off-topic

[humble parrot]

The eternal contest, titties or booty

[hearty sonnet]

Be good you bunch of horn dogs

[split elbow]

Uhh what?

[frozen bluff]

Hey I'm just playing along. I'm eating dinner

[hollow tree]

It’s art for my over 18 Patreon

[full terrace]

Tiddies???? Where????

[frozen bluff]

Not here unfortunately

No titties, only pasta

[split elbow]

I didn’t know you were that type of artist

[north quiver]

I had to dig these out bc wholesome https://i.imgur.com/A5NvAwK.png

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cayde-dachshund-dachshund-puppies-sausage-sausage-dog-gif-25899312

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/special-agent-gif-27395014

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/eTfePUF.png

[hearty sonnet]

Awwww

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-bandit-mtg-gif-19372650

[hollow tree]

I’m not I just started out and for now it’s just something I do for fun mostly and I post it over on Patreon

[sleek flume]

Dude your cat is a lion

[north quiver]

was*

[sleek flume]

Aww

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/3jPpFjG.png

[sleek flume]

:(

[ripe forge]

Awww

[full terrace]

Damn, you have so many cuties 🥰

[nimble spire]

I hope palworld will give us a new map or something big like that next year

[junior hawk]

Is that a baby with a Mohawk?

[split elbow]

New map? O.o

[north quiver]

lol no just newborn

[humble parrot]

New island I guess

[frozen bluff]

Babies are adorable. I will die on this hill

[sleek flume]

That's a pretty small hill

Most people think babies are cute lol

[nimble spire]

🧀

[hollow tree]

Might just do a half body honestly

[junior hawk]

I’ve seen ugly babies

[full terrace]

Depends on the baby

[hollow tree]

Hi Paddy!

[junior hawk]

You really start noticing them after you have your own

[sleek flume]

I have wanted kids since I was wee lad

[north quiver]

baby lux was fxcking adorable

[split elbow]

I don’t have any kiddos

[full terrace]

I have wanted kids since I was like 20... Now I have an autistic sister I look after

[junior hawk]

Hi Egg!

[hollow tree]

How are you doing?

[full terrace]

I believe it 😋

[junior hawk]

I signed up for a 16 and I’m thoroughly regretting it

But good besides that hbu

[hollow tree]

Oh jeez how long left

[deft python]

I have packed away the remaining spaghetti

[frozen bluff]

I will be packing away my dinner in short order

[junior hawk]

16 hours to go

[split elbow]

Mossanda Lux, relaxaurus lux, now Baby lux?

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/i6eHZJs.png

[sleek flume]

Daww

[frozen bluff]

Das a baby

[split elbow]

Oh wait I am confused

[hollow tree]

Well I can keep you company in like 8 hours I gotta work tomorrow

[full terrace]

So cute!

[hollow tree]

Also I’m good, drawing nekkid ladies

[split elbow]

The band?

[junior hawk]

Hell yeah! Love em.

[north quiver]

OH WAIT i do have a pic of her with a mohawk

[frozen bluff]

I gotta work tomorrow as well, but I prolly won't be able to keep anyone company

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/TYOEVOa.png

[frozen bluff]

Just depends on how the day goes

[hollow tree]

I’ll keep everyone company! And I’ll make nekkid people

[sleek flume]

Lol

Get Mohawk'd

[split elbow]

lol

[frozen bluff]

Unless you came to America and got past security and somehow found a way to find me, you prolly won't keep my ass company

[full terrace]

Wowie, she's so cute! I don't see many babies as cute as my sister

[hollow tree]

I’ll keep you company in spirit!

[deft python]

Astral project

[split elbow]

O.O

“Somebody’s watching me”

[hollow tree]

I’m a witch just get a ouija board

[deft python]

Yesyes

[sleek flume]

You should draw your OC with a big pointy hat and a sexy grin

[hollow tree]

Haha Heics is a sweetie

She eats people

[sleek flume]

sweetie
eats people

[hollow tree]

(:

[deft python]

Tasty 😋

[north quiver]

Now shes all grown up and obsessed with minecraft

[sleek flume]

Lmao

[frozen bluff]

I just imagine her charging through the gate like fucking Broly

[night plume]

Peeks in, reads little, pictures Egg's dnd party in a giant cauldron and her character so excited for the amazing meal

[split elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/gate-jump-fail-fall-gif-7881649

[hollow tree]

She’s a Hexling so they’re lil cursed witch babies

[junior hawk]

MOHAWK BABY!

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/YBlSmpO.png this is how they slept last night, i will stop now 🤣

[frozen bluff]

I have returned. What did I miss?

[north quiver]

still dont know how i got a blonde haired blue eyed boy

[rapid marsh]

Changelings.

[north quiver]

when he was born it was heckin brown

[junior hawk]

Blue eyes are the best thing a young man can have

Be hypnotizing the ladies

[north quiver]

Yeah but the blonde hair tho

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/seto-kaiba-blue-eyes-white-dragon-dsod-dark-side-of-dimensions-yugioh-gif-26172422

[north quiver]

He also might be gay, but he could also be so masculine that hes not afraid to have feminine interests

It's a real toss up at this point

[junior hawk]

What the fuck

[frozen bluff]

I knew one of y'all were gonna reference it

[night plume]

My brother was born brown hair, blue eyes. Then his hair turned super blonde with perfect ringlet curls. As he got older it straightened out to dark brown, and his eyes turned brown

[north quiver]

He likes stealing my make up, obsessed with pink plushies, loves pushing dolls in strollers, etc

[junior hawk]

We knew my step brother was gay at a young age. But that’s because while we were out throwing rocks at each other and playing with dirt he wanted to go to the neighbors and make potpourri

[north quiver]

sounds about right

[rapid marsh]

I’ve met guys who are literally the blokiest blokes, super chads. Who work hard yards.
They’re gay.
They leave broken hearted women in their wake.
I wish I could be half as Chad as what they are.

[north quiver]

ill just say, hes more feminine than lux

because then shes got all male interests🤣

[full terrace]

That was me as a kid. Although I didn't like the color pink. Got bullied for being gay in school cause I liked to cook and had plushies and hung out with dudes (?)

[sleek flume]

I did all that and have zero interest in men, so ye

[rapid marsh]

I’m talking guys who are ripped with 6 packs, and work on construction sites, go surfing.

[north quiver]

But I was a massive tomboy, and I mean, look at me now

[sleek flume]

Kids explore. Everything is new

[north quiver]

Lux just wants minecraft, among us, legos, pokemon

[junior hawk]

My sister put makeup on me as a kid and my dad walked in, I thought he was gonna kill us

[north quiver]

If he's gay so be it, I hope he amasses wealth and supports me in my retirement

[full terrace]

Tomboy? Look more just like a gamer girl to me 🤭/s

[frozen bluff]

Well I have the second part pretty much down pat 🤔

Working on the first part though

[hollow tree]

I wanna hang out with your step brother

[full terrace]

The world is much more tolerable of that kinda thing now. I hope he grows up happy and healthy 😁

[north quiver]

but part of me is like, those hipsters in high school really loved pink dinosaurs and shit so he might just be like that

[sleek flume]

💯

[north quiver]

He likes boobs, but hes a baby, all babies like boobs

[rapid marsh]

I too, am working on the first part. Next week I go looking at some weights for home.

