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Making it out of cherry or grape tomatoes? Or Romas?
Cherry
There you go. I got some of those to make a dish later on
Hell yeahhhh
Sounds like it's gonna be pretty good. Hopefully it turns out great
I’m gettin a little silly with it, I’m frying up the Gnocchi with one of those papa John’s garlic dipping sauces
Yum, gnocchi o.o
It’s oil and garlic so it works just fine
If I recall if you fry it up in that stuff, you won't really need salt on it. That dipping sauce has a lotta sodium in it
No kinks
I read it in her voice
You gotta say it like one word
Yeah those are the primary two. It's got other spices and stuff in it, and a helluva lot of sodium
It will work though and I'm sure it will taste good
Gotta (hopefully) wrap my day up today y'all. Take it easy and stay safe and healthy 
8 playeurs? dam
NOKINKS
Now to find 8 friends lmao
Would you rather give someone to play star wars battlefront 2 or overwatch 2
battlefront 2 actually got better, overwatch 2 is spiraling downward
battlefront 2, for sure
Battlefront 2 classic not the remaster
Based on my limited knowledge, almost anything over Overwatch 2 o.O
Yes ma'am..
Omfg
yo what is the implacation of this one?!
hungry.
why?
you always make food with love man
🫘
i hope so...
?
So excited 5o check out all the changes in SDV when I get home
Many mods are now in the game, so that's nice
why is there like a blocky kitchen knife on top right with dried up blood 😨
are ya scared of food or somethin?
not food, of those face
it’s called Cooking
😑
The food in the pic took all of the picture quality
They butchered a cow for the beef
idk thats the face i make when i see good food
it needs salt so thankfully theres a natural way to bring salt
What am I looking at?
chopped up human beef
Ah gnocchi. I thought it was tater tot’s at first 😂
What is the best dipping sauce for chicken tenders
blood
Honey
winnie the pooh blood and honey
ranch
mustard
hot honey mustard sounds hella
Never tried mustard before
its kinda like wasabi
Hot honey mustard sounds fire
I’m normally a sweet and sour guy myself
cooka da cat
I prefer ketchup on chicken tenders
Fair
If crispy enough, I'll toss them with a thai chili sauce and make sure it is caramelized well
Could turn chicken tenders into a chicken parm 🤔 dip them in a good marinara and then cheese
cook them in witch's pot yeah
guess ill see if a human can kill the raid boss later if its out
😂
im glad it hit during my run
nvm yall were talking about stardew
going back to work
I actually prefer mine plain.
If I do dip, I like sweet and sour best.
Honey mustard from time to time too
i like the sauce at zaxbys not sure what its called, but its not bad
I prefer to dip nuggets and leave strips alone
They have 8. Be more specific lol
their not specific, its just mild zax sauce, normal zax sauce, spicy, inferno etc...
The not spicy one is just called Zax Sauce. It's like ketchup and mayo mixed with some spice
I love zax sauce
I wonder if the new zaxby's is opened yet
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Does anyone know how to gift DLC content on console? I know how to on steam but I've never done it for the PS5
Thank you
Trash criminal! Good gif
Reminds me of my own masked criminal
A bbq place heard the convo, they sent me a wing dunking ad
Man, I need to learn how to cook good food. I do wish to live on my own one day.
Evening y'all
Howdy
honestly just experiment with stuff, even if it sounds like its bad, its probably good
How's it goin? Just got home from work
Hi there
im sure when people were first like "im gonna add honey to pork" others were like "thats foul" now its widely accepted
How ya doin'?
It has not :(
No it's still foul
I had honey glazed something earlier. It was good.
Doing pretty good, how are you?
I think it was chicken?
I'm well enough. Been working on grinding D2 and then I work a lil later
Nice!
Getting ready to do some dishes and make dinner
Whatcha havin'?
Some of the leftover taco meat that I have. It do be Tuesday
Gotta eat my stuff so it doesn't go to waste
Nice nice 🙂
Hoping that housing costs go down some day. You kinda need a job that requires an 8 year degree, a parter in life, or 2 jobs to sustain yourself. Having 2 jobs isn't living lmao.
I have none of that... But you are correct about housing costs. They are crazy right now, and even the one that I found you might as well put another cost of a house into renovating the place
Even a studio apartment is ludicrous.
As a kid, my mates and I legit used to race bins down hills 😆 fall off = kiss ashphalt
I was the one who suffered scooter ankle a lot
I once crashed a bike into some bushes.
i see, so aussies also try to take eachother out
Me on my way to ask the average BTS fan if they can imagine an apple in their heads
escapees after breaking into a bank
Heard that birds in Australia shoot lasers.
All I'm asking discord for is the ability to post a gif with a message on top of it and have it play properly
Right?
It takes away the funny!
It does!
No~
I’ve wrapped a mountain bike around a tree 😆
OOF
Was fun while the bike lasted, took a corner on a downhill trail wrong. Had to walk home and explain to my old man where his mountain bike was 😆
That must have sucked. I remember my old mountain bike. Thing's falling apart.
Just like me!
bet he was pleased
don't do it.
Lori
😂
Nope. He wasn’t 😆
Nah fr I want my funny captioned gif posting! Come on discord
Actual windows explorer OS loading.
