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deft python
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It's why I read the Martin Luther translation
The oldest translation I can read

frozen bluff
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I'm alright so far, thank you

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Morning y'all

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Hope you guys are doing alright

queen vale
frozen bluff
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Whut

queen vale
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We were talking about language translation

frozen bluff
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Oh yeah? Language translation as a concept is neat

hollow tree
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GUYS IT HAPPENED

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deft python
hollow tree
deft python
hollow tree
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Gonna go do a backflip

frozen bluff
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Good to know you're finally getting what you are owed

junior hawk
hollow tree
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Okay not rich but at least it’s something and I can pay off all the debt I’ve racked up and eat proper food

peak folio
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Gold_chunk1-fotor-bg-remover-20240322144440.png

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I see…

night plume
frozen bluff
sleek flume
frozen bluff
peak folio
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Walking into chat and seeing an oblong black and yellow looking thing I wasn’t sure what it was supposed to be.

peak folio
humble parrot
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I am revitalized

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Breakfast and coffee in my system

frozen bluff
full terrace
humble parrot
frozen bluff
humble parrot
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Hmm, might play for a bit, even if I have no assignments

frozen bluff
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Am at work so I cannot

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You have fun tho cat_happy

humble parrot
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I will, we can also play later if you want

frozen bluff
humble parrot
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Alright

frozen bluff
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But if it goes good, then yeah we should be able to if I don't get dragged along for phasmo rounds

peak folio
frozen bluff
hollow tree
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Thank you guys ❤️

cyan acorn
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i stopped buying so many games because i need to save for college

frozen bluff
hollow tree
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Also I’ll eat MORE spam

humble parrot
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Nice

sleek flume
sleek flume
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Work should be easy today

frozen bluff
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The fact hooker and I posted Monty Python gifs in the same breath

sleek flume
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Intake is closed today, so yeet

frozen bluff
sleek flume
peak folio
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Monty Python is vital culture

frozen bluff
sleek flume
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A belle delphine keyboard set. Sells for $220. I bet you $30 I can sell it for $2000-10,000

icy pecan
sleek flume
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If i/we got one with her bath water infused into the keycap, could sell it for 15k-20k

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I'm super tempted to buy one and (scalp) sell it.

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Just one tho, I'm not a lowlife scalper.

icy pecan
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It amazes me how far people will go

frozen bluff
icy pecan
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Bath water infused keyboard

frozen bluff
peak folio
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:thonk:

humble parrot
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Bath water cooled PC

frozen bluff
peak folio
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This is gradually getting increasingly cursed

night plume
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Dragons, Raiders, and Guardians?
Don't risk gold?
Down right gilded?

icy pecan
sleek flume
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No but I'm serious.

night plume
sleek flume
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$220, will absolutely make a at minimum $1000

humble parrot
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🤔

frozen bluff
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We're RICH

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Sorry

humble parrot
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There's no mission control to worry about here

frozen bluff
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Today is an off day for me

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Mission control at my job are the supervisors with white hardhats

tough comet
sleek flume
sleek flume
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I think a jar of her bath water sold for like 19k

frozen bluff
sleek flume
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Personally I love Belle, for the same reason I love Musk.

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People hate her simply for existing. And for some reason that amuses me greatly.

full terrace
peak folio
full terrace
peak folio
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😆

humble parrot
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💀

peak folio
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#cursed-topic

frozen bluff
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It would be easier to just get a girlfriend to play games with tbh

peak folio
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I’m not sure that would stop these people tbh

frozen bluff
# full terrace Are you sure?

I have the option of spending all my money on a jar of water from a chick I'll never hope to meet, versus going to a convention and meeting someone 😂

full terrace
frozen bluff
full terrace
frozen bluff
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Unfortunate to hear

hollow tree
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I’m thanking people who wished me well and helped me I can’t express how wonderful it is

full terrace
frozen bluff
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I gotta get back to work y'all, see y'all later

hollow tree
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Kept me off the loan sharks and all that

tough comet
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I hope good friday says what it does.

full terrace
tight oxide
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People who hate musk are just ignorant. You dont need to love him, but he is a very important figure and is really impressive

tough comet
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pretty unhealthly too

hollow tree
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Also Elon Musk is a parasite

icy yoke
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Good morning frickers!!!

tough comet
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mono_f like your hating him so much, it might as be fallin in love with him

icy yoke
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I hate Elon musk because he has yet to give me one million dollars

humble parrot
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Oh man, got pots of gold and gold rush....I'm rich

hollow tree
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I just think he’s a parasite like every other multibillionaire out there

sleek flume
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I still find it hilarious people hate him basically for existing

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And most have no reason

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They just.. Do.

night plume
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How did a person's musk get turned into Elon hate?

sleek flume
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You sold your soul to the devil and/or built an empire on the backs of the poor/slaves.

peak folio
sleek flume
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Like when he bought Twitter and literally brought a sink in, 'let that sink in'

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People were so furious at that act alone

peak folio
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😆

sleek flume
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I found it fuckin hilarious

peak folio
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It’s true

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People are so obsessed

sleek flume
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Like, at least have a valid reason for hating someone

peak folio
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Every news outlet makes a killing just putting his name in like every headline cause everyone goes gaga

queen vale
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Then theres people like me who saw it and went "I guess he's saying Twitter's sunk after his purchase"

sleek flume
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That makes no sense but aight

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Twitter isn't any worse or better since he bought it tbh

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Still a garbage cess pool

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Just now people can equally be garbage instead of just one side...

peak folio
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The back end seems much better despite him firing like everybody.

