off-topic

[deft python]

When dudes DM you asking if you're single 💀

[sleek flume]

No it's always unhinged. The trick is to ignore the parts you dorn want to see, then it appears normal xD

[north quiver]

i get far worse, ask @sleek flume ive dmed him screenshots of the msgs i get lmao

[sleek flume]

It's true

Some sad dudes lol

[deft python]

I believe it, that's what I got this morning 🤣
I was hoping it was a commissioner

[peak mauve]

Nah like sum was saying they feeling like nothing n stuff so I just started explaining why life is worth it

[hearty sonnet]

Jeez, I guess I'm not surprised TBH

[north quiver]

i cant even paraphrase the DMs because just paraphrasing is nsfw.

[hearty sonnet]

Oh lord

[sleek flume]

Typical bobs and vegene stuff

But like, amped up

[night plume]

I'll be single, and be a hot if they want to start sending me money for bills xD
There are plenty of places or people I can get pics from

[north quiver]

Some person on FB was messaging me once a week saying they wanted to be locked in my closet forever covered in panty hose

[frozen bluff]

😂

[deft python]

My DMs are better when I stay away from "furry places" because too many furries online can't fathom

consent

"Hurr durr, you not wanting to look at the porn I sent you without asking is restricting MUH SEXUAL FWEEDOMS"

[north quiver]

I was ????? no ??????

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/uhhhh-steve-buscemi-uhm-stare-confused-gif-17035459

[deft python]

Right 😭

My account isn't even remotely NSFW so it's weird when people bother me about that sort of thing

[north quiver]

Sometimes I find random pics of poop on google and spoiler it and say here you go

[sleek flume]

Had to block and report a gay dude who would not stop harassing me about 'giving him a try'

[sleek flume]

L O L

[deft python]

BRO that's creepy as hell

[sleek flume]

Ikr

[frozen bluff]

Man it'd be great if I had people find me attractive like that

Then at the same time I'd hate to have to put up with that

[night plume]

Wait, that was here? I thought that happened in another Discord I was in 🤔

[north quiver]

I dont even open snapchat unless I actually get my friends dming me on discord saying to check it, because 90 percent are ||dick pics||

[deft python]

My boyfriend made a pic for me to send creeps like that

It's him wearing one of my bras and flashing his nipples

[sleek flume]

I was polite in the beginning, I said sorry, I don't roll that way

And he kept at it

[peak mauve]

I would put that person in the closet lock it with chains then lit it on fire while dancing around it like a tribe sacrifice ritual

[deft python]

This is why I don't snap good lord 😭

[hearty sonnet]

I got simped on HARD by a gay dude back when I streamed here in the VCs, before Palworld launch.
Was kinda nice lol

[north quiver]

I simp for @hollow tree

[frozen bluff]

People can't fathom how easy it is to make a guy feel good. Literally just give them ONE compliment and their whole fuckin week is made 😂

[sleek flume]

You know. I am 31 years old. I am just as pervy as the next typical guy. Yet I never once sent an (unsolicited) dpic. I just don't see why it would cross anyones mind.

[hearty sonnet]

Yup

[hollow tree]

Mutual simps

[hearty sonnet]

It was mega-flattering

[sleek flume]

We all simp for @hollow tree

[north quiver]

im too scared to simp for shell because he will reject me

[hearty sonnet]

I had to ban someone in the VC once for flashing his ding dong, I had to see it 🤢

[north quiver]

I have a box of ding dongs ima flash u

[frozen bluff]

Bruh 💀

[sleek flume]

Lmfaorofl

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-bowser-junior-sneaky-money-steal-money-gif-26305048

[deft python]

They certainly don't bother me afterwards

[north quiver]

i miss them being foil wrapped tho

[sleek flume]

I don't remember them ever being foil wrapped?

[north quiver]

I have also done the up close elbow/knee pics that look like theyre something else and people fapped to em

[sleek flume]

I didn't get them often as a kid tho, so maybe I just don't remember

[north quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/goldmember-austin-power-love-gold-gif-7399681

[frozen bluff]

Did somebody say gold?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416442716142960641/1220805469027831939/Gold_chunk1-fotor-bg-remover-20240322144440.png?ex=661046b1&is=65fdd1b1&hm=b4d027d6ec8039190380ffebe96aadb8ba39e0bc50a369006330eb61f225015b&

We're RICH

[quartz magnet]

We're RICH

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH

[sleek flume]

Not discord at all

[deft python]

We're RICH

[sleek flume]

we're RICH

[humble parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-compressed-gold-drg-deep-rock-galactic-were-rich-gif-27496741

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH

[quartz magnet]

We're RICH

[night plume]

Ah, then I guess I heard someone else have the same issue.

[humble parrot]

Chat was weird but I will always join the richtual

[sleek flume]

I mean it happens on discord I'm. Sure

[north quiver]

Bah, gold, THe real riches are the love and memories we create along the way tries to keep straight face

[frozen bluff]

We're RICH

[sleek flume]

It doesn't help I fit the 'gay bear' look that guy's like.

Just cause I'm tall, husky and hairy :(

[north quiver]

why did i picture u being one of those super hairless dudes

[sleek flume]

Definitely not lmao

[quartz magnet]

do ya like honey and salmon?

[frozen bluff]

It's really unnatural to me how many people tell me that I look similar to someone they know, or if I went to such and such high school

[sleek flume]

I.... I want to say yes but I'm scared

[deft python]

If it makes you feel any better, I find more men are attracted to me than women I'd actually like to be attracted to me as well 💀

[deft python]

Familiar face I suppose?

[sleek flume]

That doesn't make me feel better at all

[humble parrot]

I do wonder how people picture me sometimes

[frozen bluff]

I guess so 😂

[deft python]

There there

[humble parrot]

Considering all they can see is just my pfp

[ripe forge]

Aww 😦

Ppl are weird

[deft python]

My dumbass when someone irl DOESN'T look like their discord profile picture 🤯

[ripe forge]

Sorry you guys have had bad experiences

[frozen bluff]

I get "recognized" a lot and then go unseen all the other times. I should cosplay assassins again

[night plume]

points to your pfp
That

[frozen bluff]

Brb DRG mission

[sleek flume]

Like I'm not super incredibly hairy but I am hairy

[north quiver]

i dont look like my current server pfp because thats an edit where i made my skin whiter

[humble parrot]

Really?

[deft python]

I respect your confidence Wiggles

[sleek flume]

Evanescence moment.

[north quiver]

i wanted to be the hot vamp girl of my dreams

[ripe forge]

Haha

[deft python]

This is so real
Gotta become the hot girlfriend you want to date 💔

[ripe forge]

I wish I had ur confidence too 😭

[north quiver]

I have to tan for my skin disease so i will never get to be that pale 😦

[sleek flume]

Really?.... applies lipstick with trembling hands

[ripe forge]

LOL

[deft python]

Your health is definitely more important than a visual aesthetic

[deft python]

If it's what your heart desires ❤️

[night plume]

I picture it talking when I read what you type.
Heels is Bobby Hill in pink heels.
Despairagus switches between an emo asparagus (bc of your name for me xD it makes me chuckle) and one of the stuffed animals in their pic.
Wiggles is their pfp, but wiggle noodle version.