I'll be back in a bit y'all, dishes and dinner prep
Sometimes, filling out the mod form and putting, "It was straight up mod power abuse" is worth it the stress relief :p
As long as it is very, very minor and not often abused of course xD
Goes off to reminisce about a time now
remember these little bastards?
I would have gone fluid cat into the creature slinkys o.O
How did youngo Furby?
because im asking a question 🤔
I hate those little bastards……
I get that, it was just the association leap that was funny to me
Is it because they are Canadian?
Got some ipshit on a steam post telling me I have a failed youtube career (never tried to have one?) and my steam account is holder than he is and I should 'get a job boomer'
Thing is, we’re in the “Millennials” bracket :p
Kids these days don’t know what a “boomer” is.
Kids these days can't tell their asshole from a shoe
They just throw that word about because they don’t know any better.
and to annoy anyone older than them
Ignore the waste of carbon
Hardly annoying, just shows lack of understanding for terms.
now its time for your nap 😂
I like how my steam account is older than he is, so that must mean I don't have a job....
Not like.. that I'm older and have been around longer
Just.. I have no life or job lmao
Mine's probably older than half the people here 😄
Ye about the same
who is mocking old people wat
19 years
I could use one of those actually. Boring day ahead.
by the way his Steam level is 56, mine is 26. who needs to get a job now lmfao
He probably asks why he can’t get a Gf too.
I remember the only reason I got steam was bc a friend bought me a couple games and told me if I didn't have an account, then I wasted his money bc he couldn't refund them >.>
I believed him <.<
To be fair back then you might not have been able to
Nice
just block him who cares hes 12
Just reply saying "Nice VAC Ban"
Maybe xD bc he was able to send them directly to my email and Steam said I needed an account to claim.
i get called a virgin living in parents basement when im 34 with 2 kids and a house I own
Lmfao same
Well, no kids part, but I own my home
fun fact the people saying that usually live with their parents and i would love to live in a basement rent free
they can also "smell me through the screen"
Oh that's another thing, yeah
Yeah it took me a second
Because im a basement dwelling neckbeard that does not bathe or engage in adult relations.
Internet dwellers love pretending to sniff things
Work brain is still on lol
I am all for a minor ban on the internet tbh
(no offense to those of you here)
Honestly an IQ test to use the internet would be nice
I'm also for not allowing internet access to anyone caught hacking
For eveyr dollar you spent on a hack, is a month of no internet
Kid hacks? Sucks for mom and dad, should have raised their kid better.
We can have the "Internet" and the "Idiotnet"
oo I like this idea
Only access to wiki, netflix and pbs.org
Eh? I have a nose though. I can actually sniff 🥲
No you don't, I took that shit
🧐
We got a noseless dweller here, everyone point and laugh
Life ain’t cheap.
Always costs something.
Like a nose
Or a kidney.
Just dignity
No diggity
That too.
I didn't have dignity in the first place lol
I remember being like 17, being like, man I can't wait to get the hell outta here
The cost is having to deal with parents and getting told hahaa you live with your parents and also complicating dating life
Now I would give anything to live rent free in my parents house lmfao
oof, ye been there
Felt 😂
Lmao
Hahahahaha!!! 😆 yep, always the promise of “freedom” when you turn 18, but in reality, you get more shackles.
I'm a secondary caretaker for my Mom and lil sister. Help em out while my dad works
I pay rent, just less than what the average person pays
family wanted to live with mother-in-law in a big house im like NOPE THE FUCK NO
Parents and dating don’t mix. Ever.
Never ever bring home a date to your parents house 😆
Luckily my house is paid off, so I only pay utilities and property taxes
But shit, that aint cheap either lol
My sister was there. I haven't actually dated anyone since I was in the Army lmao
Time to sell a kidney if you got one spare.
Why would I need to sell a kidney? :P
Haven't dated anyone in 8 years now
I left "home" at 17 and never looked back XD
Ye, I ran away at 19 halfway across the country to move in with my internet bestfriend
My dad used to bring home dates on days I was cooking dinner. Then he wondered why they wanted to stay.
I left home at 18 and went back after a lil over a year cause of health 😔
That's rough buddy
Ha OLD!
Gets a little hazy exactly when we became friends
I didn't leave home till I was 25. I love my family. Now they're trying to get me to come back and do a bunch of favors and I'm like "gonna keep it real with you, I like my own space"
I say "was" 25, but my birthday is at the end of this month
Careful, he might lose his dates to ya 😆
Kinda where I'm at but housing market is shit and Id hate to just leave my sis
They preferred my younger brother xD I was too mature
Yeah I feel you. I very reluctantly got an apartment
That's felt too 🥲
Sounds like me and my best mate, friends since we were 13, so, 23 years now. Rare friends like those are hard to come across.
Ooft 😆
I consider myself close with two people outside my family. One gay dude and I chick a have had a crush on for ~6 years 😂
I've been telling my online friend to get the hell out of his living situation because his parents work him to death at home
Literally said that I would let him stay with me for a while until he found a place but y'know
In my brother's defense though, he did lay on the charm bc he loved the free toys.
He was around 7 xD they couldn't resist how adorable he was.
