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Whut
We were talking about language translation
Oh yeah? Language translation as a concept is neat
GUYS IT HAPPENED
What happened
MFW the ML translation makes no mention of homosexuals ||the word for homosexual didn't exist when the enlightenment happened|| 👁️
They back dated my pay!!! Next week I’m getting what i am owed
Nice nice
We're listening 🧘 🧘
Gonna go do a backflip
Good to know you're finally getting what you are owed
You gonna break your neck
YES BUT ILL BE RICH
Okay not rich but at least it’s something and I can pay off all the debt I’ve racked up and eat proper food
Pace the payments appropriately so you don't use it all too quickly and find you have something more pressing needing to be paid
We're RICH
You turned into a Disney character?
Yes I used fotor to remove the background off an image. I have no Photoshop skills 👁️
Awe yeaaaah
Walking into chat and seeing an oblong black and yellow looking thing I wasn’t sure what it was supposed to be.
No more spam
A wee-
I don’t see it.
Ever played DRG?
Hey! There is gold here!
I'm working on this right now as I'm also working lol
We're rich!
We're RICH
Hmm, might play for a bit, even if I have no assignments
I will, we can also play later if you want
We will see what I get up to. Anything can happen in my work day
Alright
But if it goes good, then yeah we should be able to if I don't get dragged along for phasmo rounds
Nope, which explains why I didn’t recognize it
Play DRG 🫵
😂
Stolen
Thank you guys ❤️
i stopped buying so many games because i need to save for college
Why are you thanking me? I didn't do anything
Also I’ll eat MORE spam
Nice
@ discord moderator I'm being harassed
The fact hooker and I posted Monty Python gifs in the same breath
Intake is closed today, so yeet
That will be nice. I think I just have to move some furniture at work today
With all that extra money, you could invest it in something I found..
Monty Python is vital culture
"I DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU"
A belle delphine keyboard set. Sells for $220. I bet you $30 I can sell it for $2000-10,000

If i/we got one with her bath water infused into the keycap, could sell it for 15k-20k
I'm super tempted to buy one and (scalp) sell it.
Just one tho, I'm not a lowlife scalper.
It amazes me how far people will go
All you gotta do is say it's the one she owned previously. Neckbeards and simps are easy to manipulate like that
Bath water infused keyboard
"Doesn't work"
:thonk:
Bath water cooled PC
Naw 😂
This is gradually getting increasingly cursed
Dragons, Raiders, and Guardians?
Don't risk gold?
Down right gilded?
….. at least it would be functional
No but I'm serious.
Well, I was replying to a message. Guess discord told me no xD
Gold?!
$220, will absolutely make a at minimum $1000
🤔
There's no mission control to worry about here
Today is an off day for me
Mission control at my job are the supervisors with white hardhats
atleast its not gamer girl sweat. 
That would probably sell for more tbh
Naw 💀
I think a jar of her bath water sold for like 19k
Yeah cuz there's labor involved 😂
Personally I love Belle, for the same reason I love Musk.
People hate her simply for existing. And for some reason that amuses me greatly.
Why's that?
But do you love Belle’s musk?
yes
😆
💀
#cursed-topic
It would be easier to just get a girlfriend to play games with tbh
Are you sure?
I’m not sure that would stop these people tbh
I have the option of spending all my money on a jar of water from a chick I'll never hope to meet, versus going to a convention and meeting someone 😂
I can't do things like that though 🤣
Why not?
I can't travel for mental and physical health reasons
Damn
Unfortunate to hear
I’m thanking people who wished me well and helped me I can’t express how wonderful it is
I love you Eggy 😭
It's not that bad. I'm mostly a homebody anyways lol
Ah, then my pleasure
I gotta get back to work y'all, see y'all later
Kept me off the loan sharks and all that
Bai
I hope good friday says what it does.
I saw the good news, I got some of my own not too long ago too. Good days all around lol
People who hate musk are just ignorant. You dont need to love him, but he is a very important figure and is really impressive
pretty unhealthly too
That’s great!!
Also Elon Musk is a parasite
Good morning frickers!!!
like your hating him so much, it might as be fallin in love with him
I hate Elon musk because he has yet to give me one million dollars
Oh man, got pots of gold and gold rush....I'm rich
I just think he’s a parasite like every other multibillionaire out there
I mean sure
I still find it hilarious people hate him basically for existing
And most have no reason
They just.. Do.
How did a person's musk get turned into Elon hate?
100%.
You cannot be a good person and be rich. It's just not possible.
You sold your soul to the devil and/or built an empire on the backs of the poor/slaves.
More often than not it’s reasons they heard over the game of telephone.
