off-topic

[icy pecan]

Hi new here

[frigid cloak]

Well this is the first time i play palworld

So if i don’t know anything can i ask you guys?

[icy pecan]

Are you enjoying it ?

[unkempt prawn]

It's a fun game 😁 I love it so far, waiting on more updates myself

[frigid cloak]

Yes

[icy pecan]

Feel free to ask anyone

[elder canopy]

guys i have the uncensored palworld edition

[peak folio]

There’s #palworld-help or just #palworld-steam & #palworld-general

ofc this channel is on-topic just as often as off-topic cause this game is just that good.

[thorn rose]

Australia is fake

[olive ravine]

Dang it pocket pair i want that dating sim so badly

[peak folio]

Fuck

[half hinge]

It’s a day early for April fools

[sullen hinge]

I wanted to romance the Black Marketer

i wonder if i wouldve gotten sold

[olive ravine]

Japan is a day later

[icy yoke]

Real talk if I was to play the dating sim I would 100% date the black marketeer

It’s too funny to not do

[half hinge]

Oh yeah

[icy yoke]

And I hope they’d include a joke about the player hanging them by their toes for all their money

[half hinge]

It’s like being the fridge in monster high camp

[sullen hinge]

bro i wanted that game, they got us hyped

[olive ravine]

I would get into a poly relationship with a bunch of lovanders

[half hinge]

Bros building a harem ☠️

[sullen hinge]

i wanted to play it cuz it looked so stupidly satire

💀💀💀💀

they need to release it, lets peer pressure pocketpair

[half hinge]

I wanted to sex the black marketer 😔

[obsidian geyser]

Type shit

[icy yoke]

Shit

[olive ravine]

I mean it not the first time a company has gone back and released a product that was originally for April fools

[sullen hinge]

they should release it, I totally wont pirate it cuz im broke

[icy yoke]

Ohhh black marketeer senpai… you’re looking so…. Hangable right now

[amber pollen]

Happy jesus day

[icy yoke]

Hang out by the campfire with me senpai….

[half hinge]

For all the North Americans in the chat of course

[amber pollen]

Is there any other place?

[icy yoke]

AND ON THIS DAY HE ROSE AGAIN

AND GAVE US ALL CHOCOLATES AND EGGS

[amber pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-seem-to-understand-how-serious-this-is-randy-marsh-south-park-this-is-serious-the-real-deal-gif-21054221

[olive ravine]

And somehow moved an extremely heavy boulder out of the way

[icy yoke]

Um GOD did that clearly

[amber pollen]

He jesus he works out

[half hinge]

I feel like you guys are mocking it 😭

[deft python]

I thought it was a religious holiday as opposed to a regional one

Unless I suppose you're talking about hiding eggs with chocolates in them for my nephew to find

[icy yoke]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/855755616314982440/1223670334411116564/image.png?ex=661ab2ce&is=66083dce&hm=11096003d42e83bf4343caa275d0f55721f49c7301dfa45c5e99838c0cfa1d17&

Behold the voice of god on this holy day

[olive ravine]

Im not just confused how this dude cleared a boulder the size of a car

[half hinge]

I guess I forgor that Christian’s are everywhere. They just don’t stand out as much as Americans do

[deft python]

The Holy Spirit, caprity

[deft python]

Unfortunately here they stand out a lot

I was getting groceries and I came back to a church ad on my car and every once in awhile the door-to-door people come by

[half hinge]

I mean, I’m sure it wouldn’t be that hard. Especially when it was moved by people before

It must be easy to move it

[tough comet]

berry goat

[half hinge]

Or I’m just coping

Jkjk

[deft python]

Folks can believe whatever they want, I just don't like it being shoved down my throat/in my face 24/7

[fresh skiff]

erotic shoving throat bro

[deft python]

No bro 😔

[half hinge]

Grr no but you must believe in god and Jesus 😡😡😡

[icy yoke]

I’ll shove something down your throat alright

[half hinge]

😨

[deft python]

Lick my bic 😠 /j

[deft python]

I don't consent

[icy yoke]

Damn :((

[cosmic pike]

And

[deft python]

The magic words™

[tough comet]

the berry goat down your throat?

[deft python]

Holy Spirit berries

[icy yoke]

Caprity show the lucky contestant what we would have shoved down his throat

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824080168321941545/1223983523116093470/IMG_2131.jpg?ex=661bd67c&is=6609617c&hm=fd7b601b5c2df3df81bddf4f24a8104885920cd39ebabd715dfc854df4212429&

[fresh skiff]

why pal riding it like that

💀

[deft python]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-berries-om-nom-om-nom-and-cut-the-rope-bowl-of-fresh-berries-eating-fruit-gif-16515124015206863451

[tardy plaza]

there's a concerningly high amount of effort put into More Than Just Pals

[deft python]

How else would they have tricked people for the April Fools?

[frigid cloak]

guys

[fresh skiff]

poor pal being eaten

[frigid cloak]

oh no i can't send a screenshot...

[tough comet]

it scares me

[peak folio]

Before the early access launched people were asking to have sex in the game over and over and over and over again and again ad nauseam.

So this joke is totally called for. 🤣

[tough comet]

high effort joke

[keen smelt]

its 10:36 am on march 31st for half the people in here lol

[deft python]

Yeah but pocket pair devs exist in a different timezone an alternate timeline

[rough frigate]

They actually had a lot of us in the first half ngl

[deft python]

NGL I was excited thinking it was going to be an actual game update at first

And then I saw the details lol

[young kindle]

It sint april, its the 31 of march

Oh, i just saw the end lmao

[peak folio]

I cracked up the second I saw the giant headline but there were literally no laughing reactions.

[pallid nimbus]

It’s not April 1st.

[odd raptor]

Any adults looking for a dedicated to play in?

[icy pecan]

If Xbox maybe

Not today tho to much sports to watch today

[brittle trout]

im just saying. if rivals of aether can do it palworld can

[deft python]

Welcome to time zones, how may I take your order?

[night wigeon]

I need that sex update

[peak folio]

Bucky has awoken the furries.

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/intergalactic-quality-intergalactic-intergalactic-back-to-the-future-back-to-the-future-great-scot-gif-26804322

[young kindle]

It was posted in the english part, and no one in english part is on april 1st, cause in japan rn, it's 12:22 am (edit: I just saw the april fools under the hidden text)

[fallen prairie]

Give the modding community tools to make this visual novel lmao🤣

[tough comet]

Pocketpair casually opening pandora's box

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-21707171

[icy pecan]

They did open Pandora box

They didn't hesitate just walked right up and opened it

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-fight-lightsaber-gif-16461135

[deft python]

Bless you 🙏

Yes while I'm aware that no one in a US timezone is currently at April first but the pocketpair devs are so 🤷

Idk about Australian timezones though, go talk to an Australian lol

[night plume]

When it was sent, Japan was still March too :p

[peak folio]

By like two hours. 😆

[half hinge]

Pocketpair

Respectfully

[peak folio]

One of my all-time favorite april 1st jokes: https://youtu.be/7NufHsmITjM

[half hinge]

If cult of the lamb could do it

So can you. Let me sex the marketer.

[tough comet]

huh?!?!