Home is in quotes because it was not really a home
I kinda figured what you meant due to what little I know of you. I wasn't gonna pry though 😇
Wiggles, how are you today?
How are you doing?
I'm gonna eat that mf
finally slept for the first time in 3 weeks
I'm doing alright
That is good to hear. Sleep do be important
Why's that? Something happen recently? 🧐
No? o.O
Nice nice... Boring is cool too
I'm just playin' lol. It's good to hear that really though
noms popcorn; confused, but curious about the conversation at hand
No popcorn for you
noms water instead, it is not as enjoyable to nom
My god
airstrike pov
Sounds like fun
How is everyone this evening?
About to flee and head home
The best time in the world
is.. did i miss something?
worst ive been called is a sad troll living in moms basement that crys themselves to sleep and uses their tears for lube.
Sounds accurate to me
😂
Who would even call you that? 😂
dude I think someone said almost the exact same thing to me lol
It's not a very original insult TBH
Jesus Christ
I was once called a 'useless mexican that should go back to myy country'... I'm American-Irish and redneck but aight
The internet is a strange place
Projection is one hell of a drug
Indeed
Good news fellas
We got the chicken broth
Soup is back on for tonight
i mean i was 13 back then so they were half right
I did not know we lacked chicken broth
is america real or is it just EU propaganda of things we should not do
LOL
No, like Australia, we are not real.
ah okay i was worried for a second
I used it all last night my b 😔
I was never real
Just a figment of your imagination
Lmao
Interesting indeed
Now that you've discovered the fact that I was never real, you must let me go
Only half of me is real
When statistics state half a person, I'm one of those halves
and yea its a very basic insult, it's a funny one to pull at times.
i still think its great that "Trolling" used to be just a term for getting to know people like "Trolling forums" that sort of thing and it later de-volved into basically being a funny asshole
Where's the rest o ya
Nah, was just odd convo. Was curious where it was going to go in its oddity
I stick to my basic insult - "Poopyhead"
It's not real it's American
My mum's husband isn't real she's just a crazy woman who did an asexual reproduction
Bacteriophage 🫵
NO
Throwback to when one of my partner's friends didn't know the blunt had a filter so he smoked the whole damn thing
Cardboard and all
Homies, I'm here to let y'all know to not smoke the cardboard 👍
Are you a smoker?
😂
Medically 🍃 my intestines will be in excruciating pain from inflammation on days I don't
Ouch 😳
Won't register until tomorrow what is going on
Indeed 😭
It's definitely not what folks have in mind when they hear "built different"
I got that
OWIE tummy
Lmao, I kinda get it. My own body is a mess 😂
Together we can create an even bigger mess 💪
I wish you the best with your health 🙏
Thanks, you're a sweetheart lol 😆
Of course!!
im guessing filters on blunts is new, never seen one on a handrolled one
Your gonna feel horrible tomorrow
It's a roach
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Hi there 😇
nah thats just bits you save for later
They sell little stubs to be filters by themselves for cheap
My roommate rolls fat doobies though, I swear to god
Homie calls them "gorilla fingers" and for damn good reason
Really? I just thought that it was so that bud didn't get in your mouth
I hate having to spit out bits of grinded up greens
RiP 😨
I'd show you how but your a bit far from me. There are many ways just using card to stop that from happening.
Nah lemme just astral project real quick so I can learn the secrets /j
I appreciate your help and concern though
I don't smoke at all but I don't hold anything against people who do. I wouldn't mind exploring THC stuff to help me out personally. My meds aren't supposed to interact well with any of that
Smoked for a very long time now.
It definitely does depend on the individual
Whatever you need in order to best operate
if its rolled properly/tight enough you won't get that shit in your mouth
True. Coned.
Im so hype to try the update but waiting for some mods to update first
Pre rolls are a miracle for that reason but the gorilla fingers are too fat
Seems many have
use multiple rolls if needed
We will probably wait til some core mods we like get updated too
But I'm hoping since SDV is fairly easy to mod, they get updated fairly quick
I think he does but I'll let him know since he does the rolling
I just smoke it in whatever way in convenient for the moment
They do, I know that flashshifter from SVE will be updating his mod when he can if he hasn't already
Daisy's is really nice! I use Yri's recolour because I have a bunch of naver mods too
ngl i prefer bowls
They're quick, convenient, and I don't have to race to finish it lol
Popping a bowl before I eat it the best
I love feeling hungry for food without the anxiety of the pain
ive hit hookahs, gas masks, bongs, bowls, been doing dabs recently due to not having any green
even did the really dumb shit growing up like turning beer cans into bowls
Dabs make you feel wild but honestly I think the flour and greens are easier for me/less anxiety inducing
Something about the blowtorch makes me uncomfortable/worried
Gotta get the crazy out while you're young I suppose
Either we own a bad hookah or hookahs don't really do much
Never done the gas mask though, only seen it in stores
I don't like the idea of gas masks
Honestly it doesn't sound pleasant in my opinion but
Curiosity killed the cat am I right 💀
Yeah and satisfaction DID NOT bring it back
Definitely with food but with some other things too
I tend to try it at least once, and if I don't enjoy it I won't touch it again
like Demon Souls
There's nothing wrong with Demon Souls, it's just not my genre of game
I usually do, just never remember why
Aww that's cute 🥺
Looked like the typical: prepare for inbox spam 😆
Rude.
