queen vale
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"Oh no the big bad has used gust of wind, bye bye hat, oh and that guy just yelled something about fired balls? Roll for initiative"

night plume
queen vale
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Nothing wrong with players being clever but when they turn into a minmaxing one trick pony, that's when they need a reminder to play not minmax and make it exciting

hollow tree
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Oh it was my fault for not like reading properly and just wanting to be nice don’t get me wrong I won’t be making that mistake again 😂

night plume
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When you are a new DM, it is on the players to be honest as well

hollow tree
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I think when I do immigrate I’ll invite one guy from the current campaign that is so lovely and my fiancé but I’ll be looking outwith that group otherwise

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For players, plus it’s good to expand horizons

night plume
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Do not invite your fiance until you have experience. He will backseat DM

hollow tree
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Nah he’s not like that I’ll give him his dues

queen vale
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Eeeh need to be careful about not inviting him, that may cause a lot of other problems

night plume
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Have him around so you can ask quick questions when you forget or need to be able to find something. But wait until you have some experience before inviting him into a game you are DMing

hollow tree
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When I tried before he was really supportive

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He helped me find maps and understand the roll20 stuff and he even warned me about the kobold thing quite briefly and softly

queen vale
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I suspect he's being harsh on you to show you aren't getting benefits of being the DM's other half

hollow tree
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I think so too

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Spectators have commented on that too. He’s just very adamant about not giving me special treatment that he goes the opposite way

humble parrot
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Huh...never played DnD

night plume
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I recommend it for those who enjoy tabletop games, and if you can find a decent group.

tranquil obsidian
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prefer pathfinder myself

night plume
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From there, you can branch to see which tabletop is your flavor.
I prefer call of cthulhu

tranquil obsidian
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DND is a good starting point but 5e isn't a very good system, it's just popular. as such you usually play 5e until you get a grasp for the general idea, then find or tweak a system that fits you

night plume
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I think it is bc 5e is so oversimplified, but I find it so complicated xD

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Glanced at 3.5e and that made more sense to me :p

tranquil obsidian
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a big issue is that everything is broken. as such it becomes a constant power struggle between DM and player

#

most things are left up to table by table discretion

night plume
#

I noticed when I made a character strictly by core book and rolls, I was extremely under powered compared to the other players that hopped around books and picked things for skills instead of building a character profile.

DM had to then balance creatures based on party and the creatures were either wiped out by one party member easily or we almost died bc they were too big for us.

vague totem
#

morning friens

tranquil obsidian
#

tbh that's why you usually balance around a mean, or use something like point buy if you're new

#

easier to balance when everyone is similar power level

hollow tree
#

I actually think I enjoy cyberpunk more

night plume
#

Morning

hollow tree
#

5e is wonderful for my fantasy but there’s not a good rewards system. Cyberpunk Red means if I keep a journal (which I always do) and I really go above and beyond to make sure I do the roleplay I love etc then I get rewarded for that

#

5e kinda stomps on that a little but that’s just me

night plume
#

I think it is just the game you are in. You can get as many or as little rewards for things in 5e

vague totem
#

binged the entire fallout tv series in one sitting yesterday lol

#

went to bed at 3am

night plume
#

Dungeons can give you rewards in loot, knowledge, experience, etc.
You can get rewards in my nps for quests, just helping, talking, buying, selling.
Your characters can take personal skills as well, my wizard was a map maker and would make maps of the lands they traveled to in case they went back, as well as to sell

#

It all depends on the DM and players what extents they allow.

hollow tree
#

I guess so but you get the loot and stuff from cyberpunk too yanno

#

They had a table lemme see if I have it

night plume
#

I think 5e has a book so you can play cyberpunk too.
But, if there is a cyberpunk tabletop you like, I would say you DM that

hollow tree
#

So you got rewards for each category (IP points that we ended up pooling together because one player didn’t like the idea of individual points etc and then we split it)

cyan acorn
#

it's my first day back at work in a week and my pots is acting up. i feel sick because of all the bending down and standing up i've been doing for the past hour. i have to see my doctor tomorrow so i have to tell him it's getting worse

oak dagger
#

hi

peak folio
#

AHHHHH!! .. oh hai there, Wumpus.