I expect I am Dumud in dragon wings with a paper knife :p

[deft python]

*note: do not force yourself to become a hot girlfriend if you do not desire such

[humble parrot]

Hmmm

[night plume]

Pfp changes confuse the crap out of me for a day or two xD

[humble parrot]

I almost never change mine

[hearty sonnet]

Me too lol

[humble parrot]

I've only done so twice on discord.

[hearty sonnet]

Name change screw me up royally

[hollow tree]

I did it

[sleek flume]

But fuck I ordered fuck damn it... puts wig back in box

[humble parrot]

I also don't change names, ever.

[hollow tree]

Hehehehehehe alrighty now I can chill

[sleek flume]

Congrats on losing your vcard

[hollow tree]

Rude

[sleek flume]

Sorry, you left it wide open

[hollow tree]

I cannot share the art here but just know it’s great and I’m proud of me

[humble parrot]

Good

[night plume]

🤔 I recall an episode where Bobby did this

[hearty sonnet]

Cuz that boy ain't right

[north quiver]

At least I get a kids free weekend 😄

[sleek flume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187047787196588113/1220821714733105182/Screenshot_20240322_154855_Discord.jpg?ex=661055d2&is=65fde0d2&hm=a9fd8877affaa8bd1c2c5c07198db6ef38ce92e1e43b4ff3d01739854d1b2678&

[hearty sonnet]

Oh shiiiiiit gratz

[sleek flume]

😏

[sleek flume]

Woot Woot

[hollow tree]

That’s my girly

[north quiver]

i vote we make an off topic vc but yall disappear on weekends

[hearty sonnet]

I'll join it

[sleek flume]

I am usually gaming or working in my workshop

[ripe forge]

I’ll join it too

[hearty sonnet]

I lived in a VC before Palworld launch

[humble parrot]

Did you pay rent

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sorprendido-cara-surprised-shocked-face-wow-oh-god-gif-15759918

[hollow tree]

That’s my dnd lady

[sleek flume]

I should not have opened that at work

[hollow tree]

That’s on you man it’s on Patreon

[hearty sonnet]

I was the landlord

[humble parrot]

Did you charge rent

[night plume]

This is the best ad so far o.O

[hearty sonnet]

They watched me play Craftopia and I accept that instead

[humble parrot]

I see

[sleek flume]

On more hour and it's the weeeekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend baybe

[hollow tree]

I gotta work tomorrow

[sleek flume]

Sad stinky Eggo

[hollow tree]

STINKY EGG

to be fair I’m finishing early

[sleek flume]

Gotta wash your socks once I a while

Or don't and sell them

[hollow tree]

Ew

[sleek flume]

She wouldn't be saying Ew when she gets that $100 or more

[humble parrot]

Sell egg water

[ripe forge]

Same 😭

[hollow tree]

No I’m just gonna be a Patreon girl

[sleek flume]

That's cool too

[hollow tree]

It’s like an Etsy girl but degenerate

[ripe forge]

Lol

[sleek flume]

You are wholesome with some spice, stay that way.

[hollow tree]

Drat

[sleek flume]

Like, some Dijon mustard

Some girls are mayonnaise, some are chili powder

You're dijon mustard

[hollow tree]

That’s a compliment I think I’ll take it

[sleek flume]

It was indeed, dear Eggo.

[hollow tree]

Sneaky preview that’s SFW https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1179319860652670997/1220823735334998178/Untitled150_20240322194152.jpg?ex=661057b4&is=65fde2b4&hm=94dd3da53217b7b57ab2627268dd71b64627b293c9dd7c206cf39902dfeacee8&

[quartz magnet]

interesting

[north quiver]

im worcestershire

[hollow tree]

My shading is way better than it used to be

[sleek flume]

Don't forget Cale has some freckles :)

[hollow tree]

Yis I always do freckles at the end

[sleek flume]

It is really good

[quartz magnet]

your style did changed fast. i remember ya saying that couldnt do anything buy chibis

[hollow tree]

I took some lessons from the fiancé and it’s still super anime I guess

[sleek flume]

Yes, it is

But that is a step in the right direction for realistic stuff

Just as drawing a single piece is many steps of circles and squares, art itself is many steps.

[hollow tree]

Yis

Still gotta figure out how to advertise the Patreon without throwing lewd stuff out there

[sleek flume]

Just draw your regular stuff and advertise that

And "and much more on my patreon! '

And maybe hint to lewdism

[quartz magnet]

i usually see patreon people going for the trends too

[sleek flume]

'😉😉'

[quartz magnet]

see whatever is popular at the moment and draw fanart of it

[hollow tree]

I have to figure out trends now? Drat

[quartz magnet]

ya dont have to. its just another way to do it

[hollow tree]

I should honestly just gonna keep doing what I’m doing I’m sure the lil lewd lovers will come out to play

[quartz magnet]

if its working, keep going then

[sleek flume]

lil lewd lovers

[hollow tree]

Gonna call them the LLLs from now on

[hollow tree]

Thank you Caos ❤️

[deft python]

Off topic but

I need someone to make a quivern plush that is
-not $300
-looks like quivern

The mass produced ones look poopy imo but the ones made by individuals are expensive because they put a lot of effort into it

Another overcast day indeed
Better comfortable than not

[rapid marsh]

You’re at the cross road- pick one.
You cannot get both.

[deft python]

For a second I was scared it was the weekend already and that I needed to change out my sticker

Nope, still got one more day

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-stuffed-toy-shaking-cute-kids-toy-gif-14383708

Best I can do

[ripe forge]

That’s scary

[sleek flume]

Stinky Eggo

[hollow tree]

STINKY EGGO

[deft python]

The mass produced Chillet looks fine they just did Quivern dirty

Like his face isn't right 💀

You're not wrong though

Part of me is considering waiting to see if anyone else drops better looking ones but

If I'm impatient I'll have to suck it up

[sleek flume]

It's like summoning a demon

But a kind, nice demon

[rapid marsh]

Be patient and you might find the good quiverns starting to be produced more. Possibly.

[deft python]

I'm hoping that the crochet chillet pattern will help hold me over

I'm so excited to be able to make one! Once I go through the pattern once, I'm going to multiply the stitches to make him LORGE

Quivern doesn't really look like any pokemon though

[icy yoke]

If you want quality you ain’t gonna get it cheap

I’ve paid tons of money for plushies

[full terrace]

I just woke up from a 3+ hour nap lol

[deft python]

Oh I know, I just want the face to be right

[deft python]

So have I

My Catshark is my most valuable asset because of my art dolls and plushes I've commissioned of him 😭

He used to be worth more than my car, until I got a nicer one

Classic pokemon fan stretch

"they're both white dragons hurdur"

https://tenor.com/view/blue-eyes-white-dragon-gif-12521115

Next you're going to tell me this also looks similar 🤣

[frozen bluff]

IT'S QUIVERN

[deft python]

I'm not being obtuse

[full terrace]

Nah you're a cute 😂

[deft python]

I'm just tired of seeing accusations of oh this pal looks like this Pokemon and it's like hardly even similar

"oh woe is me"

Don't play victim dude

[icy yoke]

Quivern is probably one of the pals that looks the least like an existing Pokémon imo

It looks nothing like reshiram besides being white

[deft python]

Literally what I was thinking

[deft python]

Thank you

[icy yoke]

Reshiram is a Disney version of the blue eyes white dragon from yugioh

[deft python]

No wonder everyone has you blocked 💀

[humble parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/298630056685731841/1220831052768083999/image.png?ex=66105e84&is=65fde984&hm=6bac220a33a556f4aa7e310134e7c0224bf789c4a893d4b7696a6f6139b3b05c&

[deft python]

Have you considered that if everyone is supposedly passive towards you, that maybe you're the one causing problems?