He doesn't wanna grow up to be a criminal
more like he DOES because the videos are showing what not to do
Exactly WHAT NOT TO DO
He learning from the mistakes of his peers
gas masks really depends on the mask, can also transmit things with them so only do it with people you trust.
Who’s playing Dragons Dogma tomorrow?
maybe me
first night in terraria master mode, Blood moon
Lowest profile one I've found, would go great with my new desk.
Feel dumb because I've barely had this other arm a year lol
Not I
I’m just curious mostly I have my Baldurs Gate stolen from my fiancé so I’m good
I’m not really interested in it but everyone’s talking about it
All I play these days is Helldivers
And some other games tossed in, but HD2 is my main currently.
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It is currently on sale
They have a second one so I’m thinking about it because it seems cute and I don’t have to kill anything
You are too pure i stg
You take pretty pictures and pick up mushrooms 🍄
Lmao
How much more wholesome does anything have to be? I don’t gotta murder a goblin or smash a dog to death I just get to exist and have a good time
i bet you play pokemon snap too 🤔
I love Pokémon snap!
lmfao
There used to be this cute game on mobile where you went whale watching and the whole thing was take photos of the dolphins and whales and earn points
It doesn’t exist anymore but I would waste forever tapping away trying to get the best shots
youd probably enjoy stardew
I have Stardew and I do love it. I love animal crossing but I gotta get the DLC for it
oh theres one peaceful game i vibe out to if im super stressed
But Nintendo puts nothing on sale so screw em
I never have anyone to play SDV with 😔
@sleek flume knows it and can vouch, Timberborn
Timerborn?
I managed to get my best friend to play SDV with me, but getting times match up is..grr
Yes!
yea you get to manage a little city and watch beavers run around
Beaver RTS game
Egg, when fantasy life i comes out later this year. Get it.
No game has come close in terms of cozy
😮
Also if fantasy life is gonna be $60 you can run to the hills the threshold for game prices is crippling me 😂
I might play some tonight actually
its actually one of my favorite games when i don't wanna murder everything
LOOK AT THE BEAVERS
Just wait til she sees the baby beavers
Well. There. There is a solution.
wait till she sees the different factions
Don’t say piracy because I feel too bad and will end up with a virus or something
YO WHAT IS THIS GAME
Pftt
Shame
Feel bad for corpos that make billions, definitely not me lul
In terms of cheaper chill games, islanders is perfect for brain off
It's like, $3 rn
raft isn't too bad either
Raft is fun
Raft stressed me
I might download Pokémon snap again for the train ride to London
fun fact the world generates around the raft not you so if you don't anchor it the island your on eventually dissapears 😂
Yup lmao, had it happen to me
I love my switch for being portable but Nintendo costs man
Sdv stresses me out too. The path of complete optimisation is just clear enough for me to hyper focus on it, which makes the game just not fun
“Here’s a game that no longer gets any love or updates. Haha still £50”
Ok genuinely if you. Want help DM me
Yeah sure lemme pull £400 out my butt
99% of singleplayer games
Dude, record that for OF, you'd make a shit ton more money
Haha it’s okay honestly I miss 3ds games I miss my Nintendogs
pun intended
I wish 3ds emulation wasn't as hard as it is. Because there are so many fantastic games on the 3ds
yea just roll it up, wrap it in plastic
Right? Animal crossing was £50 and the DLC is still like £20ish plus the Nintendo online membership like seriously? Flap it on sale for 50% off but I’m not paying that much rn
Tbf of the sex workers I've lived with, they can pull in a LOT of cash
I bet your nintendogs are really hungry rn
You uh... regularly live with SWs?
I've been. Uh. Tempted.
And they never made a new nintendogs for the stupid switch! I’d pay anything for that!
People exist.
And I come from poverty so yeah
What
Well sure, but like...
have you never lived with an SW?
No hate but I wouldn't do it again. Of the people I've met, they're... Chaotic. And not in a fun way
On one hand, it's nice to be with people as intense as me. On the other, they have 0 ability to temper it like me.
Most are perfectly fine/chill tho
WAIT
STOP
Oh for sure. But when they're throwing a party until 4am I'm less happy
yea a few people ik of have voyeur cams installed in their home then have a paid service for the bedroom and a few others, then ik a few that make like 400$ on a bad day
Little friends?
It’s basically nintendogs oh my Lordy lord and it had cats holy smackeroonies
I don't look for "chill" roommates anymore in general. Its like a codeword for I won't do jack shit and take your money and complain when you ask me to do dishes
Sounds like you find the wrong people lol
Hmm
Roommates can be a hit or a miss at the best of times.
i have a very strong get a job or gtfo philosophy, if you're someone we've known for a bit ill give you some slack, but after awhile imma be on your ass daily till you either get a job or gtfo
Current dude is good. He's just a normal dude and that makes him so much better than most people.
Fair
There’s an island and I can bath the puppies
But still, I don't usually get completely random folks for roomates, tho I haven't had the need for any in a while.
My worst roommates were employed still. They were just deeply bad people.