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-kiva-otoya-kurenai-ping-discord-discord-ping-gif-19368276

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[quartz magnet]

which skin?

[keen badger]

"April fools"

What country they from

[quartz magnet]

japan?

[peak folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1196625448063488080/1224024019406164060/image0.jpg?ex=661bfc33&is=66098733&hm=e2a7f743963cf4aa0931389283c8aada891b39f7acd0fb6db0cc2f4bb75c99f7&

[grizzled pivot]

Was wondering if they really doing this, then I saw the date 🤣

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cat-creepy-cat-cat-zoom-kitty-gif-12199043

i need know the artists and go yoink some refs... heheh

oi, @snow thistle too early to ask who made those arts?

[peak folio]

Probably some people on staff

[snow thistle]

Us

[peak folio]

Marketing budget

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-gossip-pet-lover-excited-gif-20654709

where i can find the refs?

[snow thistle]

Our private slack channel

[quartz magnet]

aaaaawn danmit..

[peak folio]

Gotta get hired

[icy yoke]

People still use slack?

[quartz magnet]

fine, i will imagine the rest of the design then

[icy yoke]

Don’t worry caos it can be recreated

We will have katress waifu

[peak folio]

It’s way the heck better than Teams

[quartz magnet]

bet she would look wonderful in a bride dress..

[icy yoke]

Aw yeah……

I’m sad Bucky never answered my question :(((

I asked if the pals could theoretically learn to talk…

[quartz magnet]

whihc que-

oh

[ripe forge]

Gm all

[deft python]

Well you're the first person to respond to me to actually consider that so
Congratulations on your functional braincells! And touchè

[quartz magnet]

mornin Kyubi

[quartz magnet]

i bet they can.

[icy yoke]

:3c

[deft python]

Are humans just pals but useless? I've captured two and I think the only stat they have is lv 1 handiwork

[steady tapir]

Hey

[quartz magnet]

or maybe they all already talk an language in the palpagos island

heya, SoLeDViPz

[steady tapir]

Does anyone play Lords of The Fallen?

[quartz magnet]

nope

[steady tapir]

I have a problem

[deft python]

When they be speaking Pal-ian

[steady tapir]

A friend of mine plays on PS5 and I play on PC, but I can't get into his world for help

[steady tapir]

Sad

[quartz magnet]

ya in the wrong discord D:

[deft python]

Have you considered checking out a subreddit for that game or seeing if they have a community discord server?

[steady tapir]

I tried my luck, someone was playing

[icy yoke]

Has anyone ever played lords who have fallen (and can’t get up)

[steady tapir]

Normally the community is small and does not respond

[deft python]

Life Alert! Life Alert!

[steady tapir]

I didn't understand, I don't know much English. kekw

[deft python]

I mean, I think you'd get better luck there than here? Even if someone takes awhile to respond at least it's someone who's actually played the game

I haven't even heard of that game until right now

I don't think anyone here (or in the off topic channel currently) will have the knowledge that you need

[deft python]

It's a reference to an old commercial lol

[steady tapir]

True

[humble parrot]

Hello

[quartz magnet]

ello Azrelus

[humble parrot]

Are people still losing their mind over the april fools joke

[steady tapir]

Ah ia entender mesmo não

[peak folio]

Yes

[humble parrot]

Hi Caos, I take it you saw Katress already....

[steady tapir]

I would understand even if I didn't

[deft python]

I'm so sorry, I know two languages and that is neither of them 😭

[quartz magnet]

yeah. im trying to pee pressure Bucky into showing me the full ref of that

[humble parrot]

😂

[peak folio]

Peer*

[icy yoke]

You’re trying to

WHAT

[deft python]

Pee pressure 💀

[peak folio]

peer

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-toilet-take-a-seat-bugs-bunny-gif-17815800

[deft python]

Caos is pissing on Bucky to assert dominance like a dog or something 😔

[humble parrot]

I'm not sure if he will give in, he looks like the kind of person with a strong will

[icy yoke]

Caos knows what they said

[humble parrot]

Yup

[deft python]

Bless

[peak folio]

No watersports please

[quartz magnet]

i need drink more water then, brb

[quartz magnet]

[icy yoke]

No surfing please

[quartz magnet]

got diving gear?

[woeful willow]

You tryna tell me we been waiting months just for them to drop a Palworld dating sim

[humble parrot]

Update is tomorrow

[quartz magnet]

yes!

[humble parrot]

Or maybe tonight because Japan time

[quartz magnet]

i heard that theres secrets ones to date if ya menage to get it
like a double date with necromus and palladius

[deft python]

Throwback to when I didn't know what watersports were and I thought it was like

Jet skiing and Boogie boarding

[cyan acorn]

How can I catch the boss in the tower?

[deft python]

I thought an update made it so that you could no longer do that, but I'm not entirely sure

[quartz magnet]

Make sure ya have enough Spheres
||then go get regular pals, because ya not supposed to capture tower bosses without expoits or mods||

[deft python]

Yeah I wasn't sure because I thought I read an article where it said that they did an update that made it so that you couldn't catch the tower bosses anymore, but I'm not sure if that's still the case?

[cyan acorn]

I want joey 😭😭

[deft python]

Is that the police man?

[quartz magnet]

yup. they fixed something about the cops and ended patching the tower capturing way

[deft python]

I'm glad you remembered the details!! I'm so forgetful

[frozen bluff]

Good afternoon, Y'all, happy Easter! 🥚

[royal prawn]

bro is that palworld 18+ thing a joke LMFAOO

[cyan acorn]

When will the game be updated?

[humble parrot]

Hi Cynic, Happy birthday!

[humble parrot]

Tomorrow

[frozen bluff]

Thank ya thank ya

[quartz magnet]

ello Cynic. happy easter and happy birthday!

[frozen bluff]

Thank you, happy Easter to you as well, Caos!

[tacit raptor]

yes it says april fools at the bottom

[royal prawn]

oh i didnt click that LMFAOO

[frozen bluff]

I saw the announcement and I was like damn pocketpair knows what the fans want 💀

They outta pocket for that one

[royal prawn]

innovating once again😭

woulda broken new records

[tacit raptor]

5,000,000 concurrent player count

[cyan acorn]

What will he add?

[quartz magnet]

Dating sim

[humble parrot]

Bellanoir raid, pal work management is what we know

[deft python]

Good afternoon 🌅

[humble parrot]

Bucky said theres more in the update than that

[deft python]

We will find out tomorrow when they post the bullet points

[frozen bluff]

Afternoon!

[coarse herald]

Bro that scared tf outta me I was like no way

[icy pecan]

The dating sim threw me for a loop

[humble parrot]

Let's be honest, you were hoping for a direhowl

[quartz magnet]

noooo its true my uncle works at palworld and said the update is real. ||lies||

[icy pecan]

no.... Zoe is fine thank you

[humble parrot]

Really? No direhowl to take you to school? or the dates?

[icy pecan]

Nah

[humble parrot]

What a shame

[icy pecan]

Wolf stays at home protecting the fort

[peak folio]

Guard doge

[icy pecan]

And keeping the others in line

[peak folio]

Alpha guard doge

[icy pecan]

Yes

With a rayhound as a backup

[peak folio]

Always good to have someone who can double jump.