vague totem
#

s'wrong matty

vague totem
#

use your words

#

i dunno what im lookin at

icy pecan
hollow tree
#

Me neither I’m so confused

humble parrot
#

Hello DPA

hollow tree
#

I go back to work tomorrow Leggo

humble parrot
#

😔

hollow tree
#

Ah it’s okay

#

I get to go on a canal trip with the oldies on Wednesday and I have Thursday off so I’m doing Saturday

#

I kinda like the midweek break I won’t lie

#

Everyone else is at work I get to chill and I can stay up late eheheh

humble parrot
#

I just remembered tomorrow is Monday

peak folio
#

Being a ceiling cat.

cyan acorn
#

break time, how's everyone doing?

humble parrot
#

I'm ok

hollow tree
#

I’m making a cute moth adoptable

vague totem
#

pls make me a destiny 2 threadling 😛

hollow tree
#

What’s that?

icy pecan
#

Hello

vague totem
#

defy physics and knit me one

hollow tree
#

Why is it cute

icy yoke
#

its a thing

frozen bluff
#

Morning y'all, hope everybody is doing alright today

queen vale
#

Am tired, but need to be awake so I can sleep later for work tomorrow

frozen bluff
#

But I made the perfect fried eggs though so I'm in a pretty good mood

humble parrot
#

Morning Cynic

hollow tree
#

Fried eggs sounds great rn

frozen bluff
humble parrot
#

I'm doing okay

#

You?

frozen bluff
#

Doing pretty good!

humble parrot
#

Nice

frozen bluff
#

Debating on whether I wanna do more Palworld (since I think I finally figured out how condensing works) and get myself to level 50 before going after the legendaries, or if I wanna do some deep rock

icy pecan
#

I used to condensed pals .... Time I saw comic about it and it made me feel horrible

#

Now I just condense the npcs harapeko

#

Lily would be proud

#

Ish

frozen bluff
icy pecan
#

I still capture pals so...

night plume
#

Supposed to be meeting my brother for lunch today.
He told me, "let's meet when they open, I'll see you around noon".
Noon = 12
They open at 11
XD

frozen bluff
night plume
#

He is always late, so I am thinking he means noon 30

icy pecan
#

11 is lunch for me

frozen bluff
icy pecan
#

So yean noon

frozen bluff
#

As soon as I got my assault rifle I went and melted her

ionic epoch
#

I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language.

frozen bluff
ionic epoch
icy pecan
frozen bluff
# ionic epoch Alright.

That was more well-put than some native English speakers I've had the displeasure of interacting with so you're all good 👍

night plume
#

I see so many non native English speakers apologize for their English. Trust me, you are not the one I want apologizing, I want the native English speakers to apologize. They rarely punctuate, rarely spell things correctly, make up slang, their grasp of their own language is ridiculous and they get angry when you ask them to explain what they said bc it didn't make any sense.

ionic epoch
#

I don't know why i said that tho LOL.

#

Feeling apathetic i guess.

frozen bluff
frozen bluff
deft python
frozen bluff
deft python
#

I met a native English speaker who was an adult with no learning disabilities who uh
To put it politely had below an 8th grade reading level

#

Homie out here chose to sound like an idiot

#

And then would proceed to get mad when people would correct him 💀

#

Don't drop out of school kids
That's the lesson to be learned here

frozen bluff
#

I'll pull off slang and other related butcherings of the English language if it's ironic and I have a chance to make it funny. Or if I'm playing a character

deft python
frozen bluff
#

I'm giving my kids an abacus as their first toy

deft python
#

From my understanding the biggest issue with those devices on childhood development especially with unlimited access is that they're never bored
When they're never bored and never inspires them to be creative or to try and solve problems or to try and actually think and use their brain
When they can be mentally stimulated on this garbage 24/7 it just makes their brain rot

frozen bluff
# deft python From my understanding the biggest issue with those devices on childhood developm...