Last one was cool, she did stuff, and spent a lot of time at her BFs
Then the dude before that was some muscle daddy dude thing
Oh hey what’s everyone’s vibe with Story of Seasons?
I wish my roommate would head out more but eh. C'est la vie
Idk, not my cup o tea so I didn't prod lol
Sorry I’m on another tangent today my bad
my last female roommate just worked and trolled around on tinder finding hookups everynight, so she was basically never around and paid rent still
Don't know it
Never heard of it
Idk, a lot of farming simulators feel too similar to me, and I enjoy none of them
Not my cup o' tea
Thats the best
Oh man I have a horrible story about one roommate
I played and beat Rune Factory for the DS, but that's it
She had 3 conversation topics. Men. Hating. And hating men. Like, it was impossible to pass the Bechtel test with her in a conversation.
I remember her ghosting a dude who she openly knew had severe anxiety. Then reading out the texts of him begging not to ghost her and laughing about how funny it was.
That is fucked
I might look on CDkeys and see what they have super cheap for the switch honestly
Imma dm youu
🤔
oh those people, i like passing their tests and then gaslighting the living shit out of them since they do it to others.
im not a good person though
I'll be real. It's more moral to pirate then buy from key websites, since those websites mostly rely on stolen credit card info or other exploits.
Let me put it this way. In the 6 or so months I lived there. I wasn't able to cook once. Because the kitchen was in a constant state of filth because of her.
Wait really?
Yeah. Those keys aren't legitimately obtained.
Oh
m8 let me teach you the ways of hobo dinners and grills
you can do a lot with a piece of tinfoil and a grill
A hat and some sausages
Thanks but that place is in the past for me now
hell, had an ex convict live with us once, taught me how to make prison food too.
surprisingly not bad
I would sooner live with an ex convict then a self described 'polyamorous anti imperialist communist union organiser who is non-binary and queer'. Because full hate, I'm queer and all that shit says endless drama to me
yea, anyone that needs a paragraph to describe themselves im likely not talking too
polyamory can work in very niche cases but 99% of the time that shits drama central
Not always
They are often legit
Im sure that there are examples of mutual respect and love with polyarmorous relationships
I would love to see one myself some day
the key is open communication
Often by bots trawling Reddit for free keys.
most of the drama happens due to lack of communication
If your whole personality is your sexuality and/or gender, I don't want to interect with you
im an idiot, do i pass the test? 🤔
I'm a person. So I pass?
I think it's because a lot of poly relationships begin out of people compromising on things they shouldn't compromise on. The amount of people joining a poly relationship because they want to be with someone else in a monogamous way is so damn high.
Sure, you too @full terrace
Yay 😁
Hmmmm should I head off to a cafe
Yes
Don't get me wrong, I've nothing against anyone who is LGBT or whatever. But I don't care about your gender, no matter what it is lol
The only way I’m gonna care about what’s in ya pants is if I wanna hold your hand ok
Exactly
i feel this, like when im gaming i don't wanna hear about relationship shit, i don't wanna hear about your gender, i just wanna play the fucking game
Do... You wanna hold my hand 🥺
Never touch ffxiv.
I don't really mind either way personally
Transphobe smdh
??? i never encountered this on FFXIV
Nox is cute. change my mind.
We delve in different circles then haha. The amount of endless relationship drama is both hilarious and exhausting
I don't play FF, but my friends do, and even I get drama crap by proxy
Twitter is worse
I was following a strange circle of people who followed a weekly gpose trend. And a subsect of people who would do so with another person in the shots. But when they'd take pics with other people, it was likened to cheating
So hows it going for all of you guys?
What's Twitter?
a fun place 🙂
I'm tired
im that guy that solo ques new content and gets picked up by people that need a fill for savages, i do not communicate with them
thats fair
I'll say slurs before I respect X as a name
LOL
The only person playing the game right tbh
Jesus Christ 😆
Ngl, I just say twitter cause.. it was twitter for like 15 years lol
Main world: day 171 Lv.50
But it being X doesn't bother me
You call the stupid thing by the stupid name
It's twitter. It's fucking twitter. Everyone knows that it's twitter.
no its twatter
I'm not calling it by whatever the fucked elongated muskrat says it is now
How about he gets a wife that doesn't divorce him and then I'll respect the fucker
marrying elon is a get rich quick scheme, marry, sign pre-nup, get proof of him invalidating it
divorce and take half his shit
That is... an odd bar to hold. But aight
Sigh... Guess I need to get some coconuts
I would rather be cursed to eat in reverse for the rest of my life, mouth as anus, anus as mouth, than marry Elon Musk.
Chosen because he specifically will never meet it
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Personally I love Elon because he pisses people off with his mere existence.
I was thinking about steaming on twitch (not showing face or anything) and I have to say the past 4 days I’ve watched twitch streamers who are tiny on twitch just tear each other apart with baseless allegations etc
Oh man, I remember that south park episode
I find it funny when anyone pisses people off with their existence
So does me shitting on people's lawns.
But I wanna see your face 🫠
I mean, i'd find that funny
I would never go on camera on twitch I don’t think
If the most someone can do is make someone else mad, they're not a worthwhile person.
Awww 🥺
Any ideology focused around making the other group mad is a shit house ideology
The only streamer I watch does not have a cam, never has, and never will.