[icy pecan]

Maybe kitsun cause it looks like a wolf size wise

[lost mural]

[cyan acorn]

Who are the absolute losers who keep putting the Israeli flag on every announcement

[quartz magnet]

?

[summer karma]

is palworld porn canon now

[humble parrot]

No

[quartz magnet]

it will become canon before some people learn how to read

[summer karma]

oh lmao just saw the black box

[quartz magnet]

🤣

[summer karma]

someones gonna make the game for sure though

[icy pecan]

Better not be looking at other pals katress looked kinda mad for a second

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nervous-eyes-innocent-scared-gif-13420473

[summer karma]

now we need costmes in palworld

[humble parrot]

Katress already is my favorite

Nothing to be nervous about

[summer karma]

I need the chillet costume

[quartz magnet]

oh we NEED costumes for pals.

[summer karma]

IMAGINE CHILLET IN A TUX

[quartz magnet]

i want to at least put a funny hat on Relaxasaurus!

[humble parrot]

Katress hat?

[quartz magnet]

yes! that works too

[humble parrot]

Can you put a katress hat on a katress

🤔

[quartz magnet]

hats tower? XD

[humble parrot]

[cyan acorn]

What did they just announce 💀

[night plume]

Granted, it was around 9 pm in Tokyo when that was sent.

[quartz magnet]

best spinoff ever

[cyan acorn]

So it’s not actually a nsfw version of palworld itself?

good

[fiery leaf]

Hi all 🙂

[quartz magnet]

take a moment to read the whole thingy

ello DeadMaster. welcom

[tough comet]

the music is jammin thou lol

[night plume]

Just picturing Max Gentlemen with a mod to put in Katress and nothing but Katress hat so you can make a Katress hat tower.

[cyan acorn]

I thought that note at the end was part of the same announcement

[fiery leaf]

For past 3 days, all I am seeing on yt is palworld... game looks fun

[quartz magnet]

thats correct. the game is really fun

[cyan acorn]

https://vxtwitter.com/Palworld_EN/status/1774406299154837990

where can i find the trailer where they take off their clothes

[night plume]

I'm going back to cooking lunch. Goodluck Caos >.>

[quartz magnet]

hi, mxw. ya can find it in #announcements the link for it its spoiled, but its there

[wild mountain]

2025

[cyan acorn]

Erm why do you want it

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-that-was-a-joke-lads-tf2-team-fortress2-the-heavy-is-dead-gif-20870826

[quartz magnet]

thank ya bring me some. im hungry

[cyan acorn]

wha no

[peak folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/195907610640121856/1224039175464943667/image0.jpg?ex=661c0a50&is=66099550&hm=a861e4e099029590e1cb95d06fabf34c1bbda30f3aa65497ddcef72a1f94477f&

[cyan acorn]

Get April fooled

i wanted tosee katress naked

and i wanted to go behind the gym with lovander

[fiery leaf]

shitty luck for me.. the game doesn't work on my laptop 😦

[cyan acorn]

buuy an xbox

[wild mountain]

katress is already naked, what more is there to see?

[cyan acorn]

Go home with bellanoir perhaps

whos this bellanoir

[cyan acorn]

her cheeks

[quartz magnet]

same here.
i played on someone else's pc. mine cant handle it

[fiery leaf]

my dad ain't gonna purchase it for me

[peak folio]

That will just look like a normal katress instead of a school outfit.

[fiery leaf]

I'm enjoying it by watching the videos

[wild mountain]

hot goth teacher, the final boss of the dating sim.

[cyan acorn]

just convice him

[cyan acorn]

Lil bud do you want a Mac Donald’s job app

[cyan acorn]

is she in the game yet

[full mountain]

Bruh I'm cackling, LMAO

[cyan acorn]

wait does simping for pals make me a furry

[quartz magnet]

Here: https://atlasforge.gg/palworld/pals/katress

[humble parrot]

I have convinced myself that depresso as a teacher would be funny.

[wild mountain]

no. shes 2025 release with the rest of the dating sim.

[full mountain]

That's a fucking funny April fools gag, pocket pair, gg LMAO

[quartz magnet]

theres a 3d model there ya can see

[cyan acorn]

It makes you either a zoophile or a beastiality enthusiast

[tough comet]

when you like Wixen

[wild mountain]

feline > canine.

[cyan acorn]

I’ll let you work out the details

[cyan acorn]

the only way he can function is with coffee

[quartz magnet]

correct opinion

[fiery leaf]

been trying since last year.. there are so many games I've lined up to play. I'm planning to buy high end pc/laptop

[cyan acorn]

In what way 🤨

[peak folio]

Her jealousy over the mortal foe knows now bounds

[humble parrot]

Foxes are vulpine though...

[full mountain]

I mean in some people's opinion, the pals pass the harness test cuz they are sentient and smart and stuff, so... Idk

[wild mountain]

im not allergic to feline. already superior in every way.

[full mountain]

It's all just fun and for laughs at the end, not that serious

[cyan acorn]

There’s no way to test cuz they aren’t fucking real

[humble parrot]

My pals made an energy shield

Using rocks, blue rocks and fiber

[full mountain]

Nah, the journals that describe the lore and pal behaviors

[cyan acorn]

Who would have thought?!?!😱

[cyan acorn]

xbox is better

[peak folio]

Well let’s not talk about pal lore

[cyan acorn]

PAL lore is ass just play the game

[cyan acorn]

ok but in my defence some of them are breedable

[cyan acorn]

Buddy what

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/missthepoint-the-point-gif-7984004

[cyan acorn]

agreed the game is abt breeding and enslaving workers

[tight oxide]

pretending to be allergic to cats is a good idea so you have a good excuse to keep those things away

[lost ravine]

That yandare moment tho

[full mountain]

I mean fuggin katress can conjure up spells and stuff, do manual labor, mix potions on base... That shows some intelligence, no?

[cyan acorn]

You don’t see that happen though do you

[cyan acorn]

no but it shld become a thing

lovander and slave owner

im just joking guys

[cyan acorn]

Buddy there’s a subreddit for this

[humble parrot]

My Katress made an AR-15 for me

[cyan acorn]

breed her as a reward

[quartz magnet]

weirdo

[humble parrot]

No

[wild mountain]

"in my opinion" no console wars here friend.

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/party-gif-15222460612349417209

[humble parrot]

Hey iori, is it your birthday today?

[cyan acorn]

ur right my bad

[humble parrot]

Wasn't it the same day as Cynic's?

[wild mountain]

no. it already passed. my birthday was march, not april.

[cyan acorn]

its still march

[humble parrot]

🤔

[icy yoke]

Happy late birthday iori!!

[wild mountain]

in my timezone*

[cyan acorn]

i see

[humble parrot]

Happy Birthday then, sorry but I was sleeping when it happened.

[wild mountain]

your timezone doesn't encompass the entire planet.