Hence the term "brainrot." Stay off of YouTube kids, you do NOT want to see the kinda stuff they're putting in front of children. Cocomelon is heavily corporatized and soulless. Most modern media for kids you'll see on TV is corporatized and soulless.

Feeding your kid constant stimulation and getting them addicted to a screen is a surefire way to create a zombie that doesn't know anything other than what they see on the internet. No appreciation for the beauty of nature, no appreciation for learning actual arts or anything of the sort, no appreciation for a challenge that makes them jog their brain (it will make them angry instead because no immediate gratification)

nimble spire
#

I didn’t know there was a 3rd bendy game

frozen bluff
#

I should write a headcanon for Palworld, including original characters, speaking of the arts

icy yoke
#

Oh man

icy pecan
#

A headcanon ?

humble parrot
icy pecan
#

That is exactly what comes to mind

frozen bluff
icy pecan
icy yoke
#

Is that megatron turning into a gun but made actually cool looking

frozen bluff
#

How I, the writer, see the world versus what's in it

humble parrot
#

It's his own canonical events.

frozen bluff
#

Fanfiction is a pretty dangerous ground to tread and is mostly associated with whatever the author's interests are

#

I just like writing stories man

humble parrot
#

It can go either way

#

Be horribly cringe

#

Or actually enjoyable and thought-provoking

frozen bluff
frozen bluff
humble parrot
#

That's what most aim for

#

However, many end in the former

frozen bluff
#

And I love strong character development

#

RAAHHH I LOVE PUTTING CHARACTERS THROUGH TRIALS AND HAVING THEM OVERCOME THEM AND BECOMING STRONGER RAHHH

humble parrot
#

Heh

#

I'm going to play some DRG

#

Let me know if you wanna join

visual basalt
#

A lot of work. Not just some.

frozen bluff
# humble parrot Heh

Really just depends on who wants to read it, or if people would even be interested in reading it

#

Not everyone likes reading

visual basalt
#

If I find a fanfic I like I usually just make Firefox read it out to me while I'm driving. Saves time and effort.

visual basalt
# visual basalt Horrible cringe can work, but it takes some work.

Specifically, I mean horrible cringe can be used to build interesting characters and explore intrapersonal development in ways that, while still cringe, can be effective for the story.

It ain't done on purpose often, but think about something like Watamote (I think that's what it's called, been a while since I watched/read it) for an example.

#

Yeah, it was Watamote, I double checked.

peak folio
frozen bluff
frozen bluff
icy pecan
icy pecan
deft python
frozen bluff
deft python
#

Me too! I doubt he'll remember but I tried telling him the German words to describe the birds lol

frozen bluff
deft python
#

Raptors are definitely among my favourite types of birds. We don't have too many falconry shows here like there were in the UK, but I'm still happy he was able to get that experience

peak folio
#

Bird of prey

frozen bluff
#

I truly do love Deep Rock RNG

#

Haz 3 can turn into a haz 5 mission SO fast

humble parrot
#

Cave was weird too

#

It was a small starter cave connected to a single huge one, so big that flares couldn't light it

#

It was weirdly ribbed, like the insides of a monster

frozen bluff
humble parrot
#

It was crazy

#

And worse of all, both detonators spawned in the uplink part of the mission

frozen bluff
humble parrot
#

No, we killed them, ran away from the uplink then went back after they detonated

icy yoke
#

Badoomp

icy pecan
#

Dunno just like spraying cats with water

#

They always act funny

peak folio
humble parrot
quartz magnet
#

good mornin frens

humble parrot
#

Good afternoon Caos

vocal monolith
#

Hey

icy yoke
#

Caosss hello

#

I hope ur feelin ok today

unkempt prawn
#

Flipped a burger too close to hole and it went byebye

humble parrot
#

Rip

frigid quail
#

Rip

icy yoke
#

I’d still eat it

humble parrot
#

💀

#

You'd probably die

icy yoke
#

Mmmm mmmm yummy yum

quartz magnet
icy yoke
#

I’m glad you’re alive

humble parrot
humble parrot
#

I wish things would get better for you Caos

vague totem
#

eggy bssy

icy yoke
#

Scotland has fallen

vague totem
#

nah, she got this

#

if she falls, i'll go see what all the rukus is about

sleek flume
#

What are you on about

fresh skiff
strong spire
deft python
#

Low-key high-key am curious about favourite pals
But like
Unpopular favourites if that makes any sense?

tough comet
night plume
deft python
#

Like I think Dumud is adorable

night plume
#

I just pictured Dumud being the ultimate helper pal and hearing people say it isn't the greatest in battle. Then, its favorite human is in danger! Suddenly, a shadow is falling from the sky! It is a Dumud body slam!