It’s only because of the amount of abuse people throw and I really don’t wanna be in that community kinda deal it’s scary how people will throw assault and allegations around
I mean, there's infinite indie vtubers, most of which are very very boring. So worse people than you have tried and succeeded.
I don't really watch streamers
Oh I don’t doubt it be at least somewhat entertaining
Fair enough 😇
Yeah, the internet is a pretty different place to how it once was now. It always seems like people are just waiting for a muck up to pounce on.
Scottish accent and tendencies to ramble about absolutely nothing while hunting mushrooms or simping over Astarion
idk if it was entertaining id watch
Hawt
Tbh being able to keep conversation going solo, and having an accent are both pros
Also maybe dont randomly sexualise people Bronze
I talk to myself all the time 🧐
That's weird
I'd probably watch that
I like talking to myself and I don’t wanna be a twitch streamer as my job or anything, maybe just one of those people that people put on for background noise
Asmr then?
Id rather just listen to white noise
No I hate ASMR it really triggers my anxiety for some reason
I mean, there are asmr Minecraft longplays.
Woah that’s so pretty
OH I SAW MY DREAM SET UP WAIT WAIT
asmr is cringey af 93% of the time
95% of anything is going to be shit
There's like, the special 5% which isn't complete ass
I can’t send it 😦
I'll be real, I just avoid women asmr now.
DM it lol
Fair
Send image links, can't attach images into chat
Oh that's nice
That looks horrible to maintain ngl.
EARTHY WITCH VIBES
It looks nice, but never for me
I would like it if it wasn't... Actual plants. Crocheted garlands, yeah
Settle down and play some mushroom hunter or Uhm Stardew or something
Talk about the latest folklore stuff or Nessie or fairies
Hex a couple bad people
I have a lovely green skein of yarn I made. Merino and silk mix, would be perfect for making some fake house plants
Nessie is a name I haven't heard in a sec
I’m learning to crochet! I can make little hearts
Let me see if I can find my dream settup
Loch Ness Monster! Oh or maybe I could like talk about Scotlands most famous ghosts!
I spin more than I crochet. So I have an excess of yarn....
I was thinking of uploading Scottish ghost stories and Hauntings in my Kofi
Where do you live so I can rob you
Off-topic the grandma channel
Sorry that we have meaningful hobbies.
Also like doing haunting stories from Scotland and folklore and just letting people read them
Yes please
They’ll be burnt completely and I’ll make them have raising in them 😠
Chocolate chip?
But still, if you want to make yarn. A drop spindle is a good start, and you live close to world of wool, so getting roving is simple for you.
You get oat and raisin with extra baking powder
No way
Way
This whole fuckin thing is my dreamsettup. No cheating. Watch it from thje timestamp and no skipping https://youtu.be/9BJrfkCYIbI?si=4QluIoqDWeaLxt30&t=279
Unacceptable
Fine, I'll just make cookies on my own 🫤
You said mine looked busy Hooker!
Acceptable Paddy you called me a grandma
Make you’re own cookies but they won’t be like Grandma Eggs
Its not 100% my dream settup, the computer itself is not what I want, but the whole room and everything..
https://i.imgur.com/gVNpu13.jpeg happy w mine
I have a steamdeck and a bed
That looks sorta similar to my old set up
Yours is in your face busy, mine is more chill
yo kingmaker might be a dope lil meme game, medieval meets current age tech 🤔
I thought you were talking the pathfinder campaign lol
Ooooh okay I like the aesthetic Hooker!
i saw knights being ran over by modern vehicles i wanna try this out 😂
This is basically my current settup https://effydesk.com/cdn/shop/files/cost-savings-dual-monitor-setup-work-gaming-ergonomic-chair.jpg?v=1693936402
Also @north quiver I can’t wait to have a proper desk and stuff I have a laptop rn
i have a new desk in a box
Minus the speakers
That looks so chill
Its... fuckin awesome
Welcome back Chuck

Hi there
Hey Cynic!
u could just take a pic of ur own setup
How are you?!
Im good I get a day off tomorrow but I gotta work Saturday but that’s okay! I plan on cleaning and commission work!
I would, but my desk is a mess atm due to my shelving unit collapsing like a week ago
I'm pretty meh
Once I get everything stowed away, I'll take a new pic
Doing alright. I got one more day of work before I get 2 days off
Hey! Something to look forwards to!
Tomorrow I declutter everything and get settled in for a chill day drawing
https://i.imgur.com/361cBZD.jpeg behind me xD
Lol
Not the sloths 😭
So Kyoot 🥰
Indeed
Thankya Thankya
Oh yeah?