[cyan acorn]

anyways how wldu guys feel if palworld releases on ps5

[icy yoke]

Actually my personal bubble is the whole world

[humble parrot]

Yeah, but I don't really know where you are in the world, so it's a bit hard to guess

[peak folio]

Appreciate you beta testing April for us westerners

[quartz magnet]

happy late birthday tho, iori 🎂

[frozen bluff]

Happy birthday to you too, iori. You stole it from me

[peak folio]

🎂

[frozen bluff]

But only one of us has Chillet cake

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220421211796930571/1224041619867566181/PXL_20240331_170308040.jpg?ex=661c0c97&is=66099797&hm=34b3c1e0aba35f0a0b149ba3af528e3611c28a14cd4b70910258643caf807f53&

Look at this boi that my sister made for me

10/10 would pet

[frozen bluff]

I'm gonna eat him

[wild mountain]

i stole your birthday from you? 👀

[hidden hare]

ITS TOO EARLY FOR APRIL FOOLS PLEASE MAKE THIS REAL

[frozen bluff]

You stole it 🫵

Happy birthday tho, fellow end of march birthday haver

[peak folio]

🍰
🔪

[humble parrot]

Dem puppy eyes will make it hard to eat :(

[deft python]

Still a few hours before midnight

[quartz magnet]

of course its real. i played the whole thing already.
the 4 secrect characters are great

[deft python]

Happy birthday 🎂

[wild mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burglar-cat-thief-mask-gif-24662683

[frozen bluff]

Thank ya

[frozen bluff]

Eat this Chillet cake with me

[humble parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-cake-food-slice-pastries-gif-17773034

[deft python]

How long have you been existing?

Wait, that is against the rules, my b

[wild mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/spam-cat-gif-23721491

No.

[deft python]

Congratulations on persisting: 🎊🎉

[quartz magnet]

that reaction spawned a image in my head i didnt needed. thanks iori XD

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/cake-meat-fake-delicious-gif-15773975

[frozen bluff]

😂

[deft python]

The steak is a lie 😔

[frozen bluff]

Would it be a fitting post for the fan art channel

[deft python]

YES

[humble parrot]

Yup

You should post it there

[peak folio]

Do eet

[tough comet]

scake

[frozen bluff]

Did do

[wild mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-cat-gif-12532283190542462571

[frozen bluff]

My brother kinda messed up the cake though and she was telling me about that earlier

I was like bRUh

Not the boi

[deft python]

I made brownies with peanut butter chips at my love's request, and gosh dang it he's onto something, because now I'm addicted lol

She still did great!! Sorry to hear about the trouble though

[wild mountain]

i wish to ban those cakes and people that make them. i dont want cake, i want actual cuts of meat. too much sugar is bad.

[frozen bluff]

Cake is good for the occasion

Probably the only time I'll touch sugar 😂

[peak folio]

I can’t find where there was meat disguised as cake instead.

So they cut into the cake and it’s actually meat.

[frozen bluff]

Fighting hands if I cut into cake and it's ground beef

[sleek flume]

Happy day you escaped your mom day! @frozen bluff

[frozen bluff]

Thank you!

Anyway I must go - celebrating Easter with the family. Take it easy and happy Easter y'all

[sleek flume]

Take care 👋

[tough comet]

I have a video of a person controlling a dump truck , but then suddenly the person starting eating the sand in the dump truck and the remote controlled dump truck became a cake.

[quartz magnet]

cya Cynic. have fun!

[tough comet]

#off-topic-memes

[peak folio]

😨

[humble parrot]

Bye Cynic, have a good day

[icy yoke]

I am at an Easter party now

[quartz magnet]

bring me some eggs

[icy yoke]

Oh yes of course

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-viralhog-cat-pet-cute-gif-22814831

[rustic beacon]

So the dating sim was a joke? 😭

[humble parrot]

Yes

[quartz magnet]

no

[humble parrot]

Caos, you honor your name

[quartz magnet]

heheheh

[rigid marsh]

bro my friends lowk wanted that

actually wild

[icy yoke]

The dating sim will be real NOW

[peak folio]

dating sun

[quartz magnet]

🌞 💦

[rustic beacon]

I hate April fools. ;-; and it’s not even April fools day yet!!! 😭

[peak folio]

It is in the far east

Suffer

[night plume]

The announcement as an April Fools joke made me laugh when I saw it.
I just watched the video. I am now sad bc that video looks like it would be a hilarious Doki Doki installment xD

[peak folio]

This prank struck all the right cords with this audience, I see.

[humble parrot]

Yup

[night plume]

A horror game disguised as a dating sim is awesome xD

[humble parrot]

You have triggered people, happy people, disgusted people

People who actually have the social skills to react to jokes

[peak folio]

10/10

[simple pagoda]

palworld onlypals game

10/10

[peak folio]

🗿

[simple pagoda]

katress <3

[humble parrot]

Katress

[peak folio]

unfortunately when I looked to color match the heart in the Pal💜world logo I realized what it was.

[vapid oracle]

hmm yes roblox rip off
https://www.roblox.com/games/16099283739/PLAZA-Pal-Tower-Defense

goofy ahh rip off

[humble parrot]

Lovander's uh, pastie

[peak folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089925550572834947/1224029314362638356/image0.jpg?ex=661c0121&is=66098c21&hm=6b991417eaeb9ca22ea656bbead8ef3137d5f9e911cb2cdcc6be06196c050ce5&

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/katress-palworld-pokemon-walking-gif-12398961887053803012

[peak folio]

Throw the japanese logo here for good measure

[snow pagoda]

oh hell no

[peak folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089925550572834947/1224029144174563360/image0.jpg?ex=661c00f9&is=66098bf9&hm=c248ffd26e18a0240fced99f96f5b01f325575540395a4fbc9073c0741eba462&

[humble parrot]

The black marketeer is not represented in the logo 😔

[simple pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178768370997407766/1224055436819435672/image.png?ex=661c1975&is=6609a475&hm=13b80b2d8e7a0624655df7aa613ee0bcb98085d1b68548e73b9d0bea675cecd4&

[peak folio]

His grin would have ruined it.

[humble parrot]

His grin would have improved it

[simple pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178768370997407766/1224055600791425147/image.png?ex=661c199d&is=6609a49d&hm=992876ed87ec0f2490e6de72199a459a26e9cbc12c702894a4c47e4808bef580&

[peak folio]

Okay probably

Also that ahageo chillet is cursed af

[karmic osprey]

I swear Katress looks so cute on the dating sim teaser

[quartz magnet]

💜

[umbral tartan]

If they didn't put the tag "april jokes" that would be absolutely hilarious 😆

[humble parrot]

Even with the spoiler, some people are losing their minds over it

[peak folio]

Which makes it that much more hilarious.

[simple pagoda]

we need a katress dating sim

[frozen bluff]

katress-sama

😂

Either spoiler doesn't work on Mobile or I'm dumb. I'm going with the latter

[icy yoke]

All of the pals look cute in the dating sim tbh

[simple pagoda]

is it actually releasing?