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But the culture is still pretty terrible. 😆

deft python
queen vale
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He literally disbanded the safety and trust team.. I'm not sure how it hasn't changed any

sleek flume
night plume
sand garden
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I forgot Threads existed, but.....I don't use it.

sleek flume
peak folio
tight oxide
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i think its gotten better. you dont get censored just for disagreeing with some irrelevant "moderators". people should be allowed to say what they want, even if its offensive

sleek flume
hollow tree
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He’s banning people for calling him Muskrat 😂

sleek flume
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Lmao

deft python
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Fragile Ego Moment

sleek flume
deft python
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But don't forget y'all he's an Alpha Sigma male or whatever

sleek flume
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( both)

deft python
sand garden
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Do y'all prefer Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series, PS5 or PC?

night plume
hollow tree
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I like switch for when I’m travelling

peak folio
tight oxide
hollow tree
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Also love your pfp @sand garden

sleek flume
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Why would I prefer an inferior device when I have the stupendous Personal Computer

deft python
night plume
sleek flume
sand garden
deft python
sleek flume
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That's what controllers are for, love.

deft python
sand garden
night plume
deft python
sleek flume
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Lmfao

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Buy a cheap projector

peak folio
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The switch is pretty slick, ngl

sleek flume
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Aim it at the ceiling or wall

sand garden
deft python
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But then we might have to move her TV or maybe we could put a blanket over the TV I don't know man

peak folio
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It’s just pain when docking the switch to a large screen tv

sleek flume
deft python
sleek flume
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Skil issue

peak folio
deft python
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I'm some people 💀

sleek flume
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(I'm just shit posting today)

hollow tree
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Yeah but there’s a hobbit cozy game coming to switch that I want so…

tough comet
deft python
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It was a gift though so I didn't pay for it

sand garden
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If people can afford to get a Steam Deck, sure.

deft python
hollow tree
sleek flume
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I will emulate it on my Deck.

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Muahaha

tight oxide
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steam deck is much better than switch nowadays

sleek flume
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Oh it'll on pc too I think

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On gamepass I think

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Oh yes, pc!

hollow tree
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Nah I want it on switch

wild mountain
sleek flume
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I will devour anything lord of the rings

sleek flume
hollow tree
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Let’s talk about the Gollum game real quick…

tough comet
deft python
deft python
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hollow tree
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I wanna live my Hobbit fantasy

sleek flume
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I like to pretend it doesn't exist

wild mountain
tough comet
hollow tree
deft python
hollow tree
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And I will be the wholesome tavern wench hobbit thank u

tough comet
sleek flume
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Idk how I haven't heard of this game before

hollow tree
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It’s not out yet idk when it’s out but I’m hype for it

sleek flume
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I've been playing through Return To Moria

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Kinda lonely, but fun none the less

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Albeit it's called a "survival game" and it's not anymore survival than minecraft

deft python
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@wild mountain he said no because we only have one a 60 GB fat and he says it's his

sleek flume
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barely a survival game imo

deft python
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Thank you for your interest though

ripe forge
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Gmm

wild mountain
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i mostly just wanted one console to play ps to ps3 games on, and a ps5 for ps4-5. use my ps5 controllers on them. reduce overall wire management and save space having 4-5 consoles laying about.

sleek flume
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🤙

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Like 2 days pay lol

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Well, maybe a week depending on job.

night plume
sleek flume
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I imagine Eggo plays palworld on a bagpipe.

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Like the whole computer is just a large bagpipe

deft python
peak folio
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PS3 didn’t sell well compared to the others so there’s much fewer of them out there.

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Just as it was finally gaining momentum they did the “let’s pull linux support” thing and then PSN got hacked to oblivion.

quartz magnet
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good mornin frens

sand garden
peak folio
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Game pass is a pretty killer deal if you play a lot of games, ngl

sleek flume
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Morning Caos

wild mountain
sleek flume
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Buy one game for $60, or play 15 games for 6 months.

quartz magnet
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nice new pfp, iori

deft python
wild mountain
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(server pfp changed yesterday. 👀 )

sleek flume
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I'm still on the fence about buying more ram.

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Spending $80 on more ram for a single game seems. Silly

peak folio
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Just download more ram

sleek flume
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I could sell my other 2 sticks of ram for like 30-40

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So it would make the new ram only 50-40

night plume
# deft python No that's entirely understandable lol From my understanding the PS3 in particul...