Facts
Like when he bought Twitter and literally brought a sink in, 'let that sink in'
People were so furious at that act alone
😆
I found it fuckin hilarious
Like, at least have a valid reason for hating someone
Every news outlet makes a killing just putting his name in like every headline cause everyone goes gaga
Then theres people like me who saw it and went "I guess he's saying Twitter's sunk after his purchase"
That makes no sense but aight
Twitter isn't any worse or better since he bought it tbh
Still a garbage cess pool
Just now people can equally be garbage instead of just one side...
The back end seems much better despite him firing like everybody.
But the culture is still pretty terrible. 😆
I noticed Twitter and sometimes even Instagram too has the tendency to follow this weird thought process. It's like "oh this person did this one bad thing?_ so clearly they did every other bad thing that exist as well!_"
He literally disbanded the safety and trust team.. I'm not sure how it hasn't changed any
As he said, "turns out you don't need 500 employees when you don't silence everything you don't agree with"
Anf then there are people like me still trying to figure out how talking about musk, the scent, meant people disliked Elon xD
I forgot Threads existed, but.....I don't use it.
That's the general mindset of the human race this day and age unfortunately
Muskrat moment
There’s a lot more to it than that
i think its gotten better. you dont get censored just for disagreeing with some irrelevant "moderators". people should be allowed to say what they want, even if its offensive
Oh I know, but you get the gist
He’s banning people for calling him Muskrat 😂
Lmao
He got compared to Belle
It feels really brain-dead imo
Like we're people we all have our faults but we're not comic books supervillains
Sure some people do actually do all of the bad things but most people don't
Fragile Ego Moment
Belle is our queen let's be honest.
But don't forget y'all he's an Alpha Sigma male or whatever
The human race or social media?
( both)
Yuh
Do y'all prefer Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series, PS5 or PC?
Belle's musk? That comment? Her musk? O.o
I like switch for when I’m travelling
The one before that
pc - linux specifically
Also love your pfp @sand garden
Why would I prefer an inferior device when I have the stupendous Personal Computer
Whatever's got the games™ I want to play
These days I mostly play PS5 and PC although sometimes switch for pokemon
Ah, found it. My confusion is solved.
Cuddles in bed!! Local co-op!
Doable on pc too
Thanks, I like yours, too. ^^
How do I put the PC in bed when it's on my desk 😭
That's what controllers are for, love.
That is just not how my room is set up and I apologize
That's reasonable. ^^
Nintendo NES up to Gamecube.
Ps2
Xbox
Genesis
PC can fill in the rest for me
We'd be staring at a wall with the PC next to us
The switch is pretty slick, ngl
Aim it at the ceiling or wall
I grew up playing PS2 in my teenager days.
But then we might have to move her TV or maybe we could put a blanket over the TV I don't know man
It’s just pain when docking the switch to a large screen tv
Why buy a switch when the Steam Deck exists
Some people got switches before the steam deck came out
Skil issue
The switch is literally the reason the steamdeck exists
I'm some people 💀
(I'm just shit posting today)
Yeah but there’s a hobbit cozy game coming to switch that I want so…
playstation 3 
It was a gift though so I didn't pay for it
If people can afford to get a Steam Deck, sure.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how weird is it that I own three PlayStation 3s
Tales of the Shire
steam deck is much better than switch nowadays
Nah I want it on switch
60gb fats launch models?
I will devour anything lord of the rings
Looks perfect for the deck too
I can’t afford a deck
Let’s talk about the Gollum game real quick…
do you have 5 playstation 5's?
I don't remember I just remember my partner had two and I had one and then together we have three PlayStation 3 s
Not yet 🤣
do we have to
I wanna live my Hobbit fantasy
I like to pretend it doesn't exist
if you don't want one... i'm looking for a 60gb fat model specifically. (they're the only ones that are backwards compatible with physical games. different model is software compatible)
you want to become Gollum?
SMÉAGOL WAS A CREATURE CLOSE TO A HOBBIT BUT NOT A HOBBIT 😠
I'll ask my love about it! He's the one with the big technology brain 🧠
And I will be the wholesome tavern wench hobbit thank u

Idk how I haven't heard of this game before
It’s not out yet idk when it’s out but I’m hype for it
I've been playing through Return To Moria
Kinda lonely, but fun none the less
Albeit it's called a "survival game" and it's not anymore survival than minecraft
@wild mountain he said no because we only have one a 60 GB fat and he says it's his
barely a survival game imo
Thank you for your interest though
Gmm
slams briefcase of cash onto table how much?
(makes me sad. been looking for years and the only ones i see online are either overpriced or spare parts..)
i mostly just wanted one console to play ps to ps3 games on, and a ps5 for ps4-5. use my ps5 controllers on them. reduce overall wire management and save space having 4-5 consoles laying about.
Once you're here in the US, you can afford one in no time
🤙
Like 2 days pay lol
Well, maybe a week depending on job.
Check online to see if you can find game and console repair shops. They sometimes have the older consoles cleaned up and as new for purchase at reasonable prices. I get my NES repaired at a local one here.