[sleek flume]

All men do. Straight or gay

[north quiver]

yep

[full terrace]

Well... I still like boobs and I'm not a baby... I think

[sleek flume]

Anyone who says otherwise is lying 😂

[full terrace]

True

[frozen bluff]

I got a couple of 25-pound dumbbells that I've been using

[hollow tree]

I’m a straight woman and sometimes I like boobs

[frozen bluff]

What's the range you're looking at for em?

[north quiver]

im a straight woman and i always like boobs

[rapid marsh]

#off-topic-memes message

[rapid marsh]

Probably a barbell and maybe some dumbbells too.

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-gif-26144081

[frozen bluff]

That'll be nice. I got my pullup bar put into place

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-rizz-bee-eyebrow-bee-kiss-gif-13467304041985061911

[rapid marsh]

Bugger going to the gym, went looking about my area, too many tripods set up for TikTok’s.

[frozen bluff]

Ahhh hell naw 💀. That's an easy way to get a sexual harassment suit filed against you anymore. Home gyms ftw

[rapid marsh]

Just wanna work out and get fit 🤷🏻‍♂️

[frozen bluff]

My issue is everywhere requires a damn subscription, even online.

[deft python]

When you must record what you are doing

[deft python]

Yeah ):

[frozen bluff]

I wish gyms would put a blanket ban on the use of any cameras in the gym

Would be a real problem solver

If you wanna record yourself working out, do it at home. You'll have the same effect

[rapid marsh]

They record and set it up so they can label some poor bastard a “creep” who’s just trying to do their workouts in peace.

[split elbow]

Ppl don’t excercise if they have tiktok. They just record the video and then leave the gym

[frozen bluff]

Exactly. Any sight of a set up camera is an instant no-go for me

[junior hawk]

Him and his friends are a lot of fun to party with

[rapid marsh]

These are the same TikTok people who wonder why men don’t approach women anymore by the way.

[split elbow]

True

[hearty sonnet]

https://imgur.com/a/wdbfqub

I jump 11 tanks

[split elbow]

TRUE

[hollow tree]

Do they do karaoke? I’m a slut for karaoke

[deft python]

Just seems wild to me to be looking for problems
Just hit ya reps girls

[rapid marsh]

Nah, they wanna hit them clicks and likes

[frozen bluff]

Tiktokers are very good at being blissfully unaware of everything all the time

[junior hawk]

We used to do annual family float trips and I would always end up piss drunk with his buddy Joe, both of us standing around in our underwear surrounded by women. I miss that shit

[frozen bluff]

"Am I the problem? No, it's everybody who is deterred by my presence that is wrong"

[deft python]

But that would make me feel bad for framing someone in a negative light when they're just trying to exist

[split elbow]

Head empty; camera on.

[junior hawk]

It is astonishing how many women a gay man in his underwear attracts

[split elbow]

lol

[rapid marsh]

Check this out 😆

#off-topic-memes message

iori is now a meme

[junior hawk]

Everyone does karaoke

[hollow tree]

YAY

[hearty sonnet]

That's super duper awesome haha

[split elbow]

Only bc they know he is gay and they want to “fix” him and then dump him because he’s too hot for her

[rapid marsh]

They told Xbox off for going “off topic”, soooooo, there’s now memes.

[junior hawk]

I don’t think it’s that deep

[frozen bluff]

Pretty much. It's like they are literally incapable of recognizing the effects of their own actions and how they act in public. No self-awareness. It's everyone else's fault.

[split elbow]

He’s gay, ofc it’s not. She getting none

[hollow tree]

Huh

[split elbow]

Oof

[deft python]

Just reminds me of middle school when girls said that they found gay guys hot because it was quirky™ or something

[split elbow]

Joke overhead

[sleek flume]

wat

[deft python]

🦆

[junior hawk]

What did I miss

[north quiver]

i lost my ||virginity|| to someone who is now openly gay 😄

[nocturne hinge]

Maybe not talk about sex here

[rapid marsh]

Nothing important. Go look in memes though. Xbox made a meme for iori.

[north quiver]

Sorry blocked message I dont know what you said

[junior hawk]

I seen it

[deft python]

It be like that sometimes
Live and learn

[junior hawk]

You ain’t the boss

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/yup-gif-12042690782106640733

[split elbow]

I’m in conflict now to feel bad but also joke

[north quiver]

lmao joke away i am over it

[deft python]

Jamiroquai...

[rapid marsh]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8CISk43LYg

[nocturne hinge]

Fair enough

[small berry]

Let me tell ya, * tips hat *

[junior hawk]

I wouldn’t even feel a little bad if I lost my virginity to a lesbian

A W is a W

[rapid marsh]

Don’t you go slurring my salt n pepa!

[nocturne hinge]

I'm sure the lesbian would feel bad about that tho

[north quiver]

He also cheated on me with his ex who was a female🤣

[split elbow]

You probably are so beautiful you scared the man into thinking he wasn’t good enough for you and turned gay?

[quartz magnet]

😐

[split elbow]

I’m sorry I don’t know

[north quiver]

Nah he was always a closeted gay, he was at least bi tho

[nocturne hinge]

😶

[small berry]

I lost 2 good lesbian friends cause they wanted to have a menage but they became jealous of each other and stopped talking to me

[nocturne hinge]

Y'all got some weird takes on gay people

[rapid marsh]

Mmm, I had one of those, years ago.
Honestly shouldn’t have gone with the ex over the red headed lesbian 😞 biggest regret of my life.

[split elbow]

I’m more than gay or bi I think

[deft python]

They should have made out 😔 /j

[north quiver]

Funnily the girl he dated after me is now a lesbian. I dont understand the psychology there

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-filthy-frank-pink-guy-gif-22456104

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/filth-frank-pink-guy-eyebrows-tongue-licking-gif-5285520

[hollow tree]

Be nice

[junior hawk]

That’s not something you wanna hear a psychologist say

[sleek flume]

WHAT IM NOT BEING MEAN

[small berry]

they were dating

[split elbow]

OH that makes sense! He found he liked dudes and now is spreading his beliefs

[deft python]

Sometimes you need experience to know what you like
And sometimes your child self sees Katy Perry's album cover and discover that you know women are gorgeous

[deft python]

Oh 💀

[split elbow]

Kinda like how music tastes and exes work

[sleek flume]

WHAT DID I DO EGGO

[rapid marsh]

Or he was that terrible that she figured no more men was better than risking a repeat.

[split elbow]

Maybe

[small berry]

and I was the second on our group of friends they decided to have a menage with so, kind of a weird relation those two had

[rapid marsh]

I know a few chicks who went that route.

[deft python]

Some folks I guess 🤷

[hollow tree]

You were thinking about it

[north quiver]

I mean, she .. how do I put this nicely.. got.. around

[split elbow]

Yeah but it’s sad

Going homo just because someone of one gender was bad?

[junior hawk]

Eh we all get around

[rapid marsh]

Body counts. Everyone’s got em.

[north quiver]

not like her

[hollow tree]

I never did I was Uber ugly growing up

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[hollow tree]

No legit I was

[split elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/removing-my-mask-percival-de-rolo-iii-the-legend-of-vox-machina-taking-my-mask-off-unmask-gif-27426572

[rapid marsh]

Lies.