I saw a yardsale sign one day, down the road from me.
I woke up super early on a Saturday to walk to this thing bc on that sign it said, "son going to college, video game sale."
I grabbed every bit of cash I had bc I KNEW what these parents were doing and that they didn't know wha they were selling.
My dad's girlfriend was terrified of me walking alone and wouldn't let me go, I had to be driven -.-"
No one was available until later.
By time I got there, everything was sold. The mother told me people swarmed like vultures to buy all thar cheap junk and I remember angrily mumbling, "bc that cheap junk is worth thousands and would have been mine if I was allowed to walk here."

deft python
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I think that's why I have anxiety over my things/the safety/security of them

Growing up adults in my family would just get rid of my stuff without telling me and I'd find out by asking
"Dad/Grandpa, where's xyz?"
Only to find out they got rid of it

sleek flume
peak folio
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I’d post the link but then mods will get pinged like crazy

sleek flume
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Lol

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But no, I'm being serious. It is actually possible to download more ram.

deft python
sleek flume
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In theory anyways

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Page file is just virtual ram. One could, in theory, download a program that sets the page file.

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Thus, downloading more ram.

wild mountain
night plume
frigid elk
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Morning

deft python
peak folio
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There are so many things tragic about that situation on so many levels.

sleek flume
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On a scale of 1-10, how much does everyone think Egg stinks?

peak folio
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🥚verylong_chillet_top

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Sell the boiled egg water.

night plume
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Bc of the conversation above, I keep thinking it would be an amazing(coughalsoCreepycough) business to have a gamer girl play games in decorative bathtub. During special streams, she wears a cute bathing suit and has a bubble bath and sells the water from that stream as a limited edition item. Heck, can even stream the bottling of it so everyone knows just how many bottles there are.
(On one hand, a lot of money, on the other, you have THAT popularity)

deft python
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Time to invest in a transparent bathtub and frilly swimsuits so I can make people watch me be awful at video games

night plume
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As long as you are trying and being cute at it, I think that is all that matters.

deft python
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I'm going to play demon souls on the bathtub and have an emotional breakdown

night plume
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I was thinking one of those clawfoot bathtubs though xD

deft python
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Clawfoot?

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Like the old person tall bathtub with a built in chair ?

peak folio
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And that

deft python
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OH

night plume
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The fact there are so ma y gifs of them shocks me a little

deft python
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The stereotypical bathtub™ 🛁

night plume
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Normal stream: balloons, rubber duckys, pillows, etc in the tub xD
Secial streams is the bath water and money xD

tight oxide
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theres lots of ez ways to profit off of the sex industry. problem though is that it consumes your lifestyle and its hard to get out of it

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your entire persona gets attributed to it and affects your friends/family perception of you too

night plume
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I added at the end you would suffer "THAT" popularity xD

peak folio
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Get stuck with that clientele

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For mad cash

deft python
night plume
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Now, how do I make a cute Vtuber persona and do this 🤔

deft python
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Step 1. Pay someone a lot of money to make a cute model
Step 2. Anime girl voice changer
Step 3. Stream
Step 4. Profit

night plume
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Step 5. Never get discovered >.>

deft python
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Oh but if the person making the model is Bridget Lacey she's a tracer and a scammer so don't commission her she also will never stop harassing you to try and commission her again

deft python
real vector
quartz magnet
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there free ways to get a model.
also including making your own

night plume
tight oxide
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im surprised how many people happen to be here and know about this stuff

deft python
deft python
quartz magnet
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i made some in the past, not crazy quality one, but was functional

deft python
night plume
# deft python Listen man, get that bread LOL

Oh, it wouldn't bother me, I am moreso wondering if I would survive the laughter. I'm trying to stop crying right now imagining it xD

My dad was a larger biker guy with tattoos all over xD

deft python
night plume
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Omg o.o
Dumud plays

.>
<.<
"Come derp around and find out!"
XD

deft python
mighty wren
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I caught a dumud and named him "Aroooooooooo" cuz he told me that's his name when I asked

deft python
night plume
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I think if I ever did videos I would do random avatars that fit that day and a voice changer and just have fun with it xD

real vector
# deft python Not a bad suggestion I guess my thought process was to have a unique design tha...

Yeah, the models are typically lower quality than live 2d but there's a lot of asset artists for it, and is easy to have different outfits and such since assets are very quick to swap. At least it's a starting point to where you don't have to pay hundreds for a commission and then have a viewer base of 5 people after a year if you're lucky. Genuinely even I learned how to create an avatar in it just using free assets off of booth and they looked decent all things together (albeit they got ported to VR chat so didn't have to worry about commercial use cases)

night plume
quartz magnet
night plume
quartz magnet
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awwwn

night plume
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And, if I decided to do something like that. We would need to discuss payment. That is too many images for free xD

quartz magnet
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it is? mono

night plume
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You've given me 3

quartz magnet
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really? i only remember the pfp one

night plume
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You gave me 3 versions of it

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I consider that 3 images

quartz magnet
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oooh nah. its still the same image.
just some clicks to hide the layers XD

night plume
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Microsoft word, OBEY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

humble parrot
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Hello

night plume
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Morning

humble parrot
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Kill it

quartz magnet
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ello azrelus

humble parrot
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Hi Caos

night plume
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I did, but I had to restore it bc that is a lot of rework I don't want to do xD