I think I'm going to build something similar to this https://en.idei.club/pic1/uploads/posts/2023-12/1702478432_en-idei-club-p-dual-monitor-gaming-setup-dizain-interera-1.jpg
Fun fact! Sloths terrify me
Yeah, neither good nor bad
As long as ya ain't doin bad, I think ya doin alright
I can't decide if I want to build a monitor shelf or not, and if I do, if I want it to be high enough for this kinda stuff https://www.balolo.de/cdn/shop/files/balolo-cockpit-setup-large-oak-6-1752x1314-min_0896c0c5-debc-45ce-b27c-546c9d81b832.jpg?v=1708358053&width=1752
First thing I’m getting when I immigrate is a book shelf that’s really pretty
Actually this is what I'm trying to do, but with two monitors https://grovemade.imgix.net/https%3A%2F%2Fsiteleaf.grovemade.com%2Fuploads%2FcoverB-desk-shelf-G1.jpg?auto=format&ixlib=python-1.1.2&w=1000&s=2c833582526f105664b133851a41b832
i would hate having both monitors centered like that
Its something you get used to pretty quick
pass
But with my new desk, I will be centered on the left monitor
And I prefer being centered on the right :\
Going to have built in phone and tablet stands behind the keyboard.
Nah I'm more anxious and tired than anything. A friend of mine told me she was at the police station and then hasn't talked to me since. So I'm a wee bit worried
once i set up my new desk ill have 3 monitors so
Considering making the keyboard try fold up and hide itself as a cabinet door.
I wish I still had 3 monitors :(
Had third up on the top thing but took it down
And I’d maybe get a proper tablet when I get a computer all my art is done on a Samsung tablet
These fuckers are huge and can't fit a 3rd.
Ahhh, I'm sorry to hear man. Hopefully she's doin alright and nothing serious has happened 
Didn't you hear?
I'm hoping so too 😅
Hard to find a monitor that would be too big for my set up XD
Yeah I have 2 that big and 2 like 27
Hm?
Immigrants aren't allowed bookshelves for the first 3 years of moving to America.
Sorry, I don't make the rules, just spread the word.
Why not
I hate the no cat rule
What possible reason do the government have for that
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2109770/Kingmakers/You’re the last hope in a dying world. Travel back 500 years, to medieval England, in order to change the course of a bloody war and maybe, if you’re lucky, stave off the apocalypse. Can you tip the scales of history and create a new timeline?Each battle you engage in runs as a fully real-tim...
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Allergies
I hope you get to hear from em soon
what possible reason does the gubberment have for anything they fuckin do
$
Bingo ^
Yeah, at least I'm hearing from you 🥰
i thought it was oil
Can I get a shelf?
oil=$
oh wait thats america
Well.. oil = $
How do they even like monitor that
If its under 18 inches wide
Eggo, I can't tell if you're playing along or if you believe me
Huh?
where you at? ill take a free house 😂
Yah, I'll be here for ya.
Scotland
I was making a joke, none of that is true lol
…
Lmfao
Awww you're a sweetheart 😁
aight @dreamy mortar we going to scotland
she is too pure for this world
Im gonna remove a toe from your character now
LOL
so bout those free houses, they nice?
Yes very most have gardens
Lmao im still laughing
and i can sell it after a few years?
No no it’s like a government house
oh ok, thats still fine, free house is free house
I dunno bout all that, I would think that probably wouldn't be very healthy if my life-giving organ was sweet now would it?
Better than having an alcoholic liver
Beer battered chicken liver. Now you got my ass hungry
we'll come to take yer jerbs with this information
You can have my job if I can have your life savings
😂
Not my favorite type of dinner and I didn't think I've ever eaten with my ass before
Imagine if your butthole had tastebuds
I...
L I'll pass
actually i have a 401k and shit... idk why im laughing thats actually a sizeable sum
no
What does that mean and can I have 3k to quit my job and in return I will give you a house with a garden but the rent is expensive
401k is money you put in as you work so you can have it when you retire or take whatever is in it when you leave the company
i have to pay rent? thats not free >:O!
Also I’m just saying if I didn’t like someone I would just wish they had tasteables on their butthole
Technically you get a free stay for a month
On an unrelated note, I have made a discovery about the ghosts in Phasmophobia
That's actually awful. My opinion of you has changed slightly lmao 😂
Oh?
lets pray i can get a job within that time with a boss i can understand then, cuz like some of those scottish accents be a bit thick
Yes, if you challenge them on the court they kill your ass every time
You can have my job
I didn't know that the ghosts were balling
idk what you do 😂
Now you do. They've always been 🅱️allin but they were always slept on
I work as an activities and wellbeing coordinator in a senior folks home
And I do a lil art commission work
so you just like keep them entertained and schedule bingo night and shit?
Only balls I like are peanut butter balls
Bingo, arts and crafts, sing alongs, I have a knitting club and yoga club I run weekly and reminiscence and Zumba and uhh church services
I've never had peanut butter balls in my life
😞
https://youtu.be/67E3RsDp0Pg?si=4jvDduvrG4ouL7oK
@sleek flume if this game doesn't blow up, i will eat my wallet
With an incredible trailer that came out of nowhere, marrying RTS elements with third-person modern vs medieval combat, Kingmakers has gone on to become one of the most eagerly anticipated games of 2024... and Digital Foundry has an exclusive interview with the developers. What tech is Kingmakers using? How does it work? How many enemies will yo...
Am I missin out?