[icy yoke]

And I fucking love black marketeer

[humble parrot]

Happiest merchant in the game

[frozen bluff]

The streamer I watch better not play it if it ends up being real. I'll be asked to voice act one of the characters for him 😭

[solar pond]

its an april fools joke, but it would be amazing if it actually was released next year. to april fools the previous april fools

[frozen bluff]

(And it would probably be BM)

[icy yoke]

Voice act black marketeer do it

[frozen bluff]

I'm giving him the voice of Coach from L4D2 you can't stop me

[quartz magnet]

ya look cute in the dating sim 😠

[icy yoke]

No YA do 😡

[frozen bluff]

He had me VA when he played the DBD dating sim 😂

[icy yoke]

I would be 100% all there for one man cheeseburger apocalypse BM

Man looks like he could eat a whole Big Mac in one bite anyway

[frozen bluff]

I was Oni when he had me do it for the DBD dating sim. Guess whose voice he got

[icy yoke]

I’ll have two numba fives

[frozen bluff]

"Let's go, anon" pulls out minigun

Midnight riders intensify

[frozen bluff]

I would have to work on emphasizing my Bs

I've been practicing voice acting and accents and stuff mostly on accident

[icy yoke]

Bahbahque bahcon buhrgeh….

[frozen bluff]

🅱️arbecue 🅱️acon 🅱️urgah

[icy yoke]

I’m just giggling to myself imagining those stupid Coach animations but with BM instead

Damnit, This is propaganda so I don’t kill him for money isn’t it

[frozen bluff]

Average encounter against one man cheeseburger Marketeer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBYfR0AtjWY

[simple pagoda]

imagine if the game is already done

and releases tomorrow

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814327463722352650/1205401986741043230/ezgif-5-1620303292.gif

[cyan acorn]

That announcement was wild

[humble parrot]

Pet the hat

[icy yoke]

Black marketeer except he dressed like coach and only sells mozzarina burgers

[frozen bluff]

Pet the kibby

Unironically how you calm her down in the dating sim watch

[frozen bluff]

😂

Only the freshest meat

Burgah stand and secret final boss

[icy yoke]

If you antagonize him he summons a level 50 alpha mozzarina

[humble parrot]

I can imagine depresso as a teacher

[ripe forge]

boo

[dull flower]

If only the dating sim was real lol if dead by daylight did it why can’t palworld lol

[frozen bluff]

Or a janitor

[frozen bluff]

Iirc I think the Dbd one was also an April fools joke initially

[dull flower]

https://tenor.com/view/dbd-dead-by-daylight-hooked-on-you-gif-26568014

[dull flower]

You can get the game https://store.steampowered.com/app/1866180/Hooked_on_You_A_Dead_by_Daylight_Dating_Sim/

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[frozen bluff]

I know. I was saying I think it started as an April fools joke

[dull flower]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd-theres-a-chance-jim-carrey-gif-11098164

[frozen bluff]

Then became official later on

[frozen bluff]

I dunno lol

[lucid wren]

It's still March here so I got jumpscared thinking it was legit for like 4 seconds

[dull flower]

People will pay for dating sims hell have you played the kfc one

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-anime-gif-19483953

[icy yoke]

Depresso needs to be dateable, it would be a crime if they weren’t

[frozen bluff]

I don't generally play dating Sims. I'm lonely and single but not that lonely 😂

[frozen bluff]

Gift him an energy drink and doritos

[dull flower]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-virtualhug-hugsent-gif-7170588153364811748

[frozen bluff]

It's funny. Because on Valentine's Day, Duolingo hit me with the "feeling lonely? I'm just a lesson away, darling. Let's conjugate!". Then on my damn birthday pocketpair releases that 😂

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-rickroll-gif-24588121

[icy yoke]

NOOOOOO

[simple pagoda]

Lovers of aether was also an April fools game

[frozen bluff]

Yeah, basically my point was that there are an odd amount of April fools pranks that ended up becoming a reality due to fan demand

[simple pagoda]

Katress dating sim and I change my pfp to Katress

[ripe forge]

Grr migraine

[frozen bluff]

Am sorry to hear

[frozen bluff]

Get some water and salt in ya

[ripe forge]

Salty

Salty water

[simple pagoda]

anyways we'll find out tomorrow, I bet we'll see a palworld dating sim

[peak mauve]

The 18 plus version

[frozen bluff]

I do not think we will 😂

[simple pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1178768370997407766/1224068213919187034/image.png?ex=661c255c&is=6609b05c&hm=b8bc11630d38a38f478c4c9b16df59032efae11cb8a2d9456d46332ee1b443d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=605&height=330
There's UI at the bottom

[sleek flume]

So?

[peak mauve]

It looks like the doki doki literature club one

[simple pagoda]

confirmed

[sleek flume]

That doesn't mean its real lol

[frozen bluff]

It's easy to put a PNG of a UI in a video 😂

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-葬送のフリーレン-sousou-no-frieren-sousou-beyond-journey's-end-gif-13214487266596803271

[sleek flume]

Its ya'lls fault for being bonkers for pals

https://tenor.com/view/vorzek-vorzneck-oglg-og-lol-gang-gif-24901093

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-cat-cold-snow-cat-gif-19846117

[hollow tree]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[sleek flume]

Fuckin weirdos...

[icy yoke]

DDLC if it was good!!!!

[frozen bluff]

The only thing it really confirms for me is that the devs are very well aware of what their fanbase is like

[sleek flume]

Afternoon, Eggo

[frozen bluff]

Thank ya thank ya

[simple pagoda]

99% of the community here are furries

[hollow tree]

HOW WAS CHILLET CALE

[simple pagoda]

meaning ur a furry

[hollow tree]

HEYO

[sleek flume]

Sadly

[simple pagoda]

therefore the palworld dating sim will awaken something in you

[sleek flume]

I assure you, it will not

[hollow tree]

The furries are still here

[frozen bluff]

I just think the pals are cool

[sleek flume]

I enjoy pokemon. Never came across my mind to fuck one.

[simple pagoda]

you sure?

[sleek flume]

Positive.

I like older women, not pokemon.

[simple pagoda]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/party-gif-15222460612349417209

[frozen bluff]

I love Palworld. Their designs, move sets, and more importantly, THE LORE

[hollow tree]

Please stop

[humble parrot]

Don't

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-just-stop-please-stop-stop-it-meme-gif-26307878

[icy yoke]

I’m awakening alright

I’ll date Kevin …..

[sleek flume]

How goes yer Sunday, Eggo?

[simple pagoda]

devin the software developer?

[tough comet]

whos kevin?

[sleek flume]

iykyk

[simple pagoda]

I'll date kelvin

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-smile-grin-happy-excited-gif-20256037

[frozen bluff]

I want to see the lore fully fleshed out in its beauty. It's a dream to contribute to it

Good storytelling is one of the best things in gaming!

[simple pagoda]

https://sciencenotes.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Absolute-Zero.jpg

[mortal jasper]

Tomorrow? Did you not see the date? It’s releasing April 1st 2025 not 2024.

[frozen bluff]

It's what separates games as an art form!

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-葬送のフリーレン-sousou-no-frieren-sousou-beyond-journey's-end-gif-13214487266596803271

[mortal jasper]

They need a full year to work on it and make it good

Gotta focus on palworld too

[frozen bluff]

I want to see it to its end and fully immerse myself as a character and a contributor to the world's story and develop my character as I see fit. I love lore hunting

[simple pagoda]

true

[sleek flume]

The devs aren't horndogs like you degens

[mortal jasper]

What would be really cruel is if they announced a PS5 version of the game tomorrow.