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Now it is just toying with me....
F it, I'll make this work >.>

humble parrot
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Open the file, copy the text, kill it

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Then paste somewhere else

quartz magnet
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niice

night plume
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I make a copy of the file, destroy the original, drag the copy in and tell it, "you're next if you don't cooperate"

sleek flume
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Lol

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Chicken gorditas for lunch today

humble parrot
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🤔

ripe forge
humble parrot
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Play it

analog eagle
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possibly ill let my gameboy charge while i make dough

humble parrot
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I'd just play it on my phone If I wanted to keep it portable

mellow cloak
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Who else wants the big ass chillet plush

earnest surge
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anyone knows how to fix game crash

humble parrot
quartz magnet
frozen bluff
humble parrot
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Hmm

peak folio
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Seen some giant unlicensed chillet plushes

humble parrot
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I'm not crazy over chillet like most people are

mellow cloak
humble parrot
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Maybe a Vixy or Flopie plushie

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Daedream would be nice too

earnest surge
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thank you

humble parrot
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Depresso?

quartz magnet
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Mozzarina plush

humble parrot
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Maybe a mozzarina puff

peak folio
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Whenever I see mozzarina I want to poke it with a needle.

humble parrot
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Think you guys call it beanbags

peak folio
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so to sit in?

night plume
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I was thinking mozzarina would make a nice beanbag bc of the size lol

frozen bluff
night plume
frozen bluff
peak folio
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lol I forgot about that. Yeah so many of the pals would float away.

wild mountain
# analog eagle makes me wanna play emerald

i recommend ruby/sapphire more than emerald. pickup is better in those 2 for this challenge run i'm doing.

starter: square shiny (sv0, if you transfer this, it'll be square in switch)
otherwise a shiny professor oak challenge. very grindy. everything in that pc is currently shiny.

frozen bluff
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New iori PFP 👀

night plume
frozen bluff
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Floating is mossanda's job

icy yoke
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i want palworld plushies more than i want to live

quartz magnet
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or the cards

frigid quail
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13k steps done ✅

frozen bluff
frigid quail
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Also my pc won't start 💀

frozen bluff
night plume
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Really starting to think I should learn to sew quickly o.O make some money on some plushies

frigid quail
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When i turn on the plug 🔌 it starts then it shuts down

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Should I call tech support

night plume
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I know some basics, but am not quick. I could probably turn out some small plushies with practice xD
(cannot use a sewing machine, has a fear of them for reasons I have yet to figure out)

night plume
frozen bluff
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I'll be seeing her this weekend for my birthday. Might bring it up 🤔

hollow tree
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I missed the lord of the rings chat Gdi

frozen bluff
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queen vale
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Toccoto has entered the chat

frozen bluff
peak folio
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Pipe bomb delivered inside a tocotoco plush

quartz magnet
frozen bluff
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"why does it smell like sulfur?"

frozen bluff
sleek flume
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Big sad :(

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They gave me bean and cheese gorditas and not chicken and cheese :(

frozen bluff
night plume
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You squeeze it, you hear a crunch.
The noises start and ramp up as the plush heats up.
It then goes pop

peak folio
sleek flume
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I really wanted a chicken gordita cat_cry

frozen bluff
frozen bluff
peak folio
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🚀✨

frigid quail
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Ooo

frozen bluff
full terrace
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I just realized I have to go to the store. I'm out of sandwich making materials

sleek flume
hollow tree
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I gotta stop at the store on the way home

humble parrot
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There was a driller in the last mission I played

frozen bluff
humble parrot
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He pinged all the goo sacks

sleek flume
frozen bluff
hollow tree
sleek flume
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Don't make the store workers suffer your stink

humble parrot
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There was also a scout, who was fed up with the driller from the goo sack spam

hollow tree
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STINKY SPAMMY EGGO

humble parrot
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And started killing all the goo sacks to shut the driller up

hollow tree
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STINKY EGGO

full terrace
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Ugh I don't wanna walk to the store 😭

sleek flume
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Stinker egger

hollow tree
humble parrot
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C4 and scouts always mix

frozen bluff
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"There is goo in the sack!"

sleek flume
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Whenever she's screams about being stinky I imagine a 4'2 redhead screaming in a Scottish accent, ' WEE BIT OF AY STINKY EGGO LADDY"

peak folio
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🤢
♨️
🥚

frozen bluff
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Sulfur egg because that's what rotten eggs smell like

quartz magnet
sleek flume
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Infact if you would be so kind, leave a voice memo of you screaming that @hollow tree

peak folio
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4’2”? That’s like a halfling.

hollow tree
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I’d end up someone’s text tone

sleek flume
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Lmao

night plume
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Mal a few moments ago - woo hoo! I found the folder my work is in!
Mal now - remembers which work this is, remembers the pain it is I don't wanna....

peak folio
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PTSD intensifies

night plume
hollow tree
peak folio
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At this point it wouldn’t surprise but certainly amuse.