[north quiver]

Im still ugly, thank god for my AI upgrade

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-jim-the-office-okay-mmm-gif-17183499

[split elbow]

You’re not

[junior hawk]

At the end of the night men don’t give af what you look like. Nobody likes sleeping alone.

[hollow tree]

I’m not saying it pity I was just stupid ugly. I was really overweight, bad skin

[split elbow]

I’m into robot women Ngl

[hollow tree]

But then I had my glow up

[sleek flume]

Even tho I dislike Paddy, he right.

[royal finch]

Ever just wonder what your pets are up to.. it being TOO quiet in the house.. Found my daushhound like this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005702123050238085/1220887124983939203/20240322_185602.jpg?ex=661092bd&is=65fe1dbd&hm=63e2953ab79e3366b2ecaebaca051050ede735ba4ee6cb2d02ddc875ba5c6fd9&

[hollow tree]

I never had my first kids til I was 18 😂

[north quiver]

My glow up is simply eyeliner and proactiv

[sleek flume]

you have kids 👀

[quartz magnet]

cute

[north quiver]

And actually wearing bras that fit instead of hiding in giant sweaters.

[split elbow]

My glow up …? Never had one

[junior hawk]

I’m just naturally fine as hell

[deft python]

I'm waiting for my glow up 😔

[hollow tree]

KISS GDI

[sleek flume]

daaaaaaaawwwwwwww

[quartz magnet]

?

[north quiver]

My first kiss was like 17 lol

it was fucking terrible

[junior hawk]

What a fuckin prude!!!

[small berry]

we're one in the same 😎

[split elbow]

Oof

[frozen bluff]

I've never had a first kiss

[sleek flume]

Me either, never needed one, alreadh handsome 🤷‍♂️

[split elbow]

I had a dream last night i kissed someone

[hollow tree]

Autocorrect

[junior hawk]

Bro don’t lie

[north quiver]

I dreamt I was asleep in my bed. I woke up and i was on the floor in the living room.

[frozen bluff]

Flattering, but I'm not 🥲

[hollow tree]

I remember o went camping and I mentioned I’d never been kissed so one guy was like “I’ll do it why not just buy me a beer”

[full terrace]

I've had dreams like that

[junior hawk]

You telling me you’re nearly 30 and still a virgin?

[quartz magnet]

what that suposed to be then?

[hollow tree]

Also now realising I paid for my first kiss

[full terrace]

I had a dream where I was in college too

[frozen bluff]

25 and yes 😂

[full terrace]

Wut?

[hollow tree]

It said kids instead of kids

[junior hawk]

Bruh. Go buy a hooker

[sleek flume]

Idk if that counts as a first kiss

[deft python]

It did it again!

[split elbow]

lol

[hollow tree]

It better otherwise it’ll be 22

[full terrace]

I feel you there buddy but it's more cause my body doesn't like to work

[sleek flume]

Lol

[north quiver]

I waited til 19 to lose my v card because I didnt wanna losei t the way I lost my first kiss lmao

[junior hawk]

They make pills for that

[quartz magnet]

no idea what ya mean, but its ok

[frozen bluff]

I mean I could but that's money I don't want to spend for a girl that I know doesn't care about me 😂

[sleek flume]

Nothing wrong with having your first kiss at 22, Eggo

[hollow tree]

22 for everything if the paid kids doesn’t count

[junior hawk]

It’s not about feelings it’s about a good time

[hollow tree]

My first partner was a furry

[north quiver]

oh no

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-of-thieves-backtrack-hitreg-sea-dodge-gif-21823935

[split elbow]

Rip

[night plume]

Here :p

#off-topic message

[full terrace]

That's not the issue lol

[full terrace]

Oh dear

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/kyoshi-gif-25351466

[hollow tree]

He “forgot” I was a virgin, terrible experience. Day after he wanted me to wear a fox tail and ears

[north quiver]

i

[quartz magnet]

yeah but, i said "cute" to the dog pic 😐

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/uhhhh-steve-buscemi-uhm-stare-confused-gif-17035459

[frozen bluff]

Iunno mane. I was just raised with principles hard-wired into my head

[hollow tree]

I didn’t do it but I was so inexperienced I was just confused and scared 😂

[full terrace]

Jesus Christ

[junior hawk]

Did you let him?

[north quiver]

Yeesh. Mine happened on our 6 month anniversary on Valentine's Day O_O

[hollow tree]

No no the tail was attached to something Uhm well yeah 👀

[split elbow]

My first experience in bed was with a dude.. I’m regretting that to this day

[night plume]

Ah, I think there was a misclick :p I see it now xD

[sleek flume]

The fuck is happening in Off-topic

[frozen bluff]

Y'all mfs weird

[rapid marsh]

Rough on the first time, geez. 🙄

[full terrace]

I almost slept with someone on the floor of a church on an Army base lmao

[north quiver]

losing our virginity memories hooker, you wouldnt understand

[junior hawk]

My only furry experience was with a women with a pikachu tail. Was fun.

[quartz magnet]

guess sex talk is fine now or something

[split elbow]

I never dated anyone who made me feel like shit like he did

[sleek flume]

Lost mine when I was 15, sista ;)

[north quiver]

i wouldnt brag about that

[full terrace]

Gross

[deft python]

Honestly you want to keep it that way

[hollow tree]

We broke up when he got jealous of my brother and did some non consent stuff and he cried at the train station

[sleek flume]

Not something I typically brag about 😂

[hollow tree]

I felt so bad

[full terrace]

RIP ☠️

[rapid marsh]

Sounds like alabamas still going strong on the family stuff….

[north quiver]

Dude just said he lost it at 15, you think this talk is inappropriate for minors? Have you been to middle school sex education?

[full terrace]

What a weirdo

[humble parrot]

Yikes

[junior hawk]

Wait wha?

[sleek flume]

fFUCKIN Comma

[humble parrot]

What is going on

[deft python]

If someone while dating you is mean, it doesn't get better. It only gets worse until they feel more and more comfortable with bullying you and beating you down
Literally and metaphorically

[full terrace]

Yes and I'm never going back

[humble parrot]

I leave for dinner and off topic has gone crazy

[full terrace]

Experience?

[rapid marsh]

Wait, you lost it to a comma when you were 15 😨

[split elbow]

Yikes

[hollow tree]

My brother was in the army so I never saw him. He came back and we spent an evening having a drink and laughing with other family folk and friends. My ex got super mad about it

[deft python]

yeah 🙃

[north quiver]

lmao graye

[frozen bluff]

I get the whole "have fun" talk but I work with a dude with 4 kids and court dates out the ass and he's barely over my age. "Having fun" can and absolutely will kick your ass later 😂

[full terrace]

Relatable

[split elbow]

Hey

[sleek flume]

I mean, depends on your view of virginity I spose. Mine is a bit stricter than most.

[frozen bluff]

Nothing wrong with being careful

[sleek flume]

God damn you

[north quiver]

im js discussing sex does not = nsfw

depends how graphic you are

[split elbow]

Hey this is crazy, I just met you, here’s my discord, friend me maybe?

[rapid marsh]

Mate, god ain’t gonna save me, damning me ain’t changing it any rate 😆

[sleek flume]

_>

[north quiver]

bruh i was watching sue johansen or w.e when i was 12 lmao

[sleek flume]

Lol

[full terrace]

I'll join you in hell

[hollow tree]

He got mad did some non consent stuff so I called it off and uh we drove him to the trainstation and he starts like sobbing at the train station. I’m like “Oh uh…” start making excuses and my brother tells him he’s gonna knock him out if he doesn’t leave

[rapid marsh]

Express lane bruh.