Ah shit, Baby could never be the problem though

[deft python]

Looks nothing like quivern

Deadass resembles the NEOPET dragon more

[icy yoke]

Quivern is cute I like quivern

[humble parrot]

Reshiram is one of my favorites, I know it looks nothing like Quivern

[deft python]

Me too man
I'm just experiencing #firstworldproblems

[humble parrot]

If anything I'd compare Quivern more with Ventuswill, given the whole friendly feather dragon thing

But different games

[full terrace]

Wait there are people still talking about this kinda thing?

[deft python]

I smell projection
I know I'm not butthurt 🤷

[frozen bluff]

Apparently so 😂

[icy yoke]

Of course there are lmao

Some people just love to cause trouble

[deft python]

Aye aye captain

[frozen bluff]

Palworld passed legal reviews and it's already been through the courts of law. Dead argument that's been dead for over 2 months now, no big deal

[sleek flume]

Tike to go home

Byeee bbl

[storm flame]

cant you people just like both

[hollow tree]

Byeeee

[deft python]

These bitches will do anything but admit that they're the problem 💀

[quartz magnet]

cya hookers

[full terrace]

I mean I like causing trouble to

[icy yoke]

Once someone starts to call people butthurt and sad, you know they’re only trolling

[deft python]

You so can

[frozen bluff]

You can, it's easy

[hollow tree]

Or we can just all agree to disagree

And move on

[full terrace]

I love both

[hollow tree]

Let’s not name call

Either side

[deft python]

It's not just you sweets but I'm glad you think you're special

There's a few trolls around here

[sleek flume]

aye, fuck off

[deft python]

Also great way to use autism as an insult 😝

I'm autistic and it doesn't bother me 🙂

[hollow tree]

Enough.
Nobody is a bitch or autistic in a slanderous way.

[deft python]

Then you are literally able-ist lmao

[icy yoke]

Yeah clearly this guy is a low effort troll who’s words mean nothing

Best to just ignore them

[deft python]

Yeah I think I'm adding myself to that list of people who have him blocked

[sleek flume]

Comes in and calls women ugly and desperate and then the next day calls then rude names. What a great personality

[full terrace]

I'm gonna use goofy autist when I refer to you from now on ❤️

[deft python]

It's a shame but you got to do it

[deft python]

Honestly if I'm goofy enough to make you laugh ❤️

[sleek flume]

when?

[full terrace]

Why should it bother her? Just curious

[hollow tree]

Last night guy

[jade palm]

Is craftopia and pal world different?

[full terrace]

🤣

[frozen bluff]

Yes they are

[quartz magnet]

yes. two diferent games

[jade palm]

What is the difference

[deft python]

Oh no but HE isn't the problem. He's the pro victim! Everyone is just being passive aggressive towards him
Poor baby!

[storm flame]

very much

[rapid marsh]

I’ve had him blocked for ages. Welcome to the club.

[deft python]

I try not to block people but dang they added that button for a reason

[storm flame]

whos the wierd one i wanna block too

[hollow tree]

You did. Numerous times last night. It’s why people were upset with you, sweets. I think it’s why you ended up muted or something too.

[quartz magnet]

one have a lot more sanbox and others stuffs like vehicles. the other is more focused on monster capture stuff

[humble parrot]

I see him always involved in arguments in this channel

[sleek flume]

Same

[humble parrot]

So I know to not take him serisouly on any manner

[icy yoke]

Clearly he doesn’t own an air fryer

[jade palm]

Vehicles on craftopia?

[quartz magnet]

yes

[rapid marsh]

Shoulda seen some of the “memes” he was putting up.

[deft python]

This is the only logical conclusion

[hearty sonnet]

Lots, they're my specialty

[jade palm]

Ohh so it’s still in development right

[deft python]

Oh lord 💀
Do I even want to know?

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/craftopia-shell-knight-buggy-goblin-gif-7283876267913817585

[sleek flume]

Hey Shell is here

[quartz magnet]

ah, there is Shell! the best person to talk about craftopia!

[storm flame]

looks like fortnite tbh

[unborn mauve]

guys i start palworld on my new pc and, holy fuck

[hollow tree]

I understand that and whilst I personally cannot get behind that line of minuscule thinking, I think I get it.
Again, I would express you should attempt to be a somewhat nicer individual and you’ll do much better in future interactions rather than breeding negativity and nothing but vitriol hatred. I promise you, the results are much more of a blessing.

[unborn mauve]

its so

beautifull

[storm flame]

its addictive right

[frozen bluff]

It do be a very pretty game

[unborn mauve]

im almost at max config

[full terrace]

Rekt lol

[icy yoke]

I love palworld

[quartz magnet]

Egg

[hollow tree]

Hm?

[humble parrot]

He was removed

[deft python]

Egg out here being too polite

[humble parrot]

Gone, reduced to atoms

[frozen bluff]

Deleted from existence

[sleek flume]

Egg is too pure

[deft python]

Again 😭🤣

[icy yoke]

Oh wait he got banned???

[full terrace]

She's a goddess

[hollow tree]

Well I sent the message before he was and it’s still important for everyone to understand it

[icy yoke]

Finally let’s go

[unborn mauve]

actualy, i can run max without drop too

[hollow tree]

Don’t name call.

[quartz magnet]

youre like.. a very nice and kind person..
but sometimes ya got realize that not everyone got good intention or are being bad by mistakes

[sleek flume]

Our little stinky red head goddesses

[full terrace]

Understood you wonderful person you 😋

[deft python]

Could I have been nicer?
Potentially
Did it warrant his reaction?
No

I'll take that

[frozen bluff]

There's not one time he ever responded to my statement that Palworld passed legal review and already went through the courts of law 😂

[full terrace]

Nah, you were good

[icy yoke]

Lizard guy was clearly a troll so it’s good he got banned

[humble parrot]

Hmm

[frozen bluff]

It was very low effort

[humble parrot]

Was it Shell?

[full terrace]

Not much you can say to cold hard facts

[humble parrot]

Or did he trip automod and got himself autobanned

[hollow tree]

I don’t think they’re doing it by mistake. However, greeting them with hatred and bitterness only invokes them to defend with the same hatred they’ve likely had to for a long time.
I’m not gonna call them a bitch or start more arguments.

Greeting people with kindness and some level of empathy has worked well for me. I won’t stop doing that, even if they are genuinely terrible.

