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BIRTH
Just 4 days away, I am so excited for this information
it got here so fast!
And then, my diet changes and I annihilate pretty much everything I eat except for spinach, broccoli, some fruits, and meat
There will be lots of meat
what are you getting me for mine? it's the end of the month.
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pipebomb
I think we might tbh
What do you want? I don't know your tastes šļø
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something zelda related. im a collector. has to either be nfr/test build, collector edition, and/or cib. pretty much it.
Ah, I see š¤
Tom Nook can drop off a cliff inswear
What
His mortgages are too damn high I have a tent!
second legend of zelda test cart would be pretty nice. š¤
I need a new cosy game for sure or maybe the second Zelda but eh
(dont buy the test carts. they're a little pricey for regular play)
Ahh, for like the n64? Man, I have no idea where to even start looking for something like that other than an old game store or ebay
Come to think of it there is an old game and media store downtown about 30 minutes away from me. I've been in there once; pretty neat place š¤
interest gained. ask them for zelda 1 test cart.
Maybe Faefarm?
stardew valley? new update went live not long ago.
It's called Disc Replay. Might have to visit them again on Friday; I'll have the day off š¤
Regardless, I'm 100% not staying over at work tomorrow
never heard of the place before and searching it, im a little far from any of them. im not flying to go shopping š
Maaannnn I feel the same exact way about Jungle Jim's š
I'd have to drive for 2 hours if I wanna go there and plan out the whole day for shopping
Great now my amazon is like HEY YOU WANT SOME HAGGIS?
Harvest moon is like stardew valley I believe
Correct
Itās a nicer style but itās also outta stock on CDkeys
I CARRY ME HAGGIS IN A BASKET
Though honestly I might consider getting gator next time I go to JJ's
And G2A wonāt allow it in UK
Floridan swamp cat?
Yah. You can buy it and cook it
Why would you eat a cat
For PC?
Switch
I mean, I've heard of eating Iguana, but a cat?
No eating of the cats! š
I need something portable for travelling and stuff and just being able to lay in bed
Floridan swamp cats
Oh gaters
Miyazaki should put it on the next game
Shouldāve bought the animal crossing switch thingy when it came out
Side note, absolutely love your PFP š
I got animal crossing on switch and it's pretty fun. To me, it helps me get to sleep.
Thanks, this is from an art on reddit
I love animal crossing so I might just wait and see if the DLC comes to CDkeys
Awesome š
I think the DLC if you get that nintendo premium thingy for the year it comes with the DLC š
Least it did idk if it still does.
Ya need the Nintendo switch online thing anyway for the online capabilities of AC might as well go that route.
play one on switch online. they have several added these days. much cheaper than buying the physical games.
Nah not now
I played the first one luckily
Understandable š
Animal crossing switch is 388 Jesus Christ Nintendo
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Animal crossing is dead but they still wanna charge ridiculous amount for everything
Are you sure its not some 3rd party jacking up the price?
Dear Amazon, can we have a dark mode? kthx.
Just
Yeah what do you mean? It's only 500
How the hell do they think charging 500 fucking dollars is even remotely appropriate
A steam deck is apparently 600GBP
For a console that came out like uh three years ago?
Idk when it came out
⨠Nintendo āØ
OH the SWITCH IT SELF
Yeah
I thought you meant a game
Oh
I was fuckin out of my mind
You had me confused with ya
I was checking out the actual console they brought out
So, there are 3 tiers of Steamdeck
Cheapest one can be had for 400USD , so 320ishgpb
Thats new. You could probably find a used one cheaper
Tho I do reccomend at least a 512gb, for around 440gpb
Tho thats just converting the us site to gpb, since I can't access the uk version of steam
(me lazy)
We shall seeeeee for now I will stick to my lil switch lite
Stapled
STAPLED
Might make it hard to play.
Nah attach it to my hip
Peppridge Farms remembers
Add a keyring hook
Who?
oh I cut the price out by accident. Its $100 lol
Govee. A popular, and quite honestly probably the best, RGB accessory manufacturer.
strips, bulbs, lamps, christmas tree lights, you name it, they got it
Considering that market, thatās not a very high bar.
It is tho
I don't use Govee because they're rather expensive
But they are superior to 85% of the market.
Happy home paradise is still £30 for DLC
I hate Nintendo there I said it scam company
Nintendo stuff rarely goes on sale.
never have heard of Govee
If you want something watch it like a hawk
Itās dlc for a game theyāre never going to update again
Do you buy RGB stuff?
I wanted to try ARMS for a while but it stayed $60 like forever
Like come on itās a launch game.