[sleek flume]

There will be no pal dating sim

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/purrloin-pokemon-pocket-monsters-creepy-smile-i-knew-it-gif-17766964

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-muahahaha-evil-laugh-gif-4482837

[hollow tree]

A litttttle hectic

[sleek flume]

Oh?

[hollow tree]

How are you?

[sleek flume]

I am well. Woke up a bit late

[hollow tree]

Eh unplanned bills etc

[sleek flume]

oof

[simple pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K7QqCs8Ayo

[mortal jasper]

But but…they made an announcement on it. How can it not be real?

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-stop-it-mj-michael-jordan-nope-gif-5098905

[simple pagoda]

devs are 100% furries

[sleek flume]

...

[frozen bluff]

Might wanna go back and reread it

[simple pagoda]

I will make a bet

[humble parrot]

Anyways

[simple pagoda]

1 year nitro if it releases by april 1 2025

[humble parrot]

It was fun messing around with people over this, but I feel like the fun has run out for me now

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[mortal jasper]

Deal

[simple pagoda]

@sleek flume do you accept

[humble parrot]

So I guess, It's lunch time for me

[sleek flume]

Yes.

[humble parrot]

Then maybe some Palworld later

[simple pagoda]

Then the contract is sealed

[frozen bluff]

It's lunch time for me, then I'll be hiding eggs for an Easter egg hunt. I can't wait to be mean

[mortal jasper]

I just woke up and saw it so I need to have my fun for awhile lol

[humble parrot]

Chillet eggs?

[sleek flume]

@hollow tree is so old, she can hide the eggs in the morning and forget where they are when its time to hunt in the afternoon

[frozen bluff]

I wish but I'm eating Chillet later

[humble parrot]

Good

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/lip-bite-fuckboy-flirt-gif-24775786

[waxen blaze]

Hi @tawdry oak I saw you on the SRB2 forum and because you are a veteran player I would like to know if you still have the game files

[humble parrot]

#fan-art-ファンアート message

[mortal jasper]

Maybe I’ll get a steam deck for my birthday and then I’ll finally be able to play palworld.

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-uranium-silly-goober-meme-gif-2219317812207695952

[sleek flume]

Oh neat

[hollow tree]

Yes and?! It’s a common problem in women my age sir

[simple pagoda]

happy birthday

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/old-lady-smooch-kisses-duck-face-grandma-gif-17285112882826046365

Eggirl selfie

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-8063259

is yoda a female or male

[sleek flume]

Male

[frozen bluff]

Thank ya thank ya

[humble parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-hi-im-an-egg-gif-18634360

[sleek flume]

I made a version of that with her face lol

[humble parrot]

😂

[sleek flume]

But I can't find it

I lied

[frozen bluff]

😂

[sleek flume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187047787196588113/1220186658926891028/image.png?ex=661740e1&is=6604cbe1&hm=71e7483f271b9d971795c93bee5036db3e500f5d986a9695db5f50e203072798&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

I wonder tho..

[junior plover]

i know its april fools but what the actual fuck

[icy yoke]

Best lay off the opium

[sleek flume]

Dammit

Ya'll made Egg delete her selfies

Now I can't do something

[humble parrot]

Us?

[sleek flume]

Well, one dude

[humble parrot]

Are you sure it wasn't you

[sleek flume]

No?

[humble parrot]

Then who?

[sleek flume]

Some dude who was rude

[hollow tree]

I wanna play among us

[humble parrot]

Sus

[sleek flume]

Do it

[hollow tree]

I’m trying to gather people

[sleek flume]

Why would it be my fault :thonk:

https://tenor.com/view/thonk-thinking-sun-thonk-sun-thinking-sun-gif-14999983

I just want outside emojis god damn it

[humble parrot]

You were putting her face on eggs, maybe she didn't like it. I dunno, I don't know her that well

[sleek flume]

We are the bestest of friends https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187047787196588113/1223286935255122010/Screenshot_20240329_110527_Discord.jpg?ex=66194dbc&is=6606d8bc&hm=3bb5c82bd13319a244be85b91f07c6ca0882f73769691ad978cbfa3e4492d98d&=&format=webp

:a pepe laughing emoji here:

[hollow tree]

Nah people called me names so I deleted them

[humble parrot]

I see

[sleek flume]

I kinda want pizzza

But am having dinner soon

[humble parrot]

Make some

[sleek flume]

Nah f that. Got a free one from Dominos I could redeem

[simple pagoda]

is doki doki literature club worth playing? I got it off EGS

[sleek flume]

A buddy of mine really enjoyed it

Its not my cup o' tea

[humble parrot]

I dunno, I don't play that kind of games

[simple pagoda]

amorous

[frozen bluff]

Dude who touts philosophy as actual intelligence. Always trying to start something via criticism or some other arrogant statement. You will know em when you see em

DDLC is the only "dating sim" I've ever thought about playing

[sleek flume]

I played the OG dating sim game

[frozen bluff]

Tinder?

[sleek flume]

Was wild for 10 year old me lmao

[hollow tree]

I played the Sims

[frozen bluff]

Oh 😂

[sleek flume]

No lol

[frozen bluff]

I was close

[sleek flume]

A dating sim on New Grounds

[tight oxide]

I talked about philosophy once and never talked about how it relates to intelligence

[simple pagoda]

meru dating sim

https://tenor.com/view/meru-succubus-meru-succubus-demon-cute-gif-23325435

[sleek flume]

No, but Idk if I should say the name

[sleek flume]

I have played 1,2 and 4.

😃

[frozen bluff]

Huh. Never did new grounds, Sims, or anything like that

Or cartoon network, or Nickelodeon...

[sleek flume]

So you had no childhood

[frozen bluff]

I did have Nintendo and assassin's Creed and tf2

That's about it though.

[tropic wolf]

Would

[dim cape]

dude why are they actually making an adult version😭😭😭

[frozen bluff]

They're not

[sleek flume]

They aren't >_>

[frozen bluff]

It's not a thing lmao

[tropic wolf]

For now

[hollow tree]

People too excited for ducking pals

[humble parrot]

Another one that fell for it

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/running-duck-bird-funny-in-hand-gif-11866949352257941606

[hollow tree]

Gdi

[sleek flume]

My last completed Sims 4 house https://i.imgur.com/UxlqZg3.png

[hollow tree]

WOAH

[sleek flume]

https://imgur.com/a/pzBUKZU

Album for ya

[tight oxide]

You have a wall but you keep your 2 cars outside of the wall?