hollow tree
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Maybe one day

peak folio
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You will go viral

hollow tree
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Gonna do onlyfans just for that

sleek flume
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Remember that European that tried to accuse America for being low IQ but didn't know Great Britain is 4 countries? I feel rather intelligent today because of that.

peak folio
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Weren’t they canadian?

sleek flume
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The one yelling about food was

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The other was French

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Least from what I gathered

peak folio
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Oh more goes on in here than I guessed

sleek flume
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Lol

frozen bluff
hollow tree
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Quebec and something else

sleek flume
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France wasn't he?

frozen bluff
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I have actively decided to not engage them for this reason

real vector
frozen bluff
sleek flume
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The irony of two French men from two different Frances being wrong

frozen bluff
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He's still here

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You know who won't be here though?

sleek flume
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You l

frozen bluff
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Me - gotta get back to work y'all, take it easy

sleek flume
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Lol

hollow tree
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🥺

frozen bluff
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😂

hollow tree
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The saddest reveal ever

quartz magnet
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cya cynic

sleek flume
humble parrot
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Bye Cynic

frozen bluff
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Have a good day, love Y'all

hollow tree
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What do I wanna get from the store I forgot already

sleek flume
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Well you did say his reveal was sad 😂

hollow tree
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Because he was revealing he was leaving

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Not rich

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Payday is still a week and a bit away

sleek flume
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Gordita is like $6 to make

peak folio
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No me

sleek flume
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Dear Eggo, I keep you in my best wishes.

peak folio
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I’m new here

icy yoke
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Whats up new guy

quartz magnet
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eyyy welcom

hollow tree
sleek flume
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Poor lass eats eggs for 2 meals a day

peak folio
sleek flume
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Ramen is always good.

hollow tree
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I’m kinda sick of ramen I won’t lie

sleek flume
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Hmm

hollow tree
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Part of me wants steak but like also not doable

humble parrot
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Um, Kyran isn't new

sleek flume
peak folio
hollow tree
sleek flume
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I wish I was rich.

humble parrot
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Ngl, he's kind of a yellow me

sleek flume
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Like, wiggle my nose a million dollars appears rich.

hollow tree
hollow tree
junior hawk
junior hawk
peak folio
humble parrot
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Yeah

peak folio
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*of

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Not sure if similarities extend beyond that. 😆

humble parrot
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That would be enough for twitter

hollow tree
humble parrot
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🤣

peak folio
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Just use the old generic egg that Twitter used to put as default.

red fractal
hollow tree
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Paddy tortured me then leaves

peak folio
red fractal
peak folio
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👴

red fractal
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Like the fact that games like Smash 4 is gonna be 10 years old this year

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yeah it kinda messes me up

peak folio
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Back when a post showed there were 15 replies and going into it actually had fifteen fucking replies in chronological order

red fractal
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Because I am still thinking, "nah it cant be that much time it has passed" but it has passed that much time

hollow tree
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STEAKS ARE SO MUCH HERE

sleek flume
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Because I'll torture you and stay

frigid quail
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Hiii

red fractal
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it never got old

sleek flume
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Indeed

hollow tree
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😭

sleek flume
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Like what are we talking here

hollow tree
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I might have a cheesesteak tho

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Philly cheese steak I can get minute steak

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That’s somehow cheaper and then some cheese and a baguette and salad

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Be filthy

sleek flume
hollow tree
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But we don’t get ranch here and it’s perfect with ranch

sleek flume
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For a cheap steak

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What else do you eat?

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All you talk about is spam and eggs

hollow tree
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Ummm

full terrace
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I'm kinda hungry

sleek flume
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Chicken Alfredo?

hollow tree
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I’ve never had that

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That’s my fiancés favourite tho

sleek flume
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I can make chicken Alfredo for like $3usd

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How much is a box of noodles?

hollow tree
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I love pizza!
I like lasagne

hollow tree
sleek flume
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Or bag, or glass container

sleek flume
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All noodles are priced the same in the US

hollow tree
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Like a dollar

sleek flume
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Give or take a few special noodles/brands

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And canned chicken is a thing, yes?

hollow tree
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Ew no what

sleek flume
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What?

hollow tree
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Chicken in a can?

sleek flume
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Yes?

hollow tree
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Wtf no

sleek flume
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Perfectly normal thing here lol

hollow tree
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That’s horrific

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WHAT IS THAT MONSTROSITY

sleek flume
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It's just chicken chunks

hollow tree
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TURN SLOW MOD OFF SO I CAN FREAK OUT THATS SO BAD

sleek flume
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Bruh it's just chicken cut into pieces and stored in a can lol

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With some broth

hollow tree
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COLD STINKY BROTH IN A CAN WITH SOME PRETEND CHICKEN

sleek flume
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It's perfectly normal chicken lol

hollow tree
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NO

sleek flume
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It's not pretend chicken lmao

tawdry halo
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It's no different from tuna

sleek flume
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You are in for a bajillion new food things when you migrate to America

hollow tree
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Wendy’s is my favourite takeout so far in America

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Baconator

sleek flume
hollow tree
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I’ve Never had chicken I don’t think

sleek flume
sleek flume
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What

tawdry halo
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They have good nuggets

sleek flume
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You've never had chicken?