I imagine Eggo plays palworld on a bagpipe.
Like the whole computer is just a large bagpipe
No that's entirely understandable lol
From my understanding the PS3 in particular is hard to come by
I only wish my dad hasn't sold the old original PlayStation for 5$ at a garage sale
No wonder that man buying it seemed so happy, my dad was scamming himself
PS3 didn’t sell well compared to the others so there’s much fewer of them out there.
Just as it was finally gaining momentum they did the “let’s pull linux support” thing and then PSN got hacked to oblivion.
good mornin frens
That's what I use. xP Either on PC Game Pass or Xbox GP.
Game pass is a pretty killer deal if you play a lot of games, ngl
Morning Caos
the playstation situation was basically my old ps3. i used to have the original model, was away at uni and my mom decided to do some cleaning. sold it for really low price (free cause she hates electronics).
Buy one game for $60, or play 15 games for 6 months.
nice new pfp, iori
The one with the PS2 in it? 
So true
I stream and play random games sometimes just because you can with the game pass
And no guilt or shame if you don't like it or play it a lot because you didn't buy the individual game
Oh nice, a new pfp for Lori.
NOOOOOO
I'm so sorry man 😔
(server pfp changed yesterday. 👀 )
I'm still on the fence about buying more ram.
Spending $80 on more ram for a single game seems. Silly
Just download more ram
I could sell my other 2 sticks of ram for like 30-40
So it would make the new ram only 50-40
I saw a yardsale sign one day, down the road from me.
I woke up super early on a Saturday to walk to this thing bc on that sign it said, "son going to college, video game sale."
I grabbed every bit of cash I had bc I KNEW what these parents were doing and that they didn't know wha they were selling.
My dad's girlfriend was terrified of me walking alone and wouldn't let me go, I had to be driven -.-"
No one was available until later.
By time I got there, everything was sold. The mother told me people swarmed like vultures to buy all thar cheap junk and I remember angrily mumbling, "bc that cheap junk is worth thousands and would have been mine if I was allowed to walk here."
I think that's why I have anxiety over my things/the safety/security of them
Growing up adults in my family would just get rid of my stuff without telling me and I'd find out by asking
"Dad/Grandpa, where's xyz?"
Only to find out they got rid of it
Funny enough, that is actually possible
I’d post the link but then mods will get pinged like crazy
NGL I would have just walked
That's awful! I can't fathom how people are just so okay with that sort of thing
Also if people are swarming to get it I feel like that should be a sign that it's not "cheap junk"
In theory anyways
Page file is just virtual ram. One could, in theory, download a program that sets the page file.
Thus, downloading more ram.
Sounds fun. i'm interested 😄
You would think they would have realized it, but they just thought it was other people collecting it.
I felt sorry for the guy when I read the yard sale sign. Going off to college, expecting his stuff to be left alone, and he is going to come home to it all gone....
Morning
I'd actually cry
This is why you can't trust other people with your things
There are so many things tragic about that situation on so many levels.
On a scale of 1-10, how much does everyone think Egg stinks?
Bc of the conversation above, I keep thinking it would be an amazing(coughalsoCreepycough) business to have a gamer girl play games in decorative bathtub. During special streams, she wears a cute bathing suit and has a bubble bath and sells the water from that stream as a limited edition item. Heck, can even stream the bottling of it so everyone knows just how many bottles there are.
(On one hand, a lot of money, on the other, you have THAT popularity)
Time to invest in a transparent bathtub and frilly swimsuits so I can make people watch me be awful at video games
As long as you are trying and being cute at it, I think that is all that matters.
I'm going to play demon souls on the bathtub and have an emotional breakdown
I was thinking one of those clawfoot bathtubs though xD
And that
OH
The fact there are so ma y gifs of them shocks me a little
The stereotypical bathtub™ 🛁
Normal stream: balloons, rubber duckys, pillows, etc in the tub xD
Secial streams is the bath water and money xD
theres lots of ez ways to profit off of the sex industry. problem though is that it consumes your lifestyle and its hard to get out of it
your entire persona gets attributed to it and affects your friends/family perception of you too
I added at the end you would suffer "THAT" popularity xD
I don't have irl friends anyway
Where's my money
Now, how do I make a cute Vtuber persona and do this 🤔
Step 1. Pay someone a lot of money to make a cute model
Step 2. Anime girl voice changer
Step 3. Stream
Step 4. Profit
Step 5. Never get discovered >.>
Oh but if the person making the model is Bridget Lacey she's a tracer and a scammer so don't commission her she also will never stop harassing you to try and commission her again
Reminds me of a meme/show clip I saw where a girl discovered her dad was a vtuber and that's how he supported the family LOL
Side note vroid is a free software and you can find cheap textures on websites like booth, so the "pay someone lots of money" doesn't have to be lots of money if you're willing to go that route over a live2d model
there free ways to get a model.
also including making your own
I am just imagining how I would react if I found out my dad was a cute girl vtuber xD
im surprised how many people happen to be here and know about this stuff
Yeah but if you don't already make digital art™ it could be really hard
Listen man, get that bread LOL
i made some in the past, not crazy quality one, but was functional
Not a bad suggestion
I guess my thought process was to have a unique design that stands out but you're probably good as long as it's a generic looking waifu lol
Oh, it wouldn't bother me, I am moreso wondering if I would survive the laughter. I'm trying to stop crying right now imagining it xD
My dad was a larger biker guy with tattoos all over xD
I'm proud of you 👏
Omg o.o
Dumud plays
.>
<.<
"Come derp around and find out!"