[frozen bluff]

I'm gonna make them FQuack

[tropic wolf]

Some r34 people are fucked, they may make it. And we will all collectively shit on them

[frozen bluff]

The strike through text doesn't work well on Capital f. How about that

Joke ruined

[tropic wolf]

What

[sleek flume]

Really happy with how this garden area turned out https://i.imgur.com/0TJYuBC.png

I think I still have that save somewhere

[tropic wolf]

Looks really good

[sleek flume]

Should go and update that house with all the new mods I've downloaded in the past 2 years

[sleek flume]

Thank ya

I got 5th place in the contest if I recall

[tight oxide]

The way the cars are outside of the wall looks really weird and impractical. Id give it a 3 out of 10 just because of that

[sleek flume]

I don't really give a shit what you'd give it, its a very common thing

[simple pagoda]

theres no voice acting

[royal gorge]

Off topic real quick, got baptized today! I feel great :)) I hope y’all have a great day today

[frozen bluff]

Looks real pretty. When I get my own place I would like to get into landscaping

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/templar-knight-grace-of-god-we-win-fight-gif-15784054

[frozen bluff]

Congrats. My sisters did too

And you as well

[simple pagoda]

my family is catholic, so I was baptized at birth

[sleek flume]

I'm atheist but was baptized when I was... 6 I think?

[royal gorge]

Happy birthday btw

[frozen bluff]

Thank ya thank ya

https://tenor.com/view/es-el-martillo-gif-23139478

[icy pecan]

Oh no bro

[tight oxide]

you sound pretty defensive. you sure you dont care what i think?

[frozen bluff]

He's real!

[fair sandal]

That message in #announcements left me flabbergasted for a second 💀

[candid garnet]

I wish it was real

[frozen bluff]

The video is certainly very easy to fool people with 😂

[sleek flume]

Thankfully is not

[sleek flume]

Except when its named 20240330_1927_Palworld_ApriFool_en :P

[fair sandal]

I had to do a double take lmao

[frozen bluff]

True.

Anyway, time to go hide eggs

[fair sandal]

I have to get ready for April fools. I keep on forgetting

[hollow tree]

EGG

[fair sandal]

I haven’t been on this server in a while, or on Discord as a whole

[unborn cargo]

Happy Easter to all who celebrate and have a happy day if you don't.

[quartz magnet]

Happy Easter, Azalea

[fair sandal]

Happy Easter!

[frozen bluff]

Happy Easter to you too

[frozen bluff]

🥚

[strong spire]

Happy Birthday Cynic B!tch

[indigo garden]

went away for a month, come back and shits the same, no pc channel, dumb levels of cooldown on the memes channel, trolly official posts now too, wicked xD

has the game improved at least lol

[indigo garden]

its monday. might be hard lol

about as hard as finding an open store today lol.

[tight oxide]

who cares about any of that lol

if 5sec cd bothers you im glad it exists so you dont spam up the channel

[indigo garden]

those who wanan see them putting effort in, dont need Nintendo 2.0 lol

[tight oxide]

what would you even talk about in the pc channel if it existed

[frozen bluff]

Thank ya lol

[indigo garden]

pc related shit, not having to hear people cry about the clearly fucked console versions

[humble parrot]

Oh man, ox took the bait

[tight oxide]

xbox needs its own channel because theyre special. its like the special ed class in school

[humble parrot]

This gonna be good

[indigo garden]

if only i had the time to bait chaps

no its 6am and im just being a grump lol, but its real talk, im not trying to start shit, but it would be nice to know im not in yet another community of zombies

[tight oxide]

you are unfortunately

[indigo garden]

haha, yeah, probs

[tight oxide]

most of this channel is just people saying hi/how are you/bye

[indigo garden]

ugh

was good for the first week

[red fractal]

Whats the problem with that?

[tight oxide]

its boring and bland

[indigo garden]

whats it add

[red fractal]

And?

[tight oxide]

if you dont know why boring/bland is bad idk what to tell you

[indigo garden]

and that's our opinion about it? dont like it?

[humble parrot]

No, man don't bite. Let the 2 of them duke it out

[indigo garden]

what planet are you on Az

[red fractal]

Oh were watching 2 special individuals? ok then lets watch them

[indigo garden]

we're not arguing lol, fuck you're spastic

[tight oxide]

people like me are kind of a necessity in places like this to spice things up. you guys should be thanking me

[indigo garden]

100 lol

[humble parrot]

Ox is a very special individual

[tight oxide]

looks like this guy will bring some flavor here too

[humble parrot]

The other guy is just the random troll of the moment

[indigo garden]

aussie, we always do 😛

[humble parrot]

Now, go on.

[indigo garden]

how are you like 30 and this stupid bro, damn xD

joining discord in 2015, you're certainly no teen, but yet your comprehension levels say you are.

[red fractal]

Damn nice job, you immediately pissed him off

they really are that special

[humble parrot]

No thanks, I already had lunch, bait won't work.

[hollow tree]

Can we just be nice

[indigo garden]

oh okay, lacking the braincells to actually hit the accusation on the nose is taking bait, maybe you ARE 12 after all.

[humble parrot]

Unless you spice it up, your show is too boring and you need to work harder on your routine.

[indigo garden]

meth, not even once.

[red fractal]

Ok yeah this guy is just boring

[humble parrot]

Come on, try harder.

[indigo garden]

and you're not "ferry"? fucking hell xD

[hollow tree]

Eat candy its Easter

[humble parrot]

Nah, we don't celebrate easter that way here.

[indigo garden]

considering the game is made by japs, its really not easter where it counts.

[humble parrot]

It's more of a religious thing here

[hollow tree]

Just looking for an excuse to cheer people up

[humble parrot]

So, no eggs or candy, just a regular chill day

[indigo garden]

Palworld.exe for that

if we don't see a hot coffee mod for PW after that april prank, all faith will be lost

[frozen bluff]

We kinda do a mix of the same here in America.

[humble parrot]

Here it's a whole week

[frozen bluff]

Damn Y'all get a whole week? Jealous lmao

[humble parrot]

7 days of no school.

And work, but some places still work during the week

[frozen bluff]

My job doesn't even recognize the holiday 💀

[humble parrot]

Until thursday

[frozen bluff]

Y'all take it pretty serious down there, I admire that

[tight oxide]

even if your job recognized it, isnt it always on a sunday?

[humble parrot]

People can work on sundays

[frozen bluff]

Always falls on Sunday, yeah. But every other week I work on Sunday

So it's w/e

Weekends are normally pretty chill. Can't say the same for last weekend

[humble parrot]

You having a good time today?

[night plume]

Some jobs will also recognize Friday and give that day off

[frozen bluff]

Me? Yah I think so. Hope you guys are having a good time too

[night plume]

The cake is adorable btw :p

[frozen bluff]

I'll make sure to pass it on

[humble parrot]

Dumud cake for you, Mal?

[frozen bluff]

Preciate it

Dumud would probably be easier than Chillet

[humble parrot]

Yeah, the shape is more simple

[night plume]

And I agree with the person who said the eyes would make me not want to cut it xD

[humble parrot]

Less limbs

[night plume]

I would not be able to cut into a cake that looked like Dumud, would be too cute and make me feel I'm destroying it xD

[humble parrot]

Ah, that was me. The puppy eyes, looking at you holding the knife

[tough comet]

what if you wake up and your entire house was made of cake.

[night plume]

Buy a giant oven and become the hag from Hansel and Gretel

Just don't get baked

[humble parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-cake-food-slice-pastries-gif-17773034

[frozen bluff]

I'm going to stick a knife in its skull

(Which is probably made of rice crispy)

[humble parrot]

🔪

[night plume]

Hindsight o.o should have asked your sister to make an extra set of eyes xD so you could put dizzy eyes on it after cutting it up and sending an after pic of it dead :p

[frozen bluff]

I should have lmao. That would have been brilliant

[humble parrot]

😆

[tough comet]

Chillet cake

[fair sandal]

These cake videos are traumatic

[humble parrot]

Why?