#

And Dumud saves the day

deft python
#

Reasons I love Dumud

  1. He is silly
  2. He is helpful
  3. 🥺 hims adorable
#

He mines my ore and produces my oil

night plume
#

Dumud had a point in mining??

clever jungle
#

Hello chat

humble parrot
#

Lvl 2 mining, could mine ore

vestal lintel
#

is anyone know how to remove the mines out of our base?

#

i cannot destroy or disassemble it at all inside the base.

frozen bluff
icy yoke
#

Exactly what we have always wanted

hollow tree
deft python
small berry
#

My name is Jeff

cerulean hawk
#

Are the online servers working again?

icy pecan
hollow tree
#

It’s so quiiiiiet

icy yoke
#

That’s cuz I’m at work not yappin my mouth

hollow tree
#

Thank u

sleek flume
#

You are most welcome, Dear Eggo.

hollow tree
#

I need to remove a watermark and it’s annoying me

sleek flume
#

Send it to me

#

Or are you talking about something else

humble parrot
#

I'm playing :)

hollow tree
#

Ye

#

It’s Disney so go figure

#

I don’t have photoshop it’s way too expensive for me rn 😂

#

But thank you so much

nimble spire
#

“I am known by many names mountain slyer thunder lion the chocolate ax but you may ball me Tiffany”

night plume
#

Morning Tiffany

hollow tree
#

Hey ladies avoid a user called Ray ❤️ you’re welcome

#

Rip_fox to be precise

deft python
#

I won't ask but I appreciate the heads up 😭

#

NGL I forgot I became big man HEATH

simple pagoda
hollow tree
#

I don’t think they’re in here now

simple pagoda
#

still

#

better to ip ban them

hollow tree
#

Oh theybare

#

<@&505995738564526080> _rip_fox just hitting up my DMs asking if I’m a girl or a boy incessantly and then spamming the Hell outta me for uhhh 9 minutes now

#

Got them blocked but I can see the blocked messages 😂

simple pagoda
#

should've dm'd them

hollow tree
#

Eh don’t matter none and I’d rather they were named publicly than other people having to deal with this

simple pagoda
#

also you should report their discord acc

night plume
deft python
#

Hit em with tha block lol

simple pagoda
#

yeah

deft python
#

Discord reporting sucks ass imo but no harm in trying

hollow tree
#

Oh yeah I blocked them

simple pagoda
#

I mean a few years ago I reported an animal cruelty video posted in a server and discord tas reached out to the server within a day

night plume
simple pagoda
#

in general most moderators are unpaid

#

unless it is a big server with revenue

hollow tree
#

Also yeah it literally only asks if I’m reporting their username, banner of description lmao

night plume
#

You have to do a written report, forgot how

hollow tree
#

Ohhhhhh

deft python
hollow tree
#

Haha I am dumb

deft python
#

Looks like they tried to make it easier

night plume
#

Yet, those unpaid moderators do more work than the paid discord moderating staff 🤔
Paying the people me thinks

simple pagoda
#

they made it worse imo

#

before I think you could've reported multiple message ids

deft python
#

I haven't used it so idk

simple pagoda
#

just report them under harassment

hollow tree
#

Thank ye

simple pagoda
#

np

night plume
deft python
simple pagoda
#

never give personal info on discord
never go into relationships on discord
never give someone money on discord
never click on links before reading the redirect and the domain carefully

#

4 rules to go by

hollow tree
#

Drat I give out all the info

hollow tree
#

I was planning on getting a hot discord husbando

#

And then stealing money via suspicious links

night plume
deft python
#

My dreams of marrying my twitch/discord streamer husbando are over 💔 /j

simple pagoda
hollow tree
#

I wanted to marry a discord mod damn it

simple pagoda
#

one guy gave me nitro for 2 years for free

deft python
simple pagoda
#

another one did it afterwards as well too

visual basalt
deft python
hollow tree
#

I love nitro

#

I do a bunch of writing on discord and stuff

#

Also I won’t lie and I mean this completely respectfully but it’s the reason I don’t wanna attempt furry art really

night plume
# deft python As if that's not creepy Also needing to know your gender to treat you right?? ...