Gonna treat myself to a capture card
Barely, only thing rgb is my keyboard and mouse
well only mouse now, that mechanical keyboard started malfunctioning and I went with this cheap ass Dell keyboard
RGB is basically there to make your life more complicated
These to me actually last a good time
And when I get to America Iām gonna save like crazy and get a cute gaming set up with an actual computer
BEAR AND BREAKFAST WHAT IS THIS
You will understand once you become PCMR
YO THAT LOOKS GREAT
I want those Gdi
nom nom nom sippy sippey
I have lemon diluting juice rn
Itās good
Are you giving birth
No why
Peace tea implies the existance of war tea
Idk, diluting juice reminded me of dialating.
Where
Yes.
IM NOT PAYING $50 for harvest moon Nintendo fix your life
Just picture her on the hospital bed trying to deliver with a phone in hand tapping away on discord
screaming WEE LASSY IMMA STINKY EGGO
You need to do that sound byte
STINKY EGGO
spammy egg⦠does Spam have egg?
If I meet my goal on Kofi I will do the sound byte
It probably has everything else
Yo heels, get on that!
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wait what the fuck
I was searching google for something spam related and this came up under news https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187047787196588113/1222707453485908039/image.png?ex=6617320d&is=6604bd0d&hm=9e84e59045ef4b4ddc180547eb6bfaee22d4edd0ec34f344d9888d96ee23aecc&=&quality=lossless
Why
This country is evil š
bucky with the sick beats
Best CM
Well it makes sense if you read it
Is this website reliable? It kept redirecting me
Yes
I HATE YOU
Damn I wish I could read the article without 5 million ads redirecting me to spam hell
Bucky cares about me
could join the 21st century and use an adblocker
Hooker hates me donāt mess with spam that way man
I'm on my phone 3head
I was so mad I couldn't find an onion article to go with your pic. Ty xD
I legit was gonna reconsider immigrating
I use a browser with ad blocker on my phone
Firefox
I did ask cannot open that link without it trying to send me to 5 million different scams
Imagine paying like 5k to immigrate and you get there and they ban your favourite food
I clicked it twice, I decided I wanted to listen xD but it wouldn't let me unmute :(
3-4 of those times were probably me trying to open the website without being attacked by ads
It absolutely baffles me you love ham in a can but you think chicken in a can is disgusting.
I'm never mad when I get Rick rolled because I think the song is great
Spam doesnāt slide out like a birth ok
Firefox mobile allows you to install extentions like a desktop browser
THERES NO JELLY OR WEIRD STUFF
I have uBlock Origin on my mobile firefox, its lit
Salty canned vague meat product is a pretty poor choice for your brain to pick as its favorite food. Feel bad for ya.
YOU STICK IT IN THE FRYER AND BAM ITS DELICIOUS
One of the literal ingredients in spam is āmechanically separated chickenā
There is no jelly or weird stuff in canned chicken either
I like what I like Iām pretty picky honestly I have poor person tastebuds
L O L
I SAW THAT GIF
THAT WAS NOT REAL CANNED CHICKEN
doesnāt spam have like a slime layer at the top? I mean thatās kinda jelly
It doesnāt here
Good to know š
I have poor person taste buds too, but spam is strictly on my dislike list, and I'm not picky XD
But no worries, it's largely based on what one grows up on. I'm just thankful I live where spam is actually generally pricier than other options, and so it never ended up on my plate (except once when my uncle bought it and didn't like it).
Itās pricy here but I ration it to last around 3-4 Melās
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Meals
I havenāt tried it in ages so maybe they got better at packing it.
"i have poor person taste buds"
thinks $1.50 canned chicken is vile
Make it make sense
Eggo, I promise you, canned chicken is not bad.
What even is that?
A canned chicken
Whole chicken in a can.
Avoid
Lies
Honestly it's kinda funny, I see what middle class people eat where I live and it's many times less enjoyable than what I eat. They just don't know how to cook, where to buy price efficient groceries, and don't understand the world of spices and herbs.
Thatās like an alien fetus
It is in brine so it breaks down
Iām immigrating and work on monthly pay I get what I can afford
Oh yeah, the quote from Gordon Ramsay iirc; "If you want to eat something good, go to a poor person's home"
Its litteraly chicken breast cut up and put in a can
Disgusting
iterally not
Iām gonna make Bucky van you
How is it disgusting
I donāt know let me be argumentative
Spam is made in Minnesota which is kind of the middle of nowhere.
Can comes in a chicken?
Is literally fresh cooked chicken, cut into small pieces, and put into a can.