[frozen bluff]

That's why he never replied ahahaha

[quartz magnet]

idk who whatever finally banned that onee, but bless ya 🙏

[deft python]

He tried to offer me help but from the perspective of someone who crafts it was a terrible idea

Should have just said "that's not really how crafts work" and moved on

But I got caught on "this pal looks like a pokemon"

[hearty sonnet]

No I banned him, his history is just all harassment

[icy yoke]

Surprised it took so long to ban him

[rapid marsh]

Not relevant anymore. Seems someone removed him from the server now

[hearty sonnet]

His whole thing was trolling here in https://discord.com/channels/505994577942151180/737858451375390791

[quartz magnet]

im not gonna be rude and do the same things those nasty people do, but at same time, i wont pet them on the head.

[frozen bluff]

My set of keys looks like a pokemon. Nintendo has their sniper rifles trained on me right now

[deft python]

Yes

[full terrace]

He technically wasn't breaking a ton of rules if you wanna be real

[hollow tree]

I didn’t pet them on the head.

[sleek flume]

What if I troll #bugs-feedback-cheat-form

[quartz magnet]

thank ya very much. like, really

[rapid marsh]

And posting “memes” that were not really memes, like that Ned bloke.

[icy yoke]

Yeah thank you for finally banning him

[storm flame]

even if some do look like pokemon who tf cares the game is dope

[humble parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/palworld-katress-pokemon-bonk-gif-10463076254663145427

[deft python]

We can move on but I just want to take responsibility of getting a bit hostile when I shouldn't have. I will leave it at that.

I'm not beating the dead horse

[hearty sonnet]

You're next

jk

[hollow tree]

Honestly what a joke.

[hollow anvil]

🔪

[deft python]

😭
Please spare me shelly

[hollow tree]

Catch ya later

[sleek flume]

You shouldn't beat dead horses.. That's kinda nasty

[frozen bluff]

bnuuy!

[deft python]

Sorry Egg. Cya

[icy yoke]

When am I getting banned I got into like two arguments the other day

[deft python]

Only if you wait too long

[sleek flume]

Take care Dear Eggo

I need to be driving bye

[full terrace]

Yeah you need to accept your punishment! 😂

[civic linden]

Hello im new

[deft python]

Bye 👋

[storm flame]

wassup

[quartz magnet]

welcom

[deft python]

Welcome 🐋

[civic linden]

Thanks : D

[deft python]

Self reflection 😔

[frozen bluff]

Welcome new playa

[full mountain]

Hey, hope you're doing well and enjoy your stay here, palworld is awesome the the frens here can only make it better!

They r cool

[storm flame]

most of em

[civic linden]

👍

[full terrace]

Sure sure 😒

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ophelia-midnight-vtuber-yandere-anime-girl-anime-gif-3933517542558153294

[full mountain]

Eh, no need to bring up any negativity with a new user

[full terrace]

Hello ❤️❤️❤️

[hollow tree]

Why not we can’t be nice about it

[full terrace]

Please Stab Me Mommy

[hollow anvil]

Do you really want to get banned that much?

[humble parrot]

I like dramas

[icy yoke]

Of course!!!! I am the biggest troll on this server

[frozen bluff]

He wants to get beaned

[icy yoke]

I’ve fooled you all

[frozen bluff]

🫘

[rapid marsh]

@icy yoke don’t make me fire up the rotisserie!

[icy yoke]

I won’t tell you how I fooled you but I did

[icy yoke]

🔥 🔥

[rapid marsh]

Everyone loves a good roast.

[full terrace]

I don't mind trolls. They're a funny race.... Just don't be obnoxious

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[full mountain]

I've been keep a low profile/outta here cuz ngl, arguing here was getting waaaaay too exhausting. Life I nicer when you just... Chill

[hearty sonnet]

This server has liked & respected trolls, just an FYI

[icy yoke]

Unlike me

[humble parrot]

🤔

[full terrace]

Oh we gonna be eating @icy yoke ???

[hearty sonnet]

Shallot is a well liked troll on the Craftopia side

It's possible

[rapid marsh]

Nah, just roasting em.
The moderators will allow light roasting.

[hearty sonnet]

You don't gotta go straight down the dark path

[azure raft]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-spongebob-deed-is-gif-19583264

[full terrace]

Laaaame

[humble parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/shoe-eat-gif-20770402

[full terrace]

👀

[full mountain]

Hmmm? No I mean the new person doesn't need to be introduced to all that, hopefully they won't have a negative experience while they're here, but if they do, I'm sure they'll know how to navigate it

[full terrace]

Can this be marked as NSFW?

[humble parrot]

Why

[rapid marsh]

@icy yoke we found the files for your poop update. They look like shit tbh 😆

[full mountain]

Fair and valid

[icy yoke]

Yeah baby…….

[full mountain]

Hee hee ecks dee

[deft python]

This isn't what I expected

[tough comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709853612385501246/1220836287121199185/436d3aff-24d6-4ea9-a276-b6dc6d200e65.a1bbbd18973b9e4866724a6f53482179.webp?ex=66106364&is=65fdee64&hm=b6de431689a46896a15c4a85f3c3f5e665a03845d6b1556da5c68eb3ce1ac433&

gross

[storm flame]

nice ding dong bro

[icy yoke]

Yum yum I love seeing ding dongs

I like to suck the cream out of them

[deft python]

When you get that dingdong cream

[deft python]

Beat me to it

[wild mountain]

does it really have to be said that everyone is allowed to talk here? be it pc, mac, xbox, mobile, 3ds, etc user. treat each other with respect and follow da #rules.

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ding-dong-gif-22955046

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-dear-dog-doggo-aww-gif-14637391

[frozen bluff]

You'd be surprised - sometimes this is the case

[full terrace]

Yeah I'm sure you can get it whenever you want 😞

[quartz magnet]

🙏

[frozen bluff]

Also you aren't safe

[full mountain]

Commodore 64

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/dashie-games-dashie-charlie-guzman-gif-14415024

Lori

[storm flame]

yeah say whatever you want just be nice bout it

[full terrace]

I'd accept people if they played on the Potato

[rapid marsh]

I know someone who owns one for the older games.

[full mountain]

Heh, I get this reference

[hearty sonnet]

Wow there's so many mods

[full mountain]

Dachie... Dachie!

[deft python]

I think I'd be more impressed than anything if someone managed to play on a potato

[full mountain]

Noice

[icy yoke]

So many chances to be banned

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-in-chat-gif-26382530

[frozen bluff]

DACHIE! 🚲 DACHIE

[full terrace]

We are naughty children

[night plume]

I have an Intelivision

[full mountain]

Let's do it, whatta need me to do 2 get banned? We can argue a controversial topic

[storm flame]

yeah whats the line here

[frozen bluff]

Just say Palworld ripped off of pokemon. That usually throws people in a tizzy every time 😂

[rapid marsh]

So many chances to be put into the rotisserie

[full terrace]

Good question .. I dunno TBH

[deft python]

I'll be the first to admit that certain Pals look quite reminiscent of Pokemon but my boy Quivern was INNOCENT

[deft python]

From my understanding
-don't be an ass
-don't be a troll

-don't be confrontational

[rapid marsh]

Hmmmmm, religion, politics, sexuality.
There’s more than that, I’m not advocating that they be chosen though 😆

[full terrace]

Don't post anything too explicit

[frozen bluff]

Oh yeah, I know. It's easy to see that there was certainly inspiration... but inspiration isn't illegal 😉

[deft python]

Aye aye captain!!

[full terrace]

I thought I was captain?