XD
Truly a duality
I'd probably laugh my ass off too
id watch
I caught a dumud and named him "Aroooooooooo" cuz he told me that's his name when I asked
Don't be we're on discord 😔
We're all weird here even if we seem to look normal sometimes lol
I think if I ever did videos I would do random avatars that fit that day and a voice changer and just have fun with it xD
Yeah, the models are typically lower quality than live 2d but there's a lot of asset artists for it, and is easy to have different outfits and such since assets are very quick to swap. At least it's a starting point to where you don't have to pay hundreds for a commission and then have a viewer base of 5 people after a year if you're lucky. Genuinely even I learned how to create an avatar in it just using free assets off of booth and they looked decent all things together (albeit they got ported to VR chat so didn't have to worry about commercial use cases)
raises hand
I'm this weird in person too. My coworkers come to check on me often to make sure I don't think my computer is talking back.
i could make a edit on that pfp to make the closed mouth image, so ya could use as PNGtuber dumud
I don't have the internet to even attempt it. It took me so many hours to upload a 5 second video to youtube :p and it was crappy quality.
awwwn
And, if I decided to do something like that. We would need to discuss payment. That is too many images for free xD
it is? 
You've given me 3
really? i only remember the pfp one
oooh nah. its still the same image.
just some clicks to hide the layers XD
Microsoft word, OBEY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hello
It isn't obeying >.>
Morning
Kill it
ello azrelus
Hi Caos
I did, but I had to restore it bc that is a lot of rework I don't want to do xD
Now it is just toying with me....
F it, I'll make this work >.>
niice
I make a copy of the file, destroy the original, drag the copy in and tell it, "you're next if you don't cooperate"
🤔
makes me wanna play emerald
I thought you said chicken gorillas for a sec
Play it
possibly ill let my gameboy charge while i make dough
I'd just play it on my phone If I wanted to keep it portable
Who else wants the big ass chillet plush
anyone knows how to fix game crash
i want a chillet plush in general, dont matter if got big or flat ass
#pal-server-help #palworld-help are two channels you can reference for help with the game, friend
Hmm
Seen some giant unlicensed chillet plushes
I'm not crazy over chillet like most people are
Ikr, but there are ones that are 70 inches and i want one for my couch or bed
thank you
Depresso?
Mozzarina plush
Maybe a mozzarina puff
Whenever I see mozzarina I want to poke it with a needle.
Think you guys call it beanbags
so to sit in?
I was thinking mozzarina would make a nice beanbag bc of the size lol
My pleasure
BQHDHWHWB
B4 they released the big bug fix, my mozzarina kept floating away. I'd watch it just start floating and try to run, afraid. Kept thinking I needed a needle to pop it and bring it back down xD
Appropriate reaction
lol I forgot about that. Yeah so many of the pals would float away.
Their people needed them
i recommend ruby/sapphire more than emerald. pickup is better in those 2 for this challenge run i'm doing.
starter: square shiny (sv0, if you transfer this, it'll be square in switch)
otherwise a shiny professor oak challenge. very grindy. everything in that pc is currently shiny.
New iori PFP 👀
Everyone else floated into the ceiling of my building and died of starvation. Mozzarina floated... away xD
Went to find the one piece
Floating is mossanda's job
i want palworld plushies more than i want to live
13k steps done ✅
Nice!
Also my pc won't start 💀
Not so nice!
Really starting to think I should learn to sew quickly o.O make some money on some plushies
Idk what's going on
When i turn on the plug 🔌 it starts then it shuts down
Should I call tech support
I know some basics, but am not quick. I could probably turn out some small plushies with practice xD
(cannot use a sewing machine, has a fear of them for reasons I have yet to figure out)
My sister crochets stuff
flails at the chat if she is looking for some quick cash, it seems it might be here :p
I'll be seeing her this weekend for my birthday. Might bring it up 🤔
I missed the lord of the rings chat Gdi
I'll have to see what she actually made me because she did mention it
She's the hardest one to read of my entire family so she either made me a Palworld plushie or a pipe bomb
Toccoto has entered the chat
That's more C4 than pipe bomb
"why does it smell like sulfur?"
So an actual working Toccoto?