Chicken comes in a duck comes in a turkey?
yo dawg, I heard you like fowl
Fowl language.
DUCK!
Seriously though i didnāt even know about canned birdsā¦. My family always killed them or bought them ready to cook
Fuack
What in the flying duck?
Do you think the TSA will allow me to bring a can of chicken? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187047787196588113/1222711464872382657/image.png?ex=661735ca&is=6604c0ca&hm=3da8b15d190cd9570ccb65d44310b1c695d785dcb132398448304c4de421f058&=&quality=lossless
I mean
They miss a lot of stuff
Maybe? If I check the bag
One way to find out
Checked idk
Hahah I think it's possible an official server really did ban me for posting a legitimate Steam link
BY THE WAY. Egg said she wants to try turkey spam. Turkey is basically November chicken. So she said she wants to eat chicken in a can
How well does canned chicken handle changing pressure?
Explain yourself @hollow tree
Fuck you're right. Maybe I will take a boat.
NOBEMBER CHICKEN
Thatās gonna be a big can to fit a November chicken
Look at the fuckin slime on that spam
Arent ya supposed to cook the spam?
No clue here since that brand basically doesnt exist in chile
It was ww2 rations so⦠but itās packed with protein
You don't have to, no
Most people heat it up in some way or another
I care not for your choice of words, but I will refute the heresy of Turkey basically being November chicken.
It's also December chicken
But in actuality - if it's not cooked poorly (most people can't cook a turkey and/or make gravy to save their life) - it's FAR more flavorful than chicken, the meat is very much different between dark and white meats (chicken there's barely a difference if any), and (if cooked right) can be far juicier too (yes, even the white meat).
To get chicken on the level of properly done turkey you need to process it a whole lot more.
I have ate more turkey and chicken than most people will in their entire lives.
Albeit a turkey requires a helluva lot more work and time (especially time) to prepare right.
The ādid you know?ā section is fascinating
Easy yes. Time consuming also yes. Most people don't have the attention span / fucks to give to make a turkey.
told ya
gotta be careful when randomly posting those. bots/haked accounts do all the time
11 kinds of spam š¤Æ
Turkey is worth it o.o
Mmm-mm~! Eleven kinds of salty vague meat product!
I mean I don't know for sure. To be honest I didn't think I posted the link to that Discord group 'cause I didn't think they deserved such a link
product that may have resembled meat at some point in time
When it's made right hell yeah it is.
Then there's anyone from my mother's side who isn't my mother, and all of my brother's friends' families. Dry as fuck with basically brown saltwater for gravy. Hell no it's not.
I didn't just spam that link to everyone, I actually sent it to the servers where I actually participate
Somewhat.
American processed eggs don't have long shelf lives.
Anyone who can't put in the proper time should not go near the kitchen and turkey x.x
I will soon have 48GB of ram lul
Agreed! Which is why my brother's friends' families all too often frequented fast food facilities.
That is not a desk nor desk materials o.o
Nah I'm not done designing it
Oh mal, did you see the design I picked out to base mine off of?
I am the only one in my family that bakes/roasts a turkey in the oven. Everyone else deep fries turkey.
My coworkers, people online, random strangers tell me that deep fried turkeys are the most tender turkey you'll ever have.
I have never had a deep fried turkey that is not so dry it is pitiful.... I have gotten to the point I decline turkey if told it was deep fried
Wait hold up, that extra 16gb is also new right?
You posted many last I saw, not sure which you decided on since I last responded on desk ideas.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187047787196588113/1222353203337887754/Screenshot_20240326_160117_YouTube.jpg?ex=6615e821&is=66037321&hm=7a6be771519c1f6b1d46622a6d92651bef0c9580008b29d53cb77aee60248a4b&=&format=webp&width=1920&height=886 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187047787196588113/1222714434787741767/image.png?ex=6617388e&is=6604c38e&hm=9aeb93042fa684bc3b2b824b4f76ab986a966b965cf588ff9775047f7686d4a2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
Hmm?
Maybe this was with DDR3 memory, yes im that outdated
No, I currently have 32gb in my rig, and I'm swapping out 2 sticks for the new 32gig kit.
32GB kit to get to 48GB 
but If you put new memory sticks in your PC that already has Memory sticks, it can cause issues
I like that. Not as heavy as the idea you said originally.
Oh, if you have a home depot, (not sure if all do this) they may have a discount wood section you can get 2x4s from. They are just not as pretty cuts or not as straight (of course don't get the really crooked ones xD). But, if your store has it, can save money
Well my wifi is at least better than the typical internet in australia
Only if you try to dual channel with unlike dimms
Oh I have a ton of lumber in my workshop
No worries there
I will be quad channeling with identical ram.