Maybe? If you like chocolate and peanut butter, maybe
I'm more looking forward to Manor Lords
I prefer buck eye balls
It's essentially a peanut butter ball dipped in chocolate
That's what I'm talking about 😅
If you really want just buy
- Peanut butter
- Powdered sugar
Neft do we have a deal? 3k for my life
But the peanut butter balls are only the peanut butter part
Total steal my life is work at least 3,002
Das pretty cheap
I didn't realize that lol
It is okay 👍
I'll do 3.5k
3k is a lot of money man it’s insane
wait... can i play world domination in this game? 👀
Ah, then I do like them. Unfortunately I cannot have them
Most I ever had in my bank has been like 1400 and that was before bills 😂
Are we bidding?
I will auction my job yes
That's like 2 paychecks 😂
What do you meeeaaannnn
Paycheck to paycheck life LEGGO EGGO
I'm at around 16K
Wait are we auctioning egg?
Wat the wat
I bid $0 for the wonderful Egg
I could sell my teeth I have good teeth and I even still have my wisdom teeth
Four extra teef
Did the dentist steal your wisdom teefies? Have mine!
Not yet
lil less than 2, but yea
Drat
Weekly or bi-weekly?
Monthly
i get paid every 2 weeks, also had like 2 raises last year and im the top agent, so i literally consume bonuses
I know medical professionals make a good amount too
… can I have your job?
My checks are weekly
Not including bonuses or anything like that
I get a lotta bonuses for not doing dumb things 😂
Nice! I'm just the longest running agent in my company. I'm not bad but I'm not the best
yea, my job for where it's at, pays REALLY well, but if i moved? need a better job.
Literally "no safety incidents" will net you a decent bonus
I get even more bonuses if I can get my blood leads lower than a certain amount
This has not happened yet
We don’t get bonuses here
Bruh, why would they do that?
We got a keyring for working over Christmas and new year
they also pay us a bonus just for coming to work every day
Ahhh yeah, I do love the attendance bonus
I can move wherever I want thankfully
so work performance + attendance + hourly wage
There’s multiple plants and ours was the only one that earned the bonus. So when they did the vote the other plants voted to remove the bonuses in favor of the raise
I'm paid by commission
.32 cents a min up to x2
That's so fuckin dumb. I would keep the bonuses over risking getting moved into an entirely new tax bracket and getting fucked by taxes
We get government raises so what the government decides, bonuses aren’t a thing in my job and neither is overtime unfortunately
honestly id trade all of the bonuses for a 5$ raise thats an extra 800 bucks in my pocket every month
which is like 100$ more than the bonuses
I was thinking about just working like 20days straight to get some savings into my savings account but uh I got told the company doesn’t do overtime
My company also has college classes you can take for like an extra buck on the hour if you complete them
Thinking about doing that this year
They’d just give me the time back to take off or something
And a bonus for completing the courses
Egg is probably sitting there like "y'all mfs LOADED what is this"
Ngl yeah a lil
Your company fuckin sucks
But I am very happy for y’all ❤️

oh security worked like that, it was called overtime, sometimes id work 16hours straight
Care and health sector here is very poor. It’s why our nurses move abroad and stuff
then come in that night and do another 8
If I recall healthcare over there is socialized and free for patients, isn't it?
I’ve worked nearly 150 hours of overtime this year. My quartly bonus would be like 12 grand
Sort of? Free healthcare and there are government run care homes for the elderly but I work in a private one where the residents pay 1,300 a week to stay but they continue to pay their staff poorly and offer little incentive
That's pretty decent
1300 a WEEK?
after 3 years i was gave a gold pin
That's almost my rent for a whole MONTH
Yep. Sometimes more depending on their needs
Which frankly when you think about it, most people in my work are living paycheck to paycheck. I set up an anonymous stall where there’s like tampons, cans of soup, etc that people can give or take from because everyone is struggling and the company is making a disgusting amount in profit
Yeah you gotta get outta there, Egg. You're too damn sweet to be working a job like that
My home as 52 bedrooms and we are full rn so uh yeah I’m not good at math but that’s just one home outta the 2000 in Scotland, but they can’t afford to pay staff overtime? Hmhm, I don’t believe it
i also prevented naked people in the parking lot and other things, never got noticed for the good i did, yet a co-worker whined and complained and got a commendation bonus "to keep him happy"
thats how the reward system works
It's easy to brag about record profits when you don't give anyone nearly what they should be making. I hope you get out of there soon!
I’m hoping once all the immigration stuff is dealt with and the flight to America is fine I’ll have enough leftover in my account to just stop working
So uh… maybe six months depending on flight costs to America
Rootin for ya, you got this
Thank you sweetheart I appreciate that a lot ❤️
I hope it works out for you 😁
Thank you lovelies. With any luck I get a bunch of commissions too because the plan is to start just putting commission money straight to savings
Sweetheart?! I do not deserve this title
Can attest that Eggirl's art are the bomb diggity!
Uhm… Blackheath, the Iron Hearted?
You sure?
Thank you so much lovely 🥺
All the pigs are all lined up, I give you all that you want...
take the skin and peel it back.
doesn't it make you feel better?
I appreciate this title
Noted!
Also door for me to have a long lost aunt leave me her inheritance
That happens sometimes
Well now you know what you must do
I only have one aunt. We have a terribly small family haha it always surprised me that my partner has a huge family and I have like uhhh 6 in total
your math is off you didn't carry the 1
Uhm
Oh Eggo
play anything but WoW
Play WoW, but lottery ticket
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But I like wow
Lil puppies?
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