Possibly 🤔
Why big sad?
You squeeze it, you hear a crunch.
The noises start and ramp up as the plush heats up.
It then goes pop
That’s a pretty immersive Star Citizen setup there.
I really wanted a chicken gordita 
NASA computer attempting to render Minecraft shaders
Ah they loaded that bitch with nitroglycerin. Rookie mistake
🚀✨
Ooo
Might as well be a breakfast burrito
I just realized I have to go to the store. I'm out of sandwich making materials
Facts
I gotta stop at the store on the way home
There was a driller in the last mission I played
"when I get back, it's sandwich time"
He pinged all the goo sacks
No, go straight home
As he should
I’m not ordering takeout again I ain’t rich
Don't make the store workers suffer your stink
There was also a scout, who was fed up with the driller from the goo sack spam
STINKY EGG
STINKY SPAMMY EGGO
I was not this scout
And started killing all the goo sacks to shut the driller up
STINKY EGGO
Ugh I don't wanna walk to the store 😭
Stinker egger
STINKY EGG
C4 and scouts always mix
I would have joined his ass
"There is goo in the sack!"
Whenever she's screams about being stinky I imagine a 4'2 redhead screaming in a Scottish accent, ' WEE BIT OF AY STINKY EGGO LADDY"
🤢
♨️
🥚
Sulfur egg because that's what rotten eggs smell like

Infact if you would be so kind, leave a voice memo of you screaming that @hollow tree
4’2”? That’s like a halfling.
I’d end up someone’s text tone
Lmao
Mal a few moments ago - woo hoo! I found the folder my work is in!
Mal now - remembers which work this is, remembers the pain it is I don't wanna....
PTSD intensifies
Could you imagine if you did the voice line, were walking through a store one day, then heard it on someone's phone? XD
Just browsing soup and all of a sudden a dull vibration and “STINKY EGGO STINKY SPAMMY EGG” blasts out
At this point it wouldn’t surprise but certainly amuse.
Lmfao
Please I beg you
Maybe one day
You will go viral
Gonna do onlyfans just for that
Remember that European that tried to accuse America for being low IQ but didn't know Great Britain is 4 countries? I feel rather intelligent today because of that.
Weren’t they canadian?
Oh more goes on in here than I guessed
Lol
If you want to feel more intelligent, there's some kind of philosophy nerd that touts philosophy as actual intelligence
Quebec and something else
France wasn't he?
I have actively decided to not engage them for this reason
Welcome to off topic chats, no one knows wtf goes on in these
Nah I think he's something else
The irony of two French men from two different Frances being wrong
You l
Me - gotta get back to work y'all, take it easy
Lol
🥺
😂
The saddest reveal ever
cya cynic
Damn he can still read that
Bye Cynic
Have a good day, love Y'all
I DIDNT WANT HIM TO LEAVE
What do I wanna get from the store I forgot already
Well you did say his reveal was sad 😂
Gortida
Because he was revealing he was leaving
Not rich
Payday is still a week and a bit away
Gordita is like $6 to make
No me
Dear Eggo, I keep you in my best wishes.
I’m new here
Whats up new guy
eyyy welcom
Not here
Poor lass eats eggs for 2 meals a day
No idea I’m so confused.
I’m kinda sick of ramen I won’t lie
Hmm
Part of me wants steak but like also not doable
Um, Kyran isn't new
Buy some hamburger and shape it like a steak 😂

I might
I wish I was rich.
Ngl, he's kind of a yellow me
Like, wiggle my nose a million dollars appears rich.
STOP THAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Same 😂
Cause it’s the closest to steak I could give you duh
That looks dry as fuck lol
Because if left facing cartoon dragons?
Yeah
That would be enough for twitter
🥺 just made me want it more
🤣
Just use the old generic egg that Twitter used to put as default.
Back when stars were a thing
Paddy tortured me then leaves
Ancient times
Almost 10 years ago
👴
Like the fact that games like Smash 4 is gonna be 10 years old this year
yeah it kinda messes me up
Back when a post showed there were 15 replies and going into it actually had fifteen fucking replies in chronological order
Because I am still thinking, "nah it cant be that much time it has passed" but it has passed that much time
WHY
STEAKS ARE SO MUCH HERE
Because I'll torture you and stay
Hiii
Goes into the many times Tom And Jerry did the joke of the giant steak shrinking after grilling or cooking it
it never got old
Indeed
😭
I meeeean I have sirloin I think usually so like $14
I might have a cheesesteak tho
Philly cheese steak I can get minute steak
That’s somehow cheaper and then some cheese and a baguette and salad
Be filthy
That's about average here
But we don’t get ranch here and it’s perfect with ranch
Ummm
I'm kinda hungry
Chicken Alfredo?
I love pizza!
I like lasagne
Like spaghetti?
Or bag, or glass container
Like a dollar
Ew no what
What?