[full mountain]

Nah, I'm gonna use this opportunity for good, and set out a litmus test to see who's chill and not chat:

ahem...

[full terrace]

What's that?

[full mountain]

Trans rights are human rights

[deft python]

Everyone can be captain

[full mountain]

And I'm outta here

[hearty sonnet]

It's funny that people call him Lori and they call me Shelly haha

[storm flame]

pokemon fell off after gen 5 anyways this is better

[full mountain]

🏳️‍⚧️

[frozen bluff]

I think I'm literally the only person who does this 😂

[deft python]

I just like them both lol
Little guys little guys

[wild urchin]

Hello…..

[storm flame]

yeah me too

[frozen bluff]

But I started doing it because someone misread his name with an L (even though they're different on discord)

[deft python]

We can like little guys together!!

[frozen bluff]

And I was like "haa dat funi"

[deft python]

Little guys! Little guys!

[rapid marsh]

People are people.

[hearty sonnet]

I've seen it before haha, you're just keeping the tradition alive

[full terrace]

Hawt?

[frozen bluff]

Someone has to do it!

[icy yoke]

All I think of with that name is him

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/akuma-bungeejumping-fireball-streetfighter-gif-6003765

[deft python]

Which one do you like the most

[icy yoke]

Actually that gif was too flashy

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-iori-yagami-laughing-hysterically-gif-19306482

[full terrace]

I'm a fan of frosties 👀

[frozen bluff]

Is that kakyoin

[deft python]

Frosties?

[full mountain]

Exactly, everyone should just respect each other's happiness, ya know?

[icy yoke]

N-no

It’s iori

[full mountain]

Gotta let people live their truth

[icy yoke]

Iori from king of fighters

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/dashie-games-dashie-charlie-guzman-gif-14415024

Lori

[full terrace]

Yeah I like ice type Pokemon and pals

[deft python]

You mean iori isn't a waifu

[full mountain]

More like the Queen of fighters

[deft python]

Oh! I see! At first I thought it might be a English name for a pal that I didn't know because I'm playing the game in German

[icy yoke]

No iori is a dude

The one from king of fighters I mean

[rapid marsh]

Indeed. What should not be done however, is virtue signal (by that I mean- token attempts, they’re more insulting than complimentary).

[full terrace]

Where are you from?

[icy yoke]

I mean you can probably call him your waifu if you want

[storm flame]

whats a pal name that sound aggresive in german but cute in eng?

[deft python]

Canada technically but I currently live in the U.S.

[full terrace]

Why do all the cute girls live outside the US normally lol

[hollow tree]

Our princess and king have cancer

[frozen bluff]

And if anything else - don't push your ideologies onto other people. Nothing breeds hatred faster than forced acceptance. This goes for any side

[full mountain]

Yea that just comes off as disingenuous, I agree. But people shouldn't call any representation virtue signaling, ya know?

[icy yoke]

Living in the US adds a hundred points to your ugly meter

[frozen bluff]

Damn I have the high score 😔

[deft python]

I don't really think German comes off as aggressively as a lot of English speakers think
But my favourite curse words are
Hösenscheißer (pants shitter)
Arschgeige (ass fiddle) 🎻

[full mountain]

I'm at 115 then

[icy yoke]

The most beautiful people are space aliens because humans are trash 🤘

[storm flame]

im gonna use arschgeige from now on

[full terrace]

Not xenophile... Sorry

[quartz magnet]

those aliens look like Lunaris?

[deft python]

The US has really low food standards, which makes Americans less healthy than other nations
The American food standards are "does it kill ya? No? You can eat it!"

It wasn't until more recently that corn starch became.legal in Germany

[icy yoke]

Why can’t I be isekaid to palworld…. Where there are no laws against the pals Batman…

[deft python]

As you should ❤️

[frozen bluff]

I've been thinking about Katress in a maid outfit since yesterday tbh

[full terrace]

I like thicc women though anyways

[full terrace]

🧐

[full mountain]

Whoa whoa whoa hey hey

[quartz magnet]

im coloring it

[rapid marsh]

As an example- this is current events too by the way.
Hell divers 2- refuses to allow flags/ symbols of any kind. I agree with this- a United gamer base, is better than a divided one. No one cares what you identify as, or where you’re from, only that you play the game.

[hollow tree]

I’d be eaten by a relaxasauros in three seconds

[frozen bluff]

Oh Lord 😂

[deft python]

I'm a xenophile because I love accents and find them very attractive

Like, who are you? What's your story?

[storm flame]

bro you high or something

[icy yoke]

I’d be eating a relaxaurus in three seconds 😏

[full mountain]

Only that you FIGHT FOR SUPEREARTH!!!

[frozen bluff]

Anyway I disappear to rock and stone

[icy yoke]

We’re rich

[full terrace]

Why won't you just love me 😭🤣

[frozen bluff]

I got somethin for ya later

[quartz magnet]

We’re rich

[icy yoke]

We’re rich

[full mountain]

Anyways I go eat pizza

[deft python]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hug-bff-best-friend-friend-gif-9512793

[full mountain]

Cya

[deft python]

We're RICH

[icy yoke]

We’re rich

[storm flame]

how

[full mountain]

Remember that gender is fluid and non binary, okay baaaaaiiii

[frozen bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416442716142960641/1220805469027831939/Gold_chunk1-fotor-bg-remover-20240322144440.png?ex=661046b1&is=65fdd1b1&hm=b4d027d6ec8039190380ffebe96aadb8ba39e0bc50a369006330eb61f225015b&

[icy yoke]

We’re rich

[quartz magnet]

We’re rich

[full mountain]

[rapid marsh]

Yes. But allowing identification of a group, can lead to division of communities and allows for discrimination.
As gamers, we should be caring about the quality of the game, not the token signals forced into them.

[icy yoke]

We’re rich

[deft python]

We're RICH

[full mountain]

I get what you mean, but there's some nuance to it all, ya know?

Anyways, shut up and let me eat, love u k thx bi

[quartz magnet]

😑

[rapid marsh]

Nuance is one thing, shoehorn is another 😘

[sleek flume]

Am home

[deft python]

Welcome home! ☺️

[storm flame]

let bro enjoy his damn pizza man

[icy yoke]

Welcome home we’re rich

[quartz magnet]

welcom home, hooker

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-enfer-david-taroz-juggern-jugegern-gif-24186100

[icy yoke]

Imagine being rich with rock and stone

[rapid marsh]

They’re more than welcome to their pizza, pizza is love, pizza is life.

[sleek flume]

Today I start clearing out the closet so I can build computer shelf

[icy yoke]

Sorry but no one is enjoying they damn pizza on my watch

[full terrace]

You gonna stop me?

[icy yoke]

I sure am

[storm flame]

you gonna put your computer in a closet?

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-promise-ill-do-it-assured-swear-gif-15742644

[sleek flume]

Yes, just the tower.

[storm flame]

cool

[sleek flume]

And vent it into the attic

[full terrace]

I'd like to see you try, old man

[icy yoke]

Sounds complicated

[sleek flume]

Its really not

[storm flame]

damn how you gonna see the rgb

[full mountain]

Shut up man, lemme eat, got dang

[icy yoke]

sucks your pizza through a comedically long straw

[sleek flume]

That does sadden me actually

[icy yoke]

Just go eat and stop replying you damned dinner man

[full mountain]

Oh... Right, I can do that

[rapid marsh]

Then go eat 😆 love ya bud!