My phones getting like 78mbs upload 
Yeah he just has the pals do the lumbering
Oh yeah its the speed
Speed isn't that important either
they have to match speed and they will work fine, well hopefully
Timings are what matter when matching ram
If you have two 8gb dimms they arenāt the same as the 16gb dimms
(Timings and speed are not the same thing if you didn't know)
They may have the same timings and clock but capacity counts too
If you what to quad channel.
For me even if they were the exact brand, they would cause my computer to shut off if I was dual linking my old ram
had to tinker a lot between the slots till my computer was working fine
You have to make sure the dual kits are in the dual slots, thats all
Nah I had to do the opposite
At the end of the day itās all splitting hairs when it comes to performance, but yeah
A1 and B1 for one kit, A2 and B2 for one kit.
Idk why, but I really want french fries o.o
Salt
Then your system is all sorts o' fucked
Was thinking that
Well I put it without the dual link and they work fine
I have been swapping ram kits in and out of computers for years with little regard to what the ram is
(I don't have pic tho so I have no proof)
Your body tends to crave salty foods when it's lacking sodium
Salt is one of the best sources of it
As long as the ram isnāt physically bad youāll be fine
I was gonna make a joke but would prefer to not get banned
Ughk, I bought this kit before and one stick was DOA. Amazon wouldn't exchange it, so I just returned it and never bothered to buy the kit again lol
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Let's not go about getting beaned now š«
Idk why Amazon won't do exchanges for me :(
I crave french fries when I have certain migraines, need salt, or desperately don't want to cook. Trying to figure out which of the last 2 it is bc I don't have that intense craving signaling it is salt š¤
Yeah if itās within the return window may as well.
Day I got it delivered xD
Checks out because sodium depletion can cause migraines and headaches
Amazon just won't do exchanges for me. Even when I explicitly check an item has the exchange policy.
I guess with a warehouse like 20 miles away its cheaper? idk
Drive to the warehouse itself
Lmfao
I'm not kidding
I think you probably just need salt
Fries and chips are the first things that come to mind on the subject of salt
And not pizza? rip
I could kill for some fries
Glad the Noise update finally came out
took over a year but better late than never
I'm just glad they chose to keep polishing it instead of releasing it early
mhm, its a bit of a work when there's like 4k frames of animations to do
Glad to hear lmao
I'm in bed awaiting sleep to come
I am searching for traffic lights
Hey Cynic
well, we got another cat I guess
Good
and really by "got another cat" it's more like we just kidnapped her so she doesn't have babies under our house š
Lol
now we'll just have babies in the house š¤¦
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we feed strays
30 to 50 feral cats
this one has been visiting for a while and we have been assuming that she had a home and just came by for the free food
We feed strays as well
Hi there
About 15 cats now
bc someone put a flea collar on her at some point... but I went back through all my old pics and she's had that same mangy flea collar on since last summer
and there is at least one other person in the neighborhood who cares for strays and she's put flea collars on a couple of the tomcats
Tombats
but just recently she started sticking close by and we just realized last week it's bc she's very preggo
and if we hadn't scooped her she was 100% gonna pop those babies out under our house lol
Hmm, they tend to have 2 or 3
I suspect at least 3
could be more tho there are like at least 4 potential baby daddies
Potatos
and she's gone from barely showing to like, wide af in about a week š
her belly has gotten huuuuge
the little nuggets are cookin'
we basically set up a cat maternity suite using a giant dog crate
Been there, done that a few hudnred times
she's eating better food than us š¤¦
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we got her the super fancy pregnant kitty food
the food cost more than the dog crate lmfao
she better be glad she's so cute
weirdly enough tho her timing couldn't have been any better?? like if she'd shown up pregnant 2 months sooner we wouldn't have been able to bring her in bc we had to use our quarantine space for our terminally ill hospice rescue
I say "quarantine space" like it isn't just our bedroom,, but yeah it's wild that she was polite enough to wait to get pregnant until after we had room for her
cats š¤·
Iām looking for someone to help with card ideas for a Palworld trading card game, anyone creative or good at that kinda stuff? Mostly trying to make special cards (like what trainer cards would be in PokĆ©mon) cuz Iām running out of ideas personally. Dm me if youāre interested
Anyone here watches the lyosacks? Or is it just me (itās on YouTube) and itās a hidden gem š
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That ID is a hacker, is killing people with -1 state on health
did ya used the report buttom ingame?