Chicken in a can?
Yes?
Wtf no
It's just chicken chunks
TURN SLOW MOD OFF SO I CAN FREAK OUT THATS SO BAD
COLD STINKY BROTH IN A CAN WITH SOME PRETEND CHICKEN
It's perfectly normal chicken lol
NO
It's not pretend chicken lmao
It's no different from tuna
You are in for a bajillion new food things when you migrate to America
Guess what they use the same chicken 😂
NOT IN THE BACONATOR
I’ve Never had chicken I don’t think
Dave's Double with tomato and pickle.
They have good nuggets
Nah every time I travel to America and I land in the USA and I’m waiting for my connection, I’ve cleared customs and I go and find a Wendy’s and I have a baconator
Chicken from Wendy’s
Oh okay
So like, I feel we could be besties and the four of us could go eat basic ass food and you'd be bewildered
"TOOOONA IN A CAN? WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT"
Wait til she hears our milk comes in plastic jugs... or cardboard half gallons
Five guys is pretty good but it's not exactly fast food. At least there's no drive thru
No
Ew
Egg.
Don’t be vile
I promise you it's just normal chicken
I will PayPal you the money to make chicken Alfredo
Alfredo Sauce
EAT THE GOD DAMNED CANNED CHICKEN YOU SOULLESS GINGER
FUCK OFF
Nah
Someday you'll experience it
Will not
I'll make a plan with your fiancé to make you some chicken dish with canned chicken
IT DEPENDS! I told someone to get canned chicken and the can chicken available to them was some really weird stuff
I mean sure, there's cheap dollar store shit
I mean he’s in here
But Swanson or Kirkland are quality chicken
He better not eat canned chicken
He does.
I’ll leave him
I assure you
Does not
It might not be a regular staple in his diet but I assure you he has eaten it before
Nah bro no way
Ask him. Right here right now.
@undone knot I need to know
Im more concerned I’ve eaten canned chicken and nobody has told me at this stage
Chickens come from eggs, so it's just a natural can
The answer is no.
Hang on I just got confirmation he does eat canned chicken
No no.
HE DOESNT KNOW IF IVE EATEN IT
I need proof. Here.
If still at store:
- check price of different types of beef roasts. Can cut them up into multiple meals: beef tips for stew or to put in gravy over rice, big chunks for 1 to 2 roasts.
- check prices of various chicken cuts: can make large meals with this and even make freezer meals (I do curries, pot pies, cheesy pastas).
- you don't like potatoes, but if you like other root veggies they are filling and freeze well.
- canned chicken breast pieces (not whole chicken in a can) is decent for casserole meals. It is a little salty so use salt sparingly.
- I always recommend rice. You can convert all leftovers to a rice dish: leftover chicken? Teriyaki chicken over rice or chicken over rice. Leftover pork? Pork n gravy over rice(or beef). Etc.
- if you can get a giant cut of pork, have the butcher cut it into smaller cuts. This huge cut is usually cheap and once cut up, it turns into a lot of expensive pork cuts.
Jesus Mal, tldr
That's my simplified version >.>
Thank you that’s actually helpful
I NEED PROOF HERE.
Just teasing ya buddy :peepoHeart:
What?
I thought canned bread was British?
I’ve never seen that
We have one type of canned bread
Egg if I catch you eating canned chicken I will burn Scotland to the ground
It's some weird raisin shit
YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ANY CANNED BREAD
I’ll do it myself
IT'S BRITISH ITS NOT EVEN US
I have never in 40 years encountered canned bread that wasn't a sandwich in a food tin
If you grew up outside of New England, you likely haven't heard of canned bread or associate it with that one episode of Spongebob Squarepants. But as strange as it sounds, B&M Canned Brown Bread (with or without raisins) is a classic dish for New Englanders.
Not an English or British thing
It's some weird shit. Like no one actually eats this shit https://images.app.goo.gl/c58Mi1Pix8VtanPY8
Found on Google from masslive.com
That’s vile
Yes it is
Canned chicken is fine, Eggo. You just too fancy pants
I mean I can imagine it'd be good for long term storage of bread.. but .. i also can't imagine it tastes good
Whatever the fuck 'brown bread' is it's terrible.
Brown bread isn't bad, but Canned brown bread.. it just looks ... chewy
Disgusting
Do you eat tuna?
This channel seems weird to me
And I mean no, fresh chicken is always better than canned. But canned chicken is fine for pastas or casseroles
Welcome to the internet
I’m use to it
Chicken salad is ezpz with canned chicken
Some mayonnaise, couple cans of chicken, strained, throw celery in, bam.
THE CONVERSATION I AM HAVINF WITH MY OARTNER IS NOT GOOD
@undone knot DIRTY CAN EATER
I dislike mayonnaise
No one asked you Paddy, go back to being a shit head elsewhere
Oi be nice
Please share
No we’re getting divorced
Lmfao
Go back to your nasty canned chicken
You must share. I beg you
Grilled is better
@undone knot what have you done
It was the canned chicken that did it.