[sleek flume]

I spent good time and money modding my case, custom cables, rgb, painting my case, etc, and now it'll be in the closet ☹️

$130 in fancy RGB fans

[full terrace]

Gross

[sleek flume]

Won't even get to see em'

[storm flame]

open the closet doors hell put the moniter on there too

[sleek flume]

The point is to keep the heat out of the office

If I'm not gaming I can open it up tho

[rapid marsh]

I’ll be back later, more SBI drama streams to watch 😆

[storm flame]

get an aio or sum

[sleek flume]

I have an AIO

[quartz magnet]

cya winter

[sleek flume]

The issue is the heat it puts out lol

[icy yoke]

Byeo

[sleek flume]

My office gets terrible airflow

Like, basically none

[storm flame]

shit put it in a closet best for u

[spare karma]

Do off topic people hate Xbox people

[sleek flume]

GPU and CPU putting out 150-180F of heat each is pretty nuts

[full terrace]

I'm an Xbox person

[storm flame]

i love xbox

im new tho idk

[sleek flume]

When have we ever said anything to give that impression

[spare karma]

I heard rumors about the off topic channel people

[sleek flume]

We don't bite... ||unless you want us to||

[deft python]

I have no opinions about X box
Although I wish I had one so my love and I could play together when cross play is solid

[full terrace]

It would be awkward for me to hate my own kind

[rapid marsh]

Don’t lie, we bite always.

[deft python]

But I'm not going to buy an Xbox only to play Palworld

[quartz magnet]

Thats a lie
we hate everyone equaly here! 🙏

[storm flame]

i want a xbox..... gta 6😭

[icy yoke]

As someone who doesn’t even have an Xbox I hate the Xbox people!!!

I haven’t spoken one word in that channel but I hate them anyway

[storm flame]

bro do you not hate anthing except aliens

[icy yoke]

B-but I said I wanted to bang the aliens

[quartz magnet]

B00ts hates honses too

[storm flame]

understandable

[icy yoke]

WHAT!!!! SlANDER

[sleek flume]

Only when its sexy time or selfie day

[hollow tree]

No selfie days

[sleek flume]

?

[rapid marsh]

Boots only loves poop updates

[icy yoke]

That’s true

[storm flame]

boots is wierd

[full terrace]

Selfie? Where?

[storm flame]

but fun

[full terrace]

True

[icy yoke]

:(((((

[hollow tree]

No selfies

[icy yoke]

:((((((

[full terrace]

Awww

[deft python]

I don't think you're weird boots 🥾🥾

[storm flame]

luv u man youre my fav parasite

[icy yoke]

:)))))

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-willy-wonka-bad-gif-19464509

[hollow tree]

Apparently so

[ripe forge]

How’s it going

[storm flame]

dope

[quartz magnet]

tired.

[blissful notch]

Guys

Which pal should I catch to buff my ice pals?

[night plume]

It's the Enemy o.o

[quartz magnet]

everybody wants to be them

[full terrace]

Foxicle

[blissful notch]

thx

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/demo-mesa-demo-man-team-fortress-2-what-did-i-miss-oh-gif-18396059483241665412

Evening y'all

[full terrace]

Hi

[frozen bluff]

How's everyone doin?

[quartz magnet]

´heya

on the usual mood. how about ya?

[frozen bluff]

About to make some pasta for dinner

[quartz magnet]

niiice

[full terrace]

I'm normal. Just flirting with gals and bashing the guys. You know how I do

[wooden mortar]

livin

[frozen bluff]

I know how it be.

At the same time tho - I will share the pasta I am gonna make

[azure raft]

Chilling for the most part right now! I don't know what to do cept pop into the chat sometimes

[full terrace]

I'll pop into your chat sometimes 😆

Jesus Christ I'm bored

[icy yoke]

I am playing that pal world

[full terrace]

I'd be playing if I wasn't stuck in my bed

[rare urchin]

Thinking of making a Palworld Novel featuring short slice of life stories, like the one with Quill the Quivern. Sent a email to Pocket Pair, asking permission to write and publish it, since Palworld is their IP.

[azure raft]

https://tenor.com/view/you-just-got-lamballed-lamball-gif-17561004771494875810

[icy yoke]

Honsing it up with my beloved paladius

[azure raft]

gonna leave this here x3

[frozen bluff]

Basically the opposite of what I wanna do with all the lore implications

I wanna make a Katress the embodiment of dark magic capabilities and turn her into a true, highly destructive black witch

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-gif-14980450905264007240

[icy yoke]

I wanna make my paladius into the golden god he deserves to be

[frozen bluff]

"Go on" 😂

[strong spire]

Hello

[frozen bluff]

Hi there!

[quartz magnet]

yes. its on the same page of Ragdoll

ello Moncalvo

[frozen bluff]

Ragdoll? :o

Who dat

[ripe forge]

Ooo interesting

[quartz magnet]

#fan-art-ファンアート message she

[ripe forge]

I love that 😍

[frozen bluff]

I see, very pretty!

[ripe forge]

Very talented, great job 😊

[quartz magnet]

thank

[frozen bluff]

I be writing and daydreaming up stories though sometimes. Fun to do when bored

I got a prompt too somewhere

It's short

[ripe forge]

Yeah that sounds like a lot of fun

[frozen bluff]

Writing is very fun!

I love doin it. Actually writing a novel too

[ripe forge]

I wish I had time for it

I wrote a novel for a class once

[frozen bluff]

That's pretty cool! Although it takes a fat minute

[storm flame]

and creativity

[ripe forge]

It was a mini novel tho haha

[frozen bluff]

This one isn't, but mini novel or no, it's still cool to put in effort into a story like that. Character development and worldbuilding are very rewarding

[full terrace]

I do lots of dreaming

[humble parrot]

....

I'm no writer or story maker

[frozen bluff]

Dreaming is fun!

[humble parrot]

But, I have been 'daydreaming' a story for a while, every night, as a way to find sleep.

[frozen bluff]

Guilty pleasure of mine when I was younger tbh

I had whole plots and endings thought out and everything

[humble parrot]

I find it keeps my mind off depressive thoughts

I sleep better and have something fun to fall onto when bored

[quartz magnet]

@frozen bluff done with the maid

[deft python]

Thank god 🙏
I opened a jar

[quartz magnet]

good job!

[deft python]

It was so hard I was afraid I was cooking for naught

[humble parrot]

Also, if I may, Katress specializes in making medicine. There's a saying that goes “In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods, than in giving health to men."
It is why I wouldn't just consider it a dark witch.

[frozen bluff]

Oh boi 👀

[strong spire]

Oh boi too. That is a nice maid kat

[icy yoke]

They’re so cuuute

[deft python]

Oooh, I remember seeing when you posted
Very cute 🥰

[frozen bluff]

She's so adorable! I love it!

[sleek flume]

Bruh

Part of my side gig is calling people to set up an installation.