[fair sandal]

I’m just exaggerating

The “everything is cake” meme

[humble parrot]

I like it

It's amazing what people can do

[strong spire]

The cake is a lie. What about that?

[fair sandal]

It’s crazy how people can make such convincing fake objects out of cake

[tough comet]

the food tech

i cant imagine how they mae it

[opaque hemlock]

Did u know there Is a hidden variabile that increases every time you Murder tour own pals? And if you kill 1000 they Will all Rebel and kill you at sight?

[fair sandal]

I’m pretty sure that isn’t a thing rn

Would be cool though

[opaque hemlock]

I Just found out

[tough comet]

they kill you while you go to bed

[quartz magnet]

Happy Easter Sunday Folks. 🙂

[frozen bluff]

Happy Easter

[fair sandal]

Idk if it’s still a thing, but if you butcher a certain amount of Pals, the censor will get stuck and show permanently

[fair sandal]

Happy Easter

[opaque hemlock]

Yeah It used to be like that but they fixed it

[quartz magnet]

happy easter Valentine

[opaque hemlock]

But definitely dont kill too many or they Will Rebel

[fair sandal]

Do you mean killing wild Pals, or butchering Pals at base?

[opaque hemlock]

Butchering

If you butcher too many you wont be able to control pals anymore

And they Will Attack you

[fair sandal]

Where’d you find this information? I haven’t heard about this anywhere else

[tough comet]

Happy Easter!

https://tenor.com/view/caffeine-ren-me-when-the-zoomies-bunny-gif-22991327

[opaque hemlock]

It hapenned to me Just now

[sleek flume]

Horseshit

Ive butchered a thousand pals

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[icy pecan]

Pretty credible source

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-speech-bubble-gif-25397532

[fair sandal]

I use it often

[strong spire]

https://tenor.com/bjcvn.gif

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-cat-succulent-cat-and-succulent-hungry-garden-gif-22047951

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-dance-jiggy-bug-terminid-gif-13393088311451377235

[quartz magnet]

https://imgur.com/lMdssXW

[frozen bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220421211796930571/1224104534167654481/PXL_20240331_210925118.jpg?ex=661c472f&is=6609d22f&hm=037dd3c07f73b3a9e2e8cd84fbc310713b588d1ec86471071e75592329eb5330&

[quartz magnet]

ded

[frozen bluff]

Ded ass hel

[peak folio]

Murder

Killit

[frozen bluff]

What sick madman could have done this 😔

[peak folio]

The one who unlocked the butcher’s knife

[tight oxide]

if thats a chillet thats how every chillet should be treated

[humble parrot]

Cake...

[frozen bluff]

Indeed. Turned into cake and eaten

[tight oxide]

if the white things on the cheek were thinner it would look more like a bunny rabbit

whiskers

[tough comet]

not to be confused with a blue bunny

[nimble spire]

I’ve got one questions for y’all

https://tenor.com/view/wander-wander-over-yonder-mustard-mayo-choose-gif-14484217

[hollow tree]

Hm?

[fair sandal]

Both

[hollow tree]

Mayo

[quartz magnet]

mayo

[humble parrot]

Mayo

[night plume]

Neither. Never mustard, and mayo is only for a turkey sammich

[tough comet]

Mustard

[icy pecan]

Sammich

[fair sandal]

I almost always use both mayo and mustard in sandwiches

[night plume]

I pretend to be allergic to mustard, that's how much I dislike it >.>

[hollow tree]

My heid is killing me

[fair sandal]

You either love or hate mustard

[quartz magnet]

i dislike mustard.

[fair sandal]

Never in my life have I heard someone have a neutral stance on mustard. Either love it or hate it.

[night plume]

Mustard seed doesn't bother me in food. But any form of the mustard condiment x.x

[icy pecan]

I like a little bit of mustard on a hot dog but thats it

Now honey mustard... That's a different story

[shell edge]

honey mustard is delicious with chicken tenders imo

[fair sandal]

There are also different types of mustard. I love applewood mustard (I think it’s a German thing?)

[tough comet]

honey mustard isnt sweet at all

[icy pecan]

Agreed

[night plume]

I've snapped at a McDonald's employee for telling me to wipe the mustard off of my burger. Manager came over to see the fuss, employee said mustard was accidentally put on my burger, and I told the manager, "I'm allergic to mustard and your employee told me to just wipe it off."
None of their burgers come with mustard on them. One day I'll understand why removing cheese adds mustard... one day....

[fair sandal]

How the hell does that happen? Lmao

[icy pecan]

Obviously something yellow needs to be present on a burger they serve

[hollow tree]

Mustard is spicy so I’m good

[night plume]

I will NOT order a burger at McDonald's for myself. For some reason they always come with mustard. I have to tell someone my order and have them do it for me

[shell edge]

Definitely something fair to snap over
It's really easy to just grab a plain bun and slap beef into it and that's it

[fair sandal]

“Mustard is yellow, and we’re out of cheese. maybe they’ll think it’s cheese!”

[shell edge]

give the made burger with mustard to someone who likes mustard

[icy pecan]

Nah throw it at the cook he will eat it

Throw it like you throw cheese

[shell edge]

like throwing cheese on babies

[night plume]

O.O why are we throwing cheese????

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cheese-slap-cheese-disappointed-staring-gif-14148805

[night plume]

Is this why British people buy American cheese?

[peak folio]

don’t you throw cheese on cats?

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[shell edge]

they throw it on unsuspecting tourists

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cheese-dog-cheese-challenge-throw-the-cheese-im-cute-shook-gif-13770702

[icy pecan]

That will teach em

[night plume]

I once dropped a glob of butter on my cat.

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-cheese-cheese-cat-cheese-throw-gif-21154695

[night plume]

Was trying to give her a small bit of butter. Forgot how I dropped the glob on her, but she panicked, fell over, basically rolled out of the kitchen trying to escape what was clinging to her. She wouldn't let me clean it off.

[shell edge]

Remind me to do this with my roommates cat

[icy pecan]

I sprayed whip cream on my dog's face and he just froze for second not realizing what happened then he was excited and shook and it flew everywhere

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-voting-day-celebrate-dog-silly-dog-gif-15479937

[icy pecan]

Want me to do it daily?

[shell edge]

He's the devil I swear
I woke up once at 2 am to use the restroom and he was just staring at my door

[peak folio]

cats are the devil

[night plume]

looks at Scarlett
I can see your point....
looks at Nori
Yeah... this one is broken

[hexed tusk]

I'm taking the Chillet route.

[peak folio]

The evil knows no bounds

[shell edge]

Now I want to play palworld again

Haven't played in like a month

[night plume]

Her derp knows no bounds. Sometimes I am surprised she knows how to eat and drink

[shell edge]

I LOVE CHILLET OH MY GOD

MY BABY

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[torpid eagle]

I have never wanted a refund more after seeing how many grass gym leaders are in here.