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/this-got-officially-weird-joe-dirt-david-spade-joe-dirt2-beautiful-loser-gif-17454721

[junior hawk]

I had a whole porn cache by 13

[split elbow]

Who that?

Tv star?

[junior hawk]

I was swiping nudy mags from everyone

[full terrace]

When you give someone what they want and they get mad at you cause you gave it to them 🥲

[junior hawk]

“Non consent” stuff? Pretty sure there’s a word for that.

[deft python]

They always make excuses for themselves 🙄

Mine tried to play victim even after admitting in writing what he did to me

There is no amount of denial that will change that we both know exactly what he did

But they never want to take the accountability

Call em unregistered sex offenders

[hollow tree]

I’m not using the word here and it wasn’t full on

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/wE1IIMK.png

[split elbow]

Ohh okay

[hollow tree]

Jesus I’m sorry

[deft python]

I'd rather we not use that word because it's just more upsetting

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-just-go-back-to-work-korey-simeone-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-let's-start-working-again-let's-get-down-to-business-gif-7277719861600182746

[frozen bluff]

No I have the day off

[full terrace]

Mine wanted to get banged and then when we were gonna do it she got all mad (idek why) and then she had a threesome the next day without me

[north quiver]

THAT WOULD ONLY MAKE IT WORSE

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/get-to-work-work-simpsons-smithers-trendizisst-gif-15496843

[hollow tree]

No u

[sleek flume]

Dammit, you right

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-of-course-sarcasm-sarcastic-really-gif-14499396

[deft python]

It's okay, at least Karma punishes him

All he does is howl for sex on Reddit last I knew while he lives with his ma

Although I definitely do wish that there was legal justice for what he did to me :/

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-hero-no-more-heroes-move-on-to-a-new-topic-gif-24149246

[hollow tree]

I do believe in karma and that’s why

[deft python]

That's a rollercoaster that I can't even begin to mentally unpack

[hollow tree]

I ate chips

[rapid marsh]

Is it because of the fucked comma? Or the Alabama reference 😆

[sleek flume]

Neither lol

[deft python]

Homie deserves to be maidenless

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-ragnarok-odin-no-kratos-god-of-war-gif-27131911

[sleek flume]

CHIPS or FRIES?

[full terrace]

I didn't even unpack it all for you 😘

[night plume]

I'm just reading all of this realizing at that time, I was just trying to figure out how quickly I could get dinner going, homework done, and chores done so I could play my video games o.O

[deft python]

I have fear

[hollow tree]

Crisps

[sleek flume]

Okie okie

[north quiver]

u can literally block me btw u only speak negatively when im involved so

[small berry]

Patatas Fritas.

[sleek flume]

What kind? BBQ? SnV?

[hollow tree]

Prawn cocktail

[sleek flume]

ew

[hollow tree]

NOT EW

[sleek flume]

stinky eggo

[hollow tree]

STINKY EGGO

[junior hawk]

So good

[deft python]

Am I tripping or do you have Texan vibes

[hollow tree]

STINKY SPAMMY EGGO

STINKER LITTLE EGGO

[sleek flume]

I lived in Texas for 11 years 😂

Not born there tho.

[quartz magnet]

i dont know what youre into rn. but sure. feel free to block

[full terrace]

It was a shit show. Last we spoke she wanted 100$ to bail her then bf outta jail. And now I'm trying to buy the love of a girl Ive had a crush on for about 6 years and now I think she's going to jail @deft python

[deft python]

That definitely makes an impact!

[rapid marsh]

Oh I’ve a fun one for you on those.
My ex ditched me for an “upgrade”, guy with 6 figure salary.
Yeah, lol, guy was married already.

Thankyou married 6 figure salary guy 😆

[sleek flume]

What Texan vibes do I give off?

[rapid marsh]

Buying love = bad idea. Don’t do that.

[full terrace]

RIP.

[hollow tree]

“HEY YALL WELCOME TO JACKASS”

[sleek flume]

I also lived in Kentucky, Ohio and Tennessee.

[deft python]

It's never good to involve yourself with crazy and I think you did yourself a favour for abandoning that crazy train

[full terrace]

Fair enough lol

[sleek flume]

Tho Ohio was only for like 7 months for work.

[deft python]

Bless you 🙏

[rapid marsh]

He was a pretty good dude, i thanked him over coffee for getting me out of a shit relationship

[full terrace]

Abandoning one for another. Now I'm a chronic flirt

[deft python]

I don't know how to put it man I just live close to Texas and I guess there's just a spirit folks have and also you like Dr Pepper

[night plume]

If you at any time feel you have to buy someone's love, move on.
It is better to wait and find someone than to be with someone who doesn't truly feel for you.

[sleek flume]

'a spirit folks have' idk if I should be offended or not

[hollow tree]

Be offended

[full terrace]

True but I'm crazy lmao 😂

[deft python]

I mean no offense! I'm chill with the Texans

[sleek flume]

Good good then... I think

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-hmm-thinking-gif-14186428

[rapid marsh]

I’m a flirt, gets me in shit a fair bit.

[sleek flume]

Same

[deft python]

They got good food, good fun, and great barbecue

[hollow tree]

I’m not chill with Texans

[full terrace]

Oh? How so?

[sleek flume]

Why?..

[junior hawk]

Bro hit me with your best line

[hollow tree]

I don’t feel like being chill with them for the next hour

[rapid marsh]

Sorry, I don’t deal in cocaine

[north quiver]

I said you can block me so you dont have to see the awful, disgusting things I say

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-door-adios-lights-off-gif-16744168

[north quiver]

Me blocking you does nothing.

[junior hawk]

Yeah you ain’t gettin lucky with that one bucko

[full terrace]

But I like the "awful, disgusting" things you say

[deft python]

I don't understand where the cocaine came to topic

[hollow tree]

STINKY BYE STINKY

[rapid marsh]

😆

[north quiver]

Yeah, ur not the one whining about it tho graye

[sleek flume]

rude

[deft python]

Y'all drinking coke?

[hollow tree]

I’m so tired

[full terrace]

Me too

[junior hawk]

People haven’t drank coke in a hundred years

[sleek flume]

so that means you become rude? 🥺

[hollow tree]

Delirious

[deft python]

We can fix that 🥰

[sleek flume]

Its all the stinky fumes

[hollow tree]

I’m a Pepsi and Dr Pepper gal

[quartz magnet]

where did i said its awful and disgusting?
and ya was not even the only only talking about sex here. idk this reaction 😐

[keen pollen]

wtf how

[hollow tree]

STINKY EGGO

[sleek flume]

:o me too

[junior hawk]

Pepsi is where it’s at

[sleek flume]

Which is funny cause I grew up drinking coke

Now I hate it

[full terrace]

Man's speaking truth

[sleek flume]

Tastes like dish soap to me

[hollow tree]

Coke felt like it left a weird taste in my mouth

[deft python]

My sixth sense /j

[north quiver]

it's not like it happens regularly and I could pull the many times youve said stuff specifically when im involved but i simply dont have the cares to be that thorough, so i will block and suggest you do the same cheerio

[deft python]

I don't drink caffeinated sodas anymore
I only drink sprite
I'm afraid of getting type 2 diabetes from.sugary drinks

[junior hawk]

Wiggles turned into a Brit there at the end lol

[north quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/go-on-lads-ollie-dixon-keep-it-up-keep-going-gif-21180757

[deft python]

And it would be super lame if I got type 2 diabetes before I weighed 100 lbs

[full terrace]

That's not how diabetes actually works...