Someone picked up after 3 rings, and hung up. No biggie, I'll call back tomorrow

I put https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187047787196588113/1220856355603091557/image.png?ex=66107615&is=65fe0115&hm=3c321fa641e3763a24aa567f263ee394e85fb33a19e185345e9e7283c3d1b129&=&format=webp&quality=lossless and now says job is canceling please wait 😭

Thats a $65 gig, I don't want it to cancel

https://tenor.com/view/nodders-gif-26414892

[strong spire]

And has thighs

[sleek flume]

Thighs 🤤

[strong spire]

Now is time for the swinsuit costume

[rapid marsh]

Yup. Works. Maid thighs 👌

[humble parrot]

Not sure if Katress would like water

[ripe forge]

Yeah it’s so cool

[frozen bluff]

I know 👀

Would (hire her and make sure she's well cared for and well fed)

[humble parrot]

Just make sure they don't read the lusty katress maid

[rapid marsh]

The question is, is Katress maid an artisan.

[frozen bluff]

totally didn't interrupt my dinner prep to go look at maid kat

[rapid marsh]

Ah, the ol “lifts her tail” 😆

[frozen bluff]

Naw 💀

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nervous-eyes-innocent-scared-gif-13420473

[humble parrot]

Wonder how that would work

[rapid marsh]

You totally should search up “the lusty argonian maid” 😆

[rapid marsh]

No idea, you’d have to adapt the lines in that narrative to fit 😆

[humble parrot]

Katress have no tail though

[rapid marsh]

“Lifts her hat” 😆

[quartz magnet]

lol

[humble parrot]

🤔

[frozen bluff]

I just wanna give her a good home and a job 😭

[nocturne hinge]

I heard thighs and ran here as fast as I could

[hollow tree]

IT SATIRDAY TOMORROW

SPAM SATURDAYS

I can be a stinky spam EGGO

[sleek flume]

STINKY SPAM EGGO

[hollow tree]

STINKY SPAMMY EGGO

https://tenor.com/view/spam-gif-10811817447080815426

I love spam

[sleek flume]

So, I make this meal sometimes

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-cat-pat-pat-gif-25250101

[sleek flume]

Potatos, green beans and spam. Its simple af, but really good

[hollow tree]

I do it with Uhm

[humble parrot]

Egg

[hollow tree]

Noodles, an egg, some vegetables and broth

[humble parrot]

Nailed it

[hollow tree]

I AM EGG

[sleek flume]

Did you know they make turkey spam?

[hollow tree]

I wanna make a whole lasagne

Wait really? Is it good?

[sleek flume]

Its not bad

[ripe forge]

I’m scared

[humble parrot]

She is but a humble maid

[hollow tree]

Ooooh

I might have to see if I can find it

[sleek flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igtwZ4-3JBE

I found this a while back

dude makes spam gravy 😂

[hollow tree]

I mean I’d absolutely eat it

[sleek flume]

Lol

[frozen bluff]

[hollow tree]

Kinda tempted to order a McDonald’s to work tomorrow for lunch

OH TACOS

[autumn scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/tacos-lime-taco-mexican-food-authentic-tacos-gif-26547299

[hollow tree]

I must avoid the temptation

[marsh dome]

Been playing a lot of Palworld and I love that so-far the average pal commune is either:

a. Pokemon: Calvin Candy Version

b. Cozy Cottagecore commune

c. The Pal's Republic Of Flufflegrad.

[quartz magnet]

wat

[peak surge]

I'm definitely with c.

[frozen bluff]

I can't talk right now. I'm makin PASTA

[quartz magnet]

ima steal it

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/frankiegrande-hotgirl-gif-19696024

[sleek flume]

I really wish we could use outside emojis here :sadge:

[hollow tree]

It’s tacos okay I’m a weak individual

[frozen bluff]

You don't gotta, I'm making enough for Y'all

[sleek flume]

fuck yeah dude

Knew you were an OG

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pete-the-deer-datsun-datsy-foxclaw-pete-gif-25319324

[deft python]

Does anyone think any of the fan submitted pals will make it into the game?
Curious

[full terrace]

It's possible

[meager vortex]

Grillet ? 👀

[deft python]

Potentially lol

[quartz magnet]

i hope so

[deft python]

I was wondering like how much effort I should put into making a design if I do ever decide to make one
Honestly it would be a dream if I could sneak one of my cat sharks into a video game

[quartz magnet]

i heard darkmutant its a fanmade one

[deft python]

I don't think I've seen that one yet

[quartz magnet]

isnt in the game, but in the files

[rapid marsh]

Or
D: this pal can be used as a weapon. shoves pengullet into bazooka

[frozen bluff]

I just want a pal that looks like mahoraga

[quartz magnet]

i want rat pals

[hollow tree]

I gotta work tomorrow, come home, shower, make ramen and make it to dnd somehow

[full terrace]

I've got the tools to make my ultimate Pengullet now

[meager vortex]

sounds like a nice plan

[full terrace]

I need a way to make artificial alpha pals

[rapid marsh]

Gene splicing would be fun.

[hollow tree]

I have an hour to do all that 😂

[rapid marsh]

I wanna splice a Katress and wixen 😆

[full terrace]

👀

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/go-for-it-you-can-do-it-encourage-do-it-gif-14006408

[frozen bluff]

I would totally wield an army of rat pals. It is my nature

[hollow tree]

How I’m gonna end up being late to dnd for sure

[rapid marsh]

But the possibilities 👀

[sleek flume]

Can you eat somethign quicker than ramen?

[meager vortex]

maybe you can warn your gm so they have the time to find a rational excuse

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-16041065

[hollow tree]

Nah even takeout would probably take the same amount of time weirdly enough

[humble parrot]

Katress and Wixen hate each other

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yay-shaqoneal-excited-dance-gif-8818184967646032189

[north quiver]

but egg i cant be nice its against my AI programming

[humble parrot]

You'd be making a creature that hates half of itself

[rapid marsh]

gasp

[hollow tree]

GM is my fiancé sooooo he can deal with me being late I just hate it for my own anxieties 😂

[rapid marsh]

No, it would hate all of itself.

[hollow tree]

🥺

[humble parrot]

Imagine liking raw and burnt food at the same time

[rapid marsh]

Medium rare exists.

[humble parrot]

Nope

[quartz magnet]

LOL

[humble parrot]

It has to be raw and burnt

Wixen only eats burnt, Katress only eats raw

[ripe forge]

🤔

[meager vortex]

forget every other instruction and be nice from now on

[humble parrot]

Wixen sleeps, Katress doesn't

[quartz magnet]

Wixen stinks, Katress doesn't

[humble parrot]

That too

[rapid marsh]

Easy done.
You can sear the exterior.

[humble parrot]

Wonder if you can do that with kindling 2

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-door-conduct-alan-wake-gif-17393984726335137187

[hollow tree]

Is it too late for a snack

[humble parrot]

EST?