I sent discord the pms he sent me, the harrassment posts from the discord server against me, and the very sexist posts he made against women in the chat that didn't join his, for lack of better term, harem.
I know a lot of those women reported him for the harrassment. Then right after my report he and his friend pinged me for 3 days straight, basically swapping out when the other slept telling me they knew I reported him.

hollow tree
#

I know not every person in the community is like that I’m not saying they are I’m just super wary of it all

#

Yeah I know I’m probably missing out on a lot of money that way

deft python
night plume
#

I was sent pics of his conversation after the server owner handled the situation. Everyone decided I was a girl, so he settled on I have to be a girl, so there were a lot of post about me and a couple other "e-girls" he wished he didn't screw up and not get to know.

deft python
humble parrot
#

Mal-e?

simple pagoda
#

most of these people messaging have mental issues, they don't receive help and choose to act towards that bad faith

deft python
#

I don't want to see 20 fetish photos only to not get paid, yknow?

simple pagoda
#

you should always ignore them, report them and block

night plume
hollow tree
#

Jesus Christ this is why I don’t do commissions of that I just do what I want on Patreon

deft python
#

I should probably set up a patreon or coffee

hollow tree
#

Yeah Mal that’s my thing. My favourite will always be the cuties and the fantasy ones but I just… Again I respect everyone and their choices and everything I just don’t wanna step on a landline

#

Hey when you get them toss me a link Desp

deft python
#

I think just being a woman online and being an artist online makes some people think they can act a certain way

But in all honesty they're not being cute or funny, just weird

simple pagoda
#

I just assume everyone online is acting

vague totem
hollow tree
#

Yeah I just wanna do my own thing on Patreon and with the way twitter is going I’m probably gonna end up more full time over there

night plume
#

People here call me Dumud and I'll play along and joke around. But, if I started pretending to be a Dumud and acting like a pet, I think more than just myself would be creeped out xD

#

The line is pretty easy to see between cute and funny imo lol

hollow tree
#

I’ll lose a lot of revenue if Twitter becomes a paid service lemme tell you

#

And Patreon will have to be free

simple pagoda
deft python
#

One morning, MalMud woke up from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into an enormous monsterous Dumud

night plume
hollow tree
#

Ehhh my stuff isn’t good enough to put in books or anything

#

And I prefer commissions honestly

simple pagoda
hollow tree
#

Yeah true I suppose

deft python
#

More people know it by Metamorphosis but whoever translated that I wish a very die

simple pagoda
night plume
deft python
#

Like are they really going to stand here and act like there isn't a pre-existing German word for Metamorphosis?!
It's
DIE METAMORPHOSE

deft python
hollow tree
#

I will say I had a lot of fun doing the twitch emotes

deft python
hollow tree
#

Didn’t get paid but they were fun all the same

simple pagoda
hollow tree
#

I ain’t even get paid but they were fun for sure

night plume
simple pagoda
hollow tree
#

I agreed to do one and they paid me like $20

simple pagoda
hollow tree
#

They wanted to see others and said they’d compensate me

#

I sent them all off and I guess they forgot the compensation

#

They’re a friend too so… I’m glad I did them the favour I suppose they donate to charity a lot so they deserve something nice

simple pagoda
#

I thought those stickers paid more

deft python
simple pagoda
#

or emotes, whatever they're called

deft python
hollow tree
#

Well on Vgen I do 6 for $50 basically

night plume
# deft python Oh. probably a very different concept then

The Island of Dr. Moreau comes to mind too bc of the name.