[hollow tree]

TOODLEOO CHEERIO PIP PIP TALLYHO

[deft python]

My doctor told me to cut back though 😔

[north quiver]

cor blimey guv shes a bit ov alright

[sleek flume]

caffeine isn't what causes the beetus tho :L

[full terrace]

The fact you're not 100lbs already is lame

[deft python]

Not caffeine but drinking lots of sugary drinks

[junior hawk]

God I wish I could hear this in a Scottish accent

[sleek flume]

Sprite has just as much sugar tho >_<

[hollow tree]

My ancestors are turning in their graves rn

[deft python]

I drink more water now and if I have a sugary drink it is sprite

[full terrace]

Erm ... You might as well just stick with water then. Even milk has sugar

[deft python]

I suppose is what I should have said

[junior hawk]

Nah you were obviously mocking them

[deft python]

I miss typed

[sleek flume]

Thats fair. I cut out soda too

[dense dome]

Well that was hilarious. One of my buddies in another server plays Palworld so I told him to show me his base. He sent me a few screenshots and something in one caught my eye.
His Lovander has thicker hips and a proper badonkadonk. 😂 🤣

[deft python]

My bad y'all

[sleek flume]

I drink a Dr Pepper every couple of weeks

[hollow tree]

Who sweetened the milk from the cows tiddy

[sleek flume]

But thats it.

[deft python]

It is 😭

[hollow tree]

Someone sprinkled the udderies

[sleek flume]

For me its not so much about the sugar, its kicking the soda addiction.

[north quiver]

sigh

[deft python]

Absolutely!
I just can't drink coke now because I think it's too sweet

[north quiver]

because this is better than talking about sex

[full terrace]

I'm addicted to caffeine. And I already have mild anxiety and paranio

[rapid marsh]

Udderly amusing. Quiet, titillating.

[sleek flume]

I still drink other sugary stuff, tho I have cut back on it.

[quartz magnet]

"happens regularly" 😐 if ya want make thigns about yourself, sure, i cant or want stop ya at all. each with their own
i block people when i feel the need to btw. ^^ have a nice day

[hollow tree]

Yeah I don’t get that one ngl

[deft python]

Lemonade 🍋

[junior hawk]

Yeah the sex talk was way better than the soda talk

[dense dome]

I don't even think he, or anyone else, noticed. But I'm giving him shit for it in my DMs.

[north quiver]

just make a lovander channel

[sleek flume]

A lot of lemonade

[hollow tree]

TITILATING 😂

[junior hawk]

Stahp

[rapid marsh]

Damn right.

[deft python]

I love lemonade
But not chic fil a lemonade
It's too sweet

[hollow tree]

I’m dying over here

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-or-die-will-ferrell-watch-your-mouth-filthy-mouth-mouth-gif-4427315

[rapid marsh]

Stop dying! 😆

[deft python]

You heard what I said

[sleek flume]

There is a local place near my work, their lemonade puts CFA to shame.

[hollow tree]

STINKY UDDERY SPAMMY EGGO

[sleek flume]

Its so sweet I'm barely able to drink it

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-grocery-store-knockout-owned-gif-5895172

[deft python]

You can't deny it

[sleek flume]

Bathe you nasty

[hollow tree]

🥛

[junior hawk]

Chick-fil-A has the best lemonade

[north quiver]

I GOT SO CLEAN EARLIER

[hollow tree]

I BATHE EVERY DAY

[deft python]

If I'm drinking lemonade I want to taste the sour and sweet

No point if it's all sweet

[hollow tree]

Exfoliate the eggy skin

[sleek flume]

Stinky uddery spammy eggo bath water for sale, $40

[junior hawk]

Oh yeah let’s talk about bathing

[north quiver]

fuck ya exfoliating is god

[full terrace]

Ooo can I see? 😮

[hollow tree]

Join the Patreon for details

[deft python]

To each their own, but it'd rather get sprite because it tastes less sweet there

[north quiver]

tea tree oil on scalp is so comfy

[junior hawk]

Love rubbing tiny rocks across my skin

[hollow tree]

Right?! I got this pomegranate exfoliation soap thing and it’s amazing

[deft python]

Porous rocks 🪨

[full terrace]

No sprite is good. Although I can make my own soda lol

[north quiver]

need photoshoot of egg inside a real igloo

[deft python]

Fancy! What kind of soda do you make?

[north quiver]

I COLLECT ROCKS

[hollow tree]

I would say I’ll draw myself but it’s a lewd thing and that won’t go down well

[junior hawk]

Just drag em right through the grease and grime

[north quiver]

god fuck im autistic

[deft python]

Rocks are cool!

[sleek flume]

Anyways, I'm out

[full terrace]

I used to use that. I stopped because I could only get the very smelly stuff and it was bothering my nose. I do love how fluffy my hair gets after I condition it though

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[hollow tree]

Whyyyy

[quartz magnet]

cya Hookers

[deft python]

Why so? What for? Please bestow me your knowledge

[hollow tree]

Get back here coward

[north quiver]

bout to spam the chat with pics of pretty rocks

[hollow tree]

FACE ME

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/reappear-appear-gif-20802583

[full terrace]

I would buy all the copies

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/laser-eyes-silence-super-powers-the-boys-amazon-gif-15594340

[hollow tree]

Have a good night ❤️ okay now you can go I wanted to say that

[full terrace]

Please do ❤️

[junior hawk]

Cause I love a good rough shower

[hollow tree]

Yeah I don’t need people being totally thirsty

[sleek flume]

I mean its not evne 9 I'll probably be back

[deft python]

I know how you feel

In my advanced German conversations class I accidentally went on a monologue about the rubber rats I collect in German to not only the professor but also the German student tutor

[hollow tree]

I won’t be it’s almost 1am

[deft python]

Oh! Extra clean

[full terrace]

I'm already totally thirsty though 😗

[sleek flume]

Sleep well, Dear Eggo .

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/gNVxLmE.jpeg

[junior hawk]

God damnit wiggles

[deft python]

Why do only natural greens look good?

[full terrace]

That's what nature intended

[deft python]

Dang
Guess so

[junior hawk]

This woman actually has a rock collection

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[tough comet]

healthy crops, good food.