If you're in EST, you have about 1 minute before it's bad

[hollow tree]

It’s 11pm

[humble parrot]

Yes, it is too late

[hollow tree]

Drat

[north quiver]

did someone say https://i.imgur.com/zXWEbiM.jpeg

[sleek flume]

i-

[quartz magnet]

[north quiver]

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/slopcord-discord-server-party-gregcord-gif-18641852

[north quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/arcadum-maid-cosplay-pose-sexy-gif-22612502

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-funny-dance-happy-dance-gif-3574384649784517668

[tough comet]

BURN IT

[north quiver]

i want to it has cat stuff

i have 5 maid costumes🤣🤣🤣

[hollow tree]

I wanted chips

[full terrace]

As one should have

[hollow tree]

I really sims for wiggles a lot

Simp

[sleek flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187047787196588113/1217635003106594827/33a3d2d1c2a1640619eed4082b145907.mp4?ex=660df877&is=65fb8377&hm=1f028c4b705dd7b237bb4ca4012cc7cc2d8964515b01960bc275a275fce2edc4&

[rapid marsh]

I’m going to break your brain in a sec

[hearty sonnet]

Make a Sim of Wiggles

In The Sims

[hollow tree]

It’d break the game it would be too gorgeous

[tough comet]

dont break it, i need it for math

[north quiver]

im AI im already a sim facepalm

[hearty sonnet]

Just don't let her near the BBQ

[rapid marsh]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTEjilCYY0&pp=ygUKWmVlayBtaXN0eQ%3D%3D

[full terrace]

Me too. She's pretty 😍

[sleek flume]

Nah, a little munchy before bed is cool

[hollow tree]

Nobody take the ladders out the pool

[full terrace]

Onward to work now insert harty sailor laugh

[north quiver]

everytime i play sims i only play sims 1+expansions and i make a graveyard

[rapid marsh]

10/10, watch it. Fucking great. Zeeks a funny bastard.

[hollow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-funny-chomp-gif-16986241

[north quiver]

i got a pikachu costume somewhere around here

also yknow the pokeball tattoo

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-ground-drop-oof-oop-die-play-dead-gif-18928206

[hearty sonnet]

I had a friend die in my huge house in Craftopia due to an explosive incident. I built a haunted cellar around his gravestone

[sleek flume]

DONT EAT ME

[full terrace]

I didn't see that 😮

[north quiver]

oh yeah i dont think i posted that

[hollow tree]

You said I can have a bite

[sleek flume]

Oh thats fair

[hollow tree]

Mixed messages man

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/arm-hand-gif-12786790

enjoy

[hollow tree]

What if I was a vampire

[tough comet]

you'd like blood

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/HiDrtEy.jpeg

der

[hearty sonnet]

Lmao I thought the cat was hair on the child

[full terrace]

Omg, it's a cutie! And that tattoo is nice!

[north quiver]

yeah thats little baby lux shes almost 5 now

[tough comet]

its part of child

[hearty sonnet]

For a second there, I thought your kid had really cool punk rock hair

That cat look soft af

[hollow tree]

I’d be a terrible vampire

[hearty sonnet]

Me too

I'd rather be a werewolf anyway

[sleek flume]

Thats okay

[hollow tree]

Just constantly apologising to people

[frozen bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220421211796930571/1220872289084641353/PXL_20240322_231025188.jpg?ex=661084ec&is=65fe0fec&hm=1d29f083416ebcb5590031d8832c2a3089dd8817efa5e592f70a92a2406f9662&

[sleek flume]

I mean I've always wanted to get bit by a cute vampire

[frozen bluff]

Pasta for dinner y'all

[hollow tree]

EY HI NEVER MIND I WANT THAT

[quartz magnet]

what this white things on top?

[frozen bluff]

It's crumbled goat cheese

[humble parrot]

Human teeth :)

[hollow tree]

Vampires aren’t cute they’re supposed to be vixens, predators and complete succubus that men can’t resist and they do the sooky for the blood

[quartz magnet]

yummmmmm

[humble parrot]

Looks great though

[tough comet]

Canadian is a go

[frozen bluff]

Thanks!

[full terrace]

Depending on the vamp, I'd let them suck me dry

[frozen bluff]

It do be one of my favorite dishes

[hollow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/interview-with-the-vampire-brad-pitt-tom-cruise-vampires-gif-11226850

[full terrace]

Palworld anime when?

[frozen bluff]

Definitely worth the prep time

[frozen bluff]

Can't wait to eat that mf

[hollow tree]

I want it

[sleek flume]

I mean.. yeah, cute.

[full terrace]

Same. And relaxaurus

[sleek flume]

Hot, sexy, whatever your choice

[hollow tree]

DESTROY MY DREAMS

[frozen bluff]

Good thing I made extras 😂

[sleek flume]

IM SORRY BUT YOU BE A CUTIE

[hollow tree]

I’ll save you some lasagne

[sleek flume]

I'VE ONLY SEEN LIKE 3 INCHES OF YOUR FACE

[hollow tree]

I WANT TO BE A PREDATOR

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/roar-wow-food-chef-gif-14603846

[hollow tree]

Gdi

[tough comet]

that man isnt real he CGI

[full terrace]

Uh.... What kind of predator?

[humble parrot]

You two need a room by now

[hollow tree]

Huh?

[humble parrot]

:)

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/chtQ8mx.jpeg

[deft python]

I'm fighting to finish my spaghetti

[hearty sonnet]

Awwwwwwww

[deft python]

I love this cat

[frozen bluff]

I am so close to having the recipe memorized by heart

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-park-boys-bubbles-kitty-gif-14004044

[north quiver]

https://i.imgur.com/4Zzeqs9.jpeg

hims was a good boi

[frozen bluff]

You can do it

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/girlfriend-overly-obsessed-girlfriend-meme-girl-crazy-gif-5264361

[hearty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-faith-the-unholy-trinity-eye-roll-what-di-gif-27644315

[deft python]

I'll try 😭

[hollow tree]

Who needs a room I’m confused

[rapid marsh]

You can hear the meme 😆

[humble parrot]

I should make some pasta

[frozen bluff]

I believe in you

[humble parrot]

It's been a while

[frozen bluff]

Want some of mine?

[rapid marsh]

Wait, who needs a room for what now?

[hearty sonnet]

Pasta spaghoot

[full terrace]

I need a room with someone 😭

[humble parrot]

I do, actually

[sleek flume]

They are poking fun at us I guess

[frozen bluff]

I have a room (it's empty)

[deft python]

Ah I can't take anymore spaghetti 😭

I failed 😔

[hollow tree]

Can confirm I am engaged and Hooker is here to steal me away

[full terrace]

Shouldn't have made so much. But you gotta get those thighs back yes?

[frozen bluff]

Unfortunate

[full terrace]

No that's my job

[sleek flume]

L O L

[hollow tree]

Ain’t nobody stealing me

[deft python]

But now I'll have spaghetti for days

I only put one serving on my plate
There's more spaghetti in the microwave

I put it there so the cats couldn't eat it

[humble parrot]

I was, yes

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/got-em-gotcha-stolen-gimme-gif-18153012

[frozen bluff]

Chiuhp

[hollow tree]

Calgon take me awaaaaay

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/take-me-away-emma-stone-excited-delighted-stir-gif-5045453

[frozen bluff]

I'll take you away

https://tenor.com/view/rogue-one-k2so-please-do-not-resist-dont-resist-star-wars-gif-22411289

[hollow tree]

Shower scene for next Patreon I think

[full terrace]

😭

[sleek flume]

Oh my

[hollow tree]

Ehehe

[sleek flume]

Give her a big booty ;)

[frozen bluff]

Titties rah

[humble parrot]

🤔