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Wut

hollow tree
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Nah every time I travel to America and I land in the USA and I’m waiting for my connection, I’ve cleared customs and I go and find a Wendy’s and I have a baconator

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Chicken from Wendy’s

sleek flume
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Oh okay

sleek flume
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"TOOOONA IN A CAN? WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT"

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Wait til she hears our milk comes in plastic jugs... or cardboard half gallons

tawdry halo
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Five guys is pretty good but it's not exactly fast food. At least there's no drive thru

sleek flume
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@hollow tree do they have chicken in a can?

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Or is that not a thing in Scotsfarm

hollow tree
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No

hollow tree
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Ew

sleek flume
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Egg.

hollow tree
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Don’t be vile

sleek flume
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I promise you it's just normal chicken

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I will PayPal you the money to make chicken Alfredo

hollow tree
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Nope

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I’d sooner kill a chicken

red fractal
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Alfredo Sauce

sleek flume
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EAT THE GOD DAMNED CANNED CHICKEN YOU SOULLESS GINGER

hollow tree
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FUCK OFF

sleek flume
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But yes, canned chicken is just normal chicken.

hollow tree
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Nah

sleek flume
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Someday you'll experience it

hollow tree
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Will not

sleek flume
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I'll make a plan with your fiancé to make you some chicken dish with canned chicken

night plume
sleek flume
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I mean sure, there's cheap dollar store shit

hollow tree
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I mean he’s in here

sleek flume
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But Swanson or Kirkland are quality chicken

hollow tree
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He better not eat canned chicken

sleek flume
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He does.

hollow tree
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I’ll leave him

sleek flume
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I assure you

hollow tree
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Does not

sleek flume
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It might not be a regular staple in his diet but I assure you he has eaten it before

hollow tree
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Nah bro no way

sleek flume
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Ask him. Right here right now.

hollow tree
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He’s a man of taste

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@undone knot do you eat canned chicken?

hollow tree
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@undone knot I need to know

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Im more concerned I’ve eaten canned chicken and nobody has told me at this stage

sleek flume
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Lmfao

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And if you have, have you died?

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Did you know it was canned?

queen vale
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Chickens come from eggs, so it's just a natural can

sleek flume
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The answer is no.

hollow tree
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Hang on I just got confirmation he does eat canned chicken

sleek flume
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No no.

hollow tree
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HE DOESNT KNOW IF IVE EATEN IT

sleek flume
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I need proof. Here.

night plume
# hollow tree Will not

If still at store:

  • check price of different types of beef roasts. Can cut them up into multiple meals: beef tips for stew or to put in gravy over rice, big chunks for 1 to 2 roasts.
  • check prices of various chicken cuts: can make large meals with this and even make freezer meals (I do curries, pot pies, cheesy pastas).
  • you don't like potatoes, but if you like other root veggies they are filling and freeze well.
  • canned chicken breast pieces (not whole chicken in a can) is decent for casserole meals. It is a little salty so use salt sparingly.
  • I always recommend rice. You can convert all leftovers to a rice dish: leftover chicken? Teriyaki chicken over rice or chicken over rice. Leftover pork? Pork n gravy over rice(or beef). Etc.
  • if you can get a giant cut of pork, have the butcher cut it into smaller cuts. This huge cut is usually cheap and once cut up, it turns into a lot of expensive pork cuts.
sleek flume
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Jesus Mal, tldr

night plume
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That's my simplified version >.>

hollow tree
sleek flume
hollow tree
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You ping him I’m having a crisis rn

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YOU GIYS CAN BREAD?!

sleek flume
sleek flume
night plume
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I thought canned bread was British?

hollow tree
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I’ve never seen that

sleek flume
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We have one type of canned bread

junior hawk
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Egg if I catch you eating canned chicken I will burn Scotland to the ground

sleek flume
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It's some weird raisin shit

hollow tree
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YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ANY CANNED BREAD

sleek flume
queen vale
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I have never in 40 years encountered canned bread that wasn't a sandwich in a food tin

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If you grew up outside of New England, you likely haven't heard of canned bread or associate it with that one episode of Spongebob Squarepants. But as strange as it sounds, B&M Canned Brown Bread (with or without raisins) is a classic dish for New Englanders.
Not an English or British thing

sleek flume
hollow tree
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That’s vile

sleek flume
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Yes it is

junior hawk
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We used to cook bread in a can

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Wasn’t bought in it

sleek flume
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Canned chicken is fine, Eggo. You just too fancy pants

queen vale
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I mean I can imagine it'd be good for long term storage of bread.. but .. i also can't imagine it tastes good

sleek flume
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Whatever the fuck 'brown bread' is it's terrible.