Doubt it
Please submit the report correctly, otherwise there isn't much we can do about it
Include a detailed reason and evidence too
Ah, there we go!
Thanks Bucky
Hiii
heya adri
How are you doing š
on the same tbh
how about ya?
I'm great:D
Hi welcome to pal eats can i intrest you in some pal organic meals?
our pals live a good life and taken for processing at there prime
I just ate delicious š choco fills
furry alert furry alert
A lot of animals have big thighs I guess?
fair
Reminds me of chicken drumsticks
No i don't mean like anything suspect, its just that they are, factually, very large
right???
I donh't even liked fried chicken
Oh I do
Ayo good morning
I love fried chicken not anymore tho š
do you like thicc pals? then come to the pal thighs gentlemen's club come from 10-11pm for the hotwing special
I wish I had more chicken nuggets
i do not. i just like cute ones
like mah BOI depresso
-holds a depresso- yes sir how many nuggets do you want?
and what sauce?
Okay but are u good at fortnite
fortnite used to be good till 5 yr olds kept joining squads and screaming in my damn ear
Are u goated with the sauce ??
Fr man
That's why I moved to valorant but then everyone's like no grass šš
So I'm confused
confusion is part of the fun~
Then i tell them I'm an extrovert and a rock climber
And they're like wtf š that's not possible

Ow players "how dare u š¹š¹š¹š¹"
She is tho I like her character tho
Gamer girl saves the city and eats Doritos LMAO
nah mei is better š
smh my head impossible beauty standards
I like everyone
Zenyatta is my favourite he's so adorable
Anyone setting beauty standards off of a monster need to seek immediate mental health care smh
blocked.
Probably for the best bro
mr unfunny is back
Ok Devin
donāt bother
based and blockpilled
WAH-BAM!
Itās a game, impossible is fine.
[issa joke]
Oh you donāt already know?
š¤·š»āāļø if you want impossible standards settings- barbie and heman.
Oh yeeaaaa Barbie is kinda insane with how it influenced us, lmao
but anyways, time and place
also no, i don't actually base my beauty scales off fictional creatures
that's a little weird
... unless its BG3 tieflings
Karlach, my beloved
heya november. noting new to me.
how are ya?
i'm alright. i should be sleeping because i have work tomorrow but i'm just not tired yet
to be completely fair, i have work at 5 pm so i can stay up super late if i really wanted just that i don't like doing that
I'm back apparently the whole ram stick got burnt
probably

just put some fake whiskers on the wixen and boom... instant cat
Wixen
Vixen
... ignore that 2nd definition, but you get what i mean!
Wixen is a gender neutral alternative to witches or wizards. It can be used as a descriptor as well, i.e. the wixen world. Its singular form is wix.
wix website builder
ah like the Wix Club š
when we getting a new dog pal called bitchen or whatever
theres fuack in the game so i dont see why thats a problem
no
I like yours better
omg this project is coming along SO well
y'all will see the fruits of my labor soonish
fruits š
Make SKIBIDI gyatt rizz 𤨠latina level 1009 gyatt baddie
HAHSHD
sorry, i dont speak french
Poor French people




Good for you
I hate alarms
I want it to be Saturday already š„ŗ
I want it to be next Saturday
Whyyyy
Because thatās my weekend off
Wooooo
Itās gonna be a good 3 day weekend
Uuuuugh I think a week on Saturday Iām on a week holiday
You get a whole week off?
Iām travelling to London for my visa medical and I have to take some of my vacation hours cuz I havenāt yet
Nah itās too expensive and busy
Travelling down in the morning, appointment, then travelling back up
Ah that suck, Iād like to visit London someday
London hates the Scots so
When does the next Palworld update drop?
I'm planning on adding some mods (or try to figure out how to)
Hopefully today š
Cause tomorrow is the last workday of March and also a friday which means if something breaks it makes for a rough weekend.
And we were told weāll get an anti-cheat in March with no update to that timeline.
You Europeans are just hateful af smh
Nah London people genuinely hate us Iāve had friends beaten up
Touring the world leaving hated in their wake. š
Your friends need to learn how to fight
Then you guys can separate from British rule
anti cheat?
The Free Republic of Scotland
I heard london is a shithole nowadays. Filled with crimes and no guns allowed either so youre at the mercy of scum
It would probably end up being Alba or Caledonia again
Knife crime
It wasnāt always Scotland?
Nope. We were Alba, Caledonia and Scoti and for a brief time Pictland
Yāall just couldnāt settle on a name or what?