[hearty sonnet]

https://imgur.com/a/APUOasj
Lmao so weird, I legit sent this to my friend earlier

I also have rocks

[full terrace]

I like the black one

[hearty sonnet]

Obsidian Arrowhead

[small berry]

that's obsidian?

nois

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/jVAzK1h.jpeg

[full terrace]

Yes, I wanna fix it to my spear and hunt the dead

[full terrace]

Ooo I like the shiny black one

[hearty sonnet]

The green thing is sea glass

[north quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-rocks-rocks-geology-back-pocket-hex-gif-22530961

[small berry]

aka could very well be a broken up beer bottle 20 years old

[full terrace]

I used to wanna be a prospecter

[hearty sonnet]

Yeah haha

It's from the middle of Canada so it likely is

An old bottle of Moosehead I bet

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/yall-got-anymore-addict-dave-chappelle-drugs-gif-14177910

[tough comet]

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/scI6cIw.jpeg

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-dwight-the-general-manfredi-sylvester-stallone-tulsa-king-s1e6-gif-27284894

[tough comet]

perfect rocks for smashing together and starting fires

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/SKH4JAh.jpeg idk what this is but it pretty

https://i.imgur.com/1XSWUNH.jpeg this looked like it had some kinda quartz in it idk

[small berry]

anything can become petrified afaik, could be an egg, could be mollusc, could be the hope humanity is losing

[full terrace]

I love it

[junior hawk]

I maintain hope don’t worry

I’m here for you. I’ll this mf up like Atlas

[ripe forge]

Ooo pretty rocks, I love rose quartz and more clear rocks

[small berry]

Are minerals rocks for y'all?

[frozen bluff]

DEPOSITING MINERALS

[north quiver]

i count minerals

[small berry]

"Need more farms"

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-rizz-bee-eyebrow-bee-kiss-gif-13467304041985061911

[junior hawk]

You must construct additional pylons

[ripe forge]

I wanna get a stone tosser and make seaglass

[full terrace]

Yoink

[tough comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709853612385501246/1220577272696930304/wtfdoogo.jpg?ex=660f722b&is=65fcfd2b&hm=040ff70b28c7983a5cf145d53116b0d3d638fbf3084a18ac02d8e16ded365d63&

[nimble spire]

Man I knew that Hollywood was running out of ideas but a “Harold and the purple crayon” movie like tf

[north quiver]

I need more rocks but i ran outta grit

[hearty sonnet]

I need more Obsidian so I can make a portal

[frozen bluff]

I need some gold

[small berry]

I need uranium tbh

[tough comet]

you only need one to make Fallout New vegas

[frozen bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416442716142960641/1220805469027831939/Gold_chunk1-fotor-bg-remover-20240322144440.png?ex=661046b1&is=65fdd1b1&hm=b4d027d6ec8039190380ffebe96aadb8ba39e0bc50a369006330eb61f225015b&

[nimble spire]

So no one is surprised about this

[tough comet]

We're Rich!

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH

[small berry]

If I could have a safe full of Uranium I'd buy it

[quartz magnet]

We're Rich!

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH

[small berry]

https://imgur.com/a/qEOyrGh This is better than gold let me tell ya

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-compressed-gold-drg-deep-rock-galactic-were-rich-gif-27496741

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH

[quartz magnet]

We're Rich!

[north quiver]

how come i never see chocolate tapioca pudding

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH!

[icy yoke]

we're rich??

[frozen bluff]

WE'RE RICH

[icy yoke]

WE'RE RICH

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH!

Yes yes you're rich, now get back to WORK

[quartz magnet]

We're RICH!

[junior hawk]

How have I never considered this before now

[ripe forge]

?

[deft python]

We're RICH

[north quiver]

because the man doesnt want us to have chocolate tapioca pudding

[full terrace]

Dunno. I've never thought about it before

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH!

[junior hawk]

Did the devs forget to program this into the simulation?

[north quiver]

what if mixing tapioca and chocolate will pull us out of the matrix

[quartz magnet]

wats your favorite pal, real quick

[frozen bluff]

Ragnahawk

Love me beautiful birb boi

That being said

We're RICH

[north quiver]

i googled chocolate tapioca pudding. i now understand. it looks like poop

[icy yoke]

👀

[junior hawk]

Bet it tastes good though

[frozen bluff]

Ragnahawk, Katress close second, Chillet third. Love those guys

[north quiver]

Yeah id still eat it

[icy yoke]

poop update?

[ripe forge]

the grossest lookings food are sometimes the yummiest

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/will-not-eat-cat-poop-mad-shouting-angry-gif-16645840

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/bTYr1CQ.png

im gonna try making it at some point, fuck it yolo

[full terrace]

That's not even that bad TBH

[junior hawk]

Put a raspberry on top of that and it’ll look gourmet

[small berry]

I just ate a good plato de lentejas wei

that's the result 12 hours later

[ripe forge]

that looks kinda yummy

[north quiver]

i was being nice https://i.imgur.com/CFNSp58.png

[ripe forge]

but i dont like sweets

[ripe forge]

oop nvm

[north quiver]

lmao

[full terrace]

Maybe it's just the container. It still looks edible to me 😆

[north quiver]

I mean, i would still eat it, but it definitely looks like poop

Curry frequently looks like vomit and i eat that

[junior hawk]

Curry ain’t that good

Just a nice spice paste

[full terrace]

I can make a lovely Tikka masala!

[north quiver]

I make my own usually so it varies wildly

[full terrace]

Same ❤️

[north quiver]

and im a weirdo that puts potatoes in mine

[junior hawk]

I want some gd sushi

[full terrace]

Depends on the kind you're making. I love putting potatoes with my butter chicken and Vietnamese lemongrass

We like to roast up the potatoes too before we add em in

[full terrace]

I kinda wanted to experiment with sushi using raw bacon

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-23918002

You can’t do that

It’s illegal

[full terrace]

Watch me

[north quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-you-dare-dont-dont-do-it-the-office-michael-scott-gif-14178027

[full terrace]

I said kinda 🤣

[north quiver]

at least cook the bacon first

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/sushiroll-shrimp-californiaroll-crunchyroll-nom-gif-12882344837803725578

Bacon does NOT belong on everything

[north quiver]

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/259213/grilled-bacon-sushi-roll/

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/glee-sue-sylvester-go-feel-shame-shame-shame-on-you-gif-16840400

[north quiver]

hey in that recipe its COOKED

[full terrace]

Oooo that looks good 🤔

[junior hawk]

Raw or cooked it doesn’t belong

I remember like 9 years ago everyone was just putting bacon in everything. So many of my favorite meals were fucking ruined.

[north quiver]

I only eat one kind of sushi so im not the person to ask

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/thematrixreloaded-matrix-reloaded-neo-keanureeves-gif-3449253871426083114

[full terrace]

At least I don't deep fry everything

[north quiver]

i deep fry nothing

[sleek flume]

You know thats a not very accurate sterotype, right? :P

[junior hawk]

Ever had a deep fried snickers?

[north quiver]

i consume what others have deep fried

[lost canyon]

Wsg

[full terrace]

I use an air fryer but I've made deep fried chicken and egg rolls

[lost canyon]

Gotta love air fryers they be saving people tastebuds

[nimble spire]

Reee

[lost canyon]

Fr help make good food

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/L2S1vLZ.png do i need this

[lost canyon]

Yes

[sleek flume]

I am boomer mi no comprende

[junior hawk]

Yup

[sleek flume]

Yes

[lost canyon]

That Makes the both of us

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[quartz magnet]

im assuming its "what sup guys"

[full terrace]

Yes, says I

[lost canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

[quartz magnet]

[ripe forge]

kitty

[lost canyon]

Idk I see people saying it a lot

[full terrace]

Yoink

[lost canyon]

I’m a cat person how about you guys?