So you HAVE had canned chicken
AMD QUIT UNBLOCKING MY COMMENTS AND READING THEM! Who does that!
yeh, its good
Lmao
if it isnt its because you dont know how to cook
I’d divorce him to egg
I mean, we can agree fresh is better sure. But canned chicken works fine for some things
I CAN COOK
Mans eats canned chicken he can’t be trusted
Yeah, no fair. litterally every type of chicken is above it on the totem pole
Facts
but it still works for like only chicken salad or... I dont know what else
Ribs are better
I use it a lot for casseroles
Just saying
Ribs are only good if you get good ribs.
Yuck
At least I can eat for 3 days for $5
Yeah casseroles
Ribs are fuckin delicious
like theres a total of 3 dishes you can make with the stuff
Hey I can grill some mean ribs
AND YOU'D LOVE ALL OF THEM.
Chicken
Best way is to smoke them 🌫️
Girl eats spam. Yet canned chicken is where she draws the line.
Dont believe this femoid. She wont eat rice, hates potato. Wont touch most breads.
Oh I blocked her yesterday when she said she hates potatoes
Canned chicken is some third world, wartime ration, bull shit
I can understand bread and rice BUT POTATOES
WHO COULD GIVE UP THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATION THAT EVER EXISTED ON THIS WORTHLESS SPACE ROCK
Well she is a ginger, I guess it makes sense.
Maaaaan
Her heart has been shattered
You got no taste
Why are gingers hated tho
Nothing wearing with pickle
Says the person who hates potatoes.
...
Pickle mayonnaise 🗣🔉🔈🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥
That sounds disgusting
Godly
Has anyone explained to egg the amount of potatos Americans cook with?
Like that would legit make me throw up
it is disgusting
Please unexist yourself (jokingly)
Don't you dare do that to her :p
America eats more potatoes than Ireland.
She deserves to know 😂
I eat more potatoes than myself 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
You guys eat grits I don’t wanna ever hear it
I don't
My question is: does the fiance use canned chicken breast or whole chicken in a can? Whole chicken in a can cannot be forgiven
Vile
Grits are disgusting
I actually don’t wanna know
whole canned chicken is a sin against humanity
WHOAH NOW, WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST GRITS?!?!
It’s like eating phlegm
Grits are terrible
The texture
also grits are an aquired taste. But they're damn good
YOURE EATING CHICKEN PIECES IN A CAN
Texture, taste, smells, even the visual.
Oh.... You had those.... You poor thing
These aren’t sold in my country for some reason 💀
What do you think a chicken is made up up?
Lots of bits of chicken. Just connected.
…. I’m about to become a vegetarian
You love sauage too much to do that
I want to make grits for people so they know what they are supposed to LOOK and TASTE like x.x
No taste that you have to train and adapt your body to tolerate is good
Easy tiger I am keen on Italian sausage
Bud I live in the south. If anyone can make grits, it's us.
Keep her away from the nursing home (another joke)
chicken nugget ketchup palette
THEN WHY CAN'T WAFFLE HOUSE GET IT RIGHT???? ;_;
Beat pallet
whats wrong with beats?
I meant best I couldn’t edit it in time
Do you like pasta fãğoli? (didn't want to. Trip automod)
Chicken nuggets with bbq
What’s that?
I have a very diverse palette, that’s how I know “acquired taste” means it taste like shit but I didn’t have any other options for a large portion of my life.
They are so good.... But so many people make them slimy x.x Idk how they do it, but they do, and this is what so many experience and I feel so sorry for them :(
I eat everything with mayo
A soup that uses Italian sausage
Even tires?
Or its just an aquired taste. As in something you tried once that you werent expecting. But when tried again it's pleasant.
Like boba tea
Wait she dips nuggets in ketchup?
I’ll Aquire your taste
I hate both pickles mayo mustard potato salad relish onions alcohol beer wine ranch and any other type of dressing beats as well 🤣 give me a burger, hot dog, pizza, ribs, chicken, steak, any kind of meat and I’m yours.
He’s mine
Pickled beets are yummy
No
I taste like depresso. Dont do that.
Can confirm I bite often
To your credit though, you dont shy about trying new things which i love.
I will put anything in my mouth so long as it doesn’t look weird
Yes.
Nuggets go in ketchup
A lunchable is fine quisine for her.
Who doesn’t dip nuggets?
That is absolutely fuckin weird
I have never heard of anyone doing that
I once got a bunch of capri suns just to see the smile on her face
Lmfao
I’d like to point out this fine specimen took me to Cheesecake Factory and I almost cried because I liked 7/11 cheese cake better
Those are the tits tho they’re amazing
Btw Egg. I'mma ruin something for you.