It changed over the years. Alba was Gaelic and the romans called it Caledonia
Thats a shame. Id rather visit scotland or ireland anyway tbh
Caledonia is a cool name
The Celtic nations are superior
Ofc that was clearly just the projection at the time and not an absolute.
Iām more of a Bulls fan
Celts have some pretty cool history
And some bad ass women.
Boudicca being super mad.
Working on twitch emotes today
Spicy emotes?
Idk I donāt really watch streamers
Maybe it is
Maybe it isnāt. Idk. Idk shit.
Just out here making shit up as I go along
How much do you get paid for that just curious
For twitch emotes? I usually do a pack of four for $30
Six emotes for $40
Depends if they want something complicated
You should charge more like $150
For emotes? Lil chibi emotes?
Yeah, why not
Streamers are mostly stupid and dont know how money works any ways
You could probably get even more
I dunno if Iād be comfortable asking for $150 for six emotes
How long does it take you to make them
Uhmmm
About a day for each one
This took about 2 hours to paint and 2 days to print
drops 
Why is your art style so nice and cute
I adore doing chibis a lot theyāre my favourite thing to do
Il eat him alive
Woooooooooooohooo
Another day another round of twitter PokƩmon fans saying palworld is dead
I wish I wouldnāt get so easily depressed
tencent said Palworld is going mobile, it ain't dying
was it Tencent?
can't remember
It's plastic not glass lol
The paint could come off
Can't actually
What if someone eats it
they pay it
Hey what you do with it after it ships is your business
said every anime pillow maker ever
I would buy it for a friend, he loves putting figurines n stuff in jars
Idk why he does it but is his thing ig
According to the news articles I read, Tencent is providing multiplayer servers so they can run smoother but not an actual full partnership, and theyāre trying to develop their own palworld clone
w
Cute
Would recommend you just stay off social media entirely, that shit murders your soul
Good morning š
Felt that
Fixing to get yelled at lol
Lol
Iāll tell back
If they yell at you send me their location and Iāll silence them from the hill
Yes
Morning Eggo
No yelling today itās nearly the weekend
Dire, everyone else
Hullo!

Make the monies!
Good morning lol
Mornin!
Yoo
On one hand, that's quite a lot of money. On the other.... Ew that's quite a lot of work
12 hour days aren't that hard anyway
I can do that and still be jumping off of walls.
I envy you lol
I wish I had an answer because everyone asks how I do it
And it isn't even drugs I'm just like this
Idk 12 hours days sucks if itās labor .. my job is sometimes from sunrise to sunset
Kitchen work
So yeah, I'm on my feet
I donāt get overtime rates for working tomorrow or Monday even tho theyāre holidays š
Become the boss
Donāt tempt me
Hey, honestly power to you. I can barely sit in a chair for an hour without issues lol
Tempting you
I mean neither can I.
Terrible sign but unless I win 3k I canāt quit
I hate sitting down, it makes me so sore...
Only like five months left tho then I immigrate
Hell yeah
I enter a radio contest every day to win money š
Lame
And then you and the husband can go out for coffee with me, yes?
Yup
Yis
Shouldāve taken the days off honestly and said screw it four day weekend
Shame it'll be American coffee ...
I got two free tickets to SeaWorld... The expire in 2 days tho š
EY WHAT PAY MY FLIGHT
What do you mean?
I CAN LEAVE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING
American coffee is famously bad here in Australia. Like, it's the #1 thing people are warned of when they go to the states.
I wanna go to seaworld
Oops wrong reply
Depending on where you get it, I completely understand this warning xD
The thing is with coffee in Australia, it's good because it's consistent. You don't have to go hunting for a good cuppa like you would in the states. Sure, you can get good coffee, but you'll have to actively search. Here, all coffee is good. But I've heard they've been getting better.
What does coffee have to do with me
@sleek flume
Hmmm I like to think I personally make good coffee but other people might not like it
Ah a Discord Moment
Absolutely everything
Coffee is coffee. Paying $8 per cup is a path to poverty
I don't even drink coffee
Yes and no.
Donāt matter
Default price is 4.50 aus, which is like what. 2-3 American?
Depends. Starbucks? More.
Unless I make it myself, I do have to hunt for a good cup of coffee x.x I do understand the hunt. I try to only go out and buy coffee when I want a specialty I can't make myself and I am very picky on where I get those o.o
Also ox I can smell the American on you.