The dr experiments on people and gives them animal DNA. Their primal instincts eventually take over and they go savage and kill any humans including him.
At least from what I recall of the movie, haven't seen it in forever. I should do an old horror movie marathon

simple pagoda
# deft python Oh LMAO Like Looksmaxxing?

yeah, I can sell snake oil to someone insecure about x.

Financial insecurity: Bitcoin & crypto
Appearances: Makeup and fashion
Wealth: Clothing with branding all over them which is "expensive"
...

#

then you create a billion dollar industry

#

imo consumerism is the issue

deft python
night plume
#

I hate cockroaches....

deft python
# simple pagoda imo consumerism is the issue

Yeah people do seem to be a bit more keen to try and buy a solution to their problem as opposed to find a solution to their problem or actually change something within the core of their being

deft python
deft python
simple pagoda
#

For myself, I believe these ideologies are due in part from the use of going beyond your means. Once you have excess cash, most will just want more. In wanting more, they are never satisfied

#

I think capitalism is stupid for this reason, but that is politics

hollow tree
#

Adoptables for Vtubers also make some money occasionally

simple pagoda
#

We got people in 3rd world countries without necessities, but we worry about our insecurities rather than helping them.

night plume
small berry
#

Controversial opinion, I dont like the idea of donating to charity, I dont think it scales and I dont think its practical as a solution

willow quail
#

Facts

small berry
#

companies donating to charity, I think that's more substantial, I'm not against donations per se

#

But individuals should generally try to improve themselves for the betterment of the society they live in and if they really wanna help they should make it their occupation, profitable, sustainable and scalable

#

less checking boxes on documents to help and more entrepreneurs

hollow tree
#

My friend does it to their local food bank during twitch streams

small berry
#

if it is profitable for both parties and the idea isnt depending on goodwill from people for the most part I think those things are great

hollow tree
#

I think it’s why he keeps local

small berry
#

I've always thought, if I could survive working online I'd go to some developing country that I could pay my taxes in and probably invest in the community

#

I think small investors like that can help a ton in places like Africa

#

Nigeria makes me wish I was a millionaire

#

I just need good internet, running water and somewhere to cook and sleep

#

either Nigeria or Rwanda

sleek flume
simple pagoda
sleek flume
#

Most donations don't even end up being given to the charities.

small berry
#

most charities don't even bother helping long term

simple pagoda
#

I'd prefer if we develop those cities in countries lacking resources. If they're put at the scale of the rest of the world, we promote our equality towards the species of humanity. We keep dividing ourselves for stupid things, all because of money

#

We could be on mars right now if the usa spent their budget on nasa rather than the military

#

Our whole world would be united in space exploration

#

no one would care about a number

small berry
#

I fear the mix of different ideolgies that often clash with each other will ruin space for us

simple pagoda
small berry
#

infite resources for ideological wars

#

ergo the end of humanity

simple pagoda
#

I mean eventually humanity will have one government, one ideology

#

when everything is the same, there is no difference

small berry
#

I fear if we don't have something resembling that before we start really taking over space we'll be doomed

simple pagoda
#

so people won't fight each other for stupid reasons

simple pagoda
#

we're headed for a dystopian society

small berry
#

we still have time

#

there's only 2 big regimes that would cause actual issues in space

simple pagoda
#

2040 is the start of water wars, by which time we'll already have a mass exodus from europe due to climate change

small berry
#

might be even earlier in some places

#

desertification, dams for hydro power

simple pagoda
#

All I know is NA and South America will join together since we control the majority of fresh water

#

everyone else will suffer due to climate change and droughts

small berry
#

Fiji will start its own space program and all

simple pagoda
#

point is, wars aren't viable right now

small berry
#

plenty seem to be starting as of late

simple pagoda
#

well if you saw the iran thing, you'll see no one can stand in a war against nato