Please don’t
Chicken nuggets are worse chicken than canned chicken.
Hmmm I don't understand the conversation happening lol
Like legit.
I don't know about where you live, but keep a eye out for the multi-packs of pouched drinks
There's three packs of kool-aid (in pouches) where I live that are a few dollars cheaper than the capri-sun pouched counterparts
Canned chicken is fresh chicken, cut up and stored5in a can. Chicken nuggets are not even 100% chicken. Canned chicken is 100% chicken.
Also Astro introduced me to the 20 chicken nuggies McDonald’s do and hoooooo mama
Wendy's nugggets will blow your mind.
The chicken nuggets I make are definitely made of chicken 💀
I’m about to start a fight with my gf about not buying capri suns and you guys caused this
I never had Wendy’s chicken just the baconator because I hate myself
Why did nuggets get 3 Gs
I found a part of a bone in one once 😔
They have a 40 count
Mine too
We’re living the dream he buys me children food and I’m happy
@undone knot you cheap some of a bitch I wanted 40
Children food.
Some Wendy's have 50 piece nuggets
Made with real children
That’s cause you don’t eat potatoes. Not a lot of options left at that point
When you order the family bundle
He also got me Taco Bell one time and oooooof
Nah you can just straight up order a 50 price
you mean the twist tops?
where the heck do you live?
Hmm
I have never seen that.
wait let me check this.
I’m about to be the greasiest, fattest immigrant you’ve ever seen if this is real
you must live in chickentown usa.
I’m about to actually bleed chicken grease
Now I really want chicken nuggets
It's been a while since I had the 50pc, must have gone up
But still, 15 bucks ain't bad
NO! They're in POUCHES
Gott damn
Like cat food?
NO like a CAPRI SUN
Liquid can come in pouches, any food in a pouch is for cats
The reddit showed several prices but it validates the existence
Does anyone ever feel very out of place sometimes? 🤣
WHAT IS THAT MAZTERPIECE
Wait til you see tuna in a punch. For humans.
My cats think any food in my house is for them
rat bastards
One of them can't even eat 99% of food without pissing rocks out
That’s not real
It is
All the time, so I just be full of myself and act like I'm supposed to be there
Egg, there are many ways to package food 😂
tuna punch lol
like fruit punch with fish 🤣
It gross
It's not gross?
Milk in a bag I’ve seen and it’s wrong
It's not gross. I like it
A cheaper alternative to Capri-Sun 😎
It's literally just Bumblebee Tuna in a pouch lol
The other day I learned central europeans package soup like a sausage link.
Any tuna that is not a fresh cut is gross xD
NO we're just Canadian mmmk
That's biased
I don't think I've ever had fresh cut tuna
You're not even Canadian anymore lol
Tuna steak is good
The only way I eat fish is when it's fresh fish and fried lol
Found on Google from amazon.com
Ask fiancé, he's probably had this too 😂
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 💀
they don't eat your citizenship the moment you leave the country 💀
I lived in England but I was never British and still am not British
I bought some tuna that was on sale, slow cooked it in a pan, added some fancy soy sauce right at the end, was good.
Then mearned that my on sale tuna was a trick o.o there were only 2 fillets in the bag!
You moving back to Canada?
What seafood fans in landlocked states must endure
People when I try to explain that there are black Japanese people.
mmm, delicious citizenship
That's starkist, not bumblebee, argument invalid :p
I HAVE NO MONEY RIGHT NOW I'M A STUDENT 💀
Same thing you troglodyte :P
Then that's irrelevant. I would've had money as a student anyways. Skill issue
I think Egg is hyperventilating on the floor
Not Canadian anymore
TROGDOOR!!!!!!!!
(not what you said, but I started jamming out anyways xD)
Your opinion is wrong dawg
@hollow tree BREATHE GIRL BREATHE
I live in Miami and still eat tuna in a pouch
Zzz
If that's your thing go get em
It would be if it were opinion. But it's fact 🤭
No keep that typo. Tuna in a punch sounds hilarious
Americans are gross
You are factually incorrect
Fresh tuna and canned/pouch tuna have two very different uses.
Might makes right
If you looked at my passport it'll have my duel citizenship on it
It's almost like multi-national exists...
excuse you. You guys invented haggis
You are going to be an American though 🤔
And also
eat that Angela Merkel
Damn, what's up with people attacking me lately? 🤣
That first one looks good
WE DID AND ITS BEAUTIFUL
Fine, I'll let you have a win this time
It looks like a marshmallow coated in peanuty shit
So, chicken cut up and put in a can is disgusting, but haggis is good?
😈
Unless you'd rather invoke a trial by combat
Literally the most disgusting 'food' to ever exist.
No I think I'm good 😭
Do we have any emoji for British cuisine? 😅
Unless you want to combat Angela Merkel /j /j (Government this is a joke) (please don't add me to a list)