Maccas? $1
I make my own so I don't gotta worry about that š
Imagine willingly going to starbucks
I simply donāt drink coffee so i donāt have to hunt
Even the shit coffee in america is like $2.50. The espresso based ones like cappacino is more like $6
Yeah in Australia you will get a very good coffee for the price of a "shit" one in America
I just use instant coffee
You don't get to have opinions on coffee anymore
Even French press is better
Are we going to play shit on America again today? Because I can hurt some feelings
Tho instant has been improving
Coffee is coffee. My instant coffee tastes better than the hipster cafe cappacinos or starbucks or mcdonalds cappacino. Haters gonna hate
Do it
You hurt my feelings just by existing š
A lot more effort. Have to clean it after every use
Good ā¤ļø
What i do to you 
Blah blah blah our food is better than America blah blah. Shut the fuck up no one cares
Take the stick up your ass and chew on it for dinner
I mean, I can insult Americans by just saying that they're delusional for thinking that all the states are significantly different from one another. I see Americans talking about states like they're different countries entirely, as if they're the only country that has states.
They are but they arenāt
Oh lord
See?
I actually hear that American food typically tastes better
They are wildly different sometimes
It's the best bait I have. Because Americans really do believe that having different states is a "them" thing.
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I thought I sent a message but I guess chat blew up
Howdy Neighbor
Good morning š
Morning Despair
People ask me for bait and then I deliver. If you ask for worms you get worms.
Or not so good for me. I'm about to get a shot and I'm very afraid of needles
Think about yogurt
Oh noes š
No matter what state youre from, feels good to be a part of this great country. God bless america šŗšø
I need it though š
Or else my nerves will feel tingly
There's a reason I never say good morning š
And get mad at bad yogurt recipes that say to use cardamom pods and raw milk
Why are we all angry
You wish you had cockatoos
We're hoping it'll be good š
What are cockatoos?
Because foreigners are bitching about being superior again.
It's a good morning no matter what. Either I wake up alive or I don't wake to. It's an absolute win
Funny Australian bird. They eat the fermented mangos up north and get drunk
He looks like hes having fun
They are pretty funny tbh
I'm not angry tbh
Idk man I was just excited to share the news šļø
These ones. Australians have the yellow crest.
What news? The needle thing?
Imagine living in a country that was originally a giant prison.
No that my quivern plush is about to be shipped because the polite German lady who made him finished š
Oh yay!!!!!
I thought you blocked me? Don't tell me you can't stop yourself. Are we meant to be, Hooker? Are we but star crossed lovers?
I thought I sent the message when I first arrived at the doctor's office but maybe it didn't go through
Just remember people die snuggling quivern
Should've just DMd me lol
I'm ready
Morning y'all, hope you guys are doing alright today
Yeah and people die without snuggling quivern. Your point?
I'll DM you the pics when I'm off of data and back on wifi
Take me with you š
Morning Cynic!
In-game lore
Morning, Hooker. How's it going?
I remembered seeing that Pal-entry and considered drawing my quivern Lady snuggling my Chillet gal aggressively but then decided to probably not
Brought nachos for breakfast.
I need the toaster oven.
Someone put a pizza in it and hasn't come to retrieve it x.x it has been done for a while
And then people get assaulted by lovander
Not bad. Was a bit late for work today
Guten Morgen Cynic š
Hello Neighbor
Itās a violent and cruel world
But if anyone asks I was held up by... A semi blocking the gate? Idk something
Ahhh shiet. Hopefully that doesn't bring down the (un)holy judgement of management
Loveander killed the last digtoise I was trying to catch in the desert area and I couldn't find anymore so in a rage I killed every single last Loveander in that damn desert
Not just the men, but the women, and the children too
Howdy neighbor
Did you do what I do and eat them after?
Morning to ya as well
Did they drop a meat? I didn't remember
Mushrooms
I always eat pals if they drop meat
They drop cake and various juices and mushrooms
Oh
I might have made a bunch of soup and eaten it yes
I feel like you're my soul mate ššš
Never got the cake šš
That's the only way to eat them
I think it's a rare drop
Probably
I'd expect at least one for wiping out the local population though
They reproduce quickly
A part of me wants to take their pizza >.> it is probably cold by now <.<
I'll have to kill them again
Sorry Loveander fans
Just take it out and put it in the fridge
Make them have to toast it again
I'll join you lol
I mean, it is the government and I'm signed with a contract. Not like they can just.. Fire me... Right?... Right?... š«Ø
Morning Malbert, btw.
Then again, it is also the government and they're infamous for changing rules and policies on the turn of a dime
Idk who's it is so idk which fridge to put it in. I also don't have anything to put it in or on to put it in the fridge.