queen vale
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Brown bread isn't bad, but Canned brown bread.. it just looks ... chewy

hollow tree
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Disgusting

sleek flume
gentle birch
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This channel seems weird to me

sleek flume
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And I mean no, fresh chicken is always better than canned. But canned chicken is fine for pastas or casseroles

sleek flume
gentle birch
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I’m use to it

sleek flume
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Chicken salad is ezpz with canned chicken

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Some mayonnaise, couple cans of chicken, strained, throw celery in, bam.

hollow tree
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THE CONVERSATION I AM HAVINF WITH MY OARTNER IS NOT GOOD

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@undone knot DIRTY CAN EATER

gentle birch
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I dislike mayonnaise

sleek flume
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No one asked you Paddy, go back to being a shit head elsewhere

hollow tree
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Oi be nice

sleek flume
hollow tree
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No we’re getting divorced

sleek flume
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Lmfao

junior hawk
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Go back to your nasty canned chicken

sleek flume
gentle birch
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Grilled is better

sleek flume
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@undone knot what have you done

undone knot
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It was the canned chicken that did it.

sleek flume
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So you HAVE had canned chicken

junior hawk
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AMD QUIT UNBLOCKING MY COMMENTS AND READING THEM! Who does that!

hollow tree
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HE EATS CANS

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He dares question my taste?!

undone knot
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yeh, its good

sleek flume
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Lmao

undone knot
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if it isnt its because you dont know how to cook

junior hawk
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I’d divorce him to egg

sleek flume
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I mean, we can agree fresh is better sure. But canned chicken works fine for some things

hollow tree
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I CAN COOK

junior hawk
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Mans eats canned chicken he can’t be trusted

undone knot
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Yeah, no fair. litterally every type of chicken is above it on the totem pole

sleek flume
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Facts

undone knot
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but it still works for like only chicken salad or... I dont know what else

gentle birch
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Ribs are better

sleek flume
gentle birch
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Just saying

undone knot
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Ribs are only good if you get good ribs.

hollow tree
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Yuck

sleek flume
undone knot
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Yeah casseroles

junior hawk
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Ribs are fuckin delicious

undone knot
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like theres a total of 3 dishes you can make with the stuff

gentle birch
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Hey I can grill some mean ribs

undone knot
glad steppe
gentle birch
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Best way is to smoke them 🌫️

sleek flume
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Girl eats spam. Yet canned chicken is where she draws the line.

undone knot
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Dont believe this femoid. She wont eat rice, hates potato. Wont touch most breads.

sleek flume
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Oh I blocked her yesterday when she said she hates potatoes

junior hawk
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Canned chicken is some third world, wartime ration, bull shit

glad steppe
undone knot
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litterally anything made with potato

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except maybe potato chips

glad steppe
sleek flume
hollow tree
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Maaaaan

sleek flume
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Her heart has been shattered

hollow tree
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You got no taste

glad steppe
undone knot
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pickle

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mayonaise

hollow tree
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Nothing wearing with pickle

sleek flume
hollow tree
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Yes

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Pickle dipped in mayo

undone knot
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...

glad steppe
sleek flume
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That sounds disgusting

hollow tree
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Godly

junior hawk
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Has anyone explained to egg the amount of potatos Americans cook with?

sleek flume
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Like that would legit make me throw up

undone knot
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it is disgusting

glad steppe
night plume
sleek flume
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America eats more potatoes than Ireland.

junior hawk
glad steppe
hollow tree
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You guys eat grits I don’t wanna ever hear it

sleek flume
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I don't

night plume
# hollow tree You got no taste

My question is: does the fiance use canned chicken breast or whole chicken in a can? Whole chicken in a can cannot be forgiven

hollow tree
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Vile

sleek flume
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Grits are disgusting

undone knot
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whole canned chicken is a sin against humanity

night plume
hollow tree
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It’s like eating phlegm

sleek flume
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Grits are terrible

junior hawk
undone knot
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also grits are an aquired taste. But they're damn good

hollow tree
sleek flume
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Texture, taste, smells, even the visual.

night plume
glad steppe
sleek flume
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Lots of bits of chicken. Just connected.

hollow tree
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…. I’m about to become a vegetarian

undone knot
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You love sauage too much to do that

night plume
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I want to make grits for people so they know what they are supposed to LOOK and TASTE like x.x

junior hawk
hollow tree
sleek flume
glad steppe
undone knot
night plume
hollow tree
undone knot
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whats wrong with beats?

hollow tree
sleek flume
glad steppe
hollow tree
junior hawk
night plume
hollow tree
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I eat everything with mayo

sleek flume
#

A soup that uses Italian sausage

glad steppe
undone knot
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Like boba tea

sleek flume
gentle birch
#

I hate both pickles mayo mustard potato salad relish onions alcohol beer wine ranch and any other type of dressing beats as well 🤣 give me a burger, hot dog, pizza, ribs, chicken, steak, any kind of meat and I’m yours.

hollow tree
night plume
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Pickled beets are yummy

sleek flume
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No

undone knot
hollow tree
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Can confirm I bite often

undone knot
hollow tree
sleek flume
#

So wait a moment.

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Does she.