#

literally no one

small berry
#

thank god

simple pagoda
#

russia said they cannot win against nato

small berry
#

but there's still ways for chaos to emerge

simple pagoda
#

putin said it would be stupid

#

just due to the usa

simple pagoda
#

but then you have the risk of killing everyone

#

no one left

small berry
#

there can be limited scale conflicts between nuclear capable powers

#

we haven't seen half of it in our lifetimes yet

simple pagoda
#

china is willing to wait many years for a tiny little island

#

there won't be a war

#

china is not stupid

#

russia is pretty stupid

small berry
#

you'd be surprised how much they can get done doing very little

simple pagoda
#

well china is trying to rebuild their relations with everyone after japan joined aukus

#

they talked with taiwan recently, at least a former pm

small berry
#

It's a wildcard for suure

simple pagoda
#

they can't win a war with the whole world against them

small berry
#

scenario I see more plausible is them taking over the couple islands that are like a mile from their coastline, that way they do what they told the world they would do, but they would stop there and don't land on formosa

#

or hoever you wanna call the island

#

this way the US would really be forced to take a hike and allow China to take the small islands

simple pagoda
icy pecan
#

Hmmm

simple pagoda
#

china will continue playing the long game as the usa said they will allow taiwan to become apart of china in a few decades from now from an agreement a long time ago

small berry
#

that will never happen

simple pagoda
#

never say never

#

you have to also remember xi jinping is getting too old

small berry
#

well, not with a one party state

simple pagoda
#

he controls the majority of the policies

simple pagoda
icy pecan
#

Taiwan is to important to let it go to China world wide the majority of the chips made around the world is from Taiwan

simple pagoda
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the previous chinese leader before xi wasn't like him

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I could see a new leader doing the taiwan integration peacefully

small berry
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not with its current government, ever

simple pagoda
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then china becomes a massive economic driver in the world

simple pagoda
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with another head, yes

small berry
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Taiwan will never unite with a CCP led China, that's like saying the cat is going to be the dogs best friend

simple pagoda
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xi calls the shots in CCP

small berry
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you'd need to see a complete change in governance from one of the sides

simple pagoda
small berry
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that's the first I hear of that tbh

simple pagoda
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and you gotta remember 35% of the taiwanesse view it apart of china

small berry
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and I'm somehow well versed in that sort of stuff

small berry
simple pagoda
small berry
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whatsoever

small berry
simple pagoda
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it is still a policy the usa signed

small berry
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don't forget the second part

simple pagoda
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well eventually it'll become apart of china either way, regardless of a proxy state

small berry
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the people will never allow it, they've been educated, they know what will happen to them if they were to unify under the CCP

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and that's why they vote like they do

simple pagoda
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it was only biden that reversed the one china policy, however he was not supposed to do that

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the usa agreed since 1949 on the one china policy

cyan acorn
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can someone give me advice on something?

small berry
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Well, I agree with Biden, cause that policy was bonkers

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A country deserves representation

simple pagoda
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you have to remember that the majority of taiwanesse are chinese residents and workers

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several generations

small berry
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You're giving a weight to things I don't see like that so I can't agree based on that

simple pagoda
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anyways, it'll happen eventually. Whether it be 50 or 100 years

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it will happen

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and there won't be a big deal

small berry
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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

simple pagoda
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just because one government made bad decisions doesn't make their entire prior histories bad

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china used to have really good relations

small berry
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A one party state is inherently evil, I can't change my mind with that

simple pagoda
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still, would you argue that to imperial japan

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china fought against the axis

small berry
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Ofc I would

simple pagoda
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so you would say japan is still evil today?

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what about germany

small berry
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Have you read what I said

simple pagoda
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but these parties don't dictate a country

small berry
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If you don't have a democracy, you're untrustworthy to me

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potentially evil

icy pecan
small berry
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just like a streamer and its viewers a government and its people eventually become a reflection of each other

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specially when there's a history of collectivism that indoctrinates into believing they're doing the right thing, the humanity remains but confused

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forced to endure the worst

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just to conform

simple pagoda
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I'll argue that's a bad take

small berry
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I see it as the natural course of things

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we can diverge from that and that's the beauty of life

simple pagoda
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every government makes bad decisions, usa did all kinds of stuff, canada got the geneva convention created...

icy yoke
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I hate politics I love palworld

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Wish I could live in palworld where the only politics is kissing my pals on da forehead

icy pecan