Besides, I would feel extremely rude messing with someone's food x.x
If you beach your contract they can š
True true
Morning. Passed a truck today that said "Hooker's fine furniture"
technically nothing in my contract says I have to be on time
I actually broke my contract last week but I'm still with my company so we good
Thatās some fine furniture
Thanks, I built it myself
I can't imagine why you wouldn't be alright. You're there and nobody's said anything, right?
You should start a business
Other than the whole "yEr LaTe"
Not yet, but the CO isn't here today š
Actually I have
Just pretend you were on time š
Commanding officer?
Yes
Plenty of time to come up with something š¤
Oof
Take highways at all?
Yup. A long, empty but busy 2 lane through.. Somewhere.
Never be late with anything with a commanding officer I learned that in rotc
It's extremely rude to leave your food in the toaster oven š
I'm scheduled to be in at 7 am, but as long as I'm in by 9 am and get my 8 hours they don't care. If I will be in after 9 am I am asked to let them know.
Agreed.
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Thankfully he isn't my CO as I'm not military, but he is in charge of the post I'm at.
I've come in at 12, worked 4 hours, and made up the other 4 yours throughout the work week :p
That guy in mission control, he really has a cozy job
What is it that you do, exactly? Are you in engineering?
This reference went over my head o.o
I am, salary desk job
Very cool! must be cozy
I'd take one as long as it was non-exempt
I cannot for the life of me remember what this is atm xD
Man, I skipped breakfast
Ahh engineers architects, and mechanics worst nightmare
So I'm already thinking of lunch š
Meaning you're not exempt from getting overtime
I keep joking I am going to put a fake hornets nest on my desk and some wrenches. That way I can throw them at people when I find things.
Ah, I do not get paid for overtime.
That illegal
You have to have a pretty low salary to be non-exempt
Some people might be grateful for that, just stick with hornets nests and Robin eggs
deletes message saying I am salary and only get paid for 40. Then realizes I rewrote it for this reply
Lol
I was gonna say-
I am semi here
Maybe? I don't think that's always the case
Dealing with vehicles
Some of the positions at my last job that were non exempt salary were pretty high paying
Couldn't get them though, because their hiring program sucked absolute balls
I get asked to check things and when I do, I back check all previous work. I won't sign my bame to it unless I am satisfied the ENTIRETY of a document is up to date and correct. I get told I kick the hornets nest a lot.
Then I have a lot of questions about things and whether or not I should pretend I didn't see it, so I want wrenches to throw at people when I ask these questions bc I have caused A LOT of stop work with them >.>
Salary as opposed to hourly
Womp womp
Guess I should see if the toaster oven is free
I mean it would be funny if they don't work with wrenches xD
Itās free if you make it free
Somebody pays for it. š
(See above)
(Throw a wrench in the works joke)
The toaster oven is mine to use!
Thatās because they didnāt do the absolute minimum required by law.
Nice!
I set the timer too low and it didn't turn on xD
Barbie
Yeah they had a real bad habit of dangling open positions in front of people and then never reaching out to anyone who applied. All their hiring procedures went through the Ohio plant that never even set foot where I worked
Not as nice!
Im gona try it
You have fun with that man
I'm waiting for the weather to warm up before going back out
But I'm gonna get moving now y'all, be back later. Stay safe and healthy now
He loves it
shlorp shlorp shlorp
Never eating ants again
good mornin frens
What time is it in japan, like midnight or something? 
11:22pm, oof
Maybe no march anti cheat unless they do a friday patch or something. š¬
Heated up food.
Got to talking with someone.
By time we ended the convo, we both had cold food xD
I'm searching for sheeting lol
O.o? That is some nice wood you've got there
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Thank you for not using osb
OSB FOR A DESK? C'MON KYRAN
Those still sell for hundreds š
Which particle board is that one?
You're thinking mdf or partical board.
People don't make furniture out of OSB
Technically since itās for houses, ig
Didn't know that was the name for that. Ty ty
Just making sure you've got the right material...
Iām not down on all the proper varieties of processed lumber, lol
Lol
Mdf and particle board are used for furniture
OSB would never be used for retail furniture
Except the rare occasion it needs a base for a chair, and even then they typically use mdf
Oh my fucking god https://images.app.goo.gl/8ewuRDAtdEGxbKQx8
Ouch o.o
100%
They just laminate it to look less bad
cat no like shellfish
Not lamination, but rather veneer them. Usually with manufacturered product rather than real wood.
veneer with laminate
And then they sell it to you for an arm and a leg
Ehhh I spose that's kinda fair.
@hollow tree been Two days no lewds on patreon. A scam. I want my money back.
Crawfish tank would be interesting š¤ haven't had one since I was a kid