[humble parrot]

Yes

[quartz magnet]

yes

[ripe forge]

i like a lot of animals but cats r just ❤️

[lost canyon]

Ikrrrrrrr

I love animals but I love cats the most

[full terrace]

Watching this cat while listening to "Argon Prime" by Zombie Hyperdrive

I'm a bunny fan

[humble parrot]

🤔

[sleek flume]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LIGlBAFu1xk?feature=share

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[lost canyon]

Bunny’s are cute my cousin use to have one

[sleek flume]

Gotta love that 10 cents for every $7 spent.

[ripe forge]

i have a senior bunny

from a fur farm rescue

shes silly

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/LMKBkh1.png do i need this also

[sleek flume]

Mmmm

50/50

[full terrace]

I like the deer one better but that one makes me think you're super huggable

[north quiver]

most of their teddy bear shirts are dumb fuzzy fleece things

pff i found one butits for toddlers, sheins lame

[junior hawk]

Nope. Dogs all the way

[full terrace]

Maybe yours will look cute in it?

[north quiver]

okok what about htis one https://i.imgur.com/OtH0CWk.png

[full terrace]

I think it's cute

[north quiver]

excuse me the bear overall led me to cute frog sweater and i have changed my mind

[icy yoke]

man fuck that, wear THIS https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209875983306326097/1220908247385378938/il_794xN.png?ex=6610a669&is=65fe3169&hm=fb7a8b88114cd195236d858c80f3101a0c8c2372c89668671b9c7a78822d6ba6&

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/gysoZyr.png

[frozen bluff]

😂

[quartz magnet]

would

[ripe forge]

omg i love that

[sleek flume]

Oh thats cute

[junior hawk]

Bruh. I’m at work you gotta stop this.

[north quiver]

those arms look comfy af i choose frog sweater https://i.imgur.com/f0PlnTC.png

[icy yoke]

now thats a cute ass outfit

[sleek flume]

^

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[full terrace]

You'd look great in that outfit imo

[north quiver]

id prob wear a pink skirt i hate pants tho

[full mountain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208324263233462282/1220910062076301443/Tatu_spam.jpg?ex=6610a81a&is=65fe331a&hm=1ddf7049b7f3c238c7816b3e4c203df76d06176df37603c6631684345c8968de&=&format=webp&width=380&height=676

[sleek flume]

Don't you'll overload her brain

[full mountain]

you wanna know what's an overload?

[deft python]

me too tbh

[full mountain]

the fact that i have 2 spam related tatu pictures
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208324263233462282/1220910251499454626/tatu-spam.png?ex=6610a847&is=65fe3347&hm=cad1c3794690bf62afe6d920e0ce35da14bae7f75e4d2b131c7588e9b352019d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=659&height=676

[full terrace]

Oh? I didn't figure though but I suppose I've never looked at your legs 🤣

[sleek flume]

This d- too many things plugged in to an outlet?

[deft python]

don't eat the squirtle 😭

[full terrace]

I also hate pants

[full mountain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208324263233462282/1220910250736095232/tatu-ok.png?ex=6610a847&is=65fe3347&hm=ba837b8e883ab9979bc904eb8f7c8ced90f75e5a179bae38bac4aeadaec539e5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=541&height=676
april fooooooolls

[sleek flume]

Lmfao

Bruh

[full mountain]

he was just hiding in there to jump scare u

[deft python]

tatu 😭

[full mountain]

ye

[junior hawk]

Ya know if you’d replace the stuffing that Tatu would be much happier

[full mountain]

true, but he;s chill af atm so it's all good in the hood

[junior hawk]

Poor little dude always looks so deflated

[full mountain]

a bit yeah

but don't worry, he's chillin' in actuallity

[junior hawk]

He looks like one of the guys from those old anti marijuana ads

[full mountain]

maxin' and chillaxin'

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/melting-hot-lazy-couch-potato-gif-14340877

[deft python]

is that why crocheters stuff the ever living daylights out of their plushes?

they're always so...hard

I prefer soft/huggy stuffies

[full mountain]

yeee Tatu is very soft

[full terrace]

cough cough

[full mountain]

Nah Tatu ain't like that

[sleek flume]

No

[full mountain]

he's just chillin' dood

[full terrace]

I also prefer them soft ❤️

[junior hawk]

Tatu is more blanket than he is plushie anymore

[north quiver]

bruh shein has palworld stuff

[sleek flume]

I bet you do.

[deft python]

do you know why other crocheters put so much stuffing in their plushes?

[junior hawk]

That’s literally him in the gif

[full terrace]

I'm already goin to hell. I resisted my primal urge. I will not let you drag me further into the abyss

[full mountain]

wat
like... an official collab? or bootleg stuff

[deft python]

I'm guessing b

[full mountain]

Nah you got it alllllll wrong, man

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/4T2R3JF.png

[full mountain]

Tatu has lawyers on stand by! he will sue the daylights outta ya for defamation!

[sleek flume]

Because yarn doesn't hold its shape all to well

[rapid marsh]

I can hear TaTus screams. “Please, refresh my stuffing! I’m dying”.

Plushie abuse 😞

[junior hawk]

Neglect at the very least

[rapid marsh]

Deflation.

[full terrace]

I prefer inflation

[full mountain]

i was aboutta make that joke, lol

[mighty yoke]

anyone interested in making palworld on roblox

[junior hawk]

Nope

[full mountain]

Nah, this is what he's saying: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208324263233462282/1220911963488653372/Tatu_Snow.mp4?ex=6610a9df&is=65fe34df&hm=a337f5a84f48a7f3b0a21e463427eecb4b578f2be7a3fc60f159ca75f0cc0643&

[rapid marsh]

Seriously Carby, get tatu some stuffing, give tatu their bounce back 😭

[full mountain]

tatu iz chillin'

[junior hawk]

Tatu is chilling cause that’s all he can do

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ned-flanders-milk-epic-sussy-flanders-gif-25223054

[junior hawk]

Laying there lookin like a pancake

[deft python]

seeing tatu in video i think i might have to agree

prayers for tatu 🙏

[rapid marsh]

Stuffing for tatu!

[full mountain]

Maaaaaan

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-starving-thinking-about-food-i-need-food-hangry-gif-15328819

[full mountain]

all y'all so negative, literally body shaming Tatu

apologize right now or i'm saying a bad word

[junior hawk]

I will not apologize for standing up for those who can’t sit up by themselves

Bro can’t even support his own weight

[icy yoke]

take that bitch to build a bear

[north quiver]

shein just traumatized me

[junior hawk]

Take him to build a bear

[deft python]

I'm sorry I started laughing out loud at this one

Come over Carby I have polyfill

[full mountain]

NINCOMPOOP!!!

[junior hawk]

Everyone block Carby until he takes care of Tatu

[north quiver]

||https://i.imgur.com/rNdUCph.png||

[deft python]

justice for tatu

💀

[north quiver]

lmao

[sleek flume]

bro

[frozen bluff]

I saw what you deleted

[deft python]

we all saw... 👁️

[full mountain]

🗿

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/demo-mesa-demoman-demo-gif-17471273512645696081

[full mountain]

for the record i meant like, having my body be crushed by a giant dismebodied hand

[junior hawk]

You have my attention

[north quiver]

"Banana Shaped Decoration Crafts" is all it is called

[full mountain]

not anything sexual

[deft python]

take photos of you commiting violent acts to one and send that back whenever someone sends a pp pic

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/puffer-fish-panic-gif-24690452

[full mountain]

God i wish this were me

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/vHxe9f3.png $2 SOLD

[deft python]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-dog-hotdog-dicer-gif-5342002

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-24749838

[full terrace]

I didn't see.... I was working. What did I miss????