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Dip nugggets

undone knot
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Yes.

sleek flume
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Omfg

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blocked

night plume
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Nuggets go in ketchup

hollow tree
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Yeah I dip nuggets in mayo

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THATS NOT EVEN WEIRD

undone knot
#

A lunchable is fine quisine for her.

junior hawk
#

Who doesn’t dip nuggets?

sleek flume
#

I have never heard of anyone doing that

undone knot
#

I once got a bunch of capri suns just to see the smile on her face

sleek flume
#

Lmfao

hollow tree
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I’d like to point out this fine specimen took me to Cheesecake Factory and I almost cried because I liked 7/11 cheese cake better

hollow tree
sleek flume
#

Btw Egg. I'mma ruin something for you.

hollow tree
#

Please don’t

sleek flume
#

Chicken nuggets are worse chicken than canned chicken.

full terrace
#

Hmmm I don't understand the conversation happening lol

sleek flume
#

Like legit.

hollow tree
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I don’t care they don’t come from a can

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They come golden and beautiful

deft python
sleek flume
#

Canned chicken is fresh chicken, cut up and stored5in a can. Chicken nuggets are not even 100% chicken. Canned chicken is 100% chicken.

hollow tree
#

Also Astro introduced me to the 20 chicken nuggies McDonald’s do and hoooooo mama

sleek flume
deft python
junior hawk
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I’m about to start a fight with my gf about not buying capri suns and you guys caused this

hollow tree
#

I never had Wendy’s chicken just the baconator because I hate myself

sleek flume
#

Why did nuggets get 3 Gs

deft python
hollow tree
hollow tree
peak folio
#

Children food.

sleek flume
#

Some Wendy's have 50 piece nuggets

peak folio
#

Made with real children

junior hawk
deft python
#

When you order the family bundle

hollow tree
#

He also got me Taco Bell one time and oooooof

sleek flume
sleek flume
#

$10 for 50 nuggets.

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Best deal in fast food

undone knot
stone harbor
#

Hmm

peak folio
undone knot
#

wait let me check this.

sleek flume
#

Not every Wendy's has does it

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I've had it in Florida, Texas and Kentucky

hollow tree
#

I’m about to be the greasiest, fattest immigrant you’ve ever seen if this is real

undone knot
#

you must live in chickentown usa.

peak folio
#

Holy crap

hollow tree
#

I’m about to actually bleed chicken grease

full terrace
#

Now I really want chicken nuggets

sleek flume
#

It's been a while since I had the 50pc, must have gone up

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But still, 15 bucks ain't bad

deft python
deft python
hollow tree
deft python
hollow tree
#

Liquid can come in pouches, any food in a pouch is for cats

peak folio
#

The reddit showed several prices but it validates the existence

full terrace
#

Does anyone ever feel very out of place sometimes? 🤣

sleek flume
deft python
hollow tree
sleek flume
#

It is

night plume
sleek flume
#

Egg, there are many ways to package food 😂

deft python
night plume
sleek flume
#

It's not gross?

hollow tree
#

Milk in a bag I’ve seen and it’s wrong

full terrace
deft python
sleek flume
#

It's literally just Bumblebee Tuna in a pouch lol

peak folio
#

The other day I learned central europeans package soup like a sausage link.

night plume
#

Any tuna that is not a fresh cut is gross xD

deft python
sleek flume
full terrace
#

I don't think I've ever had fresh cut tuna

full terrace
hollow tree
#

Tuna steak is good

deft python
#

The only way I eat fish is when it's fresh fish and fried lol

sleek flume
#

Ask fiancé, he's probably had this too 😂

deft python
night plume
#

I bought some tuna that was on sale, slow cooked it in a pan, added some fancy soy sauce right at the end, was good.

Then mearned that my on sale tuna was a trick o.o there were only 2 fillets in the bag!

deft python
sleek flume
peak folio
#

mmm, delicious citizenship

night plume
deft python
sleek flume
full terrace
sleek flume
#

I think Egg is hyperventilating on the floor

full terrace
#

Not Canadian anymore

night plume
queen vale
#

@hollow tree BREATHE GIRL BREATHE

sleek flume
peak swallow
#

Zzz

deft python
full terrace
queen vale
hollow tree
deft python
sleek flume
#

Fresh tuna and canned/pouch tuna have two very different uses.

full terrace
deft python
#

If you looked at my passport it'll have my duel citizenship on it

It's almost like multi-national exists...

sleek flume
night plume
deft python
#

And also

eat that Angela Merkel

full terrace
sleek flume
#

Mmm.... De... Lic... vomits

hollow tree
#

That first one looks good

hollow tree
full terrace
sleek flume
#

It looks like a marshmallow coated in peanuty shit

full terrace
#

Most food isn't appetizing looking imo

#

I think looks are irrelevant though

sleek flume
deft python
sleek flume
#

Then we have the British

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Fuckin stargazy pie

full terrace
sleek flume
#

Literally the most disgusting 'food' to ever exist.

deft python
peak folio
#

Do we have any emoji for British cuisine? 😅

deft python
#

Unless you want to combat Angela Merkel /j /j (Government this is a joke) (please don't add me to a list)