[deft python]

Carby wanting to be firmly grasped by a disembodied hand

[full mountain]

#off-topic message i replied to this with "God i wish this were me" and then deleted it to play a jape on the channel

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/Qa2GoRy.png the broken english makes it so much better

[sleek flume]

*** Guard the Safety***

[full mountain]

holy shit is that bronze Kar98?

[full terrace]

A jape,?

[north quiver]

of the car

while swimming

[sleek flume]

Lmfao

[full mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kar98k-bolt-action-rifle-bfv-bfv-reloads-tactical-reload-gif-21185995

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/byJtB3Y.png

[full mountain]

"I'm reloading, cover me!"

[deft python]

just get one of those duck cars

I'm sure the average person can get one

[north quiver]

I need to buy out the stock and open a store locally

[full terrace]

God I wish that were me 🤤

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf2solider-dr-lalve-53135-gif-18914967

[full mountain]

a joke yeah

[north quiver]

$50 per duck, no barters

[small berry]

I want my fingers to dispense bullets too

[full terrace]

Oh 😆

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

[deft python]

😔

[north quiver]

ill line my front sidewalk with them, nobody will ever approach my house

[deft python]

home security™️

[north quiver]

OH MY GOD THERES REVIEWS WITH IMAGES

[deft python]

show

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/6Hdt2pn.png

[deft python]

he is so much cooler than me

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/mXa3vIl.png

pls tell me this is part of a series

[sleek flume]

Jeep girls lmao

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-rubber-duck-quack-lake-float-gif-13793633

[north quiver]

IT IS, THERE ARE MORE DUCKS

[deft python]

the duck jeeps lol
there's two at my university

[full terrace]

That ducks are so cool

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/m9PaMdu.png

[frozen bluff]

Got to it before I did. I swear EVERY JEEP DRIVER EVER DOES THIS SHIT

[sleek flume]

I got this chick that used to come to work that we kinda flirted back n forth a duck for her lifted pink sparkly jeep, and you'd think I'd given her a million dollars.

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/MQTeoJo.png

[sleek flume]

Ducks in jeeps is a culture thing. Guys can do it but usually don't.

[north quiver]

omg theres so many ducks

[deft python]

to be honest I would be lying if I acted like I didn't have at least 25 rubber ducks somewhere

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/inspector-gadget-gadget-3d-sculpting-daily-challenge-turntable-animation-gif-25303203

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/UWXOQe6.png

[deft python]

they're fun to collect

[full terrace]

Why'd you not get with her? Ruined a good potential love story

[frozen bluff]

We need a horribly bitcrunched audio clip of inspecter gadget

[sleek flume]

Just didn't happen, sometimes it don't

[full terrace]

In your case it seems to be never

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/GhlfRBP.png

[frozen bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UStFfQyhSyw

[north quiver]

Dashboard/ Fuck that theyre going on a shelf

[sleek flume]

She was in college, for sure out of my league, Just didn't work out tis all.

She comes from money, me, just a poor boy from a poor family.

[full terrace]

No one is out of your league M8. And if she flirted back to you, you had a shot. You blew it

[full terrace]

Listen here you little shit

You're great!

[north quiver]

... I need to look at shein more often https://i.imgur.com/0O6nOx7.png

[sleek flume]

I'm being facetious lol

[north quiver]

TINY HANDS

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-clap-little-hands-congrats-gif-11962434

[full terrace]

Doesn't matter. You're the best you that has ever existed

[north quiver]

Great, banana light sabers

[full terrace]

End of story ❤️

[north quiver]

WTF THEYRE ONLY A DOLLAR

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/really-bitch-annoyed-face-stare-whatever-kid-gif-17309831

[gaunt viper]

**your conection to the host has been lost ** why?

[full terrace]

I'M FREE .. REE HEE HEE HEE

[sleek flume]

Because the host's connection was lost

[gaunt viper]

Bruh

noo for real

[sleek flume]

Could be many reasons broski

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-right-you-know-morgan-freeman-he-is-right-gif-9789067

[full terrace]

❤️❤️❤️

[north quiver]

they have fake feet, i found a new way to scam the feet people

[sleek flume]

Lmfao

[tough comet]

you could just show them happy feet on blu-ray

[icy yoke]

either that or theyll ask where you got them and then buy a whole closet full of disembodied feet

[deft python]

💀

cursed foot closet

[north quiver]

ok im stopping before i spend $1000 on ducks

[junior hawk]

Coward

[tough comet]

thats a Fowl

[sleek flume]

I've learned theres two types of feet people.
Chill people you'd never know liked feet.
fuckin weirdos that yell it from the roof tops and make everyone, especially women, feel uncomfortable.

[deft python]

option b also tries to trick you into sending photos of your feet for them to get off to

which is super weird imo

I don't like it when people are tricky...

don't ask me how I know 💀

[sleek flume]

I think that falls under the fist type?

[deft python]

no they're 100% weirdos

[full terrace]

I'd just ask you straight up for stuff like that

[small berry]

[quartz magnet]

how?
"omg.. i hate feet so much! i'd be so pissed if girls start dming me feet for trolling!"?

[deft python]

normal people would engage with a consenting adult
not feel the need to trick clueless people online

[sleek flume]

I mean.. tricking random people to sexually get off without their consent is uh.. pretty fuckin weird

But like...

[deft python]

it depends on the person but

I've had a dude threaten suicide and tell me the only way to save him was for some fresh toe pics

no thanks

[sleek flume]

You can be chill about it too lol

[deft python]

oh absolutely

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-3998567347368525851

[quartz magnet]

[deft python]

I was just adding onto the second type

[quartz magnet]

what in the fuack

[north quiver]

i made the mistake of looking at images of this outfit and now im gonna vomit excuse me

[full terrace]

Yikes

[full terrace]

Jesus Christ

[deft python]

people can be weird, especially online

[north quiver]

willing to DM but aint posting it here

[sleek flume]

Please do

[deft python]

you can curse my eyes

[sleek flume]

I regret that

[north quiver]

lmao

[junior hawk]

Just post it here

[sleek flume]

No, its best not

[junior hawk]

Can’t be that bad

[small berry]

[north quiver]

no ill get yelled at trust me

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-stare-blank-face-uh-okay-blink-gif-17510019

[full terrace]

I'll ask in DMs

[north quiver]

I can say im definitely NOT buying it now

[sleek flume]

Yeaaaahh...

Kinda ruined

[junior hawk]

With all due respect

The outfit is fine

[north quiver]

Every pic of someone wearing it, theyre wearing something 4 sizes too small, so even if it would flatter someone smaller or even them if they bought the appropriate size.. no

Like itd look fine on me but im scarred now

[sleek flume]

you can never unsee what has been seent

[full terrace]

I can, quite easily

[north quiver]

tho im tempted to get it and post a pic of a normal size person wearing it

[full terrace]

Do it!!!!

[junior hawk]

That’s it. Let’s all post selfies of ourselves in the outfit

I could rock it

[full terrace]

I couldn't.

[junior hawk]

Why not